BUILDING THE BEST DIRT HOUSE IN MINECRAFT!

In Minecraft there is many things we love such as our grass our homes our pets sponges random diamonds that fall from the sky and most importantly dried kelp and buckets of puffer fish but you may think that this is the start of a wonderful love story well nah it’s just

An unspeakable video welcome back to another video my name is unspeakable and today I’m going to be showing you around at my dirt mansion yeah it’s it’s it’s why is it not a mansion it is a mansion look at it what it’s not ok it’s a little small

I know of ok fine I’ll get a real mansion ok there you go I turn it into a mansion that good enough that is that is that large enough dirt house for you guys alright well back to my other small house because this is actually my friend’s house I borrowed it just

Through anyways alright we’re back and I know it’s a little small but guys I promise you there is a lot more than what meets the eye let me give you guys a nice little tour so you walk in III don’t know how to make it door so I made

A trapdoor so that’s good enough right when you walk in it’s a it’s a little small and cozy this is my best friend big boy and then this is my my bed that’s my craft table that’s my furnace this is my dead bush yes but guys I promise it gets way

Cooler look if you grab these pieces of dirt and you put it in this chest it then transforms into a bigger house see and big boy personally he likes this house a lot more so normally I like to keep it on this house but yeah now it’s

A it’s a bigger house see that’s it’s pretty cool I think I think it’s pretty cool I personally like the the smaller house better I don’t know it just fits me but if you’re walking here this is my bedroom I have a bunch of different chests I don’t really do anything with

Them every once in a while I’ll put one Apple in them but not more than one because I think you know the chests are just there for decoration we head downstairs big boy is actually sitting on the button but if we press this button we were actually be teleported

Underground which is pretty sick and this is my secret lair now I personally think the house gets way cooler than here if you grab what’s in this chest it’s just a book and then you put it in here then you press the button and it opens up this secret fancy door that I

Don’t even know how I made and then and then if you don’t walk through it fast enough it it it it does yeah there we go just walk in and then and then close it so this is kind of like the main hall I should say

If we walk down here there’s actually a bunch of different portals we’ll get to all these portals in a second I want to show you guys most of the rest of the house if we walk in this way this is actually an elevator that goes I’ll flip

It’s a little quick I’m sorry yeah this is actually is my bedroom this is my one of three bedrooms the first one being in the dirt house the second one being in the second transform rooming teleporting house and the third one being underground right here and if you walk

Into here we have some other rooms in here just kind of a lounge sitting chill area and then this is my bathroom that’s my toilet okay I’m gonna leave now if we press this button the elevator will come back down and get us and then

We can head back up here now we can go ahead and grab this torch set it right here on this block and this is going to open up pretty much the rest of the house which I will warn ya is pretty flippin big so let’s head downstairs

Here and then we head into this room so you can see there’s a bunch of different things there’s a graphic table and there’s a furnace which is basically like different rooms and there’s also this thing which is the teleporter which teleports us to multiple different sections of the house before we hop into

The teleporter I want to show you guys everything over here so if you head over here this is the kitchen or the furnace area and you can throw ingredients now on the grill right here or on the hoppers and it will pretty much put them into all these hoppers smelt them and

Then put them in the fridge where we can dispense them and get them as cooked food later I think is pretty cool and then it’s complete oh look my Apple collection is full low behind the scenes here we’re actually behind the wall right now this thing actually smelts

Extremely fast because it uses a ton of different furnaces basically the way it works is when you put your item in those hoppers it drops it off in that minecart chest and randomly drop them sit between a bad I don’t say I don’t know about 10 different furnaces all those ten

Different furnaces are going to be smelting so they’re spreading out all the items and then they drop them back in that hopper and then go back up to the fridge so yeah that’s pretty much how the grill works it’s pretty cool if we had over here this is the crafting table area

Yeah it’s literally just a crafting table a lot of people ask me hey why didn’t you just set the crafting table there and I said well if we’re gonna be fancy we need Pistons that put the crafting table away when it’s not being used this over here is

The chest room if we press this button it’s going to open up one chest there’s a bunch of chests right here two in the chest four large chests and then over here you can press this button and it teleports you to another room with a huge chest organization system this

Organizational system is actually really cool you come back from a long day of mine and you’re doing or whatever you have and you have all these items but you’re like oh I don’t want to sort them I just want to go to bed well you can

Indeed do that um you can just put them in this input chest you can drop all your items in here and this will take all your items and sort them throughout the chest they are labeled which is pretty cool so yeah that’s that and then if we head down here there’s some more

Stuff down here this is actually more chess organization things so this is a shoulder box it’s actually a bunch of different chakra boxes I’m sure you guys know that every choker box is different so it pretty much responds in a bunch of different types of colors which is cool

So basically it’s like having 15 different chests in one block now if we head down the hall there is a minecart with a chest with a bunch of iron however if we press this button we can actually switch the chest to another minecart with a chest with different

Types of items such as gold bullets say you don’t want gold today I don’t want gold you know what I want some good old redstone dust that’s what I’m feeling but that chest is just full of a ton of different types of wars which is pretty

Sick now if we had a cross this is actually a secret room you need a combination to get in here now we have signs directing us telling us what to do but if you remove the signs obviously it’s a lot more difficult so down down

Down and that one is left up and then you grab this key pass put it in here and then press the button and it opens a chest full of diamonds and I’m going to quickly take all of those and I’m gonna run let’s go ahead and return and now we

Are back here so we’ve checked out all these rooms now we can hop in the teleporter and we can go to another section of the house now this right here is the cake room just the cake that’s it and then this right here is kind of a

Clock so it lets you know if it’s nighttime or daytime so if we do time set 0 they should all turn on because now it’s daytime now if we do time set 1800 or just time set night so all turn off well it’s half night because it’s actually sunset if we

Do 1800 which is like midnight yeah it turns the other two off because now it’s like pitch black like don’t go outside there’s creepers everywhere that’s pretty cool I like that it’s basically a clock because I mean you know there’s no windows because we’re underground now there’s three different rooms we’ll

Start with this one and we’ll just go throughout the others now this is pretty much just a world map and not really too much you can kind of see where we are right now that’s actually the house right there but we’re way over here because we’re way underground but you

Can see the map it’s pretty cool there’s bunch of lava hot tubs I would say throughout this area so there’s a little island you know nice little ocean do some swimming catch some turtles whatever you want go ahead and return and then we can go into this

One and this is pretty much a potion brewing room now I’m being completely honest I don’t know exactly how this works but if you ever want to brew potions and make some chemistry come to this place oh there is a how-to button okay well there you go and we go over to

This room this is actually going to be the armor room now this is pretty cool if you stand here let me go ahead and I’m just gonna actually clear my inventory if you press this button it instantly puts full diamond armor on you gives you a sword a bow now this bow has

I’m not sure what kind of a chance it has on it because it doesn’t say but I’m assuming it has infinity can sit oh it doesn’t have infinity nevermind do I have my arrow back please thank you and then we also have a shield as well

So that’s pretty cool and then if we head down here this is actually a armorstand display with glass around it if we press this button it takes off the glass and if you press this by and it will actually cycle through different armors such as iron armor gold armor

Diamond armor pretty much all types of armor that you can imagine that’s pretty much it for this room if we press this button we can actually go downstairs right here and this is going to take us to another set of rooms yeah it never stops I know this house is massive so

This room is probably the easiest and the smallest it is you can set your spawn point right here so if you ever die you don’t spawn wherever the heck your spawn point was before because there’s so many different beds in this map but it’s nice because you can set

Your spawn point right here so if you’re going to fight inner dragon or going into the nether and you keep dying and every time you die you have to run like 500 blocks back here if you take this torch put it right here it actually makes a in portal and

If you take this torch and wow it fell in the lava we can use this one it actually makes a nether portal so yeah that’s pretty cool and I’ll throw this torch in the lava just because over here this is your villager place so there’s villagers in here you can pretty much

Just walk into the glass and there’s a bunch of different rooms with villagers hello guys how you doing so you can trade with these dudes do whatever you need to do and you can go in this room and there’s a bunch of other ones and yeah and then you have some dispensers

Here the one diamond for four emeralds and stuff you can put the one diamond here and it will give you four emeralds and then there’s a ton of villagers for you to talk with Dan trade with and make some friends is awkward you guys are all staring with me I’m gonna leave yeah

That’s the villager place pretty cool kind of weird and then you can flick this and it actually opens up a little door where you can go into your farm now most of these farms are pretty much fully automatic you have just in here you have all these farms in this one

Area and then you can press this button and harvest them all which is pretty sick and then there’s also a door as well that allows you to push the button oh there Oh flip that was the wrong button my bad there’s a door where you can walk inside

It’s it’s just a door it doesn’t even look like a door that’s a scary thing but yeah I just ruined all my carpet so there’s also a cactus farm a sugarcane farm and a chicken farm and also a pumpkin and melon farm and if we had

Further down here there is a ton more stuff so this is apparently a creeper and skeleton so you can summon it creepers and skeletons and oh wait am i unpeaceful I am on peaceful well that’s awkward you could summon creepers and skeletons and pretty much kill them or

You can just bow them and have fun and then over here this is a room where you get XP so it pretty much just drops hundreds of bottles of XP which is just opie i what okay and you can stop it and start it whenever that believe me

There’s there’s like an infinite amount in there it doesn’t look it says there’s nothing in there but believe me there’s more than that and then this part looks a little sketchy it says just walk that’s it as walk it activates the trap doors which close it so it’s kind of weird but it’s

Also pretty cool just whatever you do don’t actually you can jump never mind I was gonna say whatever you do don’t run and jump but apparently it actually saves you so that’s pretty cool and here we have a nice little mushroom grower so if you set that right there and then

I’ll flip yep that’s what that does it’s pretty cool and then over here I believe this is a blaze farm so it’s gonna start farming blazes and they’ll fall down here this is all this stuff is old-fashioned this house was made about two years ago guys so but it was updated

For Minecraft 1.13 so it’s pretty cool but this is a blaze farm you can pretty much hit them with your sword get a bunch of blazes farm them pretty simple stuff then over here we have nether warts you can press this harvest button and it harvests all of them and then

Over here we have apparently we have cows pigs sheep and rabbits oh there’s a farm that’s all the way up there and they will just start dropping them if we go into spectator mode you can see exactly what’s going on here it’s basically just three spawners and

They’re all gonna drop and fall into the water all the other ones are pretty much the same way oh actually I was wrong these are all nether mobs so we have blazes Vindicator zombie Pigman skeletons witches oh my gosh that that’s ridiculous but the reason they aren’t spawning is simply because we’re in

Peaceful mode right now so sorry now we’re heading out of the farm that the farm is a pretty big area which is good though because there’s a lot of food in there but if we head over this way we can flick this lever and actually allows

The water stream to go down and reveal it’s literally just a disco room so you can select the disc and play it and it starts flashing crazy lights it closes the door and it literally just turns into a disco room so yeah it’s super laggy as well because it’s using a ton

Of different redstone but we’re gonna go and take that nope nope nope give me the disk give me the desk okay what and there there we go and we can go ahead and head out of here wait you thought they were that was all no no no look at

All these look at all these little ups of sand I believe something happens here I’m actually not sure how to activate it might just be this Oh No there’s behind stairs oh what the heck what the heck is this fill buckets with water empty water buckets okay that’s pretty cool and then

Over here we have and chanting room as well and it actually leads into a secret room believe it or not there’s so many little rooms in this house and in this room you have like some secret Chaz smoker box really whatever you need and then you can head

Back up here and you have this chest with a ton of lapis and a ton of books that you can use for enchants and you can also replace this anvil as well if it ever gets old or you can just stack four of them on top of each other and be

Satisfied for a while and then you can close this as well which is pretty sick and there was a missing Block C and then over here you can actually press this button and I guess it starts mining oh no it takes you to a mine okay so it

Takes you to a mine where you can mine and get some ores which is pretty sick and you can go back in here hit return start and stop so this is actually like a little cobblestone generator farm so you can press start here and basically

What you do is you start hitting it with a pickaxe before it reaches the obsidian but you pretty much just mined up cobblestone so if I start mining it there we go you can see that it’s just going to keep coming so it’s pretty much cobblestone farm where you can just sit

Still and then you can stop it and then if we head back here let’s get back to what we were doing with our secret rooms but it’s this one right here so there’s a secret room right here like I said I’m not sure how to activate it Oh step I

Found it okay you put a redstone torch on that block I just saw that block in it and it didn’t look like any of the others and then you go in here and you press this button and it sends you all the way down here wait for it to stop so

You don’t take too much damage and then you’re in this room is so it’s super weird you can press this button it actually takes you back up but we don’t want to do that we’ll go back down here and then if you go all the way down to

The end there’s some lights as well like a secret little room okay and then you step on this and it allows you to go into a theme park a literal theme park yeah just when you thought that this house could get any cooler we are now in

A theme park literally a roller coaster so I’m not sure what this is I think this is some sort of game oh it’s like kill all the mobs you can okay so there’s a bunch of a little like arcade and stuff this is like kill all the mobs

You can there’s a huge like slot machine over there there’s ice cream there’s also this massive roller coaster we literally have a theme park inside our tiny little dirt house what the flip so it’s basically like a slot machine so you flip it and oh wait do you have to

Go inside here oh this oh snap it’s like an arcade oh oh yes that’s so cool I thought the whole thing worked that’s pretty sick okay that’s awesome that is so cool here’s me I thought we’re on peaceful mode I thought we’re on peaceful mode yeah

There’s an ice cream shop is that a McDonald’s right there I think there’s actually like a nice little McDonald’s restaurant right here yep I see some french fries look at this so we got hamburgers sandwiches banking sockos fries everything you could imagine excuse me I don’t know why there’s so

Many zombies back here so I apologize I’m just gonna go into creative mode for now but if we kind of fly around there’s more games so this is bowling which is pretty sick so so we got a bowling ball right here and then I believe you just

Throw it and it will eventually Oh like it says I got a pin okay that’s pretty cool so then we got Nuggets which are coins and then you can go over here so there’s a bunch of different games now apparently these are coming soon so they

Don’t work yet and then over here is ice cream so we can pretty much like there’s tons of different types of ice cream which is pretty sick and then you can select your ice cream flavor and I don’t know if these actually do anything I don’t think they do I think they’re just

For show but it’s like a giant ice cream machine and then you have basketball over here you can grab some of your basketballs over here so you can be whoa there we go that’s so sick and over here you have slushies as well which are basically potion so you have green slushies red

Slushies and then all the for the roller coaster I’m not actually sure where to enter this thing you went to the roller coaster right here so this is the sonic something and then you go up here you press this button or actually sorry you’re supposed to get a minecart first

Let’s get a minecart put it right here hop on the minecart then press this button and it takes you on a roller coaster literally what the heck there’s a whole entire roller coaster in here and the map creator plans to make a ton more stuff as well like this is

Literally only the beginning of this redstone house there’s TNT that explodes it’s awesome and then you go up here and then you go back down what more TP exploding and then you go all the way up here but yeah you get the point and then eventually you’ll just keep going and

Then you’ll fall off and they’ll land right here and then it will pretty much come to an end right there so that is pretty sick I am not even gonna lie a whole entire rollercoaster in our dirt minecraft house what the heck like I said the map creator’s gonna make a ton

More you can see all the empty space in there so they plan to make a ton more stuff alright so now we’re back here where we started now just when you guys thought that this place was over it is not even close to being done with if you

Head down here remember the three portals that I showed you guys in the beginning there’s a ton of stuff that I got to show you guys through these portals so if you head through here this is actually going to teleport you to three other flippin rooms and then there

Is a giant swimming pool right here which is flippin crazy this is apparently a working diving board so right when you stand on it and actually gives you a jump boost which i think is pretty sick and then there’s like a waterfall kind of hot tub area and then

If we head over here this is actually a movie theater so you can take popcorn this is crazy it’s not an actual movie that plays but you just walk up it’s a huge theater it just says end on the screen which is pretty sick but there is actually a

Little bit of a movie it’s very very short it’s extremely laggy but like it’s literally just a snowman that gets abducted into a cloud like what the heck this house is insane I showed you guys the dirt house in the beginning of the video this dirt house

Has a pool 50 different rooms a movie theater a whole entire rollercoaster and we’re still just getting started ladies and gentlemen this is ridiculous if we head back over into here this is what is this oh it’s a camera it’s like a photo shoot run on great wool to make it look

Like you’re running in the movie get your friend to record it and then edit it on the green-screen as well oh that’s so sick so basically it looks like I’m running in a movie you can get someone to record it if you have another minecraft player and then you can edit

It on the green screen as if you’re like running in like an actual forest or something that is so sick and then it we head down into here into the depths of I don’t know tried to fit as much art as I can so this is pretty much the art

Room and no there is nothing behind any of these paintings I promise not even the ones all the way up there it’s it’s just an art room and then over here this is a trampoline which is pretty cool so you could pretty much just bounce away I

Think it’s pretty sick and then over here this is another room where you can get a bunch of random effects so this is basically a beacon room though you can press this and it will give you some effects you can also change the colors of the beacon wherever the beacon is I’m

Not sure I think it’s supposed to be right here but it’s not right here wherever that beacon is you can change all the colors and it’s pretty sick and you can also change what it gives you so pretty cool so that is pretty much the

Happy face part now if we head into the book portal it is going to teleport us into a bunch of different rooms as well oh my gosh this place never ends but the book portal was more serious stuff so you have a meeting room over here you

Can close and open the door for if you want to have a private meeting and then over here I believe this is a workout area yeah so you can start running and then you can just keep running it’s pretty much a treadmill which is pretty cool villager punching bag there’s a

Villager punching bag where you can practice your sword hits and all this stuff like it’s literally a gym what the heck how can you have a gym in Minecraft I don’t know but there’s also this is kind of like your book room or library but you can take this torch put it right

Here and it actually takes you right here and then you flick this lover eye thing what does it do not do anything it actually does nothing there’s nothing in this command block it’s just empty okay that’s awkward yeah that’s the meeting slash business room now we have one more

Portal to go through which is this one everything that doesn’t fall under productivity or fun is in this portal so if we go in here we have a room over here which is a fireplace room and it’s just kind of a chill sitting room and then if you go over here this is

Literally like a whole entire forest you can grow farms over here you can harvest them you have literally a whole entire forest like it’s it’s weird but it’s cool and then over here you have more farms so you can start duplicating stuff and then eventually it will end up in

This chest a bunch of different types of flowers so there’s a farm over here and then over here you can be teleported into this room which is a bunch of different stuff I believe actually wait this might be a different room than I’m thinking of peaceful up normal down so

If you turn down you place an egg in the dropper so pretty much I think this spawns like a ton of different stuff so let’s say you want to spawn a zombie horse you take the zombie horse egg you put it in here you press this button

Says it spawn up there they are there they are so there’s four of us this is pretty much an area where you can test mobs and spawn them and do pretty much whatever you want to that’s kind of interesting and then you have mob effects so you have saw unmute freeze

Poison lightning so if I take for example this lightning put it in here and then press this button it will apply a lightning effect oh why is there so many of them this thing is so cool kill all mobs this does not work it’s super weird it’s not it’s not working for some

Reason but if you guys do get it to work you pretty much put your mob effects in here and it does what the effects does so give us a mob slowness it gives the mob mutes not sure if that does it clears the effects it can give the mob

Speed it can levitate the mobs you can kill all the mobs you can give them strength you can give them poison and you can kind of see I guess how they react and test different mobs then you can head downstairs and this actually heads into what more flipping realms I’m

Sorry I’m not complaining this house is just ridiculous over here this is pretty much just a bathroom you have a cabinet toilet shower and in this room is kind of the do whatever you like room it’s literally says you can make it your own room so you can put whatever you want

Here pretty large space you can do quite a bit of stuff even some rats and stuff as well and then over here this is the elevator and then if you walk in here you can press this and you will get taken down into a lower area right here

So this is the treasure vault so let’s figure out the combination down down down down okay so I accidentally broke the mat I press the button and it started taking the elevator up but I actually broke a part of the elevator and it literally just delete itself so

You’re supposed to do something with the redstone torch so there was some signs here but I don’t know what they said but if you do that it gets rid of this wall or you can literally just break it it’s totally up to you if you walk into this area so this side you

Have down and then the other side you have down down and then it opens this and then you walk down here and then I just broke I’m sorry guys oh my gosh there’s another star in there and with special text on it you’re supposed to

Put in here after you put it in there it opens up this door I’m sorry I’m sorry accidentally broke it I’m so sorry and then you head over into here and now you’re in this room full of diamonds gold and just emeralds redstone all the golden diamonds you can imagine so

That’s ridiculous just if you guys are curious I’m gonna fly around in Spectre mode and show you guys what the house looks like underground so this is just to show you guys truly how big this house is it is like I said ridiculous that this house turns in from a dirt

House into something like this and oh it keeps going and wait for it here is the giant amusement park over here absolutely ridiculous well I bet you guys didn’t expect that a house like this little dirt house oh I’m stuck I’m stuck in the wall and my dog is dying no

I could hear him dying Oh big boy suffocated a wall this house was created by blazing one I want to thank you guys so much for watching this is probably one of the most ridiculous houses I’ve ever showcased and I’m really surprised that I never showcased it before but now

I have shown you guys probably one of the craziest dirt houses in the history of Minecraft now keep in mind that this house was made who years ago however it was updated to Minecraft 1.13 so it has some of newer 1.13 items and stuff in it but still this house and the original

Design was created two years ago by blazing one this house is ridiculous guys if you want to download it and check it out for yourself I’ll leave a link down in the description but guys I want to thank you all so much for watching this was a long but yet awesome

Video it was crazy showcasing this house I just like oh my gosh it just blows my mind how like ridiculous this house is it really does it’s it’s insane anyways guys I want to thank you all so much for watching I hope you guys have a safe and fantastic yesterday and I will

Be seeing you guys tomorrow in a brand new video so stay safe stay awesome stay unspeakable and happy [Applause]