Climbing The Battle Tower on Minecraft: RLCraft Ep. 4

This little guy’s friendly as hell oh oh oh hannah oh let’s get the hell out of me man i forgot he was there yeah he was there oh yeah not working way uh head wait why are you here why are you here why are they coming down here i have

Left the floodgates open oh no what’s lagging right here okay okay we’re good just in case i think there’s someone i think there’s someone underneath the staircase yeah i think there’s something underneath the staircase right there oh my god we need more dirt we need more

Dirt we need more dirt we need more dirt and i need to re-up on the dirt re-up on the dirt okay all right um right here put that right here boom boom boom like that hello oh oh help me help me please help me please help me help me help me

You need to help man the hands just watched just watched okay all right skill level um skill skill uh i need to be one more level and then i can do that come on don’t die delirious oh holy hell oh oh oh oh oh what the come on why

I left it open pure chaos or chaos hello what fancy armor you have this huh there we go It’s not working i’m crap okay okay oh crouching and everyone’s picking anything up okay okay okay okay okay you know what back to the basics back to the damn basics Stop hiding you fool hit him in the shoulder hit him in the shoulder hit him in the shoulder hit him in the shoulder okay all right all right wait no wait um um um attack boom all right we got the attack where i want my attack to be it’s beautiful absolutely beautiful okay

All right i’ll break it break it i’m weak i got weakness oh no spider scum ah you tap me from below faster there we go all right i need to sleep man everything hurts everything hurts oh i can’t sleep oh man emma need your help ma’am ma’am please please no don’t fly away

Please come save me save me give me that heated please okay i put my pants on my damn pants on grants immunity to poison All right one two three four all right one two three that should be enough shabina we’re conquering this level now this is it i’m done done with this done with these these these things these creatures hello all right as long as i don’t have to deal with these

The arrows i’m good and i’m happy as long as i don’t have to deal with the arrows all right ow it what is that oh my god i’m scared i’m scared oh oh holy levels holy levels um uh mining defense let’s bring my defense up one two three where’d you come from

Oh they’re going over the walls Oh okay okay oh we did it we conquered level [Laughter] two what’s in the box oh stone swords some cobblestone white wool stone mace and a brand new helmet got some got some got some this you know this wasn’t what i what i fought so hard for that so damn hard for that

Okay let’s get higher better loot better better loot better the people papa john’s okay all right uh yeah let’s do that and oh carrot i can eat the carrot if i get hungry at least all right so now that we did that i could continue i could continue

Hell no i’m not i’m not we are not gonna play those games all right let’s go ahead and put the torches up just in case we don’t want things to spawn in here here we go i am so happy to be a lab okay get all this dirt now i have other

Plans i have other plans i need to check out the next level first things first how dangerous is this hallway [Applause] dangerous okay always dangerous son of a [ __ ] just another one come on come on come on come on oh hell no hell no okay okay all right oh hello hello one two

Oh my god oh my god this place is damn crawling with creatures places cry little creatures oh hell no oh hell no oh god there we go oh it’s hitting me oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you one two

One two all right they can’t get back through there all right we’re good okay about to lose my damn mind all right back away spider farm spider farm that’s right dum dums you big dum dums i am genius and you’re not cave spiders i am genius i heard the draw the drawstrings

So much i should have upgraded oh my god all right i need to start paying attention to my levels i need to start paying attention to my levels but it’s okay it’s all right it’s okay okay i got five levels back five levels back six levels now all right i need to start

Pay attention to my damn levels you did not just you did not okay i need to be careful when i do that this is tough this is tough this is tough i got one arrow left one arrow one opportunity put a helmet on and our pants on helmet on and our pants on

It still hit me it oh i didn’t see him i didn’t see him dinner okay okay all right Got more arrows oh grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grandin all right drop this stuff and you you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you i don’t need any of you right now okay hear me hear me later hear me

Hear me please give me peace all right so she is healing me with you right here for a second oh it’s gonna take me forever to get to the top of this mountain isn’t it some arrows got a button got a torch oh my god the amount of zombies

What is really going on right there where someone said crouching right click pick up friendly mobs where did you come from oh hell no make a plan pack a plant like a plant like a plant thank you for the leather i pants that was me i just killed myself

He got my sword he got my sword i got my damn sword oh no no no no how did they get through how would they get through oh it’s a little baby it’s a baby how where are they coming from where rare thorny zombie with deadly chalice rare thornley zombie with danny

Chalice can i use this can rare horny zombie okay okay get back a little one get back get back get back get back slay i will slay that beast you foul foul monster creature you fire monster creature beast where the hell are these zombies coming from is it the

This place needs to be torched oh right here okay all right oh the little ones the little ones the little ones little damn baby zombies with the baby zombies hello go away he’s got my sword he’s got my damn sword give me my sword you creature oh there we go

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Broke broken okay keep that up damn potato delicious potato all right i’m glad my healer’s in here got them a raid healer oh is that how they’re getting what the hell step back peace hit me hear me hit me peace another one of those fire creatures no no no no no

Hear me hit me please send me peace this is just chaos this whole thing is just chaos all right Oh all right hello see you i see you peeking over ow the hurtley hill okay um all right we blocked off that hole got the same amount of things we go I don’t have an arrow anymore i drop i’ll drop my bow downstairs this is definitely a good way to farm levels that is for sure um three on my attack why not this is probably gonna suck oh no oh no oh my god oh my god please please oh god i’m a fool

Can’t see i can’t see Damn demon gorgon give me gorgeon Thank goodness she’s there oh reels [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no no hit me hit me healer hit me hit me there wait like a way away from me that beast decay and blindness came [Applause] ladies all right get the hell off me spiderman um Hell no there we go all right i think i’m doing good what no the reaper’s here reaper no head out of here reaper oh he’s easy he’s easy i could kill him i could kill him as long as he stays doing that i am good No no no no hello hello please please please excuse me sir excuse me sir [ __ ] off me get off me you don’t know me like that you don’t know me you don’t know where i’ve been you know my life that’s good that’s fine rick’s clay chainmail which i could put

The chainmail on i think and and a heart container increases max what What oh okay okay i need to see what exactly what the hell that thing is exactly what the did them how that thing is boom boom all right grab this i can now clear out this whole area all right hold up what is this creases maximum health requires magic

Eight all right so that’s what i need to focus on we need to get our magic up magic i need to get my magic up so i can increase my maximum health oh hell yeah here he is oh yeah yeah chamber champions all right so oh yeah i’m getting more powerful as i

Go more powerful the lyrics is growing in power growing in power power i don’t know what causes that for me to be able to see them like that okay all right next level i kind of want to do that yo sounds like i got change in my pocket [Laughter] okay um

I need to be careful powerful damn cave spider looks like Hey seth oh oh did he catch me on fire oh the bastard is catching me on fire wow that thing was strong holy holy hell that thing was strong I was hoping i could bring the wisp up here all right um do i have another weapon yes i do okay all right that spider’s no joke man where’d he go that spider’s scariest hand you know what you know i’m not playing i’m not playing those games i’m not

Playing those games i got a couple arrows i think i have a a bow down here I get my bow yes we’ll take this one i got two arrows there’s one that’s plenty there’s plenty of arrows plenty of ammo just so i don’t have to get all the loot go ahead and throw all this stuff in here there’s a heart in there okay all right

I love the sounds in this in this mod that’s a scary ass spiderman oh we got him we got him we got yo my god look at my levels what is up with my levels what is up my damn levels yo what happened magic eight boom

I’m a damn apprentice in magic what else what else um um maybe gathering gathering eight so i can use better better tools print this in gathering and then uh here let’s bring let’s start bringing up my agility too oh this means i could go down here

That damn spider gave me so many levels i think unless i had just had those levels but no i just died that’s probably give me so many levels um oh by the way here i want to see something i want to see something so if we drop

If we drop this drop this drop this drop these drop this got this drop that drop this how do i pick all this up at once oh i just crouch on it i just crouch on it okay all right i get it now all right okay let’s throw these up

Let’s get this because apparently i can use this so increases maximum health so do i just use this right now and let me let me heal first before i use this Okay all right here we go oh my god i love this game oh my first extra heart oh okay this tower is getting conquered slowly but it’s getting conquered okay let’s switch this right here boom critical hit hello zombie hello hello how how you doing zombies how are you maybe i can uh

[Applause] go i’m not afraid i’m not afraid i’m a little bit afraid i’m a little bit afraid i’m a little bit afraid i am i’m just i’m just there being afraid i am just there being afraid i am i am there i’m there i’m there i’m there oh oh

Let’s go let’s go let’s go you don’t know nothing you know not that holy hell of course hello little buddy he loves greeting me every every day every day he loves greeting me i should have ran downstairs a hill that would have been the smart move would have been the smart move okay

Pants on i got one arrow to save my life 64 bones all that damn cheddar bam okay spiderman okay okay no no no no okay okay yeah come on come on this spiders hit me maybe hello spiders let me hear that loud you [ __ ] spiders no no no i will not oh

I’m glad i died in the stairwell and not in that room because then i wouldn’t have got my loot back i wouldn’t have got my loot back okay we’re not going to talk about that we are not going to talk about that okay let’s put this away

Back back and forth to four back back and forth to four bet back and forth to four get off me get hi why why them hopping like damn dogs did i throw my gun oh my gun we did it oh my god this one was a lot quicker than the

Other levels that’s for them sure got a damn ancient fishing rod curse of harming it has a curse on it only used for crafty oh got some glass got silver chest plate got a silver chest plate i need to go back downstairs to get um my pants is gone

Silver chest plate which one’s better this yeah 13 location so they do the same thing the negative 10 dig speed and attack speed so this is better this is much better than in the chain mount much better than the chain mouse okay um oh i can use this to heal now which is

Great fantastic i am professional minecrafting this professional minecraft look i am taking over this damn this tower level by level i’ve been dying constantly over and over and over level by level each time i die i spawn down here my little on my little buddy that’s a pixen

He’s my little buddy he gives me haste and speed when i wake up for my dreams okay let’s put this stuff in here because we don’t need this stuff right now uh the spider eyes the bread all that stuff keep this stuff on me where i go i need no food

All right this this thing kills me when i get near it because it heals me heals me regeneration plus two Also heals my injuries i just noticed that Look at that house in the distance i think that was my my second house right there all right i want to keep going but first i am going to pause at the last level which i believe is this level right here yes this level uh here this off the wall

This on this side boom sun is going down but i’m not afraid i’m not afraid of nothing nothing did i get everything out of this chest yes we did all right next level oh hell no why is spiders happy is it spider spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spider-man man

They didn’t hit me in my head so many damn times i mean oh god bandage i need a band-aid need a band-aid oh it’s actually working my head is feeling a little bit better now i like that that’s cool just in case right there all right got gotta get the

Lay of the land oh oh my god oh my god oh god is it on my head let’s step on my head wasn’t it okay holy spider holy spider batman step off me step back you don’t know me like that that’s right nice spider all right did i see one of those down

Below i swear i did one okay i’m just gonna have to risk this wow backwards yo right here and they jumped down like a damn squad they jumped down like where we landed boys what was that what the oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

What the hell what the hell they’re actually throwing things at me they’re doing things damn i’m sleeping oh oh my god i’m abducted out of my bed out of my bed really what’s up no oh this is bad this is bad bad get this here he can’t fit in here damn

It oh god get in there get in get get get it ready oh my god this is not good it’s not good i’m just going to go to sleep maybe i’ll go away tomorrow what the hell we got this lovely sword you leave my little friend

Alone you leave him alone you got that you don’t you ever come back in here trying to pick up my friend he’s my only friend you know what i gotta make a damn i gotta make it impossible for it for these big big big things to get in through the bottom floor okay

All right i don’t know how i’m gonna get rid of that thing that thing could kill me in two hits That’s not fair that’s not fair that is not fair that is not fair enough here [Applause] did he eat my sword oh my god i’m getting spunk out here i’m getting [ __ ] spunky here i can spun you please [Laughter] stay there stay there don’t go anywhere he’s on level two

He’s on level two and he we need to contain we need we need to contain we need to contain the creature okay i could use this as a weapon must i must contain him 35 glass blocks too um Screw you screw you damn bird put my stuff at my stuff gone oh hey guys Oh he’s wearing my stuff wearing my damn stuff he’s wearing that’s me yeah okay all right all right oh okay all right easy easy peasy easy peasy lemon squeezies uh put my band-aid right there oh my god okay hello i was just seeing if you guys were it had it had any milk

Nice nice jump oh my god oh my god hello friends how you doing how you doing welcome to the party zombie farm zombie farm bombing all day long this damn zombie oh hi please yes hi there was so many zombies so many zombies why how how how did you get out how yo

Where are they coming from where the hell did they come from um um um um um mining okay even him i’m on fire it’s hot it is hot as hell in here these zombies are strong one two three four come on come on wow okay all right we did it all right oh

Never another level conquered another level has been conquered break this so we can put this torch on the other side that oh diamond wolf armor i need a wolf a backpack hold [ __ ] for my info place down and break while sneaking to equip oh we got a damn backpack

Oh hell no hell no hell no you know oh he can’t you came out he came down the stairs you came down the stairs you brought a baby you brought a baby into the fight hey baby baby to the fight huh okay all right how do you pick this thing up

You can’t equip while wearing a chest plate really how do you pick it up okay all right i can fill this thing up with stuff so if i were to do this and then drop just throw everything in here like this damn zombie head pants i don’t need like that okay

How the hell how the hell do you use them backpack place down and break while sneaking to equip face down and break while sneaking to equip how does one use pet pet i just want to use i can’t i can’t wear it unless i’m doing this oh and it gave it gives seven

Armor which this one gets 13 and can i uh can i open it from my back i don’t know what the hell i’m doing huh yeah this thing doesn’t seem good to me how do i take it off oh no that looks cool it’s cool i got a backpack but how do i

Take the damn thing off oh oh it’s a shame that i can’t wear like pick it up with its loot it doesn’t make sense that i can’t pick it up with its loot doesn’t make sense at all all right let’s get back to work to what i was doing

Get back to what i was doing we got some band-aids uh yeah let’s fix our left leg boom let’s fix our head boom fix our foot boom right leg boom and our body boom like this foul beast okay 13 uh let’s bring our defense up again boom level 10 for the defenses

One two one two one two one two oh hell no oh hell no that’s a that’s a that’s a ultra quicksand zombie the unseen quicksand cloaking poisonous bull work lifesteal whimper oh my god hey there zombies damn got a damn ball zombie in there oh god oh god oh god it hurts

That poison is insane if i kill this thing though i’m going to get so much health oh [ __ ] please please oh no no no no i’m trapped out here screw that thing screw daddy oh what am i gonna do what am i gonna do

What am i gonna do what am i gonna do what am i gonna do what am i gonna do what am i gonna do where am i going to do am i going to do lower him outside oh yeah you’re right chad you’re right i can

Only sacrifice one of my lives for it you’re correct mundos correct the mundo like this all right all right Hello i gotta hit him in ass come get me [Applause] you did it chat you did it thank you thank you oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you All right let’s do this um um um um wool right there mushrooms The dirt and wool go right here put these right there put my armor my pants on no spiders oh okay oh my god oh my god oh [ __ ] look at me oh it’s like a horde there was a horde in that damn area it was a damn horde Um i’m running don’t have no more weapons oh no i don’t have no more weapons i don’t have no more weapons all right yeah my whole life my whole life in this damn place their whole life i don’t know if that i don’t know if that boss zombie is still there

I don’t know if the boss zombie is still there but if he is i guess i’ll eat this thing and be protected from his poison what do i do oh no no i got him so many damn times look like a butterfly stain like a bee i

Will beat all of you don’t mess with me i will punch you and you and you and your mama i punch you and your damn mama touch everybody you love three two one we have a damn shovel what the [ __ ] what do i do Oh no please please please please help me where where did that zombie come from can i still hit with this i can’t can i get one shot with it it breaks i think yep i broke it what the hell what the hell what’s the absolute no no no no

That thing came out of the zombie that thing came out of the zombie there we go bring it on meat man go meat man oh i built my own sword the hell have i been doing in my life all right uh uh right here whoa right there oh please please please please please

Another level conquered never never never conquered okay yeah this is this tower’s fun i like it i like it and he quit dying though he quit dying so i could level more stuff up 43 flesh tnt holy head what is this empty antique atlas to blow something up

Can i shoot somebody with this thing how does this work requirement i don’t have the the requirements uh let’s put the helmet on um how about we take this stuff downstairs first oh my god did i get my better armor i don’t see my better armor so a zombie

Might be wearing my better armor but we are hot as hell in this place quality punishing quality aiming plus three projectile damage supposed to be attack damage magic damage blah blah blah half-hearted so you i lose half a heart by wearing it okay okay what does this one say one doesn’t say anything

So that means i could do this like that that this one’s like a good one but these aren’t plus okay i had no idea i had no idea that works like that what the hell i didn’t know you could wear wear those i don’t even know what that was oh my god okay

A little bit more you know i’m learning i’m learning i am learning the game learning the game i’m also hot as hell oh hell no oh he’s big that’s a big boy he’s a big boy oh there’s my armor there’s my armor my damn armor right there

Oh the iron oh my god the iron the golden apples what can i do with the golden apples holy hell oh hell yeah oh hell yeah oh long johnson oh mighty creepy forest fire oh let’s put this up here this up here plus 15 plus 13 plus 15 quality heavy

Negative 10 10 on the speed but this is actually better i think because it doesn’t take off my speed doesn’t do anything to my speeds i can’t use the diamond sword yet got river fish golden apples i’m not gonna waste the gold i’m not gonna eat the golden apples

I don’t know what they’re what they’re for but i’m gonna pretend that they’re valuable spectral silt no idea what that’s for damn carrots yeah let’s eat these damn carrots now i can’t eat the carrots okay cute only eat berries that’s it that’s all i can eat basic saddle got some gunpowder all right

I’m so glad i could use this iron sword now oh hell no no no no no no no oh oh oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god hello let’s heal up a little bit i can use my band-aids okay um um skills let’s bring up um

Bring agility up to level eight hello hello that’s a boss oh there’s a couple of bosses in there luckily i could defeat these guys rare unseen zombie of deadly what ow oh when i hit him i i hurt okay oh oh oh no oh no oh no god damn spider

This spot wait i was burnt to a crisp while fighting i’m glad i leveled up though been a damn journey getting through this damn tower a journey i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you stay stay back stay back stay back like i say like i say

Like i said really yeah it is it is it truly is uh i will blow them all up i will i can’t do that because then uh it’ll cause an opening on the levels i can’t do that i wish i had arrows which i don’t i forgot i don’t know how

To make arrows actually this is still a nub the lease is another grab a dub dub scrub scrub nub delicious is a nub grab a dub hub screw you spider all right it actually worked yes okay all right if i had to guess be like right here

That is not right it’s not right that’s not right oh god oh my god oh my god damn spiders okay i just need to kill him he just comes right in he just comes right in comes right in with that being invited the hell out of me all right

All right we’re good we’re good on this we’re good on this oh okay oh hell no hell no hell no up a little bit heal up i need to um i need to put a block where that door is okay there we go there we go there we go i am afraid of

You i am afraid of you i afraid of nothing i ran nothing oh damn boss the bosses went up a level on me what’s up no sorry i’m so sorry i’m so sorry what the [ __ ] yo what the hell was that oh no okay okay let’s uh use this while i can

Mining up to another level and uh agility up to the apprentice mode let’s go ahead and get my uh what else needs to be apprentice my building you know might as well start starting my buildings what the hell is that man uh anything else this is bringing my farming up to level three

Okay all right that thing i think is no joke What’s that that looks special Screw you creature oh hell okay no dangerous it’s dangerous he’s making me fly no what was that man i gotta make it daytime yo if i make it daytime half those creatures will die right that was a damn genie then i got killed by genie gin i got killed by them gin

I want my loot i need my luke give me my loot made it to the top of the damn tower damn trolled me in the hill One two three four Okay no no no no no i can’t see i can see hell no can i use this i can’t use this this needs to be level 16. get the hell out of my life there we go oh no no no no no no no no no no no give

Me give me give me a minute no no no i don’t want to go some of my loot fell off the tower oh good diamonds diamonds what is this recall potion teleports you to their spawn we do not need to use that but that is so cool that is so cool um

Ravaging ingot i bet you that thing is special whatever that is i bet you a lot of this stuff is special um got my bubbles punishing when it in the bottle slot when in offhand projectile damage attack damage it takes half a heart but that’s fine that’s fine put that on let’s put

That on these are my bobbles bubbles uh got some snowballs zombie heads got that to heal with my fishies look at all that loot battle tower golem okay all right i don’t know what that is okay scared man scared i don’t know what i should do okay uh Mommy that was probably the worst idea i’ve ever had in my life okay i had no idea who was going to actually hit me i didn’t know he could punch that far um i clearly dropped some loot on the side right yeah yeah chest plate right there any other loot is it

The only loot that came down here okay all right over here oh there’s my damn chest plate um all right what i need to do is i just need i need to get the i need to get the loot and run i need to get the loot and run i’m

Not being i’m not gonna be able to fight that thing unless unless i had arrows i don’t think he has range does he he’s he’s above me okay Will he will he attack me be nice Hello yep he is not nice he is he’s not nice he’s not nice he’s not nice at all he’s not nice at all [Laughter] he’s not nice at all okay all right well uh now that i know this i think i think we could this is a different experience

What are you doing here what do i do oh we’re good oh my god oh my god oh my god oh god holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] again please please [Laughter] there’s only one thing to do oh so he does have range

There’s no way i’m killing him unless somehow i can tnt his ass with all the tnts we got the only only thing i can think of i don’t know how to light i can’t light the tnt i can only i could drop it but i

Don’t know how to light it oh my god i think all my stuff is gone okay i think it’s all gone it’s all gone i hate you damn it damn it to hell this tower no why didn’t i just throw it in the chest that was right there okay all right

I’m dead what more do you want from me you taking my loot you’re taking my my life ah that ops everything is just gone why did it just disappear what the hell is he doing he doesn’t want me to even wake up here anymore he’s then destroyed everything i left

You destroyed my bed what was that that’s his eyes what the hell is yo oh hell no oh no oh my god i think we’re done i think we’re done in the tower we conquered the tower oh no no no i don’t know where i am why why no

My home all the loot i have been gathering is gone no way i didn’t even think about that when i saw the bed yo he completely he completely and utterly destroyed me he completely destroyed me what the hell are you looking at i’ve already been defeated all right What is a death scroll i don’t know what the damn death scroll is what is the disciple how do we craft this girl it has a disc girl Death what is this graves girl return to death location oh ender pearl rotten flash and paper how the hell am i gonna get an ender pearl okay all right one two three four five six seven eight the damn sticks the rocks put that right here those um uh uh crap

I don’t know what to make man what do i make what do i do what do i do i need gravel oh hell no oh hell no oh you got a damn trumpet just trump it trump it i do need your pants give me a dim pants i’ll take you i’ll take

Everything take everything you got i’ll take everything really you only gave me a bone you didn’t drop anything you actually had how am i going to kill an enderman oh he’s got he’s got a bow i don’t want to mess with him don’t want to mess with him he’s got a bow

Well all right i’m not going to be able to do this i’m not going to be able to get make that desk grow i am gonna die there are three enderman’s right there but i can’t kill those things how do you how do you kill near miss isn’t there like a secret

Like secret way to kill them enderman’s i swear there was i swear there was a damn secret to kill enderman’s what’s the damn enderman meetup over here what the hell is going on over here we cool right cool i don’t know what to do

I don’t know what i don’t know how to do this yes hey hey hello welcome to the delicious shop where the hell are you hit you with a bone can’t see a deep thing man he’s gonna take my damn block piece okay i can’t see you right here

There we go here we go go go you won’t know nothing no nothing about my life or where i’ve been the things i went through i hit you please drop you an eyeball i’ll give you anything to drop an eyeball right now anything anything creature i didn’t take a top block i didn’t

Take a dip top what the hell am i looking at what the hell am i looking looking at was that a dragon that was a damn dragon it’s beautiful absolutely what the damn jack skeleton damn price of the caribbean being type along yo that looks cool as hell though that’s cool as hell

Okay there you go oh get up get it get it get it get it again this be my ship jack this be my ship okay you guys can have it [Laughter] there’s a castle there’s a floating castle okay y’all can’t use ladders right ah there’s a boss there’s a boss zombie down there

Okay so let’s just i hope this whole thing sinks killing him here we go attack attack attack rare unseen zombie of turtling weber one up cloaking bull all right well you know what at least dying at least dying gives me a chance to explore what the heck

We checking out this castle right here it’s a villain yo oh hell no please please oh god make it the civilization get the civilization make it to them [Laughter] [Applause] oh my god look oh the ships ain’t the ship sink okay oh why is it so deep why is it so deep

What was that uh hill oh there’s another tower another damn time i’m not going into another tower until i’m prepared and so i’m like until i’m like ironed out and stuff up um what no no oh hello please please we cool we cool uh that is not the mermaid i i thought

Back away damn sirens damn scums what is that they’re after me they’re after me they’re after me oh oh this is as fast as i could swim apparently because i got slowness they slowed me down yo she straight up sucked me to her what why is this world so dangerous

Oh god it looks like a bat he’s drowning me the world is so dangerous it’s dangerous okay a45 will i ever find my home again is that the eye of the beholder are you kidding me [Laughter] what’s happening oh oh my god i don’t even know half these creatures was in the game

Help me help me help me i just need to find a base we need to find a place that has a bed we need to sleep hello dears hello we all friendly around here them zombies hiding in the woods potential home location potential home location all that loot i had

Everything just gone in the blink of an eye but i did get levels oh i’m dead i’m dead these things are fast and i don’t have a weapon oh not faster than me though not faster than delicious not faster than me civilization civilization civilization oh yeah okay oh hell no hold on

Please have a bed is them wizards tower wizards gotta sleep too you know no okay no [ __ ] all right it appears that we are in jungle land nothing out there just cheese more cheese i’m gonna travel across the the treetops as i explore trying to find new lands to conquer

New houses to raid and pillage what the absolute hill oh no oh no dodgy weave we’ve been dutch we’ve been dodged oh god just dangerous out here man dangerous damn another one of these i’m not going up there how do you get out there why is that land in the sky

Play our aircraft delays it’d be fun delays you will be pro and professional delays you will know exactly what to do delays it’s amazing delays i can’t believe it is i don’t like this this forest i don’t hard to see hard to see anything day 75 i’m still in the forest

All i see is trees so let’s see i might end it all another biome let’s then buy them in a house think creatures whatever uh hell purple lands i bet you that’s toxic that that’s toxic probably can’t walk over there oh here you can have this rock i’m not

Going in there i can’t is it is it toxic okay we’re good i found purple land purple this is called twitchland switzerland switzerland i tried to eat the mushrooms but couldn’t eat the mushrooms did i eat the mushroom my my feet appeared to be burning through my shoes my leg randomly snapped

I can’t believe it this place is dangerous i need to get out of here what is that hell is that oh my god it’s elimigators they’re called bookworms hello bookworms hello what is this what is this [Laughter] there be dragons in the sky beautiful majestic ass creature yo why

Why is the entire lands on fire with it i think i know all right which direction am i going in um okay gee i wonder if i should go over here and see what the hell is happening a big green dragon fighting something or he’s just destroying everything because he hates everything

I’m lagging oh my oh no oh no he is destroying everything and it’s lagging the world okay we need to get the hell out of this area the lag dragon it’s the lag dragon we need to we need to run we need to run the black dragon is after us

I think i need a croak and i can’t believe it i had a great spot great spot beautiful spot now look at me i’m not gonna start farming until i found a home we gotta find a home oh yeah i shoulda i should have stayed but by that but

I don’t think the uh i don’t think those things go out of their way to attack okay there’s just nothing out there there’s literally nothing oh i’m gonna go pet the griffin griffins uh surely they’re they’re they’re cool my ankles i have entered into turkey forest

Will i ever be able to make it out of here this just goes on and on and on and on with no home available no home out there for me no homes what is that go check that out oh oh oh the griffin the griffin oh it’s a dead dragon

A dead ass dragon hey that’s dragon can i loot it dragon bones and dragon bones what do you do with dragon bones hey why is this thing moving hello dear dragon yo he’s got a life bar oh i got a skull where where is go can’t wait fire stage two

And a damn dragon’s good there’s literally nothing out there oh that is so cool my god it’s damn rabbit rabbit what’s that spire if one of those things right there sees me gets close i’m not gonna be able to defend myself but i will hit them in the face with a dragon skull

Oh that pyramid looks cool as hell oh house house civilization civilization guild it great worm what huh where i got i parasites see i gotta see what it looks like i have to see what it looks like What is that that’s a clink what is a clink i can’t see what is this hell oh my god there was so many creatures Ah it was all a dream yes give me your stuff give me all your stuff i’ll take all your stuff it’s all mine i’ll take the damn feather i’ll take the frame whatever okay definitely taking this definitely taking this thank you sir thank you thank you kylie

You call it oh my god listen you might need to move out okay this is my place now my place my hood give me them them shovel you don’t deserve shovels dessert shovels this is my hood now okay uh we’ll put this right here put that right there this right here like that

Boom leg leg leg with the shovel right there put the feather up here got a damn shovel see what else what else y’all hiding from from a delirious the hair i need all the loots oh oh golden pants and carrot juice i will gladly wear your golden pants

I’ll gladly wear the golden pants thank you very much i’m taking the bed with me that is mine that is mine mine got to keep going keep going never stop all right let’s pay attention to what house i’ve been in first of all hey thank you very much sir thank you very much

That right there unless uh eight ten okay eight ten huh hey you got anything else around here all right so this looks like oh this is a fantastic mineshaft fantastic fan damn tastic i need them seeds yo what is he doing in town you got a skeleton problem what’s that

Skeleton why is the skeleton here okay what the hell oh um um um i can teleport i could teleport back to my home yo oh hell yeah i can teleport back home oh my god oh my god we can go back let’s rob this place first though

I guess i can punch that stuff right this i can’t okay Another shovel i don’t need a stone shovel i got the iron shovels right here we don’t need those stinking stone shovel why’s that damn thing huge an alpha an alpha it’s huge this is the first place i came in all right i’ve been in there right i’m damn confused all right right here

Take the damn charcoal charcoal my choco thank you sir thank you and the crispy bacon and crispy bacon oh my goodness thank you so much it looks like a damn turd but i’ll eat it crispy bacons oh damn hanging cooked pork chops the magentas in the in the woods oh my goodness okay

Take this my skeleton skull nice bed nice little bedroom you got here sir oh luke the head all right um i need to just go home i need to go home or at least sleep here for the night i’ll sleep here for tonight i’m not i’m not done with this place hell yeah

Can i pick that up no chucks Level eight i could use this use that rhythm seeds did nothing here Uh i’m hot we’re hot Hot Um um um i don’t need that Boot on Helmet on Dammit i don’t know what i’m doing all right drop the wheat boom i mean drop that It’s gotta be level 12 really 12 to even use All right okay i’m sorry i’m slow at this i apologize I guess i could sleep here right just in case just in case just in case okay all right so what i was wanting to do before we leave here is continue to loot but where’s that place at um he did all right okay all right i can mine all the area down here

Get all the coal and stuff i have iron tools get some levels while i do this then once i’m finished mining i could go back to the other location maybe i should go now uh where the hell is the waist on All right so now i can travel that’s cool though i can travel back and forth now that’s really awesome i like that i like that and we’re back here and i know exactly where to go there’s there’s the tower of doom we’re back oh i completely forgotten i’ve done that

I believe my house was there i believe let’s go back there let’s drop off everything i have oh yeah it was a hell of a journey a hell of a journey i could i should have farmed the hell out of that place though Me i’m so proud to be a part of this great big family you’re never gonna take this away from me