Okay. First question: Can I eat you? -[Cake]: No, Tom! You can’t eat me! -What if I gave you a hat? [Cake] If you eat me, I will die! Second question: Why are you a cake?! [cake] I…insulted a wizard. -They do have funny hats. -That’s what I said! So…we gonna help me? -Yeah. Now how do I… -PUT ME DOWN!! Sorry! Sorry – accident. I didn’t… you look really good. Wait! Maybe science has the answer? If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic Is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in… …Stomach Acids. Oh, my goodness, Ben… GET IN MY MOUTH. Stop trying to eat me! -Hey. That’s a cake. Can I have a slice? -Fine… [Cake] KATHRYN, DON’T! IT’S ME! -Oh. Ben’s a cake! -Yep. Did you insult a wizard again? Ye-e-es… -And he won’t let me eat him! -What?! Did you offer him a hat? -Yes! -Weird… Guys! I really want to stop being a cake! Hey. What if the Wizard sent you on a spirit quest? Mmm! Maybe you need to learn a life lesson? -Okay, like what? -Well, you’re not very generous. Yeah! You know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE. -The cake IS your friend! -You’re a liar! Hold on! I’ve got it! Perfect! Yeah, you just put googly eyes on me. Well you look more like you used to. Oh, Ben! You’re back! No! Still a cake! [Cake]: Anymore bright ideas? Now I’m on fire! And still a cake… Okay, okay. I’ve got this. -Now I just have a hat on! You look good, though! -I feel good! -Good enough to eat? NO!!! Look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a human?! [Both] No… Is that what we were doing? Great. I’ll just keep on being a cake… Yes! It is me! [cough] damn it…] Yes! It is me! The Wizard who turned your friend into a cake! And if you EVER want to see him again… you must answer me these riddles three! Number On– …shit it. I’m back! Oh, hey Ben! Hey, man! (Where did the cake go?) How did you know that punching a Wizard would bring me back? What? No! I just really hate wizards! He did have a funny hat… Yeah, that’s what I said! Ha! High five! Eurgh… WHERE’S MY ARM!? I had, like, one slice! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH [Ben] Tom? Where’s my penis? -Okay, I had, like, two slices! -[Ben] YOU [censored] There’s a dick in me… Video Information
This video, titled ‘Cake’, was uploaded by TomSka on 2013-06-14 18:51:10. It has garnered 14186300 views and 324034 likes. The duration of the video is 00:02:38 or 158 seconds.
Tom tries to help his delicious friend.
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (http://youtube.com/TomSka) Featuring Benjamin Cook (http://youtube.com/ninebrassmonkeys) and Chris ‘Crabstickz’ Kendall (http://youtube.com/crabstickz)
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien (http://twitter.com/ciaranobrien) Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (http://youtube.com/lildeucedeuce) Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (http://danpugsley.co.uk) Visual Effects by Andrew McMurry (http://youtube.com/andrewmfilms) Edited by Jack Howard (http://youtube.com/jackhoward) Makeup and Costume by (http://youtube.com/mandy) Based off an idea by Jennifer Bingham (http://youtube.com/jenny)
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