Buying Weird Minecraft Merch Every Time I Take Damage

Gamers in today’s video every single time I take damage I have to buy the weirdest stupidest Minecraft products and the more damage I take the more expensive the item gets can I beat five Minecraft challenges before my bank goes broke watch the video to find out oh boy

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Let’s do this woo all right Gamers let’s spin that wheel craft a redstone lamp Okay right let’s mine on this tree quickly make a pickaxe like that I’m going to try my best to be very very careful because if I take any damage then I’m going to break my bank I need

To make sure I stay away from any mobs because they bam so for our first item I had purchased Minecraft party bags because these were very cheap this is 10 cents 10 cent a bag woo Minecraft Xbox 360 edition party bags this is so dumb what’s inside of the mystery bag we got

Ourselves a mini Alex got a little bit of gunpowder it’s a lot of bags now for every single time I take damage I want to at least buy two items so for our next item we have the Minecraft tattoos go this is reference scaling size oh heck yeah creeper Diamond the real deal

Is we got two arms here you know we got two arms in hand let’s see how well the tattoos for the Moment of Truth are you ready guys creeper W bam we’re all tatted up baby this is where $1 will get you if you want to get Minecraft things

Okay let’s spin the wheel again spinning kill an and Golem okay we can do this without taking any damage all we got to do is find a village and not take any damage Piggies give me your meat piggy right it would be very stupid of me to

Stay near this fire but it would also be good for the content I’m not going to have to just spend another like $10 on another stupid mic ah that was so stupid now moving on to a $4 Minecraft product Minecraft Prison Escape part one never dig straight down I haven’t played

Minecraft in a while a new game mode prison oh my gosh now we’re ready I don’t need copper and oh my gosh guys it’s a dead end what is our protagonist going to do a creeper no boom herob Bren theot B $5 Minecraft mystery Mark I

Actually have no idea what these are you can get Alex zombie creeper skeleton you can get the mystery guy from Minecraft oh my goodness let’s have a look o oh we got an Enderman well that is actually pretty cool I thought it’d be like quite cheap plastic this is like metal metal

Enderman let’s see what else we got ooh those actually pretty cool I would not expect these to be heavy but they are very heavy oh no they’re fighting you guys break it up they’re fighting this is a brutal fight oh wait the zombie got the end man what’s he do oh end oh

Zombie zie what are you doing at the moment I can afford this but items are only going to get more expensive so I need to start doing some challenges spinning spin get an Apple I can easily get an Apple all I got to do is break

Down a tree yes let’s go right let’s spin the wheel again all right let’s do this make a jukebox oh no we need diamonds sheep I need you for wool for bed oh spider oh oh skeleton oh more skeleton for $7 we got diary Diary of a farting

Creeper book twoo there were multiple books of these wimy fart in my last video I said I’d buy this so here we are Diary of a farting creeper before last week I was the biggest joke in school because instead of exploding like other creepers I fart this is not real but now

Everyone recognizes the powers of my f all of those creepers who used to bully me and call me names and School want to be my friend like my parents are a lot happy this Creeper’s farts have saved his parents marriage anyway farting creeper saved his parents marriage and

Saved his life from farting is there pictures oh there’s pictures oh look they’re so happy from the farting creeper I think that’s a fart sound effect this was truly eye opening this was genuinely lifechanging for $10 we got a Minecraft squish me we can collect the the be the cat the chicken the

Fox let’s open up the Minecraft package we got the goat me okay let’s spin the wheel spin the wheel find a village okay we can do that we just got to Adventure carefully don’t mind me sleeping sleep me me me we’re going to find a village we’re going to

Find a village play it safe play it cool it should be easy enough just to find a village all I got to do is run iron protect me I’m going to run I’m going to run I’m going to run why did I oh that is so stupid for $12 we got ourselves this

Minecraft gun that’s what it said in the description let’s open this up wao it’s still going yeah it’s so loud hold the fire hold the fire is it saying hold the fire what is that saying $12 we got the Minecraft puffer fish Lego all right Gamers it’s time for a building Montage okay here we go go have Alex die Alex die drown wao guys what are you doing I like the fact that there’s a secret chest in the back here coming in at $13 we got the Minecraft playing cards check them out back looks pretty cool The Joker Is the piggy of course

Instead of clubs spades diamonds wait we actually do wait oh I get it wait I got I get the joke spades diamonds hearts and clubs Diamond clubs and that is pretty much it with a stone background for every car oh Alex is the queen Steve

Is the king oh the jack is the creeper now the joker I’m just stupid and the end there’s an end man on you and skeleton hey pick a card any card oh oh this is hurting right let’s spin the wheel what are we going to get take nausea fact okay puffer fish we’re

Going to eat a puffer fish which means I need to get straight going to get this door and I’m going to actually breathe this time oh I’m going to take damage get in the door get out the door oh that was close Okay the main thing that we

Actually need at the moment is a shield right right let’s Shield up give me that Shield iron chest piece iron leggings yeah right okay if we can get spiders we can get string and then we can fish for puffer fish this is too stressful please string oh my gosh string I needed that

String no let’s get a fishing rod okay now let’s get nausea first time baby that was literally the first thing come on let’s go Challenge number two completed let’s go okay I’m take damage no no no no no no no no no no we got ourselves Minecraft official egg cup and toast

Cutter uh as you can see there’s egg in the in the chicken check out this puppy that’s actually pretty cool I I might use this myself all right Gamers you know exactly what we have to try out with this chicken and the shovels we got to make ourselves some toast and eggs we

Got chicken and we got this the shovels and we got bread yeah woo toaster time chicken now for the Moment of Truth these shovel to place the shovels shovels going to now oh guys I sucess shovel the toast to is hor kind of looks like a shovel

Why not took two shovel that doesn’t look too bad look at that egg is inside of the not my Minecraft shovel and it’s not really it doesn’t egg very tasty that’s haven’t got higher yet because we have Minecraft phone case this is actually custom yeah reny drag

Oh damn damn reny drag look at your check this out we’re going up in value Minecraft Guardian knf gun and this actually looks pretty cool Brute Force so the face is the shooter let’s do a little bit of a test wao oh my gosh I could literally kill someone with this

Oh Guardian fire test let’s spin the wheel what have we got R of fire resistance potion oh no I’m going to have to go to the nether okay we make a bucket yes lava pool I swear if the fire randomly puts me on fire I’m going to cry don’t mind me

Creeper can I get a fire Riz potion that is the question we got this and there’s a gas oh how am I going to survive I don’t know no I knew that was going to happen Minecraft suspicious D Pringles I’ve always wondered what suspicious Stew was

Tasted like oh what the heck that smells so bizly oh all the Pringles had gone they’ve been mailed to me suspicious stew Pringles it’s not bad I don’t know how to describe the flavor it’s got a little bit of spice to it well there you have it folks Minecraft suspicious St

Flavored Pringles we got the Minecraft mine kit oh boy I actually don’t know what this is what have we got inside here we’ve got a we’ve got an egg pickaxe break through and you might uncover a real gold figure how hard can mining a Minecraft egg be huh oh I’m

Making such a mess we got the Minecraft blanket yeah we’re going to have an egg breaking Montage Yeah they took me a hammer and a pickaxe just to get this tiny cat out and I made this mess this took about half an hour to do three times spent very well we have ourselves Minecraft rainy drag chocolate Mr Beast if you’re watching this you have some great competition

Because look at this oh let’s have a taste of Minecraft Ry drag chocolate hey that’s pretty good you know what last laps 7 out of 10 on the chocolate scale okay my B’s a little bit broken now let’s spin the wheel and SE one we have

To do for our third challenge CFT One Eye of Ender there was an Enderman right there I can do this unless they’ve gone Minecraft Solar pal it is just Steve in a box our Minecraft solar panel buddy and he moving already Steve is not working right now because there is no

Sun let’s go check out our solar buddy in the sun we’re in the sun baby no nothing well this was a disappointment spread your joy Steve oh it’s moving Steve’s going it’s doing it that’s actually pretty cool this is pretty epic for $16 we now have this really dodgy strange glowing LED color

Change alarm clock if that is not the most Minecraft image of all time wo wo it’s on wo it glows blue we got the temperature the day the month and the time yeah that actually works I thought I’d get blown up but I did we got the mega starter pack create explor survive

Boom open up come on please okay let’s get into the real part of the video we got three packs here pack opening with reny drag skeleton in the nether that’s also shiny wa we got a r silver Enderman card chest in a boat silver Minecraft Steve oh yes with another silver

Minecraft Steve head wa it’s like a holographic base can I create some images with the back of these cards these two are the only two cards that connect these are all the shinies we got ooh spin the wheel open a book in elector we can do this if I take damage

Now after just spinning the wheel right let’s get back to this portal safely I can open a book in elected and I will be free my bank B for $18 we got ourselves I don’t really know what this is rainbow sky I don’t know if it has a name the

Maker is questionable it’s like paper has just been sticked on plastic you can literally just heel off the arm and there we go debatable for $18 I don’t know if this is worth it I mean put the cape on we got a hard Cape comes with a

Sword for another $18 we have the Minecraft piggy bank let’s try with my British pound coins now the pig is full of money oh no my coins are stuck in the piggy forever bam Minecraft piggy he piggy so this is a Minecraft piggy his game accurate I’ll give it a that but

He’s a little stubby guy uh guys I need I I need to be reminded to stop jumping around so clumsily because that just cost me even more money let’s spin the wheel what are we going to get craft a piece of wool I have no string fight me

It’s night and I need spiders zombies as well guys if you seen spiders I need your friends every everyone has spotted me ah there’s so much mobs no I have this Minecraft create explore and survive kit oh my goodness it’s the box of the trading cards I

Didn’t even know what this was until I bought it no we got so many cards to open opening Montage got a h graphic tree wa look at that it is literally just a straight up shiny Axel AAL card I have so many of these trading cards now

Can I make any big pictures we did it we connected four in a row look at the size of this chunk that’s a lot of cards boom $20 Minecraft creeper desk mat boom this looks pretty cool let’s see if it works okay so we go creeper TNT boom Oh yes it

Feels good it feels very good but this is definitely worth the $20 yeah Minecraft mini surprise Christmas crackers as you know Christmas is coming up waiting for Christmas you can get little stickers keychains right let’s get ourselves a Christmas cracker I was a little snowman a that’s pretty awesome

So always confetti inside I didn’t expect that at all we got ourselves some Minecraft crayons with little Alex on them wait I have an idea for this guys look how good my drawing skills are Bloom moo Bloom let’s do the next Christmas cracker yeah oh we got the

Christmas stickers stick it to my hand pretty good sticker oh that’s a very sticky Sticker come on spin the wheel spin the wheel craft a cartography table wood and paper that is all it is easy peasy bam we need paper bam B bam boom third challenge complete bin the wheel open a

Book in aurn right we got this again let’s find the village and kill cows on the way Village please have a lecturn oh librarian lecturn book ink sack and a feather this is perfect timing I’m not going to take any damage you know we’re living life s boom it’s done yeah okay

That’s the fourth challenge too easy let’s spin the wheel get a music disc right let’s get a music disc I’m just going to go mining oh my goodness I got to be so quiet this is the perfect place to find a music disc but oh my goodness oh no I

Don’t know what to do here if I break this oh oh no oh no I need I need a music disc this is bad this is really bad stay quiet oh okay the warden’s here the warden’s here the W I repeat the warden

Is here oh my God oh my God oh my God where is this music disc okay let’s pause for a second I’m screaming where is the music disc just look right there ah if I saw this I could have saved so much money I’m so dumb oh I can’t

Believe it where is the music disc ah Minecraft Odd Socks yeah oh I can already see a creeper a that is so cute pumpkin Snow Golem anyman Panda Pig oh it’s a and a creeper they’re odd Su let’s do creeper and pig oh yeah the grippers are on display the next party I

Go to you bet I’m wearing these bad boys Fox fck pumpkin sock and then to finish the roster we got an end man sock which is pretty nice bam our next product is more Minecraft Lego let’s build this and see how it look this is the first part we got

Ourselves we have Alex diving under the water with the two axotal side by side which I think is pretty cute we got this Guardian on top and there we go and the Elder Guardian also shoots that is the underwater set done bam Minecraft Steve it’s a big steeve it’s very big Steve we

Got my TNT Mouse for comparison he’s he’s a bit he’s a chunky guy legs is Big mushy head yeah that’s Minecraft Steve excuse me sir you seem to be in my bed let’s spin the wheel again craft a firework we simply need gunpowder I just want to I I

Just got to I just got to avoid the skeleton oh this is so the Bible okay it’s not the Bible but for $25 I bought the legend of Dave the Villager look at this who is Dave the Villager you might be asking well the adventure begins bum Bam Bam Dave awoke

With a start someone was punching a hole in his bedroom wall he rubbed his sleep from his eyes and most of the room was gone Steve has blessed us Dave’s mother Hero Run 427 pages of The Adventures of Dave the Villager we also got Dave stood

Up and Drew his sword who are you he demanded the Villager stepped forward into the light his face was scared and he had an ey patch on but Dave knew that face I’m you from the future bam and it was $25 well spent I freaking love Dave the Villager

You know what I’m reading tonight Gamers and it’s going to be the legend of Dave the Villager okay we’re on to more pricey things 100 piece Minecraft goodie bag I couldn’t tell you even if I knew what this was oh my goodness we got Minecraft keychains this is my favorite

Minecraft character we got the gun so we have a whole bunch of keyrings wristbands okay that’s pretty cool we got like a spider wristband you know you put this TNT band now we’re talking yeah we also got Minecraft badges but I don’t really know if this is Minecraft like

I’ve played a lot of Minecraft and I don’t remember this mob the pickaxe badge I don’t remember this mob very well little piggy Minecraft bands pins and we also got these oh they’re party bags oh that’s so cool Boom the stickers in or you can you can put a badge in for

Someone that’s a lot let’s check out the stickers oh they have techno blade I love Minecraft Mondays by Keem Minecraft that’s that’s not a I’m a miner yeah $32 for all of this stuff for $35 I have picked up myself this very cool Minecraft Sign it is pretty much

What it is it’s it’s a plastic Minecraft sign which is pretty cool if you want to have something like this on your shelf it’ll sit there and look very pretty W bam this is the official Minecraft weter album viewer voice recorder hello everybody my name is Mark Player oh baby

Now let’s listen to this bad boy back hello everybody my I mean he’s doing his best yeah okay I just recorded a really awesome sound how loud can I break this okay that was loud right this is my scream on the speaker there’s a there’s a calculator this is actually pretty

Sick we got games I’m totally washing hands right now on the Minecraft watch it’s playing the end Man sound effect I don’t know if I like that well I mean I can take photos at things guys you like the photo I took of me yeah this is my awesome video it is

My awesome video video it looks like it was recorded in 2008 that is it that is the watch this it has a little Redstone down here we can pull Turnin on and off Boop it’s not actually plugged in so you’re not actually going to see any action today

But it’s a full Minecraft lamp this is my mouse to compare I mean it looks pretty cool it lights up Redstone as well when it’s actually on me do not take any more damage please I hope this is the final item but now I have a

Redstone lamp don’t my me sir just going to spin the wheel right in front of you make a full set of iron tools okay just don’t take damage while I run to my house Iron Golem please protect me okay for this we’re going to need 11 iron

Which means we’re we’re going to build a cobblestone roof so no one can come in iron axe iron pickaxe and an iron sword we’ve done it thank you so much for watching and I’ll see you guys in the next video bye smash sou smash soup smash