Breaking Minecraft with your Dumb Ideas

Conspiracy theory, every time he makes a cut, his game crashes. What? Nah, that would take like a hundred hours to record one of these videos. They’re right. This happens every time I try to do anything for these videos. On average in the past, it’s taken me three to four months to complete one

Of these videos. But weirdly enough, the rest of the videos on my channel, I never have a problem. So it’s almost as if my computer is rejecting these videos specifically. I can’t really think of why though. It doesn’t really make any sense. Oh, wait. You know what? Maybe it’s because TODAY I’m

Testing your dumb ideas on how I can break Minecraft. Did I getcha? My comment section is constantly filled with weird ways to crash Minecraft. I’m sure you know the drill by now. If your comment manages to crash or freeze my game, then you as the audience get one point. If my computer survives, then I get a point. And if you win this episode,

This banana duck thing becomes legally yours. There’s a contract and everything, I promise. It’s totally legit. Amazon suggested this to me. I don’t know why, but I have it now, so. So that being said, who’s first? Make a command that gives you totems infinitely and die as fast as you can.

Starting off with something really interesting. This little system essentially does exactly what the comment says. This command gives me infinite totems. This command deals a ton of damage. And this one kills entities because there’s a lot of totems involved in this. And if I flip this lever, this process. Oh. (laughs)

There we go. There we go. This working. Ow, ow, ow, ow. This is a lot of particles, but I think we can do better. It also wasn’t crashing me. (laughs) This video is gonna use a lot of Carpet Mod, so I installed it for this one too. And that means I

Can set the tick rate to something ridiculous. (laughs) Here we go. OH HO HO NOO!! OHH HO HO Oh my gosh. What just happened? (laughs) I just flipped this lever and it just, oh my gosh. Oh. Oh. Well, this one’s off to a great start, my word. It didn’t crash my game. I do have one more idea for this though. Something I set up with these commands

Is that they apply to every player in the world. And carpet mod allows you to spawn more players. And as you can see, they can hold things. Just give me one second. I lied, it wasn’t a second. It was way longer. I have so many players in this world that I don’t think they all show up on the tab list. But if you see yourself, say hi. There’s a lot of you. And now you all have totems. I’m sure you see

Where this is going. I’m gonna start by just letting all of them go. Let’s see what, oh no, oh no. Oh, the particles, oh what is happening? CaptainSparklez, what did they do to you? Okay, this doesn’t work quite as well as I thought it would. Uhhhh. That’s insane. I guess there’s a limit to particles. Three, two, one, go. Oh geez. Oh, the lag. Oh, the lag is real. That is a lot of totems. I never understand how I survive these videos. All right, so that didn’t work. I’ve added one more command that will probably do something. Did it work? Oh, there’s players raining from the sky. Oh. This clearly worked perfectly both of these times. So now we’re gonna try one more time. There they go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there they are. Hey guys, this is really working. Away they go. Into the sun, I guess. All right, well, I guess that didn’t quite work the way I expected. It’s fine, I tried. It could’ve, oh, hello. It could’ve worked, but I guess it didn’t. So I guess I get the point. The particles though, that was insane. Make a world of TNT

And use carpet mod to turn up the tick speed really high and then ignite one block of TNT. The tick rate is really high, as you can tell. Oh my gosh. And this goes down to bedrock. Let’s see what happens. It’s working. It’s working quite well. And away we go. Yay, I’m just

Gonna stand here. Just working our way down. This is going quite well, I must say. It also appears that a lot of things have died, but just can’t despawn. So, rip villager. Hey, we made it to the bottom. Just let these explosions catch up. Oh my gosh. Whoa. Wow. Well, that was cool.

But that wasn’t the comment. We wanna see what the entire world would look like. Give it a second. Yes, this should do very nicely. Obviously it’s not the entire world, but I’m sure this will be plenty. And yes, of course, this goes right down to bedrock. So I’m gonna go

Ahead and light this and then I’m gonna just fly back here and we’re just gonna take a look and see how this does from a distance. Turn up my render distance all the way so you guys can see the whole thing happen. Three, two, one, explosions. And there’s the beginning of it.

And I’m just gonna literally time lapse this because I have a feeling it might take a while and will probably crash. So I’m just gonna go do something. So I’ll see you soon. I’ll see you in a bit. Bye-bye. Bye guys. That’s a lot of lot of lit TNT there. Very cool. Very cool. I’m gonna go to Sonic. I’ll be back. I’m gonna literally go to Sonic right now. Going to Sonic. Bye PC. See you later. Thank you. Thanks. You too. Hot. I like these. I don’t entirely know what they are. Well, I should probably get home for the next bit and to see if my computer is still intact. Fill a 100 by 100 area of upwards facing pistons, put lightning rods on top with channeling tridents thrown into them, repeatedly pulse the pistons and watch the chaos unfold. 575 people like this comment. And so do I. But it wasn’t quite as simple as just throwing channeling tridents onto these because that’s

Great, but they despawn. So I had to figure out how to set up all of these command blocks. And before we start actually doing anything else with these pistons, we need to summon all the tridents. So let’s just see what all of these look like. The sound, the sound that it made was so insane. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Wait, I wanna stand in the middle of this and just see what happens. Whoop. Oh my gosh. All right, so we know that that works, but now we need to figure out how to get these pistons to start firing correctly. Oh, I can set them all to air. Oh that makes my life so easy. Okay, so now in theory, beep, that pushes all the pistons up

And now beep, that pushes them all down. Okay, awesome, that’s easy. But why exactly are we doing this? Well, if you see, we have a lightning rod here on top of this piston, which is replicated 10,000 times over there. And we throw a channeling trident perfectly on top right there.

You’ll see there’s that initial blast, but then if you break this, it’s another blast. And if you push the piston back up, it’s another blast. So if we just do this repeatedly a few times, it could be really interesting. So let’s figure it out. Honestly, that might be all we need,

Just setting them like that. Here we go, it’s gonna be insane. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it’s definitely working. Oh yeah. Look, it totally just like breaks the pistons. Look at like half of them are up, half of them are down. What is happening? Oh my gosh. That’s so much lightning. Clearly though, it seems that 10,000 tridents wasn’t enough. So there’s 10,000 and there’s 20,000. I really just wanna see what happens if I press one of these buttons. Oh, the sound every time. This video is just all super excessive. You know, honestly, I’m here for it. I’m down for this. This is what we signed up for. All right, 20,000 wasn’t enough. What about 30,000? All right, there’s 30,000 tridents out there. What could possibly go wrong? It’s so much. Ah, whatever, 40,000 tridents, let’s go. Because what could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah! Whoa, whoa, it’s a circle. Why is it a circle? I’m ready for it, give it to me. It comes out of nowhere. This has definitely rendered my game unplayable. I’m adding another 10,000 tridents. We’re gonna see what happens. Adding even more, 60,000 tridents. All right, you’ve officially made it to zero and one frame per second, which I consider a success on your part. That does make this completely unplayable. So in that case, even though the game didn’t quite crash, I will say you get the point. Oh, hoo hoo. Yeah, that sound is worthy of the point by itself. O O O O Subscribe. Subscribe. You should get a looting 255 pickaxe and mine 100 diamonds. Well, I’m sorry to tell you this, but looting doesn’t do anything on pickaxes. But I gave you the benefit of the doubt

And gave you fortune instead. The name looting 255 pickaxe though is very fitting. This here is a 100 diamond ore and… There’s your 100 diamonds. But I do see what you’re going for. So let’s try something. How about over 3000 diamonds? Also, my pickaxe is faster now. Let’s see how many diamonds

This provides. Just give me a second. Oh yeah, this is already getting better. That’s a lot of experience points, dang. 30 levels so far and a lot more experience to go. Geez. It’s getting to a point now where I just can’t see the actual ore. I’m just in a carpet of diamonds. This is definitely better than the 100, so that’s a plus.

It’s funny, I can’t see these breaking necessarily, but I can hear them. I made a couple of tweaks to this prompt, but it might still crash. It’s the idea that really counts, not necessarily the wording. Oh man, I feel like I’m just, oh geez. There’s still so much more to go.

We have this many already. Can I even make it? I don’t even know if I’ll be able to make it before these start despawning. Oh, oh, I’m out of the thing. Yeah, this is a slideshow now. I’m just still mining as many of these as I can. Where am I going?

Where am I going? I’m just gonna walk away from it real quick. I’m just gonna walk away. Freedom. But anytime that chunk is loaded in, it is now unplayable. I’d definitely deem this unplayable. I think you did a good job with this one. Even with the wording weirdness, I would say you won this point. So GG, this episode is not looking great for me. Delete the game.

Honestly, with this new icon, I’m kind of feeling it. I feel like I’ve done this before, but I guess this does mean a point for you? Question mark? I mean, I broke it? Did it break it though? Hold on, I gotta review the footage of the previous one. Oh wait, that’s right.

Deleting the launcher blew up everything. Man, thank goodness it didn’t do that this time. Otherwise I’d have to give you guys the point. Hey, I’m back with Sonic. Looks like the game’s okay. That is considerably more chaos than when I left. I don’t know if my computer’s gonna make it. That’s kind of wild. All right, well, I’m gonna eat my Sonic and I’ll check back in in a second. Have fun. It’s been a solid 15 minutes since I’ve checked on this and oh my gosh, there’s so many lit TNT there. I definitely anticipated this segment would take a while, but I’ve been recording for an hour. So that’s kind of a long time. Anyways, I finished my Sonic. I’m just chillin’ watchin’ a video.

So I’ll be back soon. See you later, have fun. All right, fine. It’s been an hour and a half and you’ve rendered my game and computer completely useless. I thought I would be able to kind of get away with it by just going places and doing other things while this kind of figured itself out, but nope. I couldn’t.

So with that, I just clicked on the game and this showed up, so that counts. So well done. Let’s move on to the next one. Okay, you need to make more videos with SystemZee. Like that was amazing bro energy between you guys. – (screaming) Ope. Hey, how’s it going?

– Hey, how’s it going? – Welcome back to the video. – I was recording something, but I guess I’ll do this too. – Welcome, yeah, just taking over. No big deal. – What am I here for? – Well, you see. Use the slash place command to place pillager outposts

In a repeating command block. If that doesn’t work, try some other structures. A village maybe. – I broke Minecraft. – Okay, so the plan is we gotta place a ton of structures. This could be really weird. Do we want to do it on top of this mountain? This could be really weird.

– No, no, we need a flat land. Let’s go to a desert. – Okay, okay. Oh, there’s a mesa, whoa. – What structure should we start with? – Let’s do the villages. Okay, so we’ve got an ancient city, village desert, village plains, bastion (laughs) – Oh yeah. – I also want

To see a mansion. – Imma do it, Imma flick it. Imma go. – Wait, wait, first let’s just do one and see what one looks like. Oh, oh, it’s working on it. It’s working. – Oh, oh, oh. – What, wait, this is actually kind of cool. – This is kinda sick.

Oh my gosh, the city like growing in. – I feel like we just spawned into a Minecraft server. What the heck? (laughs) Oh man, that’s really, I have an idea, hang on. – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – I don’t think it likes it. Wait, should I turn it off?

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I wanna. – Oh no, I can’t, I can’t. – I can’t, I can’t, I can’t. – Slowly teleporting towards things. – Oh no, oh no, oh no. – I can’t turn it off. – What have we done? Oh, what is happening there? (laughs) It’s stacking up farms? – The lever is float- – Oh, the lag, oh, this might do it. There are so many shulkers. (laughs) – Why is it, what’s up with the grass? – All the pigs,

What in the world? – I’ve got a 4090. And it’s, I feel like I’m playing on a old Toshiba. Mitsubishi uhh Yatsubishi uhh Suzuki motorcycle. The cows, there’s so many cows. – There’s a rave going on in here. – There’s so many camels. – The amount of iron golems are crazy. – Honestly, I think since we placed them all in the same spot, it just kind of placed them in the same spot, so I wonder if there’s like a way we can place them in other places?

– I got an idea, I’m gonna break Minecraft. I’m breaking Minecraft with a dumb idea. I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna do that. – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – I’m gonna do that. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have a better idea. More fun, watch this. – Spawn a few, you gotta

Break the game. – What could go wrong? – That’s what you’re trying to do is break the game. – What could go wrong? Nothing could possibly go wrong. – Everything SHOULD GO WRONG! that’s what we want. We want everything to go wrong. – There’s so many villagers down there. – Now this is what I call a good time. If my calculations are correct, this is going to spawn structures at every villager, which means when the structures spawn villagers, it’ll spawn more and more and more and more. – Three, two, one, go. – The mansion has pathways on it. I’m gonna be honest, I would say we are unable to play Minecraft, therefore technically it has broken Minecraft. I’m actually shocked that it’s still going. – I am too. – I’ll be completely honest. Hey, wait, wait, I have an idea. They added a new thing where you can stop all commands

If you do Alt + F4. – Oh, that’s a good suggestion. – Did it happen? Did you do it? I can’t tell you, you’re still in the game. – It’s still frozen, so I pressed it and it just didn’t change, so I’m trying to tell them. – Okay, if Alt + F4 doesn’t

Even break it, then nothing will. – Yeah, that definitely counts. Keep up the good work, free point. Oh my gosh, I needed that one. I’m being destroyed. You guys might have this one in the bag. You’ve really picked it up since last time. Picking up the slack, well done. I will take my

Free point though. I at least want to be competitive, man, okay. Go in 1.0.0 and middle click on a cow. Hey guys, it’s me, Steve. And now I need to find a cow. Where are the cows? Hey, you sheep. Hey, hey, hey sheep, you know where cow is? Do you know

Where the cows are? Hey, yo, Dr. Trayaurus, you know where cows are? Tell me where the cows are. Tell me where the cows are!! There’s a lot of pigs. So many pigs out here. There’s gotta be cows out here somewhere, right? I mean, it’s a plains biome. Like, this is their place.

There’s sheep, there’s pigs, there’s more pigs. Cow! I told you they’d spawn here. I didn’t doubt for a moment. Hey there, cow, I’m told to middle click on you. It’s wha- I’m middle clicking. It doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t do anything! I thought there would be some sort of special thing or like a bug or something with this, but no, it’s just free point, I guess. Cool, GG, free point to me then, I guess. Create an automatic cactus

Farm with five floors. Set the tick speed to 500,000 and watch, your game will crash. I’ll do you one better, 10 floors. This bad boy’s gonna produce so much cactus. And if I hit this button, it sets the tick speed to 500,000. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

Oh, it might be working actually. This is working quite well. This is, yeah. This is a slideshow. Oh my gosh, look at that, that’s insane. Oh yeah, oh, this is definitely working. Oh my gosh, look at all that. What if I made it a hundred layers? Woo, yep, that’s a hundred

Layers right there. And now the game is just frozen. Awesome. I’d love to see it for sure. I love not getting points so much. Okay, all right. We’re just gonna add this to your current crazy number of points, whatever it is. Take that point, take it, take your cactus and leave. Do /kill Minecraft.

Ah, see, I found a loophole in your strategy. That doesn’t work. Wait a minute. I don’t know what that means. Does it mean that there’s no more Minecraft? What is it, it left the game, but the game’s still running. I don’t understand. As far as I can tell, my game’s okay.

Even though I killed Minecraft? I, uh, uh, uh. What does it mean? I’m having a crisis. All right, everybody calm down, calm down, calm down. Kalm. It’s all gonna be fine. Everything’s okay. I’m taking this point. Don’t worry about it. This wasn’t just a distraction so that I could take a point.

It’s fine, don’t worry about it. It’s no big deal. Yay another point for me, let’s go. Hopefully that lasts. Next episode, try the gravel thing again, but on bedrock and have your render distance all the way up to 96 chunks. Render distance, 96 chunks. This could be very interesting. Boy, oh boy, I can’t wait to just suffer. Let’s see what happens. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Uh oh, why am I,

Why am I not in, what? Oh, it’s because I’m stupid and did the wrong world. Here we go. Ah, starter chest, what do I get? Oh boy, oh here it goes. Oh, here it goes. Oh, well, hmm, why am I this skin? There we go. I think it’s just gonna do

The same thing it did last time. Yeah, this isn’t, this isn’t gonna change it, but that means I get another point. Yay! I got another point, guys. I got it, I got the point. I got it. I still lost didn’t I- I am here to present the contract. To whom it may concern in regards to Banana Charles Duck. Custody shall henceforth belong to Knarfy’s viewers. By the power invested in me from this moment forward and until the end of time, we declare this truth to be self-evident. Now take your dumb Banana

Duck and leave. I dressed up for this, clearly. Guys, why are you laughing? I dressed up for this. What are you talking about? Comment what I should for the next one and enjoy your Banana Duck. Subscribe pls thanks luv u <3