CaptainSparklez 2 – Minecraft But There’s Only One Block (#7)

Hello everybody welcome back to another episode of Minecraft but there’s only one block just this one no others you’ll never believe what I didn’t do since last time that’s right I didn’t sort out the inventory so I’m gonna have to do that at some point today because Frick

The chest is full it is completely full and I have junk in my inventory and oh god oh frick I should probably do this right now all right there we go inventory is sorted stuff is in the chest this is big plays and okay we’re gonna get to this but I can’t

Believe that I went through an entire parkour video yesterday talking about the speculation of jelly and seagull as mobs they’re gonna be added into Minecraft and it turns out that was just actually completely factually Incorrect and I’m never believing anything I read on the internet ever again the fact that

People go on the internet and they tell lies at least we’re able to talk a lot about the the crab which was you know a real thing that already came out but it’s unbelievable that somebody would just go on the internet and lie like that

It was a meme they say that a meme makes its way around the world before the truth even puts its shoelaces on our ties at shoelaces puts his shoes on puts the shoelaces on maybe you’re somebody who uh I don’t know laces up new laces every time you wear shoes I’m

Not judging I need efficiency so badly holy frick dude please please please please please please please please what I need in life is more leather leather leather leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather anyway we’ll talk more about the armadillo and stoof in a moment but for the time being

I want to do a follow-up because I talked about something in the last episode of this which has now come to pass which was the car inspection and holy frick can I just say everything that I talked about in the last video as far as the fears of what could possibly

Go wrong and how bad it could be and like things wouldn’t go well and having to tutorialize the officer on how to drive the car and oh God what a disaster it could be none of this happened it was the smoothest thing that I have ever been through in my entire life of

Going through government entities it was the most painless experience of all time oh my goodness oh my goodness not only not only did the officer not even like bring up the idea of of having to like drive the car they they didn’t even didn’t need to take it

To the back I drove up and I parked it on the street right in front of of the uh the CHP building because I didn’t want to take it to the visitor parking because it could scrape on the driveway potentially and so I just I bring it up

Into the street and then you know they they’d come on out and they’re like oh you’re here for the VIN appointment okay cool do you have your paperwork and stuff let’s go out and take a quick look see if the car we go out take a quick

Look ski at the car and that was that was literally it it was like a quick look ski at the car in the parking space there was no needing to move it to the back or do anything else like that it was just just in I just it was just parked

Out front just good to go good to go and um I was even like all right I mean I can move it out of the way if you want we can bring it you need to bring it in the back it was like he didn’t even he

Didn’t even like acknowledge that as a question it was like it was like why would I even be asking that sort of thing um and then and then he thought the car was really cool and he was asking questions about the car and he was like oh that’s really really cool and what

You know stuff about the the vehicle and things like that and then and then we get he’s like all right cool you have to pay I give him the paperwork and we go back in and he’s in the back you know filling out the paperwork and stuff like that and the other officers

Um one of the other officers he he walks by he’s like oh that’s your car out there because I’m holding a steering wheel in my hand um and he’s like oh that’s really cool I also nearly rear-ended it when I was making the right turn I’m like

Anyway but he didn’t rear-end it which is good uh clearly and um then then he comes back a little bit that this is not the officer doing my VIN inspection it’s the guy who’s like I almost rear ended it he comes back out and uh he’s like I uh

I looked you up on Instagram and you’re famous and I was like I mean famous is a subjective term but um people do follow me there uh I mean you know they have my ID they have my names on all the paperwork it’s like it’s a very easy Google search

And uh and and so then he’s he’s like um you know what do you what do you do and and uh we’re getting to talking about you know doing the video games and the streaming and stuff like that and he’s like I mean my my uh my nephew there’s a

Chain like he watches a lot of YouTube stuff who knows maybe he’ll know you and uh let’s let’s take a photo and so like we go out with another officer out to the car and they’re like taking photos of the car and then we take photos in

Front of the car so he can send to his nephew and and then at the end after the officer is doing my VIN inspection he gets the paperwork back to me uh like all the other people who are in the station they come out and they take a look at the car

And stuff like that and I’m just like oh my God this is the polar opposite of all the expectations that were set for me by the other friend who took his in and it was just like Stone Cold all right I have to drive it into the back

Tell me how to do it and then like absolutely no interest just stoic apparently and like no one else in the station is talking he doesn’t like is like oh my God this has gotten so unless I was hearing misreported things from the other friend but the other

Friend like he was declined on the first go and meanwhile like it was no issues here just you know it was all smooth sailing which is like it’s supposed to it’s not like I’m slipping one over on anybody like it’s supposed to go the way

That it did for me in terms of like everything should check out with the car for the inspection but still the fact that it was so drastically different from what the expectations had been laid out was just really really funny and it was it was great you know what if I was

Not famous that had nothing to do with it like this was another officer who had looked up my name it wasn’t the one doing my inspection the guy already by the time that rolled around the guy who was doing my inspection he’s the guy who like handles it for this particular station

He had already looked at the car and he was already in the back doing paperwork so it’s like all good to go it had nothing to do with I really I really seriously doubt that like for also where the oh he’s up there he’s up there okay

Well I am like I’m I’m like f list in in terms of celebrities I don’t think that that I help you know get preferential treatment by my ethylist status as celebrity Edge now you know maybe you’re like George Clooney or something and you go in there they might be a little bit

Enamored and like maybe maybe that’ll help you out maybe you can slide through I don’t think it helps for someone like me that that that’s I I really don’t think that’s how it works um exactly George Clooney would be able to serenade them with his tuba playing and

Then everything would go incredibly well also this is a fricked up trade here man what the heck also yeah I did see a recommendation on the last episode saying you should check if there’s a recipe for string which I don’t think there is but I’m gonna check no no

There’s no recipe for strength would have been nice would have been nice you’re a d-list celebrity how am I lower um because I am I am um also I did see comments in the last video people were like why the frick haven’t you made just a standard mob

Grinder and you would have leather for days you fool you fool yes you’re right it is because I am I am short man I am very short man indeed uh but then um it’s funny actually one of the one of the officers who came out at the end he um

He asked me if I knew who uh doctor disrespect was because uh I guess he went to like University with Dr disrespect um and played basketball with him or something like that and so I was like huh small world he was tall doctor disrespect is very tall so it it lines up

Um so that was kind of funny uh Valerie dizzy B thank you for the four months uh Eric the music boy 30 months skippity Doo map go to canadiancity what does that mean sir poops a lot of 37 months pretty cool pretty sweet pretty awesome all right I would get 30 more iron

Whopping four more gold guys I need gold I need gold to be able to make the leather this is just gonna be a never-ending process for me trying to get my freaking books here hey yeah yeah yeah um oh just like any I thought like you know you were saying Canadian city

Like like it’s uh like there’s Kansas City and you know I thought you meant like there’s a city called Canadian city or something like that not entirely familiar with um Canada’s cities and all of them might just kind of know the big ones like Toronto and Vancouver and Manitoba and uh

Stuff like that it’s gonna be really embarrassing if Manitoba is actually a actually State a province and not a and not a city but yeah Edmonton Edmonton’s another big one um it’s a province let’s go I just failed the Canadian citizenship uh Montreal Montreal is a city my favorite City California

Well you know you know because take us when I was in fourth grade it was only a U.S capitals test all right uh yeah yeah wait didn’t I need shells for did I need shells for a recipe did I did I did I I don’t think I needed shelves for a recipe

Was there a recipe that I needed shelves for guys that I’m forgetting right meow what’s the capital of Australia oh God it’s Sydney right um and not one of them other cities like Melbourne oh God no it’s not Sydney oh god oh frick oh hey man

Hey I’m still wearing this it’s can bear holy oh oh no he’s gonna turn into a ziglet frick God dang it wait the capital of Australia is Canberra oh God there’s no Universe in which I would have gotten that that’s can you go back can

You go back in this is really bad news this is really bad news and I need you to go back before it goes badly please go back no okay well oh my God he changed he changed the absolute fool oh my God what a dumb freaking Dingus face That was our one man’s right there that was our one man’s well well I kind of want to see if they drop anything unique so I hope he walks back through the portal because I could slamming the overall then hopefully not have to deal with the pigs and another being mad at

Me I could expand the platform a little bit though that’s very disappointing make sure to like the video for disappointment subscribe to Captain Sparkles too follow twitch.tv cabin Sparkles and as always check out our beautiful server hosting sponsor Apex hosting and use code Captain Sparkles Link in the description get 25 off your

First month of server hosting and then you too can play one block except with friends instead of solo forever alone like me and also code Captain Sparkles on Logitech and Astro products for 10 off which is pretty cool did we talk about the scary snake oh my God bro

It was yesterday was it two days ago there’s a there’s I I walk outside and I’m like oh frick there’s a snake it’s not one of cars that is escaped this is a wild snake and and then and and I’m like oh my God car there’s a there’s an interrupter

Stream well she was actually walking out the door as I walk over to her office and I’m like oh my God there’s a there’s a snake there’s a wild snake wild freaking snake outside holy frick this is crazy um and and then yeah she goes out and

Looks at it and stuff like that I come back today I come back home uh I have to send I sent the car off on a tow truck for uh the the first 500 model service thing they do a really really quick early service on the card that’s recommended anyway

I walk back I walk back to the house and as I’m approaching the door the freaking saying it’s the same snake she says it’s a gopher snake the same boy he is like fully fully laid out across the path obstructing my ability to get to the

Front door without like I I have to step over it and I’m thinking yesterday when Cara goes in and and does the reach and tries to touch him and he goes and like tries to kind of Slither away or something like that I’m just thinking

About that like I don’t want him to get mad and and bite me and then and so I just decided I will enter through the garage you own this place this is your house now I can’t even burn it down because you’re an intelligent snake and Carl would be

Upset so it’s just your house so yeah by the way holy frick I’m really hungry I haven’t eaten anything today oh my God and I’ve done a lot I’ve done a lot went for went for the inspection then went for a big long drive to try to put

More miles on the cars it’ll be close to 500 miles and then got the car towed and then walked back home and I haven’t eaten anything and it’s oh I should order a cookie should even before stream I do actually have some leftover pizza but the problem is I’m gonna do dinner

Tonight and I didn’t want to get myself full before having dinner so it’s all sorts of fricked up foreign just wear six pair of jeans and snakes can’t bite you um I tried crumbled you mean like the cook the cookie thing I’ve had it once and boy oh boy was that a

Freaking that was a bit of an overwhelming cookie but it was pretty freaking good it was like a cookie and then it was just absolutely drenched in the frosting as frosting I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I was like oh my God I can’t have a full one of these but

God I’d love to have a full one of these also since I’ve moved here I feel like my eating habits have changed like I’m not ordering brekkie quite as much so I’m eating less and I am I am in the 140s I just hit 149 and a

Half I am becoming a very light no muscle mass boyo down from my peak of like 170 I’m now like 20 pounds down on that crazy I am wasting away indeed absolutely just wasting away don’t die I mean to be fair like according to BMI I I at my height I’m

Supposed to be like 130 pounds so oh hey that’s what I’m talking about this is more like it look at this look at this it’s beautiful this is the best I’ve ever seen this place oh my God oh my God wait I got up whoa dude I just got an

Armor template you bet it’s not a freaking smithing upgrade for netherrite or something but that’s pretty cool you hear gopher snakes are good protein uh-huh is that what you hear that is an interesting thing to hear I don’t think Cara would support that much come on come on let’s freaking go let’s

Get it done there we are very nice very Swift hello mate come over here dude I want to be able to get inside alrighty there we are oh hello spiders totally forgot about them which is good because now we get more string for more beds wait wait wait wait wait wait oh my

God only four string four string made one of my favorite songs so fourth string real aliens thank you for the 46 months much appreciated making everything to make the light level zero I could do that but then what if the mobaruski’s spawn prior to the Mob

Droppage and then it’s just bad you know what are we up to okay so in order to have the potential to breed villagers together we need to be at 24. we are very very close very very very very close and that is one more leather for us very good that

Gets us so on the motor thing I’m a donger all right that and that and then where would I be that’s kind of like this way finder armor trim pretty slick Redstone plus lever plus redstone lamp to turn on and off yeah well it just there’s no reason I’d ever want to turn

It off and I wouldn’t want to turn on like doesn’t really work so much for this purpose here but anyway all right oh yeah let’s talk about armadillos huh so if you watch the parkour video that was you know we did um then you can hear a little bit about

Crabs but armadillo it’s really funny how you know it’s called and I we were just talking about the whole wolves being freaking useless hey let’s go dude oh it’s two cows oh my God it’s too cows oh my God oh my God we have a leather we

Have all the leather we could ever want we have red leather yellow leather and everything that we could ever want leather-wise holy frick this is so good this is so good all right we’re panning them in we’re pinning them in oh my goodness okay so anyway here’s the thing

I I like the fact that they have finally considered doing um what you know they should have done a long time ago with wolf armor and I appreciate that and that’s that’s good news the only thing that kind of gets to me is like okay even if even if we get

The wolf armor what am I gonna use more right between oh no no no no no no no oh actually uh um hold on I need you what am I gonna actually use more and I think the truth no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no no I need you to come back over here I need you to come back over here please do not walk off the edge I’m gonna lure you and here the fact the matter is right I am I think I’m more likely gonna use

Okay come on no no don’t walk off the edge holy frick don’t walk off the edge I am more likely to use the extendo arm though because I’m I even I can’t imagine that the armadillo scutes they’re not gonna be that like good right there’s no way they’re gonna be

That good I can’t imagine they’re probably gonna be kind of like you know leather armor kind of status right they’re probably gonna be like leather armor kind of status I have to imagine and leather armor status is not going to be that protective and so I’m just kind of like worried that we’re

Gonna have a situation also like holy frick I can get wool for days now I’m worried we’re gonna have a situation where it’s still gonna be super nerve-wracking taking your wolves into battle like if it’s actually some good good stuff I mean then then great but I

Don’t know man no I know extendo arm is not going to be it’s not going to be create I know it’s not going to be create that would be like op and that wouldn’t fit the ethos of Minecraft but it could still be like helpful I have

Many many times in survival than like Frick I’d like to be able to place this block a little bit further and like you can’t so you have to jump down you’re on your little like four block High thing and you want to keep building the wall and

It’s like nope sorry no can do that’s not gonna work so I don’t know man anyway I think it’s uh I think it could be kind of swick I just like either way I’ll be happy because we’ll farmer is something that’s been needed for such a long time just to make

Wolves survivable like that should honestly just be added regardless that should not require a mud vote that’s that’s where I stand on the whole proposition wolf armor should not require a mud vote to get put in the game you have had wolves for 50 billion years and I we still don’t have a

Freaking Frick balls you know anyway that’s where I stand on the whole thing all right I gotta try to split these mans in half let’s 50 50 the mob vote heck yeah dude okay how am I gonna do this how am I gonna like put you on

One side and then keep the cows on the other and not have them all like going about and being annoying and I actually Frick I needed before you didn’t do this by the way I should do carpet this will make my life a little bit easier in

Terms of uh getting in here and stoof and then I want you guys to stay over here if you wouldn’t mind pretty please with a cherry on top can you make it happen for me and then just kind of like kind of like just stay there a little

Bit you know just just stay there for a moment you guys stay there and please behave yourselves for just a second um until I get some more fences good you have a move now have you you haven’t got dang it what are you doing I told you go over here

I’m really distracted I’m trying to keep on this this conversation about them no no go the other way no go back go back go back that’s the problem when they all like wheat got it huh all right there we go and I could do a little uh little

Thing right right there right there okay you guys let’s make it the babies there we go and you too make it a baby and now oh my goodness we’ve got wolfer days we don’t even need to worry about spooters anymore this is huge news make a lead oh you’re right I have slime

And now I don’t need the string for as much I could have made a lead there I was even thinking I wasn’t even thinking me think unheard of this is gonna take a long time though unfortunately because I need to breed the cows up so that I can actually

Use them for their letter letter red letter yellow letter all right there we go there we go there we go this is some good news let me uh get this stuff back on in there anyways big plays very big plays for us all okay okay we can talk a little bit more about

This now while we’re just mining the stoof I need another villager and now I actually could wait you know what let me get the beds set up here so that we are ready to go when the next villager hits potentially he’s up there I don’t like

Don’t like how this is panned out that all the villagers seem to just want to spawn on these freaking Tree Tops and it’s ruining my life one two three four okay there we go and once we get the couple villagers who are not programmed to self-destruct after a certain amount

Of time then we will be in really good shape okay there we go and then we do a little bit of that if we can just bring them over here bring the mans over here we’ll have the beds that are necessarily a little uh sectional right there with with them beds

Yeah about the Villager um I could could get the boats ready that’s what I will do is I’ll I’ll I could bring him down I just I’m gonna wait for the next one because I don’t actually hear it let me I’ll bring him down I’ll tell you what I

Will bring him down get him ready to go and uh and then fingers crossed he will not despawn before the next man’s comes did you leave Houdini is that you what the frick did he just did he just go What he was there like 10 seconds ago okay cool he he just up and leafed bro he was there like you saw him as I was building up to the tree he just went away just left what the heck unbelievable stormberg thank you for the 35 months

Gimbal is 54 months my longest twitch sub four and a half years let’s go he made like a tree and vanished don’t worry I’m sure we’ll run into more villagers at some point in the future we simply have to I wonder how many blocks out the advancements go for this

Right anyway so crabs armadillos a wish wool farmer was added to the game a long time ago B I really think wool farmer should be out of the game regardless of mob votes that said if it’s gonna take a mob vote it’s a compelling proposition but regardless I can’t imagine that the wolf

Armor from an armadillo is going to be quite as strong as like I don’t know Diamond horse armor or something like that it it seems like something that would be more akin to leather which is still gonna have me really worried about bringing my wolves into battle with me

If they’re just gonna end up getting schusted at and I’m gonna have to worry about them more so than they’re gonna actually help me with combat so little concern there but I would still like to have it that said if we weigh it against like

Uh uh an extendo I know I keep calling it an extendo arm even though we know it’s not going to be as op is created simply not it’s just not going to happen that way um but even if it’s only like one block seems like a little low and underwhelming

I bet two blocks right two blocks or one and a half would be my guess it’s got to be over one though uh and even if it’s only that if it is similar in mechanics to the create extendo arm in that like you offhand it and then

Whatever you are using your block in your main hands it will allow you to place it further I assume I think that’s great and it’s very useful and I as somebody who like oftentimes just carries around a shield because it’s like what else am I gonna

Put in my off hand even if I’m in a place like this where mobs aren’t gonna attack me anytime soon I’ve got it lit it’s lit fam I think having some like I would equip the Crab Claw right now there we go that’s my man’s right over there that’s

My man’s come on over come on over come on over what we got here camel um 25 gold though 25 gold is steep it’s very steep I don’t know I do not know about 25 gold for the camel I’m gonna I’m gonna be real with

You also in order to get you inside the house I may have to add some awnings to the house potentially well I need actually let me just keep it going because I need another villager so there’s no point in getting this all set up until the other villager is there

All right so anyway continue all right if we can freaking get this going and vrooming and zooming we’re in a good place the thing is I need to I need to get two villagers bread so we can have two mans who can reproduce right so two of the nitwits

Need to make one and then we gotta hopefully get another one soon but that does mean that we need more wool so I do need to keep on bringing the beds in oh boy anyway anyone who got any speculation about the other two or the the final remaining mob for the mob vote

And any uh any accurate predictions up in here that aren’t based on a House of Lies out unbelievable oh wait are you guys readable again yes yes keep them babies coming keep them babies I will not accept seagull as an answer oh I blue ball one of you sorry about that

Penguin Penguins would be slick what do you think would be the um what do you think would be the penguins like utility dropper or whatever um okay let me make more beds more beds more beds that should be that should hold us up for the time being we’re just gonna have

A bed convention in here torches on the walls and then get another bed there this is definitely how the inside of a house should look it’s beautiful the guy who spends all his time on the exterior and they’re just like all right the floor is native beds

Um tuxedo eggs sliding on snow do you think you could ride a penguin on the snow but that only really feels like it would work if you had a slope and slopes don’t really exist in Minecraft by virtue of Cubes so oh Fisher oh tame a

Penguin and let it fish for you that’d be kind of Awesome it’d be kind of awesome mostly because penguins are just really cool and pretty awesome and stuff like that it’d be like an alley but for fish I’d be down with that one I’d be down people do that IRL with cormorants

People actually have penguiny kind of birds fish for them why would anyone ever fish manually if you could just task a bird and the bird would be like here you go friend I’ve gone and done this for you I like you you are my friend and therefore here is your fish

Fish are food not friend I am friend not fish fish are never friend only I can be I am exclusively your friend all right here we go here we go let’s see oh wait do we no we don’t really need any mob drops we need another villager we need

Another villager before you go bye-bye we need another villager before you go bye-bye please please please please please come on come on come on come on did I say lotherial thank you for the 29 months pretty sick much appreciated pretty awesome we’re going with a real world animal I

Would expect we are going with a real world animal yeah probably considering that we have you know armadillo and crab my my guess would be that we’re not I don’t know gonna get hippogriff as the next one but also maybe we get hippogriff and we’re just able to fly that would be cool

That would be cool alligator would be crazy okay what would be the alligators functionality I like I I I find it really funny that the fact that this is gonna be on YouTube after we already know what the third mob is gonna be and so people are gonna be like

This speculation is dumb and not constructive and we already know what it is and you’re speculating on something that’s already happened in the past jar dunk don’t you know that it’s the future now you idiots teeth what would you do with the alligator teeth though you know what would you do with them

What would you do with alligator teeth I am gonna need to um nope not that I am gonna need to refill on my wheat though daggers I mean like we what were the differently we’ve already got swords I can’t imagine they’re gonna like introduce new weaponry

Like we had netherite added in 1.16 that was kind of the biggest new overhaul thing in a long time I can’t imagine they’re gonna just bring something in soon after that excuse me alligator skin coated armor I have a feeling that Mojang is not going to want to do anything to embrace the

Alligator skin trade and usage in products so I would I would be inclined to say no probably not that new arrows hmm this is a it’s basically what we do now is we think okay what do we want in Minecraft and then we reverse engineer

That to how could that be added by a drop from a new mob hmm I sleep kangaroos yeah that you think you think kangaroos well I now know the capital of Australia is Canberra why don’t I think it was Sydney like I actually thought there was a chance that

It was Sydney and I couldn’t be more far off mate it’s a good thing I got educated about this before I go over there crikey I’d have been real real off the way it everybody does it’s not just a me thing I’m glad it’s not just a me thing do you

Think there are even some Australians who think that um uh Sydney is the capital all right how we doing how are we doing can we can we smelterino anything more probably okay well that makes me feel less bad we need a new Villager come on oh my God oh my God

Crikey mate we’re just not getting anything good out here and Vera sounds like camera no it sounds like cranberry or Cadbury chocolates I’m sorry I’m offending all the Australians right now at the capybara no you know what we need to do you know what Mob We need the quokka

We need quokkas as the third mob for the mob vote and they will win because the quokka is the cutest I was about to say mob in existence yes where he’s is he on the roof get down from there the can the the quokka is the cutest mob

In the world everybody you heard it here what is a clock I just Google image search quokka just Google image search it and you’ll be like oh my God that is a thing that’s a real thing that’s a real mob I can’t put the boat down here

Oh God I gotta push you off sorry nothing nope brick you idiot get in the get in the boat get in the boat get in the boat get in the boat you freaking ding dong thank you bro I’m I’m actually like I’m I’m a little concerned though because I am

About to yield all of my carrots to these mans and if they do not present me with babies God it will all be for waste my pork carrots it’s a good thing I have a lot and potatoes too all right you little Fricks better make some babies you little Fricks better make some

Babies I’m telling you right now okay um all right we do we do with these Amanda carrots this is good this is good we have a lot of carrots a lot of carrots okay so I am gonna need you guys to get all lined up over here ready to roll am

I get how am I gonna do this am I gonna just break it I might just break in so that I can vote them in and then I will just seal all the walls once they’re in with a slab and that’ll be the quickest way and then what’s

Going to inevitably end up happening is one of them is going to perish before respawning and I will be upset about this okay all right come on in come on in let’s freaking go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s get in the breeding mood it’s time to make babies let’s go okay

This and this and this and this and we are good all right boys babies babies give me them give me them give me them give me all the babies give me them all give me them all make them make them make them so many babies all the baby making come on I gotta

Monitor you do this come on it’s probably gonna be more it’s probably gonna be more you need all the carrots all the carrots let’s go let’s go look at all these beds nobody has ever had more beds this is like one of those Alaskan Kings right here look at all

Those beds look at all those beds come on come on yeah let’s go let’s go let’s go just don’t mind me I’m not here brezzio thank you for the 26 month lightning mcfeet these guys that’s what you call them lightning mcfeet Chelsea thank you for the one dollar hype chat

If quokka is not friend why friend shaped Quake is friend Gavin Montoya thank you for the three months much appreciated Frick no don’t walk away what are you doing poop out some babies I won’t watch I’m turning around they need more food how much food could they possibly need

Oh there they go They’re throwing they’re throwing they’re throwing yes don’t look at me look at him don’t look at me look at it don’t look at me I’m not here I’m not here don’t look at me yeah they pooped a baby let’s go and it’s got a it’s a junkie

Baby I didn’t realize it was a junkie in here is it a job no it’s a my it’s a planes how are they how is it a junkie baby oh God I can’t escape oh oh god oh frick it can um um how do I make it so it cannot uh how

Long how long is it until wait how do I make it so the baby can’t uh go oh God oh God oh God um what do I do what do I do how do I how do I freaking make the baby stay and not go places uh gate oh that’s a good idea

Fence gate and here and here and that’ll be good we gotta do bait it’s like it’s like a gates for for cats and dogs mostly dogs cats cats have hops it’s like this that’s more like it there we go now the child will not oh frick there’s more I need more gates more

Gates more gates there we go and then there we go this house this house is officially villager wait actually I could just get rid of the I can get rid of those they can’t even they can’t get through the gates anyway stop trying to run I am child proofing the frick out of

This place okay how long until uh they can how long until they can do more baby how long is it do you guys do you guys know how long are they on cooldown after that activity because I never I never am in need of like doing it super duper quick right um

I want to see if I can do like I want to see if I can get two babies from these guys and then not have to wait but is it two or three times a day five minutes all right all right well I can probably I I we might we might lose a

Man’s we may lose a man’s here there’s a chance but if it happens we just need to wait for another villager to pop on in and then at least we’ll have a an easy setup ready to go there actually I need to conserve because it’s the cows that are more important here

I need to mostly use on the cows I just don’t want to start throwing them obviously like a bunch of carrots that I don’t want to get rid of and then lose it and stuff like that so let me know when I should do it again

Let me know when I should do it again sir powder thank you little months I propose a superb owl oh is the mob vote mom could be good could be good could be good okay okay no perishing no perishing now all right you guys ready you guys

Ready do you want to just like do it again really quick you want to just do it again how you feeling how you feeling should we should we should we do this again should we do this again 420 no you think I should wait wait a little longer wait a little longer yeah

All right I’ll wait a little longer I’m just worried one of them is gonna perish in the in the meantime which should be not ideal all right here we go here we go here we go we’re gonna Crow for a mob I just don’t think it would be as um

Interactive probably as some others but we have parrot and Sky manta rays you you think we need more flying mobs I don’t know Phantom kind of has a bad taste in my mouth sure Cara would like Crow but Cara also liked the glow squid so villagers can become willing by having

Either three bread 12 carats 12 potatoes 12 beetroot slots in their inventory well the thing is we’re we’re thinking here about uh what’s their cool down is all you know so that’s all we’re thinking about right meow how long until they do them baby makings you think you think they’re like almost there

I also get more probably a point where you have enough to make all the bookshelves in terms of sugar cane and it’s just leather okay okay all right all right everybody’s here everybody’s still alive okay um crows could in theory they could bring you like shinies or something but

The problem with that is we have alleys so it’d be kind of stepping on the toes of the alley we wouldn’t want to step on the toes of the alley even though alley is pretty rare they’re not used quite as much but they are pretty cute and just doof like that

Should we try it again should we go for it again we got a villager at 4 14. all right that means we may be about there do it do it do it do it do it do it child you are not ready for this do not

Go and try to pick up the freaking carrots they are not for you child do not interfere with the carroting okay child don’t look at the don’t we got contact with the child don’t make eye contact with the child don’t do that’s weird don’t do it oh boy we got him

We got him that was weird but we got him uh okay well I’m glad they’re not shy FBI open up uh cool now the uh sad saddest part about this is that these two children are about to watch their parents perish in front of them

Well maybe I don’t want to see that uh but they will grow up and they will have a great time and stuff like that Batman wanted Batman too uh let’s do this so we can have more Elite foreign I wonder when I get a man’s who allows

Me to trade for End Portal frames because Heck if I know how to get in the portal frames in here man I’m reading the two siblings I didn’t say that I was doing that I just that I mean if the parents are not with us any longer then I will have to do

What I have to do I I mean I can’t just you know not do what I have to do okay I mean seriously come on Cara has taught me that that is the thing in snake breeding which I was like oh boy that’s news to hear yeah

Yeah they they they they sometimes take the the parents because like the parent could have a a gene the parent could have a gene that if crossed with the the oh okay well one of the parents has perished that is truly most unfortunate um well at least you guys will grow up

And then be able to make more babies but yeah so it basically yeah one of the one of the parents like you have the kid and then the kid has like uh um the gene that could be crossed with the parent and then output some like really high highly desirable genetic

Information to the next iteration of snakes and so sometimes they do the thing where it’s the parents and the and the kiddos and it’s the whole thing this would technically be a mob drop right so I just thought that I would spread that information to all of you so that

You could be privy to it as well do you have anything useful no not particularly actually that many bones for four iron is not a bad call I have a lot of spare iron that I’m not using so I will do that as a matter of fact thank you well

Also somebody said you can make grass blocks using bone meal and dirt so not something that I uh need right now but had I known it would have been pretty good would have been pretty good for uh doing this whole thing over here and making it full of grass

Not sure why I am surprised about snakes I mean I don’t know it’s just I guess you can’t Supply human things to I also don’t know that it’s actually a it’s like a thing that would occur in nature you know it’s just it seems like a thing that just occurs in snake

Breeding at all but I don’t know anyway we are at 43 level 43 holy heck dude all right so here’s the thing though now I could allocate one of those bookshelves to making a lectern and then we could actually instead of going for the level 30 enchant I could just

Straight up go for efficiency five I’m not sure what we think is better what do we think is a better approach do I just get efficiency five and mending or do we do something else oh I just don’t know if I should wait accumulate all the bookshelves so I can

Get level 30 enchantments do the level 13 chance and then do enchantment cycling with villagers or if I should enchantment cycle with villagers first you know you know you know you know do you know because I don’t know soon Minecraft will have every mob from Mo Creatures wouldn’t that be a fun time

That’d be pretty fun gold all I want in life is to get all the gold I possibly can so that I can should I really need to trade too much for leather and stuff like that oh you’re right I could just get a bookshelf villager and then freaking

Easy stonks doesn’t work anymore but but you know it’ll be chill it’ll be chill that’s a good idea trade for bookshelves I don’t even need to worry about leather anymore that’s the freaking way 100 all right let’s get this lectern rocking and rolling do we have any more

Leather out deer we do we’ve got one that’s exactly what we need ah excuse me you out of 10. why did you specifically call that one you that’s not very nice why would you say Frick that burp in particular huh huh all right is that my stomach no that was my burp

Sounded painful it was gurgly hmm one out of ten you can do better come on grow up grow up please guys when do I get in Portal frames I don’t understand burp sound like nether creatures yeah that’s why we had the hoglin burp voice I sound like you’re dead

What if I am your dad what if what if you’re my long-lost child huh what if that’s the case you never know you never know what could be how many emeralds do we have by the way to be able to do some bookshelf trades we have 27 in there I feel like we’ve

Probably got a good amount in Hebrew right okay yeah yeah that’d be pretty good for bookshelves trade Arenas it’s very sad that you are very soon to perish can I have some money please then Dad oh no you see I I think you will um

I think I I plan to teach you a lesson son on on fending for yourself out there in the world I should have the lessons I teach sorry I’m getting into gas stations invoice that’s maybe father voice too father slash gas stations in um just fines thank you for the sub much

Appreciated that’s just fine dude I’m curious on like what occasions do you because now now people like Father give me money um on what occasions do you ask your parents for money do you get an allowance actually that’s a question that’s a good question do you get like a

Weekly or monthly allowance from your parents or is it all on you or on an as needed basis can you be like can you spot me a few bucks how does this work in your household Christmas and birthday only okay okay no allowance never get allowance [Applause]

If I’m in dire need I’ll ask you get monthly all right weekly allowance Christmas and B day 20 each week for food that was kind of what I got I got like I got five dollars three days a week to go get lunch um because they would do I I assume it’s

Pretty standard to have off-campus lunches at uh high schools at least so um yeah we would I would get five dollars three days a week you suggest Fortune enchant yeah it’s like a possibility we’re getting five dollar lunch well you know this was also uh like 14 to 17 years ago

God dang it’s like 14 to 17 years ago so uh their things were cheaper things were cheaper yeah five dollar footlongs were actually a thing in fact there was a a weekly special well no it was like the sub of the day that’s what it was Subway

Had the sub of the day and God dang I think it was Thursdays where Italian BMT day and you could get the sub of the day I’m pretty sure it was three dollars it was three dollars for the sub of the day maybe like two dollars and eighty

Cents or something like that and now for the first time I’m sounding like my parents when they were like I don’t remember when gas was it 10 cents a gallon an hour with milk with five percent bread will buff 10 cent for love bread and that’s what I that’s now what are

What are five dollar footlongs now I haven’t been to a Subway in quite some time they must be gnarly dude It’s gotta be like what like nine dollar foot lungs now or something nine to twelve oh Jiminy cribness Jiminy caribness your parents sounded like that absolutely 100 that’s exactly exactly

What they sounded like spot on impersonation nobody’s ever done it better ever in a million years if you go listen to the video I done with my mom and my dad you you hear that they sound exactly like that you hear they sound exactly like that have a perfect spot on right there

Damn dude you still remember the five dollars all right I’m sorry you had to watch both your parents people parent Parish hippo perish what a new what a new great nice new emotes um I need you to grow up and and when that happens you do have to grow up fast

So please grow up fast for me no are you getting new Minecraft with my parents I don’t know what else there would be to do you know but uh you guys are able to do some buried ski yeah now we got two BBS per turn let’s go gigantic plays um

You missed five dollars Little Caesar pizza I don’t think I ever had that but it’s just crazy that a lot of this has happened in the last like three years that’s the crazy part you know inflation was pretty pretty fairly manageable for quite some time and it was like the last three years

Well not even three years more two years it just went and we all done didn’t frict bro was in 2018 three years ago it’s what I feel like too man that’s what I feel like it really does feel like that have my dad build something my dad would

Actually probably be good at building things in Minecraft I bet he could make some really appealing structures yo you become one with the aminals why I don’t understand it’s just useless man it’s just useless I mean folks that were born in 2002 are consuming alcohol in the United States

Let’s not even let’s not even think about the part where 2005 when the Xbox 360 came out they’d be drinking in the UK well let’s be honestly 12 years old drinking in some places in Europe but legally drinking in the UK oh my god dude oh my God how did this happen

The Xbox 360 was like old news for you by the time that you got to the point of like being conscious of consoles and the ability to play them it was old news it was like what that’s that’s so long ago freaking Xbox 360 who plays on that it’s

2010 and I’m five years old and I’m making YouTube videos it’s 2010. also why is 2010 that long ago that’s what’s freak yo he grew up dang you just popped into existence there my man that was crazy to see crazy absolutely crazy to witness right there you feel so old

You came here for a good time and now you just feel old it’s kind of my motto on life in general make sure to like the video for a good time and now just feeling old you know hey but you know what we’re not too decrepit yet

We got a few more years until decrepitization hits Um okie dokie this is good this is good um we got a man’s we got a man’s with a plans here I think should we do a quick cycle and then see if we can get like a bookshelf trade that would be kinda slick here we go mate here we go each time

It’s time to do a little bit of a library of fine now let’s just imagine we were playing in 1.20.2 we would be in for a bad time right now because we would have a jungle villager but we wait actually this is a question because this is weird right so we’re in

Planes but this is supposedly a jungle villager would he count as jungle villager in the way of like what trades are accessible at each tier or would he count as a Plains villager in terms of what is accessible at each tier how would it work like so even though he had the jungle

Texture would he count as a planes man like with the trade showing here be planes thank goodness we ain’t got to worry about that right now dude Trey’s not it did they actually do you think are they are they scrapping that for now did they go on second thought

Let’s think of something else I don’t actually know the follow-up since then okay so what are we stopping for we stop for I think we stopped for efficiency five and efficiency 5 kind of only right because other than that other than that I or mending Infinity 5 are mending

Because Fortune we can get from the enchantment table and uh you think Fortune three but Fortune you can get from the enchantment table and once we start enchanting things having mending will be nice do I just do I just do that do I just say that’s fine

No okay here’s my question what if efficiency 5 rolls up and it’s 64. oh my God everyone says oh my God dude I’m never gonna see I’m never gonna see efficiency I’m gonna do a democracy right now here we go democracy has spoken and the folks they don’t want us to settle

Well it didn’t do it didn’t do efficiency five next so um all right if we get efficiency for again and is it a good price I’m probably gonna stick with it you know on the plus side though we’re waiting for the other villager to um to grow up and then we

Can do some breed skis at the same time so it’s okay it’s all right Leighton two written Titan rooting tootin Luton well here’s the thing right we are we are at time for the episode so what might be a good idea is to just take care of this in between

The episodes like I always definitely do when I say I’m gonna do something in between episodes like sort out my inventory and then I always end up doing it and not forgetting to do it and then having to do it later on that never happens you’re saying efficiency 564 is

Bad that was basically 60 Emerald I know I know it was which is cheaper than is 60 less than 64 actually 58 is 58 less than 64. I I think it oh hey mate what’s up we got a new man’s up in here we got mans for days

What’s up big mans what’s up big men’s I mean we could do some villager traitorinoing or breederinoing uh not ready to do that yet okay okay okay okay okay okay they grow up so fast they grow up so fast alrighty here we go there’s the there’s the play

Who’s it gonna be I’m gonna do 10 more 10 more all right two three four five six seven not even any books eight Jesus Christ not what is happening right now did they forget how to trade for books God dang one more like five in a row holy frick one more book

Oh my God and no all right well I’ll work on in between episodes make sure to like the video subscribe as far as we follow Twitter Kevin Sparkles go Kevin Sparkles Apex hosting Logitech Astro get yourself some discounts check the links in the description and I’ll see you next time