Breaking Minecraft with your Dumb Ideas

Buy an RTX 4090. Okay, hold on, we don’t need to go that far. Get a 4090 GPU. – Hashtag buy a 4090. – Just wait till he gets his hands on a 4090. – Whoa, whoa, okay, slow down. You guys know that this isn’t really that beneficial for Minecraft, right? Isn’t Minecraft

Mostly CPU powered? GPU just kind of boosts it a little. So a 4090 wouldn’t do too much for the PC, just improve speed with frames, I believe. Right, right, that’s what I’m saying, is that it’s not really based on the GPU, it’s more CPU powered, so the 4090 wouldn’t–

– Get a 4090, my challenge, go and buy a– Whoa, did not realize there was this much demand. All right, all right, that’s fine. I’ll get one, but that’s only if you can win this video. It’s expensive, man, okay, there’s gotta be a reason for it. But how do you win today’s video? Well, I’ll explain, because today I’m breaking Minecraft

With your dumb ideas. You guys are really good at finding terrible ways to crash my game. So today we’re putting them to the test with the highest stakes we’ve ever seen. This might be the most expensive video I’ve ever made. If your comment manages to make Minecraft unplayable

Or crash my game, then you as the audience get one point. If my computer can survive, then I get a point. Most points at the end of this video will win, and I might need to buy a 4090. So with that being said and my wallet trembling, who’s first?

Set a repeating command block to constantly make 10,000 anvils fall above you everywhere you walk. Let’s see first how much damage 10,000 anvils will do. Here they come, oh, geez. Yep, that’s some lag. And now we’re good. (laughing) All right, well, that’s very cool. But if I just, you know, do

This a couple times, this might not end very well. Hello. Okay, so that was a lot of anvils. (laughing) Yep, that’s great. I’m getting nice and buried, okay. Hey guys. Oh, geez, okay, all right. Yeah, that’s a few. So that’s just 10,000 anvils, and we could do it repeatedly, or we could just do, you know, five times as many at one time. Oh yeah, here we go. That was 61,206 anvils that are about to fall. Oh, geez, yeah, this is now,

Once again, a slideshow. Hey, anyone need to fix something? I think I got you covered. (laughing) This is getting there. Since the original comment was talking about a repeating command block constantly spawning 10,000 anvils above me, ah, this is pretty unplayable. The layers of anvils falling at different times is just wild.

Gosh, dang it, man, you guys deserve this point. This is very much unplayable. And setting a repeating command block is just completely unreasonable? So it would 100% crash everything. So with that, you take the point, and we’re gonna move on to the next one. Oh boy. Summon an armor stand that

Summons armor stands that duplicates itself seven times, and every armor stand summons ender dragons and withers. Okay, so if I get this right, at every armor stand we’re gonna summon an armor stand, but that needs to happen seven times. But apparently that wasn’t enough, because they also want ender dragons and withers. Great. Me when I run this command, me when I have to buy a 4090, me when you’re not subscribed, it’s fine. I’m not sad. All right, buddy, I’m placing this armor stand. Here we go. Boy, oh boy, those armor stands probably aren’t doing a thing. There’s no way I’m coming

Back from that one. So there you go. That’s another point for you, I guess. Oh boy, two points. I gotta catch up, dude. Crash idea, go back to the very first version of Minecraft and press escape. Welcome to the very first version of Minecraft. We’re currently in RD-132211.

All that this version has is right-clicking to destroy some blocks, and you can’t even fly. Also, those black bars are because this is the only size the window will let me have. You can see the building blocks, no pun intended, of Minecraft here. This is the original version. It’s so cool, look

At my little house. This is my house. This is where I live now. I need a door. It’s so hard to place because there’s no crosshair. Look, tiny house, wow. And then I guess all I have to do now is just hit escape. And it, I mean that does close it,

But I’m not gonna lie, that feels a little bit like cheating. That’s just a feature of the game. So I think I should get a point on this. Oh, I didn’t even realize my house was still here. Hey, that’s awesome. I think I should get this point. I think I should get it.

We don’t consider the save and quit button a crash and clearly saved and quit. So I’m taking it. I’m taking this point. It’s mine, it’s my point. You can’t judge me for that though, because listen, I have a 4090 that it’s on the line right now. So that being said,

I’m gonna save and quit and give myself that point. Let’s move on. Stack an absurd amount of double chests on top of each other and fill them with completely full shulker boxes, break the chests and then light some TNT over their shulker boxes. Boy, oh boy, it feels good to

Be back in 1.20. All right, we’re gonna take a shulker. We’re gonna fill it with a bunch of netherite ingots and then we’re gonna take a chest and then we’ll fill this chest with the purple shulker boxes. Now we just take that chest with its NBT, fill a double chest like that

And with the magic of world edit, we can stack this up pretty high. You’ll see also they all have the shulker boxes. So let’s do 200 up, right? Oh yeah, this now goes up to build height. Hey, I hope you’re not afraid of heights because, whoo. Let’s see if we can hear this

Touch the ground. Well, Rip. All right, so here’s the plan. Oh, they don’t even roll render in. That’s cool. Here’s the plan. They’re all selected and now I’m just gonna go all the way down. I do this. Oh, I just, hold on. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. I got it. Oh boy. This might

Crash me by itself. Oh man. Oh man. I have fallen off the mushroom. Okay, I’ve managed to move a little bit. I wanna see if I can get closer to them so I can set one of the blocks as TNT. Okay, that works. I’m gonna just slash set block

And if I hit enter on this, it should summon the TNT there. There we go. Okay, it’s changing the block and there it is. So there’s TNT there. I have to give myself flint and steel. There we go. Great, I got it. And now I just right click to light the TNT.

Please work. Please work. Oh, it’s lit. I heard the sound. I have a feeling the moment we start seeing Netherite ingots, everything’s just gonna be gone. Oh, explosion sound. What does this mean? Oh, it looks like all of them are just gone. Wait, wait. Did it not destroy the shulker boxes?

Okay, the game is frozen so I can hopefully get, oh my gosh, I didn’t realize there were that many. I just summoned TNT right here. If this explosion actually goes through, I’m gonna be very impressed. Well, okay, so you do get this point but I do wanna try something.

I wanna see if this actually can blow up shulker boxes. I don’t think there was an update that changed it, right? Yeah, it does. So what happened? Was the game just so behind that it didn’t know what to do? Yep, it works. Regardless, you do get this point

Because it did crash my game. So GG, who’s next? Tell the game to crash. Please always helps. Excuse me, Minecraft, but could you crash for me, please? That would be very, very kind of you. All right, I figured that would happen. I’ll take this point. Thank goodness for freebies like this one.

Otherwise I might have to get the 4090. Spawn 10,000 snow golems by placing tons of pumpkins on two layers of snow, it’ll crash. Oh, shoot, sorry, didn’t mean to blind you in the middle of the night. Except I did because snow golems. This entire world is just a super flat made out of these. It’s just two layers of snow

And a layer of bedrock. So that means we can do things like this. Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun. If I just go way out here in the distance. Hey guys, how’s it going? I am about to spawn 18,000 snow golems at the same time. Boop, oh boy, here we go. Oh my gosh, look at the particles, what the heck? It’s like dealing with it like a chunk at a time. So it’s going through just systematically placing them all.

Oh, hey, wow, that’s insane. What happens if I summon like a zombie? Oh, some of them have seen it. Let’s see what happens. Oh gosh, look at them all turning towards it. Oh, look at that circles in Minecraft, let’s go. That sound, oh, look at them all. Yes, frames. I’ll do this one more time, but like with more space. So starting here, now way over here. It seems like a good amount of space. This is 40,000 golems at the same time. Here we go. Oh jeez. Where they at? Where’s the golem? Oh my gosh, my army. The power of the snow golems is unmatched. The game isn’t crashing, but it’s unplayable. And this is very impressive. And I think if I do this, everything will just kind of implode. So, oh geez, that iron golem

Doesn’t know what to do. Oh, what just happened? Where did I go? What? What? All right, since we transcended all of time and space, I guess I’ll have to give you the point. I don’t think even the game knows if it crashed or not. So, GG, you get the point. Let’s move on.

Make 1 million dragons and then kill them. Spawn 1 million Ender Dragons in and infinite ender dragons around. It appears as though you like the Ender Dragon idea. And yes, I would oblige, except for the fact that I did this in a video already. And that video has over a million views. So what do you mean, spawn Ender Dragons? You’ve probably already seen that bit. And you know what?

I think you won that point. So you must want me to do this again for you to get a free point. Ugh, the audacity. Taking a point away from me when the stakes are so high, I won’t stand for it. In fact, I’m giving myself this point. That’s right, I’m taking this point.

It’s mine, nothing you can do about it. Ha, too bad. Gotem. You should make a bunch of dispensers that shoot fire charges and set the tick speed to 10,000. Oh, this poor village. Oh, this poor village indeed. Oh no, oh no, I did it wrong, but it’s working. It’s working, wait. Definitely didn’t mean to do that. Oh no. Oh my gosh, there’s so much fire, this is wild. All right, well, here we go. Setting the tick rate as high as possible. Oh geez, I just unfroze it. Oh my word. That’s, that is a few fireballs. I don’t think this village is gonna survive. I also don’t think my

Computer is going to survive. There’s so many stacks of fireballs in those dispensers. I guess this is your point, but I kinda see destruction. Oh, oh no, that’s, I was just trying to freeze the game and then the game, the, the, oh, what? Wait, it’s back. We’re back in action, back

From the dead. I don’t know how it did that, but we’re back. This has been just frozen for a while. Oh, oh, come on game. Oh man, dude, this really, this, you really broke it this time. What is happening? Oh my gosh, the carnage in the background. Do you see that?

Nothing is responding. Yeah, you literally can’t even see Minecraft in OBS right now. This is very broken. All right, fine. That counts. So good job. This is, this is a good idea. I haven’t really seen that before. Well done. Take the point. Enjoy. I want Knarfy to do the totem

One with the real SystemZee just for his reaction. Hey. Hey. How’s it going? I’m doing awful. It’s a terrible day. Terrible day. It’s about to get worse, so. And, hewe I am. Eyyyyy Okay, so for this, you’re going to need a totem. And then I just flip this lever. It didn’t work.

That sound was kind of nice. It was Minecraft’s version of All right. Okay. Ready? Ready? – The gram pacer fitness test. Oh, hey. I was kind of stuck inside of a totem just then. – Yeah. HAHA!! – They’re coming in the back door! They’re here! Grab the kids! Grab the children! – I’ll have an extra large fry– – Oh, hey. – Why am I, what is happening? – Why are you still dying? What is happening? – Save me! So yeah, so this doesn’t really crash the game,

But people thought it would be funny to show you. So that’s, yeah. – They thought it would be funny! – Yeah, so it’s been a great time. I guess I’ll see you later. – Oh, I actually. This idea has me tilted. Place water in the nether. Wait, you guys can’t place water in the nether? Guys, it’s really easy. All you need to do is right click. It’s like placing water in the overworld. I don’t know what’s so difficult about this. You just, you just place it there. I feel like this is something

Important to figure out too. Because it makes life in the nether way easier. Have you guys been literally going to the nether this whole time without water? Dude, you’re missing out. Traveling across lava lakes has never been easier. Trying to climb up a bastion way simpler. Look at all the goodies.

Trying to get out of a bastion? Way easier. Killing blazes has also never been easier. Speed runners like, this is a good strat. Check it out, easy. I don’t know what’s up with you guys, but it sounds like a skill thing. So I think I deserve a point on this one

For sheer skill alone. Anyways, we’re moving on. Oh, I nailed that. Uh oh. How to break Minecraft. Let your friend try to break the game. I’ll do you one better. How about my brother? – I don’t know what I’m doing. Give me something to spawn. Cats? I want to do cats. We’re gonna spawn a bunch of these. – The child has arrived. DA BOI!

DA BOI! – ABC. Oh, cat. Guys, I’m learning. Okay, so there’s, whoa. – I am still here. – Oh, they’re dying. Wow, they’re so loud. Oh, but they’re dying. I don’t want to kill the beans. Ohhh. Yes. The cats. The beans. There’s so many. Frame rate is dropping. Who that? That’s me.

I live with this guy. do do do do! Oh yeah. It’s getting real laggy. We want Cam more than Knarfy. Let’s go. – WOW! All in favor of making this channel mine. Okay, we’re going to release the beans. Look at all the beans. There’s so many. This may end horribly. I can’t even

Stand in the middle. Oh my gosh. The frame rate definitely dropped, but it’s not really doing a lot. Spawn more. Oh, we’re getting real laggy very quick. This may work. They’re floating beans. They, oh, oh, oh, there they go. Wow. Wow, that’s a lot of beans. That’s a lot of beans. Cam is the main character now. It is impossible to move. There are just so many. Is this what you asked for? Look at how far away they got. Well, this was my tactic. This might be really inhumane. – This could

Break it actually. – Oh geez. Oh no. Brace for impact. Pawn a creeper. Wait, do cats attack. Oh. Oh. Wow, it is so laggy. Oh geez. – It’s pretty much unplayable. – It kind of is. – 9,000. Yeah. – Nice. So much string. Well, that was breaking Minecraft with Cam.

Channel being mine soon. Stay tuned for updates. – Putting the desk back up to my height. Cause he’s short. AH Break a five deep, four wide, three long hole at coordinates X, 200, Z, 212. All right, we’re going to go here. Oh, one, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four.

One, two, three. All right. Place water in all four corners and place wet sponges in every block that isn’t a water block. All right. I think you mean like this. Any block that’s not a water block. So like this. Then spawn in a villager on top of the wet sponge platform. All righty.

Once this is done, make him a Fletcher and get him to master. He’s wandering off. Hey buddy, come here. Get your, get your fletching table. Get your fletching table here. Come on down to the fletching table. Yeah. I need to get you to master. Okay. and the fletcher is a master.

After that, place carpet on the outside perimeter of the hole. Even this out. Hold on. All right, there’s carpet. Your second last step is to place grind stones in the four center blocks of the hole. Okay. I think that means these. One, two, three, four. All right. Got it.

Then hit Alt + F– Alt + F4. So this didn’t do anything, huh? This was useless. You know what? No, I’m not going to accept this. I’m taking this point. You can’t have this point. That was too cheap. This point is mine. There’s nothing you can do about it.

This was a dumb experience. Make a world with one layer of sand and two layers of sugar cane. All right, here we go. Let’s see what happens. Oh, oh, oh no. Oh no, it’s already frozen? Wait. Oh, right. Because you need water for sugar cane. Oh no, everything’s breaking already. Oh geez. Look at all the items. Oh wow. Oh my gosh. Look, there’s still sugar cane off in the distance. Look at it. It’s still there. I have a feeling if we did this with like more layers of sugar cane, it would probably crash.

But as it stands, this isn’t crashing me yet. I’ll give you one more chance. We’ll do one more world that has more sugar cane. All right, this is now 10 layers of sugar cane. Oh, oh. Wait, why does 10 layers stay intact? This doesn’t make any sense. What happens if I break one? That sound was awesome. I like this idea. This is a good idea. Okay, this is sick. I wanna try one more thing. Okay, so you get this point, but I wanted to try one where it doesn’t drop items. Oh, here we go. Whoa. Oh my gosh. Even the one that didn’t drop items almost crashed me. That’s crazy. Oh my gosh, look at it go. Just going off into the distance. Bye sugar cane. And now you wouldn’t even know there was sugar cane there at all. That just goes to show you that you definitely

Would have gotten the point on this one if it was dropping all the items. So well done, you get the point. Let’s move on to the next one. Type crash with your keyboard. Oh good, I don’t have to leave this world. Crash. Cool, didn’t do anything. Once again, free point for me.

One step closer to not having to buy the 4090. But wait, watch this. If you type subscribe into, I’m kidding. We’re just gonna move on. I already did a subscribe plug. We’re moving on. Open a server, invite all your fans and op them all. If you complete this task successfully,

My sub is yours. Well, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for a new subscriber. So check out this clip from my recent live stream. Here we go. This is gonna be insane. Join the server. Oh yeah, oh yeah. What we’re gonna do is I’m about to op all of you. All right,

We’re just gonna… All right, well, yep. And chat’s already frozen. Yeah, good luck. Goodbye to the server. Goodbye. Goodbye server. Oh, it’s back up. It’s back up. I’m banned. I’m banned from the server. Oh, I’m dead now. Apparently too. I’m also just dead. Just I’m banned again. Yeah, this is really going… Well. All right, good times folks. Good times. Great point for you. Here’s a good idea. Don’t break Minecraft. You know, you

Make a good point. We’ve done this breaking Minecraft series for three weeks in a row now. And it’s great. It’s very fun. But I got some other ideas to break the game. The next week’s video won’t be breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas. But it will be breaking Minecraft.

You’ll have to tune in again to see what happens. And that means you should subscribe. I’m kidding. We did this twice already. We’ve done this too many times. Who do I get the point to for this one? I don’t, I guess a win for me for other content.

And also, I am still losing. Oh boy. What’s next? You should use the slash fill command to fill a big area with mob spawners and then you slash fill the space you filled with spawners. Replace air, destroy mob spawners. Oh yeah, that could definitely result in some cool stuff. Let’s do it. Oh yeah. Nice big cube of spawners.

And just out of curiosity, let’s see if it drops experience. It sure does. So now all we gotta do is run this command. Boop. Oh. Oh. Oh dude. Wow, this is good. That’s a good suggestion. I didn’t even think about this. Like these blocks all drop experience. Like look at this.

Yeah, it’s just completely frozen. I kinda wanna see if everything falls in the water though. Oh. Well that would do it. Yeah, XP orbs are definitely a bit of a struggle. Yeah, I’m gonna call it. This is a good idea. This is really, really cool. So GG, well done. You get the

Point on this one. So the score is currently nine to eight in favor of the comments, but I’m not gonna buy the 4090 that easily. So for the first time in breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas history, this final method will be worth two points. Additionally, these final points aren’t

Actually up to me. So this is a fair fight. Throughout these videos, we’ve seen that there is an abundance of ways to crash Minecraft, but what one thing did they all have in common? That’s right, they’re your dumb ideas. So what if we created a space where all of those dumb ideas

Could come together into one glorious mess? Do you remember that server that we saluted out of existence a few minutes ago? – Goodbye server. – Well, after that stream, I actually disabled all the op permissions and then left the server up, then posted the IP publicly to my community tab.

Because what better way is there to break Minecraft than to give my audience the freedom to break it themselves? And so now my friends and I are going to take a look at this server to gauge if really, truly, your dumb ideas can break Minecraft. All right, you guys are going

To be deciding my downfall. How do you feel? – You’re great. – I like burning money. – I will revel in this. – This isn’t a SystemZee video. – Let’s go take a look at what’s going on here because good Lord. SUB TO KNARFY?? We’ve done that like twice in this video already. So… – Do you have any last words? – Uhhhhhhh… – Oh my gosh. There’s a castle. I’m going to in-game chat. Yoooooo… How’s it goin!? – Uhh Knarfy, I just summoned your entire community over here. – Uh-oh. – Hey. Oh, geez. What do you guys think? Do you guys think you managed to break Minecraft with this server? – I love the people with just like full netherite and trims and Knarfy heads. – There’s a over a thousand block cobblestone line. – Yeah, this is kind of impressive, honestly. Okay, so if we just take a look here at spawn, right? Do we feel like these guys kept the game intact?

Do we feel like they did a good job of keeping this game alive? – Hey. – Hey. James collected a list of locations and on that list, it says Knarfy Jr. and the house of Cherry and that peaked my interest. – We have Knarfy Jr. down here. – No way. No way!

It’s my son! – Yoooooo… – Let’s hear the stand up. Let’s hear it. Sit down. – Funny Coolment joke. A moth walks into a pediatric office because the light was on. Alright Crag! Let’s hear it. – Have you ever heard like a funny sneeze? – No. Ah (reverb) – All right guys, you’ve seen the server. You’ve seen what they’ve been able to do. What do you think? Do you think that these players managed to break Minecraft? – Yes. – Right. So…

– At the same time, the server is still running. Like so. – I think it’s broken. – I’m not gonna lie. Even though I have no say in this, I do actually think that they’ve done a good job of completely making this unplayable. Wait, does that mean I have to buy the 4090 now? – Yes, burn more money! – Yes. OH NOOO!!

– I want you to know that this is entirely your fault and my wallet is sobbing… Thanks for watching! Get subbed!