ClownPierce Teaches Derapchu To Do Minecraft Pvp…

Hi guys welcome welcome back to the stream we’re getting back on minecraft today finally everybody’s been wanting it everybody’s been wanting it i’m getting back on minecraft today and there we go right that’s the yes there we go all right back on minecraft ready to hop on legacy

And fight some of my viewers getting straight into it no you know because i need to practice i need i need a bit of practice uh i haven’t been keeping up as much as good as pvp as as i used to be i’m in versus one uh go versus nine

Just so you guys have more of a chance though to be fair it’s pretty full just try to join versus nine uh all right i guess it’s time to get started wow that was quick i think i fought this guy before is this server bedrock 2 i’m pretty sure it’s not

Yeah no it’s definitely not bedrock oh am i i’m great a little tired i i did a bunch of stuff today working on my next video it’s taking a pretty long time because uh it’s pretty big video gonna be a long one oh spicy pop let’s go follow up oh oh no

I got cocky that’s fine i love on the aggro pearls right now that the evil morty theme yo wait is it quiet right now i bet it’s quiet right now hold on let me just uh finish this fight off real quick gg all right let’s see um i actually

Want to go back to home and how about intense stream music oh actually here we go all right let’s fight i should also message Let me copy this let me spam this all right well that’s right hold on wait uh just settings there we go oh my god there we go finally you did not pearl the safety rolled right into me do you see that back turn back here oh he’s trying to purl out

Not working for him oh i’m at one heart [Laughter] oh oopsie probably pay more attention to my health it’s just nice to get into the flow of things and then you’re just pearling around and popping totems and stuff did he even eat oh he didn’t Oh i’m missing oh that’s close i’m in versus nine by the way everybody am i wait am i wait let me let me fact check that in a second when this fight’s over oh no i popped hi derpachu hi but did you raid i can’t tell because i i switched hold on

Let me do a midstream check our midfield check is there a raid was there raid are you still streaming i tell it it hasn’t been like an hour okay well you’re literally chanting me so i don’t know why you would pay attention to your stream man gosh all right let’s go

Bc all right one sec this fight is very on beat i sing with the music i know right i’m doing streaming hit sync ah there’s no more music to hit sync to what is this what does it sound like i’m in like dracula’s keep right now Hey don’t use those you’re not allowed to heal your armor What are those little bow shots he does oh i don’t have strength that explains why i’m not dealing damage uh let’s do that oh there we go gg all right let’s see what derp she has to say hi put you wait hello you’re crying why why are you crying you

Just told me you just admitted to crying on stream what are you crying about we’re on my stream you said you’re actually crying i’m not i’m not crying i’m literally not crying i’m literally i see the tears streaming down your face i’m literally not crying i’m literally

Not crying what do you mean i’m literally not crying all right can you entertain my chat i gotta i gotta pee i’ll be right back you gotta pee i do i do hi clown chat hey quick hey guys make sure to use twitch prime um hey guys

Type type seven in in one of our chats if if you love clown pierce yep i’m praying that nobody knows what my chat is use the new mind my main song apparently it helps you pvp why is that anyone want to link it to me

Clown piss hey chap can you can you all spam clown piss in the clown pierce chat that’d be awesome i’d love to see that it would make my day actually it would actually make clown pierce today you know he he loves he loves being called clown piss

Yo just some live thing real far how are we doing i’m actually versing someone named clown pierce xd2 right now it’s really embarrassing to see but it’s all right it’s all right if you’re a clown peer star that’s okay just don’t name yourself clown pierce it’s really embarrassing actually

I mean unless if you’re better than me of course but ho ko hello you’ve typed seven in my chat that’s awesome back to music no balls oh my gosh hey guys you guys like lifesteal is that is that what the clown chat likes lifestyle smp ah

Why the [ __ ] is this song playing ah anyways sorry that’s a lot of people on my screen what are you all doing on my screen oh what is this what do you mean all right derp what do you mean another thing okay are you ready to learn the ways

I’m actually versing your twin clown pierce xd2 that’s not my twin i thought that was you i’ll be honest all right get in here you fool foolish gamer clown well okay i i bet you’re gonna lose i bet you’re gonna lose because he has clamped us in the name and he’s gonna

Come here hello okay if you’re watching clown pierce i want you to crouch i want you to stop playing and crouch if you if you if you are if you are clown pierce xd too i want you to crouch and take off all your armor please

Be funny be funny be funny be funny please please please oh my god everybody everybody who’s on stream everybody’s who’s on stream right now just crouch just press crouch everybody’s on stream right now i want to see you is clownpiece says all right all right i see oh that’s a

Lot of them okay everyone everybody’s on stream let’s go all right hello stream watchers a clown play on mobile please everybody come here come here oh my god be funny i’m being told to be funny by somebody do it i’ve never had this much of a bounty before of like teleporting people

Oh look at everybody go oh oh oh my god oh my god oh my god sassy bubbly think about phone bro just sending people away with this bud what are you doing i’m sending people away with this button how are you what is the what is this button you’re talking about it sends

People away what do you mean clutch someone’s uh okay people are whispering now look at my bit donation where’s the bit donation oh yeah i forgot i set up your obs yeah you did i don’t have bits it’s okay what if i make you an overlay after the stream an overlay

Yeah no i i know i promised my girlfriend i’d be there after a stream another time though okay it’s all right we’re so good where’s the i can’t scroll that far up god damn clown pierce xd2 is just really irritating right now anyway sean mcyt thank you for the bits i appreciate it

That’s awesome clown he’s making money money what is that you make money yeah how i don’t know man you make money look i think it’s big dude i kill people on minecraft what do you mean that’s true who would pay for that who would pay for that who would even pay for that

I don’t even do that i’m like uh i’m like a menace to society to minecraft civilization i just realized we have like all like pretty much complete control of like um what’s it called this lobby so we can just kind of like just do like a massive 20v20 that’d be funny actually later

Later first hold on wait let me change the yeah let me change the stream title oh what you gonna change it to uh uh hold on let me think geez jeez let me think sorry sorry sorry sorry jesus sorry is this actually clown pierce i don’t know is it does it sound

Like something russian dude does it sound like something but not then doing viewer 2v2s yeah because we got to put your your your training to the test you know the test yeah i’m gonna be real this is gonna last forever i’m just gonna leave i’m gonna be honest yeah yeah just leave

Hi derpachu i can’t see you through the hordes of people hold on let me thin this horde out real quick where where are you derpachu oh my god i am like oh oh oh no it’s a wall that’s a wall all right it’s fine such duel no that’s not i don’t have chat

Uh chat settings commands only how about that dirt derpachoo not found what do you mean because my name isn’t you isn’t that bad this is the kit i use on uh um money smp money is right you’re taking the words right out of my mouth of course of course you

[ __ ] named it piercer jesus yeah that’s what’s my name uh grace wait i don’t have the texture pack i gotta use the texture pack wait oh can you send me the text no don’t send me the uh here it is look at that i’ll play i’ll play my own pvp music okay

Well a really good song just came on so i’m gonna kill you okay all right wow wow wow look at that bros are you trying you are you’re not trying i i just hadn’t gapped yet oh okay i’m crying wow you got that australian internet all right let’s see

What’s up yeah yeah yeah yeah i’ve got that australian ins i’m sorry i’m sorry please i’m sorry okay okay all right oh you’re so slow at purling first things first in that situation the moment you start saying okay sorry is what you should have already purled you should have already purled okay

So you you’re probably low right now just purl further pull further oh yeah i don’t know how to peel that hot farm okay so here’s the thing right here’s the thing right when i’m in trouble i do a short pearl to get out of reach

And the long pearl to get out of the you know the situation oh that’s if that’s if i’m outmatched you know if i if there’s you know if if i’m doing good but i just need to heal i usually just short pearl and then eat and then with one gap i’ll

Be fine but like you’re probably going to want to do a double pearl all right okay also reapply your fires sure wow that’s yeah you should yeah that was a that was a yikes yeah you should be purling and gapling at around five hearts oh really okay wow

500 16 of viewers think you’re gonna win that is what that is an astonishing amount you that is that is disgusting of our amount that should be like one one percent for real i am dog [ __ ] at pvp champ why why he’s playing tricks with me i’m

Oh wow you’re gonna hit me with a tree yeah how [ __ ] nice of you clown i like trees you like trees so should you like i i like trees too but you know i don’t like getting abused by a tree i’ll be honest sounds like a you problem

Say it’s a you problem i’ll cry will you that’s so sad what the [ __ ] okay oh father rapture he’s just walked into the room what the hell father derpachu a father rapture no don’t [ __ ] disrespect him and call him father derp you sorry sorry geez louise my bad

Only makes sense to like call him by his name goodbye that was that was real funny what are you doing fight me forget the milk yup sorry i’m talking to my dad my bad oh excuse me you were like you’re standing right next to me you’re creepy sorry

Sorry my mom my bad gee golly gosh oh he’s coming back father has come back not with the milk though he’s outside my room hello yes i have school tomorrow yes yes i’m yeah i’m yeah yeah yeah he doesn’t even know what’s coming yeah yeah that was really [ __ ] good hi clown

How are you hi derek what’s up okay hi hi how are you my g oh i’m doing great oh you you made a wooden soul this is really mean this is really mean this is really mean this is really mean it’s really i’m not mean what’s the damage calculation on this oh

This is like it’s like diamond sword without using strength okay i see okay okay oh [ __ ] that was a [ __ ] pal whatever it’s fine it’s okay i’m learning it’s okay i’m learning from the jester penetrate yes are you excited for money smb season 2 oh yeah i’m pretty excited yeah you’ll

Be able to do a lot of money smp streams can i team with you clown [Applause] is it just is it just still rivalry who knows who knows i don’t know how things will go yet oh this is just absolutely bullying oh my god what i’m crying this is so sad

This is actually sad this you’re beating me with a literal technically stick true technically it is just a sharp stick yeah aren’t all swords is this the real just the penetrate yeah ah nah no no no no of course oh he look at him with his xp bottles oh

My god let me let me be like clown real quick no no don’t even bother that’s fine you’re not even gonna last that long please oh that’s really that’s really mean clown actually that’s really that i was really hot what the hell yeah you’re definitely doing significantly more damage yeah so what gives

I don’t know man oh i was that’s not bad pearl let’s be honest it was not bad oh it was he said he got you out of the situation he didn’t die so i just realized i’m so sick gigi oh are you fool you got wooden sorted

This is pog flip this on the cliff’s channel on the [ __ ] lifestealclips.com submit your eclipse no we don’t need a lifesteal clips of me dying to you with a wooden sword i think i think i think that’s what needs to happen here all right i just got beaten by a [ __ ] stick

What the hell no it’s it’s fine really don’t worry about it derpatu it’s okay really it’s fine really nobody no nobody thinks you’re bad oh yeah yeah okay accept oh to your duel foolish gamer hold on chat settings oh perfect giraffe is better than clown tbh i agree so true okay okay

That was a bit of a mistake what i don’t know where you at where did you go what the [ __ ] everywhere and nowhere at the same time i wasn’t paying attention i didn’t really see what you went it’s okay you’ll get over it am i just wait am i high wait probably

I i beg your pardon oh there you are okay all right so mean oh you know so mean oh bro made a [ __ ] wooden axe for this i wow how nice of you clown hi hi clown i don’t know if we can do this on wooden axe this thing is so slow

You think the stone x would be slower because stone is a little heavier than wood but no oh there you are you know what i’m not i’m not doing i’m not doing the x i’m not doing the x this sucks i hit the x this x does more damage doesn’t it

Yeah it does it does too much damage actually in my opinion yeah do you think so yeah does that work not too much it’s too much i’ll be real it’s a little too much clown i’ll be real another reason why i’m so [ __ ] i i’m not i’m running on

One and a half hours of sleep i’ll be wrong cody how do you live are you living right now um i don’t know i i don’t know so nice excuse nice excuse no no you’re molding you’re molding that’s all this is you’re molding i’m not ex i’m not ex

How dare you so many of you it is mean but it’s true wow who’s going to win clown the worst pvp what the heck you got 24 of the votes wow why why is your chat so silly silly billy billy yeah silly billy yeah imagine the money smp

If this is money i’d be losing a [ __ ] ton of money right now oh my god why you’re so mean i’m actually crying you’re dropping your totems like uh like uh uh what do you drop what do you drop on the ground honey no hots i don’t know no

Well if you’re me you don’t oh okay then a nice one my g thanks why are you so mean what the hell what i’m crying wow i’m bad at bo maybe a little thing to improve on maybe i’m actually crying i just look like an idiot [Laughter]

Maury just said in my chat old people are meant to be mean goddamn thanks maury [ __ ] sake oh you know i’ve just realized my pearls are like so low yeah maybe pearl higher not that high yeah yeah that was a little too far how are these not hitting you

What do you mean what are you gonna ask me how many arrows i have no no good better not bro just realize clown made fun of a british accent is there a time when he’s not yeah tuesdays tuesday oh my gosh stop what the hell this is just blatantly bullying this is

Blatantly bullying look at me i’m going to [ __ ] beat you up mate kangaroo style bushman’s rules yeah can we get some oh sevens in the chat just either chats in the minecraft i don’t care any chat it’d be funny to see stop stop just stop being a [ __ ] what

The hell stop being so annoying oh god damn it okay this is the best song to [ __ ] pvp with yeah one sec one second one sec there we go good song this is a good song to pvp with employing drain strats i don’t like it when you don’t take knock back okay [Laughter]

You look like a hedgehog how the [ __ ] do i do that what clown do i look like a hedgehog yep it’s cuz you got all those arrows sticking out of you oh oh what the hell my helmet’s broken since when no okay he’s just being mean he’s just look

At him with his [ __ ] silly little axe i’m probably like an ft on the on the pvp scale right now we’ve got totems for a moment oh my god what that was like perfectly timed what the hell i know that was actually like goated i’m on this thanks oh all right

I’m dead bring it in oh gg gg the wooden axe oh no oh no oasis dm me off what did it was to say i hate the rapture you disappointed me when fighting clownfish watching the stream party yes yes number one pvp in the world [ __ ] you sorry anyways

How are you very nice i’m good thanks i’m gonna send somebody to the shadow realm hold on hold on who will it be who will it be will it be what is what is the shadow realm oh well somebody got sent to the shadow room right there oh uh

What kid is next huh what should we do next oh wait hold on i guess i do need shout out good [ __ ] oh oh that’s okay well we can do that duel a ball do a bow deal okay a a boat a ball oh a bow a boulder yeah

I have way too many songs on my [ __ ] stream deck this gives me like mcc [ __ ] practice vibes yeah well all right next try next ride my ballerina my valor name i’ve been playing valiant come on now oh because i i love the valor and bow class

The valor bow class or headshot maybe you’d be you’d be off the map right now with your shield and everything oh hello doc leonard ah i’m sorry don’t be sorry stop slapping me with your [ __ ] bow this is actually mean it’s friday oh true it is friday oh my god i’m crying

You consider yourself deadly in minecraft i consider myself the deadliest hi derpy hi chap squashy thank you for the prime i appreciate it see you later timothy all right all right duel dirt okay at least you managed to hit the pool clown i want to [ __ ] cry man what the hell

I’m getting just absolutely like ah not why are you just you’re just flexing at this point you’re just trying to flex no you’re a pvp guy no no i’m not flexing i’m not flexible i don’t remember i can’t remember let’s set this up oh this is

Sure wait this is pretty tight hold on like i’ll move better if i’m out of this i hate you i i okay i didn’t even hit the [ __ ] shot are you serious oh there’s no like oh okay yeah but how does this [ __ ] work oh yeah it’s like it’s right it’s like

Okay wait is it it’s right click right yeah it is right click okay oh waist is in my chat hi oasis i don’t like this stop being so mean i’m not mean this is hardcore armorless oh you’re hardcore almost true true i love that have i ever told you that i really hate

You calm have i i don’t think thank you for the 15 tier 1 subs thank you so much oh my gosh glad i looked at chad in that moment i i don’t have those turn out right now i hate everything why stop oh my [ __ ] god this is so mean

This is so mean he’s just flexing on me right now bro what the hell oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] oh my god why why this is just abuse i’m getting abused right now oh [ __ ] i keep [ __ ] go finally oh my god armorless moment okay wow what deserved okay maury’s on your side

And i’m really pissed about that she’s supporting no oh i don’t know why i even tried the rainbow that’s the funniest [ __ ] i’ve seen in a while i just beat clown but i didn’t be clapping no i know beating clown piercing crystal pvp clip on the derpy clips channel on the

Rapture clips channel yeah i beat him i totally touched him i meant i told like oh i totally uh i totally i totally use you know the blue why do you yeah yeah yeah go stream or go let’s go they’re pichu except except bullish gamer oh that’s right we’re gonna keep it going

Okay because i wanna it’s because it’s so it’s funny what’s the ah it’s it’s just so funny yeah let’s have a look at the chat oh so funny half armorless no no no no no i’m going full armorless you failed okay well that’s a good song we’ll go with this

Oh this song works i’m bullying no i’m not hello sonny what why oh wait oh popped oh there we go it’s messed up my inventory oh [ __ ] that was too far my bad oh why am i saying my bad oh that was way too early why did you get

Like stuck on that block that ruined my plan oh just [ __ ] albert excellent choice thank you oasis appreciate it stay away from me you [ __ ] clown oh [ __ ] wait [ __ ] can one tap with crystals i know jester in a box what will he do oh [ __ ] off are you serious i heard that

As well his entire keyboard went crazy his keyboard just shook like that [ __ ] earthquake bro yeah yeah i saw my moment to make a move oh yeah okay did you hear that chat do you hear his keyboard rattling in the [ __ ] corner of the mic what what oh i’m crying

I’ll [ __ ] off with that are you serious no yes no what yes did i not have a okay fine whatever you win you win let’s go in awesome this is awesome this is the best thing on the community today imagine l imagine l no no no guys guys guys it’s all right

It’s right i i gotta i gotta somehow win with you with armor on i don’t think that’s possible ah i’m crying don’t cry it’s fine it’s fine and do a little destroy crystals i need to put you on a training arc oh my god okay what’s this why is this kid

Time you look like an apple what does that mean you look like a [ __ ] apple that’s funny as oh wait actually what how did i not crack your shield oh you died don’t say i died do you think i don’t [ __ ] see that clown sorry geez just trying to help you out man

Oh really [ __ ] you died oh yeah really re it’s it’s like sorry just making sure you saw it just making sure you saw it bro just making sure that you actually saw it all right all right okay here i’ll teach you uh i’ll teach you i’ll teach you now i’ll

Actually do what the stream says i’ll teach you what’s going on there i’ve been trying to find what like what’s what’s simple enough hold on hold on we need to talk about something real quick hold on we need to talk about something what what the [ __ ] is your title

Minecraft pvp legacy teaching derpatu pvp then doing viewer 2v2s okay i am not derpatou Cute why why who are you then aren’t we rap duo my g right there Yeah that’s me i mean yeah i see see see no you just admitted to it get on get on get on get on the get on the game get on the game stop what get on that game come on accept the duel i’ll teach you now i’ll teach you now

Stay true to the title all right so here’s here’s what happened derpachu it’s what happens whenever you come in and like uh somebody’s trying to fight you right uh the moment you want to actually use your shield is when somebody switches to their sword that way you won’t actually uh

Lose this uh the shield advantage now this is not it’s not really gonna work here that all that much because yeah this is like we’re both using axis here because we both know how this works now but yeah just the moment somebody switches the sword that’s generally when you wanna use your shield

Okay oh one sec mother up she’s outside my room just banging oh oh banging what what what did you just say what did you just say about your mother bro what bro what what are you saying what are you saying bro what do you say i didn’t no no

Bro i’m gonna get you for that i’m gonna get you there don’t disrespect no you dare disrespect her don’t you dare disrespect she’s a wonderful woman what the [ __ ] do you mean no i’m getting you i’m ready for that what she’s she was knocking on the door i beg your pardon

Clown you dirty dirty minded little don’t call me dirty that’s what happens when you do that how dare you dirty bro you’re there is no more apologizing i’m sorry you’re destined to die i’m sorry please don’t god can we get you a new keyboard though oh my and a new microphone please new

Microphone bro what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean why why is someone barking in my chat oh my god i don’t know why i don’t know they’re pretty [ __ ] weird it would be a shame if they’re a twitch partner as well oh who was it

I’m not gonna say but let’s just say you know if you’re a twitch partner barking that’s a bit embarrassing truly maybe you should say oh i’m not i’m not a but i’m not i’m not a partner so i don’t i mean i i can bark

Yeah you do you want me to block you died no no i’m not telling you to bark i’m telling you who is the twitch partner who’s barking your chat no no no we don’t need to say their name ah it’s no one you know okay you got a prime for that everybody’s

Everybody’s barking in my chat now too this is what happens when a chat meets you this is the worst i want everyone i want everyone to block in clowns chat everyone just go back just go remember don’t no no we’re gonna put everything you’ve learned to to practice in the 2v2 arena this

Party invite derpachu tell me when you’re in the party because i can’t see i am i’ve joined i’ve joined all right i dare you to fight i dated fight off brandon that’s what i’ve been told everybody just honked the 2v2 so we’re changing servers actually can you do that do you

Have a ranking i don’t have i don’t have any oh derpachu you’re so bad get me to 15k on twitch and then i can do it i don’t know how you’re gonna do that but i need 15k oh either i’m out of 11k how dare clown calls you

Or not me [ __ ] you look at what sorry roses right are you in the you’re in the party right yes all right perfect perfect look at this yeah oh crystal 2 4 2 what would you make thinking hot or what get ready stop looking at your followers

I’m not looking up this guy is a clampy skin he’s going to kill you all right i’ll leave the clownfish skin to you oh hi clown piercing how are you mate it’s like finding me but different yeah but he’s kind of clearly not okay [ __ ] oh yeah

Why is clown calling you this is rude he told me he trained me so he’s training me stop yeah rose you can be added to this voice chat if you want but no no no i i reck uh really i’m gonna add a british person really hey that’s that’s that’s

So racist of you you can’t say that what that is not racist of me it was just it was okay it’s only mean against the british race no it’s not no it’s it’s only for rose we’re talking about rose here true rose is cool though i love oh she was cool

She’s really mean to me i mean but me too and i’m pretty cool so like well you know there’s a reason you’re mean to me because you you know you’re better than me okay she doesn’t have a reason to be mean to me she’s there’s nothing does that mean

What does that even mean you know if you don’t come on surely you understand right i don’t have pvp can i get like a song going there we go i have pretty epic pvp music right now that’s awesome one second versing your your your copy my clone your clone

Fresh off the clampier’s cloning facility yes sir why am i getting 2v1 you’re not i’m literally right here you’re literally screaming around for nothing i’m sorry i’m a bit whiny occasionally this is apparent occasionally okay how did that go through all right now now you can scream about

Being 2v1 because now it’s actually happening wait are we versus l i’m still investing the other clown dude i’m like lagging holy [ __ ] yeah got australian internet yeah man sucks get this guy get this guy get this guy what oh there you are hello clown pierce’s clone

You know what clumpy as clones say say slumpy slumpies yeah it’s like a pokemon because cloning technology was actually invented by pokemon when they cloned mew into mewtwo oh true that’s how they massive i’m i am not i’m not i’m so not i just saw that one episode

I don’t know what the [ __ ] i’m looking at i’ll be honest all right there we go oh my god rose is so clingy smh crying right now hashtag rose we just killed the guy by the way yep ggs ggs can i get can i get this guy no

Actually okay i’ll no no no i’m not gonna stand around menacingly then my viewers are gonna leave oh sorry sorry sorry you you have to do your you know i’m a bad guy no but the music is too intense to like do that you’re the guy that billy eilish makes a song about

Oh this is a sans undertale please i’m crying oh [ __ ] i threw too far i can’t hit i’m crying oh you blocked my pearl you dummy you dummy how could you you little dummy pov you are clown pierce oh i’m coming from high above oh it’s just fire popped

No it was cool it was cool it was cool you wouldn’t get i don’t know bro these these things are filling up instantly you guys don’t back up back off guys look at this pick up bank off pick off give me a oh my god all right there we go

Was this sword so long because i oh my god well this is a kit this is a kiss oh that was uh what no no no no nothing don’t worry about it what do you mean you don’t know you just made a weird noise and you’re gonna be like that

Stop making weird noises get it together i’m sorry sorry um bro ah i’m gonna take a nap you handle these guys all right you can handle these guys right no why how many oh i get two totems okay oh we’re going for the same guy now okay

No i just had a break off of my guy okay that’s understandable that’s completely understandable you’re better than clown you must be high wait where’s my guy there he is two shots missed i’m crying so you popping yeah no i popped yeah i [ __ ] are you dead yeah i’m dead that’s cool yeah

Yeah whatever yikes hi guys hi guys no absolutely not There we go Oh they could have been bad should be a little more careful having having a fun clown yeah yeah yeah i mean you died so like i’m trying to fix this mess yeah sorry i’m actually gonna get oh i can’t oh wrong character there we go i introduce you to now add me you’re

Technically wrong huh no i think she’s right i think she’s right no she is she is right no she’s right and i didn’t have my mic muted but yeah she’s right i thought i met you through the pvp server no i don’t think it’d be hardcore server but it wasn’t

Do i add rose yeah sure i’m gonna cry now oh you don’t like rose jewel what the heck no she’s so she’s just rose it it come on now it it makes so much sense it’s just rose can you stop being so horrible to me my deb’s just being real mean also what

What happened to your mic rose hold on wait your mic’s like mike’s like yeah what happened to your mic what happened to my mic i don’t know you sounded weird yeah you sound weird i don’t know who knows i’m literally tested negative today what the heck oh good job thank you

I know i fought the code i’m alive i didn’t wish for it but here we are finally do you know do you know how many days i had to go and see on snapchat like oh my god i’ve got covered ah she did that nice to meet you yeah she

Did that oh rose yeah that’s right he’s in class he and i are watching attack on titan later i’m so excited can i ask you something yeah you came back from canada how many days ago now it came back on the 21st so so it’s been this long since we’ve

Received do you know how horrible that is you made me wait like two weeks oh blah blah blah i’m i’m a busy guy you’re so small she’s so clingy yes not to you to clown obviously clown’s biggest fan that’s one clown’s biggest stan i tell clown this every day i am clown’s

Biggest stan okay so well i’m a rap duo i don’t care that you’re wrapped duo i’m just so much better than you in it i’m so much better than you in every way oh my god i’m just so excited i’m not doing that i’m not doing it right now why are you excited

I’m sorry i can’t even hey you know why i can’t say oh i’m not taking your pity tone on top yeah you know she knows oh i just i’m just so excited i’m just so excited and you’re not even ready why are you saying this on stream just just have a moment don’t

Go drink tea like every other british person i don’t drink tea i don’t like something do you drink coke no wait i’m on i’m on pvp like i say at me at me i do well what version are you on it was just real quick just really seven

What can i do oh versus nine versus nine yeah sure go dollar yeah birdie this bad also nine is nine is currently available unavailable yeah because well okay just join nine like i can’t really do much can i party kick the rapture there we go you’re gonna fight you’re gonna fight

Rose what do you mean oh i love that that one’s funny can’t i just do people like in the party okay i don’t know no i i’m no i’m gonna do something in the meantime what are you doing i’m doing hey don’t swear without the funny beep oh my true

Raspbian’s in front of me now i literally should fight raspberries let me join i have to wait it’s full it’s actually full gross i know i know rose every everything is full you just gotta keep trying until you join yeah here’s the problem you’re streaming okay well then

You’re streaming with 500 people okay i can’t do anything about it sorry buy your rank no do you know how much money that is no way okay hey rose why i swear to god thank you for the six gift subs appreciate it there we go i’m in see i told you

I know i know i know i’m here now okay i’m here i fight derp chew why i don’t want to it’s funny you should but he’s gonna beat me okay rose but who isn’t that’s rude okay okay but it’s a little true yeah i love this you know i love this

Please you know what you have the honors please oh thank you this is this feel this is this feels sad yeah this is sad i will just just invite me there we go i did oh my god oh my god could you shut up oh okay oh really you want to see your

[ __ ] chat logs in my chat gg yeah where is it what’s totem i’m gonna fail i don’t want to do this but i’m going to because i have to oh that’s right i can’t we have tnt in this oh jesus hi could you could you stay away from me no very very emc

Yo it’s yoshi man you maybe not say yes if you’re having a good time he’s having a great time i don’t like this i don’t like being oh frick’s sake what i’m crying why why are you crying because you’re on one heart and i was about to kill you i know

I’m just apparently like i got trained like a month ago but like that was again a month ago like i’m not that good anymore i did not practice for like a while oh wait why’d i do that i just threw my photos at me there’s no way i just did that

Could you stop putting me in the dumb thing i really don’t appreciate it no i don’t like this can you stop bullying me is that bully straight up you’re just smelling me yeah yeah that’s the whole point yeah that’s the whole point i’m i’m never being nice

Anymore i’m not nice anymore i’m never nice i’m gonna stop being nice i was nice what you mean oh okay sorry therapy is never nice that’s right he is never nice i don’t know i always just offered to be on my stream vc like yesterday and i was

Like no i’m playing eldon ring but next time and this is next time yeah see but that’s so ridiculous okay that’s fine what she’s just jealous and it’s okay it’s all right little jelly belly like silly it’s like no it’s silly billy but it’s like weird it’s different what was really

Quirky of you to say that clown rose agreed i yeah do i agree i always agree with clown what oh look at that okay so so if he was no i can’t say that on stream what were you gonna do what are you saying i was gonna say something very

Problematic what were you gonna say oh i want to know you could give it to me okay i mean actually i don’t really know where i was going without just gonna be like say something very problematic and that’s all if you’d stop doing that i don’t appreciate how often you do that

Can i hold on can i one second before we do i need to play a specific song can i play it please and what song is this also can i i won’t be able to hear it because i’m not good don’t you don’t you don’t have to

Hear it it’s all right you can okay oh shut up don’t play it all right we’re gonna i hope clown’s chat is having a good time oh they are having an amazing time every single day oh i’m so good we haven’t been able to mod for you

Recently it’s fine down with the covers but i don’t have the coverts anymore so don’t worry about it stop stop being mean drop shoes i’m literally running on like 20 fps i i don’t care you don’t mean and i don’t agree with it that means that

Means i should be losing right now oh but i’m still losing i don’t like that oh wait i got a chatterino ping hold on who did i get a chatter it’s not your oh is it your chat hold on i’m just checking before you kill me

Why are you checking through a door what the hell that’s so silly i do that i don’t care about dueling you i’m gonna fail anyways i’m just vibing oh rose you should at least try i try or else derpachu is going to cry and nobody wants to see derp but you cry

Hey you should cry right now i don’t cry that’s sad literally you enter the stream with i’m literally crying i lost the ability to cry at the age of five that’s really sad like do you need to talk about that like i was so traumatized that that i can’t cry

Anymore that’s really sad bro this is not a serious thing he says he’s literally crying all the time it’s fine he cries i’m glad and i mean no i’m not glad he cries all the time don’t like i did i’m talking like sam that’s what i’m doing

I mean oh my god cry i haven’t seen you cry no you haven’t yes i have we no you haven’t you’re lying chad she lies she’s lying hey rory rose i’m not gonna say it what’s he saying i don’t know what he’s saying we’ve confirmed this that i have just untrue

You’re just untrue are you cried about dean no i was not friends no it wasn’t we were friends before that what the heck what is going on right now because what happened is that we were both watching we’ve accidentally both joined luke’s stream at the same time

And i said oh let’s get into a vc but we weren’t like close close friends but then we’re decently i don’t cry chat i don’t cry it’s true she’s slant it’s she’s slandering me she’s slandering you clown i’m so sorry she’s a liar i’m just also not alive oh

You’re a big big liar big lie everything you say is a lie like i’m also just not a liar too so like tap catboy i do know what catholics oh yeah i’m not a liar i’m just gonna bully i’m just going to let it happen now i’m

Just letting it happen i’m going to die yeah win no no we’re not adding everybody that joins all right three is already a lot for a stream vc we’re already exactly i agree i agree i love pengy but there’s too many people in we should kick drop no

No the stream title is teaching derpachu oh which i’ve done like an entire three minutes of candy oh shh i got kicked out of the lobby i wish we could be friends with pete like friend people on this but we can’t why do you need to be friends on pvp legacy

Because then i can see my friends i guess we need to pick her up paddy don’t pick me that’s so rude you don’t be horrible yeah i love you mate you i i i would give you you’re going to the back rooms would you come with me to the back no no

Why not i wouldn’t even come with you to walmart why would i go to the back rooms why did you not go to walmart with me no you wouldn’t that’s so rude no that’s a really long flight to just go to walmart no no i know but at the same time you

Were like you’re gonna would you wow let’s get beer together i’m underwriting no no i’m kidding awful idea i’m gonna like walk on foot to my birthday to like my christmas party or something just because that was alcohol there that was very funny haha [Laughter] wait i’m i’m just

Rude boys rude boys rude boys that’s that’s just that’s his brand oh screenshot of it i’m just compiling a list now why are you compiling a list it’s just really funny i’m a panicky fan i’m i’m pretty sure i’m a big are you both dueling people i’m doing

Nothing i’m just walking around the lobby oh you know what i should do okay rose join me in we’re gonna make a massive 20 v20 right now everyone join the 20v20 no we should we we should actually invite oh peggy wants to join me okay for sake okay

Me and maggie are jewelling oh god oh wait this is the axe one the one that ready to get beaten yes i need to get my playlist going you should this is the one that that clown told me that i shouldn’t practice on yeah because it sucks

What that was [ __ ] sake thank you i lost my playlist there it is oh my god the nostalgia music i’m gonna play the nostalgia music oh my god nostalgia here we go oh my god wait i was actually closer that time thank you 3.8 health okay you know what i’m not terrible

This is so shall i leave so pangy can join because that’s how much i like candy no just no just it’s fine this is the the yeah oh my god he’s so cool yeah he’s cool but like i don’t know i like to have control over who appears on my stream

I wanna i wanna be the one who makes that call oh well i’m glad you like me on your screen i am just because derpychoo is just gerber shoe bagged yeah derp shoe begged me you are begging you do you want to see your logs in my chat

Me i yeah yeah you’re me begging to be in bc what about yeah and then you’re like you’re like freaking out thank you thank you what the hell pick you yeah i don’t sound like that i don’t sound like that a frick you direct frick yo i don’t sound like that either

I i don’t know yeah if all we had to do was beg exactly that chief guy that knows exactly what he’s saying the difference is i didn’t have to beg oh yes i know there’s just a penetrator too is it just a penetrate too oh i want the gesture penetrate username i

Would i would change i want that the fact that they got that as a username as well that’s kind of cool i’m not even gonna lie to you that’s you can sell that account for real [Laughter] i don’t know how much money you would make but you could sell it for sure you

Could sell for a lot actually really how much are you thinking what do you think people pay for that username more than my life oh i see [ __ ] i’m saying hi to people i reckon she just ignored me okay i’m i am and i will continue to do so

Hey guys just remember who beg to be in vc uh again again i got invited by clown to which you kept saying no but clown invited me so actually that’s untrue that’s untrue keep begging that’s why that’s why that’s why i added you gg exactly oh my god it’s the song

You were literally like rose would you like to join bc and then giraffe was like no no no no no and i was like yes actually i would like to join now we can actually go back and see it you guys are going to find that i’m right and you guys are wrong

Why don’t i like wearing clowns [ __ ] again one sec happy birthday liam wow happy birthday to who who liam liam gosh no they’re in my chat i would just say you’re just saying happy birthday to a randomly yeah would i why would i say it on stream for like somebody i know

I don’t know i just i you didn’t you didn’t even did you see me on my bus i don’t think you did i wish you a happy birthday but wait there was there was like a whole people who i was sitting in vc with and they were all like oh my goodness have

We said it before clown and i was like yeah you have actually people are like fighting against you for some reason to say what the hell sorry i said i have to unfriend on discord and everything no enough i need i need a 10 page paragraph 10 10 pages

Would you actually like me to write longer right okay so again what do you want me to write um um my experience no don’t actually do that no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No no let’s not do that let’s let’s um people are just going to see the title and be like oh derpy shoe sucks yeah let’s not do that yeah yeah i suck but not suck enough to get cancelled yet maybe you know yeah okay you’re so lucky i’m so nice

And and and cool and so uh modest too modest yeah so so much i’m not modest at all you guys kidding with me the second the second i’ll win i’ll be like i want i want i want i won you know i’m not i’m not modest

At least she’s honest about all that i exactly i’m i will like the thing is it’s like i will rarely ever win so when i do i need to flaunt victory as much as possible you know okay that’s the difference i’m getting requested to do so much really i’m getting dueled yes

Oh yeah people are requesting to jewel me but i’m just not i’m just not lol i’ll i’ll draw people who i see fit to jewel me wow that sounds so bad that did sound that’s from the awful wow so mean what the hell i just i just you’re better than people rose huh

She just got seven in like eight nine oh my god in one second let’s see let’s see let’s see how many whispers i get guys whisper slash lions okay limed actually did do one now i’m like thinking maybe i will do it with limes but no i’m too lazy

I’m here to talk to you you’re an [ __ ] what the hell and what about it because you’re like oh i’m a nice person oh i’m not nice and those who really know me well know that i’m not just some really sweet nice person like i think i see a bunch of

Streamers in the you know in our lobby i think alex is a [ __ ] is a streamer yeah alex isn’t more not a lot of it oh no i think they’ve popped up on my twitter page once um that’s about this guy you’ll better decide quickly she got 30

Seconds before that runs out okay i’m doing it clown you want to party up again wait this is actually quite fun uh yeah just just sick okay no ways yes yes that’s yeah you were supposed to be there though you were supposed to be there for you no

Listen listen i personally like it to rapture you so much better yeah but it’s not that’s not what kid you did kid you wanted to do derpa oh i’m sorry oh my god i wasn’t original back then you got to stay true to the kid in your heart oh [ __ ] really

Now temperatures better chat don’t say that stop look man take a little branding advice from me right just just become dirty you know what you should you know you should be doing yourself on twitch need yourself just to penetrate yeah then we’ll start talking okay if

You if you rename yourself just a pet no no i don’t actually say that because i feel like you’d do that what well huh what have you renamed yourself just to penetrate on twitch quite a fun isn’t it if you name yourself just to penetrate on twitch i would rename

Myself deputy life for a month or however long i have to keep my name as i actually i’m silent and i actually might win guys i’m actually quite excited hold on one second one second guys one second one second i actually want to win this just give me

You oh i can’t actually do that huh i don’t think i’ve ever almost won one of these things before like without people not crying let me go back there we go whoa calm down jamal don’t pull out the nine this is actually quite fun i’m just i’m

Just i’m just watching them try to hit me now it’s quite funny i feel mean i actually won guys i actually i actually won against someone impossible i’m just a bit shocked in my own these are you like oh you’re actually like not the worst person now i know

What you mean like i’m actually not the worst pvp in the world you know yeah like sure i’m bad like i’m definitely not good like don’t get me wrong i’m absolutely terrible but okay you’re not the best at being the worst oh but now now i really feel like i want

To be the worst well turn off your monitor dania i’m just moderate now guys no i know that’s so rude i’m moderate sorry sorry how disappointing is me i’m a moderate moderator i am a moderator too i i moderate for your chat discord mod i don’t i don’t know why i am discord

Mod yeah you did you did you did you did setting up your twitch chat and so you modded me so that i could put all the things in and then okay no no no no actually i actually no i know i know the story i know the story so

It was late at night yeah you didn’t even meet me yes i was there i was there no no i know i know how you got one no this was because i was in cyprus and that we were on a call for an hour you were not there

No no i know how you got moderated in his twitch chat so someone was saying that someone was saying slurs in his chat and it was late at night and i was there and and then you dm’d him being like yo there’s people saying bad things in your chat

Mod me and then you and then he you got modded that’s literally i know no no that was that’s i don’t think yeah i don’t think that no no no that wasn’t right he there were people saying stars in his chat and then afterwards i got into a vc with him for

An hour or two he modded me just so i could add like bots and stuff and like commands in his chat and then i just kept it that’s how it works that’s awesome wow and now i’m just officially technically derby l usually just like the first

Person added as a modern as chat but i’m not like an actual real moderator i just mod when i can because i’m like oh okay i might as well you know yeah i do know why that’s why oh my god dude i got so much worse all

Of a sudden after pvp clown jesus yeah but that’s just kind of how it goes don’t understand your logic who mine yes what do you mean my logic i don’t know how the hell oh are you guys pvp each other again no no no no i’m waiting for pvp being a dude

That’s awesome it’s no it’s not that’s not who i’m fighting it’ll be cool though My favorite thing is now being in just the lobby and everyone just asks me to say things to clown i find it really funny You guys are just fighting yes rose it’s pvp legacy what do you expect us to do exactly not i i’m never on here i’m never on here unless it’s like for someone else in life still usually awesome because i don’t play minecraft a lot i

Know rose i know but i mean you’re still surprised that we’re fighting um people feel legacy how just how it’s like like i know i get you don’t come here but but also it’s called bbp legacy i want to know i swear you’ve got like other things also what the heck was that

Noise no you’ve got like other things like that parkour place you showed me that’s not why people come to the server that’s not why normal people come to the server let’s say that okay but i’m not normal am i neither am i but you’re just cool yeah but also oh thanks

You can be mean to me after that i was just like but you’re cool yeah i can okay [ __ ] you buddy all right i was like right it’s fine here me yeah sake oh god oh i haven’t done this in like a month it’s fine

This is how i’m gonna be mean to you oh are you gonna take off your armor are you gonna like no i’m just gonna beat you up no please don’t please please don’t do this i don’t i don’t like how good you are okay can can you can you maybe not

Okay we get that you’re better we get it i get it i get it i get it i get better you want to know something really nice though clown actually you wanna know something okay okay he’s actually focusing he’s focusing [Laughter] can i can i tell you something nice now

Whilst you make it a bit easier on me maybe wait okay no no no never mind okay stop doing your spin around tactic it’s annoying and confusing okay i’m just giving up i’m actually gonna die don’t like how confusing you’re making me stupid he’s actually being quiet i know he’s

Concentrating when he’s quiet no i’m giving up i’m giving up i’m gonna die gg can i tell you something nice now yeah you know the fun art that we got meant to will not admit whatever however you mentioned yeah yeah that that’s now one of my lock screen

That’s sweet i’m not even kidding it actually is i’ll scream i can screenshot it to you hold on yeah it’s one of my i have like three different ones and that’s one of them i’ll send it in just here there you go see oh look at that little pc screen right there i

Know i actually am nice all right why are you pretty up sure party invites this is going to be the last two matches i do oh and you’re going to log off yeah uh you wanna get like a combined raid then someone yeah sure oh that’s so cute come by it’s like

Combining our powers combining our powers oh my god it’s nice oh so that’s what happened to me that one time that two raids happen at the same time yeah combined right all right well it’s really sweet I just to clump your skin away oh my god people people want a 10 v10 to finish sure i’ll do 110v10 to finish oh i can’t can i be in this well yeah just click the sign which one the 10v10 sign i don’t know which one that is

I’m gonna have to be quick people are gonna if we’re gonna click the 10 v10 already they’re 20 i can’t it’s fine it’s okay i will just watch there’s yeah there’s already 20. that was though there was no way yeah probably not let’s just do 2v2 i shall sit it out

Hello i’m back sorry welcome back we’re fighting oh all right i think that i’m gonna make this the last one last match you stream such random chimes clown no i i really don’t it’s they’re just dutch times cause like for me it’s like i’ll have to

Stream at like 8 p.m my time but you just stream it like yeah my sister goes to bed at nine so i tend to not do anything past that time for fps like dead bro hey yo dom faz is on some new [ __ ] with his leg

I’m gonna go spectate because i can you have 21 spectators i am in shock really kid that’s i we filled up the whole board a few times before like four rows of names full oh my god it was just one time that uh uh like all of lifestyle was on and we

Were advertising like the big fight between me and oasis that’s the time we got like four rows of people all full are we getting away system crazy there’s people vouchers for oasis now what we’ll fall unfortunately although i would love oasis it’s we’re like literally full are we yep uh

Mom and i’m pretty sure because yeah we were oh yeah they said we’re full dang i know ember and i were talking about it because we wanted more women it’s fair because we were looking at it and we were just like how us two and mad the only woman in this son

I mean she did describe who was who were the women so what i don’t get that woody why why would you say no no not exactly deputy i’m not agreeing with you she said she told me she she told us who the women are me and ember and ah derek you’re so weird

So you’re so weird i’m pleased you’re so weird talking about the fact that we wanted oasis because the only woman were us two and mads what was that makes no sense to you dude i’m crying right now oh my god i’m sorry because i’m like lagging slash fps drop so

Where’s clown i’m gonna go spectate clown i i thought i had like my [ __ ] usual setup of [ __ ] and i’m crying by the way don’t die derpa yeah i’m trying not to i just remembered why this is your kit yeah yeah the money has to be kid right yeah

All right wait we have a money smp kit no it’s just what i use on money smp Oh that was a shitty pearl so i’m on focus man i’m trying to like okay what are you focusing on your your guys fighting me yeah dude i don’t know bro just disappeared well i popped him he popped the other guy nice no it was me

Oh you popped okay i just saw like particles ah just want to kiss goodbye i’m not kissing what the [ __ ] do it derpachu do it okay fine one there sorry ew why did you do that can i not kiss my mic i like kissing my mind you’re so lonely you’re so lonely

Are you sure about the actually i am pretty lonely yeah that’s okay though you know what i like being with me i’ll be honest yeah it’s fun you’d be lonely why was i kissed so wet what the [ __ ] is chat saying i beg your pardon i mean you did just kiss

Your mic i don’t think you can blame this one on chat that was good chad’s [ __ ] weird hot what i mean no doubt that chad is weird but also chad’s kind of weird you’re a bit weird champ too sometimes i’m a little weird but okay okay i mean

I mean don’t you like this voice clown no no i didn’t you know i did that you know i did the you know oh my god oh i thought you said that you liked that voice actually maybe that’s just when you’re drunk no i never said that no i did not

So full of [ __ ] so full of [ __ ] you have you have it that’s the thing so full of [ __ ] so full of oh my [ __ ] but the difference is that we all know that you actually have to get kisses off nobody knows because it doesn’t didn’t happen this didn’t happen

Dude i’m lagging so hard i don’t know what’s going on did my pearl even go kiss coffee Get off the [ __ ] tree no no no no my favorite thing is being in the spectator chat right now and just seeing people say things it’s kind of funny i’m not going what are they saying one of them said that clown is bad oh that’s you every no no you didn’t

Just focus on fighting the other guys get out of here get out of here get out this guy’s too good these guys could do oh [ __ ] you have no helmet yeah i know i know it broke oh my [ __ ] god bro oh my god i’m dead bro are you legit dead

You died yeah i died i did you legit died dude strength is so broken fun it’s not broken at all actually it’s really necessary i mean yeah i understand that yeah they popped oh my bad What why what happened but i don’t know why oh you got this you got this No oh my god they’re tag teaming me that’s probably their only charm he’s dead nice No no are you kidding me the pearl went too long bro that was sad nice try oh my god all right sorry gg it’s fine i’m actually gonna like boast about that for the rest of the life that’s fine i did throw so hard i did throw sorry

All right that’s the end of the stream i’m gonna end there someone together yeah yeah that’s right that’s right we should read all right who are we reading um do you have anyone you want to raid let’s see what life is live from how about i reign derp at you live live what

Why what what’s your fault what the heck yeah we combined raid on derpy2 live oh okay oh yeah that’s right but you live guys where are we raiding though who are we raining uh definitely live no rose is not live do you have anybody because it’s not recommending me every anybody

What do we do captain sparkles is he live right now no he’s not no he’s not he’s not alive he’s not lying you want to ride captain puffy the only people i see is why not you might get recognized you might you actually might considering how many people you have bro i’m pausing

This stream what do you mean why is it still playing the captain sparkle swing i paused it bro what the [ __ ] is happening oh my my moth suggested rate each other all right captain puffy let’s see captain puffy all right have fun guys ready captain puffy yeah all right it’s

Our raid well hold on hold on getting ready ready everybody all right the raid message is director x uh clown [ __ ] ew don’t know don’t say directions clown raptor raptor no say clown peers cool clown face all right right right right right go go hold on i gotta look at captain puffy stream