Call Me Kevin – This Minecraft mod makes the stone age 99.92% harder

Hey there friends we’re going to be doing minecraft today but we’re going to be starting from the stone age it turns out that minecraft isn’t all that realistic the overall goal will be to make a crafting bench which in this mode is extremely difficult we’re going to be

Timing how long it takes me to get through the bloody stone age look at all these mobs are they friendly oh no no no no they’re not friendly actually they’re all grouping up in me now well i was slain by a rock okay i need a primitive

Workbench so i’m gonna look for some gravel i have found some gravel why did i get a stick from gravel oh no this is gonna be awful isn’t it okay what do we got here flint crafting table craft that bad boy i mean the bench is a

Bad boy right not me because well i i hurt my hand punching a tree and that speaks for itself how do i use this thing ah i need a flint knife so i smack that why man being a caveman is hard look a booger yes i know tool tip it doesn’t

Work look there you go all right i’ll forgot sake well i guess i’ll take my anger out on you it’s just panicking i see more deer um i’m embracing the caveman life quite a lot ooh i see a pretty balcony but i also see a pretty deer come here to me

Oh dear you’re dead oh my god there’s a full field of them here but i’m not as scared of you i’m scared of the dark so i’ll be with you in the morning oh light and pumpkins no stay away my pumpkins back ah my knife broke hold on can i cook

Meat like this or is that a stupid question it was a stupid question but i’m a caveman that’s how i learn by trying and failing repeatedly it’s a beautiful morning i think i’ll kill some deer today it just starts running the hell is that thing oh my god get off me something’s

Fighting back he might be like 10 of my size but he’s terrifying wait no is he gone i think he’s coming oh no he’s still here okay is that is that an axe head well an axe head i’m doing stuff oh that’s not how you make the tool okay

And is that a sword head then yes look i’m doing stuff i’m like a child calling for his parents mom mom look i’m standing on the chair mom mom mom i don’t suppose i can just use the axe head and hit the tree with it right no

That he doesn’t look like he’s using that right even as a caveman i can tell you that so i was feeling a bit too stupid even stupider than a caveman so i got a mod called just enough items which the author actually recommended and now i can see the actual recipe so this

Helps a lot i’ve got my bonax head i need a grass lead and a stick without any dried grass and for that i need grass and put it on a drying rack i’m on it i really wish i had something to eat though oh my god what the hell was wrong with

That thing oh my god you are ugly i let you live you remind me of me yes that’s what i needed ooga booga man have big brain okay how man pick up grass can i cut it with my knife damn it i thought that was smart oh good

Booger man have small brain i was confused how to get grass but you can get bone shears i was like how do i get to the stone age if i need to be in the iron age first i just need any bone like that okay that’s easy ta-da

Aha there we go loads of grass i can only put that much on at a time oh jesus and now i can put that there that there yes now we’re talking i’m gonna cut down some trees yes man discover deforestation wait i found bones in the ground it’s a bony ground everyone

Fantastic or maybe it was the last fella who tombed himself in here until night was gone uh oh not what i wanted to wake up to to be honest with you oh great now he’s seen me jesus i can see why they don’t evolve in future they’re the perfect weapon

Already oh you’ve got to be kidding you know what blow up where your friend did every time you come at me we’re just gonna expand or tunnel to australia so much for my drying rack all right i’m armed and dangerous well i’m armed anyway okay now i’m literally a caveman

Because i’m living in this little hole okay now i feel unstoppable i even have a bone pickaxe i’ve made the advancement stone age wait i’m only in the stone age now okay i need a campfire and for that i need a torch and for a torch i need

Stick and fat well let’s stick the stick up there and we’ll fat the fat there and then we have an unlit torch can’t believe it’s not late this game doesn’t make it easy does it okay i know probably too valuable of a resource to be wasting but i made a lovely little

Wood knot it doesn’t really make sense the materials i’m using given that i haven’t even discovered fire but i mean that’s the thing i haven’t discovered it i don’t know how to make it how did humans discover fire early humans discovered fire by rubbing two flint stones against each other they survived

On food that was haunted and gathered oh maybe i should try that oh yes eating the food that’s how i stop starving there we go haha yes i i made fire my dual wielding sticks a kimbo yes i have a torch yes oh it’s gone just like that oh that’s

Sad okay and i think to make planks i need to chop this or something i’m not actually sure you’re probably understanding by now that that is a central theme of this episode stay away oh no wait they can get in here oh god hold on i’m discovering fire i left my

Crafting bench outside one pair of pants later i think it’s day i don’t know the day is so awful it’s hard to tell now that the weather had cleared up i decided it was good time to go out and head for some coal because otherwise i

Was going to die okay is that thing an angry thing because it’s baby attacked me earlier ugly baby by the way oh god that pissed it off no no no no all these woolly mammoths over there there’s something else behind me what is wrong with these things dude

The only solace i can take is you’re probably extinct wait what is this there was an abandoned little camp just up the hill i could have taken oh my god this is so much nicer than my place i am embarrassed to live where i live now oh

Look at this and i don’t just mean this i mean like i own a box that is awesome that’s what i was working on a stone axe jesus christ it’s the mother lode ignoring the golden apple completely i assume i can take these please don’t break thank goodness that would have

Actually ruined my day i’m being very careful what i’m breaking oh and there’s the coal i need everything i needed was just in this little stone area it’s as if the key to the stone age was well stoned well now that i have that dry grass bed i will have some very

Stoned dreams and another bone they’re so helpful like back in my day i used to live off bones i’d be collecting bones making tools from bones boning we used to call it surprisingly that’s not a lie let’s go together you know i was quite scared of all those

Animals because well i attacked them and they attacked back but now that we have this neutrality going on i i like this area i just hate those stupid birds no not you you’re okay sorry man make fire yes i’m worried i’m actually starting to sound like a caveman yes this is awesome

I have a little campfire yes i’m cooking food i’m not gonna starve excellent god is angry but i am happy okay he’s really angry oh wait what am i doing waiting around i have a bed now don’t actually know what these are for but i’m just gonna leave them there

They’re my winnings from the raid there we go my crafting bench is on a pumpkin i just made pumpkins furniture ow i burned myself yeah sorry i’m changing the path of evolution here and with me being the caveman it can’t be good i’m burning myself and making pumpkin

Furniture okay what the hell was that there he goes an enderman this is where myths and folklore come from look everyone i’m evolving i blocked my head so i can’t stand on the fire anymore although i might die from carbon monoxide hey um do you make eggs hey

Buddy you got any eggs like not in a weird way i just i want to make food from from your eggs okay okay i i don’t want to mess with you guys whatever the hell you are oh sugarcane what the hell is this some sort of trine or something i’m gonna destroy it

Oh well that kind of ruins what i’m trying to do here let’s pretend i didn’t see this gold stuff i mean i guess i wouldn’t really understand what it is would i okay will this actually fill my hunger or just my health it did both okay that works i think i’m gonna have

To go kill some things i need meat so that will help me oh no oh dude he’s coming right for me is he i don’t know i’m not going that way i like fighting the deer you know that seems like more of an even match for me and by that i

Mean they don’t fight back they just run away oh wait what the hell are you why are you attacking me back no oh i hope you don’t have backup i really hope you don’t have backup i didn’t even get any food from the thing ah maybe i can get

Them with seeds instead i can do peaceful breeding get in the dirt box yeah there you go wait no there’s a little hole don’t don’t go out no no don’t you’re ruining my plan get in the dirt but oh no oh god he set himself on

Fire he reminds me of me okay there you go you’re in yes okay a little thing okay i’ve made a hole yes that’s a good step um they’re going on hunger strike they’re they’re not eating anymore so i i don’t really know what to do i think

It’s time we try and make a furnace so i can get some stone wait that doesn’t oh god damn it i thought that would pick up the uh okay how did i make fire again this is so complicated okay so i i get that i have kimbo sticks right click and then i

Get an unlit torch is it yep and then i i light that off the fire and then i put that in here it is so confusing yes a furnace awesome it’s time for you to die my friends oh god maybe it’s time for me to die jesus christ what’s wrong with

You on the main character you’re supposed to die to me ah jesus ah hell all right i’ll deal with you in the morning all right when i have my my big boy energy after my big sleep nap time all right you ready to go all right good he’s forgotten

Yes haha you’ve been defeated so you can actually evolve the animals by making their children breed instead of you know the children with the parents you know it gets a little bit weird at the early stages of evolution but i want to try and do that so that’s why i killed all

The parents also me hungry all right let’s cook that foul meat well at least it’s not foul meat come on come on come on i can’t wait to be full i haven’t been full since we started yes i am becoming a successful human boom look at that i made fire without

Even complaining and trust me it was difficult to do so oh this is so confusing okay so i need a stone pickaxe head which is just this okay so that’s made then i need a leather strap which is made from leather which is made from rawhide put on the tanning rack hitting

It with a flint knife there we go and there we go boom boom and boom boom and that’s just to get a stone pickaxe so i can go get some iron to make an iron bear and that’s because i need a stone cutter to make smooth stone

Slabs out of smooth stone and a stone cutter needs iron it’s such a roundabout ugabuka oh no another cave man well a skeleton oh no a bird thingy someone help me i’m lost and confused i just want iron okay it wasn’t easy but i have found some iron boom then put that down

There smack it with an axe and it’s it’s the same thing hold on what if i hit it with the other one oh yeah oh no i destroyed it okay ah of course it’s more complicated because i need a hammer to hit it of course i’m taking my anger out on you

Come here die die oh no oh no oh no dude back off i don’t know what the hell you wear but please stop this oh oh you were weak i just got much more confident yeah big hammer it makes me feel like a big strong man yeah yeah awesome

So then can i get planks by putting them up here and smacking those with an axe oh that is how you get them that is actually really satisfying i like that and then i can hit them again to get slabs okay i’ve got pretty much everything i need i am just missing

Bread and wool which is just a matter of time but hey i’m making iron bears for god’s sake i think i’ve surpassed the stone age and not a bad time i might add you know it took humans a longer time to come out of the stone age than it took

Me thank you so much for watching check out some more of my other stuff and i will see you next time bye for now