Chamber of Secrets – MINECRAFT WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY #12

It seems my concerns are coming true i fear dark times lie ahead but you know happiness will be found even in the darkest of times if only you remember to turn on the light forehead just turn on the light forehead for the rest of your time here at

Hogwarts i will also permit you to choose the pensive ah we can use the pensive now dumbledore wants us to do what i think complete what harry potter the story use the pencil wait we’ve got to open the chamber of secrets though yeah and then we’ve got a prisoner of

Azkaban and then we’ve got a the dragon this was just the first book and we’ve got to do the dragon the dragon cup i cannot find the toilets have you checked the bathroom can you refund a friendship it’s gotta be next to the great hall right because

I remember in episode one of the harry potter universe he goes oh let’s sneak out of the old because i want to go for a wii and then that’s when the troll comes i’m pretty sure i remember it just like it was yesterday penguin is sick i think he’s just sick like

In general what do you mean i got another snitch oh i just killed him who is he his name was [ __ ] johnny sony tony larudo johnny fingers is dead he had magical fingers yeah he he knew how to use them though mm-hmm she’s really good at sign language [Laughter] where’s moaning myrtle

She’s more than aren’t she i don’t wanna listen i should be able to hear her who’s gonna do it um he’s gonna pretend to be morning myrtle you’ve gotta do it in your voice that’s kind of actually kind of what she sounds like she does sound anime i found it here she is

To you duncan why is she called manning metal because she moans look at her oh yeah she’s a moana oh it’s more than that hey you gotta do the voice peeps upset me so much i came in here and tried to kill myself oh my god what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

Oh my god and of course i remember that i’m the time why did i call you moaning myrtle moaning myrtle that’s the least of it don’t you think i would what people say behind my back fat myrtle pimply ugly myrtle miserable pitiful myrtle how did you die oh it was dreadful it

Happened right in here i’d hidden because olive hornby was teasing me about my glasses the door was locked and i was crying and then i heard somebody come in they said something funny a different language i think it must have been anyway what really got me was that it was a boy speaking

So i unlocked the door to tell him to go and use his own toilet and then i i died thanks so much myrtle go in the old shall we thank you for the [ __ ] trigger [Laughter] is that what she said no i’m saying she should have had oh she

Should have yeah i came in here goodness money skeletons wizard card i got a famous witches and wizards i got rams the famous wizard are you guys a oh i skipped the whole speak to marital part oh no god damn it i gotta gain access to the hogwarts kitchens now apparently i’m

Not sure what that quest is about pretty big sewers for a castle there’s also no poop in them which is very peculiar curious like very curious teleport your poop and that’s what they used to do before toilets were invented apparently so they just built these sewers later on to waste

Space i thought they would they i’m pretty sure the sewers were built i’m sure while the castle wasn’t jk’s rollins she figured it out after she was just like you know what would be hilarious if they poopy did basically everything she said after writing the last book is idiotic

Idiot oh my god what are you talking about we’re [ __ ] on jk rowling’s grave every single thing she said is dom’s foot yeah everything she said we got a gillyweed potion do we think we need one no know i’m getting attacked by it spider boys do we need gillyweed let me know

Because i got ghillie weeds as well oh my gosh how come my bombardier maximized it and it didn’t care i did it i’ve embodied maxiumed it oh no oh yeah i’m drowning oh wait oh there’s an air pocket yeah there’s an air pocket above your bob it looks all right these kelpies

It hurt me oh the granules okay the greedy lois you look at you you little nerd you is this gonna be the direction you think i can’t wait duncan knows all this [ __ ] he’s like are these grilly bargains oh no they’re really poggings you know you can’t do it

Everything i can’t kill the rat a rat i’ll do it i’m happy to kill the rat it’s jimmy the rat he’s friends with benny the snitch or whatever his name was magic fingers benny benny and the snitch johnny magic fingers is that what you called him just ko’ing these idiots there’s a door

Here for the elohu samaras oh i can use that i guess hello fedoras bam did i die in real life oh my god i’m dying oh no that was bad the green spelled down then it’s got a snake above it you think it’s the one go away rat you’ve been a dick

Oh hold on no let’s watch him get attacked by this rat oh i’m trying to get the loot before he [ __ ] huge [ __ ] i’m gonna die oh yeah hogwarts is [ __ ] huge so how are you telling me that there’s only one woman’s toilets there’s more than one

Bathroom that’s just the one that the entrance is in uh i’m lost now where was i you can tp here probably dunk i mean apparate there’s a puzzle here i need to get speak to myrtle first so she’s taking me through this rodent screaming at me those are man drinks yes same thing

Rewrote lost i am trying to find you guys how far did you go are we over there okay hello mamamoors what a wonderful friend oh that’s where i died i found where i died guys good good i cubed it all right that’s a bad drinking me what does this thing do

[ __ ] off [ __ ] that’s the worst oh i got up pog oh there’s a ladder you jump up i was puzzling it i put the cube in a thing over here can you see me and behind you no oh yeah i play let me kill the mandrakes by hitting him with this big block

Yeah why can’t we just shoot the mandrakes in the head i do it boba do it oh no oh [ __ ] i did the wrong spell i can’t get past them oh what even with the block please why don’t you just go around literally yeah that’s too much effort

And the button doesn’t work anymore how do you actually get past them let me how did i get past them originally you teleport oh we can use the [ __ ] oh there’s a lever here oh it just opens this gate oh it’s very dark in here which one’s the illuminati

It’s already bright enough for you to see lumos yeah i don’t even bother with that which color is it oh it’s the very first one light blue i don’t think it’s something really christ exchanging spells is a [ __ ] pain in the ass isn’t it it is the worst like it takes me 30

Minutes to hear and when i do it i’m like this supposed sucks dick someone just went out that’s too bright it’s not it yeah too bright he’s nuts oh my god christ i can’t see i think i found the way out why who’s like do you think

They played this map like after they made it what do you think they did no they didn’t play at all that was it that that was it i’m dying i made it through the mace to my dead i found a dead end i think who’s here with me revs sword boys swordify swordify

Christ yo oh that’s gotta be something huh there’s a big like medallion on the wall we’ll wait until you guys see which way you guys went i don’t know where they [ __ ] are i have no idea how you guys find your way through this in like 30 seconds it’s enormous oh take the

Left did it ah this is the entrance this is it look at this someone’s got to cut their how did they get this in vanilla i don’t understand what dogs ow who’s this his face that’s pogchamp yeah because harry killed it already but we saw harry as a baby boy on the train

I know right pretty weird there’s time is shenanigans going on is that it did we defeat the basilisk we did it we did it so you want to get the fans you want to get the fang from him oh my god i got the real not fake sword of gryffindor ooh what

He gave it himself no let me just equip it real quick rav’s just quaking in his boots no you just got fancy sword shut the [ __ ] up you screen watcher i have fancy sword too i don’t have time i got fire acts all right i got the soda griffin fanciness

All right well [ __ ] locked your window oh no i knew he was either only we could teleport out using a map [ __ ] cotton box right so we’ve done we got all the spells now i’m i’m stuck in this i’m stuck in the water what does that mean what’s next i wonder

What’s let’s look at the quest book i want to apparate out but i can’t let me let’s see return to medunkus fletcher what was the quest for mundungus was it this game the fang i think so which sounds a little bit nefarious does it not like what does he need it for

He likes he likes trading in in like classified dangerous stuff maybe he wants to destroy horcrux who knows how nearly headless nick is here right i’m getting out of the chamber of secrets um he’s nearly headless yeah his head’s just hanging you know my god how’d they do that in minecraft

Did they do it in minecraft yeah i got i got him in the lego set and he just got ahead but i guess you can pull it off but then it is fully headless there’s no hinge needs a hinge Uh okay so we gotta go back to mung dungus uh do you remember where he was the girl’s lavender history right no that’s where he found him no is he what’s he’s probably um he’s probably at a number 12 grammar place marauders map i accidentally did the

Apparate spell and i thought i was haunted because i couldn’t move and i was scared if you’re wondering where peter’s he’s an azkaban he’s in the first tried to cast a forbidden spell he said willy and largo and they were like wow wow did you can’t do that

Oh my god you can’t you can’t do willy and largo just like that’s forbidden magic you need to get your train professional to do that for you yeah yeah all right i’ve got the bacillus 2 for mundungus thank you for the 400 buckaroonies hell yeah that’s pretty cheap for a basis fang i’d

Say right what’s next hang advertisements oh yeah let’s get that one i don’t know where we’re supposed to hang them but it’s in in hogwarts right is it in all courts overwatch ogwatt school for witchcraft a wizardry huggy hogwarts oh i found one i hanged up oh where did

You put it uh i’ve just found this uh what does it look like noticeboard looks like this all right so i guess it could just be anywhere or is it the school is massive so yeah it could take forever why say we hunkered down and we get these tasks done

I hung a flyer how do you hang the flyers i found a notice board get close to it press f on it and pay your respects hey look the kitchens i found another one in the kitchens oh my god you’re on a [ __ ] road what area are you in

There’s like a back hallway i found the kitchen’s guys i’m gonna read the all the kitchen house elves are here if you find any pumpkin pie hit me up oh i found one oh i found some pumpkin pie but i need one more i love pumpkin pie

Kitchen raid gain access to the hogwarts kitchens i’m clearly done i’m what are you burning here in this massive fire looks like a dragon egg or something dolphin has no master dobby is a free elf return to zonko and hogsmeade what is this okay so dobby is

Not dead so it’s before voldemort died sure oh no don’t even remind me that he thought i forgot that was like the worst thing he gets [ __ ] shanked yeah he does not even like a real magical death he just gets [ __ ] stabbed we’ve got all that we’ve done all the

Things i’m still looking for them yeah i’ve hung them up oh [ __ ] then well that’s a waste of time on it all right snowman time i gotta go back to fred and george weasley where are they i’ve i think i think i’ve still got the quest to do

These i gotta put up signs for uh the frog choir did you guys do that one uh i don’t know if i did that one done one thing yeah frog choir yeah do you to see the frog corner then you rage i would pay money in real life to see the frog choir

They need a carrot two stones and two twigs okay that’s what he’s after you’ve got any carrots left i could probably get them from the kitchen i found a stick nice where are we gonna get a carrot from the carrot shop i’ll take you to the carrot shop

Okay i bought it i’m bored of this for choir malarkey what else have i got on my old list quests i’m going to see if i can find friend george i think they’re probably i saw them at school are they at the borough or they at school

Ah is it luna what do we need rav’s two sticks uh you got one stick so we need one stick two stones and a carrot what even does this stone look can i just steal it from another snowman this one’s got a droopy carrot oh my god what happened to him

I’m already there I need to reset my quest duncan why because you picked up a new one oh sorry i found luna’s house i’m going in where are these near the borough i flew there on my broom so the stick was like i’ve earned a stick okay good tree i found a stone

What where was the stone at it was legit just like a tiny little shitty pebble and amongst a million bits of snow oh my god we gotta find some nargles oh those are cute that exists no you just don’t believe [Laughter] i believe winner i got suspect spectral

Specs oh man i’m going to look so badass in these i’m looking for stones jeez brother carrot what was this the carrot it was sitting on a wall um that is ridiculous it’s just city on a wall yeah that’s where i often leave my carrots nice tasty snack for later

The wall carrot okay how do i make a wall carrot oh it looks [ __ ] fantastic wraps where’s this last pebble at i don’t know i can’t believe we’re literally searching for a [ __ ] pebble on the ground and amongst a million bits of snow i gotta find the

Windmill again why can’t i say when guardian leviosa or [ __ ] you yeah we didn’t learn that spell accio come oh my god raps that would be a good spell to learn though yeah i really want to ask but i [ __ ] hate jk rowling i don’t

Want to speak to her but i do want to know what the canon answer for accio comes would it work what would happen if i said akio come does it i mean there’s a traditional way that you can do it doesn’t involve magic no i know but what’s the magic version do

Oh my god we might just explode your balls yeah yeah i want to know does it rip your balls off does it come out properly what’s going on when it comes out is it floating how much of it is there when you do it too

I don’t want to know it just sprays out the wand oh my god what does he want to find in this windmill i’ve looked all over the goddamn place for this pebble ah it’s driving me [ __ ] crazy bubba i’m doing funko this you guys are looking for snowman

Yeah we are i think we should leave this last people for duncan um imagine nam right i feel like at this point we can’t give up because i got so far this sunk cost fallacy i can’t i’m not i’m not going up on this quest

If this is if this is me for three hours all right well if it’s not even in hogsmeade what have you got going somewhere else to find it imagine we’ve gotta go kill something and get it the rock monster yeah do you see anything no it’s because there’s such figures now goals right

We shall find them one day a gift 150 bucks nice that’s it okay here’s the snowman mm-hmm so we’re gonna come and help you guys the pebble you find out i found it raps i’m not going to keep my take my eyes off of it just in case i forget okay hello

I don’t even know how i found it it’s here [ __ ] right off right look at this look at this you don’t see the outline until you’re near it yep okay so i’m hopping around like where the [ __ ] is this thing you know i mean it’s so easy to miss that ridiculous [ __ ] this snowman this better

Be the best snowman we’ve ever seen in our lives oh my god oh it’s pretty good it’s kind of cute but also [ __ ] this guy 75 quid i’ll [ __ ] stab you and guess what he’ll have to pay for it if you run fast enough [Laughter] no this is this

Do they have insurance and wizards this is scotland yeah actually we are in school it’s just free right i don’t remember them saying anything about paying for like paying for stuff like hospital visits