CallMeCarsonLIVE – The strangest crossover in Minecraft history

Don’t fall in the baptism hole I’m gonna have everyone quiet down and then get into groups everyone’s okay I just saw the signs here so I don’t the cartoon network executives for attending um very cool the middle class sigh are you sponge flesh eat the whole please keep

Gold away from me as a Tommy I’m very fine it’s fine last for so long broom you’re probably gonna die today just need to admit it so anyways we’ve all come here Joko just sit down somewhere alright we’ve all come here today yes I did all right do i defin yes

No no defin we’ve all come here today to build spawn city I want spawn city to be a just like chaotic neutral place that’s a beacon of what the server’s about right I want it to be really well put together I want I wanted to just be no no don’t put dicks

No we don’t we don’t want penises for me this is the place where the penises should not be if you’re gonna build penises anywhere you’re already building them at my plot so just continue to do that I’m gonna split you all into separate teams we’re going to

Make a really nice spawn where everyone has a plot of land that they can build on I’m going to make all drive the king of paths okay so all Drive unmute yeah what’s up game you’re gonna be in charge of paths all around the city just make

Like a rough draft of wow oh [ __ ] yeah I get to build the roads does anyone want to volunteer to be with all try for the paths me Wow I’ll try I’m sorry for you wait wait someone has my iron helmet oh my god alright can I take somebody else that’s

Not him and I’m gonna put Cooper in charge of this team for now this is gonna be the torch team you’re gonna make spawn a haven of no mobs okay I know it sounds really boring but it’s quick and you’ll get done fast does anyone want to be on the on the lighting

Up spawn team do it I want to do it go stand in this corner why are you Shane Dawson I build an ostrich no you can’t build on monsters junkie I’m gonna put you on the team of go get stuff because you have nothing you exactly I have zero all right just

Just go play the game Josh joke oh um we see you guys are gonna be on Josh’s townhall team alright I won’t cry on you I’ll cry next to you cool hmm Nick I’m gonna put you on don’t disturb anyone team how about that you guys are on cleanup squad I need you

Guys to go around spawn and just like make sure that everything’s clean okay alright so can you help I have an infant station in my voice channel person yeah I just wanted to say if you sneeze during this video bless you I was at seven years ago we was playing

The aether mod yes how is the path team doing because I’ve seen Nick die twice Nick is not on the path team anymore okay we were saying that the torch squad is more is stronger than the US Marines because we keep everyone safe one of the known assignment things duh remove your

Gloves penis ah that’s a tough one I can do that though okay I hate it why cast a shadow upon old squad also grace period is not up so you could get a hit place on you at any time as kadosh literally just building a [ __ ] mind

He’s is it a VCO Josh he’s on townhall team yeah he’s really you’re mine I’m gonna go have a word joke oh you’re on tell all team why are you making a money thing what is with why is it right here because this is where the mine is oh oh

You have a hit on you that’s rough do I go oh I want you on my team what is the team I’m so sorry oh that sounds lame only you’re not placing torches loser I’m watching a fight Oh way where I want to see oh okay yes

The server’s lugging I just got off set on with my friend right now though how long are you guys gonna be building the thing for uh Wow you know all those back by the way I don’t want it very cool [ __ ] cuz like I know you have a hit on

Me I do you [ __ ] wipe my ass I don’t know help me find the gold Kherson I need to tell him something someone give me money to tell him something just gonna tell him something no cried why did he cry yeah he said this isn’t fun

And now he’s stuffing and I think he left the server baby dude oh no but we got sneak to replace it can we can we who’s up here clearing my penis I’ve no idea couldn’t tell you probably someone from the polish squad I’m gonna troll them

Okay good Greg just straight up made fun of me for playing Minecraft who’s Greg exact ah it’s Greg like fourth [ __ ] grade one and he comes in he’s like playing Minecraft in 2019 it’s like [ __ ] people having fun why is the on your stream know it once Carson on no

And they’re like you’re use once Carson going like – no I heard asking his friends is useful you know Carson’s gonna make a new video soon this is gonna be like the base alright this isn’t the actual Town Hall right here’s the base this is gonna be a more than

One night thing isn’t it and most likely okay how many hearts are you on Carson surprisingly versus Nick would seem doshas one even teabag dude he’s ill teabagging like door for gumball can I get him to say voice act and I need to someone to say hey guys Hank venom bang

I will illuminate the middle class in the gumball voice when I think of something I’m firm to say okay him if needed I think he’ll do it for free can you estimate how much glowstone remind you and they’re always in high places right so I’m just the perfect man for

The job they’re like a way to go over the lava and get the glowstone sorry I know 4head bro moment you got it I’m glad you know the lingo of the circus yeah yeah yeah I got it 4head oh we could go talk to them if you would okay

Poke wants something from you god I hope it’s not deaf or had a bra moment in gum balls boys beauty ROI forehead bra moment very good all right so Nana made that – thank you yep you got a bunch of material you explain how the [ __ ] you

Managed to get the voice of gumball on the server no man no no I can tell you things just happened now wonder who will be the next victim the voice of blackjack is next we’ll get in this a lull we’re getting into seen this Tobuscus song which that’s a lot

Actually there’s a lot of Tobuscus songs I can play the Tobuscus songs in the piano yeah mr. really just tickles me his gum ball in the chat right now like this this voice Chad no one does place to hit on none for me they want me to kill him

Then just do a really shitty dumb ball impression on a contract he breached by doing that or can you just do whatever I think I think they need him dude I need him [ __ ] needs more than Cartoon Network those yeah they all sing mean things for

Me for when I need them in videos don’t [ __ ] it let him have the power Carson please kick control of junkie does maybe I tell him to say use code see scoop and jump all boys do I is there gay gay as hell do don’t talk alright folks that

That’s gay but poke is also poke so I need a second opinion I play fortnight way this to find that funny you know you want to make his weapon that all right I mean that way to get that all you I need to get that clip I mean how you

Should have 20 perspectives on it need your the VC my viewers Spike Carson is that Carson Carson is that Carson is that Carson I can’t wait to get asked I can’t believe all people I do that’s great what a classic gamer moment that is a pretty classic game room I’m not

Gonna lie help me with you job now I have been helping you [ __ ] [ __ ] he’s pissed did he just die the junkie oh this is spawn 3d yeah can we get a spawn tree and chat why is Josh’s scale when he builds so massive no the tree is pretty massive

Skill too big no no no look at how big the town center is do with all this space cause he likes building big I can’t we have a president for this server Josh would immediately run and beat Josh versus Mason honestly and that’d be [ __ ] a pile of [ __ ] personal so fast

That’d be awful apparently someone when the gumball stream and he was saying beam Yoda no we’re not doing that doing what whatever they’re talking about in your chat what nothing I’m right if you can’t see it then don’t worry about it I’m scared now now I’m breaking grass

Been played before what is this what are you doing it’s gone no it’s not here dude oh my god take forever cuz Josh’s building technique is Omega slow was this building technique it takes at least five seconds to place one block it’s okay I can’t watch josh’s stream anymore it’s taking so long

No you’re doing it too fast my eyes shall they burn who who used to call this glowstone here yes yes yes yes this will be excellent this way everything needs sound good good this river needs some good good I said it frost mmm River time dumbass stop Jesus Christ I want to go

See Josh build go do it I’m gonna observe observe me question hey Carson Hey learned recently what do you want we’re just like after you left I had a viewer spike I swear to god someone can really did you’re up to something I’m so scared they’re laughing at your slowness

Of building that’s literally almost done okay I love you too okay remember check I get up every 30 minutes while working to be healthier Carson chat says your persona is a cat okay Carson you look skinnier Sherri okay want to play tic-tac-toe BAM no no no BAM Oh

Ma’am ma’am oh you lost oh yeah your strategy won’t work this time new but you lost again you lost you lost welcome to church thank you for attending um very cool I will eliminate the middle class if the preorders is show up in 15 minutes are we allowed to leave