CallMeCarsonLIVE – I’m having a bad time on this minecraft server…

All right you see this guy right here we have a hit on him so I’m gonna have to go come out I’m not even like prepared to go after him but I want to Travis went afk in a boat and got Trident in today Travis do you guys know where he

Is I don’t like not knowing where Travis is I like it a lot he is a devious little [ __ ] some of you guys are like how do you find all these villages Travis oh we should get grazer on the server let me go medium crazy actually dumb I will [ __ ] leave

Yes perfect rate get him on oh I was turning on my vacuum special place in hell for Travis you don’t understand it’s just the mob lag really we’re still alive by you guys I can still hear him talk it’s crazy I’m living here Carson yeah when it’s Steve in there saying I

Have a hit on you tros they said watch out for Carson I don’t even have a hit on you no I’m fine I’m fine yes the first L yes yeah I panicked so much dude I’ve been tracking you for like 15 plus minutes dude I did dude I was panicking

I was like I’ve got so many utensils how is that like one and a half it was the stupidest fight because combat right now is so stupid the adrenaline that’s coursing through his veins dude so much adrenaline for my little minecraft fight don’t you smell the hit I’ve never had

It I never had a hit on you Josh don’t believe it it’s cursing dude I don’t have it on you I’m working on a farm right now Cooper might have gotten a hit on you dude Cooper has 90 viewers Travis Cove got a hit on you – I’m making a

Farm right now I’m sure you are after me [Laughter] – my house yeah your house because I want have like like a birthday bash at my house that’d be really cool everyone’s going to Carson’s house let’s not go to my house guys make it a farm

Sorry someone’s at my house super I know that you have a hit on me and I’m not going to better refund that donation your big [ __ ] you were a [ __ ] you literally have the biggest flapping guys this is your chance guys guys I log in

And the first thing I see is a column the exact cobblestone penis I knew he was placing earlier is the one that’s directly in my via all right look – thank you Joe go look to the web and then up this is so feverishly cool well it’s just it’s a

Super gay penis – you can tell by the rainbows on it the banging noise what banging noise what are you talking about spider check we’re good guys we’re good yeah yummy YUM come on you’ve got to be absolutely yes evidence-based [ __ ] milk bro I got it

Bad my power drill it’s time to purge I’m mining what for just curious did you get it on me no that’s like you know what you’re joking not right now no right now not right now no yes I hit on me no dude no dude no

Dude stop how much do you get paid for that do you just get paid for it and just come straight to my house what I’m so furious you took everything dude it’s all gone no one snitched dude I was having wholesome moments with my chair

How many diamonds do I have – how many diamonds do I have to give you Travis – give me that back stop just staring in my nubile body and speak to me how much is that how we do that it’s so touchy fake axe that’s all I need

Oh or how much how much for my entire inventory back make an offer 16 diamonds I don’t okay how about 16 diamonds just for a soft touch you fool I fed them Chad I’m sorry I needed it back I was racing to come over try and kill you before you put your

Diamonds in your chest oh really yeah that’s infuriating I just for you dude I’m quad I don’t like your flame bow please stop Travis how’d you guys fortunate don’t have the materials chat to the guy that donated 60 I’m sorry it’s me I can live up to what you wanted

From me I have to blame my chat because they snitched and also I have to blame your stupid base because it doesn’t function correctly it wasn’t great it was painful I just got ambushed by Travis I’m so furious I got a I’ve been like just playing the game and now I

Have to like think about my actions and prepare for attacks did you do it no what did it cost everything in $60 I need experience points Travis chat calls you Eggman Travis was your chat call me Eggman you have your hit solicit on a wall Travis know what someone is gonna

Kill me with oh it’s everywhere oh it’s that’s my Josh impression yeah Josh he was asleep in he heard a ruckus well at least you’ll have something to eat Josh she burned it I got some teenage angst sometimes Travis you know Cooper here [Laughter] I’m just trying to make a mom grinder I

Was just trying to see if it would work he’s having fun too he’s playing with this prey they gotta go I lost you honestly yes I’m so good leave me alone 30 minutes of working a minimum-wage job to murder you and Mike Pearson yeah face your face no you’re getting in the

Portal I’m so you sneaky bastard I sighs I could fall down there I gave him my best shot dude you gotta admit that was crafty especially the part where you turn to put your sword at me and then once and yeah I have 15 targets on my

Back at all times let’s just gather levels I know I must gather levels die what did I do dude definitely the most deaths now Travis what you [ __ ] glassier do you did you die do it what do you think just killed me you have an awful time on this server I was your

Head yes that was your prank today is so upsetting it made such an entertaining server it’s infuriating I’m just trying to play Minecraft man everyone on the server is a target for me I thought you’re killing yourself on purpose but it was me so I’m gonna pay you a visit

Wanna give something to you you left us at my base yeah no problem like your this is your protection I just really want to see what happens come on can I can I even get out they all sat back down I can make a video that’s just

Called I’m having the worst time on this minecraft server you like carson’s laugh animation do you you screamed right as a skeleton shot me and my heart sank oh my you’ve got to be kidding me right now right now of all times he’s just playing and he gets hits

Constantly constant hits play for two seconds and I get I get mobbed hey Travis yeah why I’m just chilling dude I literally you just get hits on me constantly so it in Travis’s chat donate to literally anyone else I don’t understand why why am I being targeted

Go do something else but they’re like he’ll Carson now I don’t understand wait would you do down there did you just enter Pro through last night I said these this guy up no I got stuck almost died oh really you broke my portal you just broke the portal entirely shut

Up Jimmy he almost got stalked by it but he was like I better go through and he broke the entire thing which you’re not supposed to do okay you just broke my portal entirely what are you doing can I have my stuff back can I fix my portal

Now I don’t think that should be allowed that you’re just allowed to kill me while I’m trying to fix the portal that you broke kill Carson again [ __ ] your viewers dude go kill Jimmy’s nice as you try to go kill me yes you didn’t even break them there’s nothing I can do I’m

Just trying to fix my portal that you broke you weren’t supposed to break the portal you’re not about to do that you how are you drowning I was stuck right here and so I went back in and I put water so I wouldn’t burn you broke

My portal is what you did don’t go through the portal that has lava in it unless you have a way out Travis are you done for now if another hit on the what [Laughter] you’ve gone $60 just for clicking on me a couple times we were like well this

Will be funny make your price iron there needs to be a cool-down there has to be a cool-down unlike unlike hits you can place on one person cuz this is ridiculous don’t babyrage me you know this is unfair what you want me to just take it in my

Ass you want me to bend over and take it in my ass like a little [ __ ] Travis leave my land you’re just waiting you’re just waiting here for people to donate you more money to kill me you got another hit ya know it’s really awesome getting five hits place on me

All at once I got one on you you’re a paranoid little baby who me yeah I’m paranoid I’m not paranoid Travis just killed me five times that’s not paranoid that’s dealing with the consequences of the rules that we have in place you’re paranoid that’s about what paranoid means stop

Baby raging being shed let’s not play with semantics come on there has to be a cool-down donate a hundred bucks to kill Travis I can’t even kill Travis right now I don’t have the materials that’s the worst part I can’t get XP to get better tools or anything because I just get killed

Before I get a little xxx I can’t do anything dude I could go to the skeleton grinder right now and someone would donate like $5 to like [ __ ] Wiest right now and he would come over kill me while I’m in the skeleton grinder and I

Wouldn’t be able to keep my XP I thought today was gonna be different because I had that lava trap and then Travis was just like if I just go through the lava trap by breaking the portal Oh Travis there’s multiple people after me I I’m sorry I’m just I’m just taking like five

Months in the area because I needed a cactus and then people are like mmm there’s two people after you hey Josh it’s a shame give your best shot Josh i Straight-up ban that guy for my Chinese [Laughter] okay just create an end apart at the bottom for people to fall into that’s a thought process there isn’t it let’s say the oh look at them Josh what is your what are you trying to do I don’t know man Josh come on I’m

Gonna Looney Toons your little boy [ __ ] looting free he brought a ludic three sword to to me just now you fool I tried the anvil chat I just really tried I was in the middle of that fight and I was like I’ve already won so it

Was a close Josh you ran after two hits what’s going on Josh got three hits on me and he failed all of them did you know notch has a dead brother there once was a boy it was just an average school boy he did decent all his classes

Nothing extraordinaire I like the war one day so something happened when he bought a first game of majora mask the game of the game was cursed in the file they said die Brian after that he went in a coma stuck in a slumbered the hospitals did all they could off the boy

Wow you put a lot of time into this ran all kinds of experiments what is that dude no bro was this is this some kind of like bit the boy was not longer the the same boy we once knew and loved Brian had changed Brian has changed