You Baby love baby love hi everybody welcome to the wheel of alfred stream we’re all very excited I’m sure I am sure you’re all very excited but I’m certainly very excited because today we’re gonna be raising money for a very special boy his name is Alfred Carroll Coleman the third and he is a very important friend to me as I’m sure he’s very important to most of his friends he brings a very special light to any room he enters and I’m so excited that you’ve all joined and you’re all going to help Us even just by being here if you can’t donate that’s fine just by being here you’re helping us greatly so let me go ahead and get in call with two of friends that I think you might know this it wasn’t supposed to be this way it wasn’t supposed to be this way hi You’re on stream yeah we’re talking about audio stuff so I didn’t realize this but so just to fill you in I was annoying Alfred about about about the the situation I had until I recently upgraded my audio equipment where I had an audio technica at2020 XLR mic that Needed phantom power but I didn’t know what I was doing when I set it up so I just had it plugged into a separate a phantom power like powered by ghosts no that’s what it’s called in a tiny little box Alfred oh that’s just say the XLR to USB Mic was not good and I don’t know why I let myself do that uh but it just blew out the audio so much that literally for my entire Lake like like for literally up until like a few months ago like as long as you knew me I had my microphone Volume settings down to zero hey hey man I may interrupt briefly yes okay so we’ve already were already getting quite a bit of donations we got $10 from day time chaos who says gay gays we got $10 from math bio says on god we didn’t get you new computer Alfred and Then from from L we have $100 saying how have you been talking about how much we love Alfred again Oh God when I see him it’s on site it’s on site from spoiled citrus we have $30 okay hang on the voice is talking over me god damn robot This happens and then from spoiled stitches we have $30 saying go go crazy go stupid for Alfred y’all exclamation point times 10 and they also they requested the rats birthday mixtape so we have to listen to that now so you guys want to play some minecraft with me Do you think sure let’s play some minecraft Lehman’s right hopefully my computer moves yeah let’s hope so yes so I I have a Minecraft realm that you’re already both invited to so you should it’s just the QuickTime voice dubs I started a new world so you should be able to join that One it’ll be great ok yeah so also to the person who has whispered to me they said they want to give it you know but if you we’re going to try to earn up to the goal it might not all be tonight it may be done in a separate stream we Don’t know we don’t just we do not know but the goal for tonight they were asking me what happens if like I see it over this [ __ ] again like I said all money for this thing’s going to be going to this computer and yes the new parts And shipping in all those other [ __ ] so essentially yeah that’s what we’re going to do that’s taken into account with the with the with the goal we have here but anything that goes over is I imagine still going to be going for it either making the computer better or maybe like Upgrading some other equipment if needed yes yes that’s the deal like like it so it’s all going towards making sure that Alfred has a new and improved workstation also we just did 200 holy [ __ ] Alfred can you had a guinea go ahead and read off what the the title of The stream is oh my god it’s real Alfred exactly you daft [ __ ] we [ __ ] love you yeah and we have we have 500 viewers currently remember what happened when I do I’m using my SuperDuper gaming shader so I hope y’all don’t feel too intimidated by my literally none of us will be able To see it so so I hope you have fun I have the shadows my shade could save California from the buyers that’s a powers in made said my shaders are high-quality and my meat is huge my feet is Cuba might my shaders are sexy we shouldn’t doing it make Alfred laugh Wait what yes looked here left its Alfred time thanks penny twitch on my phone so I can see yeah I know we’re going to be going for like a few hours but at one point I’m gonna have to let Lee are like throw no because he’s like I want to bring Everybody know yeah yeah we doing we doing Java because I got my new computer I can run Java now ok think I was just about to ask you like can you here I come the boys coming into the man of the hour on campus I don’t want to say thank Y’all so much for coming 700 already good oh I’m okay well we’re gonna do messages is I think every like 10 minutes or so I’m gonna I’m gonna stop and I’m gonna read off all the messages you know what we’ve gone so fast so yeah let me actually we have move everybody okay Hang on this is actually going so fast that I okay okay let me let me read off all the donations uh it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine so from celestially we have $5 cents alpha time from AB oh no no we have $20 saying yeah yell yeah let’s get Alfred a New computer from supreme bat we have $10 saying love supporting the other artists baby bag of holding donated $5 it said Alfred here’s a five gay bucks good luck to contact otaku terror donate $50 who said let’s go gays burning crab donated 420 and said we love Alfred MooMoo music time and donated the song MooMoo farm from Mario Kart 64 from howdy Hokage we have 100 American US dollars and said get that computer boy break break beat bun donated $25 and said we’re hitting the goal before this [ __ ] even start dude magnetic like it Yeah and we have a lot more to read magnetic like at 413 donated $20 and said have some money for a computer drawn to life minecraft edition 6 yut or but I guess donated $3 and said how well from Russia cactus pillow donated $10 said wakes up Oh [ __ ] I need to appreciate Alfred runs into heavy traffic traffic we still need you to love and support Alfred from yahooza we have $5 I’d take my money you josiah donated $25 holy [ __ ] it’s moving I needed to scroll down because it’s moving so goddamn fast said it’s time For a speed run a computer fund it’s time to speed run a computer fund to occupy our donated $25 he said I dropped my phone when I realized the stream went up Alfred I want you to be able to follow your dreams so much love you claritin clear donated $50 instead a Mere fraction of a joy you’ll provide with content and goofs are your content and goofs rye breads don’t need to thirty-seven dollars and 76 cents Alfred I work in animation in Vancouver and I wish you good vibes for getting industry work with your new comp computer I wish my Canadian dollars were stronger Benadryl cuckoo bird you don’t have to apologize forgive against money I promise benadryl cucumber donated $5 and said we love Alfred molotoving donated $5 didn’t say anything smallish donated $5 said love you Alfred muah XE XE Ola nobody donated $10 and said we love you dude get that computer Bastard donated $3 and said okay okay we have okay thank you how do you just got to the howdy Hokage in the queue because we’re listening in music I know I joke about it sometimes but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone he actually tried to do this finally interred finally Introducing Luna go Alfred and they donated a k-pop song presumably by Luna dancing grave donated 5 $50 it said Alfred you bring a whole lot of people a whole lot of joy now it’s time to we do the same for you strong sandwich donated $5 said Alfred’s New computer we love you love to see it bisexual frog donated yay love to [ __ ] see it bisexual frog donated six dollars and four cents it’s not high Lyle furred I love you you’re great you’re a great man and I hope you get a new computer you Are so great the frog gang loves you over a little flower oh [ __ ] there’s money in the flower oh [ __ ] and sevensee donated eight dollars and 80 cents at Alfred I freaking love you man Nilsa sorry God which I don’t know if that’s the real one but uh they donated $5 we are all your new computer parents I think you deserve custody rights goth Chad donated $50 and said we love Alfred support artists Guy Fieri’s video games donated $10 and said we out here wrote fortnight dances dis dis ardor donated $100 said get rekt Catherine donated $30 Yeah I know Catherine Catherine donated Catherine donated $30 he said let’s get this funded pulaar or pole are with two O’s donated $20 said Alfred is risk akin why is she thank you Thank You polar um ysu girl are you Sioux girl donated five dollars I said let’s get the boy let’s get our boy the goods of oblivion Union donated $5 said I’m gonna go even higher I’m gonna donate on the moon Sulu donated $20 and said Alfred Congrats on escaping Kentucky my fiance still stuck there but one day she’ll be two free em donated Fighting for her freedom I believe we for every [ __ ] day dude em donated 13 dollars and 37 cents it says what if I put my minecraft bed next to yours just kidding haha unless star float donated five dollars and said throwing some coin towards alfredo because he deserves it Karen donated $25 and said hope this gets funded burning Crabbe donated six dollars and ninety cents said 69s for Alfred [ __ ] it’s so because sometimes the robot voice reads over me I’m sorry that this has been going on for 10 minutes but y’all just loved Alfred so Goddamn much um we’re almost done I promise címon bekaert donated $5 and 69 cents it said courtesy of the Swedish government hot young tech wizard donated $5 that gives you money gives you I am a lamp squid donated $69 in 69 and chase you’re cool too I accept this Random donated yen dollars and said it Alfred my boy my man I love you a [ __ ] terrible writer donated $5 and said computer Johnny Johnny’s donated $5 and said get yo [ __ ] boy burning crab donated $4 in 20 cents and said oh god [ __ ] I need to appreciate Alfred goes Crazy stupid sickly jelly donated $30 and said this is from me and my little sister artist support artist snaps cube I don’t know who that is donated $100 said don’t you [ __ ] tell anyone I’m sorry I’m reading them so fast and then finally atomic quote donated Five dollars he said on god bro we gonna get you a computing love y’all gays next stream let’s get Alfred to France and that’s now we’re caught up we are officially caught up and we’re at $1,200 we are 300 Oh short of our goal it’s But no boomer just boomer zombie thank you all so [ __ ] what wait I was reading donations for like ten minutes of 20 minutes I fully expected this there is no doubt in my mind we were gonna [ __ ] make ya know we [ __ ] every look and how crazy we love You I don’t know if I told you this yeah I just I gotta do a thing I have to Thank You Commodore something is Alfred okay here’s the thing here’s the thing let me think let me think let me okay well I think I want to say yes this Isn’t you don’t have to do anything I mean it would be cool if you did but you don’t have to also because you already do so much and that’s why people are donating you do also it has anyone else notice we are stranded on an island yeah That just hit me I was like I wonder why I can’t go there in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere that is that is true know what let’s please if my friend is messaged me hold on I have to read just one second oh okay I’ll make a bow for Alfred oh that’s okay if if we make it my friend said if I make it to like a certain thing that I should read the RDV the Eggman announcement which is for [ __ ] or something like the lines that like we’re already performing for people like this yes that’s That’s true but it’s like this y’all it was so like I blinked estranged up just because people went [ __ ] buck wild crazy on the come on we’re going sailing away from the we’ve won watched a secret Alfred you bring a whole look at the right stuff this is just a little flower island like redo our split so that one piece so are we gonna treasure on this I wonder no I just like this island cuz this is flat and sand and dirt and flour yeah that’s yeah We’re less than $10 away from I think well I think what you mean by that is we’re $11 over the goal and by that I mean $16 going shows my brain cells right now I’m gonna turn I’m gonna turn down the the Robo voice who’s been talking over us this entire [ __ ] time Give me one second Oh fine Jesus Christ well now we were over the thing so yeah so I guess dreams over how do I turn those [ __ ] crazy Alfred would you like to say a few words here let me hello super quick round and then like I just Looked at me like by the way literally chase was telling us over like hey explain what you had to do to streets whose are all gonna make you late to this much I’m like you know in 30 minutes everyone would [ __ ] doodoo baby crazy and like [ __ ] so I I posit I pause the queue so if you if you wanna if you want to say anything go ahead not to put you on the spot okay people are still donating like fifty dollars at a time so you would do the Eggman if you don’t here’s the thing here’s the thing Alfred you don’t have you’re not required to do anything you don’t have to get anything do whatever you feel don’t be like performer Alfred right now allow yourself to say what you want to say without any preconceptions of what you think people want to hear out of you I don’t I don’t know what brain think more the sentence can’t form I don’t know what I’m filled with joy I can feel the [ __ ] love I can feel it in my brain I was like we’re gonna do this for three hours and then we’re gonna do another stream tomorrow and hopefully we Could like make it to the point and then I’m gonna get this foot here we’re gonna get this [ __ ] bread y’all [ __ ] are over a hundred and nine point forty six percent right now and we still have like three hours of this [ __ ] stream to go but two and a Half just for the record so we’re gonna half of still haven’t reached still haven’t reached an hour and 30 or if we have still not reached 30 minutes yet at 16 leave in the span of 15 minutes that’s that’s bananas that’s bonkers that’s [ __ ] crazy you know what it is it’s You have [ __ ] made such a consistent and positive impact on people and the lives of people around you and like you are such a wonderful friend and a wonderful person that every [ __ ] person who was able to jump at when given the opportunity would do so so Like here’s the thing about it is that you deserve it because you deserve every good thing that’s coming your way buddy and you got a lot of it so like I don’t know I love you I love you too Alfred hey everybody everybody in check can you Play we say in chat we love you all right down again say sorry I’m still a little [ __ ] in my crack like a like a like a beyblade I’m stuck I’m stuck okay we’re good hey hey hey hey what do you say when you say we go sailing and find A nice place to build a Minecraft house music Let’s go fast why is there a looking school of fish in the water that will kill us no no here’s there’s a boat here Oh check this out or should I say check this sound oh my god treasures oh this is a gigantic ocean oh there I found Some paper and a map I almost drowned because of you I’m sorry yeah well I I’m glad that Hatsune Miku added the microphone but you can just straight up drown and kill people it’s pretty innovative and then we heard upon our own times I found some carrots and Some moldy potatoes so also that cursed Vista this is yeah we are now we now all have dealt yellow yeah I noticed that and we can’t break any wood because they take away all of your strength and it lasts for like yep and last for five Minutes yeah I got three minutes left on mine I got two minutes fifty pretty cool so we’re not gonna be able to collect any items all so I’m gonna go ahead and double check and see if floor on a peninsula again or this is an nope it’s A [ __ ] Peninsula right wow this is just like Wind Waker I just want a big forest please look I like Islands but I want to go soon who want to grow dirt there are two big-ass shadows protruding from the water here on they’re both there what are you what are you talking About hang on what are you saying I don’t I’m I have a shader pack oh okay there’s a graphical glitch that’s causing two big-ass shadows just in a straight line it’s it’s it’s like Road lines I want to follow it and they’re both raining they’re both at the same Time saying where’s those damn diamonds oh my god it’s still there okay I’m following it wait where did you go oh come hither I’ll guide you to the peninsula and by the peninsula I mean that that’s what I call penny the pen down all right I’m gonna I’m gonna swim On the straight and narrow I was about to say being straight that’s not something that’s new for you they disappeared so I guess I’m just gonna guesswork okay great let’s find out together let’s let’s swim away let’s find out signed out to get yeah yeah yeah the water looks like this is scary Are you I think I got a little bit I love is this is an island or no all right I’ll enjoy that too we just literally got the worst ones but I think yeah this is unfortunate because the seat is literally we love Alfred so down Raining and [ __ ] nobly I think the worst one I ever got y’all and it was so cryptic oh oh [ __ ] please tell me what’s on a forest stream lines straight lines to the straight line steer me wrong did we did we do it do we do it I think we Found one I think you found some some land realest [ __ ] people assume soon so hard to see here it is it is nighttime Gators that make it infinitely harder to see in nights buddy oh I just glitched tight tight tight tight hey guys hey yeah I can’t move Oh sick hang on What do anything minecraft minecraft’ not responding hold on oh no oh no oh no my boat has been commandeered playas zombie Oh No yeah oh god yeah there are there are monsters in this video game encourages other zombies oh god oh god oh god this is why else repealed in 2007 and this [ __ ] stream yes also Ryan rated us with a with a 28 people thanks Ryan no pity I’ll save you I met the die Nikki you’re my favorite girl come back wait in my life am I in it does anybody have any torches no what I have an apple so these you Know Oh God me like below Johnny Appleseed I just know we’re not gonna be able to make any torches on this video which we on track home I have I picked it up from the treasure chest oh how many choices do we have 5:15 oh [ __ ] Okay so our fatigue or our gal should be [ __ ] gone should be cured of our injuries let’s punch trees and in go the hell off and my brain is still broken and recovery I just like commentate my current phase gonna be [ __ ] no numbs oh the wet grass looks so shiny you know Maybe if I get this new computer I’ll actually be able to get those shaders yeah okay I’ve set the world spawn to where we are and I’ve also put keep inventory to true we’re playing what sorry you cut out I thought we see no we’re playing on a Hard moon what no all of us our casuals what are you talking about I’ve been dabbling in some hard penny literally had a thing that was gonna be like all of us play Minecraft part mood yeah that was like supposed to be seven months ago wasn’t it yeah you raise a good point Penny I can’t really argue with that we were preparing something too to proceed it it sits on the to-do list because everyone’s [ __ ] everyone’s fun it’s true we’re all crackheads in real life it’s hard to get in Japan so I can hear you over the crack oh yeah no It’s okay no I understand you’re like I would be listening it’s the key John musical of key Jen music do you ever listen to key Jen music something’s really good you know I don’t need my ears you know I think I will have the ears of Arnold reason it induced me with Like the most anxiety I think I’ve ever felt music music that my computer has having a stroke oh no the government [ __ ] The software I’m taking 12 years off of my computer’s life I know this I’m afraid I’m afraid I’m afraid I’m afraid I’m afraid I’m afraid I’m spider eating my mouth no that’s for whatever you didn’t I’m going to get slapped I’m going to die I’m going to die huh okay that’s one get This oh hey speaking of I’m going to die hey you know what’s coming out tomorrow it’s the RTF thing no I’m the Resident Evil 2 episode of real-time fandub otherwise known as real-time phantom and the examination of Club Penguin user floppy feet is premiering tomorrow at 7 P.m. central yeah I’m gonna drop a link to the premiere a link in the chat if you don’t mind chase oh yeah go for it but I’m gonna ban you from my chat oh okay yeah all three of us are in it please save this link turn on Notifications for this thing please try and be there tomorrow for the premiere we’re all gonna be there yeah we’re not gonna be like streaming but we’re gonna be in the chat yeah yeah it’s it’s a YouTube premiere so it’s gonna be like a pre uploaded video but there’s a live Chat to it see it share your reactions and stuff we would love love love love love love to see you there yeah it’ll be like it’ll it’s it’s basically like you’re watching the video as soon as it comes out but you’re watching it with like a bunch of other People I would honestly the optimal way yeah and it’s so much fun when you go into a movie except for it yeah like everybody gets to yell and everyone’s like super okay with it it’s like a Marvel movie so yeah go for it yeah I’m I’m really proud of it It’s a it’s such a different tone then than the other ones that we’ve done but I think that it’s good for it yeah yeah it’s a horror comedy done it like it has Leighton you did some legitimately like like it has penny was too caught up in RT yet she’s got her [ __ ] ear buds and she’s got her RTF airports and ok Hanks in in in two minutes I’m gonna go ahead and read off all the donations we’ve gotten since last night I think okay the lo of donations has slowed down considerably so I think it’ll be a lot Easier but yeah but I mean that’s cuz you know we’re at what a hundred and yeah we’re at a hundred and fifteen or it’ll buy him a nice dinner only after he’s bought the computer yes yeah it does good garble hydrates in your body it’s it tastes really really yummy in The tummy going and just let her [ __ ] die I’m the only person that had this stomach look at them then go hey you know for that Apple yes yeah yeah I think yeah you know I’m pretty sure it’s just you actually call me Chucky it’s Chet even cities are talking about this For like the passage what like three weeks now Jays like do you know please do you don’t have to keep track because higher of being singled out I want some confirmation like is is that so bad can I get confirmation from people that like their stomachs tell them de Bourgh [ __ ] I okay here’s the thing I guess technically sometimes mine does too but it doesn’t like say hey chase for that Apple it says yeah no no it’s not it’s not are you are you viewing it as like a conscious decision by the stomach I feel like I Feel like I speak like he’s too emotionally like I speak stomach in so like I don’t understand well that’s good I like that okay no that’s so Mickey and I like this good one else for you don’t have big hands because your ass cheeks are so big Dude you know they say about a person with a Herson person not morally no not a socially acceptable way no yeah you can in the same way that I can go to Walmart and play a game of Go Fish in the middle of the [ __ ] subway il but Like this it’s wait wait hang on do you have you’re at Walmart there’s an entire Idol aisle for you dedicated to Subway yes not if no one inside in aisle Oh she set us up the subway aisle I go to the aisle uh-huh the other side what’s That in my aunt it’s a meatball marinara are you sure you can just have one in your purse hey listen I’m gonna I’m just gonna play like this I’m only gonna say it once I go to the subway I eat the trains close okay so I’m gonna I’m gonna step in here and I’m only gonna say this once okay I’m only gonna say this one time and she’s not gonna say it again now wasn’t the same one it’s okay she now moaning I say this once yes oh is coming Upon me Oh sisters my deaf thanks guys I appreciate it it’s a lot of fun this is a really nice house we’ve built I think this is a house yeah well me at home is where the heart is and my heart is right here with you two idiots Looks like someone’s heart organ no it doesn’t what And listen you’re making the undertale you know from the game undertale you know the game undertale no no one game i like those freaking skeletons get away from me Alfred is trying out for the half-life half-life scientists you need to give me my personal space Alfred mothertrucker dude don’t shoot don’t you [ __ ] cuss like that ok do you call your mother by that tone oh you you call your mother by that the other already Alfred hem help me dig in my mine shafts how did she do on ya guys yeah yeah you’re doing so good everybody Thanks penny I love donut I love what I love Lion King I love king of a little dude Alfred you’re not even doing the thing you have to you have to do that because otherwise we’re gonna bonk our [ __ ] heads the entire time okay okay okay hang on I’m gonna read Off the donations that you broke you broke the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh God okay there are so many donations that I no longer have the entire donation history unfortunately also hey Caitlyn gave us a hose thanks Caitlin okay it’s okay I think I’m really sorry but I think we’re Gonna miss a couple of the people you have to understand and drama to donated $5 and said you can’t buy a computer you have to buy two we’re gonna make this we’re gonna make this happen Cap’n but only if you use the second one to create A gay AI okay then a gay I if you will then from the only guy I know you got $10 let’s get this bread gamers juice backs donated $5 said Alfred time six donated $10 to set a small price to pay for Alfred Twilight Fox donated $5 said Boop cuddle birdie donated $5 and said sonic or it’s no they said good luck on the computer quest Alfred I don’t know why I said sonic Ethan the renegade donated $5 said here’s a here’s a fiver for you good to see penny and Alfred patch things up before this after the Sock incident eight eight eight four eight aah beer donated $10 and said hey remember cada lien though the cotillion that’s Connelly and remember the cotillion yeah figured I’d pay you back for you did I love you [ __ ] lassie gator donated ten you know to five Canadian dollars yeah I Gotta be right back okay top right no problem I have some more serotonin you wonderful gay transgender prize Jocelyn donated $5 said I snorted a line off this bill and I think you could use it butterfly sweets donated six dollars Alfred you’re them you’re my favorite person on the internet you’ve gotten me Through so much and you’re such an amazing person and I hope all of your computer animation dreams come true appreciate yourself more to talk a terror who donated $100 previously said they donated 25 and said have some more and then the angry or the the mischievous in yo face Jessie Bell’s donated $10 and gave you five heart emojis Prince honey tea donated three dollars and said feeds Alfred serotonin like a cat eating spaghetti pic caffeine and crayons that’s that’s good I like that visual caffeine and crayons donated three dollars and said I don’t know I don’t Have a ton to spare but here you go Alfred don’t know if you can hear the songs that I play but I also included a print song that’s been making me smile lately so enjoy that and we’ll hear that later it’s Brad gold by Prince icy ice Salt donated $5 and said how so how does it feel to have met the goal within a single day barely half an hour to the stream if that pretty good I’d say tornado Kirby donated to fight 5 vid fifty dollars and say you’re great at what you do Alfred chroma low chroma Love donated ten dollars and said I know we made it a while ago but I’m slurping down in that respecting Alfred juice jeomsun Thank You chroma gems donated gem 6969 donated $5 and said Alfred it’s me Winston you have to get lovely we you deserve love at a new computer I wish You the best Ian barcode donated three dollars and said I love you Alfred always nice to hear you laugh with Chase thanks and maverick honor donated five dollars and have donated five dollars and said ku sent me and Joyce and tunes thanks COO sick fan donated $5 said we love Alfred If if COO rated and I miss it I’m really sorry thanks COO thank you Thank You Conrad circle donated $10 and said am i late no you’re just on time but we’re not even an hour into the stream yet just slime donated $5 said I just saw the stream announcement was the goal Really made in less than 20 minutes hell yeah well less than 25 I hope you enjoy the new PC and you hope you get it well yeah they’re dead they he’s definitely gonna forget it now Lady of the roses donated $20 said got here late but but You already know I’m here to slam the donate button love you Alfred Tiger to NATO Tiger tune you donated it’s burning thank you burnin Crabbe donated 420 nice can I said go child time can I get some hearts and Chet yeah you can I’m sure you will yeah they said They did half-caf it’s a good one PAH hero are a PNG donated ten dollars and said we love you Alfred get that computer you funky little gaze jinkies donated five dollars and sixty nine cents and said bow to get that spag a B my computer froze just before we hit the Goal so let’s pretend I helped with it I love you Alfred don’t worry if you’re donating you’re still helping Alfred yeah you just helped Alfred hey I love you bamboo Bubba donated $5 and Congrats on making the goal so soon you goofy goober I knew you’d hit it right away I I I the only reason I I didn’t think we’d hit it right away which is now foolish in hindsight is because you know that’s a lot of money Danka or so it was a joy deca this is it Zoid eka excuse me donated five dollars and said how many times have you been How many times when we had to teach you this lesson Alfred and thank you Jamie 45 no that’s not their name Jamie donated $45 and said King voice dinner out of left field donated seven dollars and fifty five cents and said y’all have given us hours of laughs and jokes enjoy your new Computer temper temper early time donated $10 instead of real Alfred love hours paradox gavel donated two dollars and said fun fact Alfred is the best dude to ever dude overlord Devon it just sounds like a sneaky [ __ ] donated $100 and said I love you boys Alfred you are the best And you deserve you deserve the best and I can’t wait to see you create stuff without stress or fear I love you Thank You Devon Thank You Devon I love you too von void Queens donated three dollars to said I’m only gonna say this once watch me Suisse right in goober 828 To 6 donated three dollars and said Alfred sorry I said uh I’m sorry I set my first-ever donation to chase last night but I love you so much it’s true Thank You goober they donated to me last night and they said it was their first Ever special but they said I love you so much and have been waiting to donate since this since this was advertised as an animator and a webcomic creator I really look up to you l arranged yeah thank you El Rey donated $15 and said we love Alfred but more importantly Alfred yet More importantly Alfred love yourself titania donated $10 said am I too late to love and Titanian donated $10 and said am I too late – love Alfred it’s never too late to love Alfred dude it’s hang on okay I feel bad about the people who I couldn’t see because it’s scrolled Past so you guys you guys keep being funny I’m gonna pull up the entire like the full donation yeah like a Gore on me eating rocks backwards like with like the loop in your skull the back of your head what no I yeah yeah I’m like thank you for YouTube pooping the gone before YouTube [Laughter] I got scared you scared me I’m sorry it’s okay please don’t swear on my stream Alfred also somebody just said cry [ __ ] Thanks well if yeah they specifically luby’s donated $5 said cry [ __ ] cry [ __ ] yeah thank you cry [ __ ] let’s see where is it Okay I know okay there would I make my friend donated some my friend fire us he donated some I saw that donation but I completely [ __ ] lost it where is it uh let’s see random Alfred you kill your [ __ ] boy oh god I need to appreciate Alfred goes crazy just stupid this is From me my little sis don’t [ __ ] tell anyone I won’t whoever said that okay okay okay okay we got it we got it we got it since the last one of that I read was from atomic quote that said own God bro we gonna get you computer next stream let’s Get out for de France okay we do we didn’t we missed a few but now we got it from Windows we said they donated $5 said we love Alfred thanks windows p.m. fire is donated $10 and this is my friend he said chase I’ve only known you For a short time this one’s more for me I guess instead you’re the absolute sweetest new friend I’ve made I’ve never met Alfred personally but I love his stream and both both you and Martell me he’s a good boy only wish I could give you more thanks fires ok [ __ ] don’t Worry but every little bit helps and Alfred you know you know Marv Alfred are needed I don’t think so but viruses thanks virus appreciated dude Marv I met fire stew Marv so Christopher donated $10 and said made a PayPal for this because it’s Alfred time almighty yoona Donated $25 said you guys are great let’s get out for a new PC jumbo dump donated sixty six dollars and ninety cents nice said after getting penny a computer in like five minutes did you really think we wouldn’t get you the same critics dress donated three dollars Said we love and support you Alfred the whole stream help me pull away from something awful in my life right now so thank you guys for the being the best hopefully this new computer works well here’s the thing that I’m really excited about I’m really excited that Alfred is Going to be able to stream games I’m so like I’m so freakin excited to like play Counter Strike global Offensive with Alfred or whatever I can’t wait to play csgo which hopefully it’ll be a good time M again thanks M this is the second time M said here’s donkey donut because your epic Spoiled citrus says we not done encore after donating $20 thank you salty donated for 20 instead nice say hey Alfred please take what I got I love you bro n7c says you’ll never be caught up with donation we have too much love hell yeah brothers I love that dice my kids Came out I don’t know maybe displace my kids release year everybody knows that like 2000 came out in 2000 December 15 2001 I’m sorry I was out by 15 days my bed seven seas okay mica donated $20 and said let’s let’s get this computer bread Ezekiel donated $10 said please take This everyone loves you Alfred we are all going we are all loving Alfred l donated $5 said the thing you can do is love yourself sana you trying Sonny trans aya T donated $15 that I’m gonna support you and then support you again I’m going to support you and then Support you again again shark waves donated $50 said for love you Alfred frost Ally the frost Ally donated $5 he said hell yeah Alf love sue LaRue donated six dollars and sixty nine cents said you’re stuck in gay baby jail eggs eggs es tribes donated $20 it said I Came to just throw money at alfred’s face actually only nobody says donated forty dollars said you deserve it dude and now we’re cut up for thank you all so well now I got now I got to read all the donations for since I started reading those hang on It’s only a couple it’s only a handful tonight like donated $5 and said I’m still at work but I’m so happy for y’all and then a little crying face animated C 9000 donated seven dollars and fifty cents that from me and my partner we love you Alfred thank you Tenshi prime Donated fifty dollars and said I’m about to smash too we bout to smoosh smash 2k Alfred we love you so much I hope you get everything you need in life let’s use this money to support you in other ways because you are worth it damn it Subaru donated $10 again and say this is my boy Thanos is snapping his cheeks for me waiting impatiently he wants to dust me sue LaRue donated $10 and said Alfred’s art always inspires me to draw when I see it so I really hope this new computer helps him achieve super great things Howdy ho cog a donated $5 and said hi glad you got your computer but here’s a bop and they donated this song green turkey donated $10 and said I missed most of this stream but I sub I sub I miss most of the stream I suppose but we Love a boy we’re not even a third of the way done with this dream sick fans donated $5 said by a pulled pork sandwich with this mmm random rain do it dude afterwards afterwards Rando rainbow donated $10 and said Alfred I love you your art makes my Heart melt I can’t wait to see what awesome creations come in the future sindhya it’s an idea donated $10 and said take a mom take my money idiot many men in MOA donated $5 and said in this house we loving Alfred who donated three dollars and said keep reading these you [ __ ] Okay thank you all queue up oblivion donated $3 and this computer better be [ __ ] fly dude love you Alfred sico don’t or psych psych psych so donated to five-o and said me when Alfred doesn’t love himself I’ll make you eat those I’ll make you eat those Words okay now now we’re caught up sorry that took another 10 [ __ ] minutes well I dug down to the in-zone where you can’t take any more so bedrock so did you have fun you know I was and I was dying as you’re reading off these amazing messages and you this is like The dirtiest [ __ ] staircase I’ve ever seen you kids don’t know how to get a straight goddamn line apparently you don’t my dad I’m sorry mom for college you’ve been treating me like [ __ ] chocolate ever since mom said she’s been dead I love Disney Channel original movies drop The line like [ __ ] charcoal and [ __ ] I don’t remember that it’s the future I can see it’s so mysterious to me that was a singular Apple Oh [ __ ] I’m hungry Oh cuz you got you guys thinking about pulled pork sandwiches dude pulled pork sandwiches golly thank you also hey everybody thanks you Know I really don’t like this mom’s gonna go and say this computer’s about to be [ __ ] is about to be on fleek achieve this is another be [ __ ] oh oh oh oh I just remembered something I just revered something this is kind of important if you want to draw art for This stream go ahead and we have a boo-boo for that I only I use it at the moment but I think they’re plans for other people start using it pretty soon oh it’s it’s literally so [ __ ] easy you just say hey go to this blue room You can submit your art there but if you want to go to the if you want to there’s if you print not everybody just in one person don’t type exclamation point art if you already saw somebody do it but this one person type exclamation point art we’re gonna see like seventeen People do it and go to that boo row and you can submit your art please read the submitting the submission guidelines before you know posting so you know how to do it properly so everything’s all sorted and it looks nice but yeah after the stream will go ahead and look at the Art on the blue and that’ll be fun you know what that’s okay I just think it’s gonna be really good I feel like people like people can draw Fame out or whatever the hell else and I don’t like the boom should be good I just have to think of a good name I’m sorry I just I’m trying to figure out dinner it’s the carpet I’ll make you eat those words anything looks good [Laughter] yeah and now we’ll never have to fight over the crafting bench offer do you want to see a magic trick watch this yeah because I’m stronger Than you minecraft Steve with a gigantic deck ok very good yeah it’s what’s shaped like three or four squares I need more wood now because I used all my wood to make all these crafting benches yeah I think it looks nice this tape so I don’t know Some also I’m gonna I’m gonna go get hmm cuz we don’t have any food and you keep building the houses oh I thought you mean you were only gonna leave this stream for dinner or something I was like okay no just become a chase dream Hang on tight hang on hang on hang on hang on I want to see the people who have been like rating us and stuff but I can’t a kitsune a flower hosted with one follower thank you very much people have been donating bits and subs I’m gonna go ahead and say this de bits and subs aren’t gonna go to the goal because that it’s gonna eat we would have to wait until the next twitch payout which is like in half a month so it’s just it’s just it’s all donations and all that somebody is going to me Because I’m greedy and evil ah sorry chase you even doing this one with computers being a [ __ ] yes you get that no I just want a kid I just want the clout no I’m kidding I literally just wanted to do this because you’re talking about clout Welcome back you do have that you good job penny when I said one day I’ll make it to the twitch partner one day absolutely one day if the look at all the people who are coming out for you here’s the thing Alfred I think the only reason you’re not a twitch partner yet Is because what you stream is just art and that’s great but it doesn’t draw a big audience you know see that’s not what well which is a [ __ ] liar dude you know what twits said to me is twitch said to me once you have the app an Average of 90 viewers you can be considered for partner but they wouldn’t accept my partnership until I got like a hundred and fifty viewers an average twitch just told me like hey even if people who are rating you like a lot so essentially we can’t like go off of your Viewership based off of that and I’m like isn’t the parade to give more attention to get more people to see this other person stuff did you make a floor out of crafting tables I don’t know what you mean by that penny why I don’t know are you trying are you like trying to Attack me right now I’m just curious I just think it looks nice that’s fair yeah I mean if that’s obviously it’s valid Thanks yeah I just wanted to know yeah I just want to know okay you seem kind of angry notepad and start scribbling what’s what’s on there can I see it no No no I jumped from wiki I think that’s the thing on the the TV Tropes website that that it’s like it’s like yeah you know really well-constructed jokes Alfred that’s so funny Alfred that’s so funny I’m gonna go ahead and just being funny and telling really good jokes Now I see you’re doing more crafting tables as for which consistent problem but I’m just a little curious as to it it’s good it’s consistent oh we can’t are you sure look are you sure are you sure Alfred are you sure we can’t build on top of These that because I’m pretty sure we can’t actually build on top of these is the thing what’s the secret you need to unlock your mind oh that’s so easy I love it Alfred is a hunter-gatherer not a not a Holmes person my favorite thing about that is how easy impossible it is Yeah I know it’s great never gonna let you down never gonna run and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye so I’m singing a great song by the voice of the generation Rick Astley what do you want no I see pen I see pentia slipped back Into her minion persona Thank You attempting to book the grounds for a house I guess it’s okay yeah no we’re just have we’re playing Minecraft that’s that’s about it that’s all people training me yeah the gays are real easy to please they just like it when you Play this game hey they just like seeing blocking runnin zombie and kill yeah also Alfred you just have to use have to crouch yeah see a grass block no like oh [ __ ] they’re gonna see a grass block I’m like I have to give you all my money I’m Watching this the whole way through I don’t care I wanna I want to I want to smell my broken wooden tools that’s a good way to get rid of wooden tools without like forcing yourself to use them is they put them in the furnace use them as fuel Very helpful life hack from me to you I hope you use it this was cleaned epode it’s all done on the other hand none either what’s up let’s all build let’s let’s all like build part of the house but like not pay attention to what everybody else is doing so we have three Wildly different parts of the house sleek the scenery I love it alfrid yeah the ceiling those were supposed to be there for the s what have you done I need sand did that feeling you [ __ ] need sand I need sand [ __ ] I’m taking the boat and I’m going to find sand farewell I need a lot of sand Hey so if you go on Steam and you search undertale maybe it’s the way you dress yes maybe it’s made hizmet hey guys hey guys you paid $2,000 for this [Laughter] I’m out [ __ ] in one piece right now I don’t know what you guys are good at your whacky misadventures wait wait they say gotta go gotta go I thought they just said yo yo yo yo I don’t know I don’t know I’m not a pirate no no it Just took you gotta be give me don’t give it up Alfred all right huh don’t give it up Alfred me and myself in the shower every morning ooh what are you guys [ __ ] with my bamboo are you guys [ __ ] with my bamboo hmm oh my god If I come home and that shits out of place I’m gonna be real upset I love the Steven universe movie penny has been killed for hubris oh man oh that’s like will you both start with P that’s true you know what you gotta be there got him nice green Goblin’s he Hates spider-man no protect the pimple with their life dive you have to if you actually [ __ ] up my bamboo I’m gonna be real upset are you guys all right Alfred you just singing sombrely for no reason right it’s not because anything happened my bamboo right so we’re gonna Have to put a push shit-ton a glass and then the area over here I’m gonna put a bunch of glass so that we could see the ouch the beach yeah okay like the part where this the ocean you saying I’m gonna put a I’m gonna put a wooden a Wooden house around your bamboo so that it’s protected okay make it like a small wooden house though cuz it’s like so it’s like BAM thumb-sized yeah yeah I’m doing my best I want to give it a little bit of breathing room but I’m gonna and you’re not just saying this so that it’s Like a house and I can only see the house and I can’t go inside the house cuz it’s just a lot of zombies have been coming around and I want to keep it safe so and right cuz we all know that zombies can affect bamboo plants yes right yeah in Minecraft that’s that’s What they can do so um it’s actually in the newest update I don’t know if you played no oil but uh so you know what Pena has bees and zombies can do that [ __ ] they can break you know it’s always will be carrying around swords and [ __ ] Zombies be carrying around swords to be honest yeah and zombies be like zombie noise zombies be like mmm and also now in Minecraft they’d be like I’m gonna they dude that is the thing okay well I appreciate that waistline that Hatsune Miku actually recorded herself in thanks Hatsune Miku Love you in I love you in automata Gucci okay so now there’s a little bamboo house you know no need to worry Pannonia is safe and sound inside of there okay great great great great great I will be coming I will week I will be coming back soon and I’m gonna come see My bamboo which I’m really excited about yeah yeah it’s inside the house because ya know because I did that is the only bamboo I got it from a treasure chest and we don’t have any on the bamboo it’s in the house okay and there’s a door in The house so I can go in and check on the bamboo because no because Ami’s could get in no no it’s okay it’s daytime zombies can’t spawn during the daytime if we’re only preparing for the moment then what kind of survivalists are we huh you know we’re future Proofing this house there’s no doors we can’t get inside but we know for a fact that the bamboo is safe and sound see this is exactly the kind of [ __ ] I’m talking about a creeper walked over to the house and we need to be careful so there’s no door for the bamboos yeah Yeah you never expect so mm-hmm we’re just gonna have to we just of course of course we all know that the bamboo is inside the bamboo house that’s a given that is a given you know penny where’s the bamboo it’s inside the bamboo I’m inside the bamboo house I see Your glass I’m inside the bamboo house and there’s no bears no bamboo I told you not to look inside because you didn’t want me to see that there’s no bamboo no chase the bamboo what did I tell you I stole the bamboo penny where’s my where’s my bamboo penny Oh Dom be Toki cuz you own the door oh is penny Park is penny Parker a zombie oh I told you exactly what would happen you are not gonna pin this on me I literally warned you either the bamboo was inside of there penny I’ve said keep Inventory to false hmm Oh what’s this is bamboo on the ground where I killed penny that’s so weird that’s honestly that’s so weird that is really weird I’ve never seen a zombie stand in the same place that a player was yeah that’s so weird my model Was like covering it how do you not see that that’s honestly so weird I didn’t know that could happen in Minecraft that’s crazy okay well I guess we don’t need the dam to house anymore because now we have it back yeah I guess not I don’t care that Zombie yeah I realize we take care of that zombie thanks pent appreciate it yeah glad I could trust you with my bamboo it’s pretty cool yeah it’s pretty easy yeah well I was trying to keep its really [ __ ] funny what’s that is that you lied what did I lie about because You said that that was the only bamboo that we found for miles and then there’s little [ __ ] ton of it like all the way out there and that’s how I had bamboo WiiWare I didn’t see any more bamboo hmm you wanna find the place that I thought You keep yeah yeah go for it leave I believe maybe they’re here leave me there okay um let’s see there yeah we do and it’s kind of great that you found it a chance but then there’s a bunch you know another area that why do you have why are you storing your bamboo Underground like a [ __ ] lunatic Zombies that’s what I was telling you but you didn’t listen to me and so a zombie took your bamboo yes bamboo I kept I kept okay and then we were fighting zombies one you are way on your [ __ ] right yeah and you’re over Here just like blaming us for the last year bamboo here’s the thing here’s the thing here’s the thing why didn’t I see the zombie come in because it was completely sealed off there was no other entrances you yeah you weren’t there you were behind that you were behind the house I opened the house from the side where nobody else was and I when I opened it there was nothing inside of the house it is there’s more bamboo in that that whole execution till we just have [ __ ] I’m just saying you shouldn’t have touched my bamboo I didn’t think any I Don’t believe you you have literally no plausible deniability penny you better kiss that boo-boo better gladly come over here big boy you gonna be okay Alfie well what would you say if I said we could go to McDonald’s after we’re done with this we can make one I Will now you know once more wait there’s no McDonald’s in Minecraft watch this okay penny no I was gonna make that Donald’s and you’re gonna try to make it diagonally well I want french fries this is the aim of adults where the M is lowercase instead of oh wait wait wait Wait if it’s a if it’s a lowercase M they don’t have to be like hang on there it is yeah and then I’m also gonna hold on oh if you got a look at it from the right angle but what what did you do you just we used made three separate Characters I don’t understand okay that’s better Wow looks right penny that’s a great M thanks man I man I’m gonna have it my way Benham foolish hey this isn’t Burger King not not with that attitude it’s not I got it everyone knows that Burger King stinky because I gave three chances all Right this is what’s known as the slender burger is unlike the for tonight burger it’s the Slenderman burger what is just too [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] when Moses approached the camp and saw the caft and the dancing his anger burned and he threw the tablets out of his hands breaking them to pieces at the foot of the mountain and he took the calf the people had made and burdened in The fire and then he grounded to powder scouted it on the water and made the Israelites drink it I’m just saying what you’re worshiping this burger like the [ __ ] golden calf please please this is this is [ __ ] biblical this is this looks like a [ __ ] creepypasta [Laughter] Hi show stream I showed the stream I was just taking a photo shoot I’m just us looking at this bugger you having fun uh-huh oh my god holy God holy [ __ ] all right we need Windows and we need also I say that we go underground and get to dig in fellas I have Sandford window but we need charcoal for fire I we I have I have [ __ ] I have 74 coal yeah okay enjoy yourself I don’t know if I can like morally hang out in the same room is this the the skinny burger I might have to relocate it if that’s okay wow It’s big bigger than I I mean what that has to do nothing’s gonna get done so I mean you might as well try like an Alfred with that ass nobody’s nothing’s gonna get done cuz I can’t tear my eyes away from it I’m gonna put the big bugger me I’m putting the big bugger up in the forest where I can watch us like my Slenderman okay holy moly holy my car is just dead big [ __ ] relocated every scheme as i’m replanting my bamboo and i also relocated the big Bubba I don’t need to because the zombies don’t Do that right you don’t know what they do I know it all this time you still don’t trust me I’m literally like two two slams away from leaving penny be like I’m literally like two I’m literally like – it’s true [ __ ] – [ __ ] I’m 2 years old [ __ ] I’m tumba – penny this is for you what all right you got a game you know what we got – they seem pretty interested in your bamboo chasing their interests this is a bamboo this is sugarcane it’s sugarcane not bamboo you [ __ ] zombies know the difference it Looks similar I got it confused that’s that’s cuz you have the small brain what’s wrong cheese you just my smooth finally got all the iron you ironed out all the kinks I need to make a gate you need to make any I need to make one three all right here’s the thing here’s The here’s the thing it’s clobberin time um I’m gonna go ahead and that’s not even my joke I’m gonna go ahead and make an upper floor cuz we don’t have we need another one I guess okay thanks upstairs for our beds haha let’s put them together just kidding long hey chase go really Quick one moment ma’am well there’s another one I guess I’ll have to it looks like that that picture looks like it looks like a screenshot from a Minecraft animated parody like like with the lighting exactly it turns out turns out the creeper oh man turns out that Creeper on number 15 15 number 15 Burger King now here’s the thing you don’t even have to you don’t even have to like do the youtube poop voice cuz that’s just that’s just straight-up something he would talk about yeah a Burger King there’s really a full clean-cut of him Saying Burger King so Burger King yeah can we chose to say bubbler kink number number 15 gifting above your king we went to this anonymous Burger King and we what we found left us in awe we saw people dressed up as big animals with multi colors I’ve never and also Have to be right back at my foods here okie dokie I’ve never seen a purple dog before and I’m sure you haven’t either except for courage really sure this isn’t Courage the Cowardly Dog so why is this dog purple and rising using a Burger King we have to save our queen we Did just save Penny’s life so she does owe us a life that now we get some food I got an enchanted book with efficiency 3 in power 3 hell yeah brother no yes don’t fish up an enchanting table actually no no no for that we need an Anvil so we just need a bunch of iron because no no because the enchanting table is used to enchant books but then to put something on it we just need an anvil which is let’s see 9 is 27 iron and plus 4 so that’s 31 iron I’m about To touch your chest I are I’m already giving you $2,000 what more do you want from me it’s coming out of my pocket I’m paying for your new computer like looks at the chat behind you know I know I know it’s it’s literally every other person Alfred will never get a [ __ ] cent out of me as long as I [ __ ] live I don’t know why that’s the only way I could describe what you just said so you’re never gonna get your bet to assault me on the street for my wallet and I need that ever carries my Money you know hang on since since we’re in sortable Olson’s Penny’s getting her food let me go out and read off the donations we got recently hell yeah go for it Again saying me too I don’t know very hot in my apartment I don’t know why here’s the thing my my my a the thing that controls my AC little remote control is waiting it’s a way too far away it’s a whale all the way over on my Bed about four feet away from me because you don’t want to get up to tell you yes I take my money in this house we love Alfred I’m reading off all the other all the okay okay okay we’re good okay [ __ ] I lost it okay no okay spaghetto Depress II don’t need to find though and said could chase could you tell Alfred I love him him I get nervous talking yeah hey Alfred yeah spaghetto depress he loves you idea thank you donate a dollar instead nice it’s that idea that donated $4 had forgot to say Alfred you are now obligated to share your new computer specs and they better be popping by sex gay this is my news great this is my new gaming rig hi penny we’re reading off donations oh yeah really quick let me know when you can check this it’s not like hmm no III I Checked this cord oh oh okay my bed let me eat any see anything okay okay okay bye I sexual frogs donated 2 hours and 27 cents said oh [ __ ] wait another another flower yeah another money in the bank because they gave us the flower earlier remember from then there was a Money in the flower thank you very much anyway here’s the money three whole Canadian three whole Canadian dollars which came out to two dollars 27 cents we love you Alfred has a chubby boy I black / native trans kid you made me feel so happy about myself and so Confident you are amazing man thank you but you know what I would be like you know what I’m glad I could influence but all I do is run around saying dumb dumb words here’s the thing here’s the thing what you already do that by doing that By by having the confidence to go around saying dumb dumb words you inspire other kids to go out and say dumb dumb words – it’s not like my kids you can also have one brain cell that’s right kids go play traffic like Alfred bus be just like him Chevy I like that car it’s blue so fire donated $5 instead instead of anti do you think size’ and I hope all jokes aside jokes aside I support Nellie we have a profit in the donations I can’t believe I can’t believe [ __ ] Mensa the Mensa meeting got out so now we have all The geniuses in chat all jokes aside I support that alpha gay realness love you bench cute challenger donated $4.20 alfred here’s some money you absolutely lovable nerd Blastoise blue donated $10 it said from someone who just built a new computer be sure that you have all the proper driver drivers installed I Spent weeks trying to figure out what my computer kept crashing only to realize that all my BIOS was out of they also got him which I imagine they that we donated to get a 69 and then Sonny Trang’s ID he said haha [ __ ] shark waves donated $20 and said extra extra love to Alfred cuz he’s the best also some tune and I imagine they donated song casserole donated six dollars and ninety two cents and said I was I was gonna say September 27th is natural appreciate and love Alfred day but I last I was a fool a buffoon every day is appreciating love Alfred day thank you casserole spaghetto des prés he says I see a grass blast I smile I see Alfred Smith howdy-ho Collier donated three dollars said ah man and they donated that song and lucky cats donated four dollars and 20 cents I said I love every every gay person forever I Love you gay people thanks Thank You Ally I appreciate you and then digit hourglass 99 says we love you Alfred a woo okay we’re all cut up gamers we did it nice gonna be idle for a little bit longer because I’m eating my dinner just like America oh yeah like America I make funny funny jokey here’s the thing you don’t know whatever in the entire thing in the entire time in the entire the entire time we were recording the the art the RTF for resin equal to every time anybody made a joke everybody else went uh-oh funny and penny had to Go through and edit out everything the edit that out every single time that’s why it’s coming out at the very tail end of September’s because it took so yeah we record it in February and now it’s coming out in September she had to go out every single time Audio I did something much more like it was sure that when I died also doesn’t have a hole it has a kiss on the mouth whoa finally my family tell my entire I Told you to work on the Camaro Oh no no damn rest in peace what happened are you dad I guess you died in Mario Kart yeah he died like in Mario Kart even Oh whoa whoa whoa this is the ugliest house I’ve ever seen maybe it’s because you put not squeal it’s on the ground it’s the walls it’s the walls yeah it’s a work in progress maybe so quick to judge I have Windows be better it’d be better if it was just A big personality list ten by ten squared that’s what I was thinking that’s a lot more efficient ground up and I blew it up it was the last time we all played Minecraft together I [ __ ] blob guys I need to I need to get back in the game But I need someone to wake up my avatar with my sleeper agent code can someone come I can’t think of anything funny to say if you forget again eeny Meeny two one two one tango for tango 307 four go lesbians go lesbians go I don’t even work okay let me try Wait wait no I got it I got it I got it okay honey imagine a tall brunette wearing heels and a tight vest I mean welcome back penny we missed you [Laughter] all right I’m gonna go get Black Lung in the mines I hope I find some guidance What sorry Alfred I got scared what did you say no Alfred I’m sorry I just got scared I wasn’t upset I was just scared because you yelled at me yeah what’s up Alfred oh yeah I saw that on Twitter I responded on Twitter also good job learning French Yeah he’s learning French I babysit French is a good language I like it a lot I learned it in high school for a little bit and it was gorgeous there was a hole last time but well Alfred and I were we’re streaming breath of the wild bond playing yet and pretty much the Entire time I was just telling I was aggressively telling Alfred to chase his dreams and that involved going to France and so now he’s doing it cuz I did a good job and I’m a great in high school one of the balloons are blond it spelled like goblin though it smell like goblin Let’s go to goblins and go for their two-year course because I’m like I don’t know French like oh well most thing he can’t do it and then chase went on this Martin Luther King motivational speaking of like [ __ ] married American educational system don’t follow your dreams of them like chase I don’t have Any to France right now go on the future go just [ __ ] go whenever and I’m like you know what why not and here’s the thing III didn’t have any money before I came to Japan I raised the money with streaming that’s the reason I started stirring in the first place was to make Money that’s like that’s like yeah that’s like how you started streaming like that yes you you you you came into it with a specific purpose but then like he just [ __ ] like yeah it’s it’s fun and it’s it’s it’s not consistent income God knows it’s not consistent income but It brings me a sense of satisfaction that I would I don’t get from like you know [ __ ] grooming horses which is how I see it bear him oh boy and we love you like that I can make maybe in the future if I like work hard enough maybe Did moisture on YouTube and all that [ __ ] I could like try to make some sort of money on Twitter became scared and my life flashed before eyes and I think that was the closest I’ve ever been to real life death please continue oh the creeper oh man hey let’s let’s do this Thing and I’m gonna like now I mean it’s helped somewhat I mean I just have to actually do more [ __ ] like I do plan on doing sorry yeah because I want to start making one piece of merchandise for clown Depot and it’s this shirt that says clown Depot I think it’s pretty soon I wasn’t able to sell on your store try to see cool teespring attached to the stock YouTube channel I just have to put stuff on there and then I mean enough to make it worthwhile I assume yeah no well I mean like teespring specifically has like like a Connection with YouTube like you can connect it to your channel and it’s like displayed on your page when people watch your videos like if we made like I’d like for example an Eggman shirt then like that would just people would see that and like I would leave several Whenever there are several quotes that would look good on t-shirts yeah one point I just winded me one of my one of my concepts that I had was just like just a t-shirt that contains like art of you as Eggman and then like just a whole typography of the entire Moon rant like A background piece might oh my god we need a door release first keep [ __ ] running in here and [ __ ] I don’t know what you mean by that also uh I had an idea for a poster that I was telling chase about actually you know those [ __ ] posters that only have the UFO One and it says I want to leave hell yeah dude yeah one of those I want egg men ship it’s just like I mean that there’s so many zombies we got to talk over options because I wanna I wanna I want I want to have things to be going Like general snap cave March but then I also really really want to have our TFG March specifically Eggman of course because that’s the one that’s good that’s the big n’ the draw i’m stuff to i thought about making a haha one shirt captain Kahn said or I want to piss on It let’s see you know coming from right like it belongs to me a sign of power if you will you still want to pee in our topic yes I can take you to a hot topic finally a place to release myself are you perverts having a good time nearly Enough credit for her for her performances it’s in anyone’s like truly it’s like what am i it cuz she’s just she just embodies the characters so I like she’s such a good character actor it like like yeah blue and Haley both are they’re they’re like they’re like a Tag team of being fantastically like perfectly in character all the time like they’re so [ __ ] committed to just that the tone of their character and like what needs to be said in how those characters specifically would say it it makes sense cuz they’re the ones that are classically trained yeah and like Yeah like obviously a lot of a lot of other characters get like more like overtly in-your-face like funny meaning lines but like just the consistency at which like like like blue like for example like just as rude nails the character and nails the tone just throughout the whole thing goes way Less appreciated than it should absolutely I’m making Ferrum for wheat everyone on our zfg is especially me I thought a cave system already hey so apparently people have been wanting my audio to be turned up I don’t know if I’m too quieter yeah I got a problem Yeah that’s cuz they want to hear you more than they want to hear us so they turn the penny up over everybody okay okay you should be louder now go ahead and say penny words that you say hi hello my name is penny I I have three Emotes on my twitch channel and alright Alfred Alfred now you say Alfred woods okay yeah no it looks like it looks like you’re both good I don’t know what you mean by that penny I think it’s great doing it are you thinking about it yeah like midway through it stinky yeah Why would you gotta get some stinky Benny Benny just give you a list penny just justify your opinion to us no okay Alfred what are you doing oh you’re making a window okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I thought your I thought for some reason I thought you were just Being destructive why aren’t you using window panes honestly the layout is growing on me well I mean also the lighting is really cool and offered you make you make window panes with window blocks I think it looks alright [ __ ] [ __ ] ok it’s good for you it’s good for your digestive check not on Stream wait until after the stream but also on my end you said it hold on and then you just very faintly in the background you’ll roam ants they’re here everybody hide hide your chemicals they’re going to try to [ __ ] it My Chemical Romance be like arsenic the Chemical is love man I thought it was chemical eggs it’s no that’s my little pony no it’s it’s Powerpuff Girls that’s the one that’s that’s the chemical hey Patti do you have iron can I have three of them please why are you saying that like that okay well it was very Kawaii great work fantastic work penny very kawaii this is why you’re the best amazing that right there is why you’re the best penny amazing there we did the door first you’re gonna have to find a MILF if you want to find if you want to make A mother [ __ ] oh here comes the milk oh here comes Penny’s mom yes miss Q yes hi how are you I want to sincerely apologize I have very strong my judgment and you know that penny isn’t supposed to be hanging out with mrs. cute mrs. Cube mrs. cube if I might I’m so sorry and I appreciate your time so much just by the way um I the reason we’re doing this we’re raising money my friend Alfred he does have a disease it’s I don’t know if you’ve heard of its it’s It’s people call it lick my dumb [ __ ] people people know Shh they people call link League ma and I’m sorry I’m sorry what hmm I’m sorry what yes what’s what’s like MA it’s League Matic Paloma pullin or me Oh disorder it’s um it’s I said I said it once I’m very sorry I Know that pain usually is hanging around the youtube poop crowd but she’s been such an incredible friend and has helped me a lot through everything please just just a lot woody I’ll give you anything I’ll give you anything you want please don’t so vulgar you know she has A plan outside of tomorrow I know mrs. Kubik it’s a vocal accompaniment mix Alfred Alfred anything anymore please Alfred let me let me work my magic no sheesh this ought to be good this is cute could I offer you and this Starbucks gift card can I eat it You can but only if penny can come back Starbucks gift card and for 27 dollars and 36 cents a five-dollar Red Lobster voucher and I’ll consider it you drive a hard bargain mrs. cube I can see where penny gets our cunning from all right David now I’m sorry what You’re cunning it’s not like a sex thing God okay no no so immature now I see where she gets it from to God look yeah I’ll get the [ __ ] Starbucks card and hood five-run nice I’m on thick guys I’ve been jumping it all day and I’m still not in the water Idiot you don’t know how to judge the width of ice and it really shows I’m a little idiot I’ll have you know and Penny’s mom is just angry because she’s mad yeah well that’s a compliment thing such a prude tale why are you laughing penny penny is smart and cunning which Isn’t a sex thing and she’s she’s she’s she’s great and she’s like a gopher and she’s he knows how to dig under fences she’ll be able to get back on her computer within a week I guarantee you don’t know yeah oh I know I know her Better than you would know I’m not gonna make that joke that’s a bad joke to make what she made a sex joke and I was like that’s that’s not you it’s not a sex thing and she took it personally because she knew that I’d [ __ ] with dinner I did better get her Edwards Teddy will come back I’m trying to I’m trying to get your clown brain now for these Alfred you know I don’t have object permanence she’ll come back you that clicking hello hi is this a mouse that found Penny’s microphone fridge no Penny’s fine hey penny a a Penny’s Chilling out penny liked it look I did everything I could I offered I offered your mama Starbucks gift card she seems in high spirits yeah yeah she’s got all the turkey because she’s in the fridge now she’s eating the turkey you having fun in there pin by turkey in there No it’s afraid it’s not the freezer okay dude come on how do you play Minecraft with us from the fridge maybe I can install some preformance mom it’s on my laptop version of Minecraft because you can’t I’ll be able to handle that No Oh penny I actually I’ve been I’ve been Streaming and I got $2,000 from the stream you can have that buy better laptop okay all right cool send it over PayPal penny penny needs a refrigerator laptop more than Alfred needs at anything computer Oh hold on I I hear my stepdad wanting to come and get some Mustard I’m gonna what slugma Alfred Alfred did you just say what a [ __ ] did to that oh my god okay well then I’m a that makes sense why would you call penny step that a cook though he likes like mo mustard what does that have to do with cuckoldry What chase you have like any of our kids that we just did made any [ __ ] sense and you wanna question the [ __ ] reality of what we were just that was a bit no it wasn’t penny Penny’s mom came in we couldn’t do it a bit cuz penny got In trouble and now penny can’t come out to play with us ever again no it’s your phone damn really be like that I guess for some reason I just got the urge to call my dad and ask him to talk to you all right like actually no I just like I Might not I probably won’t go through with it but I’d like I just got the idea like hey call your dad and see what dad thinks of this whole thing no no not that I would I would ask him to just I would just like talk to him do it You won’t I mean I I could let me get the rest of this : then when I get back up to the house I’ll call him I guess he doesn’t have a discord I’d have to call him on my phone and then I know I know This one seems like you would be able to talk to I’ll be like hello young like mine young I don’t think you’d be able to talk to him because it would be real awkward to hold it up to the microphone also your dogs are yelling and they’re Angry and mad and angry Fernando yeah can you know Fernando and I’ll often penny hi hi penny hi so I had to so I took my whole desktop and I ran to the train station great now at the train station yeah boom I can play Minecraft again okay great I’m happy to hear that penny I was trying to eat my ironically okay wow they must have big rest at the train station you sounded like you put a lot of open to that no yeah it was rats that’s so big we have to call the words It it was scared I’ve pissed I’ve screamed and screamed as long you know what penny as long as you can play minecraft on the PC by Hatsune Miku we have that swai I made a garden get go fishing didn’t you build a fishing rod and you went fishing and then you got to Book you’re like well I guess I don’t need a fish anymore because that’s what I was fishing for you one fishing and now you don’t have to do it anymore I’m stuck in a cave I don’t know how to get out oh man overdose actually lost in the [ __ ] cave because I’m an idiot I mean if you could hi Betty welcome back I miss you did you like actually go down to the kitchen because it did sound like you were like like on your phone I was on my phone I I went in my closet you Know penny pulled the [ __ ] you know reversal Cardon went back into the closet is not good penny be careful that’s her middle name last name uh-huh careful penny beak really funny um hang on I got it apparently you guys are coming through a lot quieter than me which I don’t understand because you’re Both like that’s so weird cuz I have you both up to max on discord yeah I know what happens sometimes weirdly like that also I was gonna call my dad just cuz yeah Toki so he could be here I guess so oh wait wait wait I found my Way out of the game yay good job penny alright alright I’m coming back up the music is also like silent what the dick that’s so weird why our audio problems what is just like your general desktop audio level at because if like if it’s affecting the latency is that 100% no no No no no there you go I hear how about that that probably did it oh it’s gone oh I turned I turned house okay here’s the weird thing I turned OBS down so that the robot voice would be quieter but I guess that also controlled the the yeah computer Said that’s so weird I didn’t know there happened my Betty alright no no it’s just oh my god so many casualties oh my god that was horrible that was crazy now it’s just a fishing rod that has its bait flying off of it no no no and I’m not alright I’m gonna Call my dad yeah what should I say to him I don’t actually know say hi dad I love you all right yeah I’ll actually pick up it might be late over there it’s like 7:00 today it’s almost 10:30 where I’m at hey Dad what You up to I’m fine how are you Oh what’s happening in Florida they’re coming to see me so I can play Minecraft with you that’s cool um well I I am just on stream right now with with penny and Alfred and we’re actually raising money for Alfred right now and I don’t know Why I just kind of wanted to call you and talk to you and see how what’s up with you Alfred has an old busted PC and he’s had that for like years and years and years so we were raising money to get him a new PC no no no I was just Calling you because I wanted to talk to you we aren’t we already raised we’ve already raised like mm no no it’s okay it’s okay we’ve we’ve already surpassed the goal no they live in America we’re not gonna have a pizza party no it’s yet you’ve Raised a good point is mom there that I hear mom thanks mom no no you can you can I appreciate it but no that’s okay and also Alfred Alfred says Alfred says thank you by the way about the offering to donate I’m sure okay I just wanted to I just Wanted to make sure you guys are doing all good I wanted to check in and I’m glad you guys are excited about your Florida trip I know I did not see that I’ll read that later they say hi time zones very exciting I love you very much All right I’ll talk to you later Yeah a lot of people like my family so I think it’s it’s it’s fun to call them and my parents like it when I call them too my mom got really excited when she heard that we did so well so that’s fun too yeah that’s great yo-yo absolutely Came through and y’all came through and in time yeah we this has been more of a podcast where we idly do minecraft in the background and it really shows that we’re not dedicating our full brain force to Minecraft if you look at her so yeah [ __ ] house yeah and also the Fact that I haven’t actively done anything in probably twenty five minutes I’ve just been walking around oh yeah I I did find some yeah I found a bunch of iron about I found it like almost a stack of iron yeah uh no no I actually never mind never I never I never mostly She shows your case isn’t leave I was gonna I was gonna maybe bring up the idea of something but it would it would require us to literally change the stream and what we’re playing dead so I don’t well looks less your rose what’s the idea I was gonna okay I was you Don’t have to we don’t have to we don’t have to I just thought it might be fun if we want to like maybe switch to something at some point that like we’re maybe gonna be a little bit more attentive to we could maybe play some Humble part uh that [ __ ] was fun was fun I I think let’s do like a follow up thank you stream where we played promo party yeah yeah for sure yeah yeah what the [ __ ] is this song this is called toy dog my eyeliner or maybe eyeliner by toy Dog oh by the way I maybe I should read some donations let’s let’s do that real quick yeah okay uh we love you offer to woo Bluto says we love you Alfred with the hundred dollars a hamster donated three dollars man it feels like Christmas in here rocket power pyro don’t need three Dollars yeah rocket powered fire one into three dollars said I’m idiot and didn’t realize there was a different donation thing now this is [ __ ] epic bro complete epic Alfred is amazing so they might have donated to you Alfred would through your donation link you might want to check to see if anybody’s Donated their [ __ ] Nathalie donated three dollars and 38 cents that most commercially available made paper is from is made from paper paper is made from wood trees and paper chemicals materials Thank You Natalie Overlord the Vaughn donated $5 said Nathan my name is also Nathan but it’s spelled with an A at the And in his head and his head and II at the he said I what [ __ ] what hockey board crashed oh oh so was Devon talking to you through donations one he says Nathan my name is also Nathan but hit but it is spelled with an A at the end Yeah I was Devon what is that what does that mean oh okay lucky cat said last time I donated I said I loved gay people I just wanted you to know I’m a lesbian also thanks you guys so much for what you do it makes me so happy I hope You’re all having a great night also lemon demon is my favorite band and then they donated a gorilla song animated sea 9000 donated seven dollars and fifty cents that donating again partner can’t joined because she’s live blogging live blogging sonic X also oh sheesh you can donate song Muppet time systemic lizard Donated $5 said I’m so elated to the stream but we love you Alfred it’s not much but I’m because I’m broke it’s totally fine you’re fine but I hope you hope you have an amazing night I appreciate you Dave spritz donated three and $23 dancing grave donated $5 hey Alfred donating again because a safe say Sushil libel moment it it is always the right time follow every dream you have when it’s when it’s the right time and we’ll be able to support you every step of the way lucky cats donated $3 thank you lucky Cats and said you should have you should put a SFW version of Eggman rant on a shirt somehow I am 15 and would like you to like my parents to buy your merch is there even away from you I’ve come again the [ __ ] the Kidz Bop version I’ve Come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehogs are silly goon he’s a God dang Goofy’s he cereal on my freakin life and freakin be no more saitama donated six dollars and ninety cents nice and said bye boo chicken it’s advice they donated in katakana Hopkins Had donated a dollar and said this is my whole life savings now get that computing Buddhist Mookie okay rigmarole always coming through with those big donations donated $50 and said I [ __ ] I know I’m late but take some bills from his stress that’s [ __ ] a goblin work was A lot today love y’all let’s have let’s have a Kiki I don’t know what a Kiki is but let’s have a Kiki oh and they donated Scissor Sisters let’s have a Kiki instructional video not an egg donated eight dollars said no not an egg donated not hang on not make Eight donated $5 and said I’m a comparable computer kuma TM duo negative thirty dollars and said hey I’ll for just want to say I really appreciate you enjoy your comedy whenever I’m down I watch Sonic Adventure 2 fanned up and laugh of your Google’s keep it funky Fresh what what what why would you going keep all we donated a dollar said poop hahahahahaha that’s how I interpret key smashes as I just go Hajj lamp squid donated six dollars and ninety cents nice and said donating because we love Alfred just now Evelyn donated $10 and Said have money you my voice link just decide not to worry I was like but no work The perfect song is on for this somebody please clip this so I can show this to them later A little bit longer a little bit longer okay okay all right that’s nice it’s playing it’s playing [ __ ] what’s it called it’s playing rude Buster’s with the sonic sonic three sound fun yeah like I’m literally gonna go and watch that one thing ya know somebody’s got a [ __ ] clip that that was perfect oh yeah yeah perpetually perpetual reality and Molly Hawk both clipped it let me let me and then party rockers in the house tonight’s party rock is in the house tonight get right I didn’t actually know that people thought it was Party rockers in the house tonight no I always thought it was party rocky isn’t I you know I’m assuming lion that like that I thought it was I know it was Party Rock is either that was party rock is really yeah yeah we right as you were Saying that you cut out so it was like party wow I always noticed party Party Rock [ __ ] is in the party [ __ ] is in mind everybody just have a good party rock is in the house isn’t just oh my god like it’s in a different like sort Of like here no and it’s all just like take one bin and just put it way up he like Party Rock is in the waiting it’s like that oh I’m pretty sure you both have heard that [ __ ] seen that video from a long time ago where it’s like hey Jude but it’s like in a different minor key Oh in there and I was like and it sounds really [ __ ] somber it goes from Hey Jude don’t it’s like Hey Jude don’t make it bad take a sad song and make it better it’s like sad that the be at lace make Really somber music a lot of the time one okay I know they’re [ __ ] wanted like I think half of them at least or Chitty I probably think it’s the dead half which so that’s good but [ __ ] one song that’s really good I would listen to recently is I don’t know if Anybody’s ever heard of this song it’s called strawberry fields forever it’s pretty good I like it maybe we can we can all admit that the rat in from slaps harder than the Beatles entire discography that’s true let’s celebrate another one a birthday bash that’s true I want to say It makes all I want to say okay so you guys know moon setter from Homestuck it’s okay well it’s a nice it’s just a nice little Pleasant song and I’m sitting here and I’m hanging out with my friends but I just wanted to say I’m having a very good time and I both Appreciate your friendship greatly I’m so glad we can do this I love you too else I love you too penny you’re both very good friends I’m so happy I’m like I’m not I’m not gay and nothing okay I’m like I’m straight so he’s fine no hole your entry is a coop pasta Noodle yeah but I threw it at the wall so it’s slowly dripping down the sliced a noodle was bowtie well here is your history is a tree star from the lane before time you’re straight as a kid Alfred stop jacking off chase you know what you’re a straight is it not Straight straight is a book okay we check off okay I’ll read your about a straight is homosexuality your straight as Bowser and Luigi holding hands in the sunset Wow legalized gay marriage my high school grades what does that mean [Applause] what does that mean how does that even Apply follow me to the cave system okay let’s go wow my voice went backwards yeah you turn into a little girl alright I went okay like a involuntarily you to poop was taking the wheel my okay my voice turned into breath your voice turned into bread don’t oh no my Voice is it turns out that my wisdom here will walk and I know sit here we are automatically worth [ __ ] cuz we don’t have a bucket and there’s lava down there which means this [ __ ] diamond no no bucket bucket no bucket cook tasty bring any tools oh you want To pick plenty you want a sister s yeah no nobody wants that oh I feel really bad I hope my neighbors don’t like [ __ ] Yeah yeah that was shouldn’t be yelling as loud as I am I live in a building I know it’s like sometimes how do you really me and you are like you know what I can’t say that never mind say it because I keep wanting to be like listen me you’re both really loud Individuals but apparently my voice is on subbing for status if I like get louder which is why I have to like keep it down a lot because I’m naturally pretty loud as well I think we’re all just we’re all loud controlled performers were all entertainers and also I have bad ears really yeah I have bad years it’s okay I wouldn’t I wouldn’t call myself hard of hearing but I definitely um I like I have ear problems tiny bit of deafness okay again I don’t know how I would even classify I just know that like I do not I don’t Know man my dumb ass really did come on come down here with no charcoal and no torches I have a couple I’ll give you some thank you oh [ __ ] almost fell that was been embarrassing here’s the thing y’all are trying to snitch but here’s the key any games yeah I look I cheated So we could have 30 bridge yeah you want something it’s a no game do crime still feel rich and give cheated might even turn on cheats in my judgment free zone we already turned off inventory yeah lighting it yeah like where are you oh By the way Oh Alfred I have 10 bread for you son 10 bread for penny as well yes thank you Quinn it’s not like we’re cheating for diamonds you know yeah no we’re just stone B meet the Flinstones meet the Flintstones please the Flynn’s this is not a you not bringing down Hey I’ve been entombed you ever seen the Cask of Amontillado dude why are you in his tomb oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] but no it was made by lava and it’s made of wood oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no it’s a yeah go go Penny go in and get him get in there penny go ahead he’s there over in the back I don’t know i hmm no Fred you okay I can’t see [ __ ] one sec I was really gonna dig myself out of here but there’s lava up there so okay As long as we have the power of friendship and teamwork we can make our way out of many precarious canary you know what you’re right penny and when you’re right your rear a gift from the gods look behind you you seem really dissatisfied with that gift from the guy I hope you guys are enjoying your your together time this is the this is the Minecraft version of the this is our get together this is our get-along shirt oh we were getting along just fine kidding me stop yelling at me okay my tears your sense at home I almost died by love Be careful digging up you know what they say don’t don’t dig straight straight get me out of here oh so many crafting tables its layers it’s fire it’s cuz so you can make a torch or a bread if you want it how long have you been streaming By the way uh 2 hours and 45 minutes nice yeah so we’re going for 3 hours yep that’s the plan you starting right at a scene we leave we’re literally stopping in 15 minutes oh my god I am late to the party because I had to work oh yeah if You if you want to get any donations or are in do it do it now ballerina we’re it’s like one of those why do this like [ __ ] version of the animaniacs theme song they’re funny they’re sunni a little loony and now our mm-hmm that was a debate or League contracts or goofy did the mess where laughs you collapse the animates and they do a bulge are you burning I’m fine my Fernan no my name is chase are you sweetie you use okay so we another entry into this cave system unless we can just Hear oh kv great you literally once you get down to sixteen you just dig in one direction and then you find stuff wait where did we come from where did we go here let me I’m over here over here behind you we came from over yonder no this we’re over here okay Enjoy yourself I’m gonna dig a hole oh [ __ ] dude there’s something up here yes there’s more things yep but didn’t they do to wander over yonder wander wander forever over yonder y’all won’t wander your honor yet but they do in the water over yonder where’s them I dream the dream of dreams Being attacked [ __ ] okay okay well I here’s the thing I’m digging a hole so I can find diamonds but you know I don’t think we’re gonna get diamonds this this stream so let’s just go ahead and I’m just gonna come over and be with you Guys so we can be together in our last year’s or last minute before the apocalypse I got it we’re gonna say that’s okay I just fought the entirety of the Super Smash Brothers roster by myself well there’s a there’s a buncha amanece up on me Oh a little [ __ ] how’s it going here Okay oh you’re talking to someone else I was going to the creeper over here oh you said a little [ __ ] so I just kind of assumed it was me a long time with one up here oh the other Bunch yeah I did come on come come get me come Come come come here freeze okay we’re in our last where our last yeah we’re not Megan oh oh I’m gonna die if I don’t get the [ __ ] out by out there I am back how I hang on how do I do it how do I do it for them Chet I’m already At the IR I have all my inventory and I’m back in the house so it’s slowly fine it is fine how do i how do I do it for them okay I got a you oh there we go hey we’re the last yeah we’re in the Last couple of minutes of the stream so like let’s just go [ __ ] crazy go stupid you know I can go twice as high just take a look it’s in a book Reading Rainbow ways to grow a Reading Rainbow Pant is dick damaged water oh no oh my god I need something we’re just on a giant Peninsula god damnit are we we were [ __ ] clean wait wait wait wait uh no well no you could be right no no no they guilin got to make islands whoops yeah whoops PS Iowan Oh Island Hello straits we’re aware of that where the animal egg enema leg it’s not there it’s not there come on give me an wag I want to each day what do you say I want to eat thing I want to eat dick I want a banana I want a banana I want to eat thing I want to eat it why are there greases green why aren’t there Greasley bears why don’t you turn this one upside down Alfred what have you done I didn’t know this Alfred come look at this turn around right now let’s Alfred come Here young man look at this [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] I’m in behind you when what do we do this touch him what are you twice him that’s a panda animation you didn’t he stuck on his back what have you done he’s gonna flip back over are you okay Oh you know what is we were bears now where’s the grizzly exactly there’s no Rosie I was about to say why is there no grizzly bear oh no you missed it uh yeah I see it there was a mate to see to see iti hate To see it there was up there was a spin going on and I was really excited are the [ __ ] good grizzly bear egg there is no grizzly bear in Minecraft what the [ __ ] now for you surrounded by your people Wow I heard there was a bear meat ridiculous Let’s see if we can crash Alfred shitty computer Wow and see how many bears you put on our house this is the proper amount and we get it this is a good amount Do they do they all gang up yep I didn’t even know they just aggro automatically you violated the law you know they’re very territorial and they’re very angry in real life and they’re all in my boots we can’t come back here now we come back to this house you put so many polar Bears here look at all these [ __ ] in here Holloway’s frickin face you beat best great now we have now we have polar bear poor Panda Island mmm how do i how do I do this chat how do you how do I do this also this circus music is playing right Now oh my god you made me wake my sister up I had a loud I was laughing don’t worry I figured it out got him taken care of oh you got you deleted them perfectly balanced as all things should be you said wait hang on there’s way there’s one I’m sorry my Goal is to kill all the bears I’m sorry Alfred you know if they caused is dead what did you do what I feel I killed Alfred he’s gone [ __ ] can’t you can’t keep doing this small price to pay for Minecraft funny moments hopefully you do it hang on I just heard Something coming out of the spirit box did you hear that the spirit box where is it no it’s she’s trying to communicate with us apparition where where should we look for your free for your free rent for your entity wherever you are whatever you or should where Should we find you on social media wait wait wait if I walk towards the sugar cane am I am i closer to where you are I’m by the sugar cane okay what if I go what if I go back to the caves and make Am i close to you if I’m near the caves what about here at please what about the bamboo I’m going to the bamboo I heard I heard something I heard something are you in the bamboo sir there’s a bunch of pandas around here where’d they come from Crazy guys out of this crazy freakin pandas well spirit if you want to if you would layer it if you would like to end the stream what say what would what would no I was just hearing the pandas go crazy I thought there is more spawning no spirit if you don’t want me To blow up the house say something okay I mean okay oh oh oh I demand I’m sorry norisse just a little cash that I have spare enjoys we asked where should we look on the roof are you on the roof no I’m not on the roof where my Dead body is where I died trying to escape chases rad is it over here by the crafting team oh it’s in the ocean there’s no way it’s over the sea why are there so many [ __ ] dead fish shoes oh my god okay okay I’m going to the ocean We’re in the ocean wing ocean there’s a boat okay there’s a boat is there is it the boat okay I’m going out to the sea we’re gonna get a get a get a boot get a boat okay okay where are you I’m penny penny penny buddy okay follow me follow Me follow me oh we’re going we’re ordering you I can’t for you know penny penny no to your rod no we’re going okay we’re coming we’re coming we’re coming we’re coming we’re coming were coming we’re going into the red sky oh oh oh God any penny buddy buddy No Oh penny okay Look behind you look behind you do you see me coming mom I’m scarce alright we’re going out to the middle of the ocean okay I’m out of the boat hold on can we get it please I don’t want to go scare those guys what is it A small price to pay for a computer [Laughter] alright that wasn’t good you know what that was a good stream yeah alright everybody thank you so okay hang on let me know yeah okay this is let me let me let me do the rest of the donations and Then we’ll look at art and then we’ll call it a day okay okay okay from rig donate $3 and said you’re all dancing Queens Thank You Corey lay Shawn donated $5 and said I’m I’m just here for the gay shenanigans thank you to devil’s Donated $5 at a oh my guys I’m late to the party because I had work but I am here now hope the fundraising has been going well also I don’t know if there’s a song requests on but I’m putting something on either way now you listen to great people while working on my Animatic thanks to Devil’s lamb squid donated $10 said oh wow how do cog donate $3 said p.m. wiki clownery Nova donated $5 and said you make you made me wake up my sister but uh bye how loud I was laughing don’t want to be a hero $5 said just a little cash that I have despair enjoy it and enjoy a little music track Thank You Carolyn Kelly donated $5 said hey hi I’m gay and trans and drunk and Alfred get a computer Dave sprite Dave spritz donated $5 and said I’ve been replaying luigi’s mansion Wreath recently because of Penny’s playthrough I’m in there two lucky cats don’t even know and said can you uh rowdy bunch gay thank you sleepy bird donated $10 and said everyone gets a digital smooch before you all have to leave for good night it’s mandatory I don’t make the rules The cipher gem donated $1 and said it’s not much but here you go be a new crimes thank you yeah you don’t have to apologize for giving us money Evelyn donated $10 that have money this is the second time you’ve don’t you’ve done this 1:59 don’t invite and hey minecrafters don’t forget to Appreciate block bluej donated $5 said pronounced blue jay by the way whoops also now’s your chance to donate yeah getting a sub in late Congrats y’all on raising so much I love Alfred you deserve a million dollar computer for being funny and cool boy oh and that is All the donations all 666 viewers reach 2,500 2,500 and seven dollars and 28 [ __ ] cents yeah I don’t even know where to [ __ ] begin except say just thank you all how about you all at the beginning so much you might be wondering how I got myself into this situation like y’all have Helped me in more ways than one and this will definitely so [ __ ] lutely be enough to give me a nice really good functioning [ __ ] computer that I don’t have to worry about doing wish it anymore that I can work on and be able to do all My [ __ ] because you know my main worry winds to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody knows it was the fact that I this – can tell you that I have been dealing with issues with this computer since the [ __ ] update even happened oh yeah and it’s literally big You know it was crossing lines constantly and then I was just like ok it is gonna deal with into this thing but then recently it got worse we’re across the line of oh I’m not gonna open any of your art programs and you’re not gonna be able to work and I’m like so This is us what’s the mods this is podracing also this one from probably be – problem a top-priority problem because i need to be able to work and that’s all so everybody everybody don’t don’t leave yet because we still go look at art yeah we said only So please don’t leave you um like I said I really do from the bottom of my heart thank you so much thank you of course none of y’all had to none even ended up with the venue don’t new from the bottom of your hearts and showed me All this love and appreciation effects I again like my brain is still recovering from how fast that was that was ridiculous yeah that crazy we came in like a wave to nation so it’s now oh [ __ ] yeah we have from Evelyn we have another $10 and then from they said have Money and ginger have Oh from $10 said I’m late oh no here have some money because I appreciate you lots thank you thank you so much all right well if you’re ready now we can we can start closing out with art as you can see I’ve Shared screens so you can see my screen all right cool so this is actually we’re starting out from something from last dream but this is uh this is when I was playing Beth of the wild and I was beating bats to death without arm while singing car collisions And that’s from na Thank You na now here’s the first one from Polk a fan trick this is that not even 50 minutes been destroyed thank ya like the Chad had a spirit bomb which was that money bag and then tossed it into my body and I died also lucky cats thank you for $3 yeah thank you poke a fan trick uh and then next from from we don’t know cuz you didn’t read the frickin forums you’re supposed to you gotta read the forum’s before you submit yours penny with some iron and then there’s Presumably me yelling and then there’s many and then and I can’t thank you because you didn’t tag yourself oh it’s bears County Thank You bears County and then you know this is NYC Terry Terry Terry day and this I love you so much if I had money I Would give you all of it take some art instead and presumably this is them and I know for a fact this is you thank you very much thank you so much from dr. bodacious oh yeah and I’m and I’m not gonna go ahead and read that cuz I think You can all read that perfectly fine thank you oh I’ll take this pin and I’ll sign your will for you vibe check gives you $2,500 thank you dr. bodacious from Ock you blur that’s what we’re doing we’re both teasing Alfred as he’s about to cry thank you oculus if you post any of These on Twitter and probably specifically if you if you if you post something with with me penny and Alfred or maybe just me or just penny or just Alfred we’ll probably be pretty tweeting them so just be aware yeah and then from penny is just from from Not not penny this is from ghosty peppers and it’s just penny saying it’s very cute thank you thank you ghosty peppers from diagnosed fool we got the freaking money dude and here’s Alfred now here’s a life hack just that money B you say save a picture Of a dollar and then print it out you have infinite money don’t tell me don’t tell George W Bush I told you that just don’t tell mr. government no man don’t tell government from from smallish we have mm Alfred can you oughta make that noise this this whatever the noise this is [Laughter] Very good very very good thank you so thank you smaller so we there there probably some generational this okay hang on hang on let me okay let me get caught up on the donations we have $2,500 where we got $25 will $2,500 last time we checked I think we were yes okay Uh uh from from from lucky cats we have $3 said six thanks lucky yes and then from lucky cats again they say four they gave $5 said please I get to one hundred sixty nine percent please please please I love you kuma TM donated five hundred forty-one dollars Oh yeah we’re 560 we’re at 169 gamer is nice oh nice kuma TM donated $5 if anybody wants to do the exact math needed to get to 169 point 69 percent that would be tight but beans kuma TM donated 541 said we’re getting 169 so help me we did it and then ginger Navajo need to find always said 169 percent okay nobody else don’t eat thank you very much smallish from katydids I love this so [ __ ] much in the Luigi elf and that we love you well there’s that there’s the zero dollars this is the the that’s so cute Lucky cats go to wiki box brew Oregon then at the you have to make an account then at the very bottom if you go here’s the main area if you go to add that’s how you that’s how you submit art oh that’s very cute Thank You katydids from NPC art so this One’s actually me it’s it’s just me as a sexy robot there you go yeah no this is this is actually a design from like way back when I was doing undertale stuff so yeah thank you very much thank you see arts next from from a thing okay my favorite favorite a Lot a lot of this is my favorite one of my favorite bits of this is the little record symbol in the upper right it’s the birds which project that’s from that’s from sick fan thank you completely indecipherable this would be to anybody who didn’t watch this this is Nothing happening here but it just exudes such an energy this makes me think of specifically you remember the the BuzzFeed unsolved part where or the BuzzFeed unsolved episode where they have like the spirit box and all they can hear is spaghetti ya know it this is Just looking at this this is that’s what it makes me think of anyways okay thank you thank you thank you sick from stupid stupid e we have penny to one to one tango for two and go three seven 3:07 around Alfred Alfred you read it you read it penny um two one Penny two one two one tango for tango three zero seven four go lesbians go lesbians go No here I got this penny I want to I want you to imagine a tall brunette wearing heels and a tight vest that’s so we thank you very much stupid e that’s very very cute Thank you it’s so good from NPC arts again it’s it’s me and Alfred and me and Alfred and power stance three am looking at Blanche thank you thank you NPC arts next from twig we’ve created iconography We were the paints she was the [ __ ] artist and the burger was the easel the burger was the club girl the girl was the creativity thank you so much thank you thank you to a dress I appreciate you this is where we’ll this is where Wolves ate my life on tumblr I like I like how the rating for this one is questionable this is this is this is legit just like a like like like what a new episode of Steven universe comes out and you see like 50 versions of the same screen capture yes It’s like it’s so good I it’s like god it’s just [ __ ] Minecrafters at bay of border like this is this is my 1925 minecrafters appreciating bubbler recolored thank you thank you werewolves leave my life I appreciate it from NPC arts again we have it was me Hang on NPC arts they said the sources of the Bears and they that’s I that’s why I’m angry because of the Bears thank you so much thank you from – we will check Twitter we from flu flu – we have a vibe check I love how you drew me in This one holy moly that’s so cute shouldn’t have taken my [ __ ] bamboo that’s all I’m saying I think it’s pretty annotating oh wait okay okay thank you thank you thank you flu flu to thank you so much Alfred is writing my collar post as we speak and then finally from last one From from oh wait hang on there’s probably a little bit more there’s probably yeah people are submitting some more from from SHINee Jubilee we have the rocket burger it’s just so iconic I love this so much I love I love all the different art styles depicting it I know like just Representing the same your Taos is being broken into they want the $2,500 all right be safe will admire this piece of bubbler penny whale I love all the bunker what do you what how do you think about the bunker penny what do you think about this particular piece it doesn’t Really matter what I think about the bumpers we all have our own interpretation is that correct I suppose so you know what III you know what I like about this bub grad like that there’s a shining a light like a halo above it because the hail the Bubbler is an angel if you think about it Amanda all right and this is from from shiny Jubilee thank you shiny Jubilee last two on the this one we have from and I’ve got my gross facial hair like real life this is adorable I love this piece a lot yeah it’s from from Casserole lamb chops thank you casserole lamb chops thank you so much very good I forgot I was gonna say keep going okay give me one and then one last one and this one it just looks like pea this is from an portals Instagram and it’s it’s Just petit Orkney I need to start yeah I need to start using the brew from my streams yeah yeah yeah here real quick this is this will be quick so we’re still gonna check our on Twitter but here’s what to find out how to do stuff on the forum you go to the Forum then there’s a posting guy that I’ve made it gives you everything that you need to know it’ll tell you how to how to tag stuff it’ll tell you how to do it it’s fine if you want to submit art for penny then you can do that probably on here in the next Little bit and then one more refresh and that looks like it’s everything so let’s go to Twitter and thank you so much by the way that that one is thank you so much it’s adorable absolutely adorable and then let’s go to the mansions yes okay it starts right here it looks like Hang on we probably do that paper-box house but the boys up at 3 a.m. to get that well like they say in Brooklyn early to bed early to catch the burger and then this one which is absolutely [ __ ] adorable from from televisions it’s freaking this is very very very Good I love it a lot I love it a lot and then let’s see let’s see if there’s any more let’s check crown dimension sure why not let’s check the hashtag clown dimension and then we’ll check yes yeah Alfred check your mentions real quick just so we get everything like all Square because yea cuz I mentioned I met oh this one’s this one from from hole from machine art this is from a breath of the wild stream this is I want to find one of those big [ __ ] furries yeah appreciate it and then check my mentions I have 200 For Jesus Christ hold on everybody loves you it looks like no I just looks like it’s the stuff we’ve already seen he’s going down I think we’ve seen everything ok one last thing I’ll check my tumblr inbox just to be complete I can’t believe I’m gonna get a whole ass hey Alfred here’s the thing we we went $1,000 over the goal yeah literally like like this is like this is the same like this is around the same budget I had for my computer like yeah Alfred we [ __ ] hate Alfred we love you we love you too Thank you thank you so much thank you for being part of our life crying don’t work again you’re gonna be able to stream again it’s gonna be fantastic it’s gonna be so my god it’s gonna be so [ __ ] you can play Garry’s Mod dark art be with me Finally I do play yes penny you can come you can play Gary smart pony dark RP with us yes yeah we got it we got I want to go back to old days we got to do that again the horse crimes horse crimes 3 coming soon with all the lessons we’ve Learned now alright thank you all so much I feel like we your support and all your love and thank you chase and penny for even putting this together and let me tell you what I did to put this together was I made this little image And that’s about all I did what what the the real the magic self tonight came from the viewers and I know that’s so [ __ ] cheesy to say but they knew it but it’s true everybody thank you so much I you know I was said earlier earlier than your office isn’t they are Well but it’s not in the bad way it’s more in the holy [ __ ] yeah y’all really y’all saw a opportunity to give back in a time of need and y’all came through and we’re just so so much more generous and wonderful than you had any obligation to be like you know people Who can’t donate like we don’t look down on them at all and like it’s you know they’re just as appreciated and just as welcome but like the fact that so many people did is just like absolutely fantastic like oh this kind of stuff always just gets me so [ __ ] grateful It makes me realize what a great community we’ve we’ve harbored yeah y’all are so kind and so generous and we genuinely appreciate you so much thank you thank you from the bottom of all of our hearts thank you so much yes and we’re all bottom so that makes sense yeah Alright ai-ai-ai-aight I think it would be disingenuous to it like the the message of the somebody I think it would be good if we just open enclosed fine don’t yell at me so much let’s pull a prank and raid literal you know what let’s do it and you know What here’s the I’m gonna do the raid for a news what’s the raid phrase you say how about you’re you’re late [ __ ] no cuz he said that it was gonna run in with everybody if I like didn’t make it to 100% minutes to let everything in intentions alright what’s the phrase go Now for its Alfred siping Tyrone I get there you go concrete it wiki box love gang [ __ ] yeah yeah all copy and paste a couple times in shed absolute everybody copy and paste that all right we’re gonna raid literal Rio raid all right I’m going to lose his mind okay And penny and Alfred thank you so I mean obviously Alfred thank you for joining but penny thank you also for joining we appreciate thank you thank you I’m so happy that I could be here yeah with your presence and Alfred thank you for being a beautiful boy that we love and We support you so my wonderful clown boy who I loved a lot in that and thank you penny for everything you for both being so wonderful thank you my thank you to everybody who came through enjoy leash thing he’s very great bye bye your mobile support and I hope you have a wonderful Night and thank you all again so much I have to see this reaction I gotta see it alright they’re gone Video Information
This video, titled ‘ClownHouse || We Love Alfred! (Minecraft Fundraiser with Alfred and Penny)’, was uploaded by Clown Depot Archive on 2019-10-03 06:49:19. It has garnered 63069 views and 2186 likes. The duration of the video is 03:28:55 or 12535 seconds.
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