Breaking Minecraft with your Dumb Ideas

Break a statue called Minecraft. You know, fun fact, this is actually the skin for the account called Minecraft. Look it up, it’s real. Why is it a football skin? I don’t know, but hey, I’m American, so I support! But Minecraft has a secret. You see, this statue is made out of diorite!

[GASP] The most horrible block you could possibly make anything out of. I, on the other hand, am made out of– You know, that actually kind of makes sense because today I’m breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas. Are you calling us dumb? Yes. Yes, I am. But that’s also what I love about you.

I get a lot of comments about how to break Minecraft. So today I chose some of the best to compete with my computer. If you manage to crash my game, then you as the audience get one point. If my computer survives, then I get a point. And if you beat me

In today’s video, then my cat has to wear this set of bunny ears I found on Amazon. And he does not like to wear stuff, but hey, it’s cute. So who’s first? Spawn 1,000 wardens in a five by five hole and get sonic boomed by them at the same time.

Hoo hoo, here we go. Doo doo doo doo doo. Beautiful hole. Here we go. Oh, jeez. Yup, that’s yup, that’s working. Uh oh, that’s a horrible sound. This guy’s not even there. Hey guys, how’s it going? Oh, jeez, the sky. Hey guys, uh oh. Whoop, boing. Wait, I wonder if, hold on. Okay, now I have resistance and I want to see what happens. What happened? What, what are you doing? Hit me. Oh, oh, one of them hit. Oh, that works. Wait, watch this bounce. BOING! What the heck? Why does it do that? Hey guys. Boing. Why does it do that? That’s so weird. Maybe we need more. Oh my gosh, they’re glitching past me. What is happening? Oh, jeez, oh, oh, oh no, oh no. Oh jeez, oh, that was not at all what I meant to do. Oh yeah, all right. Here we go. 1000 warden’s, here we go. Yeah, here we go. Launch, wee. Okay, all right, we’re up.

Boing, there’s one bounce. Boing. Two, all right. And three bounces. Four bounces. Five, six bounce. Seven, eight. Dude, this is wild. Nine. 10, 11, 13, 14, 15. 16 bounces, oh my gosh. That is an image right there. Hey wardens, don’t mind me. I’ll just be in here. I’m just in here now.

Oh man, oh boy, I love frames. All things considered, you did a great job but it didn’t manage to crash my game. It was super cool though. But unfortunately, I get the point on this one. But GG! To crash your game, you can make a one layer flat world of gravel.

Break one, I think this works. All right, here we go. I’m in survival to make this a little bit more interesting. There we go. Oh no, immediately fell. Whoa, oh it’s all right, cool. Oh great, I just respawned in the middle of it, awesome. Okay, okay, all right, I can’t fly anymore.

This was a mistake. Where’d all the entities go? Oh, there they all are. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh, that’s really cool. There’s some points right now where the frames are insane. Okay, I’ve used carpet mod to freeze the game. Whoa, so that I can load a bunch of chunks in here.

And then I’m gonna let it go again. All the block entities loading in. I’m gonna give you the best chance I possibly can to crash my game. And unfreeze, go block entities, go. Oh yeah, load them all in. Oh yeah, how is this computer surviving? I don’t understand.

Dang man, I was kind of hoping this one would crash it. One last test. I’ve got a world with three layers of gravel and we’re gonna see if this does anything more. If this does, I’ll give you the point even though you said one layer. Here we go, oh yeah baby.

Oh yeah, so many more entities. Okay, I’m already lagging out a little bit early. This is good. I’m hoping that you get the point on this one. I’m kind of rooting for you with this. Come on, you can do it game, you can do it. It didn’t end up actually crashing.

All right, well, bummer. I guess in that case, I get the point. Good effort though. I’m surprised I’ve never done this before. Replace your PC with a potato and then open Minecraft. It’s not working. Oh, oh. That means I get the point. Wait, hold on, do I get the point? Minecraft didn’t

Even run on the potato. So wait, hold on. – You didn’t even start the game. – But I couldn’t even start the game. They win a point if they crash my game and I win a point if my computer survives the game. – Well, if this is your computer and we’re judging

Based on survival, I don’t think that counts as surviving. – I think you’re right. I think you’re right. Oh no. You know what’s funny is that’s the first point that the audience has gotten in this video. – Really? – Yeah, that’s the first point and it was a potato.

– This is what you’ve come to, is you’ve won with a potato. – This belongs in a lab somewhere. – I don’t know if this will work but make a lot of really big nether portals and destroy them all at once. All right, here’s a few of them, but you’ll also notice that this goes for a ways. Each one of these is a portal.

So in theory, destroying all of them at the same time will do some crazy stuff. Let me just relight these two. All right, this weird set of command blocks here will essentially just place air through each one of these portal sets and that will destroy them all at the same time.

So all I need to do is run a single command and just see what happens. Three, two, one, go! Oh boy, oh boy. So oh, oh, oh, we’re good. Okay, hold on. Let me just relight each one of these portals by hand. All right, that took far too long to do

But now I’m inside all of the portals and in theory, this will just show me all the particles. Let’s find out. Boop! Oh boy. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, it’s, it’s all just gone. Man, that’s kind of unfortunate. I seem to be winning a lot of these. That doesn’t normally happen.

All right, well, even though we tested it twice, it didn’t really crash my game. So I’m gonna give myself this point again. I really wanted this one to work too. Would have been cool. By not subscribing to Knarfy. Please do, he’s an amazing YouTuber. Hey, don’t take it from me.

I wasn’t the one that said it. In fact, I’d never tell you to subscribe only that there’s 75.7% of people that aren’t subscribed. But of course there’s nothing you could do to change that number, right? Of course there’s nothing that you could do to fix it or anything. I’m just saying,

There’s nothing there, right? Right? Have a repeating command block that summons boats to a location and then move the boats. All we gotta do is flip this lever here and the boats will start to spawn in there. Oh, what’s that doing there? That’s crazy. Anyways, we’re already starting to

Get a lot of boats here. Oh boy. I’ll just leave this be for a little bit and we’ll just see what happens. And now all we gotta do is boop. Oh, I guess I’m over here now. Nothing changed. What if I get into one of the boats?

What happens if I just, just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That’s a lot of boats. Oh wow. One of them made it all the way over here. Jeez. Oh, that was only 940. Oh, we can do better than that. Oh yeah, that’s getting better already. Oh jeez, this is very laggy.

Theoretically… Okay, so now I’m in this hole. Now comes the incredible task of trying to get into one of these boats. Let’s see what happens. Oh, I’m in, I’m in, I’m in a boat. Let’s just move around a little bit. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. That’s, yep, that’s pretty good.

That’s pretty good. Okay, so, but like it didn’t, it just didn’t, it still didn’t crash. That was 1300 boats? Oh, that wasn’t even that much more than the other one. This could get interesting. Oh yeah, that’s nice. Oh my gosh, that’s great. Oh, long line of boats. Oh my gosh.

Look at all of the wall, look at that. How did boats get all the way over there? We’re gaining frames back. Oh jeez, look at how far they went. Okay, there’s frames. Wow, wow. And that was almost 2000 entities. Awesome, love that. Okay, well, I guess the most recent versions of the game

Are way better with entities or something. So all things considered, that’s a point for me. I really hope you guys get a point on the next comment. Do nothing, this comment is for you to get a free point. Oh, dang it. Well, I guess that’s another point for me. Oh, I feel bad.

I don’t know, I feel bad. You know, I’m looking at the next one and I think it might do it, so let’s go to the next comment. You should build a hundred carpet duplicators and see how long you last. All right, so this is one simple carpet duplicator. Essentially all you do

Is you flip this lever and it starts duplicating carpets. So let’s copy this a hundred times. And that is a hundred carpet duplicators. This is gonna be very interesting. All these are hooked up to one system. So all I have to do is run one command and everything will start going. Three, two, one, go. Oh boy. Oh geez. Yeah, that was, ooh, it’s already really, it’s already really rough.

I wanna see what it sounds like. Yeah, that checks out, that checks out. You know what, this is actually running better than I thought it would be. It wasn’t crashing, so I’m gonna do this. I’m gonna duplicate this one more time. This is now 200 carpet duplicators, so I’m going above and beyond.

If this crashes me, you still get the point because I feel bad. So here we go. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that’s nice. Oh, that’s fantastic. I guess I just sit here. I froze it just to see how it’s going over here. I’m honestly really impressed. This is handling this way better than I thought it would. I’m gonna unfreeze it again and you’ll notice that like things are slow, but it’s consistent. How is this handling this so well? You know what, I’m

Gonna let this run for like a solid 15 minutes and I’m gonna come back to it. And if it’s still running and it’s still okay, I’m gonna take the point for myself, but I’m gonna give it some time. Honestly, like I’m kind of surprised because I might win this video,

Which is kind of crazy. I’ve never won one of these before. So that being said, I’m gonna sit right here and I’ll be back in 15 minutes to check on this. All right, it’s been 15 minutes and I have returned and it has still not crashed. I had a lot of faith in this. Like, I honestly was pretty confident this was gonna crash things, but apparently it didn’t. Even with this number of items, look at that. And this number of pistons and blocks

Going all over the place, that’s crazy. Really solid idea. I was pretty confident in it, but all things considered, I get the point. Guys, this might be the first breaking Minecraft video that I’ve actually won. Get Minecraft Pocket Edition and put your phone in the microwave. Oh man, that would be so unfortunate.

This will be fine. In alpha 1.2.0_2, placing a sign on a cactus crashes the game. All right, here we are in 1.2.0_02. We’ve got cactus right here and we’ve got wood. This is perfect. Only thing is, I’m in survival and I don’t know if there’s a way to do creative. So we’re just gonna make a sign.

Gotta plant this tree, protect the environment. Crafting table, boop, sticks and sign recipe. All right, we have a sign. Let’s see what happens. Boop. Oh, the game just froze. I think this might be a point for you. What an interesting thing to have a bug on. Use carpet mod tick rate and turn it up as far as possible. Oh, also SystemZee is here. – Hey. – Hey. – You know how Minecraft tick speed exists? – Right, tick speed, it exists. Yeah, Minecraft. – It’s a cool thing. Well, carpet mod, as this comment said, allows us to do some

Pretty crazy stuff. The basic default thing is 20, right? But if I set it to like something like, you know, 200, we’ll see some weird stuff start to, if you look up at the sun. – I don’t see, oh, there’s, oh my God. – What is going on?

– And this is just 10 times speed. I’m gonna set it to 500. – This is kind of scaring me actually. This is scaring me. – It’s getting dark, wow. – Oh my gosh, it is. – With the power of fire, I will disappear. – Oh, look at it go.

– Oh God. – Check out the redstone. – That is a sound. – Skrillex has really gotten better since the last time I heard- – Oh my God. – Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have an idea. You see this forest? – What forest? – Wait, keep it

Going, keep it going. – That was so fast! – I didn’t stand a chance. I’ll get there! I’m on my way! I can’t wait to see the forest. – Wow. – There’s a polar bear out in the woods. – Hang on. – That’s one small step for SystemZee. One giant step for SmystemZmeeeee. – I wonder.

– Oh yeah. Oh yeah. – (laughing) I’m trying my hardest to steer it, but I don’t know how. – This is a great time. – That’s the worst sound I’ve ever heard in my life. – Uh-huh. – I like that. That’s a good noise. – Yeah, this is real nice. – Whoa, that’s cool. – Wow. – Whoa. – Let’s see how much of this can happen. I feel like I’m inside of a soda pop. Whoa, that looks so cool. – It just keeps changing. – Man, weird weather

We’re having, right? – Nice. – That, can we do it again? – Oh man. – That way, 100. – Whoa. – Oh, I think we maxed it out. – Now it’s just cherry. – Oh. Hey, I think we did it. – Because I can’t move at all. – Oh, wait, you might be right.

– I think I did it. – Did I break it? – I think you pulled it off. I think you might’ve actually done it. I mean, you’re not moving, so I think this might– – Neither are you. – I did it. – Wow, oh yeah. – Yeah. – Let’s go!!

– That is a point for the commenters. You’re welcome. – Well done. – You’re welcome. – Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, might I present to you the evidence that I, Mr. Knarfy, have finally won my own game. This is the sixth episode of breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas. Six.

Five of them I haven’t won. You guys have been winning for far too long, so it’s amazing that I’m finally here on top. But this does beg the question, have you lost your touch? Have you forgotten what it means to break the game? Is my computer finally strong

Enough to take on the masses? You may wanna leave some new ideas in the comments below. Well, one thing’s for certain, Sawyer is safe today. You sir have escaped a punishment worse than death. How do you feel after this momentous victory? Yes, that’s right. Sawyer is safe… Or is he?