Cash (Parody) – Taking OVER Minecraft As A WIZARD!

Oh my God guys I’ve been walking on this mountain for days I’m so exhausted I heard admit that if we go to the wizard he can grant me magical powers but I literally can’t find him anywhere I’m so tired I don’t know how much longer I can

Go wait a minute there’s this giant house right here is that it it says do not enter in danger wait this totally has to be it but I don’t think there’s anyone in here what um hello is anyone here oh what the heck how are you flying

What pretty much I cannot I can fly like that yeah it’s pretty cool whoa you just took your head off your body that was pretty crazy um check this one out I can actually throw it into a ceiling fan if you’re pretty cool I can cool the room

Oh my god oh that’s so nice I’ve been running all day so I’m super sweaty wait wait keep going I wasn’t done we’re getting refreshed oh so Daddy uh what’d you come here to do why are you in my house oh you get out of here I didn’t

Know you could come in here um nah you can get out of here if you want but since I’m here okay wait what come back I was talking to you hey come um or else I’m gonna drink all the potions in your Brewing stands oh my God

I heard a story actually a myth that if you come to the Wizard’s Hut you can get granted magical wizard Powers um I don’t know who told you that but that is not true what that’s literally a myth in our town wait so it’s not real

You can’t give me any powers well I can you’re gonna have to go through some treacherous challenges that almost no one can complete you might die um I’m not gonna die you know how strong I am right right well you sure you want to do it of course I’m sure I’m gonna

Get so many powers that I’m gonna become a wizard right well it’s a dance battle there’s no way you’re gonna beat me a dance battle that’s so easy wizard you don’t know but I’m actually the number one dancer in the entire world if you win the Disco challenge then uh I give

You Powers but if you lose then you die you must eat this eggplant to confirm this oh fine I’ll eat this eggplant oh it looks so purple and gross ew I even ate the green part but anyways uh all right I’m gonna start out first uh okay you’re totally gonna lose this

And because I’m a wizard I can’t even fly there’s no use whoa whoa just your way I’ll be able to do that soon check this out wow what the heck wait how did you do that oh my God that was crazy all right well your turn okay I’m totally gonna destroy you oh

What the where did where does the wizard keep disappearing oh my God what how do you wait I wasn’t done I wasn’t done oh yeah okay now it’s actually your turn there’s no way now oh that was pretty impressive I can’t lie but just you wait

Till you see this crazy epic dance move oh first I have to stretch get my body right oh that oh wait turn around to a 360 video make sure you’re stretching properly you see this definitely getting all the muscles oh yeah because if I don’t warm up and then I can sprain my

Ankle or something all right are you ready for this I’m ready ah look at my dance whoa I turned it oh my gosh what the heck oh yeah this is my favorite game that’s totally so cool oh yeah look at my Among Us dance I can jump around I

Can dance around way better than you whoa I love among us so much I always watch my favorite YouTubers play Among Us on YouTube wait Shady who’s your favorite YouTuber my favorite YouTuber is totally Shady YouTube right now Shane is your favorite YouTuber and comment down below who do

You like more cash Nico or Shady I’m totally gonna comment hashtag cat I love cash hashtag cash in the comments what no guys we have to beat that comment hashtag Shady because yellow is the best color well I’ll admit it you won I know that was pretty crazy I bet you’ve never

Seen a dance like that all right well let me just get my magic wand really quickly whoa wait what does that do oh it does this oh oh my God whoa I just got struck by lightning did you do that and I’ll check it out you have a wizard

Hat on your head wait what I do oh my God what the heck look at my wizard hat wait I wish it was yellow why is it blue um that’s just the rules of Wizardry oh I guess wait what is this one do what

The heck let me try it out whoa what the heck that’s so cool oh my God I’m gonna give it to you oh whoops um well he’s a wizard he has like infinite live so I think he’s okay oh my God that was pretty crazy I have powers

Wait we should test this out wait let me try to fly just like he did ready well I know oh my God oh my God oh wait let me try again let me Focus oh my God guys I turned into a b what the I can literally fly this is so crazy

No way guys subscribe and leave a like down below if you would want to turn into a beast so you can fly this is so cool wait I should totally use my new powers to prank cash and Zoe that would be so funny okay guys now since I’m a

Full-fledged wizard now let’s use this brewing stand to make a potion of invisibility and that I can totally prank cash and Zoe I could become invisible and use what I want to break them that would be so cool look at all these colors okay look guys I made this

Potion of invisibility and if I throw it down watch this boom I just turned completely invisible and now I can prank them guys look cash and Zoe are literally about a race I got them here let’s prank them with this magical one look they’re gonna be so confused like

What is shooting them what the what the heck is happening I can’t control my car Zoey what are you doing oh my God gosh cash what are you doing Wing you just made me cry she just made me cry she literally bumped into my car what are

You doing what are you saying you literally bumped into me and it slowed me down and I fell into the water it’s literally all your fault what are you talking about that was clearly you I thought I was having oh my gosh you sound so stupid don’t even talk to me

What what you literally broke my car why am I flying what are you doing wait what’s happening to me oh my gosh guys you’re so weird I don’t want to race against you anymore oh my goodness you know what how about we settle this at the gun range I’m totally gonna show you

That it was you I’m a better shooter anyways oh my God guys I can’t believe I really got them to fight that was so hilarious Zoe check me out I’m way better at shooting than you what are you talking about look I’m hitting every single

Bullseye no you’re not I am look I can literally spray the gun and I don’t miss oh my goodness yeah so can I oh you’re such a liar you’re a girl your aim is horrible I’m gonna use a magic trick to turn this gun into a bazooka that he’s gonna explode everything it’s

Gonna be so funny ready three two one I’m gonna chew my one whoa guys that totally worked he just killed Zoe she’s gonna be so mad and that’s gonna be so funny she’s gonna catch why did you explode me that’s against the law and you exploded the whole gun range oh my

God cash probably has no idea what to do right now oh my goodness this is not good this is not good I better get out of here Ash you better stop running right now why did you explore me you know that’s against the law I’m going to the police

Yeah you can helicopter away all you want but I’m gonna turn you in at the police station what the heck where did he just go oh my God so he’s really about a reporter that’s gonna be so funny officer officer office officer hello um officer Deon I need to I need to

Report a crime that just happened oh can you let me finish my stack of Donuts first I only have 14 more officer this is important oh my gosh oh okay what Police Department sorry oops do you want to get arrested we don’t no no no no no but can

You listen to the crime now what okay so there’s this guy named Cash he wears like this ugly red onesie he blew up me and the gun range do you want to come check it out look it’s gonna be all blowing up you’re such a liar okay I’m

Gonna follow them I’m so curious the officer is gonna be like wait what the heck this old place is blown up look see what what the heck these whole place is blown up he said exactly what I said what are the chances he must be so surprised oh my goodness I’m so

Surprised anyways officer I know who did it so can you like arrest him I saw him helicopter away but he couldn’t have gone far maybe he’s like back at his house did you just say helicopter away uh yeah hands behind your back officer officer no no I didn’t do it oh my God

He chained her head that was definitely resisting arrest oh yes I am because there’s no reason for me to be arrested oh my goodness you just you blew up the gun range and tried to say some kid helicopter away what are you doing um officer I’m telling you did you not

See it blown up do you not see that the bruises on my body what a bruises you’re lying all right oh my God that much totally hurt look the chain is linked right to her head and he’s tugging on it oh wait I thought she was wearing a wig how is it not

Coming off I guess it’s a real hair through here through here stop resisting arrest I’m not risk this thing arrives I just can’t fit through that door oh you probably eat a lot of donuts huh let me make it a little bigger so you can fit through guys I’m gonna shoot officer in

The end and he’s gonna think it’s always ready what the heck oh my goodness oh I was just gonna put you in there for an hour for some time out but now you’re going in there for two days what no I didn’t sing Oh my God now have fun in yourself

Oh my God guys that was so funny so he’s in jail for like two whole days and oh my god look we could Inspire her from here whoa look at her jail cell she looks so lonely I would totally suck to be her and cash literally just ran away

Free I don’t even know where he is oh my gosh I gotta stop Zoe before she turns me wait why is this wall missing like Zoe Zoe wake up they made rabbit I’m allergic I’m about to I’m fine um why are you in the jail I

Thought you were trying to turn me in um yeah because I don’t even want to talk to you they thought then you you framed me for the crime you put me you got me put away and frame you you tried snitching on me and then they just didn’t believe you

That’s not my fault either way Zoe you have to believe me I literally went all the way to the wizard Hut that’s where I flew to and I was like what the heck Mr Wizard I was shooting a gun and it turned into a bazooka I promise you I I

Didn’t explode you saw I was shooting a rifle yeah whatever you killed me and then framed me and then you listen to my stories they made me eat rabbit which I’m allergic to oh my God he went to the wizard what have he found out this is so

Bad I should have killed the wizard so there would be no evidence oh wait I did but he has infinite lives this sucks Zoe you have to listen to me I didn’t frame you I literally flew away that was your own fault to be honest okay so break me

Out get me out of here no Zoe I can’t let you out I need to explain the story no I don’t care let me out right now I’m not listening to it until I’m a free woman all right fine let’s just go to my house so they don’t re-arrest you yeah

Um I hope the officer doesn’t find me it doesn’t seem that I broke out of jail I mean I mean he forgot about me he eats so much Donuts his memory must be like messed up because of all the sugar um well pretty much I went to the Wizard

And I talked to him I told him about how my gun turned into a bazooka and he said that he he kind of turned Shady into a wizard because he beat him in a dance battle guys this is so bad Kasha found out he’s telling Zoe they’re gonna be so

Mad if they find out it’s me I need to do something your fridge only has bacon in it I’m starving please guys please tell me you have Donuts anyways what were you saying about some wizard in the forest he turned Shady into a wizard it’s the only thing that makes sense the

Go-karts everything it was definitely Shady messing with us 80’s a wizard nah no way shitty is way too dumb and you not see us flying and stuff at the at the track just use your brain you’re the one who’s dumb what is you just say to

Me oh my gosh you guys are all the same okay fine cash if you can prove to me that Shady’s actually the wizard then I’ll believe you all right if he’s not in his house then he has to be the wizard he’s probably invisible or something wait yeah that makes sense

He’s in his house no no no they’re totally Gonna Know Katie this is oddly suspicious wait guys my invisibility potion was not going away I don’t know what to do this is gonna be so bad they’re gonna know it’s me no I don’t have a milk bucket right

Now oh yeah I guess you were right unless he’s like hiding in the basement hold on let me check really quick um I did not see him down there what Zoey how’d you do that it doesn’t matter I just told you he’s not in the basement

Either so means you must be right when Jody turns up we’re definitely gonna find out oh my God guys this is so bad I have to turn back normal as soon as possible wait let me find some milk buckets oh I think I left it upstairs quick quick I can’t be suspicious wait

Maybe it’s in here oh my God guys here I found the milk book and I couldn’t take it out when they were here because they would be so suspicious of what that noise is now I’m back to normal let’s jump in here whoa and wait maybe I

Should take this hat off because they might totally normal actually I’m just gonna tell him it’s Halloween or something gosh you’re stupid enough to believe that hey what’s up guys uh what’s up what’s up um so do you see his hat what is that ugly hat are you trying to be a wizard

Wait are you a wizard uh what a wizard no who would want to be a wizard there’s literally only one wizard in this town and he lives in that Forest behind Nico’s house but uh this hat well it was a gift for my for my uh uh for my pets now yeah

Um that’s totally true your pet’s nail what was his name uh his name was uh Gary sounds like SpongeBob to me oh no I swear I’ve heard that before all right well Shady Shady um so he and I are actually really hungry right Zoe oh yeah

I’m starving right now but um I forgot my uh credit card at home and so did Zoe so uh can you buy like ten dollars worth of snacks in there I’ll pay you twenty dollars tomorrow twenty dollars oh my God wait can you just pay me in bananas

Yeah that works oh my God okay uh sure wait what do you want um like gummy bears and then chips and then soda oh and could you also add some donuts to that and then maybe some bacon for cats bacon okay okay fine uh let me

Get it for you hey Mr cashier oh hey uh how’s it going Barney oh wait are you playing are you playing Minecraft I’m doing work boy get out of here oh I’m sorry that was my chance wait wait what what the heck is this zombie what are

You doing oh we kiss you right up protect you wait how did you just die like that what the heck are you okay oh well I don’t think he’s okay Zoe why would you do that to him he was an innocent man how are you how everything is going on I usually

Leave this town before the police arrest me again wait wait again what you were arrested before is only what’s happening what the heck are you doing come back here me ah cash radio what I just saw you put the TNT you just exploded the whole gas station no

No look look stand right here and you’re not gonna die oh I have no idea what you’re talking about look wait yeah see you’re not dying oh what the heck is going on you should have died well that’s uh oh my God Nico’s gonna be so

Mad when he sees his like front of his house but well that’s just because I have some really cool clothes on you see this yellow shirt yep I don’t take damage from TNT totally okay well if you don’t take any damage from TNT let’s see

If you burn wait my feet hurt so much get on the ground get on the ground please I’m running away arrested I don’t want to be involved in this oh my God I’m running oh my God guys I think she got arrested again this

Is so funny but I feel kind of bad for her because she didn’t even do anything that bad except kill that cash here I guess uh Hey Zoe hi hi and I’m allergic like like oh my God maybe you should stop committing crimes because this is like your 40th millionth time being arrested

Today oh are you okay there oh my God I don’t want you to get through this rabbit oh ew I don’t want that that looks so gross okay Zoe since you found out I’m a wizard I’m gonna save your life right now cause uh you don’t look

Like you’re the very best shape I’m gonna take this one and I’m gonna teleport you out of here are you ready yeah I’m ready well the thing is you might gotta teleport to a random location because I have no idea where it goes really opened the door all righty

Three two one oh okay guys I have no idea where she just went oh my God that totally worked though my powers are still in full effect this is so epic okay guys now I’m gonna create the craziest potion ever to spot a bunch of

Ghosts in their house so first I need to put this cloud in a bottle because everybody knows ghosts are basically clouds I need to throw all this XP on it to level it up and make it super duper strong and then of course my favorite

Thing I need to throw somebody at us and three two one oh my god look it worked it turned into a spawning wait what look spawn goes this is so crazy I hope this works okay guys I’m gonna throw this invisibility potion again so they won’t

See me and he’ll just break into Cash’s house and start spawning a bunch of ghosts but first let’s see what they’re doing I have to be sneaky okay I don’t think they heard that let’s see what they’re doing no we get back on your switch I’m about to beat you in this

Race I already told you I dropped a little button it’s like fell off somehow where is it is it other side of the couch oh my gosh I’ll just play without that button it’s fine okay let’s continue um they’re so weird what the heck um well I guess we should just start

Spotting these ghosts everywhere and whoa look at them some of them are green some of them are white some of them are blue oh my gosh what is hitting me oh my gosh why is there a ghost is your house haunted and you just never told me oh my God

There’s so many ghosts oh my gosh gosh I’m getting out of here oh I don’t want to be your friend anymore I’m just going back home no come back here Zoe is it safe now can I really no don’t go in there it is definitely not safe but this

Was definitely Shady we need to break him back you’re so right we need dig like a massive hole in front of his door or something well I have a better idea check this out he’s never gonna expect this one so when he’s walking in it what Zoey when he’s walking into his

House he’s not gonna see this pressure plate because it Blends in with the wall oh yeah you’re so right guys guys are so dumb he literally doesn’t know I’m right here and I’m seeing everything they really think I’m gonna fall for this stupid trap and look so we check it out

I can break his door look he’s never gonna expect this we’re gonna have this and we’re gonna put TNT everywhere he’s never gonna expect this oh yeah that’s such a good prank he’s never gonna expect it should we watch from my house let’s watch from right here he won’t see

Us over the gate oh yeah you’re so right guys let me go in and drink a milk bucket because they’re kind of crazy if they think I’m gonna fall for that that’s literally the worst break ever okay guys I need to get this milk right here hopefully they don’t set up my

House accidentally and blow it up but I feel kind of bad because honestly Zoe seemed to get pretty scared let’s break this TNT I really don’t want my house what the heck is he doing how do you see the TNT oh he’s already in his house hey

Guys so I have a question why the heck would you think a trap would work when you literally put the TNT all in my house and my house is filled with glass window knows I could see everything you guys are so dumb oh man well listen I’m

Kind of sorry I feel bad for pranking you the ghost was too far because you guys totally believed that at first you should have seen the look on your faces you were like ah oh my God it’s a gold but we’re real ghosts they were attacking her yeah but they were my

Peasant ghosts I could control all of them yeah but they all they did not kill you they’re literally harmless look I can literally swallow right now look he’s not gonna do anything they’re just running around and they’re kind of ugly and green and then they just disappear oh I’m sorry guys I

Took it a little too far but that was so funny oh was not funny at all shady it wasn’t funny Shady can you apologize look I already said I’m sorry I won’t prank you guys like that anymore but I kind of want some bananas you guys want

To come over for some bananas not really shady if you’re really sorry then how about you go back to that dumb Wizard and give him the powers back but it’s so cool look I can literally fly and watch this this is my favorite trick are you ready for this look I can

Turn into a b look how cool I can fly I don’t care you better give your powers back or else we’re not friends with you right Zoe yeah he’s right oh I’m fine I guess I’ll go but but it’s so cool the powers are so good and I can I can spawn myself infinite bananas yeah you better

Turn into a beating and Buzz your way over there oh I’m fine only because I care for you guys so much yeah right guys look I literally flew up all the way here that’s so epic I didn’t have to walk and oh my God I don’t even care

About these thoughts I’m gonna enter hey wizard hey what’s up wizard what I’m not a wizard oh yeah I am a wizard I forgot oh wait we could totally be best friends all right well let’s have a dance party in the basement come on okay let’s go to the basement whoa It’s the

Wizard party and um wait I can’t even be a wizard anymore we have to talk about something serious let’s come back up okay fine what do you want uh well my friend’s gonna hate me because I abused My Wizard powers and spawned ghosts and prank them and I

Don’t I don’t want to be like you all alone in a hut with no friends and family and nobody else to live with so um could you turn me back into a human please you think that’s possible yeah it is possible especially I would never

Want to be somebody like you how are you gonna say that about me we’re supposed to be friends now that we’re both wizards but you know what fine I’m sure to you back because I don’t even want you to be a wizard listen I’m you’re pretty cool wizard but you’re actually

Kind of a weirdo so I don’t even care excuse me I’m just joking I was just joking get away from me please please put that gun away please please please just turn me back oh I’m gonna get out of here I’m sorry all right let me make

A potion really quickly because I don’t want you to be a wizard anyways okay just don’t mess it up here you go okay oh my God that feels kind of weird wait is my hat still on my head oh my God my hat disappeared no My Wizard it was so

Cool but honestly it was blue and the blue is a bad color look how bad it looks on you gold is way better and yellow is the best color too this guy’s starting to tick me off I’ma get back at him oh uh wait you still have your

Powers I think I think I just got rid of the hat for you so uh you’re supposed to Splash this one on the ground it can’t be a drinking potion okay uh let me try it out I’m gonna throw it three two one guys whoa make sure to leave a like And

Subscribe if you enjoyed this video it was so fun to make with my friends Zoe and cash what what the heck or else I’m gonna blow you and your entire family up bro oh my God guys you totally have to click the Subscribe button now and if

You want to turn into a wizard comment down below what you would do with your magical powers and make sure to click one of those three videos yeah click that one right there that’s my favorite bye oh my gosh if they click them they’ll get magic powers bye bye