Breaking Every Bone in Minecraft

All right boys listen I brought you here today for a very specific purpose uh-huh I’ll explain it in a minute follow me follow me why are you crouching guys first of all listen I’m not gonna say anything to them they don’t know what they’re here for but if you’ve ever

Broken a bone in your body hit the like button smash that like button just like I smashed my thumbs up the Subscribe button uh look down here oh my god oh I don’t like that you guys can see in the top left right our little portrait

Yeah you can see that just keep an eye on that this guy he is a redstone creature he slowly eats Redstone right I don’t like that look at it why are we walking towards me to go pet him yeah what’s up we’re here today what’s his name hey let’s call him Jonathan hey

Johnny hi Jonathan Jacob how you doing oh it happened oh what happened oh look in the top left oh no God oh he hit me did you Oh Me Oh look at my left arm my phone is protruding guys get me out of here get out of here get out of here

This guy broke our arms he broke our arms boys here’s what we here’s what we’re gonna be doing this is a race all of their bones first over here check this out can you put my bone back in no this is how this is how we look now this

Is how we look now I don’t like it that’s my femur in my arm now oh God that is not how that works super weapons Vault we need to take revenge and kill that oh he’s bigger now he’s huge oh God no we need to break into this vault in

Order to do that look in the chat oh too many bones detected in your body we need to break all of our bones but here’s the deal only one of us is allowed in this door wait it’s a single door first one to get in that door just to do

Fun things and it’s not gonna be fun for the others I’m gonna break my bones first I’m breaking all my bones first what’s this button do wait don’t press buttons push it what did that do it oh I got items a button yeah press the button

Oh what the my legs what the heck happened to my legs my legs oh Sunday look we’re like sigils now so I have this Eye of Ender oh chess or a crafty cable I don’t know what can I make with that did I make like a hold on

Did I surround this what do I make does that work an Ender what is this what does it do oh look above my hot bar teleporting and marking positions boys I have an idea I know how to break my ribs I need to find it I need to find these

Paths is it over here there it is beautiful’s already on it people’s trying to break his ribs I’m gonna work with him oh bevel you’re already here okay okay I’m gonna work with you let’s work together okay yeah yeah yeah I like that idea this is how we break our ribs

Wait our rip I don’t want to do that okay listen listen together and we’re gonna take down Zod and sizzles because they’re idiots yeah does that mean and they’re super ugly and have bad knees because they broke them here’s what I need you to do look at the cows okay I’m looking

At them so what we need to do uh look at hey what’s up little guys hooked up Center I just marked a Biffle look at him he’s marked stupid looking cows okay check this out check this out loud we put them in the thing we got to put

Them in here we push them wait now what okay so what I’m gonna do I’m gonna turn this you see that little inch that little uh Circle over there a little square yeah right there no way you could shoot a cow into that there’s no way look wait no

Okay Biffle here’s what we’re gonna do since there are only two cows that’s all there are on this map I’ll shoot one at you break your ribs then you shoot a cow at me and break my ribs sound good I like that idea so I wait I gotta go over

There yeah you go out you go up there you go up there okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go I’ll shoot it at you you ready oh dude we’re working together sucks I know they’re idiots I’m gonna Swap this look above from

Marked positions to teleporting whenever I click this I switch spots with him you ready Biffle yeah watch me come on launch it at me hey cow incoming hey come on break my ribs come on come on wait what wait how did I get teleported Sunday what’d you do

You did it no you did not my hips I broke you you’re a bad person come back here did I will remember this loser I’m gonna go break my armpit what what okay what’s next hold on I gotta figure out what’s like bye Biffle you’re gonna you’re not

Gonna break your ribs ever because I you’re I hate you okay dude the monster is growing oh somebody was just running over there I need to hurry dude where do I need to go next I think it’s one of these buildings oh it’s that building no

That’s the other building that I need to go to crap where is it oh it’s over here oh hi cat oh thanks for breaking my ribs it’s over here next to the square yeah here it is here’s the chest okay what I need to get armor mute mutation potion let me grab

All the armor let me grab that okay grab it put this on all right there we go now I’m gonna use these mutation potions on Earth something where is it yeah I think this is it okay I don’t want to break the other one so nobody else can

Come out here am I a bad person oh crap all right go this way yeah these lily pads out here I have to use these mutating potions on I think there are frogs over here yeah like a frog what I have to do hi frog no don’t jump out

Come here come here froggy come here oh Sorry frog oh what are you do I need to fight you hold on let me fight it come here come here hey come here oh look at the top left my left arm broke or my right arm all right well I gotta kill you now hold

On I gotta kill you stop stop it I gotta kill you so nobody else can use you stop it hit like a truck dude look at me now both of my arms are broken my ribs my legs oh gosh what else we need to break we gotta go back

Hey back we’re gonna we gotta take we gotta take them all down so we can win the winners what does that mean I think the next place we go remember the I think the end portal is somewhere is this it is this the end portal no that’s

That crap where’s the end portal is it this way I think what I’m gonna do yeah yeah I’m gonna get sigils locked in the end oh there it is I’m gonna go I’m gonna troll sigils for this one yeah yeah I’m gonna use this one this Ender

Thingy on sigils right and I’m gonna keep them locked in the end oh is it gonna be good all right let’s go over here are we getting a call with Ashley let me see what’s here uh oh we got diamonds okay super ultra speed potion okay I’ll take all those

And electrous okay I’m not gonna let anybody have those except for me this is what you get for being fast they’re slow and dumb that’s mean okay well let’s Hold On We’re sizzles sigils would you hey Hey listen listen yeah you better be jealous no please don’t break anything

Don’t break anything we’re amazing watch this 360. stop it stop it stop oh I broke too much what is wrong I broke too much with you you didn’t even break anything okay listen residuals we’re gonna work together right yeah Biffle and Zar are both dumb idiot heads right

We’re gonna win because we’re we’re the intelligent ones it’s not hard but we are the intelligent members of the group yes that’s true we need to go to the end did you just finish the end portal I did come on you gotta trust me okay here’s

What I’m thinking here is a super speed potion oh what that where’d you get that right okay now follow me so here’s what we need to do in the end look at this this is where we’re gonna break our faces our skulls if I’m correct okay oh then

We’re gonna be as dumb as Biffle look you see the meteors raining yes so what we have to do drink your drink your ultra speed okay I’m drinking and drinking we have to catch these the meteors with our brains uh catch them oh oh this is hard ow you’ll you’ll know

When you get hit you’ll know I’m gonna try to catch one right now it’s gonna give me a concussion oh here we go I feel even more dizzy I am not getting hit oh man you feel woozy I have a concussed effect hold on this is so hard I no

Break my skull already oh no I ran out of the potion did you oh man that’s too bad if only you had more wait are there more no oh no what’d you say like that then what I didn’t say anything oh you feel even more dizzy okay here was another one

I am concussed three when do I break my skull how many of these do I have to catch I’m also concussion oh the dragon is attacking me God you feel Dragon kills me you are so bad at this you feel extreme pain through your throughout your head oh

Oh my gosh oh that’s terrible hey sigils come back to the end I’m gonna help you he did it it did it the dragon knocked me into a into a meteor did it yeah oh come back I’m coming back so I created this little pit for sigils and I have an

Obsidian let me go Mark sizzles with this uh Ender thingy there he is I’m gonna Mark him okay I’m gonna go over here I’m gonna hide in here hey sizzles sizzles yeah hey man uh uh right there and what what did you what what is happening

To me hello did you just what have fun wait am I inside a what the what just what did you do hey look this way hey man I haven’t seen anything it’s all did you yeah you’re just kind of have fun I’m gonna go break the rest of my throat no

You’re a bad man you are when I break out of here I’m coming for you I’m coming for you have fun all right we gotta get back we gotta wait what’s their progress they’re in my skull look at my skull oh god oh that’s terrible

Are we gonna move down get out of here stop it stop it I’m trying to race here I’m trying to write what’s next oh I know what to do we got an elytro we got the wand and a diamond this is the elytra beam I’m gonna show you what this

Does I need someone’s help for this though let me get Zod okay listen listen I’m my body’s almost completely broken I want to help you break your bones too okay oh you’re trying to team up yeah listen sigils are beautiful they’re like yeah a little dumb dumb heads right like where

Are the intelligent ones of the group so let’s work yeah I was never the smartest ones yeah yeah yeah here’s what I’m thinking I know how to break our our hips oh I I zip your lip or I’ll break a hip okay okay what’s wrong with your

Face your face is scaring me yeah sorry I broke my face already look look up there you see that giant Tower up there with the giant a bridge on it like tallest point of the map yeah that’s how we break our hip zood oh gosh we gotta get there though come

On follow me I’m scared of heights Ian all right we’re up here okay so here is the bridge and I’m scared we’re really high enough to break our hips we have to break okay here’s what we’re gonna do okay you jump First You’re Gonna land on the ground and your

Hip is gonna break one one side of your hips right just relax you try first because I’m scared but I’m really scared here’s the deal whenever you land your left hip breaks I’m gonna jump and I’m gonna land on you which is gonna break both of my hips and also break your

Right hip trust me we’re breaking both of our hips oh teamwork but he doesn’t know is this a lighter beam is what causes me to break my hip okay you ready Zed you ready I’m ready I’m scared okay three three two one two jump one jump one go and wait

In it put me down in but stop pull me down stop it once you learned anything what are you holding put me down I’m the only one that can break my hip around I’m gonna smack you with my stick stop what are you doing stop it no so with with with your height

Way up there if you drop on me son my hips break you said we work together stop no no you’re gonna drop me afterwards right my hip shot what does that mean did he just he died that didn’t break my hip but look at my hips they’re broken oh

Gosh they’re oh oh gosh they’re falling out of my hand oh what is that oh I’m coming back I’m gonna break my hips wait for all my are all my bones broken oh my God they’re broken hey oh you know what do we do wait he’s gonna

Um have the power uh I don’t know nope nope launcher leave us alone hey what’s going on over there oh hold on let me take out this boss why did I can I come out his name is Goliath oh gosh oh he’s throwing crap at me sigils

I’m saving you for last don’t you worry I hope he destroys you I hope that he ends here oh Rocky look at how much damn it oh he shoots fit what is that he’s shooting earthquake I just three shot this thing what I just destroyed them

Wait wait wait wait oh I mean I’m the last one left he’s dropping loot oh no gotta break out I gotta break out I gotta break out any final words sigils listen listen you already got rid of the other two we’re the two Smart Ones you said we were the

Two Smart Ones everyone else too boys hit the like button hit the Subscribe button I have broken all of my bones bye schedules