CDawgVODs – Playing Medieval Minecraft With Ironmouse! (Part 1)

Boys Welcome mine craft I don’t know I don’t know what this controls morning how you guys doing ah it’s really nice to wear a new shirt today I’m glad that my new shirt is crisp and looking new yes how could you tell it’s a new shirt let me start up the Minecraft exciting times

Morning morning I saw a funny joke that I can’t share [ __ ] uh Medieval Minecraft right hello I’m ready bro I’m excited I I heard that you get to pick a clash in this Minecraft and I haven’t we didn’t do that last time that sounds awesome loving the new shirt man thanks man

Appreciate it appreciate it boys I’m trying to make it so I only wear this shirt when I’m streaming and going live so I’m who knows man I have four of them hopefully they’ll I can I can go through enough rotate through enough there’s some hype music with some Hype music Hype music

But gaming what loading Minecraft boys Let’s go Minecraft loading up loading those mines What’s this why is my Minecraft not opening the [ __ ] open there we go here we go the loading I remember it had some [ __ ] going on last time I tried this as well there we go I got it got it open pog that I was just stalling chat I was I

Was actually just stalling for time so I can get my Minecraft open it was that was truly the reason why all right I probably should have done my typical test for the stream to ensure the game works and I hope that doesn’t come back to bite me that I didn’t do the test

I’m sure it’ll be fine I’m sure it’ll be fine I’m sure what could possibly go wrong oh oh ah oh yeah he’s popcorn ah oh I like jammed in my guns like a razor blade oh my God I got it out Jesus Christ he was he was like one of

Those do you know those popcorn like seed things it was like jammed in between my gums and my teeth oh my Lord not not like in the in between the teeth like pocketed in them oh [ __ ] that hurts so much um okay my okay I think I’m in the server now

We in boys hold up hold up boys hold up boys win hold up let’s call Mouse cause Mouse Gonna Wanna backseat me right away let me invite you just got all right don’t forget to hydrate thank you so much I appreciate you all kind words about hydration

Are you part of the hydration uh Nation I’m on pop-up pop up come on there we go human sounds boring I already like the music all right [ __ ] with this all right I called I called now so I guess we’ll find out she’ll join eventually audacity all right regular human

Avian what are the impact low non icic holy [ __ ] there’s a lot hello hi there hi I’m currently picking my class oh what are you thinking why is this so goddamn many the race has lost their ability to flies that [ __ ] you fall as gently to the

Ground as a feather all right when sleeping your bed needs to be at an altitude of at least 86 what yeah you don’t want to be that that looks [ __ ] elves are intelligent okay got it uh skulls and archery previews from afar okay elves are expert marksmen they deal

Significantly more damage using a bow than other creatures okay I don’t really like using the Bose See in the dark keep checking on me for a while okay hands perception towering taller uh owls live off the fruits they can’t process meat oh [ __ ] no Goblin all right why didn’t you take Goblin is it because there won’t be a siren because I want explore underwater it’s Goblin bad too

It sucks why because you get hurt really easily you’re very weak gobbling these nuts I didn’t stop the music there chat but these nuts stop the music no that was terrible it was terrible I also invited you to a stream Squad terrible it was great I’m great

There’s a more loot from killing mobs okay the greatest me oh well they get more benefits although short goblins are most certainly not slow moderate increase in okay that’s good Goblin’s poor diet and genetics rather than from growing as tall as other creatures that’s good though right surely accepted your invitation it’s

Really being small and Nimble is good right you’re gonna be smaller than me that’s fine I I’ve got an ego problem about my height like someone what is that supposed to mean I don’t know I don’t know if you’re a goblin who can’t go we can’t explore underwater maybe then that means

You’re saying that I have to take this iron because I don’t want to be the same we should be different classes so that we can benefit from each other’s classes diversify that’s why when you go to the you know you go to the when you play a Dungeons and Dragons everyone doesn’t

[ __ ] choose the Healer someone’s gonna do damage right yes why’d the music stop can I can I ever come back more music my menu music menu music oh it does it’s not I don’t know something’s wrong with the music it comes and goes I usually just

Turn it off and I play well damn it I I like the medieval it was good though it was it was fun or you can listen to Bard core I’m going to ah I’ll listen to it too We’ll both listen to hardcore music our Knights of valorous Heroes who worked hardly to get the land was a night without his Shining Armor iron Olive riding more defensive than does to others as I trained rationally any attack they make with a sword deals more damage Knights of valorous men in the dying

Moments they fight harder than ever oh foreign by heavy armor lights have reduced movement speed no read carefully because there’s a lot of they all have weaknesses and strengths I wish they gave me some kind of mathematical bonus what is this Parkour Single Ladies I guess I am I yes I am oh no come back here you stupid Phantom give me your bone didn’t make me a [ __ ] bones you’re in the game right oh you’re still choosing your class you’re not interested uh I’m gonna look to see if I have any

Uh books about breathing in the water foreign is that Hydrophobia is the fear of water water are you afraid of water no Need a hat with uh sipping poison Special job stories stop it I have tons of armor that you can get here over here and take any armor you want uh lost Walker fire aspect Protection oh so many glasses yeah there’s a lot Ariel for me too quick honey what’s this one more damage I hear myself why do you hate yourself I don’t know shouldn’t be able to shulk what the [ __ ] is this you have access to additional nine slots in a jury

Is pretty cool they’re strong break Natural Stone without using a pickaxe wow uh water protection My mom yeah you got mine what that’s the whole point of the game you can’t mind you need like a power Gauntlet or something oh there’s one more time okay eight eyes will adapt to Darkness and allow them to see clearly even with very little light that’s nice food piercing I can’t believe I don’t have any Respiration too noise okay Okay and she sounds happy so far I can’t wait to get to the drawbacks every class I’m like okay this sounds good this sounds promising I hit the drawback I’m like that’s some [ __ ] oh for Banshee you know you can’t compare in the daytime

Is that what it is [ __ ] me some of them you can’t be out in the daytime like Phantom and stuff you can’t be out in daytime probably be out at night time then she’s Feast upon the organs of living there are thorough bodies have no desire for fruit vegetables that

Sounds good I don’t like fruit and veg anyway I’m fine with the Flesh of um raw meat being in couple does not come back on too much for half health I will demons are evil Servants of Satan gives them numerous advantages oh they can also be their downfall in

Beauty Satan’s power the diamond there’s a diamond is that I pronounce that And lose a burst of Health Fires nothing to you if it doesn’t flesh of animals worthless that’s fine dudes can exchange some of their health and increase strength on accounts of Devil’s influence triggered by pressing G hydrophobe oh my God you’re such a hydrophone Here so wait so you don’t want me to take someone with hydrophob because you’re a siren You can’t be you can’t be around me all right fine I’ll I’ll not give that one that one sounded pretty epic though which one was it the demon oh I have water protection armor does that work does that fix that I don’t know is it really uh

Okay there’s a known for their ability to levitate uh pressure G and you begin to hover what those magical creatures themselves these take less Ace that is take last magic compared to other creatures I was gonna get spoiler alert I was gonna get to that part sorry I’m kidding I’m kidding

Okay uh you will generate uh pressure secondary power key and you will generate health for a short period of cost of hunger that sounds sick mobs will pursue me from further away that’s fine to break five feet in height they’re small creatures even smaller than the but smaller than the I’m smaller than

The Goblin yeah then there’s pixie which is even smaller like the size of a tiny bug oh my God nobody tried to be one and it just did not work No reason oh well Knuckles can raise a circle of skeletons blocking projectiles and damaging other opponents Unfortunately they last for a short time it’s long we’re avoiding it necklines have increased Health day of death has made Necromancer immune to poison without an instant damage and weather and instant damage was instant damage and

Damage is like somebody I don’t know anything damage means it’s not like oh be good it means like yeah like a probable potion potion arrows and potions lore I can’t sleep what for what necromancer did I save what do you mean I can save though right I mean

What do you mean by saying like as you sleep to save right you can set you can reset your spawn point you just can’t go to bed that’s fine oh Necromancer sounds pretty good so far then none of these sound to him like bad sounds pretty good I’d say it sounds

Pretty balanced very far maybe like let me keep going then zipping is just to set your spawn point I think that sounds good right villagers hate me but I I literally never traded I don’t think I ever traded once when I played Minecraft last time that’s fine that’s fine I can kill them

That sounds like a you guys problem who Wanna can’t Farm I’m gonna be honest chat I never farmed either foreign Golem I did that anyway The son of the Lord Undead creatures cannot bear the touch of Paladin and combust when hit all the instruments and acts in the hands are powered in his dangerous weapon all access deal increased damage but sword still lasts [ __ ] every kill regenerates a heart of the Paladin to oh that sounds good

I’ll just let you in on a secret if you don’t like your origin you can change it once for free you know me we we I’m ride or die I think a class for going for it I’m just saying the reason why I like siren is I

Can breathe underwater and all I need to do is if I’m losing health I just need to jump on water and it automatically regenerate all my health back so That’s probably go ahead so I I kill Undead creatures in one hit and then but they do more damage to me what there’s armor for that oh really there is the pound sounds pretty good regenerating Health through fighting that’s pretty that’s my MO there’s a paladin on our server do you guys know

Reddit White Knight that could be me chat that could be me oh isn’t it oops down ozen is a paladin Every oh [ __ ] I should take this one off you’re gonna cry what the plague victim Why would you take the plague victim I don’t know it sounded fun Connor you can’t be here at all you can’t even just take that class actually that sounds really good sounds like perfect what I want yeah okay okay no no no you tell me I get a class that makes it

So I have an excuse to get away from The song’s so good Rolling in the Deep Well bod version while you argue with a siren you’re flammable you have water vision A melee attacks you more damage to you as your feckle werewolf I don’t really give a [ __ ] about werewolf Yeti I think right I don’t wanna yes and Darian whatever you want you may throw ender pearls which killed no damage allowing you to teleport a Hydrophobia nope that’s not gonna work

Slime I don’t care about slime which let me guess water [ __ ] me up okay no the witch doesn’t have that much stuff you just get you get potions good potions and then villagers don’t like you that’s pretty good I wanna I don’t want to be a witch that

Feels lame you know did you actually leave we’re gonna need it hello yes hello evoke a master of magic and collector of totems all this [ __ ] I remember this guy that we killed you’re able to summon fangs sometimes attempts and I have attempts at not to break on use

We’ll just don’t like you B let me guess tiny you can’t okay I don’t want to be a b that sounds [ __ ] like Merlin it’s big impact apparently these natural inhabitants of the ocean are not you used to being you want to be a [ __ ] bee yeah exactly right you

Can’t put it on the water but not on you can breathe underwater but not on land what I can’t breathe on land Merlin okay morning sucks balls telling you siren is correct that’s what rpr is Wings well that I mean that sounds Factory damaged having wings sounds op PA

Don’t worry if Connor was a Merlin that means he can only be with you the way your hands are formed like yeah I’m not gonna get the Merlin then I just said to me you can’t eat vegetables dwarf okay now we’re talking you know the murdering is is an

Interesting thing yeah yeah is it yeah what are the benefits to the Merlin how can you walk me through it you gotta be in the water all the time let’s have dwarf music woven music there’s an hour-long dwarf the dwarf makes what this is not dwarf music

Epic dwarf music one hour dwarf mining town all right let’s go over the dwarf dwarfs are short humanoids who live underground they excel in mining but of issues surviving above ground what Dwarven technology allows dwarves to mine significantly faster than other creatures nocturnal eyes living underground has led to dwarves having highly sensitive

Eyes able to see perfectly fine even in Pitch Black of the caverns it’s also known for their alcohol sounding really tempting chat actually now this class is starting to really speak to me it wasn’t known for their alcohol consumption press G to consume a potent Brew which brings back Health to full

Miniature perhaps the most notable aspect of dwarves is their size they are far far shorter than the average human to also adapt for Darkness daylight is far too strong for their eyes and blinds them until Darkness Returns what counteracted by wearing a golden helmet okay those are heavy creatures the size

And result cannot swim [ __ ] photo allergenic are for [ __ ] sake So I just mine good is that literally it and I I can I get health back by drinking alcohol I mean that that does sound that doesn’t sound promising that’s kind of sad that feels like way too many drawbacks just they’re just [ __ ] adding [ __ ] on there uh hold on vodka

Oh my God sorry about oh yeah what my [ __ ] server [ __ ] itself oh no I was in the middle of having a thrilling read just live in a cave okay I think I was near the end anyway oh okay kinda okay Enemies to Stone however life without being able to look anyone in the eye comes with consequences okay they have a chance to spawn a silverfish to attack for them okay Ty when a mob attacks a gorgon there’s a chance okay there’s none to learn a mob attack score okay

There’s a chance for it to be frozen in place for short period of time it was a renowned for their Supernatural strength they deal far more bass damage than any other creatures hydrophobes [ __ ] sake ogre ogres can charge forward piercing through several blocks with drains hunger and slows yoga for a short while

Enormous appetite but oga sometimes means eating an undesirable meal from time to time as such maybe stomach has evolved to withstand even the most toxic of fruit okay that’s good 2.5 the health of other regular players It was rather hard to find suitable armor next to us result logos can only wear flexible armor oh [ __ ] about 2.5 times the health right why is that double the music no there isn’t what there isn’t double music chat the song goes that hard ogre is god tier why is my chat telling

Me this mouse has actually got to you uh it’s it’s beyond broken to be honest wait why is it is it gonna get nerfed read it it sounded pretty Broken But like I guess you wouldn’t even need to worry about armor and [ __ ] so like but you’re really big and you don’t fit

In places I guess that’s fine I mean it’s fine now I could I heard it was ready for some funny moments when I accidentally destroy your house to get in right what are you gonna eat a lot if you can you can get me food that’s fine

You can like be like sicom boy and I’ll charge at them and go like and then and then you feed you give me the food right Right no I guess all right again I won’t take it then because I don’t want me to take it all right no get what you want to get it’s your experience people can throw and oh at well her a large rock into the air plowing through [Applause] get whatever you want it’s your

Experience oh no I lost my shoes and I lost my chest the whole of Shield sounds fun slaughtering other creatures I mean any creature that I have to like kill it Yeah I figured this would be hydrophobic Phantom that one said that it can go in the night right Hydrophobia why does everything have hydrophobia on your hydrophobic it’s so rude hydrophobia Well and everything feels slippery you can breathe underwater but not on land your vision micro Infinity blocks underwater Everything feels slippery you are weakened while on land what does that mean can I have stats is that two times damage what foreign siren God damn it someone said Guardian is worse siren it’s true

Siren is the best one Let’s do [ __ ] [ __ ] man none of these speak out to me oh nothing at all no No way I can get like if I’m like because half of these just can’t go in [ __ ] water After being human that’s that’s like being in my hair Academia not having a quirk that’s like like what’s supposed to just just die what’s the point Necromancer yeah I think necromance is the only literally the only one I kind of like the sound of okay with me being necromancer I guess

Palin seems cool as well yeah paladin on Necromancer am I the ones that I like [ __ ] that sound the most good because I like I don’t want an attribute if I can just equip an item that can do it you know what I mean I mean it’s not easy to get the item

Right but like I’ll be I’ll feel dumb if I can just get an item that I’m I have a drawback for you know what I mean generally think of the vibe in Paladin seems balanced yeah like I like I like the dwarf but I can’t go outside but I have to wear helmets

Darn it Mine significantly faster that does sound kind of good dwarfs can’t swim what oh they can’t swim [ __ ] sake eat Allen’s injury balance so you said it’s an item right yeah there’s an item that will let you breathe uh underwater for longer periods have increased to an additional amount

Of Los Angeles keep items on that keep items on death and only in that nine slot foreign there as well You’re big you’re a big boy see The Necromancer a paladin for me I think I can’t decide though chat what do you reckon Mouse Necromancer Paladin uh uh but Necromancer sounds kind of hype uh and then Paladin just sounds all around kind of balanced good siren

Why do you want me to be siren is it so is there an item that can be breathe underwater helmet that that keep in mind it doesn’t have it’s not like full you won’t be able to breathe for a long time so your exploration will be limited yeah hmm

If I I’m not gonna get I’m not gonna make a [ __ ] conduit every time we go under a cave I’m just thinking of you know ink sack backpack is it there’s a backpack that gives you water breathing is it increased health immune to poisons and weather and instant damage see that sounds nice Uh I think I want to go necromancer Paladin [ __ ] [ __ ] why why is it so tough why so tough I wish there was no drawbacks and I could just decide the powers that sound cool to me projected Mouse do you want me to be a necromancer a paladin

I want you to say can we read Yeti I well Ethel’s a Yeti right Yeah and also they’re hydrophobic I think Ollie I don’t know oh I can make him one right now I well a water backpack well how do I get blue wool Yeah I can make your water backpack I just need to get it but you can the demon sounds good too no don’t why would you get a demon you can’t go into water with the backpack right oh no okay I can’t go in the water all right

And I can’t swim at all no matter what with the dwarf right yeah that [ __ ] sucks you tell me no one no one’s gonna give them swimming lessons you can just walk oh that sounds miserable though walking in water The best option you think so what happens with the power dating again uh not that many drawbacks the only drawbacks are that um I need more food and Undead mobs do more damage to me but I also set them on fire if they touch me and I get I do

More damage with axes and I get a health point for everything I kill sounds pretty good but I mean hold on what’s night do I know I’m a provides super more damage and it takes to make more swords deal more damage they fight harder that’s a reduced

Movement speed I just don’t like the idea of reduced movement speed it’ll drive me insane yeah where okay a micro Paladin because it sounds really [ __ ] nice but Necromancer sees more I I I I have been on this drawback with the Necromancer again can’t Farm I don’t

Do that anyway and then the villagers don’t like me and I didn’t do that anyway and also I can’t use potions I mean not blind what the [ __ ] I can’t sleep I can’t get no sleep what do you think what do you think what what do you think

We have one ink sack it’s time to kill some squids what do you think I should go about uh if it was up to me yeah it’ll be siren why do you want me to go siren but but listen to me I’m making your backpack don’t worry yes I don’t

Need to be right no you can just like leave me the way and then I can fight frauds as Paladin as you’re weak So I feel like I should pick a fighting class because you’ve picked a a weak class and plus I I mean I’ll be honest I I also want to do a fighting class I picked a weak excuse me your character takes more damage Pull it in why wait does Necromancer have healing what do you mean healing like Paladin has healing right yeah pounding and heal himself by attacking but Necromancer doesn’t have that does it uh uh uh we can’t use potions uh and instant regeneration but you can

I guess he can eat and then you have to wait for your hearts to go up I also have to eat meat I was Paladin Rose Necromancer that’s necromancer but I can raise a circle of skeletons but only a short time Italian what do you think you’re so

Lucky I’m making your backpack um I’ll pick Paladin then all right well did I picked Paladin what was well okay what was the pilot again uh Undead creatures uh like light Ablaze when they touch me and stop dying from [ __ ] Holy Light I guess I do more damage with axes that same

They it looks like they all want me to go Necro Master please as long as I pick ogre monkey yeah oh probably then you want me to go Paladin maybe do a poll and see who it wins I have a feeling I know they’re gonna all right chat

There you go let me ask you it’s just to Garner it’s just a gage interest that doesn’t mean that’s what you’re gonna pick all right yeah this is not a 100 I’m definitely picking it see what chat says it’s kind of even oh wow oh it’s very neck and neck

I just like the idea there is something in my brain that I I know that something the skeletons would be cool but also it’s like I’m low on health I gotta fight more I like that like that in my head what like sounds nice

This is a coin flip chat is legit 50 50. that Paladin is so boring why is Paladin boring I guess because there’s nothing like exciting about the class it’s kind of like [ __ ] just lights on fire Paladin Alden is boring to watch oh [ __ ] that’s how you get me [ __ ] foreign what Ah don’t hit me with the boring to watch don’t hit me with that that’s gonna hurt me why boring a lot I don’t know I got I made you a squid but a squid backpack so now you can you can breathe and have night vision on the water

That’s pretty tight no matter what class you are all right everybody lose your backpack all right I’ll go Necromancer chat I kind of even though they voted for Paladin Necromancer can go in the water right yeah Paladin is the generic white guy of the class that’s that okay that’s true

I mean if it was not if I honestly if the demon could could just even attempt to go in water I probably would have picked that one but he [ __ ] can’t go in it foreign [ __ ] it all right where the [ __ ] am I I said what’s my what’s my active G M

You might have to rewind your keys if they’re not think I can summon someone in a [ __ ] Circle The dying my my boys are dying foreign oh I see I see I’m gonna go to you know they were dancing wait I’m Gonna Leave This here hold on I gotta rebuy my keys I’m gonna go get you uh Auto jump off right my alarm uh keybinds sprints what’s sneak what is that

Sneak around what’s that sneak around isn’t that Crouch yeah that’s crouching why would they put it should be the other way around right um obsidian little obsidian okay um big block what I use item okay I mean this all looks fine nice when’s my necromancy ability ready what can I see there

Oh what oh welcome to biomes where am I on the map let me see where you lie I’m gonna go get you was this I don’t okay I see you I didn’t spawn too far away from you does someone make like a Japan oh damn you claimed a giant plot of land

There huh oh but that’s that’s just for building purposes everybody else is doing true don’t mind if I do I can only eat meat by the way I have meat okay does it have to be it doesn’t have to be cooked I guess I’ll find out

Oh there’s a grave here is it grave and cobwebs can I get out of this cobweb God damn it uh oh yeah I need a mine oh [ __ ] it’s getting dark and I already can’t see this is great foreign what’s this oh there’s this thing again how do I craft again

I can do it here right we’ve got Oakwood can I make anything with this no oh God but nothing what’s this stuff on my map near me what what stuff for the DACA dude it’s dark as [ __ ] I can’t see what stuff are you talking about it’s

Short of doc I was trying to kill it why are we trying to kill a dog I’m hard for food right yeah the duck one can I eat this okay I already I did a chat I did it proud of me I can solo that duck dude no he didn’t

Know it was coming thank you I make anything oh okay I can make where was that stick that’s pog how do you half again I forgot what and you want to build things you should all of them am I crazy drag oh whoa it was drag you lied oh

I don’t know where are you you’re still up there I’m going on my way oh there’s a bunch of people in there right here oh what the [ __ ] who made that hello check this out hey what you’re killing me what the [ __ ] Connor I didn’t think they would kill you

This my boys are just vibing dude why are they dying why are they taking a damage oh they’re hitting me what the [ __ ] oh they hit me oh what the [ __ ] oh nice nice nice nice are they gonna attack that dude Foreign no PVP they’re useless yeah but they were killing me I remember when I said that uh I was right when I told you do you remember when I told you I get insta death I get into the killed if I get set on fire yeah

Yeah I remember when I said that I wanted to pick the Paladin uh I think I uh yeah the skeletons would be so useless I thought they would actually do something what did you expect I don’t know you kind of Imagine like some cool [ __ ] happening when you summon skeletons and

They just [ __ ] stood in the circle and watched me die well look there’s a bed that you can take with you yeah some meat do you want me to contact somebody so that you can change your origin I gotta contact someone yes I gotta contact someone oh my God yeah sure

I thought it would be easy okay do I need a bed for sure what should I do with the bed I’m gonna go Paladin I I didn’t realize I wish there was a way you could test these abilities before [ __ ] picking the character yeah Why do you guys want oga so bad they just want me to be op I it kind of sucks that there’s no way to like see the ability or you know any of the active to see like how good they are I mean you could go on YouTube maybe

I didn’t think about that you know why does my chat really wants me to be the ogre because tech tech is the old girl and he like smashes through everything is it rise of that op I mean it’s a lot of [ __ ] oh bed yeah we need to put the bed down

Well I mean you can put it down somewhere else okay well I set my respawn point why did you this is this is not a not here why why not here because this is where everybody starts oh there’s bed already on here don’t you see okay I should take the bed you could

Have you could have just clicked on the bed here okay let’s I’ll click all right I’ll click on my bed geez um oh my God last time you listen to the chat you got a useless skeleton yeah I kind of I’m gonna I’ll go with the palette I’ll go to the Paladin

Let me see the answer all right foogie’s on his way on his way yeah he’s gonna come here in person yeah he’s gonna log in doesn’t test it in single player did I do that how do I do that so her single player chat was right not to pick necro there

They were right I should have listened to them who could have known it would suck difficulty whatever uh create new world sure it’s not suck it’s not suck thanks Chad I didn’t think about being able to go into single player I’m not a Minecraft pro guys like you I’m boosted

Where’d you go I’m on the wait do I need to come back in where’d you go oh I went I went to single player to test out the class should I come back uh yeah Fergie’s coming oh okay I wasn’t sure if you I thought you meant

Like I’ll give you an origin orb Oh I thought it was like online ah sorry uh like on call craft raid okay give me a second thank you neon for the Minecraft waiter Minecraft wait neon I love you I hope you had a wonderful stream if you want

To come if you want to come on and play with us yeah come join us I’m just starting so you can laugh at how [ __ ] I am if you want to come join us maybe you and Earth might want to come join oh she has a meeting okay maybe after the meeting

There’s an idol meeting I have my idol meeting tomorrow yay all right I’m trying all right uh hurry up cause Ruby’s here I’m I’m I’m I’m right now all right oh God is here hello God is gonna help you all right how do i chat again t I didn’t know the skeletons

Would be so dude oh Jesus I gave me it and I’ll have an orb in your inventory I don’t want one cause I’m perfect the way I am because I love being a siren just call me siron Mouse am I Paladin now did you use the orb uh yeah what did it do

If you touch me do you get set on fire or if you hit me but I hit you hit me I’m not on bed oh okay just making sure did you switch your origin already or no like so did you select it from a menu yeah I’m

I’m palident it says this is my origin okay good yay thank you for saving me okay let’s uh let’s let’s go let’s go do stuff you want to see my place is that first is that the first order of business all right let’s go please move chat okay let me move chat

Because they’re complaining they’re being little whiny boys oh yeah let me move you you’re following people like reading the chat all right we’re in class hey I’m gonna fight to my heart’s content that’s all I want to do chat okay I think my skeletons can’t fight what the [ __ ] is that backpack that’s

Horrific your backpack what is that backpack you have this backpack put it on your back a squid traveler put it in your hot bar in the bar yeah and right click it to open it and then there’s an icon on the bottom on the bottom left where

You can click it and it puts it on your back what’s hitting me it’s a it’s a [ __ ] why is there so many of them there’s pillages right what the [ __ ] run run run gonna run what kind of Spawn is this is the music of the game oh it is yeah

And this music’s going hard on the server why did you run in the other direction I don’t know where’s the backpack I don’t see oh I think I’m dumb as [ __ ] where did I equip it yeah I don’t know oh my god did you throw it by accident yes I equipped it

Wait where is it let me see you it’s B oh my God F5 what’s F5 why people tell me to press F5 oh okay yeah I got it on how did I put that on jump down did you press the button that I told you to press I don’t think so

Let me see turn around yep you got it come on that’s right now if you have it that means you can breathe underwater look I’m breathing on the water look I’m doing it I’m doing the thing isn’t this crazy I feel like I’m playing Minecraft [Laughter] laughs let’s go wait my breath is going Wonder my breath is going away I mean this is going away okay and now all my bubbles are gone now oh [ __ ] no ah what the [ __ ] it should work I wonder why it’s not oh it’s gone slower apparently

You need to activate it how do I well I can’t even find the thing anymore where is it gone oh the button in the backpack how do I open the backpack now press B it opens up a new Waypoint do I need to change my key bindings yeah

You need to change your key bindings okay what do I uh keybinds what am I looking for open bag foreign yeah one you can click on key and then show conflicts and then type in B uh there’s like everything’s in red B okay B did not help at all

Ipac inventory B and then I wanna show conflict oh left button what okay and I click left button put it back on B onner yeah I think I’m doing it why is it so goddamn complicated click on the check box that says key which one category key oh my God Connor

What what you you got to help me out here what am I looking at you’re trying your best okay oh that’s two oh my God why is that box so goddamn I can barely see it on my monitor Okay now click on show click on show conflicts okay done

And type in the letter b in the Box great Waypoint great Waypoint okay and pack backpack okay now for the other ones click on it and press Escape not on the backpack inventory click create on on create Waypoint click on it and press Escape

There you go I would like to be able to make a waypoint at some point though you know yeah well you could do it when you’re looking on the map I’ll do uh oh yeah can I so I I’ve opened the backpack now um oh I see I’m holding it now okay um

Okay now open it with the right I can’t put the backpack how do I put it back on no no no no put it back in your hand okay put it back in your hand yeah open it yeah right right I don’t know it’s right where because I think I’m wearing it now

And I think it’s open yes it’s on my back now this is horrible UI like nothing is explained I feel like I’ve just come across a cult and I need to know somebody to when it’s in your hand I think I’ve got it I think I’ve got it attached did you hold shift

When it was in your hand no you gotta activate the backpack to hold shift and then right click yeah okay it should work now not should I put up my bag It’s a shift but people in my chat are saying it’s controlled I swapped the keys oh you swap the keys yeah then it’s control free why would they put Sprint on control and then shift it’s like every other game does it the other way why would you do that

Okay so I hold control and then right click now I gotta open it first right but activate it oh it’s definitely still going down oh you have to do it underwater underwater also press control underwater you skipped what Chad I I feel like I’m I’m my breath is still going

Read the description bro I don’t want to read that sounds awful hold on okay let me read let me all right all right all right let me get my Boomer head around this chat all right B oh sorry uh okay the whole shift that’s I literally when you’re underwater hold shift um okay

Are you on the water Connor I’m gonna hold up underwater now is it doing it no it’s okay don’t worry we’ll we’ll figure it out later come come come oh okay come okay I yeah I I’m you undid it what the [ __ ] do you mean I undid it

What here look I have another gift for you how did I undo it are you serious what is this it’s a magic wand we have to find a bookstore a book so you can learn the Spells it will teach you a teleportation spell so you can teleport back to your thing

Do you have a bed with you yeah okay come on hold on I’m trying to figure out this backpack so I hold shift building available for item but does it mean it’s off now you Unbound the key for the ability what why is this not like why is this so poorly explained

It’s it’s it it takes some time it takes some time holding your hand while swimming what what I think Chad’s actually [ __ ] with me you undid it again why is none of this [ __ ] explained this this stupid bag doesn’t explain anything hold shift I hold shift and then I

Attach it nothing [ __ ] changes this bag is so dumb you got it what hold control underwater okay one I’ve done both buttons this is so [ __ ] dumb I I need [ __ ] PhD to understand how a backpack works why are you laughing at me I attach it right and I’ve attached it

They’re gonna options it’s gonna be okay can we start going now I want to figure out what the [ __ ] I’ve done wrong so I just click left shift no wait [ __ ] don’t worry I got you okay we can go then let’s conflict God half my keyboard

Doesn’t [ __ ] work and we just got in what the [ __ ] it’s not a re-blind the keys you know why you want to go yeah let’s go come on I wanted to get you a flask but I don’t have enough leather so I gotta find some it doesn’t mean watch out watch out

Watch out more there’s a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh wow amazing where are you they’re over here am I in front of you where’d you go come here I’m here I’m coming I’m cheating on an ax you are not I can make your next come on

Oh yeah I mean I yeah okay I I want to figure out how to do [ __ ] I need to get my uh stuff again I just stood in five that’s probably careful where you got you what is this somebody broke this one this is this house this is this irrigation system in the

Village is just shocking do you see in the dark uh no I was gonna say I I can barely see [ __ ] after you’ve run enough times around here you start to learn I mean I’m just following you luckily you’re glowing literally uh where are we going

To my place how far away is it let me double check that we’re going in the right direction yeah we’re going this way come on oh careful with the icicle don’t get impaled it’s getting more it’s getting cold uh I’m sorry why that I have to go on water well I can swim

Come come oh yeah touch a zombie someone was telling me what someone told me to touch the zombies if they light on fire oh let’s see I don’t see any more sounds good to me yeah we oh [ __ ] Phantom coming is that an under creature oh can I set him Ablaze Maybe

This water droplet thing what does that mean oh that’s you gotta drink water you’re gonna get me thirsty what yeah I want to make you a flask but I don’t have another I don’t have extra leather I’m in like a [ __ ] late can I just don’t drink this water

You can drink it but it’s not purified oh Lord get by this Phantom by the way literally in water come all right careful come follow me claimed land [ __ ] you swim fast Jesus look at you go yeah Sirens about class nobody listens to me you coming uh yeah hello you’re really goddamn fast

Drop to the ground why is that cause you’re crouching on the ground in the water sorry I’m pressing Sprint but I’m not going I don’t think you’re gonna be as fast as me in the water but you gotta submerge yourself in the water to swim you’re jumping on the water

Ah no no no no I’m swimming now and then I’m not going any faster that’s right you should be able to Sprint I think my binds are all [ __ ] up so I remember I used you could swim W oh my God I’m thirsty yeah you got a drink that’s why you’re

Going slow oh okay look there’s a skeleton this is all so [ __ ] way more complicated than the last Minecraft why is he not setting on fire oh this is even water because he’s in water damn it come out of the water little baby foreign I drank my my water’s green

Yeah cause you poisoned me it’s not purified water’s dirty but I am I am pure so shouldn’t it be pure yeah come on I’m a paladin I’m the most pure of pure please it brought a purifier upon my command come up here Paladin this is my place

I was I was on one one Health by the way what do you think a little water temple it’s gonna be my Cottage what’s the this is like this is like a sacrificial room what is this thing oh okay just looks like a summoning Circle it’s like it’s like step right in Connor

Step right in I’m gonna give you one take take this further okay what does it do gaming feather it’s a light source you don’t need a torch okay how do I swap hand again I forgot the button G okay that doesn’t work oh my God oh my God all my keybinds are

So [ __ ] up Connor f ready okay yeah good afternoon do I have to activate it or something oh it’s already on you just can’t tell that it’s on because the whole room is lit no card um so I need to fix this okay okay come this way I should I fix my key

Bindings first or no I need water come uh I think I have made water from a glass I that’s how I’ve been doing in my whole life a glass bottle take this what happens if I drink the green water take take this what happens if I drink it take it

Now come on we’re here so the green water’s bad right oh the water fill the bottle with the water from here oh you’re on the plate then I’ll drink it but it’s still green it’s green water okay uh it’s okay it’ll go on I’m dying now you’re dying from what uh from thirst

You gotta keep drinking there’s no more water oh there we go foreign yeah if you have a flask it it’s like three to four drinks bro I don’t have another one for you my thirst went down like immediately yeah you have the continuously I’m not even this thirsty in real life flask

You can fill it up with water and then you’ll you can drink okay from it uh how do I get water from this thing there’s no more water fill it up again okay if I didn’t have someone to explain all this stuff I I guess I should [ __ ]

Die immediately like this is this is hard um I’m gonna take a bucket I’m gonna fill a bucket of water okay I’m gonna put water in there and we’re gonna wait for it to cook how do I know when it’s boiled how did you build this thing with copper and wood

Oh and a campfire underneath okay what you okay yeah I’m gonna try should I try and fix my heat mines or not yeah fix them if you want to I don’t know there’s like like I’m not even kidding everything apparently is red okay no not everything a lot of things though

Let me see if I can find any more leather I doubt I have a needle there’s reset Keys sure spaces I reset the keys in space is what oh for flying okay uh maybe I’ll just get used to the control for sprinting I guess

Is it boiled yet how do I know sorry I forgot where’d the hides go uh you can get any any of the armor that I have on any of the chests you could take any ones you want I have a lot yeah you can take anything you want

To have this bucket of axelot yeah boy you’re gonna put them there’s advice from keeping my bag you can keep them in your bag [ __ ] be content like I’ve reset my key all right hold on um look I have a double ax yeah sure I’d like that I could give it to you

Please your ticket what else is usually be Okay where is this to activate backpacks ability hover underneath the square next to the left water tank left water tank where’s the left water tank there’s an invisible button where why would you make an invisible button okay it’s left of the right one what it’s on the sidebar icon below the items what

This is psychotic why you left birthday for once there’s a game that I’m better at you than I’m better at it than you are yeah cause this [ __ ] is like a [ __ ] riddle like the where the [ __ ] are you talking about Chad I’m just gonna

All right you know what I’m gonna put my mouse here chat and are you all going to tell me up or down or left or right where am I going because I I’m [ __ ] clearly dumb as [ __ ] right middle okay I’m gonna go to the middle um now what okay the hides life

Rabbit hide this this can you look at my screen Mouse and tell me where I’m looking what where am I looking like do you know where this thing is apparently there’s an invisible button slightly up let me look at mine just can oh okay hold on yeah ability disabled

Look look look at my screen okay come on yeah actually yeah can you just show me how to do it because I’m actually like this makes no sense house and building disabled where’s your mouse right underneath the square you’re hiding your mouse so I can’t see it on screen

I did it apparently I did it but no wait the backpack’s not equipped now chat right no no no Connor Connor put it on put put the backpack on okay okay yeah did you put it on your body yeah okay open the backpack with B yeah

There’s gonna be like a square with a bucket right and then underneath there’s another Square underneath that square that’s where the button is okay is there an invisible button who would make that why not the water look at this how would anyone know okay it’s okay I’m gonna lose my damn mind uh

Yeah most certainly is yay oh my God we could explore underwater in the caves now yeah my my I can I’m no problem breathing perfecto I just need to find a way to make a flask for myself because I don’t have one I gave you in mine also like okay

One more nitpick and then I’ll shut up um why would you make an ability on something right that needs to be toggled on and off with a [ __ ] on what are you quit by quit the damn bag why who the [ __ ] on surely equipping the bag is good enough

Because I made the bag for you you have to turn it on you’re so dumb it’s so dumb it’s so dumb oh I [ __ ] myself with the poison water okay what’s up we’ll keep it it’s delicious though so I will have another sip what do you eat uh anything yeah

Okay you can get food there’s food everywhere all right well I’m a pig I’m a big enjoy of food that guilty is charged I do like a snack or two all right I will admit all right um did you give me an ax oh you did

Yes I am worthy of strength wait I have a book oh I picked up a book this is meant to be mine yeah you gotta read it oh [ __ ] really yeah all right Quest will be added okay so the quest book is it okay you can throw it away You’re an

Interest in bosses and new Mobs check out the boss okay so it’s just advertisement did they just give me an ad which is like rage check out raid I’m throwing your water listen okay any food from in here you can get all over the place but

Chest has all the metals the ores and stuff so you can build weapons pickaxe yeah you need one yeah can I take one can I take some iron uh do you have any iron you do wait why is iron different color in this one Okay okay um but this is this crafting table here right here big metal behind you hold on did you set your bed down yet put your bed down here and click it please geez all right come on stop demanding me did you click on it yeah I did you reset your spawn okay

I’m trying to remember the the rules of Minecraft and um yeah I need to I need a oh can I wait hold on question all these trees around like protected these are my trees are these like non-cutting trees like beautiful trees yes okay got it this one though this one’s ugly right

Can I kill this one yeah you can kill the ugly cheese okay so for that ugly yeah right I got it all right so now B and then I gotta turn this into planks and get the planks are coming oh you got this right oh you [ __ ] off mate where are you

Come on hey look at that oh see you set him on fire he won’t be coming back anytime soon that’s for sure all right you like my braids oh yeah what the [ __ ] where is he uh is he does he really have the audacity to come back after that hit

He’s coming where is he oh there’s another one what the fire now look he’s gonna die Dumb [ __ ] uh-huh wow your power is useful as [ __ ] yeah that’s gonna be that’s really good for them because I mean they’re just annoying are they gonna die does the fight ever go out I can’t remember It’s burned to death oh yeah look at that that is really useful did you take food I I yeah uh maybe not enough there’s so much food I have like a pumpkin pie of cookies pumpkin pie bread I have baked potato oh [ __ ] that’s a British delicacy dude

I gotta make a I’m gonna make something to get water sapling I don’t want that I got a spare pickaxe here zombie Well uh I need I want to get more water so can you teach me how to build this thing water do you have a ball of water anyway I’m mocking myself what do you need to build I need a bucket first right so take any bucket

I I should I should research and become self-sufficient um wait how do I partner what what I took time out of my life to get a bunch of [ __ ] to keep in these chests so when you came here you could take whatever you want okay all right all

Right all right how do I make a bucket though what is the what is the formula what’s the mathematical formula of a bucket four two three no uh I think it’s oh mother did you kill it no come here all right now now he’s dead everyone bother us oh yeah all right okay

Um iron oh my God Bro dude can’t think straight he’s on fire so much look at him go they’re they’re just burning you know what I was gonna tell him they look like a good amount of XP and I’m close to leveling up I’m not there that’s factually incorrect uh they don’t actually drop XP that’s

Kind of sad okay so what is my where was the how did I get back to the uh menu of like me my character I had it earlier and I don’t know how I get to go back there now e oh thank you yeah that’s it there’s the

Book that tells me how to make something bucket okay that doesn’t turn up that’s kind of a problem I have to tell you something in the menu there’s two other tabs there’s a book tab and there’s a there’s a sword tab the book tab is where you level up you can add skill

Points so you can get stronger and then the second one has sugar like your combat damage right yeah and the Press r twice you can go to the job menu and pick three jobs and it’ll help you level up faster I got a bowl wait it’s not a bucket

Why did you get a bowl bad right you don’t like Bowl can I use the ball [ __ ] is this dark oak button what do they just make where the [ __ ] did you give me yeah you should take that yeah bucket’s useless bucket is bucket sucks I wait oh you iron right right

Yeah did you take the iron I did I did I did okay what do you need to make with iron bucket why do you need to make a bucket so I can get water why do you why can’t you just get a bucket that’s already been constructed I

Just want to learn how to make it so that if I lose the bucket I know how to make it it’s not that I don’t want your bucket I just want to know how to make it okay press e I see plus Ian there’s a bottom bar at the

There’s a bar at the bottom you can search type in bucket and I’ll teach you did you do it yeah oh wow why is this okay so three iron in a V shape okay got it um imagery highlighting oh what’s that how do I turn that off

Double click on the on the search bar okay oh my God Jesus Christ I feel like I’m getting my PhD right now okay nice and how do I make this thingy what thingy all right well I I got this i got this let me just let me just look at this

Whoa what the [ __ ] bro man man’s got server hacks enabled which food should I take any food you want they’re all scattered around just take whatever you want to eat okay um not really a big Apple guy don’t really like the taste of them but too filling for my tastes um golden hook

Whatever golden hoe golden hole um okay that’s a smelting thing right right I know that I remember that I remember yeah um I guess it’s I guess apples they don’t really have anything else what are you talking about I have meat where and cookies well it was me and bread

Potatoes well I don’t see it oh my there’s some cookies here eight cookies what am I that’ll last me 10 seconds I’m ravenous here take these meats where are you I don’t think the water boiled right [ __ ] I poisoned myself God damn it how do I know when it’s boiled what

I love mutton mutton’s good what the [ __ ] is moton it’s sheep adult sheep take the pork chop I think I did why are you throwing run flesh in me hey I want to get rid of it so how do I know when the water is boiled

Uh honestly I don’t know I just take it and it’s usually boiled oh my God that I don’t know I just poisoned Myself by drinking some water I shouldn’t have oh God it’s still poisoned [ __ ] I’ve been there why so no indication how do I build this thing

You gotta build a campfire first and then you build The Cauldron thingy okay camp fire how do I do that okay I need uh okay three logs sticking and now watches I’m gonna tell you why the water is poisoned when you drink it do you wanna you wanna know why yes

That flask holds four sips of water you only sipped one or two there’s still dirty water in there so even if you fill it up with purified water it’s gonna be poisoned water okay I think I drank it on there okay yeah I definitely drank it all I definitely drank it all

Can I have um can I have a few flasks is it good now is it boiled steam looks White uh I just got poisoned again oh no it’s good it’s good it’s good there you go see okay good job so um yeah I feel like the only thing I

Want right now because I have a pickaxe and I have an ax so I’m pretty good for um I think no no because my ex has more damage okay so I just I just want to have a water supply and then learn how to make

It and then I think I’m good that’s so cute that you have ducks in a boat over there they were given to me by somebody that’s so cute yeah they’re cute who gave you them what who gave you them oh that’s nice you can hear the water bubbling when ready

Get sizzling all right it’s sizzling oh that’s me that’s me cooking Connor okay bubble dry oh no you just drank out you you did that right that was you right I did I don’t have a flask on me so I have to why not dirty water because I gave you mine

You only had one yeah oh I was gonna say we should make like a [ __ ] ton I don’t have enough leather I need to look for some oh okay I forgot how to turn rabbit hide into leather if I turn hide into this hide whoa you can make a netherite flask whoa whoa

Uh I am lava flush how do I make that okay I need five pieces of leather you have that rack drying rack can I take your leather or no what I’ll make you one where’s the leather it’s here what it’s in here I had 40 pieces of leather yeah why I’ll

Make one don’t worry keep mine keep the one I gave you okay can you all right you should make a cracked one do you have a netherite do you have a nether right here you don’t I don’t have another right why not you should get some you should make gold ones you should

Make gold ones it holds full yeah that’s the one that I gave you yeah you should make another like a like two more like three more we have two each why do you need we don’t need to eat what are you saying because then we don’t have to keep making [ __ ] fires

And boiling water right you always have to boil the water yeah but we could we do have to do it less or am I am I wrong what what if you only have one flask when the Flash’s empty you’ve got to boil more water Connor what are you saying

How supply and demand works I like if you if you drink your flask of water you will then have to make another you will have to boil more water and stop or you can just have another flask ready filled with water sure but that takes up so much space

Flask two foot an extra flask yeah it’s almost saying I can store water in my backpack how do I do that oh okay I’ll teach you right now hold on so you take a bucket right take a bucket oh there you go and you keep filling it up

Like that is that dirty water though I just put I put groundwater in there yes how do I get the water out oh [ __ ] I see Okay so if I scoop up the clean water and put in my backpack I can use that what did I do I put water here now it’s bubbling I put water here what what you made a tiny waterfall that was that was sick so I think this water’s good to go I put

This in my backpack right yeah you can put it in your backpack I’ll be honest I don’t give a [ __ ] if I drink dirty water but why it kills you it doesn’t really kill me because if I’m in the water I regenerate my health oh

Well I see how good to know that someone uh doesn’t have this issue okay what I’m saving your ass you better be supplying me with some fresh H2O [ __ ] you could kill [ __ ] as a siren you’re weak level 21. you’re 23 actually oh is there a rule that you’ll level us to

Match your IQ in this game don’t look at me I’m not the one who didn’t know how to activate a book bag yeah because he was [ __ ] hitted all right this is done I can’t tell the Stephen White it’s never been white look at that you’re level zero it’s literally never been White

Yeah I’ll just take it I’ll just take it [ __ ] it take them in talking [ __ ] about me you’re level zero yeah so so so look at you so well when I’m setting the enemies on fire don’t come crying to me All right well we’re gonna explore after this I got a couple places you know you know a few places yeah I’m feeling like a fight I’m itching urging for a fighter we got ships we got oh we could do a Golem the amethyst golden I took a

Picture and I sent it to you remember sure or someone in church told me it makes the water dirty I guess I’ll just store water in my backpack then apparently I think a bucket makes the water dirty all right let’s go let’s go wait hold on what I I have like leather

Armors that okay it’s pretty fine right um I’m rocking leather armor is that bad I told you you can take any armor that’s in any of my chests I didn’t see any armor what yeah yeah you’re broke there’s no armor in here scattered around in almost every single chest

No no most just don’t have any the purple things that are shiny that’s leather but it’s Enchanted leather armor again yes because when we go to places that are cold you won’t freeze your ass off okay so just take the leather and I’ll take the leather just take whatever

Whatever it looks good to you whatever you like pick anything you want uh I guess I’ll take the leather I have other stuff that’s not leather I have iron legs I like leather [ __ ] with it but it’s good to have some leather on because it’s when it’s gonna be winter and it’s cold

Um uh what was the book that I needed was it he oh no I’m [ __ ] glowing boys this is what that’s what I mean when they say like damn are you you glowing all right I’m ready let’s go you ready where are we going someone said a shield

Look at a shield do you have a shield yeah if you have a spare one I think I remember how to make it but if you have one I’ll just take that dude you should really get some organization going on you know yeah I’m not having less time as well

Couldn’t find anything for the love of God you know somebody else would be so grateful for all the nice things that I’m doing for them but you [Laughter] not a shield you find it yeah okay good how’s the [ __ ] look that look good great how do I hold it up again The Shield

Oh that’s fine all right let’s go In the leather gift mask bro I’m I’m walking around this Minecraft world looking like Mr slave oh God Shield we can have similar Shields [ __ ] them up dude foreign Minecraft when you jump in the air and their legs keep what like running I don’t know why I love that animation

The floor is lava guys are you okay what the [ __ ] is going on I’m just I want to explore can I put my obsidian away please whoa dude I’m badass look at this look at this oh no Connor you put on the floor is that bad dude I’m literally Jesus look at this

Wait wait I’m drowning wait wait wait wait is this bad it’s bad for me did you not like frost well I aren’t they doing much damage to me so I guess I’m okay okay well I don’t know why you had these just like uh you shouldn’t have them if

They’re hurt if they hurt you you know Connie what I just wanna let you know that I got a lot of these things because I knew you were coming and I was like oh you could pick whatever you want okay thank you this meant nothing oh my God [ __ ] off what

Did you die yeah I’m good though yeah holy [ __ ] can I get some new damn shoes or something what Levi’s [ __ ] off I need some shoes why what happened to your shoes to get in the water [ __ ] off hitting me from [ __ ] like I got it What the [ __ ] is happening I’m jumping in the water no you should have you know are you okay yeah I’m getting married that was crazy yeah is that what we got okay I got some copper here a couple’s dog [ __ ] right I mean it’s not dog [ __ ] but I mean no

Copper’s dog [ __ ] don’t lie to me how do I drop things in the uh without having to go to the menu Q oh that helps okay here we go all right do you wanna you wanna leave yeah let’s go to school all right let’s go to the ocean all right Oh [ __ ] what oh nothing what happened what did you do oh I’m good where are we going what did you do nothing why did you say oh [ __ ] I thought I did something why is what is happening what is this what why is my screen flashing what the [ __ ] what was that

What do you mean I had a little Rave going on and then they all went black oh [ __ ] there’s a cultist nearby okay what’s that mean maybe oh no it’s probably because you had a buff on from being in the water okay a man swooped you we’re gone

We’re one of the ocean so this way and they like attacking you huh oh this spot is so fast what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do you want why was that spider so fast do you want to wait until daytime why was that spider so fast what was that explain

It was just a spider Connor I’m already running away I don’t know what you all I went back oh I’m already gone [ __ ] sake I died again don’t forget what yeah do I have to wait now should I go now I don’t know what should I go okay

Okay where are you I’ll see you then were you able to pick up your other grave yeah okay but if I die do I not can I not pick up the other grave yeah you can pick up the grave I have no skill points I can’t level up no you gotta kill things

Be great if I didn’t get one shot immediately I have armor on I thought it would take longer oh my God that’s insane oh okay [ __ ] bow and arrow [ __ ] keep running [ __ ] I’m on one Health just keep running just keep running run run into the water run run run

Did you make it uh I killed him good job level up I’m right underneath Here If You Can level up do it what’s that if you hover over the text it tells you what it is arranged quit transformation lock okay uh where are we going this way to the north because we’re

Going to the ocean welcome oh no North is this way you can yeah right so I just go north are you swimming around oh yeah take more damage from mobs right so maybe I need better armor That’ll get strong any better armor are you up are you up yeah I’m going I’m going north okay oh my God what what nothing I thought there’s no way to get across but there is I’m just a little boy you’re level three because you died and

I didn’t oh she didn’t level up uh that makes sense yeah you gotta level up remember whoa there’s a big like I’m guessing this is not the ocean no we still got some ways to go let’s get some way oh [ __ ] okay I thought you could land on the trees [ __ ]

We’ll make it there’s some coal here should I get that yeah why not is it cold it’s cold we’ll help you level up that’s dirt wait what the [ __ ] what is this wait I can’t break this block what the [ __ ] way down there corner

Yeah I went all the way down am I else first too I mean are you underwater oh yeah what what is it that you want to get nothing what did you wanna what did you want to mine oh it just exploded I was Bangalore um I love that hero from epic Legends foreign Chat [ __ ] Menace to Society oh Connie what where’d you go I’m climbing are you already up there yeah holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I jumped off like an idiot I’m [ __ ] nutty at climbing dude you’re a freaking monkey I’m straight I’m up I’m naughty at climbing boys like obstacle course things I’m like

Abroad kill those easy God I really want um I want chalky milk get a jockey more or might have expired I’m gonna buy more whoa what the [ __ ] is this what it’s like pink flowers everywhere let me see where you are oh are you at the iron Mouse medal is

That what it’s called that’s what I call it really oh like me I guess so all right I want to make the big statue of me and put in in the middle of this medal wow how vain it’s not vain I’m making statues of everyone yeah that’s a good that’s a good

Distraction so that you can build the real Statue of yourself this looks like the ocean to the side of us we’re almost there that would be cool they’re having a giant statue of you but you know you know when you build a giant statue of yourself right you’re not supposed to build it

Because you’re you’re important that you deserve a statue so you’re too important to build it yourself think about it North we’re at Ocean already oh you didn’t tell me to stop oh I’ll meet you in the water mum I am a man [ __ ] this is big big water

Never mind I’m slower than you in water look you’re gonna find chests that look just like this everywhere that’s neat sometimes they contain items sometimes they’re mimics see pickle I I enjoy a good pickle and of course Orion um all right uh there’s an underwater station there’s an underwater cave

We gotta go west can I ride the dolphin ride the dolphin I hit the dolphin I want to unride him how did I write how do I ride him Connor I know I thought you could you’re going crazy it’s not my problem what is this what aquarium all

Oh well I love aquarium or it’s pretty blue there’s iron here I can’t mind it there right I’m underwater right you can uh I don’t know if you can mine or not I don’t think you can I think you get fatigue yeah I can’t then that sucks oh

But there was armor in my chest that allowed you to mine underwater Oh my God that would have been nice to have didn’t tell me was I supposed to know you were supposed to read the description little armors oh I just drank piss water [ __ ] sake where are we going

Where are we going come on go on come on we’re going we’re going west we can explore anywhere you want to go I drank this water anywhere you want to go well show me something cool okay hold on I I can’t dig so I’m kind of useless underwater I can’t make paths

I’ll drink another I’ll have another head of the pest water oh it was awesome it wasn’t piss water let’s get water all right let’s go let’s go let me show you what I did okay I’ll come this way follow me have you zooming away should have been a siren should have

Been a siren well aren’t you glad that I like [ __ ] on fire for us and take care of our problems like that I guess so if you go in there that used to be amethyst cave and I took all amethysts out damn but you don’t have to go in

There if you don’t want to there’s nothing I left the name you’re a classic British good at Pillager did you’d fit right in this is a nice Temple there should be some chest in there you’ve already explored it though right I don’t think I have I think this is one

That I didn’t go in but I think it’s because I think there’s like trying people in there really yeah I don’t think so yeah I’m there’s like nothing in here no don’t go in there there’s nothing in here there’s danger come on we’re done all right I’m coming I’m coming come on

We’re gonna go to the if we see a ship we could go to the ship bro there’s an underwater station that I found that was really weird what is that big boy little big boy amenity oh I bet he tastes delicious we should crack him open on me he probably tastes delicious we

Should just have one bite just one bite oh he’s not fighting back I felt really bad about that but he didn’t drop anything he didn’t drop mad at me you just dropped he dropped grass what the [ __ ] they’re an endangered species careful with that guy oh my God

Oh yo what the [ __ ] why are they killing you although that dude hasn’t tried I gotta kill him foreign you [ __ ] him out what the [ __ ] did you do I killed him I took that oh we didn’t get that trident do they have a chance of dropping it I have tried inside

Home I didn’t know you had them I wanted the one that goes that that brings down lightning though oh I don’t have that one yet I can level up yay let’s go one thing good all right let’s go we have tried it at home I won’t destroying though

Look how pretty the sunset looks uh I think I don’t have the shaders on so you didn’t turn them on well you sent me how to install them but it looked like it was going to take at least like 20 minutes to figure it out so I was like oh [ __ ] it

What oh I I did ask for Mouse to send me them hours ago and mouse didn’t Mouse sent me them like 10 minutes for the stream just saying you put the zip file in the reading in the in the folder yeah well I’ll do it next time we’ll have

Things on what who the [ __ ] hey kill this guy hold on careful oh shouting I hate you don’t hit you you’re in [ __ ] kid remember that remember that remember that next time you throw a [ __ ] spear at me okay remember me oh where are we going I’m going north okay

This way that’s yeah I was gonna say NPC aim Omega LOL yeah the NPC’s aim there was somewhat shocking there’s a spider in the water letters East on his webs ite that little [ __ ] oh [ __ ] cut my water again I did look a little [ __ ] [ __ ] on full health hello

Yeah right so I should keep killing things he’s not fighting back I kind of felt bad about that one but not as bad as the manatee though definitely felt worse about the manatee Jesus Christ you’re swimming so slow well yeah cause I’m not a [ __ ] fish

Who wants to be a fish man you’re literally useless outside of this realm s just wait until I pull the plug on this ocean and then what that’s gonna be my great scheme I’m gonna find the plug and I’m gonna pull it and you’ll be useless yeah look at that

Look all the way down there this way oh wow let’s go I’m not cool this backpack’s sick are you mine on the water I can do you want anything I’ll let you never found anything cool Granite Soul Tour you know if you get a star right and

Platinum you can combine it to create star Platinum and you have star platinum armor oh this cave goes really deep what’s up how’s that no I liked I liked really bad what do you think about the cave huh I’m telling you I could get lost exploring okay now I’m stuck

So Below what’s that what oh because you came all the way down you gotta you got a achievement oh okay is that the furthest it goes down no this goes way deeper okay okay this is just not a a very deep trench we’re not in Mariana’s Trench

All right where are we going what what’s what’s the cool thing we’re on to there’s a chest up there oh yeah have you already explored this chest uh I don’t I don’t have some that I haven’t explored yet it’s a bundle scaffold oh scaffolding is useful take it we can

Turn we can turn uh somewhere in New York are we going scaffolding because you it’s useful more manatees to kill question mark Okay where do we go north where are we going I just think that one didn’t the other one didn’t drop me I should try again it has a lot of iron luck uh a nautilus show and cobbler um it was uh add a lock to your pet mimical chess keep other players out okay Nautilus shower does that do

You can make it you can use it to make things I think the [ __ ] is hitting me you piece of [ __ ] or somebody kill his friend earlier that’s why Are we going I’m going faster now oh look there’s lapis lazuli in here yeah I saw a bunch of that earlier and gold you don’t want it gold sounds kind of pog I’m taking it where do we go to kill things I want to kill things we’re going we’re going look there’s a

Ghost there’s some way really fly I’m yeah I think so I see you I see you another why oh let’s go to let’s go to uh a little bit up and into the West okay all right it’s a manatee ghost from the one I killed well what are those things doing

Chilling over there look at that big ass Tower over there what I marked it on my map it’s a creepy Tower oh whoa that looks sick we are in there yeah we’re gonna have to fight you know I want to we can fight I see how it works now chat

So now if I want to level up I need to get to level three is that right yo yeah like the [ __ ] skins oh creeper creeper oh man did not okay we did not go as I imagined I did not play out the way I had envisioned

[ __ ] creeper got me get people got hands what is that what Mouse what happened there’s a bunch of zombies that have gear oh my God what is that are you okay what happened uh just come to check this out I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming we don’t we

Didn’t bring out bad with us did we no you don’t have a bed backpacks have beds no wait no they don’t do they what how no they don’t we’re gonna need it ipac is a bed what just shut it down um that’s I mean like have a look come come all right hello

Shift right click I don’t know oh my God what is that thing what the [ __ ] is that thing oh sorry about that oh my God he’s [ __ ] me up oh it’s a revenant XP I got XP I’ll get the experience so good

Um yeah so how do I how do we make a bed you gotta heal uh how do I make a bed we need wool but we don’t got any finally all backpacks people were saying backpack yeah down on ground I always set it down again two no it’s not cute

Crouch and right click oh shift oh does it work what did it work there’s a little bad icon apparently oh I see oh yeah oh look at that how do I do that oh my God that’s so cute what the [ __ ] but did it work though I didn’t did it

Set my response I don’t think it’s set oh see these nuts Virginia thank you for the 20 Subs man I appreciate that you can’t sleep in the day enemies nearby oh just let you sleep you can’t reset your respawn we need a bed uh how’d I pick the bag up right click

Are you about to hit it well I see get the [ __ ] out of me we need beds [ __ ] you need to get our bed I wonder if there’s a village around here where we could just steal some beds Maybe oh in a car the wandering Trader you have anything important to give me

He’s got the orb of origin oh he does yeah he does hey there how much is it 58 50 emeralds yeah Jesus kill him no I’m just kidding don’t go do we get it the stuff if we kill him no oh [ __ ] why he’s carrying it there’s a chance that’ll drop something

But not that he’ll drop that uh where is Um if we kill him do we get the llamas oh they’ll try to kill us a lot of health so do these llamas all right I’m gonna go to the Tower and I’m gonna use my ability and see if it stops them from attacking me so I want

To see if I can still bed what’s your ability I can stop people from attacking that’s dark as [ __ ] in there Oh man’s nodding what the heck it’s so dark in there this isn’t there’s no pets in there mine all the lag oh my God the lag Spike Jesus Christ holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] lag Right oh he just dropped the diamond pickaxe what did you get it yeah let’s go well this fire thing is awesome yeah that’s a good ability run around I’m about to die though they’re dying uh they’re gonna keep on coming because I think there’s a smaller more XP for me

Die yeah he’s really good for this area that’s true all right I’ve got a lot of XP good level up hold on we’ll set them all on fire for you let’s just free XP this is free this is a free XP actually this is an absolute win

Did you find the spawner oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that one’s fast no I’d be shame if someone would take them all right um my ax is about to perish well my ax is about to perish X it’s all black what oh my God that was a skeletal creeper in the water

Or not good you’re gonna die whoa there’s so many what’s this guy saying he’s shouting [ __ ] at me what is he shouting Oh no creepers are fighting each other that doesn’t surprise me it’s great this is an app this is free XP let’s go all right holy [ __ ] this is great no no this is great this is free XP I’ll go near them oh look they’re all dead now I got some pants

What are these oh dog [ __ ] what do you mean dog [ __ ] nothing good all right let’s carry enough we’ve killed a lot of them already level up again another point in strength Don’t Mind If I Do walking up a sweat though my ax is about to break though

All right didn’t you get did they drop a weapon or anything no how do we get in here I think we gotta build up all right I Unleashed him yeah we gotta build we gotta build off I think see you have any blocks I Got Dirt break this tree oh hang on

Roll that aim oh my ax is gone you don’t have any it didn’t drop any weapons here no I need another ax oh [ __ ] it’s okay if you die and I can use a I like oh that works yeah that works oh no it works it works um let me chop

Down this tree and then let’s make this tree into a bunch of planks and let’s use the planks oh yeah let’s go let’s do this a little louder [ __ ] I forgot how do you not fall off the edges again not like that that’s [ __ ]

Yeah are you okay no I’m I’m bad at this Reverend things were scary huh yeah they’re pretty scary I think you can still fall off on I can’t okay yeah you’re right up gem okay nice wrote this down and we’re in made it and all the sounds ow hold on

Slide them up let’s light this place up you know what I’m saying let’s light them up [ __ ] how [ __ ] oh God and you’re far aren’t you maybe a little bit I will now get a bed and I will come back I will get two beds is that okay do

You have beds in your things yeah that’s part of the plan actually I intended for this to happen where are the beds well uh I have wool or you can take the beds that I put down you can bring them with you is that not risky

How is that not risk how is that risky what if I die oh God I’m jumping in the ocean I for a short time okay it’s a heel all right I’m gonna okay I’ll take the beds then take the beds bring them with you it’s fine

Oh yeah take the armor that’ll let you mine underwater Oh which armor is that it’s in one of the chests it I think it’s called like aqua affinity or something I think is it increases mining speed while underwater yeah the other one yeah okay where’s the direction again also

Take take any weapons that you want to take now is the time good uh how the [ __ ] do I zoom out on this map uh you can’t zoom out all the way what you can only zoom out to a certain extent but I can I can share a waypoint with you yes

I need food are you guys are right you take food um baked potato I’ll just take I can’t that’ll be enough right let’s take all those yeah I don’t think you have food right I don’t think you have a boat right I can make a boat though right

You could take one of the bolts that the Ducks are in you sure fine um creepy Tower look I’m gonna share it look I shared it in the chat okay that’s a waypoint so how do I how do I do that how do I open it you should be able to um

And click on it with your with your with your mouse yeah so it opens up like a location I just save it yeah I think I saved it did I save a chat yeah when I press hmm I saved it but I don’t see where it is on the map

Creepy Tower is that what it’s called yes okay I’m coming over oh can you bring me some armor too pajama you’re on leather anything something from my chest maybe even a hit on the head yeah okay coming over I’ll put it on for now you can take any weapons you want nah

I’m good I got a sword I’ll just I’m on my [ __ ] so I mean I I’m most of my damage is coming from me lighting them on fire so I’ll just keep doing that okay I’m drinking chocolate milk now [ __ ] oh he’s looking at the J which map

Are you looking at Mr J why is there two why is there two it’s a j map nothing why just like stuff this is so unintuitive in this game it’s so annoying M is for claiming land J is for travel foreign going backwards now

I don’t want to get out of the boat it’s Boat Boat is safety now you guys break my boat what oh bro I can’t see anything bad it is he reminds you my mom is not happy unless he’s complaining I’m not complaining I’m just struggling there’s a difference it’s okay you’re done

You’re done your fourth fifth fifth time playing Minecraft I was gonna say I’ve literally played hours in this game and that’s still [ __ ] hard as [ __ ] Well foreign I got armor I guess the monsters dropped them is it like nearly like ruined though yeah what I’ll make do for now three girls make do you think yay got my brokeback just where is it this way creepy Tower huh oh God so anyway sounds like oh God Because I said country girls make do good girl out of my way duck oh [ __ ] the duck actually blocked me all right let’s [ __ ] up this Tower I’m saying [ __ ] three Country well finally Sun Country stop saying [ __ ] why Can’t Stop what up where do I live the country I’m nearly that what country are you from do you ever told me get a boat Big Brand idea yeah this is so much faster you can’t

Swim as fast as me we can in the boat not as fast as me you can’t swim as fast as May you kid yeah I’m good why are you talking like this I’m here I’m here hey let’s put on come come to where we started so that we can put our beds down What come to where we started so we can put our beds down country you’re on the white of the blue one oh the pretty one Of course you would take the white one you want you’re one of the pretty ones and the white one was not the pretty one of course of course you would [ __ ] what are you Free on this and free you know yeah the [ __ ] just hit me what’s hitting me that’s why I’m why I’m failing where’s that man hitting me one’s got the aim of a God have you eaten food yes The High Ground is useless wait where’d you go I bet my dead body wow

Over My Dead Body in the country all right let’s go let’s explore where are you where is she Adrian bye me yeah we gotta get through here your torches coming behind us but I’ll let him on fire no you should let me light him on fire Light Em Up

I think there’s something up here I hear the Grump oh yeah it’s a grumbling creature oh wait hold on my legs are so short good thing with my fire is that it lights up the area and oh I can’t get out of you get up here jump

I’ll jump that high what do I look like a jumping did you pick the dwarf class or something Oh oh Did you find I found the oh I found diamond armor what lost I here are you upstairs I think so is diamond yeah I went down the oh there’s loads of iron [ __ ] hey I want a diamonds How’s it going I was ignoring me I literally set you on fire bro pay me some attention bro hey bro hey bro hey bro hey bro guys uh I need to sort out my backpack like this is so annoying what is all this [ __ ] I don’t care about this stuff

Hey hey hey hey did you go upstairs or downstairs I went down the stairs down the stairs down the stairs where I go downstairs I don’t see anything I’m so blind I think a diamond reduces damage from most sources it’s rare protection too holy [ __ ] that’s good right where the [ __ ] is downstairs

Did you take all the diamond no there was just one Diamond item and I took it oh I’ll just take this rare disc look yeah I don’t like this whoa whoa whoa thank you what what there’s a skull thing so this golden old or Scott once upon a time I knew a skeleton

Did you loot all this stuff already his name was boner man no potatoes I’m cold okay let’s go upstairs I took all the iron they called me the big dick Bandit yes did you know can you light this place out like I’m blind I cannot see a

Singer I didn’t know baby my name is a joker this is my Joker yeah what Bets did you take today all right now can I swing well on the stairs so many people oh oh oh how do I get out of here without dying I’m alive how the [ __ ] am I alive

Because because are we alive how about how do I survive that where am I evil what how did I survive I was on one help s Good stuff hey wait don’t go without me I’m right here with you don’t go without me don’t go without me I’m not what does that mean what are you saying oh golden blocks iron pickaxe efficiency 3 on breaking three oh my God diamond is Unbreakable stone pickaxe Unbreaking 3 efficiency four

What’s that noise diamond leggings this place is nutty well we rated the right place at the right time foreign why are you saying that what the [ __ ] what do you want to pack from bat Traveler what why didn’t you take it allies oh wait if

I wear these pants well if I’m damaged I heal allies be with your pants all right feel me with your pants Connor I think I think I think they’ll they’ll do it is what you guys doing here wow he didn’t see it he didn’t see it what did I miss it

What did I miss eat the most amazing loot box ever full of crazy loot so much Luke I got an achievement what did you get Diamond chest plate oh [ __ ] Ed you want it I’m moving I’m an ax guy you want the mace no I’m an ax guy

Oh [ __ ] I want that wait I just picked that up from the dude what the [ __ ] what’d you pick up uh leather calf with protection four no wait no that’s not right is it no it’s a four that’s eight what the [ __ ] I’m dumb as [ __ ] sorry ignore me chat ignore me protection

Eight how good is that is that good Pez oh that replaced durability of armor and weapons though that’s mass magical protection foreign Balls why not why can’t you see why can’t you just take a slime ball with you hmm why can’t you just take all this [ __ ] with you who are you talking to what happened I [ __ ] up what did you do oh [ __ ] what do you mean you [ __ ] up what did you do

What is this did you go in that hole did you go which home there’s a hole here which which one where there’s a whole year yeah I fell down there fall down the hole watching me voice dungeon we’ve done wave boys yeah [ __ ] how do I get my [ __ ] where is it

What do you think it is Did you take straight down straight down the top top uh the purple area I dig down there when will you learn with us you gotta come back I died again does that mean my Grave’s gone no they’re still there don’t worry is it this one is this the hole you fell down

I’m gonna take my medicine now but you haven’t taken it no why are you high what where’s all this energy coming from huh you weren’t on meds that’s very rude it’s an observation [ __ ] that’s why you got shot by a skeleton remember this is pre-med what

I’m getting my ass [ __ ] handed to me Just reliving re-zero right now Oh I remember one more oh [ __ ] this is like the alternate route [ __ ] that when the Sun the sun’s on come over here I am the Sun I am the one who knocks put your dick away Walter here hello what the [ __ ] is my mouse I’m stuck can you help me out here

Step brother I’m stuck where are you where’d you get stuck I can’t [ __ ] see I’m blind where did you where did you fall where are you is that you down there uh go back down to the baby is this the is this the hole you fall into did you make this hole

Connor where are you I’m trying to get out foreign foreign Oh my God I’m about to die again how do I get up here creeper oh man hey food right now please give me food now okay that’s enough that’s enough there’s enough bread take the bread and enjoy the [ __ ] break this is the weirdest mood you’ve been in a while eat the bread

All right come here oh you can’t you can’t it is it’s cute all right come on I’m gonna fall down here you’re gonna come with me better shut up [ __ ] off whoa whoa come on come on all right done okay uh oh yeah oh nice nice room to light the way for us

Come here I’m gonna lay in the way I’m the light of your life What are you talking about the [ __ ] my Lord Hey you made a bathroom called bark off I knew you’re gonna do that all right where do we go I feel like there’s some other [ __ ] in here but we’re in the wrong area Come on show me show me what show me where to go I don’t know where to go oh my Lord you’re useless I need water my father hears about this what is that thing What is that thing Chad what what thing that oh goody monster what the [ __ ] is that well he runs he runs like a crazy person let me hit him look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him go like a horror movie

Oh my God it’s Michael Myers corruption the graveyard what’s that the graveyard what is that oh my God source of evil that’s what happens when you jerk off you get corruption oh yeah yes so don’t do it make be pure you’re a pillow then help I’m trapped oh never mind

Listen quick how have you not already taken it I’m gonna take it now leave me here I think we that’s it right that’s the tower we’ve done it all and there’s some oh there’s some other levels you ever been on the Tower of Terror was that you ever been to Disney World

They don’t need world Connie uh yeah I think so Um I like Space Mountain that’s pretty good it was all right foreign grumbly groans they’re calling for me help what is this why is this creeper edging me bro what a dirty creeper I’m calling the police the zombie is tanky as [ __ ] the zombie should what the [ __ ] Adventure sometimes things like this happen it’s okay refresh where do I spawn where are we left oh okay that’s good I’m not not like the last server that was [ __ ] broken yeah look we’re back to normal back in Hell well that guy was so tanky um is music that started kicking in Oklahoma ew somebody’s thinking what’s this What’s that deflector what’s that deflector Sprinter entity Minecraft skeleton what Sprinter what’s that oh my God you know infected with rage people It was the blood It was the blood the blood inside the mall Where’s those health foreign Oh who else music is a magical magical fantasy move music from a Dragon Land is it yeah who told you that nobody what Lord of the Rings music do you think so oh no I gotta get something I’ll be right back I forgot how to walk do you lose

I guess that’s it like nothing else around here foreign myself hit me weak all right are each each fire does like 0.7 that’s pretty nice damn this is so useful the Paladin [ __ ] look at this dudes over there look at them chilling I don’t need this what

What I have some [ __ ] I don’t need off at this [ __ ] do I emeralds are pretty good actually I got no shoes I’m running out of shoes The Red Shoes I got the boots that freeze everything but that’s good I’m gonna put the aqua infinity thing on second mine underwater

It’s like this doesn’t seem to be working oh I have to use the XP where are they all spawning from someone’s trying to shoot me I can’t figure out where they’re all spawning from what is Spawner in the walls yeah I think so I mean good XP though oh [ __ ] you found me

How did he find me I thought my plan was foolproof uh oh five I see as it tells me all right so my health Regens pretty quickly actually My ax yeah it’s about to die but I mean it’s chill we just make another one you’re actually seven percent please notice yeah but like I’ll make a new one right is that what you do like you don’t actually do anything right bone the tower how do I burn it down chat

With fire flint and steel I don’t have either of those I have iron is working really well for you yeah I like the power there I feel like the power that makes a lot of sense in my head well I mean in general it feels like a good a good class um

Don’t need the boat I don’t need this I’ve got a lot of [ __ ] that I don’t necessarily need that’s sick Unbreaking dude that’s awesome and efficiency and this one has efficiency and Unbreaking as well and that’s iron foreign did somebody say One Winged Angel no why why do we burn this Tower down

Burn it down to the ground burn it down to the ground baby are you ready okay I’ll show you finished no Okay oh my God what what have you ever eaten a cantaloupe uh yeah I have I’m the right one why why do you ask cantaloupe what’s coming which one I’ve never eaten a pair either that’s done person that’s not that good I heard they taste like dirt yeah they don’t taste great

But our beds are gone oh see he’s not Virginia thank you wait what what do you mean our beds are gone I thought they were gone but I know foreign I’ll be right back I’m I’m in a cave right I built a little thing for myself something for me you’re supposed to be a paladin you’re supposed to protect the innocent I’m innocent I’m innocent Monday through Friday from 3 P.M to 9 00 am foreign They’re coming for me You spin me right round baby right round like a wrecker baby Blah blah we’re crying so damn loud [Applause] what’s happening just do what I did make a little cave for yourself and hide in it [ __ ] I took my water away I wonder where what are you doing hold on let me let me get out of this little thing I built

All right where are you you’re coming bye oh I’m really hungry how do I eat first what are you gonna eat I was just drinking some chocolate milk what I said ghost holy [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me talking mouth and where are you where are you where are you

Are you up or down you light up Hey light up where are you I don’t see where you are oh move move I can’t I’m putting on my medicine oh why didn’t you build a little Fortress yeah yes Can I be true I’ve been saved by the legendary power but I’m killing this Friendly Ghost ectoplasm ew gold do you want it I’ll give you it up Foreign stuff you ate it you’re JoJo fan what hey bro you gonna finish an ectoplasm hey bro you don’t finish rectoplasm for what I need water by the way I’m completely out once upon a time there was something called an ocean you know because somebody didn’t teach

Me how to purify water and thought that multiple flasks was a dumb idea so I need water Yes he leaves All right why Please oh my God I don’t want it you’re a liability you’re a liability you don’t teach me anything you don’t tell me how to do things you made me defend you what’s the point it’s a free [ __ ] yeah I I any any one of the kind viewers that have uh given that too Why aren’t you touching you’ve hardly eaten your ectoplasm you should take it why are you finishing your ectoplasm have a bite Finish your exoplasm It’s not jizz it’s ghosts foreign uh bird army or something yeah why are they here with us fighting They fight right yeah so why aren’t they here What do you mean what do they do those birds are not attack Birds they’ve lived a life of luxury but what wait so they don’t do anything they’re a part of my menagerie what do they do they live their best life in the care of me

I’m gonna kill them I’m gonna kill them all what better do any do anything they do lots of things they sit and they look beautiful a little cute mouse told me What What so you told me that you had Birds right and then you told me that the birds were like your little army and they don’t do anything listen just because we’re not at War doesn’t mean the Army stops existing well they don’t do anything Bro they do lots of things but they’re not they’re they weren’t trained to fight I will try them to fight if they can survive one round against me they may live what you can’t challenge my bird’s the Mortal Kombat be done where are you sub zyro I will begin challenging them

I can’t get up there it’s too big I already left what I went to our beds are Not the bed Come on again m is bait great love to see it let’s just make a map that just doesn’t do anything that’s really [ __ ] cool what the heck are you coming oh I’m coming at the beds Oh I’m so lost I’m so lost foreign where are you going oh they are all right take your bed and we’ll go back so don’t forget this it’s on the ground there for you I’ll give you pick it up nice what is it it’s ectoplasm I want that it’s yours take it

It’s yours don’t give me this it’s just ectoplasm is get in felt a lot faster in first person I think this is the way around where are we going someone said your ax and chess piece my brother in Christ yeah but why are you guys tell me that they’re about to break

I know they’re about to break but so what just let them break right or am I missing something where are we going we’re going back why uh I have to go in 15 minutes oh we can continue Minecraft next next adventure okay why you sound sad yes I could play Minecraft by myself

What now we’ll continue did you have fun yeah I had fun why why are you sound sad what what’s this sad why are you sad you say you sound sad don’t chat do you believe her I don’t know if chat believes you could just play Minecraft up by myself

It is a single play game yeah I have to go and do trash taste I have trash taste to do oh I see get out of my boat that’s very important to do your work did you take my boat no I didn’t tip my boat I just borrowed it so he lied

Oh the bird I’ll let you live what is this what is this noise what is this I’ll be back when are you gonna be back we’re gonna play Minecraft another day what if you never come back why would I never come back oh I play Minecraft with oh help me oh you’ve been playing Minecraft for literally anyone else on the server before you feel like with everyone

Not the same yeah why because I’m being chased by a bear yeah one second coming after me run run runs you’re going the wrong way come towards me I’ll kill him Is he still chasing you yes where are you stop moving climb up climb up climb to me Stop running that way stop run out the other way run the other way circle around I’m right behind you I can’t do it if you run away from me turn around you literally killed it I came over here for no reason see you didn’t even need me it’s a shine

I only killed him because you were here no it’s a sign that you don’t need me of course of course I need that’s why I’m going that’s why I’m leaving I believe all right I’m crafting away I don’t know what I’m just saying when I’m crafting away craft again who knows maybe tomorrow

Tomorrow maybe maybe maybe I gotta chat I gotta check my schedule but maybe that is tomorrow for me maybe maybe maybe means Maybe means yes no where’s my goddamn boat Where’s My Boat where is it oh boat person Tom who’s spinning what is oh it’s this thing this thing’s just spinning around

Where is my boat carrier I’m on my way captain bring the boat where the [ __ ] are you look look look look look look look look look look look look look all right nice you don’t need the bow right yeah I do why my legs are so tired you literally are a

Siren my body is so tired die from all the trolling any of your friends both why oh it’s so hard Minecraft I think what you should do is that you should legitimately now is there an ax that does like the the strip mining thing you should level that big thing in the

Way so that you can go from your base to the ocean in one go you should level that that thing in the way that’s what an American would do so I think we should do it you see what we can achieve if we play Minecraft together no I’m not doing it

It’s gonna take all day you can do it if we could play Minecraft together if only the world knew and understood the importance of French in Minecraft yeah yeah you get that this is what you were doing This is what a lot you were doing that looks like a very productive movement this is you and you’re like yeah I’m helping what do you yeah no I didn’t notice uh I didn’t notice any ow what the [ __ ] I’m trying to remind you that you have a

Backpack that I constructed on your back you know if I hit someone who is not holy they burn right I’m holy no I’m holy I got multiple holes in my body oh my Lord can’t be trusted why not that’s that’s an Unholy thing to say let’s find out if you burn

You want to hurt me let’s find out if you blind you insist you insist you’re holy right are you holy or not I’m horny so you should pass the test right I’ll put on my bed first what why oh yeah I should do that too just in case that’s a good point

Actually you’ve heard of me I was like what is this foreign oh I have dirty water pee pee water yeah the dog [ __ ] water how many [ __ ] things are in this class what thing Waters water okay wait hold on okay holy do it again why not again not while the duck is watching

I’m not gonna hit you anymore he’s literally staring at you I’m telling you to do it why it’s not just do he hit me no what the [ __ ] don’t wrap me after the dog the police just kidding I am the law takes the edge of my void sword no that’s sick

Whoa my health how much did I take nearly all of it holy [ __ ] never mind just kidding I I was left with one heart and I was full hey I am Holy I guess you know what that means what as a power then you have to protect

Me no no yeah I I think I already protected you yeah you’re gonna protect me as a power band I think I already did that stop drinking piss water Mountain dude no I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m [ __ ] I didn’t mean to bet oh for [ __ ] sake

Okay nice I’m just filling in my water I found my water sure I think I put this water in my vial all right what what birthday I put pissing water in there again God damn it it’s just like digging people I [ __ ] I [ __ ] up dude Jesse where are you we

Gotta cook foreign [Laughter] all right well I think I’ll save for now and we can continue another day I’m kind of you’re cutting out you’re cutting out you gotta get out tomorrow you’re cutting out I got a tomorrow baby tomorrow maybe yeah maybe yeah yeah maybe I’ll see I’ll see what I got

Going on yeah maybe we’ll see I’ll let you know I’ll message you have fun mining crafts without me I’ll be back okay no no that’s not sad I guess it’s okay don’t sound sad I guess it’s okay all right I’ll I’ll I’ll send all the viewers to you look at me

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