Unzips Trousers *Laughter* So I’m sure you guys have all heard of the child friendly entertainment that exists on YouTube. It’s a.. It’s a massive money cow. That’s been happening for about a year now. The problem with this, is that children are quite morbid. As our good friend Freud, will point out. They’re called To Minnie Mouse! (Minie Mouse) (Minie Mouse) Finger Family Song Nursery Rhymes How do you make a nursery rhyme out of adultery? *chuckle* Minie Mouse Dead Minie Mouse Dead by Indigestion of Food Saved by IVee Mouse! Finger Family Song Nursery Rhymes Mickey Mouse Tattooed The Chick On The Back Of The Minnie Mouse! Funny Story Mickey Mouse Baby Get Caught in Elevator Crying New Episodes! Minnie Mouse, Mickey Mouse New Cartoon In this episode Mickey Mouse is slowly eviscerated by this escalator Mickey Mouse Pretend to die Funny Pranks! Because Gofy Graffiti On The Wall Should Mickey Mouse and Minie Mouse Be Arrested Unjust Minnie Mouse Spawn a Colorful Egg At The Hospital *Laughter* Finger Family Song Nursery Rhymes Why is there a massive fucking hand? (yeah) Minnie Mouse And Ivy Mouse Cheat While Selling Food Poisoning To Customers (Jesus Christ) Crying in Prison That’s fucking dark Shall we watch them? Yes This can only live up to expectations *mocking generic stock sfx of child laughter* (?) *ring* Oh my god the pot is on fire! *laughter* That T-Shirt though, fucking hell *laughter* (what the fuck) It’s Ivy Mouse boys! *laughter* She’s kinda hot, yo… OH I am now a professional witch. *laughter* *mockingly* A-ha! He’s gonna fart them to shore. Oh fuck off She’s gonna kill herself (oh my god) She’s bigger than most of that building She’s pregnant Oh, she’s ????. He’s… He’s the dad! What a slut. Ooooh They beat the crap out of it Dude, why is Superman a Batman creeping into everything now? Wow! (wow) (wow) It’s egregious. What’s wrong with that horse’s face? *laughter* This is some weird fever dream. God, he’s having an asthma attack help him! (it’s just, legit, just) He’s literally going into cardiac arrest *more laughter* At Saint John’s ambulance, we’re here to help. *even more laughter * *Sigh,* if I ever catch my kids watching this this is a fucking beating waiting to happen. *the last laugh* MY GOD Video Information
This video, titled ‘Child-Friendly YouTube Content’, was uploaded by SootHouse on 2017-10-05 18:00:03. It has garnered 2215944 views and 66887 likes. The duration of the video is 00:03:45 or 225 seconds.
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