Brancake – MANY TIERS OF HELL AND RAGE | Minecraft Biome Run

Hey what’s up you guys welcome back to Minecraft alright now this looks really cool this is called biome run and and the way this works is it’s sort of like a speedrun challenge only you go through each sort of you know labelled biome so

For example if I were to go to the ocean biome level then as you can see just by looking right here most of the stuff is is nautical-themed its water themed over here we have extreme hills biome and it’s just nothing but mountains and caves and crap like that and then we’ve

Got the forest biome etc etc now I’m pretty excited to play this there are certain levels that you can go through like each each one of these has a star rating so you know some of these are going to be more challenging than others so I’m gonna be a big baby wimp right

Now and I’m gonna go ahead and go through the forest biome level with one star now I am timed so I don’t I don’t like that I don’t like being timed so we’re just gonna have to go through and see how well we can no no don’t don’t be

A oh you’re gonna be a aren’t you oh that’s how we’re gonna play this okay all right that’s fine can I go around yeah looks like is that just there to distract me was that the only point of that wrong way check one of the first trees damage okay good Oh wrong

Way okay well then why would you put a ladder here you dick okay so it’s definitely it’s definitely this tree but how the hell how am I gonna get to that dropped it oh I wonder if I can nope nope that nope this is ridiculous oh God

Oh great cool fun awesome I like I don’t see any way to ever actually get to that ladder oh my god that’s so frustrating how would I ever be able to do that well almost fell off again geez geez man jeez this is an unforgiving this is one

Star how is this one star how is it the first difficulty what the hell mmm I did not expect this to be like a rage game this is the this is Minecraft guys let’s just like let’s just talk about this for a second let’s all just tone it down first I can

Realize that this is minecraft are you kidding me seriously god I knew I should I was already kind of irritated this morning I I knew I shouldn’t recorded this this was a bad idea this is such a bad I will that map I’m not doing that one we could just kiss that one

Goodbye what about a little sky biome that looks fun this is two stars they say this is like this is supposed to be harder I don’t know I don’t know if it is or not I’m already moving a little bit faster I’m getting along pretty fine

So maybe not maybe it’s not oh I see why it’s harder oh jeez because if you fall you are dead and you have to start all the way back at the beginning that’s scary as hell dude that’s so scary oh no oh jeez oh jeez okay okay alright that one that actually

Looks kind of fun though I’m gonna do up that size plates whoops JK this one actually seems pretty fun I’m gonna try this I like I I think I can do this one if I really really apply myself oh okay we’re good we’re fine everything’s fine everything’s fine I’ll take that that’s

Cool okay so what about there’s no other way around it is there it’s just like this one building and welp sucks to be you if you can’t make it got it got it okay okay whoo okay where do I go from here where where do I go from here

What do I do but wait oh there’s a hole oh nice oh that’s scary that’s really scary what that just looks like a ladder to nothingness – nothing bill I’m not taking that that’s a trap it’s a trick I’m not falling for it okay how am I supposed to get up there

Though jeez oh boy oh jeez oh jeez what about yeah there we go and then like huh there we go okay good good good good huh okay good we’re fine everything’s fine guys I’m running out of time I only got like less than a minute left I should start moving a little faster

Moving a little faster moving a little faster okay all right all right my lights flickering really bad I’m almost dead I don’t want to die oh man no everything’s going horrible the lights flickering for no reason Oh okay hang out okay see there’s a settings there’s a settings option and I read

Something earlier that if you do that you can adjust the time and you can adjust oh you can you can adjust things I like that I like that hats yeah ooh ooh where the observer hat ooh the astronaut hat the dead helmet head helmet that’s oh that’s cool that’s

Cool the anvil head I dig it I’m gonna go with the astronaut because that’s me dude you guys know me you know I like space that’s cool that’s cool it’s so cool all right I feel like I need to do this whole entire game now in

Like third person just see y’all can see my my astronaut head let me see I’m not done yet though because I do seriously need to adjust stuff changed give there’s waste there’s difficulty levels no kidding well which one of my own right now okay so add seconds remove

Seconds so I’m gonna add a bunch of seconds because I don’t like to be rushed I don’t like to be hurried along 320 seconds that sounds fine so what if I hypothetically change it to easy what’s the difference what a medium I don’t actually even know what difficulty

I was on let’s try medium and that’s probably where I was at to begin with so we’ll see we’ll see how it goes all right I’m going back to that damn sky level wait a minute I only have three hearts now is that medium way whoa no hang

Hang-hang I’ll hang on a second okay so so I was playing uneasy that was easy oh my god dude I feel like I feel like the rating system on this game only applies to people who actually like consistently do biome runs like like this would be a two-star for somebody who actually plays

Biome runs or any sort of death run on a consistent basis and that’s not me I already lost a heart guy I didn’t so I can’t really afford to fall anymore that’s that’s a thing huh okay let’s try the ice Plains that looks that looks safe and calm and soothing I love snow

And I love ice so this this should be my thing this should be my game let’s see my Jan okay so what’s going on here anyway how is this easier this is not any easier it’s like a lot harder wait a minute I see a spot up there

I see no no no oh there’s a ladder there’s a ladder I’ll take the ladder I’ll take that I’ll be taking that now thank you God is slippery oh that’s scary uh-oh oh geez all right okay we’re good we’re fine everything’s fine oh this isn’t the way to go

Crap crap back over here Oh back here this has got to be it okay we just need to get higher ground higher ground it’s over Anakin have low ground okay there we go we’re fine everything’s cool is this what we’re gonna kill me no I’m good good everything is fine everything is

Awesome oh jeez oh jeez jeez wait wait alright we’re fine we’re doing great you guys you just stick around just hang in there stay with me here we’re gonna make it can I drop down to this yep yep yep yep okay but not that I need to go back up

Though I need more high ground I need more high ground more high ground the moral high ground that’s Wow so I’d like to hear I just I just gun it I think it’s gonna hook da little mm-hmm hate it hate it really hate it dislike

It a lot okay well now where do I have to go where am I I hear God sack of ass don’t don’t don’t dick with me right now is what I’m asking you to do let’s be let’s be cool all right let’s this is why I can’t do

This I can’t I cannot do these games I just frickin can’t do it yep okay what if I just uh okay okay cool we made it we made it look it’s Peter that’s kind of creepy looking actually excuse me Peter could you get out of my way thank

You bye weirdo Hey look a door oh did I make it did I win did I once did I didn’t win what all right this is Peter’s house Pete you got your house over here buddy what’s uh what’s the deal with that do I need to do something

About that there’s something I should know about oh there’s more back there oh Jesus Jesus it must be something out there must be something Pete’s house Pete what’s in your house be something to this house there’s gotta be why would they just put a house here this isn’t it

Doesn’t make any sense doesn’t make any sense why would you just put a house here this is there really no points at this house then what’s why okay oh my god oh my god are you in my poop hole right now gosh okay I got one more shot at

This uh god damn it ocean biome Oh shabam we’re doing ocean vine because it we’re gonna do ocean biome okay guys we’re doing ocean biome now good luck and have fun there’s nothing fun about this this is Satan this is a Satan game only Satan made

This game he made this game mode he was like oh I’m just gonna hide it in Minecraft everyone’s gonna think it’s just an innocent fun little game it’s not fun it’s not fun I’m not having a good time I’m not enjoying my I’m not enjoying myself

Right now get me out of this waterfall well what I’m stuck in the waterfall now why am i stuck in the waterfall why am I stuck in the waterfall why is that a thing why is that a thing million the wave mmm oh my god mm-hmm nope swipes

Like jump over this or something what is with it okay thank you god damn it okay so a mustard you’re ugly damn damn must you ugly okay so I think if I just think about this calmly for a second let’s just be let’s just be cool

Here I jump to that I should be able to make it up to that sand block ah geez okay all right hang on hang on hang on the shut up dogs shut your damn mouths I just I want everybody to know I really hate dogs

Like I wouldn’t hate my own dogs if I had dogs I hate other people’s dogs so they don’t know how to take care of them and I’m just being salty don’t listen to me I’m just venting because I’m pissed off right now haha okay alright we’re good we’re good we’re good everything’s fine

Everything is fine shut up any dog said not bark right now because I need total concentration hey wait a minute no this is all wrong oh this ladder would be used if I fell in the water so this is for when I act stupid okay I got it That’s a big jump shut your mouth I don’t know if you guys can hear the dog barking like a foot but it’s pissing me off up so this last one oh my god It’s so stupid it’s so stupid it’s stupid shut the hell up no I said shut up I’m gonna go out there and yell at that dog in a minute so thank you guys so much for watching this everything is out to get me today the dog won’t shut up

The games terrible everything’s awful my life is just misery its misery it’s ruins it’s horrid it’s bad it’s terrible so thank you guys so much for watching this video leave a comment if you want that’s cool if you don’t – that’s just fine it’s great so yeah I will see you

All in my next video bye [Applause] [Applause]