Ceseal – MINECRAFT DARKEST DUNGEON CUSTOM MAP!

Today we’re playing darkest dungeon in Minecraft you’re aware of the dangers by weight Universe legendary dungeon of Axolotl people in towns rarely talk about the shifting worlds and seemingly unending monsters that play waiting for another Adventurer to arrive you’re one of those adventurers looking for Treasure and possibly more as you enter

The dungeon you hear a voice echoing into the back of your mind approach and proceed into the next move uh I I maybe I prefer to go home okay let’s go oh the Iron Wall has run away let’s make a trap defeat for monster and prove yourself to

Move on Monster he’s small he still hit me but he’s small the door is now unlocked proceed easy oh is this a prize for me or is this a trap rooms of respite Grant your unique Boon that will help you in your adventure oh epic oh another room step onto the red platform

And I trust you last time I did what you said I had to fight a baby zombie okay fine once you have located the boss chamber and stepped into the red bricked platform you will be overrun with monsters which must overcome to prove yourself worth okay is that tonight or

Okay it’s not nice find the child defeat the plague in my dungeon return home a Hero II dungeon master that’s why I’ll do oh info board for budding adventurers there are three total item rooms in a generated dungeon you will start with a set of leather armor a stone sword a

Shield and some food clearing rooms will reward you with items like stronger swords tougher armor useful items and more you’ll also be given a stick in your inventory but if Throne will kill all mobs this is only for self-talk purposes what did they say at the start

If their exploits exploit them to your Arts content if there are any exploits feel free to use them to your heart’s content as long as you’re having fun huh now we can’t cheat maybe wait what’s this the massive inventory room I just get to take anything I want wait what

Happened activate this clears room immediately what does that mean reselect wait I just get to choose a superpower here I don’t know what this is looks funky doesn’t say what it is well whatever it may be uh I shall see what will happen let’s click this button oh it’s generating the dungeon replacing

Items one two three oh it’s time to go let’s see this map oh wait out of all this I have to find three rooms and I have to find a way to be efficient because some places here are difficult to get to okay okay I see I see let’s

Put on my armor anyway a pair of a sword a pair of a shield and wait which am I facing because if I go right I want to go forward or left I don’t want to go left no that doesn’t work right up let’s throw those little corner rooms if I do

You think I’ll go right whatever uh off we go off we go to fight for our lives no wait these are easy come on there’s only two baby zombies all over a rapid no I don’t know wherever it boxes are he’s fast they’re very fast wait what if

I lose all my armor how many hit points do I have uh this is the beginning cover Move time what oh this is an upgrade that’s massive that’s absolutely massive that’s amazing okay okay let’s keep it on where do I want to go I want to keep

Going this way now after seeing only baby zombies for all this time the giant zombies look giant van they’re not giant zombies for normal zombies wait can I just run back no no I’ve been scammed I thought I could kite them somehow but no okay I’m terrible look another upgrade

This is epic I’m just getting everything oh wait let’s see something oh yeah if I run out of food oh that’s actually dangerous wait if she poisons me I’m finished how do I kite the woods okay maybe like no okay I’ve poisoned her I’ve killed her but she’s poisoned me uh

I guess fair enough it’s 30 seconds I’m just going to lose all my health at this rate okay can’t die from Poison right no we can’t you can tough heart but that’s it okay we just have to wait a bit to plan how to get around this must wait

For HP to recover uh no but we’re upgrading quickly I’m just worried about the sword will it last it doesn’t have such so many uses hitbox is shown but it’s not what I wanted but it could be useful hitbox is hidden copied location to clipboard but this is not what I want

I’ll be honest I’m trying to get the the thing to show how many uses it has I guess we’re not finding it let’s get our health back here I wonder what can we do with XP it’s for like some enchantment table somewhere and we can actually

Upgrade I’ll be lit come on Hearts gave me back my health I need to go the dungeon doesn’t wait for anyone ah I I’m I’m really scared I’m gonna try the food I’ve used up already a third and we’ve barely done anything this is not good

Sir this is not good oh now I have to change direction okay okay this is the food situation is quite bad but no no no no no I’m going to die I’m actually going to die I’m going to die silverfish piss off of time is not time is does not

Help me wait if she has an instant damage potion I’m screwed no no I’ve lost to the witch damn it witch I knew it I knew it I should have it I was close I was close let’s see I I’m keep losing okay okay okay it’s for some more

Overpowered thing that I can use here diplomacy clears room immediately I don’t know how that works but to get out of jail free card this is actually quite good we have to think about it gives you one extra clear room drop oh I can get

More drops so I have two drops per room that could be useful spy glass reveals treasure and bathrooms on the map compass points towards the boss room let’s reveal the treasure rooms and the boss as well the information and we’ll be able to get something out of that

Let’s go oh there we go okay I see where the boss room is there’s one big boss room and then we’re fine okay that’s perfect so let’s get the treasure let’s see what can we get maybe we can get something epic very quickly and I’ll make the whole thing easier then there’s

Another boss from quite not Buster then there’s another uh I’m just MLG I’m avoiding her Pros like mad and he just she just oh she gets her own help yeah this way oh okay I spoke too soon the witch has left valver which has left no

Witch stay there you want to save her you like what come on no which if she has instant damage I’m finished she’s just I can’t go there I can’t go there oh wait I just shoot the system look at this look I’m just nope which back away

Back away which yeah buddy perfect and we get a fire charge I don’t want to fight oh no I went too far I’ve actually messed up okay we have to go back to this room so then we only go through one more room to get to the chest I wonder

What we’ll get maybe maybe there’s some epic stuff right there maybe we can get I don’t know a giant sword amazing armor okay one more room and I’ll get to the treasure so whatever is here you’re finished or maybe I’m finished where did you come from skeleton damn it

Damn it damn it and again I die I keep dying to the skeleton it came out of nowhere it wasn’t there okay okay all the information was useless okay what else let’s get more stuff maybe if we get double the armor we’ll be able to survive longer uh where is it extra box

Give you gives you one extra clear room draw okay let’s see maybe if we become richer that’ll be easier imagine programming this like imagine how you would do a random generation Minecraft and it would spawn stuff it’s kind of Epic oh I’m kiting them I’m kiting I never understood why it was called

Kiting uh but Victor used about the term 10 years ago and I heard him say it and to this day I use it so ah an ender pearl and what what else I get from this Rocky box hello are you going to give me anything okay I guess I only get one

Thing per room I might have been scammed my mind referral could be useful if I need to escape you know there’s a lot of space here the Ender 4 will help me move around I hate this I hate this this is my most hated Arrangement your moves

Have to be erratic so we can’t hit you look see I’m stealth of them why are they in the corner they are straight up camping and this switch is nice and complete I’m losing I’m losing I need food I need to regen oh they’re just hitting me yes the silver fish no the

Silverfish was helping me this ah now I get the extra box useless okay there’s no official was helping me he was actually fighting the witch which was meant let’s try again maybe we didn’t upgrade let’s maybe let’s get an upgrade here besides all blocks around you on

Fire but that’s always epic I’ll be the fire Master everything will be on fire this girl is on fire okay come on next that’s all blocks around you on fire careful not to set yourself on fire that is a good point currently on cooldown

Wait what was that so if I even touch it wait how does this work kill you oh there we go okay now it’s on cooldown let’s see the Smart View oh this is a weird map up down right I never know where to go in these yeah I’ll go like I

Know what I’ll do I’ll go okay I’m good oh okay killing one is the best idea because then I can kite silver one I have to stop jumping it’s not helping it’s not helping that was terrible for absolutely terrible performance on my Hellfire is not for generating but it’s

Fine it’s fine right it’s not nothing is to worry about oh I got a bow that’s actually epic let’s make them explode okay perfect not perfect if he hits me I’m done okay okay perfectly calculated perfectly calculated oh I have a shield I keep forgetting out

Of the shield and I have a potion of healing well that’s epic oh instant Health too that’s good I don’t have any arrows so for now the bow is useless I can get instant healing I have to eat the Hellfire is useless Hellfire is on cooldown and doesn’t help again we don’t

Have much food hold on to the next room we go oh this is easy I say as I run straight into the zombies kite kite I have to conserve my armor because it’s not like last time oh okay my Fireball has regenerated epic okay let’s go let’s

Go dying don’t looks easier it looks easier to navigate at Freddy’s yes yes yes we’re getting easy levels we’re getting lucky no watches no silverfish no skeletons none of that nonsense I wonder who will get Enderman imagine me put a whipper in here I don’t know

Whether it’s secure however but to do be interesting to see oh yes food yes perfect perfect I needed some pork chops I needed some food here which way do I want to go uh forward no right no left I want to do a straight line here nope

That’s what I wanted yes yes blow up the skeleton not me yeah but oh this is massive this is a massive upgrade okay we’re getting better this is epic it’s actually quite an epic map I’m actually this is actually fun let’s go okay and my hellfires regenerate so we can try

Using it now there’s only two of them that’s too easy okay I escaped that one I I did a combo and he didn’t mind you’re finished my guy okay you’re done and I have even more food okay okay this is perfect wait did I just get very

Unlucky in the first one with all the witches and all the skeletons and everything why is it not hitting for multiple why am I just hitting singles no use my distance yeah buddy oh okay cool gold is fine it’s it’s a bit weaker but it’s and doesn’t last that long but

It’s better than nothing okay let’s keep going oh silverfish I’m dying still a fish I cannot hit the silverfish okay okay now I have a silver Fisheries or like rats like for that you’re dead and what did you give me regen region is good which is good okay okay we’re still

Getting better this is I don’t like the skeleton I can never deal with the skeletons the skeletons suck I was meant to focus on one I’m stupid I’m kind of I guided the hell out of him he’s finished he’s finished he’s done and I get to

Move on we’ll go straight here and then we’ll go down ah one witch which old witch ah no hits no froze nothing I’m getting better I’m getting so much better and for that I get chainmail leggings let’s go leggings they say I’m they say leggings are for women but I

Disagree a great pair of leggings is is a man’s best friend oh for crying out loud no boys and spiders poison spiders no cue set them on fire no I set myself on fire what is happening who’s dying who’s dying here me or Ben wait I can’t

Get hit wait I can’t get hit okay it’s just poison it’s poison I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine eat eat eat yes perfect okay pause close I got lost there uh I’ll show you I am running late but I know what I’ll do once I’ll run out of

Food I have a region I guess that’s fine no right two right two no no way they I did like the fact that they lost the first time around kill it kill it kill kill no I’m going to lose no no no no no no damn it and if I keep trying

Eventually I’ll find a combination where I will win I think the information one where I knew where the boss was under the epic gamer loot that could actually be helpful you know okay one more try one more try let’s see let’s get it kills all skeletons no but I have to

Throw it I keep forgetting that it requires actually some skill from me which I don’t have this is an okay map it’s kind of square it’s kind of square okay let’s go this way this way we shall go ah silverfish maybe I should kill this okay okay maybe I should kill the

Swordfish before we killed me oh we’re doing a conga line Congo Congo Congo uh I can’t go line to my own death that’s a funny situation that’s right yeah this way oh wait is this is this the boss room this is a treasure room no this is

The boss room this is the boss room this is time for the epic battle I am as prepared as ever let’s go ah no I’ve made a mistake I hate the witch I hate the witch no okay I’m strifing I’m strafing I’m destroying I’m actually

Destroying no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay guess I’m not winning this today next time we’ll try again see you in the next episode