CaptainSparklez Goes Looney in Minecraft

I can’t actually tell if this is a real thing that this not me Instagram account posted at some point or if they just made up the wait this is a real thing this is a real thing this is a real post when one sec uh yeah it’s it’s real huh I huh yeah this was almost 10 years ago which is why wowe zoi I had no idea you know the sad part is the the last post on that Instagram is from July 8th 2016 which is that’s I guess the official date of my falloff let it be known July 2016 was after that point it all went down hit what wait go back to that account what close it I did hi what is that what go back what was that what’s up what do you mean what is that what is what that what’s wrong someone put Megan Fox in the garage we’ll go find some we’ll go find some damn hey guys hey never forget am I right never forget eh never forget you make that sound like a joke but I’ll never forget what happened on that day that morning what who is laughing is that car this is Cara uh losing it for some reason what’s so funny about 911 nothing is so funny about it I think it’s ammunition for jackbox recordings it’s funny um let’s go find potatoes have good luck with your with your Tes of course good luck man thank you okay hello who are the other people what do you mean who are the other people I need to introduce that is Justin this is Lark there are other people on the server I must introduce the work I have done since last time bye farewell okay guys so I did a bit of work I work better at building when nobody is watching so I went to the Nether and I got more quartz so I finished up the pool as well as a little briig poo that that goes across to the stairs I put some lanterns down which is very epic very cool and then I also I finished up at least like the exterior of the top floor so there’s a little balcony here that looks up the stairs which is very awesome very cool and then hold on let me I can actually show you what it looks like if we go over here and up the stairs and then look it’s like yeah it looks looks like a home and I’m sure there’s still some you know micro details that I can do that’ll be excellent but in terms of like the overall overall structure of like the macro details pretty good potato no I don’t have potatoes what dude you know that potatoes are like the that’s the one vegetable or I mean uh what do you call I know you you can cook them and they’re they’re good oh no no not about that not about that but it’s the one um it’s the one feculent that feeds the rest of the Earth with it that’s why there’s so many plants out there something like that I don’t I don’t I don’t sounds like something that makes you poo dude we’re playing Minecraft and you drop SAT words sorry sorry sorry okay okay so one Tater right potatoes are like the one vegetable that feeds the rest of the stuff it’s planted with like in the soil that’s why that’s why it is like hybrid tomato potato plants because they feed each other like symbiosis you know that’s why that’s why a garden you know that’s why a garden takes R to grow you know that’s why it takes R I think it takes forever to grow I mean every time I’ve come here it’s been fully grown and I’ve been really satisfied with it I’m going to be honest with you yeah because you log in every once in a blue moon but trust me i’ I’ve been here and I’ve sat down so many hours maybe not as many as you but I’ve been on a lot okay don’t insult my playtime I’m not insulting but I’m just saying you know I get my ass close to the ground I bring my ruler and I witness them they’re growing an alarmingly slow 0.001 cm per second and that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] man that’s [ __ ] the camera that’s man that’s what your language man sorry that that’s that’s that’s most messed up you know and if you just planted them in a row alongside some potatoes you could bump that up to I can use my get that magnet out maget get that magnet out of here you’re just being so disrespectful to the captain right now and I’m not having it by the way captain captain captain captain I’m going blow your mind I’m going to blow your mind watch this don’t blow up my mind no no hold on hold on Fortune three on carrots you get more no but here’s the deal I’m using a tamed potato beetle yeah yeah yeah it’s 30% supposed to put that in your pocket oh you’re probably right about that yeah yeah supposed put in your pocket yeah okay and then you use Fortune yeah yeah hell yeah look at the look at the extra drops 11 to 15 that was only four there oh that was good that was good that was like eight oh T I’m going to I’m going to open a tater store everybody what taters wait which there’s no ters I meant carrots but they’re easily confused what who’s are there rabbits on the server no um I don’t know are there know dude there’s rabbits at my front door sometimes really yeah o it’s a cute little rabbit he’s really fast if you make a noise he goes running I think he’s talking about Lark with his bunny shoes I don’t think rabbits have ever like existed on the server everyone just everyone just uncraft leather man no I mean like my real friend door Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan yes you might have you might have you might match me in Minecraft played hours but uh there’s one game mechanic that actually eludes you uh speed bridging no no no that no you can’t speed Bridge no no come on no not really not many people can but did you know that if you plant if you plant um you plant uh seeds and rows of different seeds they actually grow faster like it’s an actual in game mechanic I did not know that now you know try to do a row of weed and a row of carrots and it’ll actually like unironically grow way quicker I don’t know why they did that they might have wanted it to like diversify crops but it’s it genuinely works like ask anybody that that that knows their [ __ ] but there shorts they’re shorts they’re shorts yeah they’re they’re they’re yeah it does work okay I’ll keep that in mind the thing is I don’t I I I harvest this like once every time I get on so it’s yeah yeah you do have the yeah you do have the benefit of being a spawn so like this is always loaded so yeah that’s exactly we are always we are always loaded on crops dud loaded sit on the bench on that dude I don’t know what’s going on is this supposed to happen mhm is this a hot Tu all the fiber makes you gassy ooh like a like a like a motor or like a like a thing going on terminally gassy I don’t I mean I don’t think you’re going to die because of it a a no oh we can’t get you up man got to get you out of that seat dude never again man never again we should find some potatoes you know we definitely should you know potatoes good you know make some good chips of course we’ll let you know you know we we’ll get you a sample all right okay sounds good yeah if you if you don’t mind seeding my garden that would be incredible SE why my yo hey yo get the gutter it’s just f J what’s wrong man damn it I must have forgotten at a home um set for oh by the way guys I got another netherite scrap when I was mining in the nether it for quartz it’s excellent lers excellent okay so let me make somebody just like dug so much stuff in the ne oh by the way guys I’ve lowered I’ve lowered postcards from 2500 to 10,000 not 10 to 1,000 10,000 is not less than 2500 I know my math but I lowered it so now postcards are more accessible for those who are interested in the postcards I just thought I would mention it for anyone who happens to be interested in in postcards and stuff like that send me letters uh anyway let’s get the seeds up here which will be great and it’s one 1,000 instead of 2500 I’ve I’ve demand has decreased and therefore I lower my prices it’s economics baby economics indeed all right you know what you know what would be kind of awesome though like just mining a whole freck load of nether uh Netherrack and then you hope that as a result you get more netherite scrap which would be super duper epic but anyway yeah yeah yeah so this is my house right it just it’s it’s like it’s fully enclosed now we may add a basement at some point but I’ll try to keep things above the basement and stuff like that above board um but yeah what are the goals today dude I don’t know maybe expand infrastructure a little bit more I was almost thinking of making the I don’t know the making the path a little wider for nether travel or slightly better or I I really don’t know I don’t know really um or you know what I actually need to do need to get mending on on my armor oh you know what I actually need to do I need to get stuff on this that’s important we need to get this helmet so I can wear this helmet normally get it get it looking looking good looking good let me get the emeralds that I do have over here and then we’ll need to bring some book skis with us and then beyond that what else are we going to need to do what else are we going to need to I could bring some woodage in case we want to turn another villager into a stickman or something some bones so that we can grow trees if we want to do that and then some sappy poos so that we can grow those trees two three four I could go explore it’s very true there aren’t too many people on to lag the chunks um which could be you know excellent but anyway I like to contribute as the HOA to the betterment of infrastructure for the people here um is all that I like to do so I could bring some ice as well if I wanted to do that real quick like a little bit of that maybe throw that in there easy peasy squeezy lemony and there we are all right that’s looking good but check it check it check it I love this portal by the way but I don’t know what happened did someone like blow it up behind like why does it look like this and why is there fire although if that’s no that’s actually grass there’s a grass fire that’s staying on literally forever make sure to like the video for infinite fire on grass subscribe to Captain Sparkles 2 and um follow at twitch.tv/ Sparkles yet see they they kind of like did weird stuff here so that was like for five and then and then I guess like that I don’t know why that happened that was kind of weird but anyway I was wondering like should I just extend it to be three wide everywhere but dude someone someone went crazy over here but they left the quartz so I was able to get a bunch of quartz because they just left it all exposed it’s really nice of them to do but like you just go and it’s oh look at there’s freaking quartz there and there’s freaking quartz there and you know oh that’s my silk touch balls but yeah dude I just honestly I just want a rock that’s all I want part of me is like okay you know what if I widen the thing I’d be able to mine well some Netherrack not actually a lot of Netherrack unfortunately but let’s do some of that and then what if I do this what if I just like what if I just mine the heck out of this and eventually dude I want to I want to get a maxed out rock I wonder if they were going for ancient debris I’m a little scared I’m going to fall into a pit by doing that which would be not not great not great at all huh I still haven’t actually seen where a freaking Fortress Is or anything ghost Phantom blocks Phantom blocks nice oh my God yo that’s my first full netherite let’s go what should I do it on what do I do what do I do as my first nether ification wait another one yikes where’s my oh my umbrella is here you guys are like do the hoe do the hoe if I can get a rock though if I can get another rock or a few rocks and just increase my rockage dramatically then I’ll get even more netherite scrap pantt this H hard decision to make hard decision netherite sword is no no we don’t it’s going to be probably a piece of armor or a pickaxe cuz we already our sword is like super duper right h a little bit of quartz no big deal balls H what are you doing by the way Evelyn is not doing anything oh wow what a cool little house in here that’s so nice H rip head hitter path what do you mean okay let me widen this actually we’ll make it pretty epic by doing that you know we’ll make it a three block wide and that way we don’t have to have these weird little you know side zones right that are inefficient and everything like that and then cool and then we can also like maybe we’ll get good mining stuff from it you know oh I thought it was another ancient deis me oh yeah wait this will allow big boats you know what I’m really doing a lot of good I’m doing a lot of good for the people with this this is for the people let’s see I don’t need that there we go for multitasking maybe I get a rock maybe I get more ancient debris you know so many possibilities they’re endless maybe we get some netherite well I should say not ancient de bris netherite scrap you know what I mean cool cool cool okay um let me just do this is that another one dude let’s go oh my God we are truly popping off the luck is crazy got another one baby let’s go I’m speed bridging speed bridging I need to uh got to make some more I got to make some more hold on um can I do it can I do it let’s make some more Blue Ice Ice Baby Oh you know what I need to do I need to add another nether portal at the ice area that’s what I got to do do I forgot about that nice nice very no you freck son of a freck dick no stop you freaking idiot God dang it God dang it don’t worry if we just enclose the whole thing then it won’t over here and that won’t happen those kinds of things will not happen damn it okay we’re good we’re good this freaking guy okay I got to actually be a little careful here this dude is trying to trying to ruin our lives don’t you dare don’t you dare don’t even think about it if you think about it I will know and I will ruin your life I will slay you it will be all over for you guys how’s the weather forecast looking in Ox Austin Texas for uh Monday with the eclipse and all that is it looking okay okay is it looking clear did it change did it get better I only ask because that’s where Cara is going Frick get out of here okay dude we are infrastructuring the heck out of things right now nice nice keep it going super cat thank you for the 200 bits very much appreciated why am I not going cuz I got to I got to do work man I got to stream I got to make videos the videos aren’t just going to make themselves bro I guess tomorrow is Monday oh yeah the eclipse is tomorrow that’s crazy okay anyway that’s pretty much it right there um good stuff good stuff we got that there do I widen I guess I have to widen this have I ever seen an eclipse never total I’ve only seen a I’ve only seen a nitty bitty uh a nitty bitty one um last time there there was one in like 2016 or 17 or 18 I don’t remember I saw that but I didn’t have the eclipse glasses so I just saw it get kind of dark out um but it wasn’t a total it was just a partial and then I saw the one that was like when was it like several months ago as well okay cool cool cool but I guess that uh prick after this one the us is not getting any more totals for like 40 years or something bro I know everyone says I’m a boomer but I will genuinely be a like an actual straight up by definition Boomer by the time the next us totally eclips rolls around oh it’s it’s 20 years okay I’ll be quite near Boomer actually a freck a freck I freaked them both oh freck oh balls why don’t you pick it up man there we go thank you I know middle Mouse click middle Mouse click yada yada just bad at it oh this is going to be good though this is going to be good look at this now we can get wide well the wide boats can go until we have the stoppage I guess hey stockley hopefully you get kacho 4 done within 40 years are you hoping to sync it up with the eclipse is that the idea an ambitious goal to sync up a Minecraft map release with an eclipse very impressive to accomplish all right let’s do this yeah by the way don’t don’t look at the sun I don’t know I don’t know what the physics is but unless you are at the uh the at the total Zone if you have a partial I don’t know why but it’s like actually worse for your eyes to look at e partial eclipse than it is to just stare at the sun I don’t remember what it is but don’t do that cuz you will you will be it will be bad but you can get these Eclipse goggles that basically it it’s just if you put them on under normal circumstance it just looks like you can’t see anything but when you stare directly at the sun in the eclipse it filters out just enough light so that you know you can uh see the eclipse without everything being bad um yeah physics is that the sun is magnified and the quantity of light gets increased greatly huh interesting yeah either way it’s uh it’s funky it’s funky eye physics it really is all right okay dude this is looking good this is looking pretty good Wide Travel oh I got to okay let me do some trading and then I got to I got to build I got to build this gold helmet so I can wear it everywhere light bends around the moon and concentrates or something like that huh crazy oh yeah I mean sure you could put your cell phone you should shoot your cell phone up at it and look at your cell phone but also your cell phone is probably not going to be able to properly get its exposure when you’re pointing it directly at the Sun so um I don’t know how whoa stairs holy freck wow they added Transportation over here that’s incredible just making sure all our boys are present okay um I heard that there’s been a bit of a saga of trying to get this thing called a Vex dagger I was just I I hope they didn’t use this Village as one of the uh raid sources in order to try to achieve Vex dagger um is all but yeah I guess um JC the Caster killed a, plus vexes and didn’t get it it’s a 1 in 250 chance chance uh and was like is it bugs and then I don’t know if he ended up getting one but someone else showed up a screenshot today that they did get the thing so um congratulations to them [Music] farewell yeah no I mean like if I killed a thousand I probably wouldn’t get it either let’s be honest so okay we need to get what we need to get is we need mending Pro honestly I should probably just grindstone this thing and um I should grindstone and enchant it because it’s gold it should be really good all right Leo um oh right wrong wrong thing what does it do it’s got like nine attack damage oh you’re not restoned what the balls is this somebody has bought you out huh um it it has like an eight eight attack speed yeah I did the math it’s about 1 and a half% to get it by the 150 first drop so my response was like yeah unlikely but I’ve also gotten three Wither Skeleton skulls from four wither skeletons with no no looting so things do happen oh you’re right I do need to go over here hold on hold on let me go over here I can do some enchanting while we wait for it to be daytime for the rest stunk okay where was it is God it’s so fast doing this way it’s so cool I love our infrastructure even though I probably should have ooh they they traveling I probably should have put the portals off to the side it’s the only thing okay this property is owned by ant venom C Sparkles and Michael mchill I love this sign what a great sign that’s so awesome that it’s right there how are things by the way over here everything is looking good do I have anything of value still here chilling oh yeah we still have uh some post cards which again price has been reduced everybody prices are down we are experiencing deflation here in the Minecraft world it’s pretty crazy okay so um let’s see if I no I forgot to bring lapis freaking balls Stardust Studio thank you for the two years let’s freaking go guys I forgot the lapis that is most inconveniente going to need to take a quick trip back home but at least a quick trip back home is now significantly faster than it used to be I’m going to be honest I’m starting to think that what I said was going to be a uh uh vacation residence near spawn has started to become a little bit more of a primary residence which I don’t know if that’s oh my God wait I just got there so fast I was like did somebody blow up the track nope I just got there really fast um I’m going to do that then actually yeah that’ll be better jeez I don’t think I can move this portal though I think if I move this portal I run the risk of things freaking up should move the villagers now that we have the ice path I’m thinking I’m thinking what I’m also thinking is let’s go look at us 1 2 3 4 we got ourselves netherite baby but what do we use it on do we do chest plate or do we do pickaxe chest plate or pickaxe I don’t know I don’t know wait someone stole from the HOA fund I think it’s all intact I think um okay we’ll run a poll this is why you tune in and follow twitch.tv/ Captain Sparkles so that you you can have a voice in democracy um question what do pickax chest plates start pole there we go okay I need what was I coming back in order to get lapis that’s what it was that is what it was and back we go dude it’s so fast it’s so fast we’re so fast now let’s see how’s it looking right now oh pickax is winning it’s like a 2/3 to 1/3 kind of vote here crazy okay I’m drifting too much we go room and then we go room it it goes so fast that I just like I don’t even realize um oh we’re going to enchant right loud noise alert like is he going to open the end portal oh wither right can you send me the Netflix information ah okay I will do it later no I need an ASAP wait why do you need an ASAP I can download videos for my flight oh okay um I see download speed here right oh God I forgot the grind Stone oh no hold on a minute I give me a second man give me a second this isn’t the um okay so wait how is the pole turning out uh the pickaxe is winning it’s 33% to do I have any Cobblestone or anything here I can’t take another trip back this is ridiculous how did we never set up a grindstone I should have just Enchanted back at the library what am I doing I don’t know what I’m doing man was that the end yeah make fun of me all you want okay just cuz I thought it was end portal and not wither make fun of me all you want freaking SMH my head I really did actually forget to do a freaking grindstone and now I’m I’m I’m ballsed I think I genuinely have to I genuinely have to go back now this is the worst day of my life one sec okay I am simply going to put the library to Jesus the lag is so bad over here it’s got to be all the paintings I’m going to be honest with you there’s no way it’s not all the freaking paintings at least at my house it’s not like terrible super terrible that could be better but dang okay 36 let’s go we get some options here um where is that I put down a grindstone right here did we remove this did we get rid of the grindstone wow the bottom basement has a lot of stuff holy holy Jiminy crimus what leave your bonus mending or neptun what is all oh my god wow there’s a sharp five there’s some sharp fibers in here jeez are is this all from fishing are there recipes oh my God there’s recipe 3s do you just are these just for the taking wow that’s gnarly I mean I do want to just like I do want to just do a freaking enchant on the thing I don’t okay going to go make another grindstone now they’re simply free wow that is wild I’m the HOA so I can simp simply take them I don’t know if I I execute abuses of power to that extent but um anyway I never remember grindstone grindstone grindstone is is it the iron oh yeah it’s just that oh it’s sticky pose right right how did I put it in there I inverted that there we go I made a stone grind instead of a grindstone classic jar dunk okay I’m just going to I don’t know do I just keep this on me cuz if I apparently if I put the grindstone over in the community library it just gets someone takes it why why would you take a grindstone I don’t understand it’s there for a reason we do that I don’t know should I wait was it move downstairs I don’t see it oh why would they hide it like that what the oh so it’s in front of a lava pit okay that was just very hidden all right well I’ll take this one over to the other PL what it should be there should be one up here because okay you get the wrong enchant I don’t want to then like run all the way downstairs and then run all the way back nah nah that is not proper allocation fire prop no no negative negative that’s shall simply not work Unbreaking might be good that’s just a disaster what are we doing here you’re gold you are supposed to be better than this you’re supposed to be incredible no no no no we do not want that God dang it okay hold on aqua affinity perhaps fire it really really really wants to give us fire protection on this for some reason can spam click does that actually make it faster it may well do I think the level the the rate at which we level up is Capp just by it being like tiny XP orbs instead of bigger XP orbs freck this it only wants to give me fire prop hold on Armor effects armor effects protection I mean I can also buy protection but if they’re free if they’re free I can never remember if I’m allowed to do this combination or not I don’t think I am but let me see excuse me I have to burp but it’s not working excuse me I cannot remember if I can simply apply uh the the fire prot and or the protection over at the fire prop um or not let me see real quick here boom boom yeah no I can’t do that I got to I am going to have to manually build this because I think there’s something about the gold where it just simply refuses to give me anything other so yeah I freaked up dude that’s real freaked up I can enchant a new helmet oh oh I could have made a new gold helmet and combined you just can’t do the book well so much for that aqua affinity piercing I mean I could just let’s see where this one lands it’s pretty quick but getting up to level 30 every single time so [Music] okay no doesn’t like it really doesn’t want to give me the thing that I am looking for what are you fire Pro I think I’m gonna I think I’m going to have to I think I’m going to have to just go and manually do this but that’s okay so we got Pro four we’ll go buy a mending book um hello hello nice gas you eat some potatoes thank you no I’m good you looking for something specific uh just um I was trying to do an enchant on this and all it does is get fire protection which I grew weary of so now I’m just going to get some Unbreaking and um probably respiration epic yeah respiration yo when you’re done come into my shop I got something cool to show you oh okay where’s your shop where’s your shop that’s this place it’s my house oh okay your house I found I found chat what do you mean what the how did you find it what the heck it’s chat how did you how did you employee of the month how did you how does he look like this he’s just wandering around I found him out there that’s incredible hi chat I know he’s awesome it’s nice to put a face to the name I know right they’re so excited to come back and live with us in our town they were lost for so long they’ve been looking for the spawn for like 2 weeks really yeah everybody was asking no now he knows huh I just do you gen genuinely just like you just find him out in the wild yeah I literally just found him next to like a a willow Forest he’s just walking around well good job saving him from the wild yeah he’s happy here he gets as much fish as he wants can you actually feed him fish uh no but he has like an unlimited supply of cooked fish so you can’t give him raw salmon it’ll give you emeralds or rubies I mean let’s see he you know I’m going to be honest it seems like a little bit of of a ripoff to charge a ruby just to cook things it does but he’s not really good with money he doesn’t know what like the dollar is worth so we just we just kind of let him do his own I mean he actually does seem good with money because he’s trying to scam us but well you can also just give him 10 coal for rubies that is true but it’s sold out yeah cuz I sold him all my get him to get more uh it should be coming up soon here doesn’t it it restocks every day right every Minecraft day it does oh wow look at this oh chat number one fish looker at her thank you for your hard work day what a guy I hope I can find my own chat someday probably will um I think I was like 3,000 out blocks out west oh does he also bark yeah that was was him dang that’s crazy he’s multi-talented he’s really good I like that are you um are you creating a panorama of the nether roof wait that wasn’t there before what the [ __ ] what is that that that’s the top of the nether why is it like that why does it look like that I don’t know because it does it is because it do what are the colors though I thought it was different different bi black oh yeah no it’s not P black how get there uh ender pearl oh how do you get back you build a portal oh I mean there is a way you can kind of get yourself stuck up there it is possible that you will have to die to get back out yeah if you go up there without the stuff to make a portal yeah right um yeah like if you God what is it yeah I think you can get stuck but anyway um hopefully no one’s done that that would be awful wait are you lying to me know what someone just said that you went on the roof I don’t remember that you even broke Bedrock they say yeah I did do that I’ve never done that before I farted it out of existence that’s really powerful man it’s not even a joke you want see huh you want to see me fart stuff out of existence look at okay what the my mega fart blast that works on Bedrock it doesn’t give you the Bedrock but it does delete it that’s broken yeah it’s weird but you know chat did it not me ah is that why you’ve been doing is this one of the things that the Wither like that’s why you’re farming Withers no I just wanted one for a beacon I don’t know what I’m going to do with it I was just bored I had three heads I figured why not huh so hold on if you go down to the bottom of the world if you go down to the bottom of the world D I am afraid to do that you can just make a hole in the world yeah you just make a big hole in the world and then so you could dig out a like a full chunk error cuz most people when they dig out chunk errors it’s just like they’re still bedro at the bottom you could just actually delete it yeah have you ever thought about deleting a chunk I don’t want to do that I mean you couldn’t do it nearby here that would be a violation of HOA protocol but if you went far away what would be the point just just to have a chunk deleted I don’t know what’s the point of anything true can you build underneath Bedrock uh no that’s stupid you can build above it in the nether though yeah I saw that cuz portals yeah but I mean chat saw that CH oh he was there with you no I wasn’t there these are he took these pictures chat over there he was up there and took the photos yeah he must have I didn’t do it oh still you should consider this all right I think uh somebody in my chat just said Joko is actually building a chunk air so you’ll have to help you can be the the guy who deletes the ground you just you just dig out the chunk it’s like the most straightforward thing but why why is it called a chunk error because that’s an actual thing like chunk errors happen and and worlds can get corrupted and so you’re just manually creating one oh I see I get it now that’s funny it is it’s kind of hilarious actually I’m going to build a hole down in and out of the world and just put it in spawn somewhere don’t do it in spawn that would be that would be a very expensive HOA violation actually what if I did it right right behind schlatt’s front door I think you would be fined dramatically probably get banned I don’t know find probably if there’s an opportunity to monetize I mean better that than Banning right that’s true that’s true you know like 20 stacks of diamonds put you into the mines I have that in my house like right now okay Mr wealthy guy God God dang I was lying I was bragging I actually don’t have anywhere near that much okay that makes me feel a little bit better I was going to have to compensate um all right I need to okay so are you streaming Unbreaking three and mending respiration aquafinity is like oh let me get an aqua affinity here and let me just we might have to do like the the optimum every looking for enchantment I love potato God I love potatoes anyway potatoes are pretty cool so aqua affinity aqua affinity aqua [Music] affinity uh there it is aqua affinity piercing one I’ll just take this one nice very good is neptunium better than netherite I don’t think so I don’t remember if neptunium gives you like a swimming speed boost or something like that uh but anyway let’s see okay so we start off with oh no we need the no no no we do the most expensive one first that’s four that’s six so respiration is going to be first probably we get respiration on it and then after that we’re going to combine pro with probably Unbreaking and then after that we’ll do the other stuff and then I mean it’s probably not entirely necessary to do the book combinations and stuff like that but you know it is it is what it is it is better than netherite and gives you a lot of Buffs really seriously is it actually I feel like it shouldn’t be better because I’m working hard for netherite so oh also the pickaxe one so I do need to do that um this one we will do this one wait I have not made a smithing table yet one second one second I need to make smithing table are the neptunium tools also better cuz it’s kind of frecked if they are kind of freak you get water breathing and speed with night vision underwater yeah I know you get water boosts but also God you have to be in the water for that which is a little messed up honestly that’s true let’s see neptunium what does it look like 82 versus netherite is what is netherite again 83 no so netherite in terms of raw armor is actually better but if you value the uh water stuff then that’s a thing okay I don’t know oh I probably need to widen that one out to three blocks too okay where am I going I am going through here yes yeah for all the bosses that we need to fight I fight a lot I I do some bosses you know I go to the Twilight Forest I I tackle bosses every now and again you know how I do oh I probably should have brought the Anvil with me but I didn’t that’s pretty good hey buddy that’s not you yeah Ender Chest not a bad idea not a bad idea but to little too late probably and I do need to I need to buy a few of these real quick what do we get oh cool man it’s cool that’s cool that’s pretty cool it’s pretty pretty cool God I love it I love Unbreaking one my favorite enchanto dude I do need to save at least one Emerald contemplating like turning a guy into uh a Fletcher with a stick trade which I’d be probably so much better off in emeralds if I had done that all right I need to do one more trade so I can have some spares there we go then I can get the old un Brey three hello mate thank you for that one very much appreciated excellent work excellent work okay should have brought the Anvil but it’s fine this is why we built the Nether infrastructure so that we can do this very quickly time and time again yeah they did fix the flying issue now I can umbrella as long as I ever ever possibly want to do so it’s very good no don’t do it oh God I think the longest amount of time spent in transit is probably entering and exiting the nether portals that’s how good our ice boat tunnel is okay so let’s try to optimize the freak out of this real quick so it’s going to be I mean do I I could just do the M independent let’s Aqua three that’s three that’s four and that’s five so in theory if I wanted to really optimize I do like Roger that not a monster definitely definitely do a little bit of that and then we go like that and then we do nine all right we get rest Pro un Brey and then we go Mendy aqua and then boom there we go big place that’s my that’s a big boy big boy golden helmet right there very good and then I could also if I wanted to let’s get some let’s get some Mindy here on something else [Music] it’s just very satisfying to listen to righto what should we put it on 385 out of 528 329 m I don’t know what to do it maybe on this right oh there it went I’ll just do it on this to begin with then we can mend it right back up watch this wonderful just lovely and wonderful um Jack woolly bits can you prank some of the people you play with hide to Bell that chirps at random intervals like a low battery smoke detector and thank you for the sub with that I could consider doing that sometime you think you’re just like a really really slow Redstone clock what you’re thinking H wonder where I’d put something like that who would I attempt to zany troll XD who would be the best Target for a thing like that at some point I don’t know if it would be to today um that is not a prank that is torture man if only we had the uh if only we were in 1.19 and we had skull sensors and we could make clang town or something of the sort bird has it coming I worry about snitches for someone else who’s currently online if you catch my drift all right that’s it I need to put this with the other enchantment area and then we know that the know one’s downstairs in the library and then what else are we doing oh you know what I should do I got to add some infrastructure to um freaking first let’s see what y level we are on uh here for our ice path you know I want to have a I want to have a portal over at the Ice Area because it’ll just make it like way easier to get to so we are at 89 all right oh wait also let me get the uh let me get this wasn’t that wait don’t actually know where the closest access point is going to be so let’s do that and then Frick so it’s hold on -14 or sorry it was 80 versus -27 got it got it got it got it got it got it prank Hank Venom by eating a god Apple in front of him oh man yeah I mean you hate to see it dude speedrunner is getting Enchanted gapples within like I don’t know few minutes of playing so sad are they really still looking for taters that’s actually kind of crazy hide cicas bro everybody on the server loves cicas I as the HOA simply cannot be like creating cicada infestations that’s actually just not an okay thing to do that would violate all HOA protocols known to man I should have put mending on this thing I should have put mending on this thing and then the bet the best oh man that would have been the best way to get this thing mended up you hit the thing a few times and then you just switch over to it in your inventory and you can mend up your silk touch um plant the bugs and find the people that is a fine strategy to be fair a fine strategy okay what are home cords again um okay 150 negative 200 put the bell in a Bedrock box snowy tiger there we go you know I don’t think I have the capability of putting a bell inside of a Bedrock box unfortunately I even if he can delete Bedrock I don’t think that you can actually uh place it down chunk Arrow schlatt’s house we don’t just full on Grief you know we try to have a little bit of uh you know methodology to our our prank skis you know it’s just put videos all over the server so that the server can no longer handle everything is not the best of prank skis um but anyway hey speaking of you should totally check out our sponsor Apex hosting they host This Server they can also host one for you if you use code Captain SP Les with a link in the description you will get that savings and you could play some Minecraft with your friends pretty epic you’re right I should I think actually doing the void the void would be funny now I don’t know if I I I don’t know if I could turn someone’s entire house into void because it would be I guess you could do it with no but on the you can’t put it on the roof though no the only way to do that is with custom maps because otherwise the roof and the floor you can’t put a yeah you can’t do it cuz I’m pretty sure in S&P live it was done with custom maps but here it’s it’s the picture mod which is different so I don’t think white concrete would create a convincing illusion it’s sad it really is oh God no oh freak off oh God what is happening right now I got a I got a thing I did not God I wrecked him though who is doing that what is going on I don’t know what’s happening go around here the pedite yeah bro honestly I I was talking to car about this like yesterday or something I feel like um I feel like pedite well this one is it’s called like pedite sport so they’re kind of already trying to do it but it’s freaking it’s freaking this isn’t sponsored they should sponsor me it’s freaking tasty Jesus Christ and I feel like people associate plyte with oh you’re really really sick and it’s to replace your electrolytes you don’t get dehydrated when you’re just pooing nonstop fluids um but it’s oh wait what am I doing wrong pickaxe um it’s actually really tasty and if they like I feel like if they went hard on the marketing to try to make it more of a sports strength people would be all about it I know it’s very pretty isn’t it but yeah it’s like I don’t know dude it’s real it’s real tasty they got they got that flavor down uh isn’t it high sodium I mean a full thing is a it’s 60% daily value of sodium so you know if you do like uh you do like 12 ounces of it in a day it’s 20% so I mean yeah probably don’t like only drink it with no water ever but I don’t think that that doesn’t sound like a defly amount um Bird’s watching me what do you mean where is he is he invisible is that bird over there on the beach he’s blending in okay let me make a I’m going to make a portal over here real quick oh he brought up he brought up my stram on a TV back at base that’s crazy okay so let’s do this here right and then see where we land here excuse me Glacier Hero 6 months Nick KN or Nick NY with five months table 1,200 bits Place fake diamond or images randomly in areas of exposed Stone around spawn it’s not going to like catch people off guard though if it’s around spawn at high elevations though right it has to be convincing all right so where we at we need this to be at 89 um so I got to move this thing got to move this oh I missed got him God that was like freaking particle effects jeez what’s jardon doing today yeah just a little bit of um infrastructur I figure that having quick access to icebergs is good for future future infrastructure tunnel expansions and stuff like that what are we up to eight all right I mean yeah if people are using resource packs obviously that can cause a bit of issue so we’re going to 89 here okay please no gas please no gas I got to remember I do have the umbrella in case of bad um why do the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat just for the hit oh that’s so funny dude that’s so hilarious [Music] man which way is spawn okay so hold on that was that way um hold on I got to take a little look ski around here and see okay so we were at wait it was like is it that way I think it was I think it was that way right I got to go reference the uh I got to go reference the oh I can’t reference my screenshots I wonder why I can’t scroll up enough in chat to see my screenshots huh one moment let me go open up my Minecraft folder it’s funny how it works that just when you remember a particular feature and you want to take advantage of it suddenly there’s a reason why you can’t okay so that was 81 and that was Frick – 255 okay so we’re going to -5 25 which is that way and that way got it got it got it got it so I’ll just make the portal like going that way we’re going that way and then also going that way yeah actually wait we should go that way first and then build the thing is what we should do yeah so anyway wait a minute yeah that’s going to be okay that’s going to be the side so boom boom don’t do that don’t do that surely this won’t go horribly uh terribly wrong or anything like that let me get some blue ice oh I’m not going to have any blue ice uh this is floating yeah well it’s the nether I I don’t think the HOA takes a great deal of issue with the the nether you know so it’s fine uh oh wait oh no the Y is not correct that’s very an astute observation there very astute observation um what we will do is we will raise it by one and we’ll put the thing here then we can come back later for blue ice in it or something like that you know oh wait I should put it to the side in case we ever want to extend it further so like like this yeah yeah we’re going to need to add some guard rail uh pretty badly here do I just do this and then I add the other okay we’re going to -5 or something like that hold on I’m just going to grab a bit of going grab a bit of nether okay great very good very good watch me I’ll I’m going to end up doing all this only to find that I somehow just like frecked up the coordinates and it’s going to be really unfortunate um I might just make this one two blocks wide just because it’s going to be easier to do that I think do you know if what do you mean yeah that’s been delayed for like 20 years okay so I don’t need it don’t believe so okay I don’t need to break my passport I don’t think you do yeah I hope I don’t die don’t die chat has anyone flown in the US recently I mean a lot of people have flown in the US recently did you need okay maybe Cal is like a us thing or is a California thing I mean it’s Cal or it’s a us thing the real ID do you need a real ID or is just a regular driver’s license you know you could just Google real ID requirement they some some places say some places like say you don’t have to I never know I uh don’t think you need it okay until May 2025 it’ll get pushed back again don’t worry real is until next year it was supposed to be like it was supposed to be like 2020 I think yeah a long time ago I feel like we had to have it yeah it got pushed way back I mean I don’t want to bring a passport if I don’t need to I already have pre-check so I don’t really faster yes driver’s license is a real ID but there’s a thing called real ID capital r it’s a it’s like real ID TM a real TM ID quote real ID quote all right thank you chat thank you chat I think -14 is the first spot and then after that it’s and then it goes 14 15 16 okay so that’s the first one two three and I think it’s like three wide from here but I don’t want to freak it up so I’m just going to build one wide first and then we’ll add the rest after and then this is a long this is a long build right now this is very long build we have to go to like this is going to be like 200 blocks of just wish I were ant venom and I could speed Bridge good L okay so yeah basically driv licenses are uh I guess they’re too easy to do fake IDs for and so the government was like we need to get everybody to either they need a passport or they need to get an upgraded version of an ID which requires providing additional documents when it’s issued and is something that’s harder for people to counterfeit because it’s got more water marks and stuff like that and they meant to implement this like years and years ago and every time they set a deadline they end up not meeting that deadline so it’s uh it’s a thing make a risky drift Corner yeah just uh get rid of the guardrail seems good God blue ice takes such a long time to it’s not a good value proposition because I feel like you can break almost you know nine packed ice in the time that a single blue ice gets broken but maybe I’m just crazy I don’t know man uh T 1,2 bits nether bridge building music time could consider it maybe I don’t know oh God hold on I’ve R it out I’ve red out of a real estate here yeah honestly it could it could be interesting making a boat racing track but also it’s like we we’ve all seen well maybe some of us have seen time heists uh boat racing tracks on the sub server and we know that that is like a proper boat racing track and then there’d be what I build which would be a but we have Bo boat racing tracks at home uh kind of build in comparison so let’s just get Time Heist on the sdmp get Time Heist to play on on my account and we’ll uh we’ll just create like an AI voice over thing so that Time Heist can actually pretend to be me while building and everyone would be like wow Captain Sparkles I didn’t know I didn’t know that you were so good at building uh boat racing and I’ll be like you know freaking not again where did it go where’s my boat there it is no my boat There It Is God damn it what is it like if you shift if you shift does it work okay you have to shift pretend to be an NPC like evil pumpkin yeah oh no no no no no no no no we do not do that we do not do that okay goodbye I’m going to have to enclose this thing because otherwise we might run into some trouble all right hold on enclose it in glass oh maybe excuse me okay well now all we got to do I’m pretty sure is just connect this was that a burp if so zero out of 10 God that’s really rude I tried should get diagonal instead of a 90° curve well I mean there’s also a chance that what if we head off in that direction right what if we want to extend this further then it’ll be good to just have a straightaway and then like we will have a big the major artery of our network will go north south here and then we’ll have little branches that go off in different directions right okay we’re almost reaching interior places two diagonals where just do like on ramp and offramp just go like full oh God terrifying man terrifying mans Go full infrastructure mode with it I really do hope I am actually going the right direction it’s going to be really embarrassing if I’m not give me a rock give me I need a I need lucky rocks bro I need lucky rocks all day long okay this seems right though and then it’s going to be dude it’s going to be so much more work to then have to come back here and like freaking oscillations oscillations uh we have to come back here and then put the blue ice every five blocks if we want it to be consistent which is going to be so freaking tedious that’s some prick where are we at we’re at 142 oh God we have so much more to go a rock I got a rock this rocks dude 2.94 -2% efficiency is kind of dooky wait wait oh it’s this one right it’s this one all right but now we are going to get okay it’s negative it’s going to be 2.94 3.36 wait it’s only 3.51 is it supposed to keep increasing I thought that the percentages added up and stuff like that huh let me switch that it’s kind of fricked I thought percentage were like additional what gives this is awful oh hey it’s the thing okay cool all right we’ve definitely gone in the right direction I just hope that we actually meet up directly it’s a bit of a bummer that this place that was already pre-mined out is just like a couple blocks higher than we need it to be surely I’m not going to go running off into the void right I never do that oh God I don’t actually think I would have reflexively got my umbrella there so that would have been bad yes do we connect yo perfect absolutely perfect let’s go let’s go all right I guess we can just mine out the whole area then for Perfecto Perfecto very good very good okay very nice and then oh yeah I just need to do this side too very swick one moment I bid I bid farewell to Cara yeah Cara is a uh a sky Enthusiast and um is going to witness the the Sun being concealed by the moon or maybe depends on the weather the weather’s currently not looking great for it God that one has caught me off guard several times now yikes yes the clouds she’s going to see the clouds I wonder what the best way to do this is yeah I’m just going to honestly I’m going to do the whole thing and I’m just going to do the whole thing in and packed ice and then we can revise when we wish to do so as needed you know you know that’s exactly how we can do it otherwise I’m actually like if I what’s going to happen is if I don’t do it all in pack ice first I’m going to I’m going to miss I’m going to do an off by one error and the entire path is going to be ruined so I think it’s like actually way better to do it this way first um can you um can you can you go go up there really don’t want to fight you okay thank you freck man we are probably going to want this to be enclosed at some point otherwise yes the pigs will get on it um tip 11,000 200 bits you have the whole house to yourself now you can order all the veggie free pizza that you want you are right I have the ability to do this I’m not sure if I will tonight but we’ll see there are no Builder ones here are there no okay I was going to say man am I a gigantic idiot if we do have Builders ones okay buddy go where you need to go what actually be kind of funny to just like leave the end of the path open and then just have a sign that says bridge [Laughter] out H people would be like there’s no way that that we would just go flying off the end of this thing right they would never do that I need to make sure that it doesn’t actually land in lava though if I were to do that we’re going to need some more ice to finish this road work ahead I think bridge out bridge out gets the uh gets it across come on give me another rock I need another rock this just doesn’t Rock dude this totally does not rock like this Frick freak I’m going to need to go Jordan hello using first name basis but cool cool ice Highway you know it’s Prett veryy nice where’s it going to lead to uh this is going to an ice biome so that I can continue to expand the ice Highway in the future M yeah nice that’s fair that’s fair well you know what you’re doing some great work I think I should reward you with like a with a some nice food oh these taters no those are that’s fruit cake oh did you buy that from the dude at the the from chat what’s up are you making me an are you causing me to endorse your cake no no no no nothing nothing I mean you framing me for something sound like you just got an advancement that oh that’s what you’re taking a photo of yeah good stuff though have you seen like the have you seen how wait have you seen how I flan like the the roof out there like the the nether area um like at spawn oh no wait what what do you mean no I mean I I fled the like the nether hop and everything that’s like my oh how the hell do you yeah I didn’t put those there so we can kind of just remove them they’re in they’re I’m eminent remaining these they’re in they’re walking the high pick um no no no no no no no no no no to run it’s better two blocks high is better you want a two blocks high that’s fair if you want to add guard rails if you want to if you want to be a guard rail maker though like by all means I out of like uh like Cobblestone and stuff is that what’s up I was making it out of Netherrack even though it might be better to not do that it’s a here’s here’s some Netherrack here have a bit Netherrack G rails out a Netherrack I don’t know it was what block was handy okay man that’s fair I mean I don’t think these are guard ra this just a this just a this just a floor if you really want to put guard rails oh wait oh yeah no that’s fair I see what you mean okay all right Grind Time okay you guard rail it up I’m going to probably have to go and uh grab some more ice okay I’m getting more ice oh what what we’ve room an Enderman no we cannot have Enderman spawning on the path they’re going to they’re going to really do a bridge out man that’ll be really bad it’ll be really really bad I mean hey as long as the path is 100% enclosed then the gas won’t shoot at you while you’re on it yeah you can you can use buttons If you want thanks for that buddy thanks for that Jesus Christ bro okay I don’t need all this I don’t need all this I will turn that into quartz and I can’t 18 how did I just get 18 nether quarts out of did I have some nether quarts in my inventory I don’t even know what seriously freak that freak it I just I just can’t be bothered I cannot I simply cannot oh you’re so right I do need a magnet God God I could have borrowed his magnet oh man dude do you get the magnets from like special uh from mimics and stuff like that it does seem like something that would be got via a mimic yeah okay makes sense makes sense by the way make sure to like the video if you’re watching on YouTube and also use code Captain Sparkles for Logitech for 10% off all peripherals like the headset I’m wearing and the mouse and keyboard that I’m using they’re pretty cool okay um let us take this and continue the bridge there are so many cool artifacts I need dude we have the we have the stuff that are dropped by the mobs like the the special drops stuff and then we also have all the artifacts from the mimics and the chests man it’s really a got to catch them all kind of moment excuse me the first time you’ve ever heard of someone having a Logitech code well welcome to the party man we get discounts around these parts all right let’s see these guard rails nice oh God not him not like this not like this beautiful beautiful guard rails guard rails yeah might have made one well too tall but um I no I think I think honestly if we do full enclosure that’s good Crouch I can’t hear by the way if we do full enclosure that’s good so that gests don’t get yeah there yep you want me to extend it up here like one higher or um sure up to you yeah if you’re sure drop me some yeah drop me some Netherrack I have this that’s my Netherrack the rest of my is ice been told to tell you about the uh there you go there you go yeah I’ve also been told to tell you about the I don’t know what that means yeah the is that Pizza Hut no the oh no that’s Taco Bell yeah they are the same owner yum brands so I was close Taco Bell combination yeah yeah something like that something about I thought that’s why I was like oh the Captain Sparkle’s Pizza Hut pizza that’s why I said Pizza Hut you know H uhoh uhoh that’s not good and that’s not good that’s not cool oh no the ice where is he where is he where is he Nice Nice Shot well done thanks did you not ever had Taco Bell until um High School Jordan I’m African I haven’t had Taco Bell since I was 23 well you wait you had it when you were 23 but you haven’t had it since is that what you’re saying I haven’t no I haven’t I have had it for the first time as I was no actually 22 22 Yeah I that’s slightly different yeah because you had on high school right like 17 18 right it’s really funny though cuz there I was in a band with uh with a few other kids in high school oh you were a band kid oh that explains it that explains a l like like a rock band not a trumpet band um an actual band dang the shade the shade he’s throwing uh but the the kid one of the one of the dudes the drummer we practiced at his house and he had a brother who was like several years younger and for some reason the fact that I had never had Taco Bell before high school I would be bewildered as well such anont to him that as a younger child he decided that I am I I make it my mission to make fun of this have the greatest culinary EXC he was my he was my bully this child was my bul because I hadn’t had Taco Bell yeah I don’t blame him honestly everyone got to try some I mean it’s like it’s like those sugar frosted cookies you know you got to you got to try it before you get your you know before you get your opinion on them right the sugar frosted cookies yeah you know the the pink frosted cookies you know the the ones everyone RS about I’ve yet to try one but are you talking about animal the animal cookies or are you talking about the ones with like the super thick frosting on top yeah it’s like super thick pink frosting and sprinkles on top okay I actually I’m I’m totally down with those yeah I have yet to try them I mean oh okay yeah I spot them and I’m and then I’m like oh I’ll try to this time and that keep keep forgetting always in the display case got it got it you should try them though I should I should I’ll have to make my life’s goal to get some but yeah all I have is dirt left I’m sure you don’t want like half Netherrack half dirt uh you want to go dig oh wait hold on I just got an inspiration from a chat message for a thing okay be kind of funny like yeah take these three blocks here replace puty coyote yes Wy coyote yes oh my God Jordan Jordan come over here Jordan come over here come over here follow me follow me follow me follow me okay wait I got to I got to build the bridge hold on no no it’s okay just follow me follow me follow me follow follow me it it won’t take long it won’t take long oh god oh you nudged me off how could you do this uh hold on you got Sil touch I do yeah oh I was going to break it but yeah okay maybe I’ll have to give you this cane next time s what does the cane do let’s go actually wait can we just use a boat though uh we use a boat now I would I didn’t want to do it on the uh like that’s fair yeah that’s fair yeah let go back to Spa go back go back out there go back out there right so I’ve also been working on highways of my own right which which area of Spawn are you wanting to go to uh yeah just a general like main spawn portal thing not not this one yeah just wait is this uh that’s the one that’s close to my house yeah yeah no no let’s go let’s go to the spawn let’s go to spawn yeah the spawn one is is not on the it’s not no it’s not you’re going the wrong way here the wrong way sorry sorry sorry I’m bad at driving the GPS is telling me the wrong stuff okay I built the highway stop stop stop it’s there oh right there right sorry yeah that’s fair yeah uh okay come over real quick come over real quick real quick so so yesterday right Fitz oh no come back come back come back come back no no so yesterday right I was working on some highways and Fitz and JC would always like get stuck and they would always just randomly you know stumble upon somewhere else that they wanted to go initially they always save my portal they would always blow it up you know they want to lag L line so you know I G I gave them this big bridge full of stone brakes you know what I put at the end you know what I put at the end did you Wy coyot it I did oh God I’m so not original I did I so did dude I beat you to the punch like 8 hours ago God damn it there some walking to it goes really dude this is way too far yeah no don’t worry about it don’t worry about it it’s it’s it’s worth it it’s worth it oh no no no no but I mean like I mean like wait like a bigger one no like actually you take a picture a screenshot NE yeah of like the the road continuing come this way then come this way I did the exact thing again oh dude oh I beat you to it several times okay I’m sorry if it’s a detour but like it’s it’s it’s funny to bring that up yeah yeah I I already did that too okay fair enough yeah and what happens go through sorry this swears oh no see I was in my mind I was like it looks like it it’s going to go forward but it actually said you right to Lava maybe not lava like that’s a little mean but that’s funny yeah not lava okay I got to continue the the highway of course of course but I will consider doing this naturally let have the boat if we oh no there’s no ice in the way also with the speed that you’re going through this thing you can also go through this oh you can yeah come on I I have to put Easter eggs everywhere come on yeah just just as long as you’re not spamming videos you know that’s that’s against H guidelines for yeah I know how it for the server mm it was someone who put like a fart sound effect on the camera that spawned oh wait not there no on the video spawned and it just uh yeah no yeah it’s it’s it’s in the middle it’s it’s in a SP yeah just put a just put a fart sound effect and that crashed my whole game like I had I had to physically just log out a lock avoid getting just sucked by the internet dude it’s wild also did this go what did you do oh you did the boms yeah it’s pretty cool go through it yeah I’ve I’ve seen ah you have I have seen that one damn all right here’s your wait actually wait no you have the boat I think I I do have the boat but I’m not I’m not running the boat this way cuz I’m going to go flying off into Infinity you want to di some nether we got more more feel feel free I’m just going to I’m going to put down the ice real quick all right all right I’ll help you out see you in a moment okay here we go we keep we keep going I don’t know if I have enough ice actually and then we have to come back we have to replace it with the blue ice oh God oh God yeah like 100% dude could Wy coyote the heck out of it and then on the other side of the painting you do like Signs just a bunch of signs bridge out and they don’t have like they can’t actually slow down the boat in time before it just drops them down nope what about a fake nether portal I don’t know if that would actually get people cuz it wouldn’t be making sounds and it wouldn’t be animated so uh I’m not sure they would get got with that very nice I’ll uh thank you yeah I still have to come back can like do the blue ice pattern at some point blue ice H it was blue ice every six honestly like it’s it’s already hard enough to maneuver it I don’t think I don’t think you have to go to the extra mile do you well it was just to I I already have the blue ice pattern elsewhere so it’s like to stay consistent that’s fair all right the path is complete m beautiful beautiful you want some Netherrack uh oh sure I can help that yeah of course what the need you to go away than nice God damn it not again miss me yeah um yeah it’s okay I got you yeah nice job send that back wow what an epic gamer indeed you’re deflected the enemy gamer right it’s not next to your build thingy cuz it can drop a gas hat which gives you regen when you get like randomly I think or when you get hurt when you hurt things I don’t know Co there are so many like cool actually I haven’t I haven’t looked at everything at special oh my God there’s so many things there’s so much and stuff so dude RAV plate that’s crazy Turtle literally just it just instam mines in the overw world it gives you haste to it’s crazy Turtle chest plate is wild did you want it too high now oh you want to a roof yeah let’s make a roof okay okay you know what how about this you take care of the left I’ll take care of the right okay okay sounds good God damn it good jobor thank you wait so Dam isn’t a swear right dam is okay it’s what Beav be poke it’s what Beaver build beavers make dude I got to tell you I used to do a Minecraft challenge with my boy poke and the the goal was if someone swore and we’re like we’re like we we swear like Sailors right yeah of course if someone swore the we would have to reset the world and he would always pick on me for saying the word damn even though it’s not a it’s not it’s not a swear it’s in the Bible and it’s what beavers do yeah I didn’t wait are there no are there no Tech is is the definition of a swear word a word that’s not in the Bible um not exactly what I mean is like it’s it they wouldn’t be there wouldn’t be the word like f for in in the Bible right they wouldn’t be right sure I need more NE uh no I’m about to run out you want to dig some okay all right oh do you have a do you have your do you have your rock on you do you have your rock do I have oh I have a little hold on I have a little bit more in my backpack uh lucky Rock no I do yeah [ __ ] I do yeah got to get got to get those extras got to have those yeah no no no copy strike stop don’t please don’t do it please please don’t it’s not copyrighted it’s just an Aiming break if it was copyrighted half of the music Worldwide would cease existing what it’s just an Aiming break sample man a what break sample aiming break I don’t know what that is it’s uh it’s you know like the you see those everywhere I don’t I don’t think I do scared okay have you watched the powerprof girls um I have long time ago long time the intro it’s the intro dude of course it’s how are you going to say hey it’s not copy strike but also it’s the intro to the Powerpuff Girls no it’s used in it it’s transformative it’s a sample that’s used in many songs it’s basically yeah but I also bet you that that the fact that it’s used in a bunch of songs means that it will get hit Jordan you’re a little too paranoid about this I’m going be hon absolutely I am compl so unbelievably paranoid 100% you are accurate Jordan the only thing you should be paranoid about is the baby shark theme cuz that one that one even a single second event on a YouTube live stream gets your channel just completely ticken down that’s do they actually strike baby shark yes they strike baby shark that’s how lwig like got banned on his first day back there on his first YouTube stream it’s messed up wait that’s bizarre because they could just make money but instead they’re just like we don’t want the money we just want to kill I don’t think I don’t think um I don’t think YouTube Studio lets them monetize live streams that way since like it’s live right there’s no way that can like just take the super right oh so you’re saying it only Happ like if you do it in a video they claim but when it’s live no video Su video to I mean regardless yeah videos as well it’s actually like crazy these days to straight up get a strike for something rather than just a claim yeah just a claim yeah it’s crazy I mean it’s it’s it’s way more LAX back in the day back in the 2011’s it was a death sentence to use like anything Sony anything anything like out there it it it was death sentence I mean now I’ll I’ll say I much rather have the system we have now than like what we had uh i’ I’d rather be claimed than have my channel terminated yeah yeah I mean that’s what we have today I mean besides baby shark besides baby shark freaking baby shark what’s wrong with them uh 1.4 billion views and they’re hungry for more that’s where they are yeah but they could get like they could monetize another billions of views elsewhere man no they want to short wait not 1.4 no it’s actually like I think it’s one of the I think it’s the 10 billion views the biggest video on YouTube it’s not it it’s not God damn it is it really what would it used to be I’ll I’ll look it up I’ll I’m looking it up right now dude let me get that firsthand info baby shark baby shark it is baby shark it is 14 billion yeah God imagine every person on Nurf has seen that 14 I haven’t I’ve never actually watched it I’ve just heard the song you never don’t watch it on stream watch it not that’s a tough sentence Jord holy Jesus man wait that channel like all you have to have done is uploaded baby shark and you’re set for life yeah oh yeah on top of that dude kids content is crazy in ad Revenue I don’t know how it’s all the toys you keep advertising them like that’s why that’s why you see so many Minecraft content creators turn to like making kids based stuff like you know with Blockbuster and they’re just like oh look it’s popular character number one a popular character 2 in Minecraft ham Hamm Hamm you know I don’t know is that is the rather actually way better on that it is it’s crazy it’s like 10 RPM it’s actually yep huh know that people making bank out of it all gaming in general is just actually like the worst RPM out of any vertical though so that’s why I’m kind of surprised cuz I don’t know I guess no it’s more so like I guess if it’s English then no no no that’s on purpose that’s a stop that’s a stop oh that’s a stop oh sorry yeah where was it actually right just at this corner at this corner um this what what no no no no no no it’s just no no no no no just put oh this this this this nether okay that’s fair no okay so it’s if it’s English speaking I guess it makes sense I feel like if if uh people might people might think it’s not a stops let’s make it obsidian go for it yeah sounds sounds good let’s make it like too high just so it’s okay sounds that’s that’s good idea good idea um if it’s uh but if it’s English I guess that makes sense but if you have like the silent movie kind of stuff then it’s watched by a l not that’s actually very very true that’s why most of the elsagate stuff like had no dialogue cuz it would just appeal to a wide range of demographics yeah but then it also doesn’t monetize if you really want that monetization got to make that Finance content yeah oh dude I’ve heard all about it dude all the how to make money quick kind of videos they just make reacks and bucks and stuff cuz cuz I gets the attention of all the advertisers of like Forex exchange apps and like uh exchange uh what it called yeah exchange like brokes yeah brokerages and on top of that the Bitcoin people and like the apps that let you trade stocks it’s crazy it’s crazy yeah dude which made me think I was thinking one day I was thinking I was thinking of making a video that mixes both of both of those themes you know like Minecraft and I’m doing finance and doing my taxes and stuff and then me see if it bum probably that is probably a Tik Tok thing people talking about finance and taxes but the Minecraft Parkour is in the background true 100 for atten for RPM well no like on Tik Tok obviously not but maybe there maybe someone’s going to translate that to YouTube or something yeah perhaps perhaps it’s way different content out there yeah I they but also maybe Minecraft Parkour on its own is like not attention grabbing enough now they have to split screen it and they have to add some other oddly satisfying video on top and a GTA 5 it’s it’s a mess it’s quite a mess so is the is the ice Highway done like is it like uh this yeah I mean this is the uh only destinations for the time being uh the only other thing that could be done is to widely coyote it all right you let me know where you let me nowhere okay so hold on you do you have the camera you have your camera on I got the stuff I got the stuff so right here you just want the path being taken right yeah so basically I think just take the photo right now got it yeah I got it I got it all right let’s go hold on I got to hold on one it’s got to be uniform one moment okay I got this i got this God dang it God dang it sorry I ha too much okay so I think what we do I think just oh there’s my boat I think just for the sake of um me not killing myself actually okay let me just see what does this look like here H that could be death currently that could be a little death um okay hold on no no no no no uh wait wait wait no I’m going to I’m going to I got to make it brigher yeah God we got to we got to do some like Photoshop box yeah yeah I’ll definitely do some I’ll definitely do some just should focus on making like a box that doesn’t kill them but has more ice and just leads them to like you just got Jordan Mason I don’t know Jordan Mason my new name yeah I new name okay I got to go get Netherrack one sec it would actually be kind of interesting to like uh okay where okay it’s right there freck would be kind of funny though to uh actually Whatchamacallit um have them go flying but then just make sure it’s a safe flight I feel like we could do that but we’ll we’ll see we’ll see go out this way okay that’s better uh that’s better um I am Aqua Stars 86 months huge also dude we got extra netherite scrap which is great we have another netherite bro we could we could up the chest plate be huge man I want to get more of the special drop stuff it’s so fancy oh am I full [Applause] I’m about to probably wiely coyote myself right now gota be careful got to be careful got to be careful how’s it looking um I match the color but it’s it’s it it’s it’s the perspective is weird perspective is yeah it needs to be so I think yeah I think I’ll need I think I’ll need some lower fov screens oh definitely yeah yeah so uh maybe step aside you could always go into you know Photoshop and crop it properly I could yeah I could or what maybe you need to do I think you need to drop down by a block and take it from like you’re at the level of the I don’t don’t SPL yourself here you yeah I don’t think I’ll yeah I don’t think I’ll out here um probably like back over here you’ll be good let’s see uh yeah you’re good here I’m good here nice I could use a slab actually actually wait yeah you’re right you’re right nice yeah that actually works way better I’m going to line myself up let me try to get five yeah I’m on five perfect nice run this put this on Photoshop andj just a bright this a little bit all right I’m going to go work over here okay let’s see do we do ice behind it I think what we’re going to end up probably doing is I think for now we’ll start it off this way but then eventually I want to actually yeah Hunter the kind of guy to I want to event I want to eventually engineer this so it’s like there is a drop and you think you’re going to die but then there it like catches you or something something oh yeah I thought of doing something like that and in the end when there’s like a there’s the staircase you know that leads you to like the main area and it just drops you into black concrete room and you think You’ Fallen but no it doesn’t actually do that be funny all let’s see um yeah this damn thing is just oh my God okay hold on is it not not looking right okay no there you go that’s better oh it’s close close that’s close way a I mean let me see how it looks from I mean I’ll say this from afar from afar it doesn’t look half I think it needs to be brightened up a little bit more and then it just the ice the ice has to be coming from the exact Corners basically corners it’d be funny if you could do barrier blocks I wish we could get barrier blocks and we could just put barrier like bridge out bridge out bridge out and then they’re like oh God and then they get to barrier blocks there’s no way anyone be able to react quickly enough though um I don’t know probably like a slab or something I need to get a slab what can I get a slab of I don’t have anything slab here um ask the gods for a few barrier blocks yeah the only problem is wait can you have it not support cuz the thing is if oh yeah yeah yeah okay cool right doesn’t need to be supported by a block good good good good let me I need to get like wood and stuff as well oh God what if I do actually here’s something here’s something right I kind of make it so that it starts to like phase out right do a little bit of like this this God damn there’s so many gas oops do that basically and then I’ll I’ll add just like slabs right there for now um oh glass actually like glass panes or something would be pretty good cause people to just for like one second they’re like oh God and then yeah yeah that’s actually a good idea I like glass is there um let me see I don’t know if there’s the is there a clear glass unfortunately not bummer why is there no quite clear glass I guess I could do like red stained glass or something where’s he gone smell oh I’m going to get some uh glass real quick I overshot it help help oh God I mean obviously you it’s like we’re not going to we’re not going to get it’s not going to be perfect um but also um yeah it might look different with shaders too and if I ever do feel like extending that further for any reason I’m going to have to like redo all this but whatever yo oh one more one more and we’re at two more netherite man it’s kind of crazy to be getting that far without ever having to actually find any ancient debris you love it you love it you love it okay so glass is up here and then do we have any red flowers oh we do yeah I’ll try it with both can we do it this way yes we can I’ll ask yahi what’s uh what looks better by the way make sure to follow at twitch.tv/ Captain Sparkles ye just let them fall to their deaths ye of little sympathy I would be unamused if I fell to my death in lava and lost everything oh God nope got to fill that in I’m probably going the wrong way now oh no we’re good I’m going saturate a little cuz it does come off a little yo what do you think ooh that looks good oh yeah it’s good from that from yeah from it looks almost good almost seamless but then as you as you get closer I mean it it’s it’s it’s an optical illusion it’s not it’s not going to be Flawless all the time I’m going to turn off my shaders I want to I want to see how it looks right yeah that’s pretty good are you speaking or are you speechless oh sorry I I was speaking to the mute M that’s fair yeah that honestly looks really good from here nice like if you’re you’re probably not paying that much attention when you’re the boat yeah that’s pretty good and then you go right through it and then oh no I’m going to fall something like that yeah I’m going to like fix up the area down there so that it’s not a fall not it’s not a death death oh I was going to put some panes down but uh panes some glass panes if you want them to actually eat like that’s cool I was let me see oh that’s really visible dang oh blast P like as if they’re ah oh that’s cool or no no if you want to like make the area safe so they actually do go flying then yeah honestly honestly like I would be I would be I would be mythed I would be mythed if I died but I would also be mythed if I had to like oh wait no this look at this hey come back here oh yeah so the boat stops them okay yeah so they they might not they might it’s going to be it’s going to happen so fast they’re going to be like and then they’re going to stop so let me just check that it doesn’t go oh God it can go through uhoh uhoh Jesus Christ how about this went down about this how about this something like okay um maybe just on either side maybe just on either side no no no no cuz I’m trying to make it look like invisible you know so like we do that trying make well oh it can still get through there I forgot that’s like yeah Frick yeah it’s fa um if I had some stone bricks I would definitely put like a wall there cuz cuz glass they thin but stone walls they will stop you like dead in your tracks oh of course cuz it’s like a full block what about a carpet will carpet stop you I think they do yeah but boats can jump we could do a a light blue carpet maybe yeah yeah yeah I don’t see why not yeah light light blue carpet could be good supp do a fence maybe no I’m just trying to think of how how to make it look like pretty invisible you know oh my God wait Jordan beef prins up a great idea idea what if Beyond this there’s another troll where there’s it seems to be Netherrack but it leads them to their Doom wait what do you mean so it’s like a so it’s like a it’s like a double switcher you know they think it’s G they think there’s Netherrack here it’s going to stop then they keep going then they crash I don’t know n might be a little too far might be a little too far I think it’ll be going so fast that they wouldn’t actually like yeah they wouldn’t have time to react yeah the average reaction time you know it’s it’s like what how many 160 m seconds that’ss I am not sure but I I think honestly I think blue carpet would be light blue carpet would be good yeah it sounds good are we going to go to your place to get some um we I do do I have anything that can even make it right I don’t think I have the ability to do like caret at the moment oh you’re right no I do I do that’s so true that’s so true we can do that really quick okay let’s go yeah all right God it’s so fast what can you do with the Captain Sparkles what can you do with a Captain Sparkles so if this is your place what does the other one lead to that’s main spawn or you mean the one further down yeah further down goes to the first house that I ever had mhm oh God this looks so weird without my shaders one second oh shaders really s huh they really do my house has to look good Stone there’s lapis in here yeah yeah yeah feel free to make a light blue there’s also some uh regular blue bone here’s light blue dye I honestly should have made this much cuz there’s there’s two each just got to find a wool now I don’t think I have any wool but I’ll just make a couple out of Str string don’t you yeah yeah out of string yeah yeah I only need two for carpet so you’re good yep yeah I think we should send them to the Hogs huh we just put a bunch of hogs with name tags at the end of the boat uh and it get eaten alive watch out jump scare incoming what yeah yeah oh God that was terrifying okay let’s see how this looks with the carpet and also wait wait wait actually hold on first you might have to test it here yeah yeah test it here oh that stops you that stops IT great no that’s perfect oh yeah okay sick nice all right good I’m glad we found a neat little way of oh hey I don’t know who that invisible guy was but um I didn’t see any invisible guys what oh who invisible man with a cane hello Invisible Man hello I mean hello how are you oh wow bark I didn’t recognize it damn sorry I was I was hiding would you like to try would you like to try our new uh boat ice ring oh absolutely yeah you just go you just you just go straight forward and to the right right yeah just straight forward and to the right yeah don’t crash into the wall right yeah you just got to go right you got to go straight forward right you’ll have the ice ring right there yeah keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep [Music] going [Music] oh god oh no oh no he went through it so no excuse me what was that it worked it [Laughter] worked he went through his so quick he broke the image and the sound barrier wow did he he did smashed through it why okay you can get it right wait do you have do you have uh do you have like some I have an umbrella yes you have an umbrella fair enough I think boats break images no matter what actually wait what what here if you do you have the frame down here we could just try it oh almost that didn’t work yeah how did you do really don’t tell me don’t tell me boats do that oh who hey guys I made it and I missed ah n I’m good um lar Lark can you hear me no L I don’t think that’s Asha approved H that’s fancy that’s um what how pruy a moment hey D doesn’t make you very sticky so boats just get rid of it really that’s weird it shouldn’t be that way okay let me so now let me let me see what happens if if I try it this way oh my God it does that sucks that’s really messed up that really sucks yeah my bad wait what if I had no idea hold on how about this how about this what if what if what if the item right oh yeah maybe else true true right maybe try this try running through this um right right right the boat yeah hopefully it’s not like the full hit box of it a that’s upsetting that’s messed up that’s messed up I guess it’s I guess nobody’s using boats now H damn damn that Su sorry about that that’s unfortunate wait you got me so Jordan if you have op or if someone else has op I think you can make these invulnerable I do in the sense they can’t you don’t have a that’s fair we can ask someone else about it but like wait what if you put we already put it like outside and it still gets hurt yeah still breaks yeah it still breaks it’s unfortunate uh you might have picked out the frame I think I did yes there and there and there do you mind do you mind with a magnet why is everything going to everyone but you yeah I don’t know this magnet is like defective or something it’s it’s it’s ruy uh yeah com like this right it’s got is that the right one we could prevent we could prevent boats from going through by just putting carpet like outside here as well then then it’ll never break oh I guess that’s true but then cartoonishly fly off the cliff like what happened to me yeah true we would man well we might have to do that just for now let’s see what happens for now for now and then then we’ll get the we’ll get the thing on the invisible tag and freaking act do how how about okay how about how about just on the outside just on the rim just on the rim um but you can’t have anything in front of the frame that’s the problem yeah oh that sucks yeah oh that sucks oh that’s not good oh yeah this is Real mess okay let’s just have it like one away from the frame then like this yeah we got to make two for now I mean the circumstances don’t online what can you do you have well I mean now you can’t well now you could go flying yeah you could go flying if you wished if you wanted um no I mean if you’re on foot I mean if you’re on foot I would I would definitely see someone hitting that if if if they’re very not careful yeah you know maybe maybe someone is just running down the tunnel that’s possible yep yep someone good absolutely you know I I could definitely see that happening 24/7 yeah you get some serious speed going here okay we’ll do that we’ll do that honestly I’m I’m going to I’m just going to put the I’m putting the glass right there the glasses right there is like a yeah some thingy yeah yeah cuz surely someone’s going to go here get stopped and then place a boat here looking at the empty void that’s right behind it right yeah no absolutely should probably put the other carpets here then yeah but then you can’t make the turn okay then put one here and then put one right there oh you would have to no you’d have to move the image true actually if you want to move the image one further it’s going to be a great yeah that’s got to be a great turn helper or something actually yeah I could probably I can definitely move I think just one further would do uh there you go there you go thanks nice can I okay yeah that that works that works and then carpet here I guess yeah carpet Stoppers nice okay someone running someone running at full speed is going to be like someone running yeah it’s going to fall for it yeah yeah definitely some great trolling happening today mm fantastic trolling okay it’s pretty cool pretty cool God I’m probably going to fall for this cuz I’m the only the only person who’s going to come in this direction to go get more ice nah I’ll put a sign I’ll put a s it says this is Jordan Captain Mason’s blon right something like that you don’t I mean whatever you want people are naturally curious there’s a sign that says wow it’s the guy from the Minecraft Sky Block 2011 thing they want to go remember that I remember that I do Jon Mason that’s me dude that’s me son son all right that was like the one video that g meain content creation I I kind of I kind of I kind of always Sky Block really yeah the Sky Block St like that that thing got me to playing Sky Block and making some silly videos like back then apprciate love to hear it thank you I think I may uh yeah I may need to get rolling yeah of course yeah you take me to spawn thanks yep I’ll rate it five your your chauffeur is here yeah I’m on the I’m on the McLaren oo so cool the the M the mine Claren no problem the mine Claren yeah all right thank you for the assistance of course you have a good one dog you too all righty guys that was that was good that was good as long as you Boat Boat the highway you’ll be safe if you run it you may have problems that that painting though I mean that was actually like really really solidly effective um someone may go through that seriously all right I think it’s uh I think it might be time for us to wind down the vid for today but it’s been a good time I hope you have all enjoyed and uh make sure to like the video subscribe to Captain Sparkles 2 Follow twitch.tv/ Sparkles to uh you know catch these live and stuff and um it’s been a good time you know our house is in order we’ve got infrastructure we’ve got Wy coyote imagery like so much good stuff is happening here it’s just incredible it’s really incredible so all right that’ll do it see you guys next time bye-bye