Hello hello hello see you back hi everyone hi everyone hi everyone no stream is not over do not leave lobby like i will personally freaking change to the floor oh thank you wait wait wait max Oh my god your name is president of the press i thought your name was president herpes i don’t know what and i got really excited i was like oh how dare you how dare you i do not forget no i’m sorry hi everyone hi I want to evaluate my existence That’s pretty embarrassing you guys are misspelling cook it’s c-o-o-k not c-u-c-k oh man guys you’re so clumsy this isn’t this isn’t this isn’t a beach this is a A man who smells like wood you know like a man who smells like wood and freaking onion Oh thank you president herpes thank you thank you thank you dude i love the smell of wood you like you ever go to a home depot and you go ah you guys don’t like the smart drive love the smell of cut wood it’s so good I also love the smell of bleach it’s so bad i know i should but every time my mom cleans the bathroom i kind of i sneak in there and sniff is that weird she be clean in the back you guys don’t like the smell of bleach It smells like a it smells like like a pool it’s wait is it bad it smells like a pool it smells clean This is not a fluid recorder i thought i actually i learned about something scientific uh last night do you guys believe in science do you guys believe in science do you perhaps believe in science please let me know i found out i found out that light bulbs are hot last night And i would like to give this information to the scientific board i would like to apply for my bill 9 award i found out that light bulbs are indeed hot and you do not touch them i have a lamp on mine on my nightstand table and i was falling Asleep and i left it on and i tried to turn it off in my sleep and i like fisted the freaking bulb like i grabbed it like it was a grapefruit and i i thought they were warm okay i thought they were warm i didn’t know they were hot there is a difference There’s a difference okay okay okay i also i got a new slime yesterday and i ate some of it don’t do that if you are a person don’t do that it is a pink lemonade scented why don’t you wait hold up you wanna hear some asmr electricity runs through a tungsten Filament housed inside a glass sphere because the filament is so thin it offers a good bit of resistance to the electrode i don’t care i don’t care shut up build my i don’t care about the lore of the light bulb i care about the scientific facts Light bulb hot hot hurt hand where’s my award bill nye bill nye i know you’re here i know you’re what else i i also discovered what else did i discover i don’t think i know anything else about the world i’ll be honest okay thank you So much king thank you so much here just for you king hold up i don’t know if you could hurt it but i did an extra squish for you i i learned that uh snails they get uh they die in the sun that was like i Think that’s the day my innocence died i had a pet snail i had like 20 pet snails that i stole from my garden and i named them all sally they’re all the more named sally and i hid them behind a dumpster and then i would make them like race up my arm i Know i feel the animal i felt the animal i’d have them race up my arm and leave the stinky stink on my arm oh we’re dying thank you so much dying thank you but anyways i left them behind the garbage they died they became crusty and crunchy and they die The sunlight killed them i killed an entire family turbo origins i killed an entire family of Did sizes eat them i didn’t know you could eat snails okay because it’s not that weird when you think about it people eat oysters which are like kind of like water snails kinda so it’s really not that weird in my opinion i would never do Why are you guys being so nice to me what did i do what did i do oh my god thank you thank you oh dark shadow my name is dark shadow the hedgehog maria maria bro you know what i’m mildly annoyed about you know what i’m mildly annoyed about i Posted a tick tock right with a tick tock audio and it’s from steven universe and there’s people in the comments saying oh that’s that’s her real voice that’s her real voice that’s her real voice it’s a tick-tock audio you idiots first of all i’m not british i’m not british yet i’m not That’s it i’m playing the audio let me show you what they thought was my real name real voice hold up let me show you chat let me find it hold up they thought this was my real voice even there’s one more thing i had to mention what is it i love you bye Oh first of all that is a celebrity you think i’m a celebrity you think i’m a snow you think i’m british every day you disappoint me and you know what’s even worse you know what’s even worse there’s someone in the replies telling people it’s like Wait let me see i responded to them like um it’s not my real voice let me see if they got back they just said i’m wrong No they said they’re wrong not me sir i read what they wrote freaking we love them we love an apologetic african royal adversary i don’t know what they go by oh my god i was gonna say king oh my god no i’m gonna be honest my uh I know you listen chad i know you want my voice to be all the way down there all the way down here but it is not what you don’t think women actually sound like pre-pubescent victorian children what the immersion the immersion it’s good anyways we’re playing minecraft I like to say i live on the fine line the little fine line of immersion and being a nuisance that’s just annoying you know i gotta keep you guessing i gotta keep you guessing you can’t know what can i be honest chat i found another scumbag role playing as me and sfw and Guess what guess what happened again guess what happened again they gave me a peen why does every nsf doesn’t even roll players if you give me How are you Hey usually you see this uh all right guys chat let me show you how stuff hey hey youtube what’s up i mean not that i was looking forward to seeing you here but you see this reddit reddit gold user you see this reddit gold youtube you Know a person like me with this amount of power this amount of power over society i am nothing more than the joker baby wait seoul thank you so much for the raid so for some reason my rates were broken yesterday welcome raiders how was your stream how was your stream I want to respond to a message but we have raiders and they can’t be weird right now i’m sorry i’ll respond later everyone remind me later to respond to the 8-incher comment remind me remind me in like 10 minutes i’ll do it after the raiders are i are comfortable with my weirdness We can’t do it now what happened no he’s okay he went on a walk uh he stepped on like like a burr or something and he won’t let us get it out he’s very he’s very uh anxious when it comes to getting hurt so we’re waiting for him to Calm down we’re gonna try and get it out he’s okay he says a little wimp other know he didn’t first of all he’s not step on a bird he’s eaten numerous birds before i already see that donald message i already see it i already see it I already see it come on bring it on c9 come on come on welcome raiders did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding vaporeon is the most compatible pokemon for humans not only are they in the field egg group which is mostly comprised of mammals Vaporeon are an average of three oaths thank you so much c9 thank you thank you i first of all i do some for pokemon i i have dude the first fanfiction i ever read was a oh i don’t know if i should say that no that i’ve read two i there are two Fanfictions that made me screwed up and and one of them was uh my little pony fanfiction and the other one stop okay i’ll stop i’ll stop don’t worry don’t wait they’re not they’re not like uh sexual or anything they’re just like they’re cringy i haven’t screwed up since birth one First of all i listen can i be honest chad i need your opinion on something how many of you guys have larped this pokemon and eating grass please let me know in the in the comments see i’ve eaten grass raiders chibi is cringe what is cringe about asking the homies If they love pokemon and eat grass you ate a bug all right that’s that’s valid so i would larp as poke i’m talking about when i was a kid not like yesterday idiots i meant as a kid why do you assume like it was like yesterday why Okay so basically i used to role play with this kid named mason shout out to mason wherever he is he was landful no i was i don’t remember we were both shaymin and we would eat grass together and i remember one time i started larping pokemon with a different with a Girl and he he literally tried to like fight her we’re gonna say i checked i checked the i checked the best men what can i say i was in second grade and i would eat grass and can i be honest a part of me longs to do it again Do girls poop um tattoo girl’s poop can we can i call can i call friends i actually don’t know that is a lifelong question i’ve been wondering no no give me the poll we need to start using our polls more professionally and i think this is a good start do girls poop We need to do we need this just we need this political answer this will decide the fate of society was that a girl was that a grand mommy mouse are you a girl dude dude shark are they shard was that a girl Sorry smile on bleach again my dick is uncomfortably right I don’t understand why you guys don’t like smell i almost said drinking never mind and it’s smelling bleach don’t smell it don’t like actively smell it but like when my mom cleans a room and she always uses bleach and like vinegar and stuff like that so like it smells good smell good It’s like a seasoned countertop you know it’s like she puts it on like um on the toilet good yeah dude uh freaking basement smell good if you smell like olives or rather olives taste like they taste like basement you know No i’m not korean why i um oh but basically basically i wanna i wanna talk to that one person who said i said i was annoyed that freaking listen you can replace my character you can get nsfwr or whatever i don’t really care just keep it away from meeks and he’s me Uncomfortable it’s the internet it’s the internet you know what i mean it’s like it’s like telling chat not to freaking forget to touch their shrimp to freaking hatch okay like i can’t stop them i can’t stop them but but when i make a why i know i do make jokes About having a pee pee okay i make jokes about having a pee pee sure but when i make jokes about having a pee pee I know i say it’s big why do the real players make it small why i’ve seen two role play accounts and they’re always it’s it’s always by the way chibi i stole your nft and i’m using it as my avatar on discord thanks for that right click stop save okay I’m gonna show you my my monkey picture and you’re not gonna screenshot it i’m gonna show it to you so you know to avoid it okay i’m gonna this is purely to show you guys to avoid it okay no screenshotting right now okay oh sorry i shrunk i got nervous it’s cold okay No no no screenshotting no no for this i just saw my anime pose bro oh yay chibi what was that about that eight inch comment sharpen What kind of music you want to listen to what kind of music because we’re playing minecraft and i like to play music in the background among us among us no hold up let’s see what’s in my recommended ah does sonic me i’ve been listening to sonic music oh Okay are there any pokemon nerds in chat who has the best uh legendary battlefield i like uh uh one more time i swear to god thank you okay what is the best theme song dude i i forgot i personally like the music from uh what is it called ah Freaking uh mystery dungeon uh skydiving The veggies ah yeah i was listening to glitch cities music i like it isn’t my recommended it is bro look i was listening to this one No more i have to cook you i have to cook you do you see that stop stop we’re going to listen to music okay okay now you aren’t scammed don’t worry here also i was watching two cosplay among us before stream that’s why i was almost Late all right do not bully me i was almost late because i was watching even though i saw the video live on stream i had to rewatch it i’m you’re not scammed hold up ignore that annoying person hold up Okay don’t buy anymore let me play the one you paid for stop let me stop let me pay let me play the one you paid for stop i have to wait 10 seconds after every redeem Five right now just You don’t understand i have to wait 15 seconds after every single one you play i have to wait i have to wait 58 seconds let me play the one let me play it where is it bro where is it it’s the coffin one realistic shut up boom monkey I have to wait 15 seconds i have to wait how am i toxic Okay why isn’t it playing why is this We’re going to capitalize on baby that’s right that’s right wow My friend just got down I didn’t realize this song was nsfw i really never knew that it was and uh one day chad told me that it’s a no-no song it’s a bad song i thought it was just an upbeat like happy song you know yeah it’s about like backing it up i Don’t know but here i will listen to listen to good old faithful do not do it booze do not do it We i’m very talented at minecraft you are listening to pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of the sky music yeah robbing lovely rsv from oh i love frogging that’s a funny word yes i love uh i love that that was one of the first uh pokemon games i really got into Besides platinum and uh silver okay so as we all know please shut up with the freaking trombo let me show you okay so as you all know i’m very good at minecraft and we can tell by my last [ __ ] audio made me think someone just Knocked on my window and gave me a heart attack so as we as we can see by my past world names i’m very good at minecraft and i have i have never broken down emotionally i’ve never broken down emotionally never never never so i today today’s goal like look at all Those names like oh ignore that ignore it ignore ignore ignore it’s good i’m good at this game okay so i’m very good at this game and i’ve played it since i was 11 years old and it is race streams that took me over 10 years I don’t even have a chance to sleep i i don’t even have a chance i just i it’s just my stream and says Okay okay dude you know i’m wearing a jacket i’m wearing like a crop top jacket yes i’m in the same clothes yesterday i slept in them soon stop crushing my balls please i’m not talking about my jacket it’s got finger slits on it it’s like gamer gloves it’s Got it’s got built-in gamer gloves with like a thumb hole i’m so freaking cool it’s so close damn chibi so we are both stinky and gay according to you well okay then where the homies at time for our passionate tongue tango chibi-dokie love tom tingle Oh my god please stop stop please i i i oh my god i checked now now is the time now’s the time you chat today you get but i don’t think we should do hardcore because i’ll die and then i’ll get depressed hello from france No no hardcore mind percy we be honest you really want me to do hardcore be honest be honest be honest with me chad no bowser daddy oh my god bro i okay okay once again i need i’m gonna tell you something and you have to promise not to make fun of me okay Okay you need to promise not to make fun of me name the world chimadi i have a bowser plush and i sleep with it every night okay and you you agree you won’t make fun of me i also have princess peach individually stop stop stop no kw no megaloof shut You know up weird a lot of people think my dancing is like uh an animation but i like i’m actually doing it in real life i’m assuming you’re laughing at chat yeah pathetic little sneaky chat stinky little chat never washes their taint eat some mcchicken with a with a fork and a knife Just for me shut up well i the mcchicken is kind of not even that good it’s my birthday today chibi you know what that means chat throw things at her my dick is uncomfortably arranged is today christianity’s balls they stopped You’re making me do this you’re making me do this chat you’re making me do it Did you stop throwing did you stop thank you yeah Yeah mighty’s always nice to crush chibi’s balls i just hit ctrl z ctrl z thank you thank you i’ll play with my nose real quick wait you sleep with a bowser plushy now i’m off to take a nap with my anime body pillow yeah but it’s freaking it’s so crusty it Stands up on its own and if you leave it if you stand with it alone in the dark you can you swear to god you can hear it whimpering and beg for help like you swear to god you stand alone with it and you hear it crying out for any sort of God to take it out of the darkness my dad uh he freezes go gertz and then they’re like popsicles i have a cheating cancer yes i haven’t seen him yet okay what do we name it we’re not doing timothy no timothy no timothy I don’t want to think about it supposedly for real plushies are the bomb yeah i use only plushies for headquarters my my sister got me are you know there’s like bread dogs the bread dogs they’re like little dogs that are made out of bread and they’re like And they’re like super squishy my dog got me one of a melon bread and uh i sleep i use it as a pillow every night and he is so like inverted he’s like he looks like he looks like he’s a bull i i’ve crushed him with my large enormous head every night Thank you everyone close your ears just to say uh this is a sound nft gurg your ears may stay open that’s for bird no one else listen to it all right all right all right stop calling me big head shut up all right we got a name okay so i listen listen Bowling bro shut up oh you can open your ears now you can open your ears you can you can nope stinky tv okay let’s see let’s see let’s make it about chat then if we want to do that let’s make it by chance let’s see no crunchy boring no crunchy board Name it greg yeah oh my god it’s all tangled oh my god bro i want to do would you guys want to watch a vr chat stream where i just like talk and stuff i’m going to be honest i’m wanting to do a vr chat Stream ever since i got a new pc oh and i’m dying but i get very nervous because i feel like you guys wouldn’t like it wow wow oh hi honestly i honestly ought to see these no never mind this is Who said you could talk to other women who should you eat you could talk to other women My dick is uncomfortably arranged what is that a village wait oh chad all right champ you want you are the pumpkin remember this is you wait why does he look like he looks he looks he looks so fashionable why does he look different so fashionable Shut your mouth shut your mouth Use the world use the world seat to tell me where diamonds are okay we have auto jump on you’re listen you’re a pumpkin because because bread right can you eat a bread in the chat with me bro i’m gonna be honest i kind of missed minecraft who’s stop The screen is not well placed uh it’s as best as it can be let me show you here i can do that instead if you’d like because here’s the problem make sure you light zoomed in a little bit it is it is it is the wrong size It is the wrong size and i am incompetent in the art of of of changing it so instead we must zoom in there may go that’s a little better i what is this in a i’m not going to kill the child you are a dream Oh is it your mom am i being beaten by a minecraft kid is this one is this student’s fortnite all over again yeah bro one run idiot looks like sizing windows isn’t the only thing you are incompetent at you know you could have said you could have said the size of my window Isn’t good enough like my size is in other areas but yeah you hadn’t thought that you went to the u your joke was sub card that’s right sub part b minus b minus getting her ankles broken by a child shut up i i killed him who who killed him i did I did no you oh cow okay we’re gonna kill these cows and go mine [Applause] Sorry guys that really scared me i’m so scared Okay we’re gonna make a sword and kill all these guys all right chad you’re with me the world is just on fire am i am i you blink upon look at this do you see this am i a blight upon minecraft be honest be honest You killed a child amazing that is why you’re the best chibi thank you All right we’re gonna kill these guys get some food some snacks over eats over These the music a lot in um uh middle school and i like to actually do it on streams it’s good vibes good vibes i do i don’t have enough room to move my mouse i don’t know if you’re here keep slamming it we are looking for a nice biome to live in This biome sucks it’s a lion king biome i’m gonna be honest with you lion king it’s not even that good i mean it’s good but like i’ve seen it so many times just like frozen oh granny i’ve seen it so many times i’m kind of over it Look chad i have a texture pack let me show you champ before i show you what is the ugliest wood in minecraft what is the ugliest wooden minecraft what is it and why is it birch it works right mine mushy wood it is pink now it’s pink now like me Oh i kind of know right here look there at croppers in chat huh huh i got pink hair these things got pink hair we are one of the same yes dark uh dark oak is the best i thought this is the flower for it it’s a frog chad do you see this Look it’s so scary it’s so pretty okay we’re gonna live i really do like this area right here down here so i think i would like to make a base right here so first we must get but also like there’s another surprise let me show you another surprise It’s got a busy it’s pink pink wood pink it’s kind of purple but i’ll take it i’ll take it i’ll take it you know we cannot bed we cannot we cannot make [Applause] it’s a bushy paint yes where are you somewhere to make a pickaxe Oh no i put stuff in my chair i don’t know if you’ve heard that thump forget stuff uh this whole time i’m so sorry wait hold up let me rebind my keys real quick i haven’t played minecraft in so long one second well hold up it’s because oh this is a separate model Let me double check that uh nothing happens when i click it yup i’m no longer depressed but hi brother man welcome back lemon it’s been a while hi okay everyone say okay hi man okay hi mummy I am no longer depressed i have i have i have eaten a mozzarella stick last night and my depression is gone it’s so good oh stone age dude can i can i give you guys a little spoiler honestly are you still here it’s okay if you’re not i just uh Odyssey is my friend i wanna i wanna tell her something basically uh odyssey has helped me make a song for my reading probably next month i’m so excited it may or may not be here to be yay Yes i did the video marinara oh you are still here yes you’re trapped obviously you may never be you may never leave odyssey I love you me uh if you guys love europe uh hold up let me do this with you how do i spell your name obviously i love you so much but i can never spell your your name this spell ring yes go uh go check out odyssey she uh Literally if you have listened to eurobeat you’ve absolutely heard her music before uh i’ve listened to her stuff like since i was like a kid and she’s so sweet so please us go i send some love do not call her on this spot she is a beautiful a beautiful person and she Deserves respect believe me instead not bully odyssey okay oh wait i don’t have enough oh yes i do [Applause] why can’t you hear me can you know hello hello you might be muted on uh urine because uh lbs is picking me up i’m not muted bro i’m just letting you know people who Bake uh fate like uh meal concerns will be blocked so do not do that it’s not nice i will try to get some pink ones [Applause] Hold up we gotta go put our bed down really feet your toes more chat would you still love me if i said that he’s up nine to six at half time i don’t know what that means i a bengal is a type of of a chip or frito-lay i Think that’s thank you so much um would you still love me if i was actually not in defeat would you still love me did you still love me ah see now you’re gonna get banned bro i’m sorry bro i just told you not to jokingly say muted and and you get bach now Bye-bye bengals a tiger really i did not know there were more than one type of tiger like when i think of a tiger i think i’m looking at like a brown oh like an orange one like an orange one you know you know no i do not like the i do not um I cannot disclose information to you guys because i will be bullied we already know i sent for bowser and there’s enough information for me to have be bullied and forever so put the music up you want to dance Oh my dog is joining me i don’t know if you can hear me said my name is doggy donkey and i i i ate a chicken like for dinner last night um so good okay okay All right here’s our plan we are going to go mining chat we’re going to go mining okay okay understand understand stop looking at me stop stop stop yeah yeah i listen unlike you scumbags i’m not a clopper i’m not okay a farm animal gives me the the wink you know me I’m not gonna i’m not gonna slide in the dms i’m like you scumbags you’re scumbag no no no just because you fought you say discord is hot once and suddenly suddenly everyone’s out to get you everyone said my dad heard that by the way i heard him close the door Okay you’re coming with me oh wait we gotta make some food why yes i’m hungry hungry let’s make this one yay i did not laugh apparently people on twitter think i am british they think i’m a stuff who was i mean i cannot help but sense that i have made a mistake I cannot help but sense that i have made a mistake i feel as if i should not be here look at this call hold up i’m going to get this caller with me stop it took me like a month to get used to that and i haven’t played this in a month and Now every time i hear a creeper i’m just not even gonna i’m not even gonna react i’m not even gonna i think i scared myself there i think i heard my mom outside for some reason i thought that was like an evil monster okay i’m going back home Go when you idiot go in no break it break it break it where’s my pickaxe uh shut up how did that kill me how did that kill me i was like 10 feet away oh my god i’m only going back to the coal give me your clothes Every time she dies throw something at her that’s one on the board let her all right all right we’re changing the music because i’m afraid of mr nintendo stealing my testies so we’re gonna what kind of music should you listen to you want you want some nice jazz what do you want What do you want to listen ooh pass have you guys ever do you guys know who tash’s tax i don’t know how to see his name here’s some of my favorite music i’ve ever heard We are not your child i just met you i just met you it’s just me have you sort of tested some of my favorite music i’ve ever heard huh My music taste kind of sucks though so do not take it do not take it by heart i know i know it’s it’s silly music but it’s good it’s good spa music Is really Not okay now it’s time to go mining i check you’re gonna stay home okay you’re gonna see him and guard us okay You’re going to stay and protect the home would you want to come with okay we need to decide are you saying are you coming with chat you get the pace you want to stay or come with me Okay you know what i’m gonna take one shut your stupid mouth i’m gonna take one and one stinks equilibrium equilibrium and now we go Oh my god that was close oh my god oh my gosh why did you tell me thinking that was bad why did you tell him i love this song why don’t you tell me i’m getting abby i’m coming home i’m coming i got scared chad i came back i got scared hi guys We need oh let’s get a shield before we go [Applause] oh why don’t you tell me not to think straight down chat honestly i thought i thought you were better than this i thought you were pros at minecraft really chat i think you’ve never even played this game it’s so indies It’s indie chat you’ve never even freaking heard of it Okay so what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna look for yes hello hello hello hello hello [Applause] why did they pick up chad was that you well they less better all right now we hold up do we have okay what level should iron spawn on what level do iron spawn on Like uh like towards the top right any level okay would that kill me if i jumped out would that kill me it didn’t kill me oh no i thought it would hmm this game’s easy oh wait is that a fish where’s that lava hold up investigate investigate there’s a lava underwater um Scientifically that is impossible how he’s gonna lava underwater wiggles girl wow My head is above the water my head is above the water do you hear this oh yes yes hello chibi what’s your favorite scary movie a quarter line although i personally think it’s more creepy than scary but i love quran the rates higher rivers of lavas to form that can flow Across the sea floor these rivers can fill low areas in the sea floor and form lava ponds with very flat surfaces goodness ratio plus plus your bloomer press it in that left now let me go get my stuff by the way my head was above the water when i Quote unquote drowned quote unquote drowned my head was above the water that is absolutely freaking boy you see it’s it’s wrong incorrect austin [Applause] okay i think it’s about the speed of night i think it’s about to be night time no what’s getting there all right We are going to go mine we’re gonna stay up top we’re gonna let’s look for a cave hold up we’re going to look for a cave and get some iron make it still normally good to go are my coal’s still there oh oh thank you thank you thank you Normally my chat will be like oh hey you drop diamonds in the water and then i’ll spend 10 minutes looking for said diamonds and they’ll just be like diamond these nuts at like the last minute freaking minute scumbags sorry gb i just got back from watching The new screen and i just had to do the famous phone call i’ve never seen a stream with you before all i know is that he he uh goes face from dead by daily could could take me on a date that’s that’s all i know I i i i know nothing about him uh except he is he is cute was it good mom was it good dude coraline is freaking so good if you like scary creepy stuff please watch coraline it’s so good it’s about it’s a stop motion as well Oh yes we’re looking for a cave jack when you see a mountain bushy i want to see [ __ ] in the chat what it sounds hello This doesn’t count don’t say busy that doesn’t count it didn’t have anything in it wait so okay tell me tell me scream he calls people and he’d be like hey yo bro what you doing what you wearing and then he uh knee he kills him i have a Question scream is just a normal dude he’s not even buff or anything how come people don’t send him off why don’t they just like push him down a flight of stairs like why don’t they do that why don’t they do that or like i don’t know superman melton and gummy in his coffee A piece of plot armor okay that makes sense because i know nothing about horror but i found out jesus and it’s like a god like he’s so powerful he’s like the embodiment of like evil or something like at least that has a cop out like he’s super strong right And michael myers bro i know so many people request from michael myers k-pop i i like k-pop but uh i don’t say i listen to it very much do literally literally give ghostface a freaking uh laxative give them a light dude what you should do if like if you don’t know who the Killer is and you think it’s one of your friends just like put like a laxative in like a plate on a plate of cookies and whoever whoever like misses like the the fortnight game night because they’re on the toilet that yes see that means that’s their ghost face shadow by a jog Hell yes it was it was almost as good as the original which doesn’t happen too often with sequels or remakes that’s amazing spotted i’m so glad maybe i should check it out was it scary because personally movies are very difficult to be scary they’re too on the nose you know what i mean Like jump scares and stuff we have already been here no it happened jump scares are not scary they’re startling because Thank you thank you so Here’s my skin i made it myself a long time ago um let’s go home let’s go home i don’t think we’re gonna find any iron iron was that a white horse you like my skin thank you oh it’s it’s oh no chat it’s emo now we need to Listen to the emo music i’m sorry i don’t make the rules I wasn’t much of a fan at first but k-pop ain’t so bad now that you mention it now k-pop these nuts in your mouth ha are you kidding me He can put my [ __ ] I will but it keeps us Busy boys It is a little bit of jump scares the best part was the mystery in it which slasher films all the perfumes and looking up why did you see me teleport i like teleported for a second um [Applause] pretend i’m eating the lotion that bath and body works and you want to flirt With me okay [Applause] my dick is uncomfortably right i got one hey girl are you a sock because i want to come in you hey are you from the geographical region in the netherlands called holland because you can holland to these nuts you’re supposed to make the girl wanna Date you not freaking not literally pushing the wood chipper what are you doing chad you’re failing you’re failing come on come on you gotta be like hey baby hey baby you want to hold my mouth you smell different when you’re awake sneeze wink i am i am mildly concerned for this for The future of your bloodline chat if there ever will be a continuation i like this song lost which country is your favorite mine is kenya can you suck on these nuts i think you should not what kind of nut i you should come a tree hey girl i’m Kinda having a dry spell what say we go to your place and do a rain dance together bro that wouldn’t work on girls like me because i’d bring a copy of just dance and i’d be like bet let’s go let’s go oh i’m back hello chad Hello sorry i’m sitting off of my chair hi chad so chad i’m going to be honest i’m going to be honest if you said those pickup lines to me i would deny you i would not take you on a date where would you take me on a date where Would be where would be your first date okay i’m trying to change then i thought you said a dental office first of all not british wendy’s behind a dumpster a beach with a sunset can i be honest i think that’s too forward for a first Date a first day should be like a movie or something something casual where you can just hang out and see if you like each other i hate romance oh my god like i’ll be up until 4am reading like um like fan fiction about like which is Like lovey and cute but god forbid a man tries to hold my hand and call me beautiful i’m a freaking puke on the carpet no my romance my ideal romance is playing mario party together eating food and watching movies I don’t i don’t know what makes me very uncomfortable i don’t know why i wish i didn’t honestly i wish i liked romance i wish i did but i don’t i like that that’s when it pertains to like characters i like um We’re looking for iron again i’d take you to a place like chuck e cheese’s or discovery zone because you like five nights and freddy’s trying to set up homegirl here with her robo boyfriend did you see that they took away the fursuit from chucky’s sleeves to wear fishnets Because you are a real catch i just wanted to let you know you got some cute on your face i used to have fishnet uh tights but i broke them they got stuck on my chair and they ripped so i do not anymore but a foreign My dad took me to chuck e cheese when i was 18. and i i told him i told him he took me to the doctor the other day and i was like dad i’m i want to go to chuck e cheese again so i might go back soon I remember when i was a kid i really loved like fishing at gloves and i would wear fishnet gloves to school i’m really cool they were fingerless and i got them from freaking party city i’m really cool okay I would like one iron please oh hello one iron please Iron you’re joking in this entire oh okay it’s a little baby bath Obliterated there’s something smoking there’s smoke there’s a there’s a smoke i can imagine you milly rocking in a party city with fishnet gloves on i also bought a blue wig um I was also what it was was um for halloween i was uh alice in wonderland so i had but i was like the angsty version so i had like fishnets and like a blue hair yeah i was freaking cool i know i know chad you don’t have to tell me i Mean you can’t tell me you can tell me but like you know you can tell me but you don’t have to you know i was not the entire book i was alice i’m so cool yes i know thank you and um i’ve cosplayed the other thing well i See cosplay very lightly i just buy things and put them on i’m not really too big on cars playing it’s so much money thank you bye-bye let’s go home now Thank you Now chances are we own this okay dude i will cosplay max but chat don’t tell mags but i need some ideas i need some ideas on how to make it happen is there an artist who is open to like making like a taking max’s face and Cutting out the eyes and the mouth and i can just put it over my head that’d be so sick though i’d be i i would be sick though i’d be like bubba that would be a foul and disgusting i know how do i do it i said i would do It i don’t know how pink nose south park style i used to watch the park when i was little i’m not too i don’t watch it anymore is crippling depression something you can wear oh my god guys i’m so angie and cornkey please go follow my tumblr blog where i Talk about 21 pilots please don’t be easy and sad please don’t be empty all right let’s see where where’s my home i’m lost how hungry help here’s my man i got you bro a zombie zombie what do you mean i’m female cartman what does that mean just put an axe nose on Your avatar and that will make the perfect nags cosplay Is this what you want is this what you want chad is that what you do let’s make the best nft hold up do not screenshot this chat do not do not do not screenshot this oh dude we guys max is calling are you going to pick up would you pick up chat Would you pick up if max was calling would you pick up no holy [ __ ] you’re streaming but bro it’s saturday the t2 t3 stream isn’t until tomorrow oh wait it’s just chibi hey chibi you just missed it mags was here it was great ah dude no i knew i smelled freaking i knew I smelled freaking panko garlic seasoning in the distance i knew i smelt the panko garlic breading i knew it i knew it oh you can’t kill me one minute direct idiot direct idiots Oh here it is i forgot they changed it i was like where’s my block where’s my block wait let me small i’m insecure about my size i need to overcompensate there you go get some tears no i only have two iron i need to use some of the pickaxe or shields [Applause] Don’t worry guys that was scripted that was scripted so it’s not that funny or scripted yeah that’s a second but my body didn’t even register that it was actually a creeper my body registered that off chat played that alert again you scumbags you’re freaking you’re you’re you’re You’re taking advantage of my my my my to have coherent thoughts [Applause] this looks good ready it looks good it looks good right guys looks good wow it’s like nothing happened Okay so can i make a shoe enough yay I did it i did it it’s mine mine um it’s my shield if you close your eyes chasm cried creeper now you’ll never truly know I’ve been gassed by chat i’m being ghastly believe that wait am i Bit we’re gonna get some iron i don’t even know what to say to you anymore i can’t speak to his equals you are beneath me you are little monkey men how about this how about this chat how about this how does that make you feel did that Make the monkey neuron on your brain activate is the hamster running on the wheel shut up I had um so i was like well i used to go to this babysitting place and they had like communal pets that we could take care of like hamsters and like small stuff i remember the hamster ate all babies apparently that’s common you know hamsters eat babies Bill nye where are you why did they do it build mine chibi dookie go for my coop Banana banana Banana banana we’re gonna dig shake down again because there is i there’s iron in this cave if there’s iron in this cave we’re going to have an emotional problem we’re going to have a problem wow guess that’s something hamsters and humans have in common lol You do realize you do realize jack to to have babies to consume you must have a woman to procreate with chat a hamster is more evolutionary advantaged than you you cannot consume a baby are you gonna eat someone else’s baby because personally i think i understand the the concept of having babies and Consuming them for their their uh strength why fight back Birth child why are you obsessed with birth can you tell me why you like birth so much did you know there’s a thing such as a reverse birth you just heard about that reverse birth we should listen to this while we’re digging hold up shut up Bill nye here i was gonna tell you why hamsters eat their babies but it’s actually kinda sad so instead did you know that honeybees can communicate i thought you were a save emporium i thought you said did you know no one ever said did you know when Dono’s because it makes it makes my brain my brain freak out don’t say Oh How Okay Yes kill him hey guys did you know that vaporeon is the cutest pokemon smile thank you for sharing that did you know did you know did you know did you know vaporeon is my favorite pokemon okay i have i literally have my recorder in my hand because your scumbags are Tormenting me is this purgatory hey guys did you know pineapples were a sign of wealth in 18th century england they were so expensive that you could rent them by my dick is uncomfortably right with you as a status symbol i’ve actually never had pineapple or like i haven’t dragged as hell next mask For you i put it in your memes channel hold up i’m running i’m running there oh my god it’s terrifying oh my god it’s terrifying i don’t think it’s transparent though oh my god it’s terrifying holy crap that is literally nightmare fuel it’s perfect it’s perfect i have a dress pineapples on it Yes we are we’re in purgatory everyone welcome everybody well i’ll be honest i’d go to purgatory for william acton um yeah i know he’d be small like like like lunch meat that sat in my bag over the summer in my hot car i’m in water bro i’m fine I’m in water what’s he gonna do huh it’s drinking a slurping i’m not thinking you’re great if you die i’ll [Applause] hey guys did you know ants never sleep also they don’t have lungs oxygen enters through tiny holes all over the body and carbon dioxide leads through the same holes the mask didn’t ask didn’t ask chat didn’t ask don’t care we oh my god we’re like so deep We hello oh diamond what is that that’s freaking oh Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female animatronic breeding roxanne wolf is the most compatible animatronic for humans I didn’t take fall damage because i’m a god Where did i go check where did i go where did i go which way which way right okay left look okay You never know anything stop Stop hi tv we made a transparent version of the next mask hello we did it we did it here we as a present hair you have both hair to sit up spot and i’m not even timed in it’s a it’s a present you get along here it’s a present yay okay okay okay Um we need a pickaxe an iron where’s my iron no stop the iron break that’s the one thing i needed stop stop stop stop we’ll check we need to find more okay we need more iron if i were iron i would be right here oh no no no no no no no no No no no no no i would not be over there i would be over here yes yes yes yes yes hello It’s probably up here [Applause] Hello iron please one iron three oh three iron please not one i need three iron I don’t need gold i need iron Yes hold up wait i need i have something to show you guys oh my god oh my god all right do not do not clip this my eyes don’t eat my eyes don’t even reach it my eyes don’t even reach it it looks broke oh my god Dude nags after watching 10 how live clips every hour God dang it i hate having a big ginormous head it’s so embarrassing it’s humiliating dude that’s what happens when you call mags at 3am don’t do it do not drink the nags dark web potion that honestly looks like you killed him and took his face belt as some sort of trophy loud nah Nah i would never do that it’s not like there’s a reason you didn’t seem today it’s because i harvested his his face yay okay let’s go get a pog in the chat i think this is the fastest we’ve ever found diamonds Have a good day everyone say okay bye for me no pog in the chat why aren’t you guys pogging why aren’t you guys pogging tell me why are there no pogs in the chat yeah that’s what i thought i’m pulling okay i’m putting the gun away I’m putting the gun away you i’ve had my hand on it yes i thought paid actors you’re slacking you want your paycheck yay wait another call my life is a freaking joke i don’t even know chad have you seen cole i don’t want to use the word goddamn Okay you know chad we’re gonna use the word because you told me to and then when i can’t make a pickaxe to get out of here we’re gonna shun you okay And coffee went in with the wrong pipe oh [Applause] Give me the iron brown one one more better be at least three i can’t have anything in this god forsaken world minecraft is literally the worst game that i’ve ever played more scheme than play unless i find more diamonds right now this game sucks a small cave hidden keys hidden king hidden cave Wow this was really worth it there’s so much here it was so worth it i mean this was so worth it well i’m so glad that i came over here Oh my god guys it’s not butter you guys should i just did i just find butter say great i don’t know what that’s from the people saying secret tunnel [Applause] Wow the last airbender oh that makes sense i’m going to be honest i’ve only seen a couple episodes because uh i i got bored i’m not gonna lie it was true it was too slow and i know that it does insensitive me to say But i was too bored to finish it i got it like episode seven i never watched it again is an attractive man i see freaking love him i wish i was pushing bro put me in a lunch box turn me into a ham and cheese lunchable No i’m a honda civic i’m lost help me oh hello hello catches i’ve ever seen tied at 16 at the end of the third quarter titan from megamind titan and there is no queen of england dude i freaking love mega mines so much is there nothing in here Do i just have to leave there’s no diamond there’s nothing here I mean i’m just gonna dig this way bye bye there is no easter bunny and there is no queen of england peppa pig is real though bro trust me trust me bro trust me bro she be real Imagine playing vanilla bro your name is the fancy pikachu go but go do your homework bro don’t you have like a google me class to get in go do your homework bill go to your times tables [Applause] Imagine playing minecraft in 22 boy get paid to play minecraft what do you mean i get paid to play this this is my job i enjoy i love my job yeah i don’t know why people act like vanilla is bad it’s always you know it’s Always the kids who are like 14 and i’ve only been playing minecraft it’s always the people who’ve only been playing minecraft since 2014 since it got popular it’s it’s always those kids who think they know everything and they didn’t even play minecraft with the og sounds i’m playing bro Is this twitter am i on twitter.com let me bro it’s like i like wearing sandals oh so so you you wear sandals wow how dare you you monster how dare you evil evil yeah i wear sandals bro gotta give those tier three something to freaking jewel over dude i’ve streamed modded minecraft like 10 times it’s i prefer vanilla [Applause] Dude yeah everyone plays fortnite fortnite is the best game 2022 who gets a dude we love fortnite dummy guys we love foreign i just make torches brighter guys imagine wearing a sandals and having a hexagon profile on twitter.com smh my head um you don’t understand rfts are freaking good okay I actually uh do have shaders i believe maybe not actually i may not i don’t think i have them for this version wow are you gonna play call of duty that’s not bad i agree playing a little big planet castle crasher spiral ape escape stuff like that mostly like ps2 stuff and then Uh lots of nintendo’s okay i’m in great pain i’m leaving we should climb goodbye goodbye All right let’s get out of here let’s get audi let’s just go home and deposit our dookies in the chest imagine thinking your nft wouldn’t get stolen by one’s scumbag chat i spent ten thousand dollars on that nft i swear to god if i see it posted anywhere my wife Will leave me stop do you wanna be a home record chat do you wanna cook me you guys are evil i already cooked enough enough for my freaking lifestreaking work no can we not have chat do it as well all my chibis gone why am i here what do you mean i’m eternal I was listening for love i don’t hear any no and a piece no one at peace nft’s nuts well i’m so funny guys i’m so funny oh my god guys it’s such a relatable moment when you’re funny so relatable will i sell my socks depending honestly bro depends how much money you’ll give Me i mean but all of this is getting killed [Applause] all right so how much money are we talking about for toes how much give me like a like a like a a range it has to be at least at least like at least a couple hundred for sure whoa there’s so much stuff in here 350 nah more than that 100k i bet the enemy donate 100k and i’ll do it slash j don’t actually do it i don’t want it i need to emotionally think about it first okay Me I’m sorry i know it’s dark but i only own one torch all right here chad we’ll get out of here we’ll get out we’re going up again bye-bye Oh oh welcome jake thank you for stopping by can i do a dare video bro what your name is kuchi what are you gonna dare me to do your name is coochie that makes me mildly concerned for my well-being what is the deer this is going exactly as i imagined Bite something i bit my teeth do you guys ever try to eat your tongue i’m about how to try to eat my tongue A tier three and then you can give me up there yes i eat my lips as well it’s a bad habit what i do i usually eat chopsticks uh tap chapstick and lip gloss when i was a kid you could make a bubble with it like a gut what does that mean Wait i’m sitting up so i keep falling out of my chair oh there you go Bro how deep am i is this deep i’m at negative seven thirty three four one sixteen is that is that deep am i deep right now i feel like i i’m getting close to the top that was disrespectful oh gravity thank you for the prime gravity We need coffee but i’m getting so tired minecraft is too cozy i get tired when i play it okay i took a really big ship a really big sip which is probably a normal ship for most people i can only drink like a couple drops of uh like what i’m drinking that time I also get nauseous why are you talking about what your teeth taste like teeth do not have flavor teeth do not have flavor chant they are not seasoned i have teeth that’s how i know they’re not seasoned you guys brush your teeth be honest do you guys brush your teeth I feel like you guys do not believe in the idea of hygiene you you guys like to lick each other clean you guys are going like a pit and just start licking go oh What kind of food should we order for dinner tonight we’re getting we gotta get food together i’m gonna be honest i should floss but i don’t i’m not even gonna lie it’s it’s because i’ve um i have like a type of retainer glued to the back of my teeth so flossing is Almost impossible unless i use like a water pick which i have but oh my god so much effort i’m just lazy i cannot make it i have metal glued to the back of my teeth and braces for three years bro but unless you talk about like the Flossing and fortnite bro oh dude i freaking i i did i do the renegade renegade renegade hello where’s my home okay bye home okay bye home i noticed when you let your hair down your mega mind 5 head began to show can you see it again Could you say it again i didn’t hear that would you say sorry i i don’t i don’t speak that language where’s my home oh my god if i die bro i forget can you eat turtles in this game i had the worst over by uh i’ve been to three you know two different Orthodontists and they both said i had the worst over break they’d ever seen i was built like a horse bro i oh brilliant what is wolf what take for sure after Hey get out of here push push push oh i see some toes why do they is that one of the more talented folks in chat should draw an nft of chibi but with a horse face let’s go do not give them do not say that i love this song Oh Foreign Dude i hate children Well i guess i’m not gonna die then man oh man accident guys i’m so clumsy and quirky i’m so clumsy how about a coward bro shut up can we get it can we get a chimney it’s not a coward in the chat because the last time I checked i’m a god name anyone else that can do that stop i’m a god Scumbag i almost like slid out of my chair i don’t know if you heard it i’m not a coward but you can even spell power Help me well guys if someone want draw miss chibi with horse face make it in mlp style nightclub yes drop me a pony bro do it i support that do it bro oh wow i’ve only had one chat the whole time i definitely never had two and lost the other one And we do have iron yes Go get iron should we get some food are you hungry what are we thinking i kind of want some indian food what do you guys want what you want i’m gonna overeat you want porky one you want chicken you want beef i’ve always wanted to try korean barbecue My mom i used to live in the uh south korea for like one year me i think nine months and she freaking is obsessed with the kimchi we understand you forgot about us we burned in the lava next to the diamonds we’ve only been with you in spirit our clone will live on Can you tell me how the laundry man is doing You tell me how the laundry man is how’s he doing how’s he doing is he is he still is does he still exist or has his soul be consumed by the unknowing nothing did you guys not die we hold up did we do this for nothing did you guys Um chap hey hey uh welcome she likes babies oh hi chad hey what’s up hi how are you doing how are you doing you feeling good you happy happy chat happy Here we go Hmm Do you want to have a pet this is going to be my childhood i i i i don’t want to talk about i’m very emotionally distraught right now i don’t want to talk about it please do not do not do mine do not talk about it Is All right i wanna check do we make a sword or do we save for a pickaxe do we invest in the stock market do we buy an nft and make a sword or do we invest what do we do what do we do right now give birth into my mouth right now give Birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth in the into my [Laughter] mouth yes Hey chibi i think you dropped something yeah my balls thanks okay i’m trying to try again try again this guy already gave birth bro i want to watch give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth Let me see that question should that be uncomfortably alright give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth give birth clean eggs what are you doing to that chicken chili oh my god shut up thank you so much first well green i gotta go yelp and leave More eggs thank you so much lay an egg right now or you die you see this you die plus should be hot like i mean like hypothetically like you know like i’d be You you are the chosen one you you are the chosen one you must give birth it is it is listen it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s you you you’re gonna give birth it’s save the world save the world save the world give birth right now save the world you’ll save the world From it from pain and suffering give birth right now and i’m gonna watch because i gotta make sure you actually do it so just come on to do it right now like um you are accused of harassing chickens the punishment is one thousand throws oh you said throughout oh no i don’t we Don’t know what that is i guess we can’t i guess we can’t do it i guess we can’t do it we don’t know what a throw is man that’s unfortunate that we don’t know what a thou is thank you marlborough though oh yeah my shoes hurting that’s right we’re in show stop Stop i’m wearing shoes bro the toes are not out i’m back we have to make it happen waiting happy birthday to my favorite gremlin i will ignore the happy birthday party thank you all right chad we have one more egg we have one more egg this was a water egg It was in the in the water so that means it’s a duck bro is there a texture pipe to turn chickens in the ducks okay everyone we must we must materialize it down to eat a chicken like one in 13 right one in 13. so eventually eventually i will get a chicken Dude are horses born naked i don’t think i know how horses are created are they are they born or are they created One in 12 i bet You are scared Lay in it Are you gonna give birth baby you’re gonna you’re gonna lay a fat egg oh yeah we’re starved where’s the dog hey baby all right i guess not all right this is our last attempt last attempt everyone we need ducks in the chat we need ducks in the chat Happy birthday to me it’s my birthday for realsies i’m watching a gremlin harassing chickens on my birthday nice chad i don’t want to know that you were birthed okay we all know that you’re paid actors you are ali you are not real you’ve never I need to get the money first give me give me a week okay okay we need more let’s go to that cave over there Is Yes easy bro it’s maxed out everything feels quiet hi y’all and welcome what have i been here If we are paid actors why am i waiting for payment for the last decade also chicken you did not have to murder tim his name he had a name his name was tim bro he had to go he had to go his name was tim I did not make the rules okay i enforced them we got any tim’s in town i don’t got pants on i’m sorry chad i’m in decent right now i’m sorry whoa Where’s my kid where’s the child oh my god oh my god it’s it’s it’s it’s golden shower it’s golden freddy it’s golden freddy you killed a child Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up don’t say anything don’t say anything i didn’t look at chat that whole time saying you guys are like bad bad oh my god oh my god oh my god shut up let me show you how easy it is to get Your stuff back chat you ready let me show you how it’s done Hey all right let me see it’s done where’s my stuff okay that genuinely scared the crap out of me But genuinely made me be alone okay bro if he put on my shirt i’m gonna cry what if he put on my shirt Stop stop stop stop stop stop your aim sucks stop [Applause] all my stuff bro time time how long did that take how long did that take speed run speed run speed run reno thank you so much for the look at the tummy thank you and now i’m hungry hungry Okay i think we’re good to go now I think we’re alone i think we’re alone i think they don’t know we’re here as long as we crowns Oh wait let’s kill these guys yes sorry chad i’m kinda i wanna go i gotta go not because i’m gonna die not because i’m gonna die but i just gotta go for my mom my mom’s calling me my mom’s calling me guys oh my god i’m dang it mama dokie why you gotta Fight you gotta do that i’m busy yes you know what Thank you i really appreciate it here’s some hearts for walrus thank you thank you oh i’m pulling up my sleeves because i’m a gamer hungry Okay [Applause] missing skeleton two hitting every single shot obliterating a new fighter enters the brink who is this man who is this man you gotta fight him bro you gotta fight him what are you doing what are you doing bro die [Applause] we’re just gonna light up this area Hello hello what that was easy honestly not even bothered but just die honestly just die beyond chad i miss you guys i’m gonna go home because i miss you okay i’m coming home because i miss you okay i miss you i’ll come home come on chad listen listen we all know You miss me and that’s okay i’ll come home You miss me too oh that’s kind of cringey I do not sound like i’m playing fortnite what are you talking about nothing about this stream is fortnite related this is minecraft it is it is a there’s a legal distinction what are they adding steve before tonight give birth give birth maybe i shouldn’t have killed the chickens okay what song is this I thought it was i thought it was like something nintendo all right anger Aren’t you ready Breakfast i wanted him breakfast everyone say hi breakfast everyone say hi hi breakfast oh i need the baby Breakfast wait for the iron only one you’re not paying child support oh wait i forgot to tame a horse oh dude we want the horse with the thigh highs right hey baby no no no hey baby my name is i got rejected once i’m now the joker i’m now the joker My in-cell meter is rising I am the joker baby oh okay do not mess this up for me hey my name is hey my name is teepee hey my name is hey my name is you’re a lot like the jonker from the movie the jonker why are you shaking your head no you’re gonna say yes yes I i don’t have a saddle so i’ll talk to you later all right call me in the doki form okay where’s my house my house is over here [Applause] this is my house i live here i live among the animals i live among the animals my pet duck his name is breakfast look at him go pants now here’s the lifelong question chat do i put shoes on do i put shoes on oh yeah thank you for the dollar size Thank you i know my voice is echoing i press the button to do it i got a voice changer bro the dogs are staying out the dogs are staying out they’re staying out i’m desperate in need of content dory set up oh wait you’re full We need to find the dog where do dogs spawn where do dogs spawn um i think right now our goal is to go find more diamonds diamond and call okay chad here are my coordinates someone write it down yeah they only got ten you only got three seconds only the smartest most Intelligent chat member can do it they spawn everywhere okay okay [ __ ] dog let me know [Applause] sorry thank you so much for showing me the worries i hope you are focusing on your own happiness Let’s go over there oh no no i want to dive yeah oh bro dinner we know that i have a pet chicken can i no longer eat chicken wouldn’t that be a bad influence on my son i can’t be a bad influence on him i’m already a streamer i’m already in The negatives i gotta do something good i think the least i can do is eat it not eat his people i should use some cheaters yeah i normally do but i set him up What the heck is that what is that bro look at this tree do you see this why is he built like that he’s built like me all hand hi hannah banana is that pink sheep that this is a random pink sheep are you kidding me just Chat i know these are rare i know they’re rich so don’t worry don’t worry i know they’re rare so we will leave them a month let’s go explore and look right dog no i’ll do it again chad i’ll do it again i’ll do it again give me your prime subs Or else or else chat oh let’s go all right dogs usually spawn here and off boxes so maybe we’ll find a dog give me dog give me dog all right any furries in the chat i need you to start growling if you’re free attract the dog we need to attract What are you doing up there is this like a biblical sign are you glad is check on oh man lucky did we climb the mountain wait am i still in peaceful [ __ ] i mean what peaceful bless what Why are there no dogs anywhere are you kidding me are you kidding me bro no dogs anywhere night dogs they ran why would they run from me what are they right for me i’m a very good pet owner all right chibi got to ask my awakening into arousal this mutual voice in the Pokemon movie what is your opinion of psychic daddy’s soothing but commanding tones you’re awakening into arousal was mewtwo i mean i had a crush on entei i mean in that one movie where like he’s like super protective of the girl i’ll be honest i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t i Can’t insult you but chat can chat bring it on just just just why are you guys stop don’t miss me i i literally sleep with the bowser plush bruh you can’t i love this song you cannot make fun of me i’m immune you can’t make fun of me i’m immune bro Let me check my email real quick i did email my professor and she again is not getting back to me let me see let me see why does she never resp she’s still not responding god dang it Bro the assignment is due tomorrow and i need help with it and she’s not responding to me give birth give birth give i heard a pop i heard a pop someone just popped their [ __ ] i heard i heard it my mouth just farted i don’t know if you heard my mouth Why are there so many pumpkins in this world chad why do you spread like a plate that’s it we’re making a boat we’re finding new land full of dogs You gave birth but you did chat and you didn’t let me record it for wolves worldstar all right let’s go i’m hungry i don’t know what that is but what the heck is that i see is that the village oh it is let’s go Wait holy crap this place is huge Hi everyone my name is jimmy my name is chibi and i’m here to clean uh all of you as my my new friend oh i want this it’s mine we’re friends now so i can just take your stuff that’s how friendship is Well it didn’t hurt me wait okay this is one of my favorite songs i like it oh wait snacks and pants dog dog please chad i’ve gone so far away from home i feel like i’ve made a mistake oh i’m never gonna find my way home I just a dog oh it’s this corn flour oh big water all right let’s go home You are trapped on an island you are being chased by the kool-aid man or big chungus you are armed only with a stale loaf of french bread and a bucket which fur would your rather face The krewe man or big chunks let me be honest uh i think chad i don’t know about you what’s your tell me what you think but i think i would rather fight big chunks because personally i think i would eat him i think i would kill him and consume him And uh i’m gonna be honest the kool-aid man would just he would just flip over and drown me he would put me inside of him and drown me i don’t think i think that’d be more painful than big chunkis i don’t know like wrapping big chunks at me yes I could do that’s like telling a person who’s drowning just drink the water it’s harder than you think wait i’m stuck i’m stuck i was i’m stuck all right two things three fists okay chance about the black cat do you want the black cat or the the cream one black or cream Black or cream why what did i do i’m yes here why why are they pretty good okay Oh fish that’s a dolph another fish oh fish where this game hates me i’m not even kidding It is not a skill difference it is it is a uh a matter of of the cat the cat has two high standards okay the fact that the cat has standards is too much for me thank you please bye okay okay okay everyone shut up everyone shut up yes I got a kitty can yeah that’s my cat everyone All right uh you gotta go i’m sorry you gotta no no come here come here sorry but it’s to prove that i love the black cat more than the cream one it’s because i had a poop and love to it come on kitty we’re going home All right this is chat now come on chad come on Come on chad get in the boat get in the boat come on come on come on yeah good job good job come on i’ll push you look at us chad we’re spending time together Are you comfy are you mad at your little head look you’re like yes yes what the heck is that we check you see that what the heck is that wait that is so pretty is that like a underwater castle It’s like an underwater temple do you see come this it’s not friendly do not say it’s friendly it just tried to kill me i thought it was sucking and why do i have a spoon at the top right of my screen what does that spawn today what is the spoon man It means soup fatigue i guess it is late i’m tired i tell we’re going home oh Check come on let’s go come on get out get out right wife why are you like this come on chad we need to go home come on come on come on i swear to god and ever since you got the the new ipod of yours you’ve been watching that this pewdiepie And this this chimidoki i don’t know what has caused you to have this behavior we need to go home chat come on okay now golden freddy is here what are you gonna do about that chat huh yeah you’re not gonna do anything you’re not going to do anything about it You’re just going to teleport into my tank over and over i dropped the boat give me the boat i know where we are that’s the chicken i her ass last time we’re going the right way come on chad get in get in chat get in no no Did you mean to say yes did your phone autocorrect What do you mean you refused you got in dude i’d be stinking i’m sorry you see all the stink coming off of me i’m sorry i think it’s over here because i saw that tall tree and i was like what the heck is that you do not have rights you’re my you’re My chat you belong to me belong to me why is there an anime character on the right of the screen well let me explain to you you see what happens when you hit rock bottom when you hit you just hit rock bottom and you just you just you just hit rock bottom And you just wake up one day and you look like me so don’t don’t don’t do what i did don’t spend thousands of dollars to be an anime woman don’t yell at me get out i want to see yes in the chat say yes chef yes sir get out jesus We’re going to church come on you need him we’re going to church come on come on stop knocking on my come on we’re going to church No oh my god i just scared myself in real life i’m sorry if i saw a bug i thought he saw a bug for some reason i’m sorry oh my god i saw a bug oh my god my life is a joke oh pony Hello this is my house no it’s a cave i still feel like there’s a bug in here i’m nervous yes i know the whole song i’ve seen every episode bro i’ve seen a little bit of the spin-off but i don’t like it it’s all like filler like nonsense i do the freaking Listen i’m not a nerd but the freaking plot of my little pony is actually so freaking good but it’s not like 10 episodes of filler it’s so good chance hypothetically if you had the date of my little pony character to save the world who would it be Mine would be discord what about you dude anyone who says they would date fluttershy i don’t know why if you’re a man like that’s a red flag to me i get nervous because she’s like a comfort character to me and i’m like do not romanticize her how dare you stay away Stay away from baby Baby baby rainbow dash valley that’s it are you actually a god i thought you were joking no wonder you’re an atheist you are actually god no wonder no wonder you want to go to church with me because you’re gone you’re gone chat what do you have to say for the fate of Humanity speak to me stop what do you have to say what do you have to say No yeah meow yes Farts are funny that’s not rude you’re the one doing it how am i rude huh you’re the one backing it up you’re backing it up yes i do i like vocaloid i used to like a lot when i was younger but i i still like it today Yay chad you your your mind has you you you are not oh it is dudes like the movie but we got mittens and bolts let’s go what the dog doing all right another embracing thing i did when i was a kid so i used to live in Germany and this was in a place held in germany i would role play as mittens from bull at the park and i would just stand i would just like run around on all fours and go so i think that’s i think that’s when my life started going downhill i think That’s whenever my life started falling apart what about you guys what about you guys why is that funny shut up it’s freaking cool i’m sweating what the dog doing he’s coming with me see stop it Way to see my friend i think Also can i throw something at you i don’t know no we’re not gonna name it that it’s gonna be something silly and uh you can throw something at me once only once oh that’s my friend that i know friend only once you may smack it once Yeah you guys not seen that donkey kong meme he’s like you may smack it once it’s very emotional i honestly cry every time i see i just cry every time i see it Hello wow full chat it’s not my fault that this is happening the game has given me the game has caused this to happen it’s not my fault as long as it’s not near my house we’ll be okay yay what do you mean again i’ve never done this Before all right let’s get out of here chat you’re guilty by association we’re going to prison we’re going to prison man i don’t know where my house is uh it i think it might be over there actually i think oh no my forest it’s broken Yeah i think it’s over here chad am i genius be honest i think i think i’m actually intelligent i think i’m actually intelligent i think i am hmm chibi know why shut up i took an iq test and my iq is in the triple digits you can be insecure about your Dumbbell pee brain i think about birth and freaking among us shark then okay but at least i think about intellectual things like did does make a mind have balls shut up [ __ ] [Applause] wait is triple teach it to average i thought triple digits was genius are you kidding me no way Oh we’re home 100 is average wait i took this test like months ago and this entire time i thought i was a genius so you’re telling me you’re telling me chat hyped me up with pawns and it was just they were they were surprised that i was average No i need to google this i need to google this 85 85 that’s right i’m a certified genius Did i even come back i came back with a dog i guess it was worth it i guess like i mean i guess it was worth it but kind of a waste of time that’s based on no my iq is not 85. i said i choose 85 abatement lay on the bed Lay on the bed if you’re a beta cook chat shut your mouth lay on the bed if you’re a betta cook do it you claim to be smart but i bet you don’t know what the id10 theory of physics is the id10 theory of physics so This is this is the equal of the equilateral physics uh anthem of the mathematical circulatory uh pythagorean theorem um freaking the the freaking it’s it’s it’s it’s too big to understand i i don’t think i don’t think i can explain it in such a small amount of time it’s The equilibrium of the mathematics of the of the freaking balls all right it is oh it’s id10t theory all right so basically all right you start you start you start with the number six you start with the number six all right you multiply that by two multiply that by two You you then you then buy a lunchable pizza pizza pack you count how many pepperoni slices are in there you place them all over your body and you lick you lick them off and then you got the answer to life and it’s it’s it’s honestly a really big Theory and i don’t think i have time to go over it can’t help but notice you haven’t laid on the bed yet [Applause] lay on the bed lay on the gun for shaking bed check lay on the lay on the bed if you’re a beauty [ __ ] lay on the bed We know the answer already you’re sitting there until you do it not the brag champ but i’m kind of rich you know kind of rich No being in heat no being in heat that’s not rude you just googled the porn music on your ipod touch i bought you for christmas and you think that’s gonna work you know i can see your search history you’re connected to the wifi oh she only you only lay on the bed when I lay with you and then you get up i thought i was gonna die i don’t know why i got really scared but we’re okay we’re okay we live and i live did you die yes stop but then i read you need my warm touch to stay first of All my hands are constantly freezing cold because i’m always playing with slime wait hold up let’s listen to the songs actually like uh where is it this is one song i like but i don’t know the name of it what was it hold up i have a playlist of old anime Songs hold up do not judge me it’s from when i was in middle school let me see it’s not even in the playlist it’s not even in the playlist it’s it’s now dude anime is cringe it’s it’s cringe i’m sorry to break your teeth but anime is in fact prince Breakfast good morning breakfast Here you go chat hey chad oops i dropped my reddit gold ah oops for you my house is so nice Mommy Bro i still said this all the time uh when i would play a sonic inflation point on battleground or newgrounds and i didn’t know it was rude okay i already told this story chad please stop trying to make advances on me although the social meltdown but please check stop making advances stop Look at me when i talk to you stop get up my dick is uncomfortably arranged i want to see what happens i want to see the idiot get caught on fire okay come on come here oh you’re sitting Fire it’s funny no no no no no no no no stop he almost killed himself chad look what you’re doing you are causing this this destruction get off the bed leave my because i’ll be right back i’ll be back i’ll be right back up here back i’ll be Up here back i’ll be your back i’ll be back one second guys one second guys one second guys one second guys i’ll be back i’ll be right back no no no i’ll be back I’ll be back guys show me Don’t worry about it don’t worry about this Shut up Don’t worry about it guys Wow chad let’s um let’s get back on the minecraft server and and see what happens let’s see let’s see what happened guys let’s go back to them oh you’re back One moment guys one moment hey what’s that egg in your Inventory guys wow okay let’s go join our world everyone oh hi oh my god is that a girlfriend for chat so they’ll forgive me and not be angry at me oh my gosh oh my gosh are they about to kiss oh my gosh they’re in love forgive garfield gf juice Chat is too busy the sigma they slash them grind set you’re telling me you won’t sleep with garfield don’t lie well it’s pretty cringe to lie on main don’t lie where is uh where where the fish at come on chad you’re coming with me you gotta get some fish for your girlfriend That’s not a big this is you chad i understand this association is hard but this is actually him we’re gonna get you a girlfriend oh come here buddy Yes i chant i’m not gaslighting you i’m i’m getting bro i’m literally getting your girlfriend aren’t you really tired Where did he die chad she with me wearing chat chat oh no now i’m nervous i don’t know where chad is what if chad is drowning Oh my god bro stay out of the water you saw what happened to the other guy you saw what happened he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead and we don’t even know how he died we don’t even know where he drowned come on let’s go let’s go i’m gonna get you later come on Chad do you wanna get lean uh i’ll i’ll let you guys get late if we gotta get some let me get some jazz music on that’s so loud i check come on who is your where’s garfield garfield garfield i swear i swear i swear i got you a breathable Girlfriend i swear i did i just she left why would she run away did you shower today chad did you not shower today dude i already told you women don’t like that they run away yeah i didn’t expect that fish smart buddy i didn’t i went to go get fish to Freaking tame it Where would it have wandered off to is there like a lasagna factory is there any lasagna factory in the circle yes How about you date this pig now i know i know what you’re thinking i know what you’re thinking i know what you’re thinking um it’s a pig i understand deals instantly yes you guys want to beat the ping would you hear that why is it so did you Hear that it’s like it’s like it’s like blasting we at this part listen All right here we’re gonna listen to this one again or let’s see let’s see let’s see we gotta find someone you’re into chad tell me when you see someone you wanna like you wanna romance tell me you wanna see you wanna see someone you wanna romance we get some Sheep we got some pigs i can’t tame a squid just wiped out my friend just gone down now we’re heading southbound oh this one just gave birth you know something just gave birth i heard it you want an enderman yeah i’m not gonna be honest with you i never realized They’re tall and scary that’s like typically my point you know you want to date a tree show me which which tree i mean if you really really wanted a tree i mean i all right yes show me this this one yeah that one you want to see that one you wanted that one This one you can date a tree i support you i support you let me get rid of the other ones Let me get rid of the other ones and we’ll probably put stuff around let’s go to bed first good night good excuse me in front of your girlfriend you just started dating stay oh now look what i have to do this man has a shovel and there’s golden freddy over here Oh no chat look what you’ve done don’t get shot don’t get shot i check do not sleep with me stop stop stop no this is not acceptable do you want me to do it i’ll do it it’ll happen hey this is your girlfriend and we will know This because i will surround it in flowers and we’ll come see her every day okay you can come give her kisses on her wood follow her leaves and i’ll give you privacy okay okay oh uh on fire oh my god that scared me so bad my stop stop stop stop Come pick you up later i’ll come pick you up later chad Have fun I can hear the ipod plus in the distance oh no i might as well cook it up i can hear the ipod plus char are you what are you doing are you like playing yugioh or something what are you guys doing here uh you guys watching youtube gx Wait can i come watch can i come are you guys watching youtube on tv My dick is uncomfortably right so keep it down it’s going to be an ugly house because i don’t care anymore chad cheated on me today and i’m really upset that was a test of your loyalty chat there’s a test you failed and then you’re going to jail good night My mom made my dog dinner wait i don’t have any cobble i can fix it yeah i don’t have starbucks i have a pre-made freaking walmart coffee it’s good though All right chad i’m gonna go i’m gonna i’m gonna watch you guys i’m gonna like babysit you i’m gonna be chopping wood in this area okay so please keep it down keep it christian keep it keep it humble and i i’m just going to chop down trees I don’t know that might be offensive to your girlfriend but uh don’t worry i’m only chopping up cheese that are not related to her okay you have fun and be safe you mean no no chad do you want me to do it are you gonna behave are you going to behave Don’t be rude chat gets all the birches [Applause] bro vegans are taking it to a whole new level when they say love the planet yeah that’s so funny now is chad hey chibi bibbable cute horns and headband you should leave we’re gonna wreck that trusty my dick is uncomfortably wrecked You know if it lasts for more than four hours you’re supposed to see a doctor you are a doctor no you are not licensed you can say you’re a doctor just like i can say i’m a valid member of society but we know it has no financial backing I’m not here to look at you i’m here to get the saplings okay i’m gonna get the saplings pink geez shut up i can hear you okay that’s what i wanted Somebody said you’re their white film who who so i can so i can steal their innards and sell it on the internet who said it i’m not jealous i just i just I gave her a haircut you’re welcome chad you’re welcome chad oh mikey gonzales the number one shrimp is back Mikey would you date a tree and end the end of abandon me like that be honest mikey be honest would you date a tree would you date a tree yes he said yes he said yes Because i’m gonna be honest you guys are saying you want to get a cherry tree she’s an oak she’s not a cherry tree ken do you want you want to dump her oh i thought i was mean that’s awful geez that’s really mean she really likes you you know that right She really likes you My son my son would like to see someone else i’m sorry i’m pretending to be your mom all right new girlfriend not a b you cannot date a b i will not allow it it’s dangerous i i can’t let you date the bee i can’t we’re going home we’re going home Man you’ve been in heat everyone look i forgot to freaking make an axe you’ve been in heat ever since ever since we brought up mewtwo and i don’t understand was that your awakening oh we didn’t make it you’re not dating a bee i’m not allowing it it’s not cannon it’s not cannon Cry about it now think about it crime wait thank you thank you and thank you for not talking about wanting to date a tree in the donut do we need a roof chad i feel like we don’t need one we’re not gonna have a roof Did you not hate this hassle why do you love this house you grew up here wow Wow classic chat laugh track electric ronald says let’s see what should we listen to You ready go and be smart i’m going be smart everyone Oh wait this is my original son i will consume him and eat his flesh to become stronger Uh Excuse me oh okay popcorn nailed it don’t compare me to other content creators even if they’re famous like i appreciate the nice words but they they work hard and i don’t want you guys to undermine what they do you don’t like them don’t say i’m better than anyone that’s that’s not nice Not nice whoa this looks cool you pooped yourself oh man i mean i i would like to say i was surprised but i i’m not even disappointed i’m just i’m just i’m just i’m just i’m numb i’m numb to the experience you give me chat Okay we’re gonna run past them dodge dodge it’s actually working i’m not an old man not an old man i’m gonna invest in stocks would somebody just shoot at me i thought it hurt look at the arrow Obliterated whoa deeper [Applause] hello give me diamonds give me diamond now keep them and now give me diamond oh thank you for the sunny firefly thank you so much Stop stop you’re kidding me you’re kidding me i find a vein of two in the domain of one i take back my celebratory dance and instead i replace it with a freaking epic rap battle of history where i i curse out future me because i hate i hate how this ending I just started like beep boxing and rapping and like like what is it like beyblading on the floor like so thick saucy fake thank you for the 10 gifted session this is for you sassy pig that’s for you thank you so much thank you all the amount of dude okay how dare you Say diamonds are easy to get it took me what almost four hours to find three well everybody welcome to my minecraft let’s play Not cool not cool not cool not cool not i’ll go this way Foreign Sorry guys my name is dream if it’s more this four well honestly diamonds are so easy to find like honestly bro it’s kind of like it’s kind of like too easy like look at this diamond i’m about to find more nice let me change that better i’ll show you how easy it is Oh my god that was diamond i thought that was diamond my heart skipped a beat All right this way this way this way hi hi johnny welcome you peed yourself or did you just poop yourself like 10 minutes ago you need to freaking i do not see Okay what are the odds so they find another diamond guys scale of like one to ten another timer then the next let’s let’s give it 10 minutes 10 minutes 10 i bet [Applause] percent stinky shoulder ratio ratio If i get a diamond within 10 minutes that means i am what’s oh no my playlist Oh [Applause] you’re in misery missouri you’re from missouri i’ve never met anyone who believes in missouri [Applause] well if i see more gravel i’m gonna cry shouldn’t be using my pickaxe because the only pickaxe i have and it’s already almost dead star thank you for the here i have eight minutes i right We said okay if we’re actually speed running this All my headphones always fall off oh my glasses almost flew up what is happening Oh let’s go And on that note i think we’re going to end the stream i think i’m i’m not no we’re going to end the stream before i die we’ll die next stream because my phone just died my thoughts decided so it is a good time to end hold up Oh oh my god my tears stuck in the wire i’ve shown you wires on my desk all right tell me where to stream now i um as much as i would like to see more i do have homework to do tonight and i have to wait for my professor to call uh Freaking text me where’d my music go i do have to uh get myself them it’s for biology biology oh thank you so much for the dollar thank you will i marry you depends depends how many zeros are in your dollar account and oh a bank account all right let’s find someone to rain If you have any suggestions uh feel free to comment them let’s see all right let’s go to the youtuber tag and find something all right we’re gonna find someone i love you say it back bro i love you i love you say it back sing it back We’ll probably buy more mario kart uh probably tomorrow or next week explain it i like you too oh wait sorry i’m stewart hold up Smiley oh my god i’m not showing it it is terrifying All right uh we’re going to be a busy person they are very sweet and uh they’re actually one of the most amazing artists i know um please be very sweet to them very kind please do not give any weird friends because you’re special uh they’re very sweet and they have the Cutest voice ever so please be very nice to them Bye bye everyone i love you i love you too emma mama i sound like pinkie pie so i am annoying that’s what you’re saying i’m annoying i’ll take it i’ll take it wait speaking of pinkie pie hold up hold up no this is not properly It’s me 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