Alright you lot, dinner’s up. Right then, who we have here? We got Oswell, Taz, George and of course our dearest Buttercup. *snoring* *slurp* Woah, what happened? Why am I all, stretchy? Huh… Hair on my face? Bushy eyebrows? A small nose? Are you seeing this Oswell? Oswell? Wait Oswell it’s me, Taz! Come try this stuff, it’s great! Urg, tsst, this is amazing! What is that stuff? I don’t know It has something on the bottle. It’s a picture over human. Like, do you think there are any more of these? Erg. Oh, chh. T-Taz? Taz, we should probably get out of here My thoughts exactly. My house… My farm! How did this happen? Oh god… Oh god. *sobbing* Time to get some rest, I guess. *rooster call* What the hell y’all doing roll around in the mud you lunatics! Why would you wanna shoot as a couple lost pigs? I… I mean young fellows! I mean, Look at this stitching! Look at how fine it is. Each strand, just as close as the next. Alright, put up! Dude, what the hell are you doing? I don’t know, I hadn’t really planned this far. But, just got with it. So which one of you owns the keys to that there contraption? Well… I’m the one with the keys. But please think about this for a moment… This is the only way I can get my crop into the city. it’s what pays the bills you see, feeds my beloved family We’re not the most well off bunch… Haven’t been for generations but It is the best I can do for our well-being. and now really do care about my- Alright, Lets do it. What are you doing? Lets go! I have no idea what I’m doing here Taz. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you take the wheel?! You always get like this when you’re under pressure. Well maybe if you’d just take my feeling into account once in a while! *sobbing* Say, what’s that down there? Man, man. Did you see his face when I snatched the keys, right out of his hands? Ohh, that was so good. Yeah, that was pretty sweet. Now what do we do? Stand next to me. Woah, I can’t believe that worked! Like, you see in the movies all the time and it looks so cheesy but… Ah man, gee. That was awesome! Oh. Whoops. Video Information
This video, titled ‘Oswell & Taz: Episode 1 – Pilot (Minecraft Animation)’, was uploaded by Blue Monkey on 2013-10-28 21:17:52. It has garnered 748160 views and 16785 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:20 or 500 seconds.
On a farm where all is well, two pigs escape their pen and go looking around. What they find will change the rest of their life. Episode 2 & 3 (1,800 word read):
http://pastie.org/private/fa9pvdylupfep8nlf42qjg (The link above is for those who want to know what would of happened even if I didn’t make it into a video. That was the plan I had in my head for all this time. Enjoy!) — Texture Pack: Sphax PureBDcraft http://BDcraft.net/ — Subscribe? https://www.youtube.com/BlueMonkeyAnimations — Royalty Free Music provided by PremiumBeat.com. License this music: http://bit.ly/1BJdSnT ——————————– What is Minecraft? Minecraft is a Lego style adventure game which has massively increased in popularity since it was released two years ago. It now has more than 33 million users worldwide. The video game puts players in a randomly-generated world where they can create their own structures and contraptions out of textured cubes. How do you play? Minecraft is what’s called a sandbox game, where the player creates the game themselves by manipulating the world within it (like s playing in the sand). There are no specific steps or goals, so everyone playing the game is having a different experience. Each time a new game is started it creates a new Minecraft world. You can have many of these worlds if you want, so that each time you play you can choose a different one to roam around in. The worlds are vast and filled with different types of terrain (biomes) and creatures (mobs), as well as things to explore like caves and ravines. Players can also customise the way they experience each world using a bunch of different options. They can play by themselves (single player) or with others (multiplayer). There are two game modes to choose from – creative (where players have an unlimited number of blocks and items to build with and can’t die) or survival (players must find and build all of the things they need to avoid death by hunger, injury or attack from hostile creatures). There are also different levels of difficulty, each with its own unique features and challenges.