CaptainSparklez – Minecraft But I Literally Cannot Die

In a world where a data pack has made it impossible to unalive population growth has spiraled out of control one man must defy the odds and win by unaliving oh my voice hurts welcome to the mcmakistein minecraft but it’s impossible to unlive uh datapack what we’re going to be doing here

Is uh setting up whatever scenario we can possibly come up with using creative mode switch ourselves to survival and see if we can figure out how to outwit mcmakistein on how to on alive here i feel like it’s been a while since we’ve done a mcmakestein thing used to a whole bunch

Of uh single command block creations years ago by him and uh this this seems like a fun little challenge here we’ll see if we can find a hole in his not allowing me to unlive pack first things first why don’t we uh try to drown okay

It gave us floaties you really it gave us floaties it did okay and we can’t i can’t stay underwater it keeps pushing me to the surface by the way while we’re here you should check out our sponsor the like button it’s pretty cool make sure you click it down below the video

And uh you know this is really not going anywhere um how about jumping off of a tree it should do some serious damage i can’t possibly imagine that he thought of someone trying to jump off a high object definitely didn’t okay propeller helmet okay it’s okay i was not expecting this to

Work all right this is too obvious we need to think outside the blocks here okay i mean this also seems too obvious doesn’t it i gotta try and see what happens okay okay fire resistance 10 wow that’s cute oh fire helmet i love that the helmet on the

Top of my head is protecting my lower body from being incinerated by the lava how about a little bit of this hey guys man revenge would have been a lot easier come on no i have skeletons if you can try shooting at me before you incinerate

Oh oh they all just they’re bouncing up and down wait did their arrows not hit me the arrows i have an invisible force field their arrows literally ricochet from i just unalive the skeleton from my an arrow just bouncing off of me back into it i have a force field around me this

Isn’t and they’re gone what if i go up into them so they can’t eat then i just have a i have a demonetization force field around me i i see oh my god what else am i gonna do okay he’s ruined mcmakistein in shambles because i’m about to rock this thing all right

You ready you ready here we go people do say i have a thick skull sometimes and this must be what they meant i have an idea i have an idea okay so the floaties they keep pushing me out of the water but what if i just go underneath a cave

Or something like that right let’s just break the block what hey honey you forgot your lunch box at home make sure you eat enough love you by oats so this is my mom is responsible for this just because when you told me when i was younger don’t do backflips on the trampoline and

I secretly went and did them anyway doesn’t mean you have to implement all these safety restrictions so that i can’t enjoy myself please don’t tell my mom that i actually did do backflips on the trampoline i don’t know if she knows after i did gymnastics she was okay with it but

God dang it man i feel like i’m hitting little i’m getting little ticks of damage but it keeps breaking and shattering the blocks now this is a lost cause obviously all right well i mean but it’s time to bring out the big guns okay yeah also there’s the end in the void

But i feel like he’s thought about that he’s thought about all the ways to do it like the wither in the end i’m sure there’s no way he has not thought about these things already but that’s fine all right come at me bro left with her head alright boys i’m

Gonna take the lead on this one right with her head heck nah my turn today left with her head oh shut up i what the wither has left the game idiot i quit i just can’t with you babies so the middle wither head is the mature one this is official minecraft lore that

We’ve just discovered what about the wither rose huh well don’t i just have a beautiful green thumb i am mother nature able to take the wither roses and turn them in a nice beautiful poppies it’s really it’s not worth it just don’t even try just don’t you’re gonna yep

Okay well i mean here’s the deal sometimes you just gotta go all the way we’re going how you gonna combat this one huh how are you gonna combat this one right here oh oh oh yeah that’s what i thought it doesn’t turn into in a world where one man must defy the odds

He’s really struggling right now my voice always puffer fish not feeling it today sorry i’m staying in my bucket what if i wanted to do a prank on someone else okay you wouldn’t let me have that either you’re just gonna god come on oh they don’t get heated into the air okay Is it possible for me to like suffocate myself in a wall with an ender pearl or is it just gonna what about saint oh sand and gravel it’s suffocation time here we go okay so we just need to stand right in the middle here and game over mcmakistein

Yes yes what no take damage take damage come on come on come on oh yeah boy it’s happening we got this it is i your sister i brought you a little snack and joy yeah get rekt sister you ain’t gonna heal me quick enough i’m pretty sure he actually

Accounted for this but the but one of the stacks like i’m still in one of the other stacks but one of them broke it was as if i was a torch i was the human torch and it no come on stop claire why’d you have to give me the food no

We’re so close am i stuck in three and a half hearts is it not gonna work are you kidding me how no why is it stopping no stop keep go work please please work please work please work no why won’t it keep taking damage oh my god he even thought of this one

But we almost beat it with an edge case but it’s not going down anymore are you kidding me this is heartbreaking this is heartbreaking i can’t believe it i can’t believe it claire claire you brought me a snack you’ve doomed me claire the population is gonna continue growing out of control you know

What an issue it is if people can’t done alive it’s not good for the world okay okay come on come on claire i swear to god if you interfere this time around no grandma can’t get past three and half hearts i’m stuck there i’m but i’m a human torch on see i think

We kind of hit it i think we kind of hit a possibility here because he makes it so the blocks break but it won’t let me go below 30 frankie grandma claire i got drastic times drastic times right there’s no way that he thought about the

Idea of jumping into the void he never he certainly it was just never considered yeah not a lot this slow falling can do when we hit the void how right of course that happens and crystals probably aren’t going to work are they right the end crystals they ain’t gonna

They’re just also can i if i get mad at you guys oh yeah you just hey hey hey come here come here come here yo charge me charge me bro charge me ender dragon is having technical difficulties so what’s uh how do we how do we solve this problem literally i can just

I can just punch it it just it just stays put and i can right out fine i’m not discouraged he never considered end crystals i see it just it just i took a tick of fire damage what about suffocating inside of obsidian or something like that okay

Get me in there get me in there get me in there i can ender pearl into a one block gap right this is the solution this is not the solution ricky breaks every block it breaks every block sand and gravel it was so close

It was so close you know what what if i oh that’s creepy my head is a slime block platform for arrows at least the sound’s kind of nice right that’s just absurd well i’m gonna have to end the dragon in order to leave here or not wait a minute

Wait a minute i’ve just had a thought i’m trying to think back to the most violent demonetizations i have ever had in minecraft and there is one that stands out there was a demonetization at a pig man spawner in the nether where i got entity cram destroyed more than i have

Ever experienced in the history of minecraft like it was it was violent did he think about entity Cramming Okay that wasn’t enough hold on maybe you just had to be a one by one how has it not happened yet oh my god i’m not properly entity cramming i think it had something to do with the minecarts and i accidentally clicked into it i might need to get rid of these llamas

Sorry guys gonna need a few frames back the the lava isn’t it’s not really flowing are we doing any better over Here my frames have returned i don’t know if this is enough but okay here we go okay here we go enter the minecart enter the minecraft we put a block down i need to put a block down get out of the way oh this is not good [Applause] brick i can make this work i promise Don’t look at me like that no no no no there we go there we go okay and then i’ll be able to enter the mine cart yes how have they not started taking damage yet i don’t understand is there are there enough entities in there oh my god this is

Just dumb how am i not at least he crammed maybe it was it was the mine carts How many other innocent bystanders will have to fall before i can okay okay all right it’s good get interesting should we give this a little try oh it’s starting to get wild though we just gotta give it more juice okay that’s all that’s all there is to it okay all sounds have currently

Stopped i don’t know if that’s just because the end dragon is in technical difficulty mode or if we have actually just gone too far god dang it was this not the way uh this is an interesting little formation that they’ve gotten themselves into hey guys how you doing oh my god

My dude that’s kind of loud maybe they just aren’t all attaching to the rail properly the way i was doing it before it only has to be like 25 i’m pretty sure so all should i freaking do is no they fixed entity cramming in 1.16 i swear to god

I was starting to think i was going crazy okay here’s what happens in a normal world when you run this command max entity cramming is currently set to 24. and here’s what happens in our world when we run the same command it’s set to zero which means there is no such thing

As entity cramming oh i can’t believe you’ve done this okay so the closest we’ve gotten is the suffocation with gravel and sand there’s got to be a way to make that work there’s no sound playing the game is very upset due to entity cramming being turned off so much so that

Because there’s so many mine carts and crap it literally will not play sound for anything that’s how messed up things have gotten okay my final inspiration is to try to maybe use a poison potion but i feel like if i throw it on the ground nothing’s going to happen or it’s

Going to convert to something nice converts to something nice what if i what if i hit it out of a dispenser wait what what the heck does the dispenser not have a face on it oh what wait it does what the what it looks the other way

Nah you scared little thing look at me look at me look at me okay perfect perfect perfect okay we’re still good we’re still good i put that there and then it just it just ricochets right back doesn’t matter survival creative whatever just gonna ricochet back into the dispenser the force field

Is always active he was gonna try to combine a potion of poison to reduce my health a little bit more while having the blocks fall on top of me and suffocating in order to get those last three and a half hearts to go away

But it won’t i need this to work maybe i can beat the game if i can just line up incredibly well just like right in the as centered as it gets you it’s pretty centered that’s pretty centered right there come on okay okay grandma mom whatever my sister’s name is i need you

To not i need you to not interfere with this don’t interfere oh my god it knocked me out of the way why didn’t knock me out of the way this time that’s just absurd at first you don’t succeed stack the blocks higher all right relatively centered come on yes please please please please

Please please please yeah yeah you’re losing hearts quicker now you’re losing arts quicker now no john john with the pizza john you’re not my papa it just healed me the splash potion of poison just healed me more i’m taking damage i’m taking damage it’s a great start but then it’s just

No just stops me you can’t get past three and a half and i hate to run home tail between my legs in defeat but i don’t know how to do this population growth will continue to spiral out of control no one will be able to unlive so

Everyone will just live in misery i don’t know there i bet there’s a way i really do i bet there is a way and i bet that you out there can figure it out but i don’t have a big enough brain for it i just why can’t you lose any more hearts i

Don’t understand it gave me like the super saturation is it counting down though wait wait hold on hold on did i just have to wait longer is it gonna re-up is it gonna replenish hold on you’re telling me there’s a chance john i swear to god you better not be back with

Any more pizza mom grandma no no don’t i didn’t order anything you got the wrong delivery address come on here we go no no no the saturation it ran out but i’m not losing wait am i i’m losing hearts i’m losing hearts i’m losing hearts i’m losing hearts i’m losing hearts

Dad dad how could you say it’s fine we have three more minutes we have three more minutes i just didn’t give it enough patience the first time just as we were about to give up that’s when the greatest discoveries occur you have to stick with it that is the

Lesson of today’s video ladies and gentlemen when it looks like all is failing and it’s hopeless you see the light at the end of the tunnel you strive for the light at the end of the tunnel and you reach that light at the end of

The tunnel even if the light at the end of the tunnel is well darkness in this case maybe not the best thing to be striving for but ten nine eight seven six five four three two one wait for it wait for it wait for it Yes never have i been so excited to unlive in minecraft in all of my una life ladies and gentlemen we did it population growth has been solved the world’s resources thank me other than the end where things are pretty messed up we did it we did it i can’t believe we’ve done it

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