Cash – Cash Has 1,000,000 DIAMONDS in Minecraft!

You know Nico I’m not going to lie the park is pretty fun but we really need that upgrade soon yeah that’s what I’m saying there’s nothing to do over there uh what are you doing here Mark oh hey cash I was waiting until you got home oh

Uh well ni I think this is a private conversation that Mark needs to have with me okay I will step aside what is this about Mark listen cash you’re going to lose your home unless you can pay me 50,000 diamonds wait what why do I owe you that much money it’s because it’s

Your house payments and if you can’t pay it then you’re going to have to leave Square City what no he’s taking my house Nico yep I heard the whole thing what you were actually listening Mark why would you do that because he hasn’t been paying his rent on time oh my gosh

You’re a cruel business man Mark yeah I know Cas how could you forget I don’t know I just don’t have the money well you know you could always stay with me really yeah you’re treating me like I’m poor something like I have nowhere to live and like I’m homeless because you

Pretty much are well maybe I am homeless he gosh where are you going Nico I don’t need your handouts okay I could find another place to live okay well good luck out there gosh Nico always thinking I I need help with everything I don’t need help all the time he knows that I’m

An independent person that I could always figure out stuff by myself maybe I could go live at the grocery store Juliet’s usually kind of cool with that she doesn’t really care but I don’t really know what to do when it comes to closing time maybe I should go ask her

And if she doesn’t let me then I’ll sneak in that’s my plan Hey Juliet what you doing oh howdy cash I just got that new pumpkin spice latte oh really is that from Star blocks yeah I’m feeling super energized today I’m feeling super energized too cuz

Guess what what some dude just took my house away and now I’m on my revenge Arc uh cash that’s not something to be excited about yeah I know I’m kind of homeless now do you think I could stay in this grocery store overnight cash I would let you but they kicked me out

When I tried to stay here what you tried to stay the night here yeah I tried to have a little slumber party just me and myself and they kicked me out oh my gosh then where do you usually stay when you don’t have a home well that was before I

Was with Clyde now I stay with Clyde oh my gosh can I stay with you and Clyde uh I don’t know if Clyde would let you but maybe maybe Josh will it’s okay I’ll go ask him don’t worry oh no not Josh uh can you just tell him that I’m not here

Okay I’m going to try and sneak out without him seeing okay Josh cash is not here oh my gosh why would you say that Juliet No yo bro I see you over there uh no you don’t no you don’t bro I’m just trying to talk with you bro what’s up uh

I don’t want to talk with you Josh I’m not in a good situation right now bro come here no no no no what do you want what listen bro I was just trying to say what’s up and I heard about your situation bro yeah what are you going to

Do now make fun of me bully me throw me across the store nah bro I got you dude I got you what do you mean you got me uh here’s some uh coins I got you bro just take that seriously yeah are you sure yeah man that’s all I got though oh my

Gosh this is perfect you know how many snacks I could buy at the gas station with this uh probably like two yes that’s what I’m saying I can buy like two snacks now maybe I won’t be homeless and hungry forever I’m going to go buy some snacks from the gas station all

Right bro I guess so thank you Josh hey hey boy can we interview you I was just about to go into the gas station hey bro you can interview me over here uh all right uh okay yeah inter interview him what would you rate this girl uh scale

Of 1 to 10 that look like a freaking lizard wait I want to see the photo no you didn’t want to interview son too bad wait okay I’ll interview now uh well it’s too late sorry hey what do you mean oh okay you know what whatever I’m going

To the gas station I want to buy snacks already and where’s the worker I swear he’s usually always here what the heck you know what I’m just going to take my stuff and go I don’t even care I’m grabbing whatever the heck this is it looks like half of a watermelon there we

Go I’m buying this whatever wait Juliet you’re here oh how did cash I’m on my second sh weren’t you just in the grocery store though I’m so confused no oh no oh jeez is that your boss why are you behind the counter oh gosh I work here remember you hired get out okay

Jeez your boss doesn’t seem that nice okay I’m ready I don’t work here uh okay here I’m buying this for one coin there you go buying what this this thing okay sale is final goodbye okay fine do you have anything in your pocket no I don’t

Have anything in my PO why do you think I stole I can never trust you oh my gosh whatever now that I have this I can finally go back home and I can oh yeah I forgot I don’t have a home uh well maybe I could go back to Nico’s house he did

Offer me to stay with him but no I don’t like the color blue I cannot stay in a blue house that would get rid of like all my pride now all I have is this one watermelon to my name oh gosh maybe I can go get Mia to experiment on this and

Turn this like a thousand times bigger so I have more food or something oh I’m so hungry oh what what is that oh I could do anything for food is that a grandma excuse me are you old EX excuse me you don’t say that to your elders

Sorry you do look kind of old hey I heard you were hungry and I’m willing to give you this watermelon really yeah I kind of feel bad for you cuz you know you’re old and stuff oh my but before you eat that maybe we can get my friend

Mia to experiment on it and then we can make it like really big oh I I’ve already eaten it sorry what no you just hid it in your pocket I saw that no I didn’t oh my gosh okay you know what it’s fine just keep the watermelon I’ll

Go find more food all right thank you thank you you’re welcome maybe Mia has some leftover experiments that she cooked up or something I don’t want to have to go to Frank’s house and eat some aelott oh wait wait what oh you again I’ve got something for you just give me

A second really is it food oh what the heck that was not that nice old lady how can your lungs even take that well first off I’m not an old lady wait what no I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to old lady where did

She go no it’s me silly wait what yes I was the old lady seriously of course and you know what I’ve got one wish for you just because you helped me out wait seriously yeah okay well since I’m so poor right now I wish for like a million

Diamonds a million yes of course here you are what wait how do I know this is even real are you sure there’s actually wo there’s actually diamonds in here y just for you how many of these are you giving me about 10 I think I got all of

Them oh my gosh thank you so much no problem but just remember you only have 24 hours before they all disappear so you better use them wait seriously I have to use these in 24 hours yep so hurry oh jeez okay okay I I don’t even

Know what to do first maybe I could go buy a yacht or maybe like a new a block station or something I don’t wait what am I thinking I need to go buy my house back Mark Has Not Seen the Last of Me Mark just take him just take him what

You have to give Cash’s house back I’m not letting cash stay back in this house Nico you’re not going to be able to bribe me like that what the diamonds aren’t even going to work hey hey guys it’s okay I have the money to pay for

The house now oh you do really yes don’t worry Nico you don’t have to pain what first give Nico his money back oh okay uh well show me the money then cash okay here you go you can have that Sher box for now oh wow this should be able to

Cover for another year awesome thanks Cash yep you’re welcome how did you get that many diamonds cash um don’t worry about it hey Mark can I get something else uh yeah what do you need cash you see I have a lot of diamonds left over

And I was wondering if I could you know get maybe like an upgrade to my house or something like maybe upgrade the door and the glass oh yeah we can upgrade your house all right just give me two more of those suar boxes okay perfect here you go thank you Mark yeah you’re

Welcome I’ll let you know when it’s done all right awesome ni I’m getting my house upgraded J how would you have so many diamonds don’t worry about it I said I’ll tell you about it later okay got it anyways you want to hang out now yeah of course I kind of missed you

Today that’s why I was try to get your house back I know one place we could go that needs a lot of diamonds what the aquarium okay let’s go hello Zoe hello Shady you guys may be wondering why I brought you here yeah why are we here

Yeah well that’s because I’m paying for all of your tickets here at the aquarium no way what what even M um no just shady and Zoe what I’m just kidding yes I’ll pay for yours too Nico don’t worry okay let’s go you think I’m just going to let

You be broke and not pay for stuff hello Mrs um lady receptionist oh hello welcome to the aquarium how many um 1 2 three four four of us okay that’ll be 50,000 diamonds but if you guys would like our VIP experience it would be 100,000 I want the VIP experience lovely

All right 100,000 diamonds for all four okay wait what about you aren’t you coming with us do I have to pay for you no you do not have to pay for me I am part of the experience oh let’s go okay well if I got a million diamonds and the

Fairy gave me 10 boxes and I guess one of them is 100,000 there you go perfect all right guys I will now lead you through the aquarium okay I’m following you yo bro does this not seem like a bit of a scam what do you mean yeah 100,000

Diamonds for like a mid off really it’s totally worth it what do you mean I have 100,000 diamonds to spend I don’t think so tour guide what is this place these are all our most special fish wo this is awesome is this a conduit y he’s in the water holy

Smokes got a lobster it’s everything kind of went dark oh jeez maybe I should get out of here actually oh gosh with the VIP experience you are allowed to swim with the fishies see I told you guys it was safe oh really hello little lobster are you sure this is going to be

Safe I think so guys stop stop punching the lobster I’m petting him but it looks so fun can I eat him oh goodness gracious guys get out of the water you’re going to scare the fish okay well the VIP experience should allow us to keep the animals right uh not

Necessarily but you know what you paid a lot so you could keep that okay wait hold on guys there’s an interviewer out there interviewer wait I’ve always wanted to be in an interview wait no I want to go talk to him excuse me I

Didn’t get to talk to him oh my gosh hey hey hey hey how you doing I’m doing wonderful how are you we’re just interviewing random strangers and uh I was wondering what would you rate this girl on a scale of 1 to 10 no I want to

See I want to see uh a 10 hey oh hey hey can I see the picture now Mr interviewer sir uh no sorry the interview’s over no Noy no but I want to be interviewed no uh there’s one person per establishment sir I’m out of here oh my gosh what the

Heck you’ll get him next time bro if Nico wouldn’t have stolen him from me I could have seen the picture I mean he literally called a girl a 10 in front of Zoe oh yeah that’s bad what a rookie mistake Nico you should probably like apologize or something what do you mean

Every girl’s a 10 because of their personality all right why would you rate this girl uh a 10 I’m not going to be mean oh well thank you I appreciate that all righty guys if you follow me this way you will see our most exotic whales what the heck those things look scary

Looking though I want to pet it can I swim in with these I don’t know if I want to jump in there I want to do it Nico don’t jump in there that’s dangerous I’m going in oh my gosh I’m not even going to try and save him uh oh

Wa I think they’re friendly I think they’re friendly hello hello little whale they’re friendly I don’t think you should hit them like that shady that’s what what jeez it’s attacking you oh god oh they’re eating me it’s not safe in here it’s y me out get me out oh get us

Out of here oh my gosh Shady just died that’s kind of embarrassing guys get out of the water do you not just see what happened to Shady I’m trying oh my gosh well Zoe you’re left for dead in there sorry oh no help me up uh I think we should just continue with

The tour yeah good idea where’s Nico isn’t he supposed to respawn by now he should be respawned I’m back gosh I was deadly where did you just come from over there I kind of died whatever I think that’s the end of our aquarium experience Mrs lady I think we’ve

Definitely all tired ourselves out what about the little boat ride it’s right here I feel like I’m going to puke okay fine you know what I guess I’ll go on the boat right hey I’m kind of stuck in a wall oh gosh it’s not moving oh I’m dizzy yeah

This thing doesn’t really work oh oh no they malfunctioned I’m so sorry VIP experience is at the best it’s okay you’re a great tour guide and I feel bad for making you sad so uh here you can uh take a lot of these Diamonds oh lovely this is glorious yeah no worries all

Right guys do you want to get out of here now but what how are you just wasting diamonds like that cash you got to be a little more frugal than that bro guys it’s okay I have a lot of money you don’t even have to worry about me Shady

What are you doing I don’t know I’m just vibing out okay well let’s leave come on let’s get out of here I don’t even want to ask what those are they’re squids hello ew I’m getting out of here is this the exit it doesn’t really look like one

Um guys I think that’s a cage full of alligators what the heck is that why are they all stuck in the corner let him out you got to let them free you got let them free let them free oh my gosh this is so not a good idea

Guys no go why did you free the alligator this is not an exit why did I think this was an exit we’re all trapped in here now you guys need to pay for these damages I have to get them all back in there now sorry sorry I’ll give you another couple thousand diamonds

There you go sorry sorry what oh gosh I’m sorry cash let’s go let’s get out of here come on you just broke another wall we’re going to have to pay for that too it’s okay I paid her enough oh my gosh gosh I can’t believe you guys caused

Damages and made me pay for you Shady put down the alligator okay oh gosh not right there he looks chill no he does not look chill he does he’s not chill he is not chill he’s picking me up he’s ripping you apart we are not going back

To the aquarium anytime soon guys yeah good idea I agree I’ve definitely had enough of that yeah same ring ring ring you’re getting a call from Mark you better answer wait guys hold on my phone’s going off hello hey cash what up buddy uh nothing much I’m just hanging

Out with my friends oh well remember that house you wanted upgraded oh yeah is it ready yep it’s ready come on over guys come on let’s go see my upgraded house okay let’s do it hurry over cash all of us want to go home already okay

Don’t worry we’re right in front of my house where are the upgrades though I don’t really see them well uh you’re looking at the wrong house bud what do you mean did you upgrade the wrong house Mark no go look behind Zoe’s shop wait what guys he said to look behind Zoe’s

Shop behind Zoe’s shop yeah why is it there because we built you a brand new house what what is that Mark I’ll talk to you later I just saw a new house wait what guys guys this place is awesome this is insane this yours uh yeah this

Is my new house no way let’s check it out holy smokes it looks like 1 2 3 4 five stories this must have cost a fortune and it’s way bigger than my last house what how’d you even get this much money like I said Nico don’t ask about

It okay okay I just worked very hard yeah I guess but check out these things over here look what what is this wao is this a dragon plushy guys I just got a coral Lance ow hey oh jeez how much damage did that do Zoe that did have my

Help wait really so if I hit you again it’ll kill oh jeez zo oops oh gosh be careful with that thing she’ll respawn Shady what are you wearing um a jetpack what that is awesome there’s so much cool stuff in here wait I want to pick

This one up I got a Twilight cloak easy uh cash how did you get all this money don’t worry about it guys let’s keep checking out this house oh my gosh I think this is my very own gym so I don’t have to work out with bull all the time

Oh my gosh a home gym and look there’s like a relaxation spa and a whole balcony out to my front wait guys look who’s at my front door waiting waiting it’s the interviewer I’m going down to talk to him finally I can see what this picture is that he’s always talking

About Mr interviewer I want to talk to to you about this interview one do you want to show me why would you rate this guy uh scale of 1 to 10 oh my gosh 10 out of 10 confidence is key hey I want to be interviewed sorry buddy only one

Interview per establishment Hey Zoe you stole my interview what Zoe what did you say um nothing 10 out of 10 hey what the hell is it my fault I wish I didn’t kill Zoe cuz she just respawned in front of him whatever I’ll get that interview soon maybe let’s keep

Exploring this house guys this is awesome yeah but looks like it’s out of your budget I mean really no I already paid in full Mia what do you mean my next payment is like tomorrow how because I’m rich and famous and awesome you guys don’t have to worry about how I

Get my money it’s definitely not some scheme uh that definitely sounds like some scheme no it’s not a scheme and it does not involve any triangles there’s a pool here with a bouncy board what I think it’s called a diving board actually but why is it so shallow I need

To get marked to fix that yeah this pool needs to be way deeper what is Shady doing can someone hand me a pickaxe what is Shady doing hey Shady get out get back here what I’m using the jetpack oh my gosh someone hand me a pickaxe oh and

He’s gone okay here thank you and can you also hand me some blocks of course Shady’s so fast did you guys just see him out there yeah he he’s zipping around Shady stop running into the glass what the heck’s going on with him I think that out malfunction yeah no

Kidding all right here guys watch what I’m going to do I’m going to break the ceiling open for a little bit wait what the heck is that a trampoline up there wait there’s another floor I know oh I want to see it I was going to break

Through the ceiling to see how high I could be bounce on that diving board but there’s trampolines here this is insane hold on wait I have an idea what if I break the middle of the trampoline like this and then I jump on the diving board

Guys look at me look how high I’m jumping wa what yeah I don’t think I’ll be able to make it all the way up it’s not working guys can someone carry me I can try I got you bro have them yeah thank you all right well now that we’ve

Checked at my house what do you guys want to do next I don’t know but Mark’s flying around outside with a jetpack too wait really yeah look out the window hey how you liking the new house cash it’s awesome this place is so much better than I expected yep no worries just

Remember your next payment is tomorrow yeah I already know that Mark I have it already all right see you later that was awesome dude this bed is huge it can literally sleep all of us at once that’s what I’m saying and now that I have this

Much money I could use it to buy whatever I want and why do I hear the ocean right now I’m going back inside guys I have an idea let’s go to the clothing store the clothing shop clothing store because I have all this money left and I want to buy some cool

Stuff but shouldn’t you save no I don’t need to save come on let’s go wait I don’t have a jetpack I don’t have a jetpack wa okay you know what guys I think I changed my mind I think I want to go to the tech shop instead he can

You stop flying around everywhere Shady sorry this is so fun it’s too fast well I’m going to buy some cooler tech over here excuse me Mr Sir what is your most expensive item here I don’t know I don’t actually work here oh well then do you

Know who does work here no I snuck in okay oh gosh this guy’s a criminal yeah I guess we can just take whatever we want then well we have to pay there’s no employees it’s free computer day yes let’s go guys I’m just kidding I’m not

Going to steal it I’ll just leave them like uh I don’t know 100,000 diamonds right here what if that Bob guy takes it uh he won’t take it don’t worry I don’t think he’s a criminal look at him he’s suspicious hey let me see a receipt what

We don’t have a receipt oh okay I guess you could just pass me then I won’t do anything okay guys come on let’s go okay holy smoke Shady where did you just what happened to Shady what just happened I probably should have grabbed one of those jetpacks as well Shady shot into

Oblivion yeah no kidding oh guys I have an idea what well since you have so much money we can finally rent out one of the movie theaters oh you want to do that yes we never been able to do that before I guess that’s true come on but the

Movie theaters are usually empty though so what’s the point in even renting one out I don’t know we seemen bougie that’s true I guess Clyde we need the best theater you have and Stat and I’ll give you all these diamonds for it okay man let oh my gosh man that’s what I’m

Saying it’s a lot isn’t it man that’s a lot of diamonds uh yeah you can have both the theaters actually let’s go what a Payday I’m getting out of here guys come on also there’s concessions if you you want them free food yeah we get free

Food guys yes let’s go free food I’m busting down the doors cash this is the best day ever yeah and since I have so much money I don’t think I should do any work myself so can you guys get me popcorn some nachos two drinks of water

And some gummies I’ll try thank you what do you mean why don’t you want to help uh because I’m the one paying for all of you so I feel like it’s only fair that you get me all the stuff okay I guess you’re right thank you guys wait Shady

Yo how’d you get here so fast with the jetpack pack obviously oh my gosh well can you help get me some snacks I just rented out both these theaters yeah I’m getting everything nice all right I’m going to start the movie I’ll see you guys in there or something okay I’m so

Excited wait what Hey kid we rented out the theater you know you’re not supposed to be in here well I was in here first oh my gosh guys look at this that’s that how the rules work you got to get out of here I don’t care I’m watching the movie

Okay you know what guys let’s just ignore him everyone go sit in the back I want to be your guys’s friend no no way oh gosh all right I’m sitting right here come on let’s just wait for the movie hey that’s myy fine I’ll sit over here NOP you

Can’t have them give me the seat give me one of these Zoe can you quiet that kid down he’s making a lot of noise I’m trying oh my gosh hey he’s kicking the back of my seat it’s breaking c kid stop it dude I’m just trying to watch the

Movie what the heck is wrong with you I’m breaking your seat hey you broke it what oh my gosh guys let’s just move to the other theater what just happened to the screen oh gosh Shady what the heck this thing is malfunctioning no that was just you I

Saw that oh my gosh oh no Clyde’s going to kill us let’s just get out of here before anyone else realizes yeah probably the best betch it was not a good idea to rent out the movie theaters who came up with that idea Nico no that

Was me no totally Nico Nico why you guys put the blame on me I didn’t do anything cuz J is not in the scene oh my gosh yeah they usually put the blame on Shady yeah I think Shady did it ring ring you’re getting a call from Mark you

Better answer hold on guys my phone’s ringing again hello Mark what’s up hey cash what up man you like in the new house uh yeah we’re not really in it right now though oh well that’s too bad anyways your second payment is Du so uh meet me there wait already oh hold on

Shady just died Shady are you okay oh jeez Shady okay resume your phone call okay yeah uh Mark we’ll be over there in a second okay all right I’ll be waiting for my money I mean I mean for you guys yeah I’m excited okay guys come on let’s

Go see Mark over there okay hello Mark we are here hey cash all right I need that payment for the house and then you could keep it forever okay I have all my money right here yeah yeah those Sher boxes I’m going to need about five of

Those okay well I have 1 2 three four uh I only have four uh-uh no can do cash I need five of them guys can someone help me out here anyone have an extra Sher box full of diamonds no I only have like 10 not that rich wait what what how am I

Supposed to pay for the house then I don’t know Mark you can give me like a little discount right no you know how much this cost to build cash I’m going to need five sh boxes stat well I don’t have five Sher boxes well then I guess

It’s over for you wait what are you doing Mark why is the cam that hurts Mark we can come up with a compromise oh a compromise all right what is it is there any other house I could buy for just four Sher boxes uh yeah you can buy the red three story

That’s in uh in square City over there oh okay really let me see it [Applause] Miner Miner what are you doing I have no idea what he’s saying uh can you just lead us to the house yeah follow me all right here’s the house wait this is just my old house though

Yeah you can buy it back if you want all right fine how much money is it four Shuler boxes wait what but that’s all I have left all right fine then I’m going to have to do this to you it’s no Mark stop okay fine fine take

The Sher boxes just take them all right thanks Cash I’m going to go demolish your other house that we built now wait don’t do that why would you do that because no one’s going to be paying for it all right I’ll see y’all later let me just collect my money all right well

Guys I guess my whole life just turned back to normal and that fairy wish didn’t do any good the yeah wait fairy wish what do you mean fairy well you see the way I got all that money was kind of through a wish that I asked a fairy for

Oh my gosh cash I knew those diers weren real well they were real I just got them not legitimately no cash they’re not real wishes expire wait really so all of those Sher boxes in Mark’s inventory are just going to disappear yes oh jeez guys guess what I just wished from a fairy

What is it Shady free diamonds oh jeez if you want to watch more videos from us then click one on your screen right now and also don’t forget to subscribe subscribe bye guys bye