Hello everybody welcome back to the SDM
PP um I’ve been visited by the prank
wiin let’s hope you find the gift he
left before it finds
you who is the prank
wiin
um remove Astros HOA fine and the king
is set
free
[Laughter]
uh
H I don’t know I don’t know if I
can that’s a mighty friendly greeting
after kidnapping the
king you
know you
know I I don’t that doesn’t seem in line
with the uh with what has been what has
taken place here I don’t know have I
found any
gifts is there are there any giftings
around this area H I don’t
know we’ll have to convene a meeting of
the HOA in order to discuss possible
things but if you know I I feel like
threatening the uh the presidents of the
HOA is
you know not the best negotiations act
if you’re if you’re looking to get the
fines
uh lessened perhaps
H I don’t know anyway we need to expand
the crop plantage here use fortune on
crops what what if I don’t want to you
might already not have like what if I
don’t want to you
know oh can we right no you can’t right
click the crops why would you lie to me
balls to lying lying absolute lies yeah
go ahead go yeah you go look for my
balls yeah of course all right hi there
Jordan you lose your balls I did lose my
balls you heard that I’m sorry I’m sorry
St my n I’m sorry that happened that’s
unfortunate yeah um so I wanted to ask
you about something real quick um if
it’s not too much of a bother okay so
first day on the server jly teleports
behind me and just gives me an HOA
non-compliance sign before I even built
a house uh-huh well you you do need have
house possi yeah could you Poss I have
actually built a house now and I would
like to know if I’m HOA compliant cuz I
don’t want to get fined or anything cuz
that would suck hi Ted hey
hi he Joo you got some cool shoes on
what’s going on there hey I have no idea
I I I robbed a zombie of
them and now I don’t take fall damage
which is good for me cuz I’m stup some
might call somebody say you should start
making music because now your name is I
got I was I was going to say that too
but then I didn’t that was good okay
there we go I figured it
out okay um yeah but if if you have some
time I don’t live super far away if you
could if you could just look at my house
and make sure I’m not [ __ ] up that
would be cool yeah yeah did you throw a
tomato at me that’s can can I have some
more I want to make some ketchup I did
um okay so where’s your house oh it’s
pretty close I’ll show you it’s right
okay sounds good we’ll go check it out
okay thank you for doing this I know
you’re a very busy man you have yeah no
Pro no no problem at all I mean I’m I
I’m here to ensure that the property
values are consistent across the server
Jordan this is great hey hi hello how
are you how are you doing I’m doing well
I’m just doing some h duties at the
moment um yeah I about I was going to
ask you an HOA question I’ll let you
handle this first okay good God we’re
getting some lag running over here my
goodness over lot of images uh so
where’s this house that you speak of
here here I’ll I’ll put you in a boat I
promise I’m not kidnapping
you h i I don’t know if that was a
thought that crossed your mind earlier
but promise I’m not slightly okay well
here give me give me one second we got
to go over this way real quick
this is what happens when you’re
president of the HOA a lot of Duties
come up and they wonder why they have to
pay because all of this management
there’s a lot of management that’s
required yeah Josh uh he took all the
courts in the nether oh I heard I heard
you guys have beef heard you guys have
beef no I mean you know he’s he’s
relatively HOA compliant it’s just that
I
uh yeah I could use a bit of that yeah
for the driveway for the
McLarens um don’t have that anymore but
the the the cars are in the garage as
well as the king who’s been kidnapped
over HOA things um oh I did see that he
was in a bird cage yes it was very cool
okay well here here we are this is this
is the this is the nut check okay now
did you like you were just given the HOA
non-compliance it wasn’t on your door
nobody looked at this before I didn’t
even have a house
uhhuh let’s see let take a take a quick
look around yeah yeah yeah yeah
H now to be clear there were no uh
formal penalties issued by my co-
president yeah no no penalties no
penalties got it okay I mean um yeah
nothing nothing’s floating but you do
you do have a bit of a safety violation
in here unfortunately oh do I yeah you
see uh some H just helpless individual
could wander into your house and they
could trip and they could splatter
themselves on the stone
cutter so you’re going to need to you
just need to make sure that that
something is on top of it or it’s Out Of
Reach or something like that you know
cuz you okay yeah you you wouldn’t want
to end up on that let me let me let me
just move this um just move it move it
right over there is that good is that
good no because someone could trip on on
to your furnaces and end up on top now
you just hurt the HOA co-president um so
that’s going to be a diamond at least
for my pain and
suffering oh okay yeah no I’m I’m sorry
here uh let’s
see I’m very I’m very poor here I’m
going
to let’s see I I I I put it away here’s
your diamond good sir thank you this
will go into the HOA treasure
account I appreciate your quick
compliance um let me I I just quick look
oh yeah that’s my right there sorry
about that okay hang out there this
looks this looks okay um okay I mean I
would I would give your duck a home
because you know you run the risk of
feces contaminating your crops which is
very bad for people who you’re going to
that’s bit of a health code violation um
uh but other than that let’s just check
your upstairs
yeah you know now that you’ve uh where
where are you going to put the stone
cutter oh um let’s see I’ll I’ll put
it
o
h let’s
see you know that it’s a pretty easy
solution he yeah wait I think I think we
this is the easiest solution I think is
we put it right
[Music]
here and then we yep and yep does that
you know you could have done that like
there’s a much simpler way to do this
which
is
that oh yeah does that work is that okay
oh yeah cuz i r okay fair that’s fair
exactly I appreciate that you were you
know you were overthinking it a little
bit but that’s always it’s better to
overthink than underthink that’s what I
always say
um yeah you seem good I mean if you
would like I can um I don’t have a
camera and item frame on me at the
moment okay uh if you do I can give you
a compliance poster otherwise I’ll have
to get back to you later on that okay no
worries you you just take your time I’ll
I’ll take this down for the time being
but uh whenever you got some free time
stop you know what actually here come
come back over come back come back to my
house and I’ll give you a replacement
for that okay okay that sounds good all
right I’ll even show for you back oh
thank you that’s so kind of you yeah no
problem no problem at all how are you
finding it here in our uh
development okay so I’ve been told to
ask you real quick about the gobbies
what are the gobes uh you’ll find them
near spawn they are just uh hold on I I
do need to check this really quick okay
you proper supports that’s that’s good
yeah yeah yeah I I had to make sure I
had to make sure oh now you’re SC you’re
shuffering me okay there we go but yes
gobbies uh yeah they are just um they’re
a bit smelly and so we try to leave them
confined to that the hole over
there that’s fair that’s fair I I’m not
a big fan of goblins you were not
planning on having any in your house no
no not at all if I saw any I would I
would smack them with a comedically
large Mallet until they were a pulp that
I would have to clean off my floor okay
that sounds great you’ll fit right in
here you’ll fit right in I see you uh
was there simply not enough room over in
the uh main main community area or do
you just prefer to be more honestly I’m
just scared of the lag to be honest with
you so I I just decided to go across the
way yeah I uh it was not this bad
yesterday was it not no we may need to
Institute some more HOA rules about uh
pictures which is unfortunate because
pictures are very fun does not play nice
with uh with other mods sometimes and to
many of them ends up getting
laggy yeah okay let me I’m going to take
a nice
photo let’s see where did I put that
over
here sorry what I’m sorry this is
blowing my
mind
what yeah you know
oh that’s sweet it’s just that’s the
outside I don’t know yeah no I’m sorry I
I it’s the small things that get
me all right here we go and um all right
sir you
may take that and pop it on oh my God
thank you so much I appreciate that than
not a problem thank you for being a
valuable member of the kind of far away
from our community
yeah no yeah no problem that’s awesome
well you take care and enjoy my diamond
I will do well the HOA will it’s not
mine oh not like greasing my wheels
right you know I keep them in a separate
account oh okay that that yeah that
makes sense the HOA treasury
account all right well best of luck uh
I’ll leave you to it okay sounds great
I’ll catch you later all right thank you
so much damn he doesn’t even know that I
[ __ ] in my bed
oh did I say
that so anyway I don’t know
where uh crenos
went hello
crenos is he coming no he’s
not
home hello cab Sparkles
hello I healed oh you did that’s amazing
I’m so happy you know no hard feelings
from the beating to a pulp thing right
no uh there’s nothing permanent you know
bones will heal Sticks and Stones
something something something that is
good I broke my toe once I don’t know
too much other than that in terms of
broken bones healing you know sometimes
you got to kick a orc skull and break a
toe or
whatever yep
yep uh it looks like I do have some bad
news the King has been kidnapped yeah
he’s actually it’s you know it’s a
strange kidnapping effort because they
kept him in in my garage actually but I
just don’t have the key to the bird cage
well at least you know he’s you could
feed him and put little kibble in the
cage and all that good stuff I hope he
likes fish oh he just gobbled it right
up oh my gosh he loves it he loves it
did you see um did you see my new uh
remodels to the
car uh I’m oh my gosh it’s got the Spade
doors iron doors yeah it’s got the
Lamborghini doors and stuff you know
yeah windshield windshield doors it’s a
full full car now I really like that but
there’s this weird dude in the center
doing a double thumbs up what is up with
that guy I don’t I don’t actually know
who that
is do you know who that is I think his
name is
Justin oh Justin’s in my garage he’s in
your garage he’s Barefoot even oh God
he’s got the dogs
out huh how did he get
there I do like this weirder hotter
version of Justin yeah see this is good
because you know I can just leave the
leave my stream kind of trained on that
and I should just get more viewers oh GE
oh I want to oh my you’re a genius well
we’re satisfying both like it’s
it’s you know oh wait oh God I just
realized my license plate has been
vandalized it’s now a
fart
oh no it’s the small details oh not the
V6 fart that is so tragic ah
jeez now I’m going to get
arrested oh that’s that’s all right cops
love that sort of stuff well no but it’s
not going to match the registration so
I’m going to get arrested when I drive
it oh that’s true oh what happened here
who’s getting arrested I might for
driving with a vandalized license plate
that’s crazy Mar is drunk driving in a
couple hours I think I think Astro
did hi hello have you seen my cat is
that your HOA question oh no no no that
wasn’t the question I just want to know
if do you do you have you seen my cat oh
that’s your cat yeah sorry I thought you
lost your cat and you were asking for
help no no that’s my cat I just want to
show you guys my cat butat is that
wasn’t the question I had different
question for you I someone or Lark you
me you did sort of overwrite the 911
memorial with your cat though oh my
[ __ ] god well I wanted to help
rebuild it in a way that also involves
my cat in some way you know people
people will look at this and think oh
well that’s more cute than the tragedy
that happened you know Kos I’m a New
Yorker so I can say I allow it okay
that’s that’s all that’s all the
approval I need oh my God oh my God
sorry I just couldn’t let it happen they
hit the
second not even can stop it yeah not
even oh it’s back so what’s your uh HOA
question oh yes so I so the first rule
of course is Thou shalt not float yes
correct um but I wanted to build uh my
own Prime real estate I wanted to build
floating islands and then put a house on
it if it’s but if the house itself
wouldn’t be floating the L below it
would be floating what are your thoughts
on that oo boy God I mean for
clarification it would look cool uhhuh
it wouldn’t look bad it wouldn’t look
cringe if if I can put my two cents um
in this in this Minecraft world floating
islands are naturally occurring that is
true I saw some that way so they are a
real thing mine would just look bigger
where would this be
located I was thinking over the ocean
between like you know between Connor and
Josh’s area just somewhere around there
in the in the sky uh see like boat under
it maybe and you would there be let’s
say balloons attached to this to to
allow it to suspend itself in the air so
so should there be like some some power
source that’s keeping it afloat you know
like some external thing yeah I can add
whatever you think would look whatever
would be complying with the if the
island were you know say the ground were
made of cloudlike material or there were
balloons suspending it or it had jet
boosters coming out of the
bottom okay I could build some jet
something that that makes it look like
it’s not just sitting there in the sky
butor something that’s forcing it to be
up some power source
um yeah that no I I think it just it
can’t just it can’t just be there
otherwise it’s MH yeah yeah it’s so yeah
just pick pick something that it’s going
to be the propulsion system and
um yeah it should be I think like I
don’t think there’s anything Banning
Rockets or hot air balloons so you know
there’s technicalities they wouldn’t
they it way is fine with you know you
know rocket systems constantly into the
ocean you know I’m sure they’re that
would yeah yeah yeah as long as you’re
not um putting anyone’s house under it
in the shade causing a lot of monsters
to appear in their house then would
never that I would never I would never
okay um well I appreciate it I guess
I’ll I I’ll just use your word as gospel
I won’t even talk to schot about it I
tried to talk to schot about it and then
he he shoed me away so I’m glad you gave
me the opportunity to plead my case okay
I mean you know if he ends up having an
issue that’s not really on me um I’m
just kind of coming at you because I’m
I’m the strict like constitutionalist
according to the bylaws I suppose floats
is you know doesn’t really overlap with
it’s flying right so yeah floating good
how are you here and in my
garage oh well that’s not me that’s uh
that’s okay yeah that’s me I don’t
know let me look at this
whoa a is that the Fallen Kingdom
King yeah he was kidnapped but left at
my house in my
garage I see you hung up uh some some
art Captain this is very amidst the
vandalism there was some uh Improvement
that was
made yeah that’s uh that’s a big
Improvement uh why am I bald I’m bald
what someone made me bald I mean that’s
you isn’t it but you can it just it’s a
good reminder of like what’s you know
your Minecraft skin with the smiley it’s
not a smiley
face that is true it’s not a smiley face
the goatee right yeah that’s my goatee
you know I I I can’t grow a full beard
embarrassingly there’s like the Steve
like skin thing from like 10 years ago
all over again like is it a beard is it
a smile who knows does anyone actually
know I don’t know I have no idea I think
it’s a beard yeah Tik Tok account just
posted a like a handdrawn picture and he
it was a goatee oh okay oh okay okay so
so so it was a goatee the whole time
yeah and to think to think we thought it
was we thought he was happy Captain what
what’s up with your what’s up with your
uh license plate oh you gave a license
plate it’s uh well this is actually
moist provided some um things to
complete the incomplete vehicle so the
doors wind shield and license
plate oh okay I see I see oh cuz it was
what was half a half a car yeah it just
wasn’t a complete vehicle before it’s
got suicide doors like a Lamborghini
exactly cool or scissor it looks like
you’re to H in too uh because asro was
displeased with the HOA fin for um
housing uh bug
infestation and propaganda there was
propaganda against the other HOA
president so their first thought was to
kidnap yeah you know it’s and and I feel
like negotiating with uh kidnappers is
you know not the thing to do it re
enforces that that can be an effective
strategy and and that’s bad in our HOA
system we shouldn’t allow that we can’t
negotiate with kidnappers or terrorist
terrorist no it’s always good to have
upstanding citizens here who who support
the HOA and and the fact that it’s here
for all of us for property values I I
want to I would love to be HOA compliant
I don’t want to I don’t want to cause
any issues I’m also too broke to pay the
fees so I gotta have you built a house
yet no it’s my first day on here I’ve
been on here for well I want to build a
house but there’s no really good place
to do it so I was going to make my own
land in the sky I mean there we’re we’re
we’ve kind of just been extending this
area outwards more I mean this there’s
like it sounds more of a design it
sounds like a design choice though the
desire to have a I I want to stand out
you know what I a rocket propelled
boosted floating hot air balloon island
of sorts this I’ve got I’ve got a thing
for floating islands you know what I
mean whose house is that over there
that’s Emma new yep oh that’s nice oh
that is a new house that is a new house
it’s brand new look at that we got to
work on making a nice I’m currently
squatting in in Hunter Apartments over
there that way so it was nice of him to
build additional housing he was really
thinking of everybody else when he did
he doesn’t know I’m there yet but um
it’s fine I’ll be out before he notices
oh you are actually you are actually
squatting I am actually you know we were
actually just talking yesterday me and
Michael about uh squatters and trying to
remove the
I I feel like this might be a I feel
like this might be an HOA violation
Captain these are trap doors these these
are not actually uh I feel like I saw
you do that actually I feel like I saw
you I’m confused where is the HOA
violation here well you’re impr properly
using trap
doors for for I’m sorry where is this in
the bylaws where is this in the bylaws
well I read the bylaw I didn’t unspoken
thing I mean this is unspoken start
using trap doors do you just do you just
look at the United States Constitution
and go like H you know there’s some
unspoken stuff in there too huh you do
that no I don’t I don’t I don’t believe
in the Constitution actually I think
it’s a that’s an incredibly innan thing
to say nah nah people sign that thing
man it’s official that is true what
signed but I didn’t see him sign it so
how do I know it’s even real how do we
know it’s real you know why cuz it’s an
unspoken thing I never heard any anyone
tell me that they signed it I just saw
it that we got to build one in the on
the server we got to build a
constitution we’ve got to steal the
Declaration of
Minecraft it’s actually not a bad idea
we should have a we should have a we
should have an sdmp Constitution yeah
cuz wait you’re you’re saying that squ
rights HOA bylaws are basically the the
Constitution it’s fair enough actually
that that that is a good point you can’t
just you can’t just make things up so
it’s just that is that is the way that
it is and yeah we might have to add some
amendments that’ll be voted on between
me and J schlatt and uh one of them may
be squatter related
possibly do the uh yeah if you can give
me some rights to to squat in his
apartment I’d appreciate it I’m not sure
it’s going to go in that direction yeah
I was GNA say you think about
it might be the
opposite ah well but if you have a
complaint
you can write it down in a book and then
you can toss it into our our complaint
bin uh I did see the complaint bin
earlier it it looked full it was full of
stone when I saw it I was just
illuminated
usually well it was Lally full of stone
like there was just Stone there has
someone vandalized the HOA complaint bin
because oh no I fixed it because I’m
still complying way I fix my
community that’s that’s great exactly I
want I want to be a Star Citizen being
being a good citizen should be
considered the bare minimum really yeah
I I I mean I would say to play on this
server you know just just being a just
being a decent citizen is probably a
probably a good place to
start uh you know make everyone kind of
feel a little bit more welcome around
here while Astro is kidnapping Kings and
oh I mean we I’m currently just ignoring
the situation cuz the king is safe in my
house I fed him a a fish earlier so he’s
wellfed um I might not have the key but
um I can’t negotiate with with well you
know uh bad people terrorists terrorists
yeah I was trying not how to say that
word for YouTube um but yeah them oh I
didn’t know that is that bad for
monetization I’m not honestly sure I
haven’t tried that one
before okay does does that word not show
up very often in your content you know
admittedly it it hasn’t um but we’re
going to find out now if it becomes a
problem I guess you can tell you what
Captain Sparkles any any money that you
would have made from this this uh this
VOD or video I don’t know do you do you
cut down your your vods into highlights
no they’re completely
uncut okay well any money that you would
have made from this multi-hour long
video on YouTube you can take directly
out of my pocket okay if it gets
demonetized got it so you’re giving me
the ability to go right into your chests
in your house and dig out any any sort
of
Damages oh I was I was quite literally
saying I will give you my actual oh you
were going to give routing routing and
an account number will okay give you my
you seen his house did you see the house
he had have have you seen it yeah I’m
I’m standing right outside of it no like
this is my house no I meant like a real
one but what this is a real house do you
think this is a fake house
I saw your cars you’re right yeah yeah
I’ve never seen Captain Sparkle’s house
I don’t I don’t property you can give
them all the money you want all right
I’m broke he needs it I mean look at
look what he’s wearing he doesn’t even I
mean this house isn’t going to pay for
itself huh where’s your shoes Gold Crown
uh my shoes I’m I’m they they freeze
they freeze my crops so I’ve had to take
them off I mean I don’t know everyone
thinks Captain Sparkles is you know
pretty loaded but look I mean the man
doesn’t even have shoes to wear right
now he’s got in fact I don’t even have
legs or feet that I can see if I look
down so that’s crazy I your your shoes
Justin look like my cat yeah they uh
it’s the one over there and that the 911
memorial that’s my cat I’m literally
wearing wearing cats listen to this hold
on listen I’m
listening wow those I feel like that
shouldn’t be that feels like animal
cruelty if you ask me kind of is like
they’re alive and you’re stepping on
them no cats not a thought behind those
eyes all they know is Eat Hot Chip and
lie I mean they’re not chip and lie yeah
is that is that is that your is that
your first time hearing that uh that
Meme reference yeah I don’t know what
that is it’s really F it’s actually
really funny you don’t know that is
that’s that’s all right that’s all right
that’s all right what did I miss uh
you’re checking guys what my chat is is
oh my goding very hard right
now we just educated Captain Sparkles on
uh on Eat Hot Chip and lilore know your
meme.com is this is it an old meme
though like was this from my youth I
would say this is like I would say this
is probably like 2019 2019 oh okay
that’s not that old that’s like yeah I
mean with the whole Co thing that’s
basically
yesterday half a decade I
okay the half a decade doesn’t count
because it was basically no time time
passed instantaneously as soon as Co hit
to now it’s the same
time that’s true it has been kind of a
blur that is true it has it’s really
have have you ever thought it’s really
weird that someone who like was just
starting high
school they’re like Midway through
University now like when Co hit Midway
through they’re like high school now
they’re Midway through University isn’t
that
weirds fake no I mean listen seems fake
it shouldn’t be that way when Co started
I was 17 I just turned 18 and I’m 22
now just think you would have graduated
University years ago I was going to
graduate that year I was class of 2020
uhhuh so didn’t
happen wait did you wait did you not
graduate high school either no I
graduated high school actually I didn’t
funny or I guess I did I I did a GED
year later but I was but I was supposed
to do a ceremony in 2020 and it didn’t
happen cuz I’ve coet yeah I’m a uh I’m a
I’m an elementary school dropout I’ve
for a while ah dude you don’t know
fractions who’s taking photos
Che hey why the Vandal is in my
house
I Captain Sparkles yeah I don’t I don’t
know how to I don’t know how to approach
this cuz I don’t really feel like oating
with well we’ve already said it
terrorists well at this point I mean the
king had it coming hello toen the king
did nothing wrong the king is innocent
although you left him you left him in my
house so I at least uh it’s not too bad
did you let him free or is he still
there oh he’s he’s still in his cage but
I fed him I fed him
fish what do you say though I mean you
let the HOA fine go and the king is safe
okay but this this is a thank you for
the apples uh this is a this is a joint
HOA and you did have a bug infestation
and you also you also had
propaganda that that was taken very
personally by my
co-president he didn’t like the the
Opium Farm or no the green the green
propaganda photo hello hello
oh that I’m talking Australian to them
um how about this I’ll take down half
the bugs thank you Mr toson and the king
is free and my HOA fine is revoked
deal I don’t think I don’t think we can
do a full HOA fine revocation without
the approval of the co-president kill
the king April Fool’s joke how are you
going to do that I’m going to trap the
king in my house and execute him guo
style sorry it’s good
okay you don’t have to be that
rash all right toast about carrots buddy
take
down take down all the bugs all the bugs
all the bugs all the bugs we can’t have
infestations in this HOA you’re lowering
property values okay the guillotine is
being raised Sparkle you are lower there
is no guillotine at my house the king is
still here Frank not for long good luck
have fun if you if you for [ __ ] I all
you have to do is remove the bugs that’s
all it’s so
easy the
king you don’t want to you don’t want to
make an enemy of the king I’m going to
kill the king oh my God as you don’t
want to do that you don’t want to do
that you will you will regret it you
might not even live to regret
it let him go let him go hey hey give
give give us some time K let me let me
talk let me talk let me talk with negoti
okay okay speak some reason you’re going
toate with the terrorist I’m not going
to negotiate but I you know she’s my
friend I I think I can maybe talk her
out of it I just just just give me a
chance give me a chance we don’t need to
be rash hey I need to go it doesn’t
sound good let me go check let me go
check
okay
unbelievable unbelievable unhinged to to
even contemplate
this
God
uh
is uh no no schlatt is not not present
at the moment to be able to address this
problem but if if anything further
happens to the king while I’m trying to
lockpick this yes we we will have to do
something with the sword of
power we will not we will not stand for
any abuse of the king
god
dude also though to be fair if she does
do anything to the
king the prince the hero not someone you
want to have after you not someone you
want to have after you very powerful guy
you’ve seen his
moves he will he will destroy right
absolutely
destroy
he will he will one punch and the and
and part of the home part of the home
will be shattered and
destroyed also yes he might not be
alive that does put a wrench in the plan
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um
Frick well we have a time machine we we
have a time machine right we have a time
machine it’ll be fine it’ll be fine um
JMC thanks for the raid Claud with 19
months don’t know uh very cool okay so I
oh I want to um I got to go get mending
and and stuff with the uh okay I got to
while this is being worked out piure of
the tower I need to go buy I need to go
buy things I need to go buy
things where’s my stuff where’s my stuff
there’s my stuff godam dang dude wait
any more arrows oh no dude well it’s
fine oh frick I need to bring books
books books do I have any books are the
books back in the other
house wait where are
they wait are there books in no wait
where are the
books I don’t know where the books
are why do I not have some stuff that I
thought I had
um
H yeah it might be at the other house
all right that’s chill wait let me bring
just in case though I want to bring that
and I’m going to bring it’s always good
to have paper anyway in case you got to
you know take some photos so it’ll be
good that that’ll be there we go good
good where do I put that in there in in
there all right
everybody let’s go build a cool s God
dang it do I want make a lecturn too oh
God do I want to make lecturn so that I
can do this stuff I don’t know let’s
see I don’t know let’s see dude Family
Mart has a book fair M that’s cool but I
don’t have any money on me right now
well I have the eight eight rubies but
that’s not very
much I also man I’m going to have to
complete my house at some point at least
the farm the farm is making making
produce this is good wait how do you
make the lights alternate in in color I
didn’t know you could do that wait
that’s so cool I want my pink to
alternate with I don’t know another
color I don’t know what the color would
be but you had two bulbs oh
what wait that’s crazy do you get twice
as many or does it actually just cost
twice as much basically in order to
do I think pink and white could look
pretty pretty
nice pretty
nice also I’m going to eventually need
to get like some kind of freaking um
whatchacallit oh God I should have I
should have got wood should have got a
bunch of dark oak before I came over um
should end purple and green no don’t
worry the new Minecraft snapshot took
care of
that I like uh I like the arrows that
point to my portal it’s very
good someone put a bench outside of our
portal okay cool cool very nice
ah Michael add of the chalk I was
wondering who would do something like
that purple and green lights they
said no that honestly that seems kind of
crazy do I have books over here do I
have books let me see hello Mr Gollum
how you doing mate it’s been a while
hope everything is good hope everything
is great oh there’s our books let’s go
baby oh my God we got a baby
quacker wow that’s so cute that’s
amazing um do have any wood we got a
little bit of wood W do we have any
anything any other stuff no not really
anything good I should bring some stuff
back
though baby little quacker dude oh dark
oak wait I have any bones oh God dang it
I don’t have any bones here shoot could
have grown the dark oak damn
it Bodie and Bodie multiple
Junior can’t do that um I’m going to get
dud it honestly I think I’m going to get
rid of frost Walker hey Michael mchill
is here oh my
goodness oh freak I don’t have the
grindstone even
um whatever we’ll worry about that later
we’ll worry about that later yeah bod
the thir dude B the thir let’s head over
to that Village dude one of these days
I’m going to need to find um what was
that other one that was really cool and
awesome I forgot I forgot what it
was there was another artif oh the the
yeah the infinite
steak God that’s what I need in my life
I need the infinite steak so
badly man oh flying is fixed no
kidding this is big news okay uh a heck
our Fletcher for sticks is back at that
house honestly I’m probably just going
to need to make some more Fletchers over
at this Village I also need to make a
nether portal so we can just get here
way quicker than
before but
anyway yeah I don’t know I don’t
know all right I might just uh yoink
well Wood’s not going to really help
here all right hey
hey hey how we looking now we looking
pretty good pretty pretty good here hey
I’m going to need to get some more stuff
from you if you don’t mind that great
thank you up to 11 appreciate you and
then do the other trade
God at the beginning of the day this is
great for Max Reston and stuff like
that honestly what we probably should do
is dude if we just like H we don’t even
need bro wait hold on you know what the
best way to get levels is going to be
it’s going to just be like straight up
okay we get another mending book for
that bro it’s just straight up going to
be like bring the skeletons out from the
spawner don’t even need to drop their
health right we just use the sword on
the I feel bad doing the dummy thing I’m
going to be honest doing it on the test
dummy seems
um seems
excessive I don’t know if I don’t know
if people are going to be offended with
that any we do this I think that’s still
enough
right does the
dummy okay hey all right you know what
you know
what is what it is in that case is what
it
is stop with that
mindset stop with that mindset huh what
I need to do is bro I need to get to
level 30 so I can do a full enchant on
this thing though and then after
that then I can
do uh
the other
stuff got to be nice to get like sharp
five I guess the sharp actually no you
want this thing to do less
damage you actually want it to do less
damage don’t you cuz if you kill things
faster then you get less
XP
H yeah that’s true come to think of
it
[Music]
um Cara is messaging about dinner would
sweeping Edge be better yeah sweeping
Edge wouldn’t be too bad but we don’t
have that at the moment unless I just go
and get lucky on an
enchant yeah so Mendy un we don’t even
need Unbreaking because this thing
spawns XP on every hit
so honestly what you could do if you
wanted to trade iron for levels you
could hit iron golems and then and then
heal them poor guys Prometheus it up um
okay did you do Reston let me just see
if I can get a few more so I can buy
another mending book maybe
uh all right thanks mate thanks mate
very nice very good speaking of Cara
have you ever eaten rattlesnake
interesting
segue uh no I have not it’s not actually
something that I consider myself pretty
flexible in the food department but
rattlesnake rattlesnake just comes in at
a resounding I don’t find this appealing
at
all no I’m good I am good Frick uh okay
did I find I didn’t find Unbreaking did
I
man um oh that was a Reston sound that
was a Reston sound oh I had oh I did I
had a bunch more rubies in the in the
other place you’re so right there dude
you’re so right all right there we go
combine it with the other stuff do I do
I could do a cycle see if we can find
something good
maybe Unbreaking plus Mindy on it yeah I
mean Unbreaking would be a really be a
good pickup it would be for sure a good
pickup you have not restoned you slacker
what are you doing oh there’s the H
there’s the thing wait for it wait for
it and boom boom and boom love to see it
infinite stonks huge plays I am going to
oh you know what I’m going to do I can
just use a Lapis sword in order to
repair the diamond axe I need to get I
need to get wood
though need to do yeah yeah let me
um yeah you know what I’m going to do
I’m going to get wood I’m going to go
get more emeralds because I’m going to
want to have more emeralds in my
inventory if I’m going to do some
cycling
and that’s what we’re going to do uh
it’s the way it’s going to be God I hate
doing these trees suck though they’re so
annoying the trees are so freaking
annoying you have to go through so much
durability on this God dang thing I Kuma
bro do 2 by two Spruce
yeah yeah
sometime
someday Over the
Rainbow at least we M faster now you
know what honestly efficiency or
Unbreaking would both be
pretty good
bigups excuse me
let me replant let me replant there we
go there we go um I don’t have any bones
on me that’s the problem so I could do
this just so that we have it for next
time but beyond that not much I can
do all
right are some of these Spruce and some
of these dark
Oak how does it even work
what
what why are some of these Spruce and
like they’re the same shaped
tree but they’re different what the
heck okay that’s weird anyway all right
let me just man I should have
brought
I should have brought some freaking
bones with me but
[Music]
anyway then um let me just uh let me
just
go I having to run back and
forth I really need to make another
portal over
here really got to do that
so I’m just going to go for either
efficiency or Unbreaking those will be
those will be the goals those will be
the goals God it takes so long takes so
long this would be like 50 blocks away
if it was in the nether it would be so
fast so
quick so easy I really need to do
it did I try the poisonous potato update
oh did I oh boy did I got to check the
uh you got to check Captain Sparkles too
I was streaming earlier with
it could check the library oh right cuz
they’ve got stuff in there
true God I thought there was someone up
there and I was so
confused it was just the Golem okay let
me get
that uh where are my yeah I don’t know
why I didn’t keep that on me I didn’t do
that you know what let me let me just
here let me wear these better than the
frost walkie right right right and
then
cool how did that get
there is there infiltration at this
place
too how did the
freaking how did that image get over
here now I’m confused bro okay let’s
test Let’s test no more oh wait oh God
I’m so dumb I mean I’m not cuz I
remembered but we need to trade almost
missed the trade
opportunity all right where you at wait
actually where are they at hold on
what where have they
gone oh they’re over here hey guys okay
hey can I do wait what do you oh yeah
there we
go going just get a few more in
here and you’re going to
repair my
axe he
right thank you mate thank you mate
pleasure doing business pleasure doing
business okay I guess that’s all we get
to do and then over here we do booom
and great thank you guys thank you so
much uh now that it’s going to be night
time though it’s actually going to be
like a massive pain doing the trades oh
wait did I have any lectrons over here
let me use the crafting table we’re
going to do a quick cycle I swear it’s
going to be tedious but it’s hopefully
going to be worth it at the end of the
day um lecturn lecturn
lecturn why do I do this
every time I think I can favorite
something
because oh God I’m not going to have
enough wood for
this I’ve made a terrible
mistake I’ve made a terrible mistake
okay I have to do that back over the
other
place but yeah basically every time I’m
I’m just like oh yeah I’ll uh I’ll be
able to put something in the favorit
I’ll be able to use ji and I’ll be able
to Quick Queue it up and do everything
that I could ever want but
no nope nope nope jei is not installed
on This Server yet we have it in the mud
pack feel like that should be in one of
the HOA
bylaws that you actually like the server
is legally required to have
ji but
anyway oh God there’s a bad guy there’s
a bad guy there oh dear oh not like this
nope we don’t do that we don’t do that
Mr gravitational force man NOP stop it
stop it right
now freck freak fre fre fre hold on I
just need a little bit more woodage real
quick let me get this thing out of the
way here it’s interrupting the
flow all right who’s our next cycler you
going to be cycling cycle cycle oh wow
two people in here huh how do you still
have your profession you haven’t been
traded with what are we doing whatever
it’s easier that way uh right
on wait do I have a I’ve got a crafting
table in here how
convenient Okie doie nobody gets to
sleep tonight oh my God damn it
seriously
you went into the wall when I broke the
bed and now you’re going to be mad oh
he’s not mad he’s not mad oh thank God I
thought we were going to have a problem
on our hands Oh I thought we were going
to have a real problem on our hands and
I was not going to be about that okay
all right here we go oh my God that’s a
good deal ooh
we ooh that’s good right there I mean
it’s not the best deal but that’s a
pretty good
deal what are you doing don’t blow up my
Village what is
happening freak off oh God I’m oh he’s a
teleporter oh god he’s a teleporter oh
god oh wait that was a Lapis sword wrong
sword get the
yikes is he dead
I don’t have any iron on me man I don’t
have any iron I’m sorry I hope you got
him
though okay sorry by the way people like
why is the why is their music going very
loudly we were just I cute on the music
while we
were uh doing some cycling but the
cycling it happened pretty quickly we
were good to go oh he’s back again this
freaking guy okay dude he’s got like ah
he takes no
damage wait seriously that’s actually
insane
what I hit him I hit him with the the
mega Smite for sword and he is fine okay
I this guy is not fun this guy is not
fun I don’t like him I don’t like him at
all I don’t want that oh you are in oh
God is he like I thought he was leaving
a trail of blood and I was going to be
that so sad I’m going to do I leave oh
God do I
leave
uh but I wanted to do another trade cuz
yeah maybe maybe we can get Unbreaking
really quick that would be huge that
would be absolutely huge for us hold
up okay here we go here we go we can do
this we can do this we can do this easy
easy Unbreaking easy Unbreaking come on
baby come on dude all right uh yeah bat
him I could boat him if we see him again
we we bat
him and then he’ll not know what to do
he’ll be outplayed completely and
utterly outplayed and then it’ll
probably just burn in the
sun where is
he where is
he
coward absolute coward I think he’s
gone all
right buddy it’s
time for you to give the people what
they want which is here’s another good
enchantment like Unbreaking that would
be so cool come on buddy let’s do it
efficiency 2 for 28 after he’s got five
efficiency 5 for 32 you’re crazy dude
out of your
mind come on a villager that’s
topical come on look
it what is happening to
me whatever it was 10 Emerald mending it
was 10 Emerald mending and then the oh
imagine if I actually needed it though
oh my oh this would actually be really
good for uh for this thing wouldn’t it
this would be really good for the lapis
sword but 32 is expensive as Frick isn’t
it although I only I only need to buy it
once I don’t
know I don’t know but dude imagine that
I was actually looking for mending in
the capture frecked up me getting a 10
Emerald that would be crazy yeah okay
not worth whatever you say back to the
Grind another 10 Emerald mending would
you look at that
Frick can’t do it can’t do it that’s not
Unbreaking okay
four
what jat was slain by J schlat
H interesting
three
two and uh this will be the last one and
then I’m going to go see what the
commotion is about and we’ll have to
resume this later God dang it I’m going
to actually switch it to something less
useful so someone doesn’t actually lock
this in on zilk touch
okay useless absolutely useless whatever
I’ll put mending on for now and it’ll be
fine
you were just listening to uh Jordan
Maron on Spotify playing Super Duper
tracks that you can listen to too on
there in youtube.com/ marusic fake
killed me to take my stuff someone save
it
huh I actually I need to rename My Sword
the HOA I should do that now that I’m
under level 30 too far away I need to be
teleported back H that doesn’t seem
legit the long arm of the
HOA that’s another option
yeah
you guys ever seen um
Invincible it’s like
the it’s like the the dudes the the big
dudes who are always cloning each other
and nobody actually knows who the real
one
is hold on so what’s the what’s the
syntax SL by jat using the long arm of
the HOA and that’s
probably
um
using or the HOA
[Music]
bylaws that could be one I think that
might be a good good solution
yeah we do that
yeah and then should we put mending on
this for now we’ll add Unbreaking
after that’ll be fine and then
efficiency five H where do we want that
do we want it on here I think let’s max
out the
old pickaxe Arena that’ll be good
that’ll be real
good okay well we were not entirely
successful unfortunately with our Quest
here but oh well all right hey man I’m
going
just get more thank you cool should have
done the other trades too the IRS but I
mean we’re we’re not I’m not the IRS I
don’t even pretend to be the IRS we are
merely the HOA The
Honorable HOA but not the
IRS all right he’s going to give away
some money huh that doesn’t sound like
him that sounds like the
fake
um feel like I should have left the
stuff over there cuz now I’m going to
forget it
inevitably and go all the way out and
then I’m not going to have the books and
I’m not going to have the rubies and
it’s going to be a whole very
embarrassing situation that I’m going to
have to run all the way back
but whatever I’m going to build another
portal eventually I need to try that I
need to try out this whole
uh testy situation me
I
huh oh hey Captain hey man how’s it
going schlatt is schlatt was sprinting
dude I don’t know what’s going on over
here um it seems like there’s there’s a
fake home oh God everyone is here I’m
going to lose
my is there an event happening right now
that’s anyone would know that’s not
where I sit I sit right here usually
anyone knows I swich up a little bit I
want to Swit up a little bit I’m having
a hard time telling who’s real and who’s
fake
what’s WR you have diamonds on you you
got diamonds on your schlat I don’t have
any diamonds right now the fake schlat
get lost then get get lost hold some
Diamond let let me let me get some
diamonds for you
schlatt so diamonds in that
chest this is really
gross I don’t like I got some app for
you I don’t want they’re in the middle
of keeps the doctor in the middle of oh
my God
don’t sound like that yes there are lots
of
people yeah I got one I got Cobblestone
[ __ ] just ignoring that there’s two
schwager shs too there two the other
swag is pretty [ __ ]
[Music]
quiet that’s the real Josh if I ever
knew thanks for the diamond whose
diamond is that welcome that was mine it
was a gift to you oh was it thank you a
gift to the HOA even absolutely that
you’re not wearing diamonds hey
everywhere he’s not wearing any diamonds
everybody knows he can’t wear
Diamond poor he can’t even wear any
diamonds ever I never wear arm yeah get
the [ __ ] out of here I’m sending you up
into space
[ __ ] what are you
doing
buddy I think you blew up his stuff we
call the challer where I come from I I
think
he we blew up all his stuff yeah I think
it all
that’s that’s that’s what he gets that’s
what he gets for [ __ ] impersonating a
famous person crazy I think I saw him
running earlier yeah he yeah he was
running earlier you doing somebody that
just responded saw I was following one
of you and you’re someone was running
bro I knew only the real one can do the
combo I must go what are you
doing I am I am now away from people I
need to test
exploits what yes can’t believe the ho
is using exploits it’s allowed because
I’m the HOA
uh okay let’s test the I want to test
the test dummy
thing oh wow I wonder which jlap that
was okay there’s a test dummy over here
right let’s see how this
works oh my
God wait does does more crits mean more
experience oops I’ve just
uh done hold on this a good way to
replenish my axe though you
know wait if you got triple dummies and
you sweeping edged
it would that be
gnarly I want to how do you make one of
these how do you make one of these oh
dude I see I should have paid for
sweeping Edge I should have it was a
mistake not to Selen Dragon thank you
for giting a sub and then another sub
that’s very very cool very oh yeah off
hand the ax a good play um okay hold on
hold
on a little bit of that little bit of
that a freck what is it like four over
there I’m pretty sure and then that’s
one of my diamonds so that’s that’s
pretty pretty great okay 32 is too much
yeah but you got to consider the time
value of running back and forth and all
that stuff over and over and over
there’s more to be said than just the
fixed costs
okay but anyway
whatever what’s done is done
so um I really stole someone’s no no
Swagger said it was for
me so I what do you mean if he said it
wasn’t for me I would have happily given
it back cuz I have morals and lots of
them so um anyway hold on hold on hold
on so let’s see if I were
to um how do you make a test dummy
that’s what I’m trying to figure out
test dummy dummy dummy D dummy it is oh
it’s just a hay bale and an armor stand
well that’s pretty straightforward huh
well then let’s do a little bit of
this and oh yeah that was oh sick oh
yeah iron uh
Michael I don’t know where that came
from but Michael did retrieve the iron I
guess hold on that okay cool we got good
iron uh yeah this is going to be good
this is going to be real good real nice
do I have a lot of um I might not have a
lot of wheat but this is why we made the
farm specifically for
[Applause]
this oh there goes one of these yeah
okay I think we got enough now this is
very
good o wee o wee this is
nice this is very nice I’m looking
forward to this
greatly yeah I’m going to have to build
a vault at some point to stick the uh
HOA treasury inside but I don’t know
should that be more in the actual HOA
building than necessarily in in my home
I don’t know we’ll
see um use lanterns as out of torches
yeah considering it I’m consider so if
we triple test D me let’s find out what
it’s going to
do one two
three and then
G okay one two
three and now boom
boom can I hit all three at the same
time
time let’s F oh yeah Ender Chest would
be smart wait does this
splash I can’t tell if it Splash
damages but it does seem like okay let’s
watch how fast the bar is filling
up let’s watch how fast the bar it does
seem like it was filling up quicker how
do I break
you
how do I break
you uh is it like off hand punch oh
there it is shift punch okay
versus it doesn’t seem like the three is
making a difference I think I need
sweeping Edge on it God I should have
bought sweeping Edge why didn’t I do it
damn
it
that’s actually a question okay if I
just do that though
right this feels illegal yeah but
apparently schlatt gave it the
okay um and he is co-president of the
HOA so you
know I mean is this not satisfying to
listen
to we’re almost at level 30 all I want
to do is enchant my leggings and my
boots that doesn’t seem like too much to
ask
right we get to level
33
can’t wait till someone walks in on
me no one sees
anything no one sees
[Music]
anything
sh
get some mending
too oh my God this is goes
crazy
[Music]
oh my God what the heck is
[Music]
happening it’s still going we’re still
going
[Music]
yeah let’s get a new uh you know let’s
get to 36 at least here we’re so close
now oh
freak there we
go
okay
wow wow that was incredible that was one
of the greatest things I’ve ever
done
witnessed anything really um there books
in the backpack did I oh no I put books
away in case we need to do a little
enchantment let’s go to the library
dude that was great
wow wow incredible that was incredible
stuff right there o
wee I could grindstone this but I don’t
think we actually we don’t need anything
else on it do we it’s fine with mending
there’s no need to add anything else at
all other than sweeping Edge but we can
add that in book form
um how are
we looking
here those have enchant Unbreaking God
damn you God dang it what about here o
how four I might honestly do that a
freck I forgot my lapis hold on I’m
dumb uh taco man thank you for the four
months of subbage much appreciated Mr
Man is the man with 42 months um that’s
the number from the thing watched Seth
Bling’s video the other day nice to see
you’re still
goated uh thank you yeah me rocket
League I am known to be quite the player
quite the player indeed oh God the
library doesn’t have a grindstone does
it let me fix that I can contribute to
the communal
Library as the residence HOA man um let
me do
that uh yeah so we need to do one of
these and then sticky poos and then wood
yes yes
yes and boom and
then all right brilliant so
good oh please insult J on the server
God damn
it do I still skate man I haven’t skated
in a very long time teenage me would be
so utterly disappointed in everything
that I stand or don’t stand on a
skateboard
for what a what an absolute loser I am
it’s a sh it’s shameful quite quite
frankly uh okay po four huge po four now
what do we get here I don’t know why I
put that on what do we get on my boots
good stuff Pro three that’s not good
stuff that’s not good stuff I’m going to
even un undo my Unbreaking
three and it’s going to show Unbreaking
three
again God dang it man good deal let’s
see prop three oh if I did Pro three
then I could get no but that would be
poopy we just do a cycle we’ll do a
cycle it’s going to be fine it’s going
to be fine then I’ll just we get blast
Pro gross what are you doing what is
this what are you doing what are you
possibly thinking about doing no no no
no this is terrible just terrible dude
what are we
doing and then and then Pro three again
blast Pro oh my God can you believe what
is happening to me right don’t don’t do
that one don’t do that one what is this
that’s happening to me oh my God okay
another Super
bow okay Pro three oh my God pro three
oh my God oh my God what are we doing
where are the prop fours are you kidding
me
mindblowing mindblowing did I check
downstairs I can’t imagine they’re going
to have like Omega valuable oh they
don’t have it laid out
yet a yay
uh HR cfv II with two months don’t tell
me you’ve lost your mojo when it comes
to skateboarding yeah probably lost my
mojo a little bit it’s pretty sad oh
good another prop three oh good another
prop three oh good feather falling four
maybe do we grab it super Dingus 25
months very cool very cool but actually
you know we need to do more than
anything
else is we’ve got to do a little bit of
uh we got to go back you know so I just
Fel like it was worth it hey Jordan hey
what’s up I was showing my I was just
looking at the North
Tower is that the north one it is
actually yeah you got that right I know
which one had I don’t know which one had
the spire on it well no it’s just that
is
North oh yeah I guess you’re right okay
a lot of impersonation going on my God
what the hell is going on with
this uh illegal things kidnappings
vandalism uh it is
yeah who the hell is that in there the
king what what do you you don’t know the
king bro you you don’t know Fallen
Kingdom lore he built Fallen Kingdom I I
built that
[ __ ] I do know Fallen Kingdom I’m sorry
it’s like I just woke up you came from
work that’s the same
thing you know me dude me in that
factory you work in Factory he works
fashion Coca-Cola factory oh he makes
Coca-Cola the same way I don’t actually
know anyone who works in a factory so I
thought it was kind of interesting I
just love lying and fools that’s true
you know what you’re entitled to that
thank
you wait guys look at
this what the hell was that in the
world
ouch I’m sorry do you have ghost living
house now look at this I gu yeah
looking H cool it’s a monogram Shield
congratulations it’s like a towel but
harder thank you yeah a
monogram monogram towels Shields is that
like is that like is that like a worst
version of Instagram no it predated
Instagram by by quite a lot how much uh
probably like a few hundreds of years
few years that’s not too bad mhm it’s
like a few months it
is is it not a few months it’s quite
more yeah but it’s still a
few I’m going to go and my what is going
on up there are you are you taking out
some anger what are you doing what the
hell
happened are you mad at me nope just
heading at some
levels
don’t mind anything I couldn’t sit
around there for any longer I had to do
things okay um what are we going to what
are we going to do here feather falling
do we just go for that and see it’s got
to be prop four with it right Jesus
Christ Jesus Christ it’s not oh my God
man I’m getting ski rude oh I get Smite
five I could get Smite five I could get
Smite
five it’s kind of
tempting
get the dummy
here I could do
that smart idea
really oh nice sword
man thank you I I
[Music]
uh I don’t want to get copy strik oh
God
that was actually pretty cool cuz that
was Goldfinger Superman which was the
best song in the Tony Hawks Pro Skater
soundtrack it’s kind of an epic
Jam but also it means I don’t want to
get copy
stried I’m going to take
this should have done that for AC
capella for April fools here I am doing
everything I
[Music]
can Superman try to on my feet and feel
world falling down around me and I’m so
confused about what to do sometimes I
want to throw it all the way oh put it
behind the reception desk such a good
idea oh that’s such a good idea
wow look at him just re wait actually
even better here wait look at him just
reception wait can you open the thing
can you open the chest you can oh that’s
so
cool Hello I would like to order some
experience thanks so
much can you get Tony Hawk Pro skat or
one and two REM mastered but I wouldn’t
be able to have the soundtrack it would
it would not be allowed I’d have to
disable it and that’s so sad imagine
playing without actually being able to
listen to Superman Goldfinger you would
that would be tragic it just wouldn’t be
the same oh what was I I was going to
get Smite five wasn’t I yeah I was going
to do that cuz everything else was doooo
anyway seriously absolute complete doooo
get the freak out of here I have my
umbrella I don’t need anything oh my God
what is happening
this is insane this is insane I’m
starting to think that uh prop 3 doesn’t
act or prop 4 doesn’t
[Music]
exist is this what it feels like when
you have an annoying
customer it’s me I’m the annoying
customer so super Dingus thank you for
the 255 months much appreciated let’s
get this thing uh
refilled okay that’s just straight
garbagio good Lord oh my God straight
garbagio Captain Sparkles hello using
my using my enchantment table sorry I
thought I thought this was a I thought
this was the community library no it is
I was just I was just making a joke oh
okay cool cool I I didn’t want to be in
trouble or anything like that I was just
trying to make a funny joke my bad I
added a receptionist
though another one oh yo yeah exactly
this is sick as hell yeah would happen
to be the one that was in front of my
house would it no no I made it I made it
brand new brand new guy I mean I didn’t
make he’s uh I hired hired him new
applicant
pool
um okay
so all right I just I just had to double
check I I trusted you I just people made
jokes about stealing it before there’s a
there’s there’s a Lapis sword that gives
you XP when you hit a dummy so I wanted
to make
sure this is awesome is
there well yeah I I don’t think it
actually I think they might have patched
it but is there a Lapis sword that gives
XP is there is there I mean you’re
holding it does is there a la a sword
that gives XP does it actually
work oh it works wait no it’s okay yo
give me wait give give me some what do
you
mean uh nothing I’ll look the other way
I’ll look the I’ll look this way and
then I’ll not say dude is that oh my I
thought all right okay all right dude
that’s awesome what okay well thank you
I’ll I’ll keep that I’ll keep that in
mind yep no problem no
problem
see everybody loves it everybody loves
the receptionist I don’t think he loves
us but everybody loves the receptionist
so I’m not going to get protection 4
until I do a protection three am I I’m
not going to get protection 4 until I do
that okay
so man this is crazy this is actually
just this is psycho Behavior at least we
got Unbreaking three on it hold on
it’s okay this is what happens because
the server doesn’t have
ji this is what happens
next okay oh yeah that’s fully mended by
the way that’s that’s cool mend up mend
up mend
up almost there almost there you’re
doing good great great work
I don’t I don’t even know what to do
with you man I don’t even know what to
do whatever you know what I I I I just I
live with I live with protection 3
that’s what I do I simply live with
protection
three I can’t I can’t be bothered I
simply cannot be bothered oh I forgot to
tell him I added the grind Stone too
though I’m really all about that home
improvement though is there another bug
infestation good
Lord okay what is it with people and
their bug
infestations HOA
violations
everywhere you put it in a jar or
something have a little bit of
pride uh I think my Anvil is back at
home
so here we
go I’m going to try not to accidentally
make a Liva
here made that mistake before don’t wish
to do it again there we
go and
uh Michael stuff ah cool okay so we we
go we get Smite five
easy and we get power four
easy and all in
all feels good man feels good now we
just need sweeping Edge and we will be
out here oh you’re having a mosquito
infestation yeah that actually does seem
like the worst
thing I agree wholeheartedly God I
should have I should have done a shovel
and then I could have kind of got cycled
more whatever I’m going to I’m going to
get a shovel going here get our silk
touch but other than
that this will be
there and
then
great I don’t know where to put things
let’s do a we bit of fishing with uh I
feel like I I have neglected the gift
that was so nicely gifted to me um and
that it’s very rude so I I Mouse wheel
up what do you think about that hey Mr
Sparkle hey what I you doing crouching
there that’s that’s just talking some
[ __ ] yeah oh cool Goku just a little
Goku just a little Goku Goku okay all
right come on inside come on head inside
okay I’m going
to going to
fish I’m going to just hang out here for
a few
minutes maybe I’ll get some neptunium
you know
people everybody has neptunium I’m the
I’m the odd one
out come on this
way can I uh that is my first thing that
I’ve caught you have a fishing rod with
you I do hey are you guys fishing I’m
doing that too you can fish uh down
there I’m having a you can wow don’t
worry about that that sounded like you
were excluding me from
something yeah no well that I can see
how that would be misconstrued but
that’s not what I was
doing okay I’m going to go feel badly
down
here no hey man stay there
special thank you I appreciate that my
mom told me that too hey do you want to
come fish with us is that what you’re
saying are you guys fishing from up
there I will I you know what uh let me
let me ask my friend here Ted is hold on
we’re going to
cra
they’re whispering to each
other that’s
crazy hey Captain what is it cap hey
sparkly come on come up come on okay
yeah C Captain Sparkles uhhuh oh my um
holy [ __ ] it was it was really far away
I couldn’t read I’m so sorry Captain
sparkle can I ask why would you why
would you uh remove the away approval
sign I mean that’s that’s a badge of
honor I didn’t dude somebody stole it
really no wait okay wait wait wait you
have surveillance ceras or no do I don’t
but do you remember charborg house yeah
I see it got replaced with another thing
dude people have been stealing them I
didn’t do I swear I didn’t do it I was
proud they know it’s they know it’s
valuable they know it’s valuable exactly
that’s like that’s money all right come
on all right uh this is my buddy Ted Ted
this is Captain Spark no no hard
feelings about anything right yeah I’m
sorry about
that where’d you get these lily pads
from uh the Twilight Forest I could get
you
some uh here let let’s enjoy a little
video together a video Coachella this is
a my favorite video their worries about
their miserable miserable miserable
lives completely unrelated to drug to
listen to music all day man you had this
loaded up
dude dude I had to take like 30 seconds
to find it and I I couldn’t remember the
video name and it was awful the joke was
not worth it you wouldn’t believe how
much of a an ordeal it was to actually
get milk into
this is this like a TSA no liquid zone
no uh uh kind of honestly it’s like I
just I don’t I feel like a lot of people
are trying to bring in liquids that are
not uh milk
they just they just didn’t believe it
was actually at Coachella that that’s
the scariest thing that would like if so
if you were at Coachella and somebody
ran up and said hey do you want some
lukewarm milk like oh no we we had a I
had a cooler that I was bringing around
it was like straight up the whole time
okay if it was well I guess the main
thing is if it snap like when you when
you turn the cap if it snaps that’s safe
you’re right that’s valid does milk
usually come in caps that snap sorry
well yeah everything does because
America is horrible sorry what’s up what
I’ve never seen usually milk is in a
carton or
a I don’t know bottle my poor friend
needs to talk to me what’s up
Justin all right I think I I’m going to
run and go uh start working on my house
I haven’t built anything yet so I’m
going to go do that okay but no no hard
feelings about that uh that other time
right the event the event yeah oh the
event I just wanted to I just wanted
test I hadn’t tried it on flesh yet so
yeah yeah yeah well my flesh felt it my
flesh felt it you seem to I was not
happy about it I mean I don’t know maybe
you’re concealing something under the
armor but it seems like it’s it’s come
back in nicely your flesh he does need
some oh yeah no my flesh I mean I got
scarring don’t don’t get me wrong I got
scarring and it says and it say and it’s
got Captain Sparkles it’s a scar that
says captain and sparkles and and it’s
cool I didn’t know it branded people
you’d say that until realized it’s
exactly where a tra stamp tattoo would
go so it’s been kind of humiliating
actually this is perfect both of the
people that I’m having a problem with
have you seen the land he’s claiming
next to your house not you I no I need
have you seen the land that he’s
claiming next to your house who who are
you talking about him huh Mr Ted nison
wait this drama I’m so confused where
did you see all did you see all the land
[ __ ] [ __ ] off wait Michael Michael’s
having Michael’s just uh throwing a fit
right now but it’s going to look
beautiful awesome what we what are
we I’ll leave you the RO I just want to
let you know claim any of your land I
got to fight these guys them bro kill
them on it no this isn’t this isn’t some
long
retribution plan oh no no there’s
there’s no long retribution plan is
Michael’s coming over here just trying
to cause problems right now you you the
HOA needs to see something okay Michael
show I haven’t even built it okay well
you know what how would this how would
this I think the land that you claimed
is the problem how would this cin once
I’ve at least built something and made
my house I have a problem with the
zoning okay I I haven’t seen it I I’m it
seemed fine when I was at my house like
5 minutes ago we can’t we can’t expand
the farm we can’t expand the farm do you
want to wpan that I’m I’m going to
actually be honest that might be more of
a Michael thing I I didn’t necessarily
plans to stay on the farm oh I might
have no nothing to yell about then okay
I was fighting for his honor for a
second I appreciate you standing up for
problem I change some stuff around but I
mean was oh okay well you kicked us off
of our land day one no oh no no you
didn’t own that land at the beginning we
own we no that that Village that we
found we liked that one you didn’t find
it you didn’t find it we found it no we
found it you were building up on a
[ __ ] hill we both we both both found
we both just happen to find it okay
listen all right let’s just let bygones
be byon no it is it is we’re we’re not
trying to you know claim the village or
anything we wouldn’t do anything that
rash I was trying to do exactly that
actually oh okay Michael was trying to
do exactly
that it’s okay I I wasn’t actually
planning on expanding the farm I think
it’s cute and and pink andin the way it
is I like your little um what’s it
called like the
little and the oh yeah the little gazebo
thing in the center gazebo yeah thank
you thank you also if you sit in the
seats what’s the mod that that yeah what
are those seat how do you get make those
seats they’re chairs and if you sit in
it you like fart in the water a
lot here if you want here hold on yeah
hold on how do I how the [ __ ] do I get
in here you right there you
go oh W that’s a cute crafting table
here you
go you a chair right now he’s making you
a chair Ted oh a chair yeah by by by gon
by gon by gon here you go here I could
even got you I could even give you right
there here here’s some wow
fish wow that’s a token of token of
uh thank you guys no problem I’m going
to get back to it Yes sounds good
later I’m [ __ ] I’m pissed he stole
our goddamn Farm sorry oh my God hi you
got to see it anything with the that
emote what is going
on huh can you hold wait can I turn
around that way yeah can you skate on
anything as well skate uh let’s see can
you skate on the
shield it’s off center
but what what oh my
god oh my
god dude
I want my shin right into me
ow oh my
God my shield and left I’m in love with
I had that C made well now it’s the
skate graphic on the bottom of the board
do that so bad oh here it comes no it’s
on the top he’s he’s he’s riding the
grip I would have to redo it dark side
reenter it for the shield but that would
make the most sense that’s okay H that
was cool though this is very cool is
your game working now
properly I’m streaming to a dummy server
right now to test oh no I’m still
hungry what’s worse being hungry or so I
haven’t seen you crash at all hungry
probably have you have you have you
streamed to the uh like the twitch like
uh the official twitch server you can
offline onad right now oh you’re doing
that one okay good good good I’m testing
the stupidest solution ever which one of
my
suggested you see a fat reped on drugs
there’s no way
what that could have been it though
there’s no way there’s no way it’s so
far it has been how long let’s see where
also like it messes with your Minecraft
too might just be a damaged it might
just be a damaged either why would other
stuff not be crashing 31 minutes without
a crash P packet failure I don’t know
depends on what’s sending through and
you know how [ __ ] up it is for my life
I but here’s the thing I set up my old
Tower today R the server while streaming
to the dummy Ser ran This servery Server
lasted for nearly 2 hours without a
crash God
so wait there was another thing you’re
wait at least brought up like um I think
it was you that brought up like a the
mod like the connect
Germany Germany open
I was saying that I wonder if the
content creator mod would like maybe
activate in a firewall because if it
activates like stream elements or
streamlabs and then streamlabs again in
Minecraft it’s like two different things
going off at once so I wonder if that’s
the problem well I’m using stream
elements oh that’s actually an
interesting point I’m using stream
elements for the mod but I’m streaming
on OBS Studios maybe that’s causing conf
should I I don’t know because because I
use I use OBS live which is the the SE
live or whatever stream elements calls
it now and I have all my stuff popping
up there and I’ve got all the alerts so
I I don’t know like it could be that it
couldn’t be who knows but I wonder if
it’s act it’s tripping a firewall if
you’re getting the same notification
twice on the pack did you connect to
your Twitch as well to that uh I can’t
remember I did the setup like early
on I
love uh I accidentally connected my
twitch and my chat was showing up on the
top right and it was annoying the hell
out of me in the game yeah it was
showing up in the game that’s kind of
cool but that’s also it was mov so fast
was delayed by five minutes that’s
funny well it’s working so far so that’s
good news can we we can’t do these
emotes can we but the bad news is that
we have watch a Ross
exclusive I want [ __ ] I want a
skateboard oh wait if we make our own
then we can load them in no oh okay
wow I’m going to figure out how F to get
into this mod Jordan you can use you can
use blender right or uh I haven’t done
blender since like 14 years ago it’s
been a while since Maya too but I could
know a little bit about blender I could
re you ever want to learn OTE craft I
I’m more than happy to teach you it’s
super easy you ever use blender may may
I mean you know key framing framing
right so I could figure I I have done a
skateboarding animation long time ago
long time ago thank you yeah I just look
at the comparison of the what just went
up today in terms of animation and what
I did what I did that such a good video
I’m glad you enjoyed yeah but that
versus what I did you know 13 years ago
it’s like oh boy it didn’t look too good
13 years ago I I seriously like I I
loved it I like loaded up like the
origin audio and the new one side by it
it’s so good yeah some some people in
the comments were saying I should
probably upload the a new animation with
the original audio so I’m going to do
that mm you should remaster there you
go that’s I love this son of a [ __ ] I
want to do these so bad I have uh wait
hold
on does this work hold on don’t worry
this isn’t this isn’t dmca Don’t Panic
okay thanks I I I I will let you know
that
when we made this for our server we
actually had a policy that everything
had to be run through YouTube dmca
before we could put on the server that’s
cool good
idea um
[Music]
uhoh I’m so cool uh what else we have oh
yeah this one’s great this is one I was
looking
for that’s
awesome um let’s see
BL dead was this one hold on I actually
don’t even remember half of these I’ve
made so many oh this is a recreation
of that’s so good is it oh
okay that’s so cool holy [ __ ] what was
that supposed to
be we’ll never know oh he’s died ask
can’t ask questions
anymore
did you do that audio open up oh
nope that’s
awesome I need to I need to hack into
the server to I have access to this you
found the toothpaste let’s get one thing
clear I can brush my teeth all by myself
[Music]
okay what the
[ __ ]
man that’s awesome that’s there’s so
many good
ones I envious who is screaming over
there someone trapped in the
basement we can make SpongeBob whoa what
the hell we heard you guys screaming
going on guys oh you can there’s a
multi-block SpongeBob craft
mulch mulch yeah you want some mulch you
want to eat it you want I’ll take some m
Ross you’re going to get chardia wait
what what the [ __ ] was that noise Ross
don’t do it no Ross don’t do it Ross
you’re going to oh my God I think he’s
just going to get saltwater poison can
you spit some of that into my mouth oh
it’s the bird bird right there I forgot
oh yeah it’s Sprout everybody say Sprout
Oh that’s wait that’s what you guys
freaking out about is frout no I heard I
heard the the loud noise as loud as you
I I thought it was what was like the
fire alarm one of my em like an actual
fire alarm no no no no like like the
battery when the batter’s not pled in
the battery dies were you thinking you
had to replace your own smoke detector
no I thought I thought it was I thought
it was
uh thank you oh I thought his mic went
off and I thought it was a Oh Goa I love
that I love that so much wait wait wait
wait stop stop stop stop that
skateboarding thing is so [ __ ] cool
yeah I don’t it’s it’s from the Twilight
Forest it’s the giant
Island oh problem
gentlemen wait yeah wait come back I’m
I’m missing out on some items because I
don’t want to do the Twilight Forest for
the 20th
time I’ve never
done come here I’ve never I’ve never
done it well then go do it it’s fun if
you’ve never done it before it’s just
less fun if you’ve done it 20 times you
I’ll we’ll have fun cuz I’ll [ __ ] it up
so I have done it 20 times
you’ve never done it with me that is
true you’ve never seen someone [ __ ] up
the Twilight for oh my
God what is this thing in your when I
jump uh uh it gives me
sharpness oh that’s cool yeah huh you
wearing the Thanos Gauntlet he’s been
wearing the whole time you
are that’s nice that was the boss drop
Michael by the way I been using the
lapis sword it’s pretty cool it’s
awesome I love it it’s great I’ve got
mine I didn’t realize you can the things
in
Sparkle’s ceiling the rat the rats that
live in his room oh now Megan Fox is
here oh yeah rats I didn’t these are
rats I didn’t know these are
rats is that actually giving you we oh
my God what the hell here check here
check this one out hold on look at how
fast I can
go wait
what
Jesus yeah I think you’re kind of capped
by you know what’s just allowed but no
this is faster I’ve
WR I don’t think that I think the test
tummies have like a Max though maybe but
I’m hitting it at every possible chance
and I don’t have to hurt my finger cuz
all I’m doing is holding down the number
zero you you and ant venom with the auto
clickers I swear man no this is an auto
clicker you can no no no no you can do
this no no no go go into your keybinds
and then change uh change attack to zero
what yeah CH like the like on your
numpad make it
zero and then and then just
hit wait you mean like just hold it like
like yeah just hold down zero where is
attack even I’ve never rebound okay it’s
it it’s it’s up at the very top okay so
controls keybinds you’ve got you’ve got
yeah there you goez oh okay attack
destroy
make destroy zero on your
numpad and then there you
go why does that work yeah cuz it’s
awesome if you ever want to like so like
if you if you ever want to like play
something very very very quickly so like
let’s say you’re in creative mode and
you’re trying to stack entities do that
instead of right clicking is it
specifically numpad zero works or is it
that I think you can do like any key but
it’s how like people door spam so like
hold on like where’s a door you have a
door yeah come here check this out I do
have a door believe it or not yeah here
hold on I do this and make it zero oh
god oh wait that’s oh hold on Don’t
break my door wait what the [ __ ] why is
it where oh oh it’s oh it’s right oh
right click hold on hold on hold on yeah
wrong keybind yeah wrong keybind hold on
what if you set it to Upper scroll like
scroll up
F and then if you’ve got a billion tra
doors together like right over here with
these two I can do both of them at the
same time because this server’s stupid
what oh yeah I don’t hear that for some
reason you don’t hear double I don’t
hear too
fast it’s too fast the server doesn’t
like it do you have blocked oh I
definitely
have I can hear from here but yeah no it
doesn’t work otherwise oh
interesting but I do hear that yeah yeah
that’s fun no kidding you can you can do
it with like basically anything that’s
like interactable like
that the more you know yeah this is BU
I’m so glad that I learned new things
after 14
years and on that note loud I think I’m
going to have to depart are you leaving
I think I I I must I’ve streamed a lot
today man I’ve streamed a lot hold on
before you go does the HOA deal with
squatters um Hunter needs this wait what
Hunter needs this Hunter has
squ kenos yes
yes um yeah he said he was planning on
leaving so just yeah but but don’t all
squaders say that yeah he said he wanted
to build an island and uh that was
floating and I was like well you got to
have propulsion so but he does seem to
be planning to vacate just tell him that
he’s got to got to start on that as per
the ho I thought he was like immediately
exiting and not squatting anymore he’s
still there still there okay yeah he’s
got to not be squatting that’s very much
sorry about that I tried to hit that I’m
sorry that was a violation of the HOA
punching the HOA president is also not
violation um but yeah you can you can
start charging him like you know
probably like
three three diamonds a day in in rents
at least or whatever your fair market is
uh if he doesn’t if he doesn’t a day I
was 10 you 10 a day a day yeah yeah you
do you actually he deserve he deserves
this [ __ ] you are you are the
property owner it is up to your you know
discretion I suppose it’s within the
market I think be sure to rebind that to
uh left click by the way cuz you’re
going to
forget I would never sorry Trust I do it
all the time I forget all the
time and then I’m sit there I sit there
stuck like why why is it this
working um all right guys well yeah I uh
charge him charge him some
diamonds hopefully he did seem to plan
to get out of there so uh yeah yeah all
right sounds good thank you for the
advice yeah no no problem Goodbye song
absolutely
please ra your pick give one last cheer
Adventures we’ve had and memories H dear
the journey may end our friendship won’t
die CU in our hearts Sparkles lies
Sparkles
lies that was incredible I appreciate
the send off I I definitely knew the
lyrics to that thank you that was my
first time ever hearing
that all right everybody um I think
that’s where we’re going to leave it off
it’s been a lot of streaming today
violation oh he’s muted already what HOA
violation he he tried to pee in your
attic good okay please don’t pee in my
attic otherwise that that’s a 50 Diamond
penalty you’ve been visited by the
prankin yeah let’s hope you find the
gift he left before it I didn’t actually
find the gift that he left so I think
it’s going to find me eventually awesome
prankin I know oh you broke
that okay uh make sure like the video
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