Bottle Island: Surviving Minecraft

Today I’m trapped in a bottle I’ll need to travel and survive each insane bottle containing new structures and riches but if I die the video is over uh Gamers oh no why is everything in a freaking jar even me I’m in a jar I’m in a big

Freaking jar and I don’t know what to do oh there’s two mini jars right there with stuff inside welcome everybody to surviving in a jar I honestly have no idea oh my God Proto Proto’s here with me woo Proto oh my gosh wait he wasn’t

Tamed there you go now I tamed him yeah yeah Proto the dog all right now you guys got to leave a like for Proto man this video is about to be awesome ooh wait a second I think I just noticed yo there’s like a little cave right here

Which I hear a ton of spiders I don’t know if you guys can hear them too but like okay as soon as I said that oh there you go now they’re making noise I was like yo they just sto making noise okay but we also got a chest right here

With a book read me oh my gosh bro is this some sort of stupid tutorial world in the jar remaster no I want to get out of this stupid bottle wait what’s the difference between a bottle and a jar okay some and I’m clicking on it nothing

Happens did you know there is a sponge hidden on almost every jar of the map okay I don’t know if I really care to find them both the Nether and the end are custom made with jars can’t make the portals yourself okay that’s going to be kind of

Interesting okay there you go I just read everything there’s apparently teleporters that we can make too dude this is going to be epic my goals for today’s video is honestly to either beat the game or at least make it to the nether if we can do that then we’re

Golden so let’s grab some wood all right there you go we got eight pieces of oak wood I don’t want to destroy the entirety of this tree this tree is so beautiful and oh wait yeah we already have a crafting table I almost just made another crafting table but we

Don’t even need to do that and in that case let’s make ourselves a poop pickaxe yo and all right I don’t know which like first bottle jar we should go to that looks crazy oh my gosh that looks like a giant mine it has to be a village a

Village oh my gosh we should totally go for that one no there’s also a sand biome which I don’t know why we want to go there oh that one’s spilling that one’s open ooh there’s also another cave over there but wait that cave looks like way better it’s already like a deep dark

Cave all right well we got our little tiny cave right here so we might as well just yon let’s grab this gold give me give me give me the coal this is what you’re going to get for Christmas if you don’t subscribe I’m just kidding this is

What I’m going to get for Christmas if I don’t complete the daily dose of bionic challenge I haven’t even filmed the daily dose of bionic intro video like intro everything to the series so like I don’t even know what I said in that video but Gamers this is going to be so

Difficult I don’t know if I’m actually going to be able to like upload daily videos honestly I just hope Minecraft has enough content for me to like have fun with and okay wait o we got seven we got to make ourselves a stone pickaxe before mining that like iron go go go go

Yes oh my gosh give me all this iron perfect I’m a little scared though should we go to that spider spawner I have no idea where it could be I hear it like over in this direction okay I’m kind of terrified that I haven’t found

It yet ooh I hear some lava I also do yes we found some more iron give me the iron dude it’s been so long since I’ve played like normal Minecraft I mean we’re in a jar and there’s going to be like crazier things to happen than normal Minecraft but like you get the

Point it’s been so long since I’ve actually just played okay hold on a second dude no no no no no no oh I found it I found it I found it I found it yo this is crazy oh and we found some more iron speaking of yo okay wait I lowkey

Want to make another crafting table down here I know I know don’t worry I’m not going to make like a bajillion crafting tables I promise let’s at least make there you go a furnace I want to start smelting our iron just so that we can at

Least get like a shield or something and oh God okay you know what let’s also make ourselves a freaking no you know wait we just got to be very careful oh my goodness okay this looks pretty scary yo all the spiders are on the roof why

Are the spiders on the roof okay wait Proto what are you doing in there Proto you’re crazy dude oh my gosh all right hold on I’m going to craft myself an iron sword y yoink there you go we got ourselves an iron sword okay this is

Going to be way better than just going in butt booty naked Proto I swear if I hit one of these guys you’ll go for them right yeah get him get him yeah pto’s the best oh wait he can’t get them on the freaking oh no that’s not going to

Be good all right I’m just going in oh wait they’re not even damaging me all right Proto got him busy Proto’s making them scared okay we got a craft and a gunpowder some good St stuff honestly a saddle which we really don’t need since we have Proto we can just ride them

Anyways I’m going to yoink this gold Redstone string I’ll leave the pumpkin seeds ooh Bingo oh my gosh a golden apple as well that’s actually really big and we can just keep this like spawner yeah we can make like a spider grinder yeah but it does look like we were not

The first players Gamers to enter this game or this dungeon or whatever ow hey yo Proto Proto where where’d you go where’s Proto bro oh my God pro is actually a bot wait I think I could just quickly Farm all of these guys cuz they’re not even coming down from the

Roof I think they’re stuck on the stupid leaves or the vines ow oh no oh this is not good this is not good this is not good Proto Proto Proto jeez man yeah go go go get him go boy all right Proto is actually a bot I mean he is I know that

For a fact but like get him yeah there you go oh my gosh okay as soon as the spiders go up they just get like super stuck all right we got a piece of bread though I’m nom nom nom we got some more iron perfect yo I’m going to make myself

Straight up guys some iron armor bro I don’t even care I don’t care if I’m speed running right now we can’t die if if we die honestly I’m just going to stop playing like we have one live gamer so it might as well be hardcore even if

It doesn’t say it is and you you know what I’m not going to make pants I know they’re the most important you got to you know protect all your goods but no iron pickaxe first and now I make helmet yeah I’m smart I need a helmet Gamers

I’m very special and I might as well make myself a shield although I don’t feel like we really need it for now I’m going to make myself an iron axe or stone AE sorry I’m blind yo I want to go and make sure we grab all the resources

That we can I don’t know if if there’s going to really be oh my oh that’s not dude that’s actually so scary that the glass is right there I was going to say I mean I guess yeah we’re in a bottle so there’s going to be glass like as the

Barrier which is really good there’s apparently I guess going to be lava come on bro okay wait Diamonds oh I was dude I was literally just about to say like yo well there’s lava there’s diamonds baby this actually just confirms the myth lava always equals no my diamond

Just burned bro I’m a bot okay you know what we got four diamonds I’m 100% going to make myself a freaking y diamond pickaxe right off the bat bro I don’t even care we got one Diamond left over and oh no it’s going to become night

Time okay that is kind of dangerous but let’s see hold up maybe we found some more diamonds around here no but we got some more iron this could be pretty freaking good yo I don’t want any of my freaking iron falling in the orange juice give me okay there you go yeah we

Got eight more iron dude this is sweet I should probably make myself another furnace yeah so we can just be a little bit more efficient in in let’s make some pants full iron baby almost I need my toes another rule is that if Proto dies the video ends like I don’t even care

Right now but hold on I’m actually going to break the glass and then okay so there’s nothing on this Edge right here maybe if we go this way and break the oh dude there’s a desert pyramid we got to go for that no okay yeah there’s no ores

On like the side of like the the freaking bottle this is actually looking op Strat though to quickly check and there you go okay we got all our iron basically oh but we found some gold oh dude this is going to be so sweet we can maybe craft ourselves a golden apple if

We need we can make another one yeah all right let’s put that to smell I’m actually going to make myself maybe two buckets or is that too much iron you know what yeah let’s roll with one bucket and for now I am going to yink

The lava there you go it could help us if some mobs spawn out of nowhere which I don’t think mobs spawn on glass so we’re good okay let’s break this and dude we so got to get to that Village man look how much iron there is that’s

Right I only look at the gtms as iron okay yeah nothing on this side either there is a little piece of Bedrock that I just realized okay but we got to be careful yeah mobs still spawn oh dude that means there’s mobs probably in our freaking bottle right now that is not

Good ooh wait there’s some Redstone here okay give me give me oh my gosh let’s go dude we found some more diamonds yo bro what I just found a huge vein of diamonds this is Si seven diamonds okay you know what we’re definitely going to

Hold on to these I don’t think we need to craft anything with our diamonds just yet I’m just trying to poke oh okay wait I think that’s actually where we started yeah I think I just made a whole Loop okay I literally did BR moment in that

Case Gamers I think we’re good I think we’re like fully stacked I don’t think we’re going to find much more resources like in this island so we should probably go to another bottle yeah except how did I go up this way okay hold on I’m going to quit my shield

There could be mobs anywhere oh no it’s actually all lit up yo the lamp yeah I can see now the Jackal Lantern saved us oh dude that is sick o there’s also some fish here which we can maybe breed I mean we need food Gamers so I think y

Lowkey Village might be the way and if we go and just maybe turn like all of these into slabs boom we get two stacks of blocks that now we can use and you know what I don’t want this to burn I think if we go like maybe this boom okay

I think that should be good I hope you don’t come back and like our entire island is just burned this entire bottle just becomes like a giant Hazard cuz I want to grab yoink this water perfect we’re big brain all right Proto just don’t get in my way all right bro and

Now I can speed bridge on over me me oh my gosh wait we actually made it okay I don’t know why I thought maybe there was like a chance I was going to die here but there you go okay dude let’s freaking go it’s night time too and

We’re still doing really good yo let’s go raid the village yeah that’s right I’m the enemy of you guys yo y’all don’t need this food come on on yo oh we found one of the sponge what the heck I didn’t find the SpongeBob on the freaking main

Island all right it’s fine dude I don’t even know what we need these sponges for I don’t care I’m just trying to survive bro if me or Proto dies the series is over so yoink dude let’s go we can go ahead and make ourselves in infinite bread I love bread definitely not poor

Food listen bread might be for the poor but I’m poor for now at least hello taxes I’m just kidding I don’t I’m not a tax man I guess we don’t necessarily need to Rob these guys all right that’s a lot of people sleeping in the same place all right yo Emerald okay wait

Wake up no I want to see your trades paper for an emerald wait that’s actually not too bad we got some pigs over here which is pretty sweet ooh wait maybe we can farm this are these all carrots oh yeah give me give me give me

Wait I don’t think I should have like farmed them too fast though cuz like now I don’t even think we got that many okay yeah we got six carrots you know what I’ll take it though and one potato bro wait but we can make ourselves our boots

There you go I just realized yoink and let’s be honest does this Village really need three iron golems I don’t think so so yeah that’s right oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh protto protto take care of him Proto take care of him Proto take

Care of him oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh get him Proto get him get him Proto get him oh my God my shield is being destroyed oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh why didn’t I

Do this the normal way I’m dead I’m dead I’m on half a heart I’m dead the series is over oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my oh my gosh oh my gosh my shield broke my shield broke oh my gosh Proto took care of him yes dude that was that was way

Too crazy and I think I only got like three iron from that bro all right let’s do things the proper way there you go I smacked them let’s go over here yeah bite them Proto there you go yoink okay perfect we got five from that guy all right and perfect it’s becoming daytime

I’m actually going to steal some of your trees yes what is actually a very limited resource in the world of jars and honestly for our first jar raid yo we’re doing pretty good I don’t think I checked every single house though oh wait this one has a chest y oh an empty

Map all right wait that’s actually sick I will so take that I don’t need these pickaxes so I guess I could leave them with you and oh do you have any good wait he’s named Explorer wo wait this is for the portal yo oh my gosh this could

Actually be very easy we just need an emerald Farm if we manage to get eight emeralds and then four obsidian we can get a Nether Portal Compass okay I guess that’s how we’re going to be able to find the nether portal and then same thing for the stronghold dude we only

Need the compass and then we can do both yo this might actually be doable by the end of this video game we could do this I don’t know if I necessarily doubted myself all right so you just don’t die all right that’s a good easy thing you

Should do so our guess our goal is to get some oh my gosh wait this guy literally just trades emeralds for the carrots that he’s farming how about this guy 20 wheat dude I wish I didn’t run out of wheat how about this farmer move guys eight sugar for two emeralds wait

Yo this could be so easy bro if I’m not mistaken protto what are you doing in there bro oh my gosh he’s such a goofball let’s ride Proto all the way back Bro yeah we literally have sugarcane right here yo oh but we only have five sugar I think we need eight

Okay honestly it’s fine we just got to go ahead and do some more exploring if we zoom in this way yeah I don’t think I want to go this way at all there’s a lot of mobs but honestly I don’t really need food right now Loki I think we got to go

This way I feel like these chars are going to be way more op I could be wrong but let’s do it let’s build Cobblestone slabs everywhere oh my gosh we made it easy foxes and loot oh wait what the heck this actually not that bad yo some free charcoal I’m actually a psychopath

I’m just raiding these places for the resources there here you go yo wait a minute I just realized the bottle if we break that that’s a ton of wood oh man I feel bad for breaking down this tree now yeah hold up wait a minute I’m big brain

Oh hello Proto you beat me up here yo the cork or whatever the heck this thing is called is literally filled with wood oh dang it okay it is hollow inside interesting honestly this could be like a pretty cool looking base if if I do

Say so myself but let’s yo the cork oh my gosh okay wait we have actually so much wood bro we’ll never need more blocks again look at this I don’t think we need to go to that jar let’s definitely go to the desert pyramid oh my gosh okay wait mobs are spawning this

Is not good Proto be careful we got this actually you know what I’m going to ride you ye yeah oh my gosh I took a ton of damage I did not think I was going to take damage get him Proto oh no bro okay we got one dude there’s a ton of mobs

Here oh my goodness wait blow up yes what’s out Proto oh my gosh oh my gosh this is not good this is not good this is not good where’s my shield bro oh my God my shield broke I’m a bot go go go go go got one just in time watch out

Proto no okay Proto’s still alive he’s good he’s good he’s good holy mobs what is going on oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh okay I got to park Pro over here I know you want to help me but no just stay right here stay bro he’s not

Listening to me oh my goodness oh my gosh I’m actually going to die I’m actually going to die oh my goodness run run run run holy crap half a heart dude I hear Proto battling right now okay no no no we actually got to go crazy we got

To go crazy got one got another why do they keep spawning out of freaking nowhere dude oh my goodness go on blow all this up dude there has to be some spawners or something around here there’s no shot die Enderman come on okay we got end PE just in case stop

Break dancing spider no oh my gosh dude I might have to give this Golden Apple to Proto bro he deserves it but we did it oh my gosh let’s go all the way down yo let’s go what isn’t a god Apple oh dude this was so worth it this was so

Worth it and some emeralds oh baby wait that’s actually huge some more iron wait this is actually epic Gamers more emeralds we got four and a fortune three oh dude wait we’re stacked bro this was actually a success and I don’t know why I did that wait oh it didn’t trigger

Okay good I forgot a stone pressure plate doesn’t do that dude I got so scared I was like I don’t know why I’m I’m that dumb guys okay so I do see a mansion over there yo that might be really good wait where’s Proto oh he’s right here he’s still good though his

Tail is a little down cuz he probably took a lot of damage but like overall his health is fire here take this okay you don’t want the golden apple all right that’s fine okay no oh that scared me all right we got to be careful Proto

That no other mobs just explode us oh my gosh bro why do these mobs keep coming out of nowhere watch out oh my gosh he can actually tank so many hits he’s crazy CRA all right I’m going to block this off there you go we got to be smart

So the goal is to speed Bridge all the way to this island and then get to that jar we must de feed all the bottles okay we made it to this one which oh dude I got to find out what’s inside of that Barrel I got to do it bro oh my gosh

Okay there’s just a few mobs nothing too crazy there’s a polar bear oh my gosh polar bear why oh dude I’m dead I’m going to I’m going to eat the golden apple I I look you have to n polar bear I didn’t even want to kill you but no oh

It’s cuz he has a baby all right you know what fine fine let’s be quick okay bro really such mid loot oh wait lowkey the Wii could be pretty decent okay I’m getting out out of here mama bear don’t worry bro I’m out I don’t want to I

Don’t want to see your smelly face either holy crap that was so close oh my goodness wait a second we got to raid both cuz emeralds could probably be at both of these and we need all the emeralds we can get so you know what I’m

Definitely going to skip out on this one cuz there’s definitely nothing that great although ooh an igloo could have Emerald all right you know what we’re going to go in and out in and out in and out in and out oh my gosh go go go go go

Go go sneak inside yo nothing nothing at all just some more bread ow wait a second no no no how about in here aha I knew it Emerald dang it Golden Apple though I’ll take take that and also take the apples ooh the cobwebs could come

And use too weakness potion oh no I’m not healing this goober I don’t care hey leave fro alone you bot all right we out we out we out we out we got to go over here now let’s make a ton of blocks boom there you go easy slabs we got to be

Careful oh my gosh okay we made it to one oh dude this is going to be wild this is going to be wild I don’t know if I’m ready for this I got a golden apple and a god Apple I might have to Chuck the god apple or lowkey wait a second

I’m insane there you go we made it to the top yo let’s go okay Proto we got to be careful I don’t want you is that a creeper spawner that’s a Pillager spawner that little rat all right you know what I lcky think I could block this yeah there you go exploded boom

Yeah come on come on join we got wait is that for like four emeralds I think so we got some more wood which I’ll definitely take some more iron a Multi Shot ooh you know what I’m going to take that just in case dude I’m running out

Of space man we might as well just use this Splash there you go boom Another freaking spawner oh no honestly I don’t know if I should have kept them or whatever but okay wait a second these guys are bombarding me right now do these guys drop like emeralds or

Something wo wo woah woah woah woah woah I’m getting shot from all directions oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh eat the golden apple there you go if these guys don’t drop any freaking emeralds bro I’m going to be so mad oh okay wait I’m

Actually dead yeah I don’t think these guys do or maybe no I think these guys do there you go oh no never mind all right you know what no there’s still one spawner that I didn’t break so if we want to come back we can but we got the

Emeralds that we came for oh my God yeah there you go hello Proto sorry Mr gollem my mission was not to save you bro save your cell wait is Proto still fighting bro Proto still killing and dominating okay we got to get out let’s make some

More slabs there you go go go go go go get out of here get out of here get out of here oh man this is not going to be any easier we got their Pillager base over here it’s okay I’m brave okay oh my goodness I can’t believe we’re actually

Doing so good Gamers we’re doing so good all right emeralds emeralds emeralds that’s all I’m trying to get that’s all I’m trying to get go go go go go go wait what is this what the heck is this yo don’t tell me there’s some really good

Stuff in here this just a bunch of obsidian no break in it we got to see there could be something in the center I hope it’s like a chest or something I don’t know and come on diamond block oh bro and a sponge was that actually just

It dude wait that’s insane bro we got a diamond block I knew it was sus but I guess the obsidian itself is pretty like useless cuz like I mean it’s not like we’re going to make a portal out of it we can the map literally told us not to

And oh my gosh all right creeper you know what great yes creeper just block up I don’t care all right come on there has to be some sort of emeralds around here somewhere right maybe like over here these Mansions always have emeralds like hidden inside of them or something

Which hold on a second boom we got 16 diamonds we could probably upgrade our gear lowkey wait a second no way it’s a Vindicator spawner oh my oh dude this is is the spawner that I think it is these guys drop emeralds speaking of we just

Got so many a god Apple oh my gosh we got two golden apples wait this is so worth it yeah I’m pretty sure okay we got to actually lowkey try out the PvP with this guy boom they drop an emerald wait we literally have an emerald Farm

There’s no shot and a diamond uh chest plate yoink there you go saves us some diamonds and infinity bro we got to make the bow we just need one arrow and oh my gosh we get some more stuff in here dude this is crazy all right you know what

I’m actually going to just go ahead and uh while we Farm a little bit we might as well just like let these things smell yoink come on give me an arrow give me an arrow please oh my gosh I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead oh my gosh I’m dead I did

Not think this guy was going to freaking spy on me Proto bro I need you bro that guy did not drop an emerald okay so I guess they don’t always drop an emerald you know what hold on a second but we got our Arrow we have the infinity bow

But we need an anvil so yeah that’s going to be a little difficult hold on a second I hear something else around oh my gosh I think he’s over here don’t tell me there’s a there’s an evoker oh my oh no oh no oh no oh no all right bro

Got wrecked we got the totem though oh no the little baby jibles leave me alone there we go I got one yo wait maybe we can go ahead and trap him maybe we can trap him oh my God oh my God really Enderman really end am I going to die to

A freaking Enderman come on now oh dude that was so close oh oh my gosh this little bot almost just killed me there’s still one more too wait there’s another evoker right here are you kidding me all right we got to go we got to go we got

To go dang it bro he summoned his little babies all right it’s fine yo yo oh my gosh oh my gosh totem bro these freaking stupid babies are so annoying there you go I got one okay wait now they’re spawning perfect what we can do is maybe

Just make a quick okay hold on I’m going to have to kill these guys I dude they do so much damage but Proto got me Proto got my back yeah we got one Emerald two emeralds oh dude this is sweet we got 17 emeralds now okay so if I just go like

That there we go easy actually what we can do is make ourselves a fence gate okay no opposite boom bam easy bro oh this is actually so easy they can’t do anything and we can just Farm them infinitely they keep spawning oh my gosh yoink oh my gosh thank you Proto Farm

Them oh my gosh okay yo we got 40 emeralds all right no you know what dude if we need more emeralds we can come back but I think this is a huge success we made it back in oh my gosh yes yes yes yes we easily have enough sugar to

Get yes at least a few emeralds I missed the village guys I’m not going to lie let’s call it bottle Town hello bottle oh my gosh I started a rid you got to be kidding me there’s no way wait there’s no way it’s going to work right there’s

No way it’s actually going to work right okay dude I’m actually so terrified right now oh I had missed this this entire time wait we could trade okay I don’t see any of the pillagers spawning I think they might just spawn and die hopefully there’s just not enough beds

For you guys relax oh perfect okay give me my two emeralds yo how about this guy 20 wheat there you go another Emerald yo oh man I would have just farmed rotten flesh if I knew you traded for an emerald all right it’s fine bro we’re basically stack we got 43 emeralds yeah

That’s right I’m freaking rich Mr Explorer now wait I need Eyes of Ender for the stronghold Compass how am I supposed to get that maybe in the end of course so let’s grab the ne one dude we can actually lowkey get to the end and this thing is pointing that way okay wao

Wait what the heck I can just teleport what why can’t I why can’t why can’t I teleport with this okay that’s really weird all right so in order to prepare for this Voyage though we’re going to need a lot of blocks I assume cuz I don’t even see any nether Island and

It’s pointing back where we just were at the mansion and I didn’t see anything in the distance so this thing is probably super uber far let’s go and make ourselves a bow and apply the infinity there we go and we might as well maybe add the fortune 3 dude that would be so

Crazy let’s make another Golden Apple boom I don’t even really want to use the multishot cuz like yeah we’re going to just burn through our a so we don’t even need the crossbow oh my God the pillagers are up there bro all right who cares we have four stacks of slabs so we

Got this bro the compass is literally pointing this way so here goes nothing let us begin the journey follow the compass oh my gosh I see it we can make it we made it oh my goodness we actually made it bro we actually freaking made it

It’s already lit thank goodness I had to go back at some point and get a flint seal cuz I remembered all right but you know what Gamers I think we’re going to end off today’s episode here I don’t even know if we’re doing episodes but

Like yeah Gamers if you want to see a part two smash the like button make sure you’re subscribed and let’s see if we can survive the Nether and ble peace see you guys for tomorrow’s video