Climbing to FIGHT the JUNGLE MONSTROSITY in Minecraft Dungeons

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the battlefield as you can see i have just nothing good ever oh my gosh this is sad but that’s fine walk through one glowing blue door and then fight for my life a creeper no stay away okay well we’ve already lost a huge chunk of health

Things are going great roll roll i got stuck on the stairs okay well i’m supposed to go 30 floors and i’m barely gonna be able to do one i shouldn’t even say that i’ve yet to get out of here successfully and there’s another creeper walking this is fine all

Right is this good are we done four one finished open the door you weird jenga block oh and then there was a skeleton hiding over here in the apple orchard all right oh apparently i have an enchantment point too let’s go into snowball with it i feel like getting

Overwhelmed by enemies is the primary cause of death and so that just helps it out so how does this work do i just oh i get to pick my loot uh i’m gonna be honest i think i can manage without all of this so i’ll buy an extra enchantment

Point give me one multi shot and then one busy bee now occasionally i’ll just fire five arrows does that take five arrows out of my inventory by chance oh god i’m trying to do some quick maths in my head game quit doing stuff anyone ever tell you that that’s a little vain

I mean look at you look at the statue come on man floor two done easy as pie oh that’s a unique weapon hello can i just what happened did i just take another enchantment point on accident did i just lose out on a unique weapon because of bad ui design i’m losing my

Mind this time i’ll take more multi shots hello can i roll in dang it i was hoping if i was swift enough i could just skip everything i have to do obligations responsibilities it all would have been nice can i oh yes attack my beat idiot uh you’re so dumb i’m the

Real threat he’s just a cute sidekick ooh i have another god i played your stupid game i danced your little dance get me out of here four four done because there’s another unique oh hello weapon come here is echo good on a very slow sword or would making this attack much much

Faster be best because look at how slow this swing it’s not not really the best thing in the book what is that what is that new enemy new enemy run away new enemy run away you gotta be calm and collect information oh he just dealt so much damage wait a

Second i can do that too oh yeah this is good this is a good weapon yep everything’s dead thanks you die too i’m sorry game is that supposed to be a challenge ah to me it was more than a warm-up or less than a warm-up wait that didn’t make

Sense i’m sorry this lightning rod sounds extremely fun give me how do i oh i need souls to use this give me your soul thank you hard to tell if it worked or not not really the most confident where is the last enemy at how i walked

From this direction i guess i need to start going at the speed of a slow molasses because this thing is just it spawns in behind me oh phantom armor might not be so bad give me hey you you die hey you lightning watch out oh kevin hey buddy having an ally is

Probably actually one of the better things i could do simply because stuff is gonna aggro him now too just take some of the heat off of me not like it matters there’s two slashes to this the one and then the slam the one and then

The slam hey hold this for me thanks oh two tnt you shouldn’t have i’m gonna save these for the next level because i think that was the last enemy i need to kill how you doing kevin doing good good to see you buddy let’s keep a move on

Floor eight cleared i could get another enchantment point or this vexing chant and i’m curious oh does it just give me a vex is he like a permanent little guy oh it gives me three of them this is good what are you oh you increased the

Power of a chosen item yeah don’t mind if i do man oh wait if this is a merchant floor that probably means that in this next one it’s a boss floor all right let’s get on with it who’s here die die oh wait you’re like the tower

Host guy uh what boss am i getting something fun something chill or the corrupted cauldron actually wait throw that tnt down this might work out perfect yes go summon everyone do more of this can i just keep having soul damage strike it hang on wait a second

He’s already that low from just me doing that to him wow and then this excessive damage is probably going to come in handy and was that a boss are we sure didn’t feel very boss-like to me none of this is really what i’m looking for game so i’ll go into an enchantment point

Which gives me enough to get another rampaging for 15 seconds so overall my dps is getting well upgraded you really look weird is it like a hive mind thing or what are all three of you different the guy on the green has to be getting the

Short end of this stick hey what no why am i webbed stop it i was trying to make fun of this guy thank you idiots you know the 50 attack speed increase might actually be uh one of the most broken upgrades i’ve used ever look at it a 10

Chance to activate that’s a guaranteed every time get back here why are you running stop and i’m strong again thank you hey how’d you survive i’m not really confident what most of these things do but this says it boosts my damage so is it just like a kind of an automatic

Thing what is can i just keep spamming it i don’t know oh i’ve made a friend oh yeah and i have vexes what am i doing start beating things up good work friends am i good did i like accomplish everything i needed to do love me wow i just winked

At that guy once and suddenly i beat the level because of that cool whoa when these seats sound amazing for mobbing maybe i’ll get rid of the vexing chant and throw on the seeds because hello what just happened why do i have the am i stuck with this thing well learned our

Lesson there cool game thanks for the free bug appreciate you that’s it i’m taking my anger out on him can i hit stuff through here oh i can well this is fair yep thanks floor 14 done and i feel like there’s got to be a

Unique bow coming up if i was able to get a unique weapon right can i just bank on that luck i’m banking on it give me the enchantment point what is this this is scary that’s right i got an enchantment point give me the tumblebee

I have 101 chance to summon a b now which means it’s guaranteed so i’m going to roll into this wall three times just me and my friends all right let’s get on with it is there no enemies anywhere oh wait here we go now they’re spawning in

Go ahead no keep spawning stuff in hordes up here this works out great for me actually i’m completely fine with this that guy is huge and he’s dead and they’re dead everything’s dead give me arrows dead dead we’re on a roll baby we can’t stop now big pig dead i said dead

Thank you 4 16 done mystery armor gives me a little bit more health and i feel like i have enough souls stacked up so i might as well do it stay back stay back stay back stay back roll away stay back wait what am i doing there’s a chance of

Lightning happening hey guys did you check the forecast i know you didn’t idiots anyway it’s thunderstorms yeah go do that in the afterlife idiot what are these stupid plants get them out of here floor 17 done floor 18 underway i still have my starting crossbow so i’ll just take this for now

Gravity seems good but tempo theft pretty much makes me untouchable oh and weakening is going to save my life thank you and thank you everything is working out what is going on hello random wow this shoots so fast too oh my gosh and i go into shadow form this thing is like

Crazy good huh a lot of artifacts here and again i can’t change out my vex paper well i want the rest of my stuff i guess that means it’s enchantment point time oh merchant floor oh that means the boss is coming oh yeah i’m at floor 19.

What is unique smith why are you built like that oh he makes my stuff unique i have no unique on everything except for my crossbow so it looks like we’re going this first shot won’t break shadow form oh look all i know is it’s about to be

Another boss fight floor 19 done because all i had to do was talk to a big brick man and now it’s the boss floor high weird stack em up machine what boss is it this time something easy probably or the nameless one not not an easy boss

What is he doing was he like is this allowed can i just sit here and do this can i whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what is that you’re gonna summon 90 of yourself on me that’s not nice that’s fine i don’t

Really do much bow damage but i can summon out my vexes to kind of wait what am i doing i always forget i had this thing light and then lightning and lightning and the lightning are you trying to heal like i think this is like a healing

Thing he does wait all of these guys fall in love with me oh you idiot why would you summon out allies yes they’re all gonna fight each other while i just deal with you you suck did i win it’s over yeah go me oh there’s one guy left

All right you can have this buddy ah second easiest boss i’ve ever fought hopefully the last boss is a little bit tougher oh wait this is another shadow crossbow but it has infinity it feels weird to do this but i’m doing it infinity lets me infinitely shoot and it

Has tempo theft again so just give me it it’s like i got the same crossbow but without the one effect that i never really get anyways hey guys fall in love i wish i could have gotten these little fire guys to fall in love with me because that would be huge damage on

Literally every mob that exists much like this lightning strike ah idiots thank you hey no one chanting hey no living stop it die these enemies have a ton more health all of a sudden what what happened why did i suddenly go from being able to like one-shot things to

Taking five hits life comes at you pretty fast it seems oh and i’m so close to death is there an enemy up here no thankfully i don’t think i want any of this stuff so give me another enchantment point because now i’m fully healed again also i can max out

Cowardice which means all these enemies are very strong hang on can i make these guys fall in love with me by chance yes oh my gosh this might just save my life i also need to get out of here about as fast as humanly possible these enemies

Have way too much health oh man sometimes people need a break i tell you what strength potion come here i’ll just take in the beautiful view while everything dies inside i said dies oh wait no i just got my attack boost i want to use that also lightning up there

These guys are just surviving lightning strikes like they’re nothing did you just shield a lightning strike that’s not how that works at all actually can i hit my slam up there if i’m lucky no i think i can hit it over here though oh they can hit me through the wall too

Wait fall in love it’s such a good upgrade the difficulty ramped up so fast so unnecessarily fast that’s all right we made it through give me a better weapon i think now or something please is it weird that i’m thinking about getting this bone club tell you what let’s just get another

Enchantment point i feel like at this point too i don’t really oh what the why are blocks dropping from the sky what is going on i also really enjoy how these guys waited for me to get all the way to the very end before uh trying to do

Anything i can’t even kill endermites anymore oh i need a new weapon instantly die excess damage goes to different mobs but there’s none ever roll roll the enderman’s right there lightning strike random things at this point i don’t even care dead dead dead no oh i just got jumped by an

Enchanted enemy dang it that’s fine back to life i don’t know what happens to stuff after i uh oh once i make something fall in love with me it just dies and then oh there’s the enderman okay that’s too much damage bro please all right i’m just gonna take

This couple shots at a time couple shots and a couple lightning strikes at a time oh stay away i have to play this much smarter now you really have to kite these enemies i didn’t mean to roll into him that’s embarrassing oh yes he didn’t

Teleport away so i got a free hit idiot stop stop stay back stay back stay back die yes oh man that was tough all right let’s get a move on oh god there’s still stuff up here fall in love with me whatever’s up here can i tnt that too

Yeah that worked out well that guy’s in love with me this one’s not a ton of enchantment enemies here did i get them did everyone die now they did okay so immediately take a new weapon upgrade are any of these weapons even good i don’t think so but this pickaxe has kind

Of like fun enchantments on it and it does more damage than my starless knight so we’ll take it might as well get rampaging again and then we’ll go with critical hit it’s hard to tell what loves me and what doesn’t because there is like no actual indicator and i just

Died because i got slowed and a creeper blew up on me all right time to play the fun way just non-stop bow shooting there’s no need for me to ever approach an enemy again ow fire stop it oh my gosh the slowness is what’s really getting me right now too you’re special

Guys slowing down all my actions this is such an absolute debuff that’s fine i think we should make it through 424 with our life barely oh my gosh the gong of weakening this thing sounds great can i get rid of my vexing chant now is that

Yes oh finally so i think this just makes mobs like a ton weaker right how does that looks good to me oh there’s a mini boss over there oh wow all right i need to kill everything and there’s an enderman right here too i have no qualms staying all the way over

Here i have to fight aghast and two endermen with like half my life this is impossible stay back stay back no one cares stay back stay back die pull a strength potion that might actually be really good for me die die all right i’ve angered one of the enderman might

Not be my best idea but that’s fine i’ll gong of weakening two hopefully that well he’s at half health actually i don’t think this was the worst idea i’ve ever had hit run away hit oh it’s because he slowed that’s right i forgot i did that where is he hello where’d he

Go why are they stop give me my health back game thank you and there’s the gas can i get an angle where i can hit him and he can’t hit me i think if i just keep trading like this we should be good a few moments later i’m like three more

Bow shots and he’ll die one two three yes oh let me out of here please floor 25 done oh hey it’s this bone club again you know don’t mind if i do and i will go into leaching and refreshment oh hopefully that solves my health issue

Fall in love with me oh no i can’t make these guys love me dang it i can make that skeleton love me though it works out fine i’ll help you beat this guy up oh he just dealt 103 damage to me that’s crazy hey wait i have my health potion

Back again already this is going well i gotta make sure i roll in on skeletons because otherwise they just run away forever and that is not fun roll hit i said hit thank you is there anything up here no what the heck where’s the final enemies over here fall in love with me

All right is it over now yeah that was literally the end of the level it’s such a weird way to end it but i’m glad it works oh tasty bone i think it’s time to get rid of my lightning rod hey kevin i always needed your buddy fall in love

Kevin we got this guy let’s go you and me with the power of friendship kevin just got thrown off the map no is that you down there fall in love yes causing chaos in the ranks that is how you win wars stuff dies so easily oh god this

One’s free of weakening and i need to run away again can stuff deal damage to me from up there thank you kevin come back yes i always needed my buddy perfect and now i can get in here and start leeching health back yes oh you and me kevin we’re unstoppable oh i

Just took a lot of damage from bose really are we done we’re moving on with this 427 out of 30 yep so i have what two more chances to get better armor and i did not get one oh hey there’s an upgraded version of corrupted seeds yeah i’ll take this look

Okay there’s only one mob there but still are they invisible i don’t know why i just got really paranoid about that being a thing that could happen get him kevin go get him i can shoot him from all the way over here this is crazy

Range did i do that oh it’s over yes 428 is done hi floor 29 shulker armor sounds like it could be really good but this has damage reduction and a chance to negate damage i’m sure this is the right option all right what merchant are you

Going to be this time buddy it’s the guildsmith oh i can guild one of my items huh i guess guild my bone club grant’s temporary shield that feels good that feels right kevin there’s never been a more important fight than this one buddy floor 29 done final boss floor

Is it you now nope still not okay what’s it gonna be also that is a long road oh it’s the abomination oh that kind of makes sense actually first off make some stuff fall in love with me make sure i have kevin out and then bramble everything i can these guys just don’t

Really do much and i’ve wow look at how much health he has look at how little my bow does this is fine i can just keep soul leeching him and brambling the things that want to hit me this is a war of attrition you abomination roll

Through yes oh this is solid enough oh i can just stick behind him like this huh wow this is uh an interesting boss attack pattern i’m sure this will change here in one second but still what is he doing did i oh is this like his weekend

Phase huh that’s just so much random damage i didn’t think i was i haven’t stopped hitting him yet this poor guy oh something’s hurting me kevin come back out things fall in love or at least one of you did can i bramble him i don’t think that actually worked it’s fine i’m

Fairly certain i got him down to half health i just have to keep sticking on his good arm because he only has one weird vine on the other side go into your weekend mode oh no these things are strong enough to kill me like just on

Their own this is fine just gotta make sure i keep range and be good good work kevin thanks buddy shoot and roll yes all right i need to speed steal fall in love with me and then die why does this flower work why does it deal damage i

Probably didn’t need to actually ramble again there but you know what it felt right oh roll this way yes he’s down to a third oh and he’s taking more damage from this again kevin i wish you were here to help buddy come on he’s so close to death this is fine

Re-roll oh with such a simplistic attack pattern and nothing but random people to try and help you win was there ever really a challenge you stupid abomination go into the afterlife yes oh the jungle obama nation is no more after years of practice and training in this

Mode and three mental breakdowns by that i just mean the two lives that i lost and you know the entire time i complained well i think there’s really only one thing to do now do the tower on apocalypse