Can Twitch Chat build a Zombie Shrek in only 10 minutes?

Here’s the concept for today we have a plots in the minecraft server what we’re gonna do is select a random topic using wheels once we have the random topic let’s say it’s i don’t know sexy waluigi as an example once we have our topic then 25 people will have 10 minutes to

Build that topic after the 10 minutes are complete and the builds are up you twitch chat will vote on who is the best build in the whole plot what i’m thinking is that we get two different wheels one is adjectives and one is nouns and we combine the two wheels and

That gives us the topic for our build battle topic number one the adjective is okay our first build is going to be a sad and depressed this come on russia the first topic a sad and depressed eiffel tower ten minutes to build a sad and depressed eiffel tower three two one

Live you have 10 minutes go go go go and toriyaks i like what you’re doing so far this doesn’t seem sad and depressed quite yet but i’m sure we’ll get there okay this is looking pretty sad and depressed i like what you’re doing albuquerque as long as there’s plausible

Deniability that it is not a penis and it is the eiffel tower for when jeff bezos personally kicks in my door with a swat team and asks me why i’m not banned yet then we’re fine just make it at least look like the eiffel tower so far everybody’s just kind of building their

Uh the base to hold the shaft of the eiffel tower six minutes and 50 seconds we will be judging the eiffel tower on two factors three one creativity two eiffel towerness and three raw depression five minutes left oh this is this looks pretty depressed i love these this is not gonna be an

Easy vote what i’m thinking is we do we do rounds like this right where we have 25 people you guys vote on the top two and those guys have qualified for the finals so we’ll do four qualifications and then the 10 people who have qualified or eight or whatever it is

Then we do one round of just them i like that this one is just straight up upside down it’s really great are you doing redstone oh my god that’s insane you only got two and a half minutes michael i think you have the most fleshed out well-designed structure but you’ve only got two

Minutes to get the shaft in it’s more of a rocket ship i like that he’s sitting three two one and finish disabled building and now as i tour through the builds check off the ones that you want to vote right beautiful beautiful eiffel tower i love the the massive flowing tiers 1-2 the

Upside down eiffel tower by vladal this is 1-3 oh he’s so sad looking 1-5 by mr mordreas the big cartoon eyes the single teardrop 2-5 and you’ll notice here we even have a clarification an upside-down eiffel tower with dark metal infernex absolutely flooding with tears i believe this is

The only redstone contraption very creative very cool very depressed he’s small in his cuties cross-eyed chicken man the lava of depression has just erupted out of it the animated french flag sobbing violently into the ground this is a huge eiffel tower with a massive base extending across the entire

Square which then droops sadly wooden eiffel tower stretching up into the sky with huge rivers of water flowing down these were awesome you guys all right get your last votes in once again here’s the straw poll who are our finalists two four five two and three two man

Build number two let’s get our adjective bam it’s gonna be hot or cheesy we we we have hot muscular and sexy probably a little bit of overlap there that’s okay okay our new topic is set let’s just you know what let’s get some inspiration here i

Feel like maybe we just need to okay so chicken nuggets because i feel like there’s a couple options you could go for just the classic chicken nuggets you could go for the mcdonald’s box you could even go for dino nuggets the world is your oyster as

Long as they are hot okay uh hey we’re gonna restart the server to do this next if you want to take a bathroom break yeah i’ll do some hold music please hold ah server down i like that you put server down panic in the meantime we can

Uh while we have this whole music music going we’ll just look at dino nuggets this is how i want streaming to be played just scrolling through dino nuggets listening to smooth jazz Hey thanks for coming to the stream everybody please hold My viewership has gone up my viewership has gone up since we switched to dino nuggets and jazz yeah if you want to grow your twitch channel you need two things thing number one smooth jazz thing number two dino nuggets um category i’m wondering if there’s a

Category dino nugget oh it won’t let me change the stream category to dino nuggets okay dino dino crisis all right we’re we’re dino crisis stream now uh should i try joining the minecraft are people in imagine a new viewer coming in who just wants dino crisis wait wait hold on the real

Question are we i need to actually look are we the number one streamer in the dyno crisis strategy categories okay i want game dino crisis are we the number one viewer top three baby oh feels good to be on top wait why is it looping over and over

Wait why is it looping over and over oh because i’m watching okay wait but why is it doing that one loop i only did that one time shouldn’t it be stopping but why is it doing that one loop i only did that one time shouldn’t it be stopping uh

I only did that one time please hold raid one stream was at the end so really hold on i need to get an infinite loop of the glass i need to get a loop of the dino nugget so i go here and then i flip here what

Is going on we’re playing uh minecraft anyways oh [Applause] We appear to be having some difficult difficulties so just uh please hold what a terrible date to javiers no no no it’s fine we could just actually play dino crisis it’s just such a saturated category i don’t want to play the game that everybody else is playing i don’t own

The game dino crisis i don’t know where do you buy a dino crisis how much is it on amazon 150 dollars or i could just buy the official prima strategy guide yeah let’s let’s look at the reviews this book told me the information that i needed to know to be successful at the

Dyno crisis game and told me what options i had to look forward to without telling me what options i needed to take michael bertolini really sincerely loved this book paid reviews do you think dyno crisis paid off michael bertolini nothing like wrapping up work and jumping into a duck duck stream yeah

We’re uh we’re playing minecraft check gamestop i mean what do you what are you expecting here that i would like turn off the stream and go to gamestop and by dyno crisis uh hi there i was wondering if you guys have dyno crisis for the ps1 only through the website

Okay um any any chance because i know there’s sequels the dyno crisis that i was on playstation 2 any chance playstation 2 or is that still too old gotcha i gotcha okay all right well thank you very much for the help gamestop does not have dyno crisis for the playstation one okay

Let’s back up oh damn it everybody in this server you have ten minutes to build hot chicken nuggets three two one bam go so far i like what superminer’s doing one chicken nugget using spiderweb for steam very smart very smart ooh looks like maybe we have a little to go cart

Here developing an entire chicken i like it whoa so you’re doing the whole fryer my god toasty waffles what is this gonna turn into oh is it a frying pan okay this has got some variety dude five and a half minutes okay well this is clearly the

Dino nugget damn the whole fryer chicken nugs why is it a santa dinosaur three two one done my friends building is complete and that means that we are now ready to review the contestants hot santa claus dinosaur a fall chicken looking into the fryer levitator’s chicken you’ve got

This nug-a-thon right here the fryer the two bins the smoke coming off with the spiderweb the nuggies the plate over here full you’ve got a to-go box hybrid puma with the hot sauce on the side i like that nice touch this is just a butt whoa toasty waffles the

Detail on this crazy you see the smoke flinging around or this is more of an oven right an oven top simply insane oh and you’re putting in the nuggies into the oven whoa that’s crazy distributing the nuggies all over the plate now this one went hard on the

Dinosaur concept the ketchup bottle has fallen over and is spilling ketchup all over the whole plot this buff ass chicken and it is indeed in a like first off it has a six pack and secondly it is in a mcdonald’s box another beautiful very cute i might add the hot sauce

Pouring down and it looks like this nugget even is wearing a jock strap a big ass frying panzel says nuggies steaming into the air vote for any that you would like to qualify in the top three receiving votes we’ll move on to our finale our winners are 4-2 3-4 and 1-3

Let’s play the next round that is our adjective our noun get to ikea get ikea so do we just veto this and make it muscular ikea okay the next topic muscular ikea three two one go on that’s looking penile why doesn’t every ikea stand atop two tiny adorable little legs oh we’ve

Got ikea what might be some buff muscles on the side love it curious where this turns into i’m liking what’s going on here oh my god those are huge damn code you’re going for glass windows nuts five more minutes we’re starting to see some ikeas come together we see the building

Here with the sign on top this gigantic ikea man i like what you’re doing with these nipples all right i’m loving where this is going is this a moose meatball oh okay that makes more sense note the very disappointing absence of nipples stop building stop building stop building

You are done you are done you are done there are 25 options you can vote for as many as you would like big ikea sign in the back the flex and let the record show nipples flexing with the barbells the ikea building by code ikea flexing again

2-2 oh you got like a flag in there that’s crazy gigantic ikea man 2-5 the ikea ripping the target sign in half oh dude you pulled it out my god some pixel art by levitator very cool i love it he’s even got a creeper in his god damn

It this is the entirety of his build right here an ikea man a lot of people um throwing snowballs at the nipples ikea i love the bold stroke holding up the sign above barn 16 barn has a sign fuel read all of these signs god damn it no

4-5 look at that bicep very beautiful this is our little ikea snowman guy the two barbells on the sides and number 5-5 by iron eagle a meatball flexing those are your options what builds win congratulations to our top three three one two five and four three we’re gonna do one more qualifier and

Then we’ll do the finals where all the people who have won these rounds do a single build together number one oh no we’re going for spooky the next topic is a spooky spooky sonic doug i see you yes i’m looking at chat we need this to be spooky yes look at the sky

Oh [ __ ] bam you’re live 10 minutes oh yeah that’s definitely sonic oh my god slayer’s going for the whole foot greater bird digging down i like it whoa okay he’s going for the going for the boots as well here i see the eyeballs coming in here the red so far it’s

Mostly about recreating sonic’s body the question is gonna be in the remaining six minutes how do they incorporate spookiness into it this is uh more like a pencil sonic all right this is an interesting build i don’t know what you’re going for yet oh my god are you going for the it

That’s insane spoodle that better not be a sonic wiener this is [ __ ] horrifying toasty waffles how the [ __ ] did you do this in six and a half minutes oh i like the fire in his eyes that’s sick iron eagle cheese is cool going for the sonic pixel art

You’ve got two minutes left it’s actually kind of sick right now when it when it’s like sunset this is awesome three two one you are done we are going to review these 25 entries the it scene sonic reaching out through the sewer very very very s oh

Okay cool cool we’re good we’re good we’re good the helicopter wow the whole helicopter helicopter landing kit kat finn with sonic’s body parts falling off damn that spooky and the spookiest i give up nothing is spookier than giving up sonic from quick sparse i just

Peed a little from that one yeah look a lot of pee in the stream okay a lot of people peeing themselves on the stream don’t feel embarrassed it’s very spooky the sonic face from the sonic movie these are very spooky cute little bare ears the red eyes the stomach ripped out like a

Zombie oh you oh dude i don’t know where you’re going with this jesus cool i love that it’s 2d except for the blood which like spurts out very cool tree boys sonic with the gaping open irises creepy nipples sonic head and the scariest part he’s been stabbed in the forehead with signs you

Must read every single sign doug and i don’t see any other signs so i think i’m all ready to go that was 3-5 very spooky whoa this one’s awesome rip sonic this crazy crazy build four three by toasty waffles pia macros gigantic teal sonic it’s sanic but spooky and the final 5-5

Fire in his eyes and a [ __ ] gun ladies and gentlemen these are some excellent sonics i am extremely impressed especially for how little penises there are alright so let us now vote here are your options who wins at the top three one one four three and three five wait wait wait hold on

Three five and four two are tied they’re literally tied we have 12 finalists let us find the final topic let’s get a really good adjective dead we could do is we could add a second adjective so it could be like a dead cheesy barack obama our second adjective is

Oh go for sexy a dead sexy something oh dead sexy shrek it won’t be easy but creating true art never is Alright so there’s two ver there’s two things you can do here if you build a gigantic shrek penis either one plausible deniability please either make it seem like it’s possible oh sorry i need to get it either make it seem realistic that it’s not a penis so that i can deny it or

Make sure there’s a story involved so that i can review the penis for as long as it progresses the story if you do one of those two things theoretically i don’t lose my job but it’s worth it right what’s the point of having a job like a streamer if you’re not even gonna

Risk it with shrek’s dead sexy [ __ ] 15 minutes at the end you will judge and the top voted build will become a gamer god and a vip in this channel build the best dead sexy shrek of your lives in three two one go we have from damn cow what looks like

It might be a bit very dead looking very dead here what looks like it might be a bikini on track very very sexy or dead or both is this a giant sign large build coming in here from waffles looks like maybe a skeleton with a bikini looks like this might be a

Shrek face that is being built out right now we’re seeing a bed develop over here this is literally just trick with a bikini over his normal clothing last five minutes everybody oh we got the great wow very nice with the flowers very creative touch there oh you added the

Top hat very well done very sexy why why are the nipples so big it’s part of the story there’s so many these are all so good you’ve got 30 seconds oh no you don’t sorry you got an extra 30 seconds three two one i was so engrossed in the

Dead sexy shreks once i review all of the builds then you guys will vote on who wins the first build shrek laying down sling he’s also got a pink thong there’s a bulge here but i think that’s part of the story levitator with the beautiful 2d artwork shrek butt

Barn this is iron eagle’s creation notice that there is a sensor bar over his penis wow gigantic dead sexy and most of all shrek it says happily ever after after ever happily is it by far the worst and laziest build here or is it the most beautiful It’s probably the laziest it’s probably the first one this shrek is dead as all hell he’s wearing his sexy bikini the skeleton in a sexy seductive dead pose another skeleton bikini shrek this is poking out from underneath shrek but it’s not a dick really family this is

Still a family family it was donkey a whole story is told here again not a penis this is a sword and finally the sexiest deadest shrek of them all barn 16 shine with so many signs i love signs sign is best what’s the deal with signs signs are so cool i am

Not gonna read all these barn they all just say sign these are your options good luck everybody the deadest the sexiest the shrekiest build of all day is barn ladies and gentlemen i present the best build Ever um i will i will go look at number two because that should probably win toasty waffles yeah toasty waffles with a gigantic shrek i might need to add two i might make barn and toasty waffles with look at those nipples very well played everybody toasty 20 20. bra or those gigantic