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Live [Applause] N Oh E Hello Internet how are we doing today it do be the Minecraft time it do be the Minecraft time is that a dab I don’t think it is technically it’s not but it looks like it so I call it a dab that one um we’re doing moded today and it’s been what I

Think seven eight nine days since the last time I was live so this will be fun um we’re just going to jump right into the games uh we’re not alone today I feel like that is too at a weird angle point down a bit there we go much better

Um let me get undened in Discord Where The Boys is hello I’m back I’m dead oh my God I heard an explosion oh my God that was no my carp close what happened carpet don’t mind me I’m just going to fle this scene I was was messing with my settings

Bro did a creeper come out of nowhere yeah I was like what’s that [ __ ] hissing sound and then I realized that’s that’s that’s bad when I I haven’t played Minecraft that long oh that’s funny that’s funny what a great way to start the stream yes what a great way to

Start so what the the the agenda I can feel the brain cells leaving yeah it’s not what the hell is this Music oh interesting [ __ ] well okay so uh Microsoft or well I guess uh M moyang Minecraft whoever uh put out like an official like safe to use content creators uh like music playlist on Spotify that has every bit of music from every Minecraft thing ever and this is from The Dungeons and Dragons

Map is there a [ __ ] cow inside the ship where are you I don’t know I found a ship that’s a dangerous place to Be very much so is I am running away now I hate my life well I don’t why do you hate it today well I was going to go get my [ __ ] that I lost but now I’m stuck fixing the hole in the ground I mean you can get

Your [ __ ] then fix the hole this music is too epic for nothing that’s happening I was thinking the same thing when your stream was starting I’m debating starting just streaming myself but I don’t know if I want what the hell okay I might have this playlist has

Like 300 songs in it I might have to go through it at some point and just like pick some of the good ones that’s not like the weird over-the-top D and D music but I might save the weird over the top D and D music for actual D andd at some

Point what did I just do I just completed the quest that never happen why do I just I’m just taking just taking a break I’m kind of enjoying not doing it not doing what doing Dungeons and Dragons it’s kind of nice taking a small break from it oh yeah notice how I said

Small not going to stop I just need to refresh the creative juices as they say he’s never playing it ever again all right well why’d you have to spoil the surprise like that cuz it’s not a surprise when it’s you wow all right I get it coming from the guy who’s

Never done a [Laughter] series um at least I can admit it is that an invisible floating sword probably ow I’m being assaulted by a spider oh another creeper oh boy I’m going to go to sleep we should sleep yeah I’m going to uh uh uh

Uh that creeper is so fast why is he so fast they run now uh they run now we we may we we we we we we we we we we we we we um technically this isn’t my server so it’s not up I don’t like that

I just saw a creeper run past my house um I’m going to say it’s just a yeah I figured I’m going to say it’s just private but I it’s also technically not up to me so magical magical well I’m now Leaving do you want help getting your stuff I mean it’ be nice let’s go we’re going to have to go through a Stargate what yeah you figured out how those work it’s that far yeah I did oh my God okay I I’ve had to use it to get to my stuff three times

Why are there so many spiders and why do they hate me and not you cuz I’m the same color interesting pigs have ears I didn’t realize I had a hat on I forgot yeah you have a pirate hat I thought it was a Russian hat when I went in third person

At start cuz I saw from behind God this inconsistent [ __ ] sensitivity is annoying as uh here I’m going to read the uh the thing to you and you’re going to type it in oh my God what okay uh type it into the Stargate I don’t know how to type it in but I’ll

Figure it out I guess uh click on the Stargate pad and then just type yeah but it’s a [ __ ] Circle uh so no you can just type like type oh with the keyboard okay I thought I had to click on the stuff M MDW MDW oh my God o o g5b g5b i

On now we got to wait a million years for it to sink in and [ __ ] hpe itself out this is cool I’ve never done this before yeah it’s pretty cool the animation’s pretty dope it’s loud as [ __ ] though let me turn my [ __ ] sound settings down Jesus

Christ so can you like craft a Stargate to like make one anywhere that’s cool oh last one and then the cool thing is going to happen it where it like shoots out or something right mhm that was cool as [ __ ] wasn’t it yeah oh it just goes to a village that’s cool

Yeah the village I found uh my death so does does the how long does the Stargate stay open I don’t know okay this is cool a return trip is never been uh never been done something I could I could do c to make boat you die

On that ship no a little past the ship can you make a boat hold on I’m working on it I don’t need to chop down a tree I have a lot of wood on me already oh do you cool I don’t have my axe though or

My handsaw or whatever I have a hole for some reason uh I threw it at you oh all right there’s the boat cool um I’m going to leave a waypoint at that Stargate real quick just so I don’t lose it smart I don’t think I did I might of but I don’t

Know oh yeah I think I did but I turned it off wow your [ __ ] Cape is going nuts thanks you too I don’t have one I wasn’t talking about your cape I was talking about you oh yeah oh that is hot I I don’t know what that oh yeah that’s a broken [ __ ]

Boat if you look in the water over there it’s like a fish a big fish oh yeah you see that interesting I don’t know what that is I haven’t gotten to check it out how’s it going back at spawn that’s where I died that boat yeah under the water oh

Boy oh there’s an Airship too what up to the right I see that so if you look there’s a Skeleton Man does it have a gun Regens yeah he Regens the minute you hit him okay so one of my deaths is on top of the water the other’s at the bottom I

Think and it h and it does have a gun oh it’s a boss I see yeah okay that’s my whole problem cuz I have to grab from the top of the water and from the bottom oh it does wither damage yeah okay now I’m going underwater come

On come on all right deal with them what he’s dead I put him in the boat he can’t follow us anymore oh can still shoot I think uh he doesn’t have a gun he throws potions though so as long as we stay away he can’t harm us easiest rescue mission of my

Life I’m going to go through the uh I can’t see a [ __ ] thing I’m going to go through the uh boat see what’s been let left to loot if there’s anything left there probably isn’t no clue I’m trying to find my other death my important one um oh there’s one in the boat there is yeah I don’t know if that’s the important one but there’s one in the boat that is I died under like in the water so I thought it was going to be in the water It it’s much more convenient that’s in the boat if I known that I would have never died twice yo there’s actually a lot of decent stuff in here lots of apples lots of plates oh my God my stop shooting at me blaze powder yo gold plate yo you stop shooting at Me Bo okay is there anything up here I’m going to go up the oh there’s also a SK Island above the the boat there is yeah one of the uh ERS construct slime Islands I never saw that Airship well I’m going to go home yeah me too I hat it out here parrot Oh bird oh you’re not too terribly far away from Spawn only about 2 and a half thousand blocks yeah we’ll see if this one’s still open and then we’ll figure out how to get home from there if this one works or if we have to boat back No it should

Work I’ve used it to get back once I think but I had to type it in well you okay I know the I know the codes to the two I know I thought you said you had I know how to get so how do you get the

Codes uh you click on the Star Gate oh like the circle part okay and the circle part tells you the code interesting okay this is Cool yeah I have this one stay a Stargate and I have its code as like the the name oh that’s smart I just put Stargate uh no I put I put it password to it I might actually like make a notepad somewhere for just Stargate codes oh I I have one too it’s

Annoying cuz they’re like long and I can’t copy and paste them yeah and once Stargates become like a normal thing like remembering all the Stargate goes is going to [ __ ] annoy take these those will be very useful yeah if you click on the start it it so

Hold on I’m I’m busy give me a moment I’m pillaging yeah my inventory is full so is mine but I’m still pillaging the Shady Merchants I like you that’s my favorite kind of merchant all let’s go home uh tell me what the code is and I do to typee okay the code is

Rfpi RFP i o m o a an o a m m like mother like the thing that’s dead all right is there still loot in here probably not oh there’s some there a few things while this place is opening up I might as well take a look around see what I can

Find yeah it’s [ __ ] takes a couple years to open place is growing hops oh they’re growing carrots as well get get get all that I don’t have any of that yet I don’t well I’ll grab the carrots I don’t have room for the Cucumber I will grab

Cucumber and I will do awful things to it e that’s cucumber this is an eggplant no there cucumber like right there oh right there okay yeah right there as well I only need the one and there I think and there I can turn it into seeds and there I don’t need all of

It you can plant the Cucumber by itself what if I just stand right here [ __ ] oh god oh no oh cuz I was standing there why did I die I wasn’t in it you you ran into it oh my God cool let’s sleep at least it’s like right on the

Other side of the stupid Stargate yeah like we’ll be able to go through the portal and immediately just come back now here’s the hoping that opening the Stargate won’t destroy the graves it shouldn’t it’s going to suck if it does oh yeah especially with how much [ __ ] I

Have on me oh I had so much [ __ ] like my backpack honestly that makes me kind of want to walk back I’m willing to risk it I’m not but here we go anyways what is this this marble why am I invisible cuz we’re ghosts oh my hat’s

Visible I heard an audible oh what have you discovered ow oh wait it’s just open oh it’s probably because we just opened it I can’t go through it probably because we [ __ ] up were killed by a Bewitched toed were you killed by a book yep ner oh I can’t read

Maybe since we were in the Advent thing it hit us instead of opening but then why does it open on this end cuz we typed it in on this end and it opened that side but not the other side so try typing it in m d

W g5b I can’t type anything because it’s open I just think I just think we have to walk back well or is it because we’re ghosts can ghosts go through Stargates no we have to walk back it’s that way unless well I know where it is I have a I have a death

Marker we should grab a boat though yeah we’ll grab one not what I thought we’d be doing I’ll be real uh I knew this is what I was going to have to do the moment I logged in this is this was funny though I’ll give it that I have two sticks I wasn’t

Expecting to explode in a Stargate yeah I figured out what happens when you stand there though we both do I I audibly said I wonder what happens if I stand here and I learned real quick hold on I’m making a boat I’m standing on a beehive I made your favorite kind of

Boat dark yep what’s that that’s a horse and a cow together they were standing so close I thought it was something else like a Minotaur together they form monster what is that horse what is what that’s a tree why is it a you know I’m not going to ask questions I’m in

Danger cuz it grew there okay I’m in danger we can only do one Rescue Mission at a time all right this [ __ ] went nowhere be careful there is a Dragon somewhere ahead of us what yeah I think it’s poison oh my God I’m stuck in the boat

Cool yeah I know there’s a drag uh hold on let me turn it on the dragon not the Waypoint uh wayo [ __ ] that Tower no Dragon Nest oh it’s like right in front of us cool oh great all right we’re don’t go that way let’s go towards the flying

Tree yeah let’s go this way it’s like 200 blocks ahead of us and I don’t want to [ __ ] scare them great I forgot there was a dragon really close until like we went this way I have looted a Dragon’s Nest but I didn’t kill the dragon chicken not this

Dragon’s next next next this dragon is next at this rate dude [ __ ] yeah we’re about to save the dragon from something we’re getting really close and that makes me uncomfortable well I don’t know where it is so I’m following you it’s like 140 blocks gecko that’s not a gecko that’s

Chameleon I know my hey there’s a wizard tower yeah that’s my [ __ ] that Tower why I think cuz [ __ ] that Tower but it’s a it’s a nice Tower yeah no it’s not trust me okay okay this is [ __ ] far from happy you having fun over

There you glad this what we chose to do today there there are so many monsters In oh for the love of Christ oh oh my God I love listening to you suffer what’s that oh that’s the [ __ ] wait is it is that the [ __ ] up I’ve never seen that that’s not Le I want to stop I want to stop I want to look at it I want to

Stop and look at it Adventure I am stuck oh know I’m glad that’s over God damn um how do we get in oh right here right that’s a good question there’s a beehive oh no I’ve seen this place I might have looted this place oh boy yeah I’ve been here I don’t

Want to be here here I don’t want to be here I’ve I remember now I don’t want to be here I remember this place now what’s up here though any loot at the top I don’t know I don’t remember well there’s if there was there’s not

Now this place is very unmemorable to me until I got to the basement cuz it’s a basement of [ __ ] death just like everything else in this in this mod pack Dungeons and Dragons more like [ __ ] dragons and death what the [ __ ] are you some sort of the [ __ ] are

You I can’t pronounce you a pen you’re a pen H pan pen in my balls what be in the toilet what beehive that’s a beehive yep oh that’s the monster [ __ ] there’s a little well and a meteor what oh Dragon oh is that a oh is that a dragon

Uh that’s a dragon that is a dragon that’s a dragon that’s a straight up dragon a dragon is right there that’s a dragon forgot about that one why what is that we don’t have time oh it’s coming this way the dragon yeah that’s why I

Said we don’t have time I can’t run well start trying I’m trying and I’m failing go on without help me take my key if only it works but hey well no I think your body’s in the Stargate which is why we can’t go through it so I was so hello chamia

I wish to put you on my head can you do that oh no you can’t I want to but you can’t raspberries mushroom oh dark oak I already found this place I hope we can go back through yeah I hope we didn’t [ __ ] the Stargate up

So the Stargate one is like 600 away I have another death that’s a th away and I don’t remember was that the boat you know what that’s probably the boat I didn’t erase it I didn’t get close enough to erase it cuz I turned on the ability to delete deaths upon

Getting close that’s a thing yeah how do you do that um I think through the map options is that way Points Auto remove death Point yeah yeah okay I got it yeah that’s it’s really helpful it honestly yes would you like some food yeah I just picked a bunch of cherries

Oh I’m now at three oh thank you at this point oh boy the sun’s going down oh I thought you saw a dragon I got scared that’s the least of my worries do you think if I saw a dragon I’d be like oh boy H you know what I probably would actually this

Point yeah knowing you you downplay a lot of things that are more important than they you think oh oh boy a dragon and then and then once something like minuscule happens you’re like no that’s a great way to describe everything about me are we going down or up uh down I

Guess uh yo yo yo what up my dude you I don’t uh yeah I have the boat okay I’ll was just say I feel like an idiot cuz I don’t have it next Dragon Nest where are you going to be to our right probably yeah cuz I’ve been to the left

I went up the top of that and found like a big pile of nothing but marble Marble’s nice marble is nice it has a marble like structure but nothing’s in it one of the one of the astral sorcery ones those actually do have loot in them under the pillars if you break the

Pillars the pillar of the fountain yeah like there should be like four pillars in the corners if under one of those pillars should there’s usually a chest on one of them I wish I know that well you do know I wish I desecrated it cuz I respected it for a minute and I

Didn’t want to [ __ ] with it third yo 31 oh no see run see you didn’t act that way to the dragon there was no dragon or yes there was good Lord don’t gas light me in the thinking we didn’t pass a dragon or two oh oh no I have a mystical

Flower all right type it in I’ll I’ll I’ll cover oh God my inventory is full of bll honky what was that oh it’s a zombie no okay [ __ ] it’s our no they’re killing the people oh oh God oh God my game was lagging and I just wrote three Rs I killed [Laughter]

You oh I can sleep now uh yeah if if you two could sleep Please God I keep waking up in my wall oh my God that was awful yeah I got killed by God Maniac [ __ ] you know did I die in the Stargate again where was I uh no you didn’t not in the Stargate uh 31 Subs that’s that is awesome congratulations my dude well

Deserved uh let me know when you can type oh god oh I just lost that my game lagged I just wrote a bunch of RS like a [ __ ] dits all right I can type uh rfpi rfpi o o oh [ __ ] great at least I don’t have to listen to an

Opening what did I just lose I just lost something oh it does it on this side that’s kind of cool like the lights are lighting up on this side but it’s not moving it’s just the lights are turning on to show it’s connecting to this one I guess there’s no surprise Stargate

Visits that’d be funny if there was though I’m frustrated yeah there’s no just like bam frustrated it blew up my engineering crate that I was putting stuff in and then all you hear is boom boom boom I’m so frustrated someone’s coming I wish it didn’t take so long yeah trust

Me I feel the same way oh my [ __ ] god no freebie you [ __ ] it can you not walk through it no are you [ __ ] serious how long has it been how long you been streaming I don’t know too long all we’ve done this you need to

Rame almost 40 minutes now you need to rename the stream is just saving the dead oh no oh oh no I’m totally not in Creative flying there because I don’t want to walk again oh no what are you talking about step bro I’m not step cheating right now oh

No oh no don’t worry I’ll just teleport you f oh perfect thank you actually hey there’s that Dragon’s Nest uh you know you can do that that is smarter what you could just teleport to your death way point oh yeah hey it’s like it it’s it’s like it never

Happened woo I didn’t die and teleport wrong death just [ __ ] come to me woo I have seized a ship all right can we go through it now oh my god oh the sound I don’t want to go through any more Stargates please yeah no [ __ ] Stargates they’re cool if they open I’m

Getting like 30 blocks away yeah they’re cool but I do not want to I I don’t want to die [Laughter] again you’ve secured a ship what what what are where what are what are you doing EJ’s actually doing things we’re just we’re just dying uh that’s on brand for us

Though reie I have stuff for you now you have stuff for home o I’m so excited I I was collecting stuff for you partially oo oh that’s right I was going to do one bit of cheating because uh it’s just broken no milk yeah I’m going to do that real quick

So for those of um it’s it is impossible to get milk uh because it’s just broken uh so I’m just giving myself milk um did that count oh right CU I have to turn it into heavy cream um you found a ciry too yeah I I found in that thing up there

Oh the second I saw that Quest was like I have to do that so I did it um um oh did I Oh okay so I’ve given myself some milk if I need more milk at what are you holding uh it looks like a fork transistor oh okay um if I need more uh milk at some point Point well the goal would be to get to the Rancher oh infer

Ooh oh my God yes you are making me such a happy boy I also have a blue penis huh what I don’t want to look at it I don’t want to look look at my P move I don’t want to look at it going over to my secret laboratory

With my I like how I like how we’re all how I called it secret on accident once and now we’re both calling it secret yeah well I’m impressionable very so and that’s slightly concerning yeah well terrorists don’t have to ask me twice you really need to question the

Things you say I am happy with everything I’ve ever said in my life you should re-evaluate your life then um I don’t have one okay so I just need to fill the thing with copper copper copper copper copper copper copper copper copper copper uh copper so I just need to put

Copper uh copper bowl is that all I need to do yep I just need a bowl I’ll put the blue penis with my teal penis don’t open your mouth anymore I’m not trying to catch a penis no you no I need you to stop for my own for my for this the

Safety of my channel stop you have a channel what’s it called okay you just make me hate everything with the burning passion what was I doing I’m so forgetful that’s you for me the forgetful making heavy cream E I need pan and a I need a beaker to make heav V

Cream well you need somewhere to store it but I’m putting it in a I’m put I’m putting it in a in bowls hey does anyone have two glass nope I probably do I don’t know why I said anyone you don’t have any where’s EJ gone to hell iass you know that’s where he

Belongs hey he said it not me oh freebie this is also for you there you go go [ __ ] myself what’ you give me I don’t know gave you the carrots oh okay you’re you’re Farm man I will grow those at some point I’ve made a I forgot I have a

Backpack I have made the cream don’t say it like that but I have though it like that I can make butter I don’t want your butter anymore heavy cream and Sal too salty I well it’s it it’s one it’s two Salt per one heavy cream so it probably

Will be of course it suck I had salt somewhere didn’t I yeah yeah you did where though don’t ask me oh I forgot I found a Kirby I found some salt island you just just gone I respect that oh oh [ __ ] that I’m not going that

Way you know what I don’t respect him anymore there’s your dragon a little bit again I under assault I hate that my setup is next to the hole in the ground go away I’m watching from my window die yeah Jesus Christ man oh it’s cuz I have weakness something I’ve voice is know

About you I’m just wasting durability cuz I can’t even hurt it cuz it gave me weakness oh my God bring God into my Christian Minecraft server I need more salt doesn’t exist I need more salt someone make me salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt

Salt sal sal sal [ __ ] content creator are you salty enough Yet I mean he he did ask if for salt so I was hoping for edible salt not anger salt Edibles bro what is wrong with you what why are you talking like that I I I I’m the new freebie freebie but hi M get that M get that [Laughter]

M I would sleep but I walked away to go get salt I would sleep but uh cool [ __ ] me I’m getting salt I don’t have to go far I just have to go to the local River and rip it out out of the ground getting coal and Cobble where

Where are you [ __ ] uh far away okay he’s like I don’t want to be near I you know I understand I don’t want to be near us either I just don’t have in that hole so I left oh our hole yeah that was uh We’ve died there too it’s it’s a danger

Hole but this is spawn and I’m too afraid to who blew up the chest in here not me I mean there that leaves only one person there was nothing there was what there wasn’t really anything in it anyways but it sucks sleep slime I got to move my

Bed it molested cuz I keep waking up in the wall so do I even when I’m sleeping in the one that’s not like in the middle bed oh excuse my thing not excused four bed all right calm down I mean we have four beds at home I’ve got four beds at home too

Called my ship that I sieged oh he’s living out of a ship I forgot he’s just Stargate I can’t believe that cocoa butter solidified cocoa butter if I do salt and roasted cocoa beans cocoa butter butter do we have cocoa beans can I make this oh thank God I

Can going to make a house I you know that yeah I said that but if you read the description of the stream you would see that it says build a house I don’t know EJ’s joining us today so who knows what we’ll actually do well EJ is not

Even with us he he’s left I know he’s not even with us but I made it very clear that I don’t know what we’re going to do in interesting life hack for this game if you open your inventory as soon as you start eating you life for this game stop

Playing it hey I can agree with that one that’s what I’m going to do with this R um go play some [ __ ] godamn ready pay three oh payday three I was I started the campaign I was going to make an awful joke and like go play some goddamn valerant but was like

Gross I don’t want to be associated with that that’s disgusting don’t even talk like that what’s wrong with you dude a l what isn’t wrong with me at this point I don’t know it seems like everything is and everything is wrong with me thank you for noticing did you still need glass no

Cool I have 21 of it I don’t want to I want to smoke that grass my point exactly oh gravel it’s underwater go under we under we I’m going to start clearing out where I’m going to build my house we spawn house oh [ __ ] I’m joining

Yeah spawn house cuz I’m going to leave at some point and never come back we all know this well I’m only going to come back cuz this is going to be where you’re going to drop off food for me I will build a restaurant at some point I

Must I must build a place to live too as Farm man that means I am going to ignore the idea of making food in return you’re going to make food it ain’t going to be for free though you’re going to have to pay up I have

Money good keep that in mind then I wish there was Vin Miner I want Vin Miner me too me too me too dude I wish I could Sprint in the water at least not welcome to 1.12 for that’s not a thing makes me sad every time I touch

Water I have a bed put that in my backpack know that you said pay play that having fun you can’t even Place three blocks down this is this is supposed to be a challenge pack so this isn’t going to be easy not RL craft hard but you know [ __ ] melt my brain hard

Jeez that’s not hard you’re the funny one not the smart one who’s the smart one we don’t have [Laughter] one this man speaking fact we have a dumb ignorant one we have a funny one we have the leader and then we have the heart the dumb ignorant one oh

Yeah cuz he doesn’t [ __ ] listen to anything anybody says and it’ll ask a question coming from you goddamn yeah I can at least hear people when they talk to me yeah you can hear but you don’t understand yeah I don’t understand but at least I’m listening so yeah I’ll give

You that you hear you hear yeah and I I hear enough to ask questions immediately God damn it God kak is or [ __ ] EJ is just [ __ ] gone I know you gave me two stacks of dirt but do you have more me yeah yeah I’m terraforming I need

Dirt I’ll put it on the outside of my house how much you want all of it I’ll give you all but I I’ll give you I’ll keep one and I’ll give you the rest okay that’s not all of it but I’ll take it that’s majority I don’t even know where I got

All this dirt no did you just outside my house drop it on the ground yeah okay damn some of this some of this this some of the music in this Minecraft sound or playlist slaps oh I don’t I haven’t even had it on oh you’re the one for your streaming

Oh yeah okay thanks for the white willow sapling you’re welcome it was in my inventory and I didn’t want it to be I don’t want it either but I’ll plant it I have those planted in like the marsh area oh is that what those are yeah

Oh yeah I dug one up cuz I needed wood I like how get a ho on top of this hill how many explosion holes there are yeah well that’s because it’s on the top of the hill that means it’s out of sight out of mind well see the problem is is

That I’m going to build on the hill so it’s no longer out of sight or Min well it is for me it’s not like you’d fix them even if they were in sight I might would you though it’s spawn I probably would I hate how much the [ __ ] boats

Glitch out in this [ __ ] update yeah that is a a big problem Um I need to close that entirely cuz it’s broken and I need to reopen I’m talking to myself no we just don’t Care Oh no that’s not good did you break no it’s fine for Now uh uh Anvil there you are no I think it did breaks why do you break curse you whatever I’ll hey freie I have a gift is it the gift of life no the GI of death murder please no but I have a price with this gift and it doesn’t sound like a

Gift then I I want a free stack of food when you open your first restaurant a free stack do you know how hard it is to make anything so far but this is a this is a good present uh-huh and what is it that’s the wrong one I need uh no it

Isn’t an efficiency iron pickaxe that’s half broken okay your gift is accepted appreciated it actually came at kind of a good time because my uh my all-in-one Stone tool is about to break yeah and as long as it doesn’t break you can always have that iron pickaxe well it’ll break because I’ll

Use it I mean you can repair it with another one gross well I need an Anvil for that I have one that’s a lot of iron I’m not willing to commit yeah I have an anvil uhv in my house the real question is do you have a

Shovel an iron shovel just a shovel I have a shovel yes may I have a shovel I can make you a new shovel yeah you do whatever you want I just need a shovel you now have a shovel wow I have a I will give you something in return will you

Yes is it going to be my dirt no cuz I need that still I’m not done with it metal pipe cre be gave me his metal pipe no no I’m too young to die all right we’re Good um [ __ ] how do I make a picture frame you can make a picture frame in this mod pack not a picture frame I meant item frame just like a painting yeah item frame There’s a Zombie coming for you see this is why I need a house cuz there’s no knockback and

Sometimes when you hit them they leap at You I’ll sleep in a second um I need that sure God the wall There we go that’s worth being in a frame what my metal pipe yeah did you rename it to Free’s metal pipe you should have I renamed it to Free’s pipe nice IAL nice oh freebie I have [ __ ] um AIDS I got something what I have something for you I stop

Giving me gifts I don’t want It Hamburger you like it I have 17 more why do you have those cuz one if you put one chest in your crafting it makes like a bunch other smaller ones now why did you do do that cuz it’s funny it it’s cute these are factual statements here I’ll give you a second

One so you can have an even number of them now you can have two stacks of something it’s like a dirt chest but cuter yeah exactly see the cuteness makes it have value it do though that [ __ ] sneeze raped my face not while I’m live God you have no care for

Anything I no brain cells I like it up here on top of the hill it gives me a good view of the secret lab that’s not Secret at all what a sentence gives me a good view of the secret lab what are you doing in the water cuz

I dug over here by accident and now I want to keep it as a window the secret lab is becoming like beautiful it’s becoming an Aquarium that didn’t make sense what I just did Oh I thought you going to say what you said I was like uh I was like kind of oh good luck you’re under attack good luck and okay I’m an idiot and before you come begging for help you haven’t helped

Me once when I was under attack so why would I help you now he’s hiding from me are you sure it’s not the other way around oh you have a cool name I didn’t get his name tag that makes me a little sad what did he give me poison weakness and Mining fatigue

Three awesome I guess mining for the next however long is just out of the Question this song is just called [Laughter] the this is the song A Fortune One iron axe I love it that’s kind of useful actually does it give me more wood no and what the [ __ ] does it do it well it it it’s Fortune no stop it stop no I didn’t ask

For this oh my god what have mercy on my soul we’re good uh wish I had one of them mining hammers that’s so useful to Have H well I found ore okay and sulfur I’m upset it doesn’t take much to make you upset now I’m even more Upset well why were you initially upset let’s start there I don’t want to talk about it because you made me more upset I hate you well you shouldn’t have made me more upset well that’s why I live in your life I don’t want you in my life

Anymore well I don’t think that’s a choice either of us can make anymore I think we could if we tried hard enough I don’t know about that trying hard is something I’ve never done yeah it’s kind of obvious thank you I’m glad my efforts paying off I might

Pivot what I’m going to Pivot I don’t know what that means I’m not going to be I’m not I’m not going to do be Farmer Boy right now right now or forever right now I’ll I’ll turn back into Farmer Boy at some point but I think there are there’s

Something I feel like that’s more important than Farmer Boy uh and we need a blacksmith okay to make tinker’s construct tools and I will do that okay because tinker’s construct is a necessity in this pack so I volunteer as um tribute to uh uh blacksmith okay I’m science

Boy with the pirate hat it’s essential to my science the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that I wouldn’t know we haven’t seen anything that you’ve seen since we started and he’s going to keep it that way this will be like a series somehow like he’ll keep joining and we’ll just

Never see him again that’d be a funny bit yeah you know what let me turn off my way points cuz I don’t want to see them right now to make me think of the past and that was not good that sounded way sadder and darker than it

Was cuz I know what you mean but it sounded like a lot worse did it yeah it reminds me of the past which I don’t like to think about well I don’t only reason I don’t like thinking about the pass CU it takes up like brain power that I don’t have oh

God Cyclops I know where he I know where he is well I have a rough idea where he is I have no clue where he is you say that like you know where the only Cyclops in the world is no but I know where the the closest one is kind

Of and it’s within 200 blocks of us surprise Stargate party do you like what I’ve done up here so far I’m just kind of making it like livable Isn’t it nice be nice me not dying to a [ __ ] cyclop well sounds like a skill issue what do you mean what do you mean

No someone unrelated to you sent me the same thing recently but the full CLI the nuh yeah that’s a good clip someone sent me the full clip and I was like this is just too long is this someone I know because if I if I don’t I should know

Them why is my grand there no I’m going to make a mistake do you want to do you do you want to watch me make a mistake yeah come come up here okay andly sir do not thank you I’m up here but I haven’t came yet okay you know I thought they would

Hurt me more they don’t really seem to care the bees okay never mind I thought I was going to die from that that was very boring I’m sorry for wasting your time this pig is sleeping it’s kind of cute don’t talk about me like that but you can talk you can you can

Say the cute part no no what did I just pick up oh my God why is this in this playlist this isn’t this isn’t music this is an hour long of water it was just it there was like a track in this in in this playlist that’s just

Like ocean Ambience and it’s just water I wish the like special enemies like the cyclopses all had like unique names like Greg the Cyclops dev then the Cyclops Patricia the Cyclops I can’t get used to them sleeping on a bed frame now I keep trying to do stuff that I used to do

Without a bed frame and it just don’t work you told me at one point that once you got the bed frame you felt like nervous or something I was like what does that mean I was nervous I was going to fall out of a bed just don’t simple cuz on on my left

Is a table so I would land on a table a glass top table and on my right is floor oh [ __ ] oh right I remember what I was upset about now before I was made more upset yeah um My Stream deck isn’t muting and deafening in Discord like I

Want it to and I don’t know how to fix it that’s a skill is got to like restart it and then also like reapply it but I did that already stared to reapply it again I don’t want to sounds like a skill issue your face is a skill

Issue you know what you’re not wrong you’re not I’m going to sleep now because it’s dangerous up oh my God why I hate everything no go to KY you are no not yet I’m about to oh my God oh God okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we are

Good we’re good we are block of bronze and a blocks of the same we’re as good as good can good good shut up I’m going to shut you up shut up yeah so yeah it’s weird cuz I I said this earlier now that I have manually muted in Discord

Um my uh Mojang put out a uh like a content creator friendly playlist on Spotify of music from the game and I guess there’s just ambience in that playlist it’s funny but unnecessary oh God we’re we’re good we’re good I like these uh quests that I get for just killing

Monsters I just got some spaghetti don’t touch my spaghet and a deluxe chicken curry oo I knew it you’re still farming I’m these are Quest rewards Li to Us no my spaghet not a spaghetti not to my next time it gets dark maybe I’ll like kill some special enemies to get my iron tools uh if you kill like the normal stuff like zombies and skeletons there are quests that’ll give you the spaghet okay uh killing zombies gives you a

Hambur I think I already gave got that I I’m watching don’t blow up the don’t blow up the [ __ ] food Dude get far enough away then die I won’t die to show up yeah it would have been nice if like immediately so perfect it would have been it did blow up I just didn’t die oh it was far enough away I didn’t hear it well yeah I ran the [ __ ] away I

Didn’t want anything to blow up anything important anyways like the food this music this this playlist is interesting I don’t dislike it but it’s just it feels like a bunch of stuff that doesn’t fit together like this one one I’m going to eat a dust spaghet don’t I

Did I ate the spaghet it was delicious you’re I had spaghetti two days ago you did you were eating it while we you were trying to play Ready or Not with us yep and I’ve been craving it ever since then well I just ate virtual spaghet don’t one

Ask you know what he’s got a point Smiley clown no one did ask so why am I talking exactly what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] what the SM Cloud that’s foret somebody touch a my spaghet somebody touch a my spaghet you know I was just thinking I

Am hungry and I don’t have anything to cook then I remembered you have I could just make I could just make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich like y the annoying flesh Lord where up on the hill that is a really weird thing to say another no

What do you mean another one it’s a sheep another one oh oh he got away yeah he’s up here uh [ __ ] somebody annoying the flesh Lord I’m going have to bring him inside bring him inside he get away too often bro is that is that the the black

Black sheep yeah the annoying flesh Lord yeah my one and only friend bye flesh Lord it was nice seeing you I’m come I’m come you’re going to have to do more than just tell me to do it stop stop [ __ ] stop Jesus I was going to make I was going to make

[ __ ] noises but I don’t know how both of you are awful even though that’s the exact joke I was making can’t blame us for your Shenanigans I can’t but I can tell you to stop ooh ooh my secret lab now can do animal trials now that the annoying

Flesh Lord is in here I you said animal Childs I did that did what made an animal child what I bred the cows remember you were here for that e [Laughter] yeah I got to find another shoot what the my other one disappeared I have fresh water fresh water flesh flesh Lord needs a flesh Queen whoa never say that again baby you want to be my flesh Queen no stop it what are you I’m the flesh Queen a dual wielding baby

Zombie deposit to the nearby chests what yeah about I think you can just dump your entire inventory into a nearby chest I need string I have a bunch that sounds like a you problem can I have string no yeah I’m just going to have to find it okay he thank You that’s a pig thank you big ass creeper hole I’m working on it that’s another big ass creeper hole I’m working on that one too now that I live up there I have to maintain it is that a floating axe there’s a floating axe on my

Lawn well tell it to go away it doesn’t listen to me I haven’t heard you ask it once uh you’re not making floating ax noises Dude there you Go now I’m immersed where’s my needle no okay that’s not an axe that was an axe once and then it went away and then the hands came the floating Hands Where oh was why am I in the thing that dund did dund did bloated what I think it bloated you’re bloated oh no they needle I got needle where did the string go there it is I’m having a meltdown um that’s not a me problem I

Know it’s a me problem because I am me I am me me am you no okay that’s gone too far now how do I make metal rod I don’t know but once you do make me one so I can have fr’s metal rod I am not going to have a

Metal rod for a while okay hey you should be working on metal rod because it’s a science thing listen my lab is still in the animal testing phase gross I also found my dog you had a dog yeah I had two then I had zero because I don’t know

How now I have one that’s a griffin I’m looking for one particular an I’m looking for one particular animal I’m just not finding them oh a feather sounds like a skill issue you know what it’s a Slaughter issue whoa um yeah think twice now think twice

About what you want to say to me I’m not talking to You I’m talking out loud to myself s yeah fre EJ agrees oh [ __ ] that was a [ __ ] that was promise that wasn’t even a Threat come with me [ __ ] please what I am enticing a [ __ ] back to my house y m no load your L what am I doing I don’t know what the two of you do is just out of my perview do you know what the problem with this country is okay we’re going a little off topic let’s get back on topic we’re playing Minecraft all right if we want to talk

Politics so what about those guns hate them I have one on me right now you packing heat yeah [ __ ] nice wooden string bow like gun Where’s my dog wow I don’t have any like building materials neither do I at least you have a square you can live out of I don’t have anything it’s a rectangle now than all right shut up don’t ask what was that are you sleeping yeah fine I going to sleep

Then I’m trying to lay out the shape of my house calm down I can just go kill things it’s fine didn’t you want to do that anyways yeah it was what I wanted to do and it’s what I’m going to do until I die canr you [ __ ] that up just like I do

Everything else okay it’s children o’ clock I’m going to bed it’s children o I’m going home children oock ain’t about me I am weawing I will weisa for you where is the child there’s the child I’m not going to at this rate hold on destroy the

Child oh I planned on it but he’s disappeared there’s a man with an axe and this pet spider well there’s a man oh oh man I’m scared of man who Isn’t I’m going to die I’m in bed how about you boy ow I’m taking one of these beds up to where my home will Be I I think I’m going to get to the point we should block off the mine at some point because it’s just a death hole I don’t use it the the only thing that’s in there is the beds I don’t go outside [ __ ] my life Graves

Dust uh what did I do one two three four five this should be a decent sized house to live my days out of in spawn at least um hey I need that for a thing I can do now I think there’s an arrow in my body but

It’s way above my body yeah that’s an old Minecraft Glitch I have a just I went in third person now there’s just an arrow like a foot above me oh no my etherial knee Jesus Christ she say ow no sounded like how’s my dog getting outside when he’s

Sitting magic sit and [ __ ] stay you [ __ ] okay that’s right I called you by your [ __ ] name I need Bonsai blance yeah well [ __ ] do that I can’t make it a [ __ ] Advanced crafting table I have one of Those I’m still looking for a [ __ ] Fon I planted my cucumber I need animal experiments and never mind I might have found what I needed I’m not sure if the RAM and the normal one will boo good but I’ll figure it out huh stop eating grass while you’re walking

Backwards that takes some serious skill you should be appreciating them he’s like straight up backwards eating it’s [ __ ] kind of impressive I need need to empty my inventory come on get up here Michael Jackson the goat oh you can only put dirt in the dirt chest that makes it even

Worse didn’t wasn’t that established no I think we said that it was just a stack that you could put in it I didn’t realize you could only put a dirt in the dirt chest in the secret laborator T you [ __ ] Ram don’t you walk away from me backwards eating [ __ ] I don’t like my neighbor my rooster [Laughter] sheds I have infinite feathers now I don’t know why I found that so funny it really wasn’t it was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard bro my [ __ ] sheds now we’re talking Um my hack Mike Hawk no it’s MW oh I want to dieo in a painful way creepy creepy creepy hey freebie I didn’t do it how do you thirst an animal you just feeded a bucket of water feed it I said what I said I don’t

Know you feed it I have 30 buckets of water well then you have plenty of water to feed your your your your your creature I was going to say feed your meat do I right do I just right click it yes H it’s not working well then skill

Ah why are you still I have wait it’s a bucket of fresh water I think it’s just a vanilla bucket of Minecraft water oh that should be all you need okay stupid huh what is Mir Mex resin the currency of the Mir Mex don’t worry about it what the hell

Did you just do don’t worry about it I don’t like to love when I got water are you making deals with aliens don’t worry about it I’m worried about it because I think you’re making deals with aliens and you were not near us that means we are your enemies

No wait what there could be [ __ ] oil sand yes well how else are you going to get oil can you just feed animals and food yeah I’m going to Fe I don’t think so I’m going to feed him [ __ ] I won’t eat potatoes laxatives will they eat a

Hamburger that reminds me do I have anything actually I don’t have food that they might like first cherries tank wood tank make that I need glass and wood what do you eat what can I Fe You I have no food hello maybe wheat I don’t know how to make wheat mushroom tip thanks W I’ll will put it in my mini chest Oh e I must come see him I must leave now it’s a hooded man it’s a hooded creature like creat uh Mr digity what give me

Bone no ew going home my secret laboratory that’s unfindable how many uh as many as you’re willing to spare I just need bone meal I need I have a stack of potatoes that you can have it’ll work I need to do some planting we have you know Community

Farms here in spawn that you can just Use here is baked Potato I need my mortal and Pistol why did they make all of the food just ass because this is a challenge pack where it’s supposed to be Hard hard my balls okay jez but the balls don’t get hard so do you I have balls of steel [ __ ] if your balls get hard you should see a doctor maybe if your balls don’t get hard you should see a doctor I am a doctor for legal reasons I’m not you’re not you’re

A mechanic you’re a black Smith you’re a [Laughter] black you’re a farm Smith I’m just a Smith right now cuz I’m you’re a black Farm whoa whoa you sir are un hinged in a bad way sorry I thought we were playing zombies for a minute kind of wish zombies would be

Fun especially some more rust zombies oh my God that was great that was fun that was a good time wait is botney pots in this uh there are technically something like it but they’re not as good D it oink oink oink piggy go oink piggy go oink I’m about to murder the

Pig no not do that we they have loyalty this is true they do if you kill animals and people excessively then they all just just avoid you I mean maybe I should start doing that because I want people to avoid me I could just leave four five two three four

Five I I can do a shrip dub do you mean there are monsters near but I know there aren’t I’m really happy that my [ __ ] sheds you didn’t need to say that youj said it yeah and I wish none of us make it funny the second

Time oh I’m not going over there [ __ ] that [ __ ] that I am 33% of the you sound like the weird headed monster from The Goonies a don’t open the door I saw something walk past my window I thought it was EJ cuz I saw I thought what was do not open the

Door ah yes I see do you have a back door I have a back window you should consider investing in a back door oh there’s a something at the back door too well this isn’t a door this is a window I have aide your back door I have

A bed there you go well I mean I I the only reason I’m here is cuz I got chased away from my bed so what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why am I being pushed I keep getting pulled quit it quit it oh my God that is

One [ __ ] fast ass creeper what the [ __ ] all creepers be like that though this one’s like three times as fast okay I killed it we’re good get me out of here H zombie area with the sand and such I am not going the right way what do you mean there’s a husk there’s

A skeleton with a gun is that another ship and it’s shooting my cows yeah you knew that was there open the map um Jay [ __ ] bones that pig has been standing here for I I think since the server started it has not moved it’s moving left and right but

It’s it’s not getting off those two blocks and I think it’s really funny he likes it there I don’t blame him it’s a spot it’s definitely it’s definitely a Vibe it’s got a flower the mystical white flower it just likes the mystical white flower okay this is going to feel like a very

Old school style Minecraft house I’m building but that’s fine cuz we’re playing an old version of the game you have a cake thank you and it’s not your ass why does everyone hate my ass I don’t understand it smiley Cloud why did it smile at me I’m leaving the smiley cloud has a

Name I don’t care you are Rude I hate white people wait till I tell Etho I don’t know who that is you’re a sad disappointment of a man if you don’t know who Etho is everybody loves Etho Val Val geiz the overlord what I’m looking at my name tags Vamp paralda I remember that one siren you do

Yeah I I remember that we didn’t kill it it just died it was in I think it was on the night of a blood moon two of these I know I got myself and two of these well one of these I didn’t one of them is my goat’s name I didn’t get

That one either he just died I have a banana split where did you get a banana split from I don’t know but it’s going with my burger burger if I have I don’t have Redstone a scientist that doesn’t have Redstone I need to make a mine we have

One I need I don’t want that mine you know I don’t either I’m going to pull all the good stuff out of it and I’m going to cover it up here soon I think good now do we want to make another Community mine or do you just want a mine that

You’re not going to share with anyone uh we should make a community mine okay which I should make an entrance to from my house so I can be lazy about it wow way to ruin the immersion well there’s going to be two entrances my entrance and everybody else’s Entr just cuz you’re some side scientist doesn’t mean you’re better than the rest of us I think that’s exactly what that means no it doesn’t hey can I strip in this version what you know what I mean no you can I mean we can build your PO I guess oh

That’s right cuz stripping wasn’t a thing until like 18 the more I say the worse it sounds but that’s the point I don’t like how you said that [ __ ] P stop thanks [ __ ] die what is that that’s anite This song is called polar bear ending what does

That mean why is the polar bear ending I’m ending the polar bear no they’re endangered are they I think lles porox lles polar bears too I guess cuz they’re kind of cute rip your [ __ ] flesh off yeah well maybe that’s my Kink okay if is you need

Help I mean we already know you needed help let’s be real thanks for King shaming dude that’s what that’s what we do what is that what is that what what are you what are those bro who the [ __ ] are you I could walk on this my game is [ __ ] rubber band

Dang what in the absolute [ __ ] is that you’re going to have to be more Des some dark Oaks why is there a long why is there a long boy in the water a serpent I don’t know what it is but it’s a it’s a thing I’m under siege I’m under

Siege I thought you didn’t like Siege I I i r too late I R too late to help I have a helmet now I have never mind I have crippling gay well I have crippling [Laughter] depression the [ __ ] just laughed at me probably a witch wi is

Laugh I shouldn’t what did I come what did I come down here for just steal everything and take it out that’s not why I came down here but that’s what I’m going to do there’s a Medusa [ __ ] huh well don’t call free that he doesn’t like it there a Medusa [ __ ] there are

Dogs down here a Medusa oh those are my dogs I think yeah get [ __ ] that’s they are I been looking for those I you know cool and now I have three dogs surely you won’t turn me to Stone if I stare at you she doesn’t seem to be hostile yeah maybe she just

Misunder technically the original Medusa is misunderstood however I don’t like the fact that her Temple is next to a village worshippers hops what the [ __ ] are Hops Beer BR we ain’t got those we white are he right though he do be do we pass one did I use all the

Dirt I don’t know did you I don’t think I did but I don’t have anying honeycomb I do comb my hair with Honey it’s my shame it’s my secret Shame brother I am not in the possession of dirt what happened to all the dirt it was made into it was made into dirt chests how dare we how dare we waste dirt like that you know I I opened the dirt chests hoping there’d be dirt in them but there

Wasn’t that’s not how they work you open it it’s just always dirt in them it’s a dirt generator sounds like freebie huh night v wait what night vision boy what the [ __ ] are you doing getting night vision and [ __ ] oh no I’m trading villagers oh EJ is actually like

Advancing small storage crate give me that mine now DJ is becoming a neuronet processor a no nut processor a neural net processor Jesus Christ no you said no nut I know what I said and you said no nut the only thing that’s no nutting is you how many people I actually follow

Through their no November I don’t think everyone does losers hey with no [ __ ] their their balls people with no [ __ ] cup the balls don’t say that what do you jar the balls you no gross we don’t talk about jars all right the old the old the old

Mine has been covered where’s the new one going well I don’t know I found a hamster Hamer well you going to share come here you little [ __ ] hampter it’s dead oh you just doesn’t care not the Hamer anything but the Hamer um I I don’t know about you but I

Could totally not eat like [ __ ] 58 goddamn baked potatoes it’d be nice wouldn’t it and still not be full be nice to not have to do that but here we are playing this mod pack that I picked because I was told to pick a mod

Pack why do I keep what the hell is going on with that yeah apparently some people trust freebie yeah what is going on they shouldn’t oh that’s what’s going on an invisible creeper this is proof that they shouldn’t trust me no me all your potatoes and everything

Else that you own I am robbing you of your crops in the desert no not the desert crop ah [ __ ] I keep forgetting to make bone meal I need [ __ ] something right that’s why I stoping on this it’s a spider Joy E I need Flint coal shut up oh God

Out here give me out of here I need so much Prosperity you’re not going to get it you’re not going to find that here but I already have some I just need more for what feathers you know what I need some mother I agree EJ just SP facts he always does

Though don’t talk like you know you’re [ __ ] EJ what I’m going to do unspeakable Horrors to you you already do you’re my friend and that’s already unspeakable enough not eaten yet what does it taste like I’m curious tastes like [ __ ] me when I never mind okay apparently keka Jam just made

Really welled and on crack everything makes you really well fed oh my God cow go away and I have the botney pot or the the the the Bonsai pot I can plant some trees right I need what the [ __ ] is that soundtrack you’re listening to I don’t know but it’s

Bop it’s called raid captains from Minecraft dungeons how do you make a b Bonsai PLT uh you need a bunch of clay plates yes clay I think I have Clay yeah you’re going to need a lot more clay than you probably think you do I have two stor

Container that has five SI regular double chest um how do you make a clay plate uh you have to make a unfired clay plate and then cook it I can make bake wear what okay let me do that cool I know have bake wear um why’ you make bake

Wear I could but I’m the Bak man he’s bacon making bacon making bacon pancakes no he’s the other type of baking so do you need clay or brick to make the brick clay clay plate or doesn’t CH clay [ __ ] it’s called a clay plate for a reason not a brick plate

Yeah but it looks like [ __ ] brick it does but it isn’t you have to fry it that’s that’s why it looks I have a I have a circuit plate a bunch of that well that’s not what you need now is it to to make it’s not that hard to make a

Clay plate just go get a bunch of clay literally just only need like two no it’s four clay four why is this so hard I what Mak a clay plate I don’t know hard said where did my hammer go after you take fire Hammer why is this

Hammer oh that’s a witch I’m going back home no we’re not starting this again got Hammer where’s my silicon I I have silicon right I do now I hammer silicon into a silicon plate can we go to sleep as a witch I’m working you can kiss my

Balls why do people have to talk to me this way because you talk to us this way I talk to you that way you know what I’m going to do it yeah yeah what is it Mr sleepy head don’t worry about it do I really not have one copper I’m about to [Laughter] slather heyo you’re going to do what I’m a SLA Oh no I got to turn on my light though I got to clap on my light and slather I’m going to die should have sled you should have slapped with me I mean that didn’t sound the way I wanted it

To I don’t like when you say you’re going to die you come to my house cuz I don’t have a house to hide in I’m going to die at least they can’t break down the doors go to sleep I don’t have a bed [ __ ] leave my bed give you my

Other bed going through your stuff I don’t care it’s what you do anyway you just usually do it when I’m not here there go to bed there are monsters nearby oh my God move it what do you think I’m doing I don’t know I’m sleeping with your [ __ ] damn it I can’t eaty I said what I said yeah this bread am I supposed to slather I can’t eat this Bre [ __ ] now I got a [ __ ] bag where did you come from husk I guess we’re right next to a desert I was about to say I told you about that husk like forever ago that’s a different huskin huskin riter I was too you s like a barw [Laughter] walrus thank

You is in this oh [ __ ] the what Auto sort I’m making progress I thought you about the thought crossed my mind I’m make get biking I need more copper piss my pants no piss them for yourself yeah stop relying on other people to piss your pants dude getting

Sick I’m not going to piss your where are you why are you so far Away notice how I don’t remember the lyrics to the Song in the end it Doesn’t I’m hoping I can still slather in a minute I need it where is the new community mine going cuz I need to use it I don’t know yet you’re I you designated as city planner plan the city use proper English use up what I said what I said

[ __ ] and I took offense good CU I’m trying to be offensive you heard of twitch B him I’m on YouTube not on Twitch damn it and because you got it wrong they can’t ban me Now since I got it wrong once never can they ban you oh I already had an iron plate oh I have probably one of those well I don’t need it now I already have several hundred thousand million Jesus Christ you want to share no okay there’s one thing I know about

Free beats he doesn’t share he steals because well see here’s here’s the thing I don’t share but I’m not going to stop you from stealing all right well I’m going to I’m just going to go find a I’m just going to I’m just going to go find a

Hole cuz I need I need materials from the ground I’ll tell you when I can be talking to right now is not time I’ll tell you when I can be talking to and who told me how to speak correct English I didn’t even Sayre English then I’ve returned that’s offensive to all cats

Everywhere burger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger I hate it but it’s funny yeah I don’t hear you laughing there’s a thing called a silent laugh that I do all the time sounds like fake news I don’t understand we have no one to blame but yourself for that soundboard you asked me to make

It did he really yes that makes it so much worse for him I am actually mad but not at that I’m mad that I can’t actually slather right now I don’t I don’t know what you mean I was going to make some sandwiches uh-huh meaning I was a slather some

Peanut butter and jelly on some bread but both my things of bread are moldy peanut why does this [ __ ] mod want me to make so many things with Clay it’s the clay mod you clay he clay he she we clay uh Wow way did not be inclusive to

The they them clay the it clay the the [ __ ] is a your guest uh that’s the Twilight Forest well I’ve given up on eating the last time I gave up on eating was a bad night yeah well this is a bad night now so sounds like we’re having a similar

Experience and by bad night I mean you know what happened that night do I yes I don’t recall wow one of my greatest moments ever and you forgot it I only keep track of your worst moments thank you I mean this could also be considered my worst

Moment okay I know what you’re talking about now all depends on who you’re asking I now I know what you’re talking about now that you said that but I actually don’t so oh you can buy from a Shop why did that gravel take seven years to destroy with my fist cuz you’re weak I’m going to hurt you emotionally I’ve already been I’m going to hurt you physically please I would actually like that are you instigating violence yes that’s a banable offense on YouTube well it’s only damage to me and

I’m welcoming it oh wait you wait you want to be hit yes oh okay well go for it then I thought you were trying to tell him to since he knows where I live I thought you telling him to come hurt me no I’m trying to get him to hurt me was that

Not clear no it wasn’t no it really wasn’t but I understand now well hurt me hurt me idiot like one of your defens women can I make it any [ __ ] clearer hurt me beat me like my shield beat me until I break and I’m crying oh yeah

Yes I’m going to be right back up I couldn’t stop rewatching the um Ready or Not clip while I was at work today that clip is so funny you usually [ __ ] blow head but never do you see a bitch’s head get blown [Laughter] off I couldn’t have said it better myself thank

You oh my God just moving there was a zombie and then there were two support creepers that came out of nowhere and it scared me what do sport creepers do I don’t know I feel very supported neither do I they scare me go bro no Axe Murder [ __ ] up the River Axe

Murderer Axe Murderer with a bow gun could be me be me who is speaking of at me oh yes what uh I was just messaged by house oh I should actually answer to him because that’s a legitimate question that I should answer um anything to pertain to me

Yes kind of kind of um some of the Discord some of the Discord servers are just like down obviously not this one but like some Discord are just down right now like my my private The Hangout that that’s down right now I can’t use it your hideout it’s a different server not like

My hideout in the Bandit server no I mean like the the uh can’t think I have I think I called it Hideout sorry it’s called The Hangout um is it I’ve given up on talking I can’t figure out out uh I can tell you exactly

What it is it’s just I when I deleted the bunch of dumb server that’s where all the dumbs congregate now that’s what I meant to look for the word the bunch of Dums I was going to ask if it was the bunch of Dums one yes cuz I I deleted

The the bunch of Dums server because it was oversized and unused hey I broke your gift well we it served its purpose yeah we already agreed upon um but like the hangout is down right now so like if I I don’t think I could join VC or type in chat in that

Server why why is it down I don’t know every that happens every now and again with Discord we just like servers just like stop this one’s never done that well it it’s not that common of An Occurrence I guess I should say oh yeah I thought you you meant it was

Like a common thing no no no like it I’ve seen it happen before but it doesn’t happen often um made it sound like it was something there at least two servers that I’m in that are affected by it three wow the Halo Discord server is being hit with it that’s sad four

Five five servers I’m in are down so rest in peace those servers I guess am I right or am I right you’re left thank you I am a leftist alone cuz no one’s are you we went two different ways with that joke and I don’t think either of them were

Good um are youti no why why would you think that I I am who do you think I am I I don’t know your political views I am about as not going to bring up Politics as possible because that’s how you kill a channel all right what was I making I was making

A stencil table what do I need right I need an the iron plate I need two copper plates which I’m working On at least the torch method Works underwater that is true that is the thing that works in this version I’ve given up working on the house I think for today why uh because I I I find it very hard to build when I’m with you people we’re not even over by you no

It’s just that you’re in my head think you’re having mental troubles there buddy you are my mental troubles and you know that uh yep oh there was another server of mine just went down yours that this one is mine yes ough I might delete I was thinking about deleting that one

Actually it doesn’t really need to exist I just thought it would be cool and then like I ended up never using it you just delete this one it’s like Oh uh would you like to sleep I’d like to eat but sleeping is fine too sleeping’s not an option sleeping is not an option I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m dying I’m coming I’m coming don’t worry I’m coming to you okay I should have expected That what’ you do with my bed okay I put it in the corner corner bed I get paid next week are you paid by weekly yes oh that’s gay are you paid weekly yeah ew okay I’m going to order bread so I can slather I’m only going to refer to

Making sandwiches as slathering if it has anything to do with a knife and I don’t like that I it’s it’s a weird word and I I’m not a fan of it just like [Laughter] how the Bandit server went down Discord is [Laughter] dying um all right I have a workaround I’m just going to call them and make a group uh voice [Laughter] call hey the Bandit server went down yeah I put myself in Malian cuz I I was like well you know we should have been there anyway I mean we should have been

But we’re not so cool it’s only a matter of time at this rate until malban goes down too so are are like all that [ __ ] servers going down right now oh yeah oh yeah like every just server are fine uh well the bandits Hideout is not fine because that’s why we’re here

Now damn [ __ ] guess it’s not as rare An Occurrence as you made it sound made me feel all [ __ ] secure in there I said it was a rare occurrence I didn’t say how big the outages would could her B Burger what what they outages yeah server outages I think that’s just what’s

Happening what was that so like the places where like the Discord servers servers are hosted are like those servers are down oh okay every now and then my bonsai tree just doesn’t give me any wood oh yeah no there it it doesn’t there’s a chance that it just doesn’t it’s [ __ ] woo

B oh my God oh my God don’t don’t don’t do it don’t do it with the love of God don’t do it hold on hold on do you want me to open the door so you can shoot it do you know how to close the door immediately yep could do it to it

Again it’s too far to the road I think is it closer now it’s in front of the door oh yeah oh yeah I knew that was coming I can’t say that phrase anymore you know what come here come here what are you doing come here I’m Free I got glass shards what can I do with these I can make I could use glass shards to make a glass Shard nice cool let’s get me nine of those so I can make one of those um okay I need to make I need to

Make why are these bonsai trees so [ __ ] now I hate it uh cuz it’s just a different mod I don’t care be the same okay I’m going back to ordering my slather stencil how do I make stencils Huh where do I get that from oh right I knew that um okay bagel pizza bites that does sound nice B all this dick in your mouth oh that didn’t make sense I don’t know why I said that it didn’t beg for this dick in your mouth bch now that was good

Oh nice light reaction what was I doing what was I looking for oh pizza oh oh where’s my wallet where’s my wallet oh I’ll be right back I need my wallet I’m eating pizza with creen cheese on it I’m eating nothing Where’s my hand saw right there I stole it you didn’t because I found it no I stole it back I wallet congratul Lions I was given a $15 gift card fuing get four planks that’s gay um I used up my entire morard I have a $15 gift card to [ __ ] Five

Guys that’ll get you like one thing there wait from where Five Guys Five Guys oh well I’ll get you like one thing I love Five Guys but God damn are they expensive they worth it though well hello welcome to Five Guys how absolutely scam the [ __ ] out of you

Today there’s another server that I’m in that went down oh r/ Star Wars went down Halo’s back up I have three servers that are still up right four servers that are still up right Now all the servers that I actually use are down that’s the sad part B um I need to make a new mortar pistol I like how I looked up pizza bites and all I’m seing is pizza oh pizza bites are less expensive than b a pizel pizel pizel pizza pizza pizza

Pizza okay that’s a 50 pack is only $7 get seven you’re going to eat them all at once I know I would 100 it’s only 10 why can I not build a nuclear the bomb cuz I’m right here is that $130 is $13 can you make a

Nuke that’d be cool if you could FaZe totinos pizza rolls FaZe Clan Buffalo wait oh [ __ ] oh no oh no you can actually make it Tino’s Pizza Rolls FaZe Clan Buffalo Gross dude I could be a FaZe Clan member just by eating pizza rolls hell yeah brother that’s so [ __ ] Face Clan orange chicken pizza rolls okay now you’re just getting now that’s just like too much like what the [ __ ] is wrong with people That’s the stupid SP CL doing I didn’t know they were marketing I mean didn’t didn’t don’t they didn’t they go didn’t they go like bankrupt recently no I don’t think I don’t know I thought I thought something big with FaZe Clan happened recently uhp members keep

Getting kicked out cuz you know like the same thing the same way Minecraft YouTubers get you know canceled well what’s new about that well FaceTime was supposed to be on a higher [ __ ] tier think it was pH clicks or something had some chick like super like Minecraft

Age no that wasn’t it wasn’t like a rape thing stop saying that word you monsters well the people who did the ring are the monsters you know I I can’t argue with that did the I I can’t I can’t argue with that the people who did the ring are

Bad you’re saying the word oranging is the dumbest [ __ ] thing welcome to the world of YouTube streaming Y tool Rod dude I’m so so we wanted to order some FaZe Clan [ __ ] rolls um ax and pickaxe did I order bread all right I have finished my pizza I might go grab more food can I have some me too yeah plenty of leftover Chinese food

To eat oh yeah I’ll take some of that sign me up from Shogun never heard sign me up that’s a Pittsburgh thing where you guys live what did you just call me he called you a Pittsburg I’m going to seize with anticipation no I’m just going to have a

Seizure um that’s a you thing thanks I wonder if Five Guys is open right now I need absurd amounts of gravel well I have absurds amounts of gravel can I have all of it uh sure as long as you pay me back in some way I can pay you back I just need

It ohol yeah come check my house hold my door behind you you [ __ ] animal I’m not going to be here you’re long calm down cheeseburger all chests don’t call me a cheeseburger I saw the cheeseburger in your chest what does he actually he calls Americans like hamburgers sometimes that’s like super

Racist well welcome to welcome to we should get him cancelled and he’s German too I bet he hates Jews I mean he he hates everybody yeah he does that that a true statement except for his fiance and that’s it stop okay well that’s a big crater yep ow your ass is a big

Crater thanks for noticing finally some positive it’s hard to miss it some positive ass statements oh that’s not positive like that just means you’re getting ared up the ass like a [ __ ] kazoo dude oh my [ __ ] god what I I’m done I don’t want to play anymore I everything I’ve been working

On for like the last half hour just got blown up oh I’m okay with like not playing this anymore where we want to play boys uh I’m going to not play Hey the Bandit hideouts back oh um cool I was going to ask you to drag me

Here and then I realized he couldn’t I’m so mad what did I lose I have the part Builder and the crafting station what did I I lost the stencil tape these are so expensive to make yeah I think I’m done what are we going to play boys uh

Of you to assume that I’m stti sticking around cuz I’m not oh uh because there’s food to eat and I want to go eat food and I’m tired and I want to take a take a sleep ow so uh ow good night gentlemen oh yeah I will talk to you

Later no you won’t she going to bed no no I’m not because bomb I needs you for something later [ __ ] what did I do now uh we just need to do hardcore tonight well I I need to have it ready for Tuesday’s upload so yes okay

Um I’m going to end the stream and then we’ll figure out if we want to do that now or later so I’ll be right backck all right thank you everyone for coming and hanging out uh I’m going to get out of here um so I’ll be live on Tuesday over on Twitch

For balers gate like usual um so thank you for coming and hanging out again and I’ll see you in the next one whenever that is [Applause] bye-bye