Branzy – I Betrayed Minecraft’s Deadliest Assassin

So this is me bed trapped in an obsidian box being farmed for my hearts but i’ll let you in on a little secret it’s all a scam see a few days ago i got a message from minecraft’s deadliest assassin himself clown pierce what about technology do you like turtles

So ramsay you know how well we work together in the fun house right how could i forget oh no no no no no no i got it what if i told you that there’s a way that we could earn a lot more tarts i mean like how many hearts are we

Talking about i’m talking about both of us to 20 hearts now stealing hearts on this server means taking on some of the best trappers scammers and pvpers in the game and then there’s me dang it but getting all the way to the server max of 20 hearts was the best way

To go from lifesteal’s weakest member to its strongest yeah i like that you like that i do yeah i’m in okay do you know what i built the funhouse exterior for originally a giant casino with games specifically made to steal hearts exactly and with that ladies and gentlemen this is the casino So in order to gain the players trust we start with our simple slot machine which is really just a dispenser filled with random prizes and it’s totally legit but as we continue through the casino the games get more and more rigged like this timing game where even if you flip the

Lever at just the right moment you can’t quite win the jackpot or our double or nothing game this was actually inspired by a channel called rexstone but not nearly as efficient and it’s so rigged that the final prize doesn’t even have a redstone line going to it but every game

In the casino is only meant to lead the players to this the giant roulette table where players will bet hearts on which color they think the redstone lamps will stop on and while the players are on the betting platform over there clown and i will be in the control room where we can

Decide which color is going to win and the only thing left to do was get those hearts because the casino was officially open and players were lining up to place their bets hi spectacle hi hello vitalicy hello hi welcome to clown peers and branzie’s casino of riches are you being happy

Welcome to the slot machine room leeway it costs five diamonds to play one two three four five take your five diamonds bronzy craft oh sure That’s nice now this is a game of timing don you’re going to have to flip that lever on the table at the correct time to stop the machine to land on the prize that you want cost 10 diamonds to play one two three four five six seven eight nine ten oh

This is me oh my gosh all right mr cube what do you got let’s go what oh Actually you think but all right this next game is called double or nothing whoa oh my gosh rainbow and every time that you flip the lever you have a chance to double your money so if you light up the first red light then you get eight diamonds and then

Orange will get you 16 and if you get all the way to purple you win a god apple i’ve been i invest in cryptocurrency losses mean nothing to me okay let’s go that’s fair enough oh that’s a win please squeeze oh yes come on come on I’m stopping here i need these diamonds i’m here you go planet mourinho here you go that is yours ah congratulations everything was going perfectly i mean the only thing happier than our customers was clown i don’t know if i can put that on youtube but now it was time for the main

Attraction let’s move on to the final game welcome gosh wow to the roulette table oh my god on the roulette table you can only bet with hearts it’s up to you how many you want to bet uh bad one heart i’ll bet a heart it’s

Okay one heart they all go with one how about all of them how many is all of them i i got eight okay wow which color are you betting everything on red Let’s start the machine it’s it’s kind of satisfying i’m scared i’m slipping leo okay are you gonna win Our plan was working better than expected and the hearts were just pouring in until this happened we bet on black boys Yo oh you got it wow done oh my god okay i might have made a tiny mistake and sort of flipped the wrong lever meaning that we were actually about to lose hearts on our own scam and the only thing i could do was take a gamble of my

Own why don’t we play one more time give us a chance to win one back all right don how many hearts are you going to put up for this i already gave you the one clown i want to bet against don you want to bet again what i’ll bet my

Own heart against you as well if you put up one more okay branzi i mean listen this is gonna be one hell of a video what else is new am i right you got you got yourself a deal all right i’ll wager an extra heart and

Since i was now betting it was all up to clown to man the machine alone and save our parts always bet on black let’s see what fortune brings let’s do the action i have no idea oh is it red Oh my god it’s almost as though the house never loses funny how that works and after a huge grand opening it was time to see just how successful we were this is about what we made in uh in diamonds dude that’s so insane so many hearts too

Like you got six i gotta eat that’s 14 hearts i’m gonna dawn my hearts you’re gonna do it yep all right three two one do it do it yes uh look at that so the good news is 14 hearts on a single scam is a new server record but i

Was still four hearts away from my goal which meant i needed another scam and i found it in the least likely person my former teammate vitalisy what’s up what can i help you with um i hope you don’t mind but i’m just doing this so that uh

Clown doesn’t see us talking here what’s your relationship with clown right now indentured servitude i think is the term would you like to be freed is this like dobby getting a sock maybe yeah i’d like to be freed all right um what’s the catch i need you to betray clown peers

I mean clown has 20 hearts right now how does he have 20 hearts i don’t know if you played the casino games but uh they’re they’re very lucrative that’s when i realized i had just helped clown become the strongest member on the server instead of myself and if i was

Going to help scam the scam master it was going to take more than just vitality’s help i’m going to need more than just freedom vitalisy i need to get to 20 hearts that’s what i need i’m fine fine fine we can arrange something to get you to 20 hearts okay

But i want the hearts first yeah so now sitting at 16 hearts i had to decide was i devious enough to betray vitality again or was my friendship with clown really only worth four hearts well to become the strongest player on lifesteal you have to choose hearts above everything else subs

Back at it the purple trio purple trio back together our plan was simple vitality would convince clown that subs had me bed trapped and was farming my hearts until clown met their demands at which point i’ll get my hearts back and officially become lifesteal’s strongest member all right click that bed

Store all your stuff securely subs get in there with him oh wait i need my hearts i got you oh my gosh hold on one two three four boys branzie the weak has 20 hearts it happened look at that i did it i reached the epitome of life

Steal 20 hearts but it didn’t feel right not because they were about to be farmed for ransom but because of what i was about to lose to get here but my decision was already made and now i had to see it through hi guys hey what’s um here’s the deal clown we have

Ramsay in a prison for every 30 seconds that you do not give me 11 hearts branzie will be killed i am so sorry where are you where are you randy where are you in a box i’m in a barn and as any good friend would clown started fighting to save me

All right do another kill no don’t do another kill don’t do another kill no and then as i sat in a respawn screen contemplating the guilt of what i had done my conscience and heart hit rock bottom goodbye gg guys clown just gave his life trying to save

Me how could i have done this and how was i going to live with the guilt we got what we needed out of this i got a fish so i’m happy i mean ramsay got four hearts for trying to betray me so well pretty easy actually because not

Only did clown know that vitality and subs just gave me four hearts he knew every detail of our plan from the beginning come on did you really think i would ever betray clown clown knows about our deal randy i can’t believe you this is the second time just uh scamming scammers i

Mean what what did i do besides when you mess with the real strongest player on lifesteal you don’t walk away alive that got me oh no yes yes clown had secretly made one final trap to save both of us and it worked perfectly i’m surprised i got me from there kudos

To you jesus that’s right for the record thanks clown are you at 19 hearts by the way yeah hold on this is something that i owe you for doing everything in your power to protect me and always being at my side there you go clown back up to 20. thank you

That is awfully sweet of you and even if it meant that i wouldn’t be lifesteal’s strongest player anytime soon i would choose my friend over hearts any day but i still want those hearts so you want to try it again mr cube i’m actually excited to come back i had some

Bad luck the last time how many hearts are you betting is the question i am going to bet six hearts wow hmm he seems pretty confident almost like he tried to rig our own machine against us are you ready to spin the wheel mr cube i am ready and didn’t

Realize that we discovered his little plot and what is your color mr cube what do you choose i’m gonna choose red and was about to lose a lot more than he bargained for you should know that when you play the casino the house always wins

We’re the ones who do there you go 20 right there 20 hearts 20 years ramsay is on 20 hearts and you know what that’s how i’m going out clown you