Calvin’s Backrooms: Minecraft Adventure

Yo wait this is actually crazy like a working elevator in this game is nuts this is the floor that I was on this is The I made it so I’m on a cliffhanger with you guys cuz I didn’t want to know what happens next oh man please pray to God I don’t die oh my god oh [ __ ] I didn’t know was still there get out of my way zombie dude I can’t get away from him I

Actually I can’t I can’t get away from him what am I supposed to do he’s too close for me to do anything no way did I do it no way hi yo you can’t get me bro you can’t oh hell no what actually happened

Where did he go no I don’t like that I don’t know if that guy has a time limit or oh I don’t know if he has a time limit so that he can’t kill me but yo pray to God he stays away I don’t ever want to deal with that guy ever again

That was that was horrific that was terrible I was doing everything I could to block him up and it wasn’t working we are back with another episode of from the fog sorry that there’s shaders I’m about to turn that off actually I’ve had shaders on because I’ve been working on

Another video that’s also why there hasn’t been a video uh from the fog video out sorry about that I do apologize but your boy is a busy guy okay so in this episode I want to continue the village Renovations uh continue mining for a little bit because

I I still need some more stuff and some more materials for my Village oh my God I forgot that I got to keep looking over my shoulder it’s been a little bit o nice I hope you guys are having a great day if you’re not I’m terribly

Sorry but that’s okay if you’re not because listen we’re just going to chill we’re chilling we’re chilling just like every episode and a little bit on edge but we’re fine um all right maybe the M shaft wasn’t a good idea maybe I think maybe I might actually maybe just probably leave maybe

These chests have so much in them what the what is going on wait a minute I kind of I want to make I want these rails for some reason I never collect the rails out of a m shaft but I feel like today is a good day to start what

If I need him sometime in the future you know what I’m saying holy [ __ ] yo the chills that just went up my body oh my God I just woke up no no no listen I just woke up okay I want to leave yeah I want to leave I don’t I

Don’t care about mining anymore I have 23 diamonds what do I have to mine for I’m done I’m done this is crazy no no no no no no listen to me right now this is ridiculous I need to get the funk out of here but first let me get all this

Oh that was a lot of cop just just just don’t just just don’t say anything oh my God why did he assume position hell no no no no I’m I’m I’m I I’m leaving ow doesn’t that spider know I’m being chased by a Sinister entity a straight Heathen a

Creon oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] cat See That’s ridiculous that was one of if not the most awful time I’ve had playing this game the cave dweller makes the caves a noo there’s just there’s nothing else I can do I will be keeping my ass out of the caves straight up what are y’all harassing my

Dogs back up leave them alone leave them alone leave my mangi muts alone I don’t know why I’m cooking up all this copper I don’t even like it yo yo forget about Herobrine dude actually like actually forget about Herobrine that guy is just not somebody we’re worried about right

Now hold on let me clear out my inventory and then I I’ll be right back man how did the Villager get out dude leave him alone I don’t understand how the Villager got out insane go away no go away I don’t See you can’t get in you can’t get in you can’t get the wall is goated shout out Luke the notable the wall is goated he can’t get in that was a Herobrine sound oh yo today is not good things are actually on 10 today what is happen happening

Everything wants me dead no hesitation like what’s happening am I not the cooliest I don’t understand why don’t they like me they said we want to see you suffer we are tired of you and I’m like why I didn’t even do nothing I just got an achievement because I survived 50

Days yo that’s crazy it don’t even feel like 50 days my 100 days are not this long swear to God this one this one’s not only long but it feels long ew wait but you know what we need to go explore because I want to see more stuff and I

Know that there’s more stuff in this world I I just I know it I can feel it in my balls I can feel it in my balls but we need to go yeah we we need to go find some Stuff get out of my house guys out here committing burglary breaking into my home and robbing T everything villagers you guys are looking amazing right now I think we need to um did you just look at me am I am I missing something wait I completely forgot I had the fresh animations pack

On nah look at him that’s not how you stand you stand so [ __ ] that’s crazy all right I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I need two people to work in the Applebees who wants to work at the Applebee’s raise your hand their eyes are just way too funny

It’s it’s it’s too good I need a shovel where’s my shovel at where’s my shove I wonder if I dropped it oh well I’ll just make another one oh yeah oh yeah yep efficiency 4 up breaking three fortune to amazing shovel only for a weeping angel to take it in

About 4 seconds okay I am ready to have a single villager one villager come out only one you know what let me make two boats just in case because these guys play too much going to put a boat right there okay okay all right hold on wait a

Minute okay there you go now now there’s now there’s one too many outside yes yes yes oh my God they can’t get out now thank God all right the boat guys are about to go back in the breeding pen because I don’t need them anymore I got employees at the Applebees

I need one of you to come with me yeah come over here yep yep y this way yep it’s a new position for your job right through here sir yep now if you don’t mind you have to stay right there and I put double trap doors there because you’re not getting

Out look at him okay um I need iron doors all right this might be the coolest thing about this texture pack look at that bro’s just chilling sitting oh now he’s sitting he was laying yo that was really cool are you kidding me bro all right looks like I’m making a

Trip to uh you know I moved the other one over here I might just move I might move the other one right there I might do that yep yep it’s exactly what I’m going to do ask me if I care cuz I don’t I don’t okay there we go there we go there

We go and then we can take and then we can take this piece of wood and put it right there because no one’s going to see it right no one’s no one’s paying attention over here right yeah you guys are uh you guys are going back in there oh hell

No keep your little self out here these boys going right back inside I’m sorry I just I can’t handle can’t handle y’all trying to escape it’s not it’s not good for my mental health no way can you lay down thank you excuse me sir if you don’t mind I’m

Trying to fix things here thank you could you not you can’t you cannot fit in that bed you cannot fit in that bed h did he just stomp you out of bed bro no way did he kill one of my villagers this guy right here he definitely did look at him

Running get out of here go away oh my God it like Naruto runs no pearl what is all the XP coming no get out of the water oh my God hey I got an ender pearl let’s go is that another end over there it is I need to go get

Him I need your ender pearl my guy let me see let me see what the two and one more oh never mind oh one more two ender pearls let’s go which way should I go I feel like I should go that way cuz I don’t I don’t really go that

Way ever the caves that I go to are over there the snow biomes back there yeah I’m going to go this way I’m just now starting to realize that this is an absolutely terrible seed wait let me go see what’s up with the Shipwreck seaweed kelon kelpy

G curse of Vanishing pant I don’t want those what about wait isn’t there another chest uh oh Jesus I got a Buri treasure map hold up where’s the treasure there’s no x mark in the spot oh I’m not going over there oh hell no I have found land it’s

About time but I think it’s just an island I don’t think it’s actually yeah no this can’t be Mainland seems this is already found land I guess I should just mind my business all right two trees is enough two trees is definitely enough wood um if I got some saplings I’d replant them

But wait I got one we about to go check out This H are you am I in the back rooms nah bro I better not be in the back rooms this isn’t funny this is not funny okay no so I’m seriously in the back rooms okay no no no no no no no it’s fine it’s fine no no no no

Everything is fine everything’s fine everything is okay let’s not let’s not jump to any decisions here not jump to any conclusions because I mean oh oh [ __ ] oh my God okay bro why is it so dark oh I don’t like this I don’t like

This at all no this is I’m not a fan of this oh it’s dark over there I’m not going over there yo [ __ ] that oh hell no nope what the [ __ ] was that bro stop maybe I should have went to the place where it was darkest

I maybe not Maybe not maybe I’ll stay away from that bro what was that [ __ ] run oh my God he’s on my butt cheeks I hear him running this guy is on my keer run no no No oh my God I got almond water and raw Cod congratulations to me the nerve Champions I need to get out of here now bro that was nuts I didn’t like that I didn’t like that at all where’s the way out I’m done no I’m done well I’m done

Where is the way out somebody needs to open the door to this place I need to I need I I need to go a tent you want me to Camp here bro number one I’m no camper number two not in this place you know I prefer to camp

In the woods you know a nice little tent a blowup bed but this I will not be camping in this this wait wasn’t I I was just here I wasn’t just here look at that painting should I walk through the painting oh okay I’m in an office I think

Huh oh okay I can’t see in there no I can’t see in there I don’t like that something is swimming in there oh it’s f fish it’s con what a lovely outside they have here you know I I really don’t like this what are these are are these cubicles wait stairs hold

Up going Up oh dude you’re this is Jo like you’re joking this has to be a joke I’m just going to chop it up to it being another aquarium another fish tank yeah no I got to be on top of the fish tank there’s no way Ain’t No Way boy boy

A no way boy what what what happened I looked over there oh no okay that was the bad that was the worst place to look worst place to look understand I I understand noted definitely Noted okay bro I can’t see back here could I bring some candles with me oh I just put them out okay yeah I don’t want to do that maybe maybe I have to find a torch hold on damn oh wait cafeteria torch finally oh my God a button oh is that out outside oh Noah Bro nah dude I don’t understand why this one’s all boarded up are you serious you’re not not scary bro you’re just you don’t take damage that’s the problem you are not scary you genuinely just don’t take damage get away from me wait what was that oh hell no okay

Now that guy’s a problem does he go through doors okay good he doesn’t go through doors all right cool cool cool that ravager dude what am I going to do against that guy so many rooms so many doors I was wrong it wasn’t promising but I don’t want to get trapped in here

So I got to make my way out my torch no oh no bro dude can I get my torch back could I get wait is that a painting I can’t get through it I’m not having a good time this is the house that’s all boarded up this might be the

House I have to go in I don’t want to go inside the boarded up house bro I need to find another torch there has to be another torch on this Map nothing damn dude where’s the stuff at this is this is the way out this is the way out hold on I’m I’m not done exploring though this is this is the way out the library room is the way out I’m not done exploring I’m done exploring I’m done

Exploring I’m done exploring we’re done I’m done we’re done thank God damn oh my God no you’re actually joking look he sees me like he he definitely sees me but that guy oh my God where did he go where did he go okay I’m just going to ignore him I’m

Going to walk this way I guess I I guess I have to go this way yeah I’m I’m I’m completely ignoring him where did the cave dweller go bro where did the cave where did he go he’s still standing back there and there goes my Lantern I’m so

Happy I caught the man from the fog before I actually looked at him because that would have been is he gone I think he’s gone I think he’s fully gone yeah he’s fully gone okay that that would have been a tragedy if I had looked at him first

Instead of the cave dweller like the cave dweller gave me a second but that guy gives you no seconds oh oh my I’m a Hazmat man yo check me out so where’s the way out of this place this place is God awful why is it looping everywhere bro

Oh I’m not turning around I’m not doing it I’m not turning around no oh my God Oh oh no all right looks like I’m going the other way yeah yeah right bro yeah right nope I’m going the complete opposite way of that thing No dude there more almond water and a beetroot I’m so tired of this place it’s not even fun no no no no no no no no no no what is this is this the place I’m out I made it bro I’m out of that oh my God I’m actually out of

It yeah right yeah yeah right bro I’m not going over yeah right is that an elevator [ __ ] what is this oh yo wait this is actually crazy like a working elevator in this game is nuts this is the floor that I was on this is [ __ ]

Nope nope oh my God that was the jump scare and a half bro get me out of here come on get get me out of here dude is this the place I hear it walking is it where am what stairs come on man why am I back here what kind of sick twisted

Individual does something like this I got more speed it’s not coffee but I got more speed wh why is everything dark I don’t see any bro oh what no way I’m in the pools bro okay this is how do I get out of here like what is

This actually what is this place I don’t okay goodbye that’s what this place is this place is a goodbye what’s this can I go down here what okay I guess I’m in an office or something joking you’re joking you’re joking bro stay away from me Goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye Goodbye wait that looks like snow snow means a different portal that means I’m going down here I literally can’t see anything I’m Crouch walking right now I don’t even know if I am walking oh my God can I get this wait but it fell in the water wait I got

It oh my oh my God this thing is deep why is it red oh what the [ __ ] oh no oh no oh hell no what bro oh I drank speed too let’s go I’m getting out of here bro I’m getting out of here right now What what bro I dude I just want to keep my axe bro this is malarkey all I wanted to do I will never use an ender pearl again I will never ever ever use an ender pearl again all I wanted to do was explore and it feels like I’m just being

Forced to stay inside this Village maybe I’m not allowed to leave until I do something I do however need to read the comments of my last video to see what I’m supposed to build right now what the [ __ ] give me my pickaxe back you freak give it back oh he gave me a

Different one I can make a could I make an efficiency 5 pick but he took my axe he didn’t take the pick you know what should I do it I’m doing it I don’t care glad I did a little bit of mining last episode Jesus Christ just getting robbed who really

Cares about a fortune 3 axxe I’m just oh my God I am pissed the villagers seem to be having a fantastic time let’s go check out these guys build me a throne or else I’m going just assume it wasn’t y’all who said this right yo we should

Make this guy build us a throne are you stupid that’s a terrible idea cuz bro a throne sounds beautiful let me just convince him hold up I mean if you want to build us a drone you can go ahead and do that okay bro all right whatever all

Right looks like we are building Herobrine a Throne what if I make a church and put the throne inside the church what what if I do that yeah that might be the move and I think I have a simple Church design let’s get started on this probably going to put it I might

Take this down too ew ew what is ew yall look disgusting that was gross why are they hopping around like that nice there we go we got a flat area to build now so I’ve been thinking right right I want to do I kind of want to do

A regular survival as in not hardcore like I want a world that I can live on for forever like I want I want a world I played so much PVP for so long that I never made an actual survival world so I kind of want to do that like I I really

I’ve really been wanting to do that and if that’s something you guys want to see then let me know like I’m talking I’m talking no mods and if there’s mods it’s it’s mods to help me build or like minimal mods cosmetic mods I don’t want no gameplay altering modifications I

Just want to play normal Minecraft so if that’s something you want to see please let me know in the comments please or maybe something like Sky Block like like imagine bro imagine OG Sky Block I would love Jesus I would love to play OG Sky

Block I I would love to play OG Sky Block or maybe even a one block world I don’t know I did one block on the main Channel a while ago but I don’t think it’s something I want to do again anytime soon I don’t know we’ll see

Hey the little guy with a big head goddamn yo your son got a big head where is he this bro is Captain Mega doome listen you kid got a fat head the main block for this build is probably going to be stone bricks uh stone bricks and Cobble because I think that those

Are the perfect blocks to make a church With bro I never like I’m never ready for Them but um I’m going to use the stone cutter this time you guys keep telling me to use the stone cutter so I’m going to use that if you’ve made it this far into the video yo drop a like leave a sub come on it’s free both of them are

Free both of them also if you want a cool cape for your character there’s a link in the description for a lunar client download and also a link to my capes you should definitely cop up some of my Capes let’s just head back and start working on this church this is this is getting crazy guy just jump scared the balls off me oh yo I didn’t know that I’m old school okay I’m old school as hell I didn’t know that some more of these

Cool Jesus Christ he was moving I hate when he Moves okay o get out of here okay what dude I don’t see anything okay I’ll just be minding my business then in that case oh I see him and he sees me he wouldn’t dare anyway I’m making a church you’re going to do this you’re going to you’re going

To cause a Ruckus In The Church of the people the Church of my villagers nah no he couldn’t he wouldn’t Dude like surely it can’t get worse than this right how could it get any worse dude what the [ __ ] what is bro what is going on what is what is going on what is going on guys welcome back to another episode what oh so I’m just getting surrounded then huh it’s whatever I’m

Not scared what what do I got to be scared about ain’t nobody scared yo that felt like a real person bro oh my God that felt nasty okay okay hold up let me cook let him cook God said cook so let him cook oh I heard something takes [ __ ] I don’t know

Why I looked at him get away from me get away from me get away from me get away from me ain’t nobody scared of you I’m done I can’t I’m making you a church why are you he’s getting he’s getting even more mad the more I make the church he’s getting more

Mad it takes my breath away I really do hope you guys are enjoying this because the more I play it the more psychological and emotional Warfare I get put through I hate making pointy roofs how am I going to do this how do I do this

Okay oh no I just killed this build I just made the perfect Church stop playing with me oh yeah the most perfect churcham dude look at it n that’s sick I need lights up there I need I need lanterns inside n come on let’s handle business bro let’s like let’s handle

Business cool 28 lanterns what just happened did that guy go away hope he went away dude I’m literally I’m just minding my business that’s all I’m doing is minding my business and he just he can’t help but show up and and harass me he can’t

Help but do it it’s like it’s like he has an itch that he can’t scratch I need to add in some pews pew Pewdiepie ain’t that the bridge Guy why did that one get me so bad that one that one really got me I that one really got me not even funny not even funny okay how do I build a throne you know what I think I know how sheep I need your wool I won’t kill you

But I need your wool okay there’s your throne dog there it is right there there’s there’s your throne so hopefully he leaves people alone now here you go and I’ll put a seat back here for the single guy there we go beautiful the church is done as well as Herobrine’s Throne oh

Wait he’s going to get mad at me let me not sit there now we need to find a place to bury toat I’m going to put toeat out back at the church right here whoa go away we’re mourning right now I mean it is night time though so I

Understand a puffer fish not my favorite fish but it’s okay it’s for toe rip toe cat with a sad face yeah we’ll put his string in here him shell we’ll throw in the poofy fish there we go I’m going to put that right there to pay respects rest in

Peace toeat since the church is finished I’m probably going to end this episode I hope you guys enjoyed if you did remember to leave a like comment and subscribe and I will you missed something in the back rooms go back you got me chopped bro I am not going back

To the back rooms cuz that’s not happening that is that is just not happening bro absolutely lost his mind okay all right all right I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I will go back to the back rooms bro damn I don’t want to go back to the back

Rooms all right here we go