yeSmitty – This Minecraft SMP Is Not Going As Expected…

Oh boy has the last two months been an absolute flaming dumpster fire from getting doxed by a depressed Enderman and aedo to having my own server destroyed by them as well I’m deleting every backup I’m deleting every single server Pile in the server it has been a steaming pile of something rancid

Despite that we remain unconquered which brings us to today the Invicta SMP is a ruthless chaotic server with a Twist that promotes such violence killing a player grants you one of five random statistic boosts ranging from plus one attack damage speed knockback resistance Health boost and attack speed and dying

Causes you to lose all of the Boost you have as well as it causes you to lose a life making the system very much so like a kill streak if you’d like to reset your lives you must kill a player which will reset your lives to five as well as

This there is a node at spawn that summons op loot every night cycle bolstering conflict now that you know the basics I might as well show you how it started everything’s started pretty normally with my team and I just staying together looting the node and mining for

Resources so I won’t really bore you with those details but all in all day one was relatively uneventful mostly just being in-game grinding day two is where things get a little more interesting I logged on and decided to go to spawn for some Loot and maybe to

Even get a player kill to gain some boosts and as I went through the portal I did in fact see a player SGA though he seemed pretty harmless for the time being I figured he would most definitely have it out for me in the coming days so I did the only reasonable

Thing um I mean in a matter of bro my my freaking please first sword first Lord first Lord my helmet helmo please bro where where is Grand sh after finishing off skula his teammate FaZe thought he was a main character so he tried taking me on and

Once again I resorted to the only reasonable conclusion I’m ready for I don’t need that boy gr needs to get on God where this is the stupidest [ __ ] thing i’ ever don’t worry I’m coming back oh yeah oh yeah that feel so much better shut the [ __ ] up leave me alone why are

You yeah you’re reaching buddy you a reaching oh I’m sorry I’m sorry pleas don’t die now after gaining two boosts I decided to go ahead and craft a third one now with these boosts and some credit to my name we started trying to play more aggressive as a team we would

Have a very clear opportunity at the community talent show hosted at spawn a few days after after here is how the actual show went and they’re pretty bad all right guys so what do you call a detective alligator what an investigator that was that was terrible

Please get the [ __ ] off the St no please I don’t want to be here anymore that’s the best thing about Switzerland um really nothing it’s in Europe I don’t know but the flag is a big plus why do we why do we tell actors to break a leg

Why because every play has a cast nectar kill him oh my God bro yesterday I saw a guy spell grab letters on the road asked him what’s the word in the street final joke right I think funniest joke of all though is you sm’s hairline as clearly it received quite far

Back take off the helmet take off the helmet oh my Lord I told you I told you he literally all right all right all right two we ban I told you two we ban a hopeless romantic all my life surrounded by couples all the time I guess I should take

It oh why oh why I’m feeling lonely oh I wish no no no no no all right all right all right who the [ __ ] get your [ __ ] ass in SE yo sit sited of Allegiance I pledge of allegiance shut up to the flag of the United States of America and to the

Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible liberty and justice for all God Bless America that was that was really out of s all right you all suck get off the stage all right Bobby I will make your helmet disappear on the count of three but to get this

Magic trick to work you have to say the words nectar’s a [ __ ] three times I start now yeah right nectar’s a [ __ ] nectar’s a [ __ ] nectar’s a [ __ ] all right right okay so now when I hit you your helmet will disappear yeah okay okay okay is he oh shoot oh

Shootly Magic now everybody send me your base coordinates I feel like I’m in a GTA taxi dog put your helmet on tequila oh oh this not just we got Farm now start I need help I keep getting terrible lowow fighting lagging why am I lagging I’m not look at look at my

Bars I shouldn’t be there behind the machine behind the machine yeah sh I told you he was sh dude over here oh [ __ ] he’s in Cherry block I do my [ __ ] hell can I get can I geted up I I’m lagging I’m lagging hold on you got to stand

Found now it may seem like we should all be walking on air which we were however after the talent show is where things started to go downhill for me you see the following weekend there would be a server event which we called The Purge it was a a 2-hour event that had the

World border set to 1,000 blocks in each Direction condensing all players into a small area forcing them to fight so when it came time for the event to start I met up with my team and began fighting dropped it must be low [ __ ] watch for CS watch out for C traps

Watch out for C traps all right oh sorry BL considering moxa’s team only had two people I stayed back with one of my other teammates while the rest of my team fought them eventually taking down Maka and forcing lexon to run we all met back up at spa to rear when the other

Enemy team decided to show up here is what happened okay all right make sure you don’t get singled out all right try not to fight J loose Target grle the guy the guy with the black shield the what the [ __ ] guys I’m getting 2

One y why what the [ __ ] did Canon do why they hate this guy I swear you should have di stop hitting me get over your Up 3 one in one guy yeah figure yeah if you’re confused just like back up and then start targeting someone invis with black shield wa does

It have like a penguin thing on it yeah yeah yeah that’s this guy is not P end on him that’s what I to do to Lex earlier someone oh don’t get targeted by my G Smitty let so I got my first death which had absolutely tanked the reputation I had

So far built up on the server on top of this another one of my teammates was killed directly after myself forcing the rest of my team to run all of this meaning we had completely lost the event though this episode is being finalized on a loss there is one thing I

Would like to say you should beware the fury for the patient man