Clutching My School’s Unfair Bedwars Tournament

So, the other day, I got an email from my school saying that they were organizing a bedwars tournament, so I assembled my team of sweaty friends and we signed up! Now, together we’ve got a combined bedwars level of 600, so we expected this to be a walk in the park.

What we didn’t know was that this tournament would be SUPER SCUFFED! Basically, the way it worked is that there were three brackets, everyone starts in the lowest one and as you earn more points by breaking beds and getting final kills, you go up brackets.

The higher the bracket you’re in, the more points you can earn, but you’ll also end up playing harder opponents and losing more points if you play badly. This is how it went… Rush yellow, rush yellow! Yellow’s going both ways, yellow’s going to green. They’re trying to get diamonds. Just go up.

Bed’s done, guys, bed’s done. Behind you! Behind you! Got him. They fell, they fell. It’s fine. You need to drop! Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop! I’m dropping TNT, chill. Get it! They blocked it. they blocked it. I’m behind their bed. I’m behind their base. Drop, I’ll fight, I’ll fight.

I have a pickaxe, okay. They have wood. Here, let me, let me drop. I don’t have enough blocks to block in, I don’t have enough blocks to block in. I can block in. You fight, you fight. Okay? Go! I’m going down as well. I’m fighting them for you, did you get it?

Did you get it? Yeah, I’m in, I’m blocked in. I got their bed, I got their bed. We win, we win. We win these! Let’s go! Nice, nice! So good! Yellow’s going diamond, he’s cornered. We got every point possible.

Granted, granted, one of the teams wasn’t even here, so we’re definitely going to be down points because of that. He’s at diamond. I got him, he’s dead. That was speedy. Nice! Good stuff. At this point, despite not getting the full amount of points we should have because half

The players in our game disconnected, we’d made it to the highest bracket, meaning we would be playing against the best players in the tournament. There’s one team in particular we’ve got to look out for, and that’s Ultimate_Coder’s team.

This guy’s got a 3.5 fkdr, meaning he averages three and a half final kills every final death. Their team scored six more points than us in the first game because they had a full lobby and therefore more opportunity to break beds and get final kills, but this game would

Prove to be our hardest yet… Okay, uh, go on a team that’s not in the middle. Which way do i bridge, which way do I bridge, hello? Go to yellow. Yellow’s across the map, I’ll go red.

Okay, if green rushes us we want– green is the 3 fkdr kid, so we need to try to take care of them. They’re up, they’re up, they’re up, they’re up. He dropped! No, he landed, he landed! He’s skipping, he’s skipping, he’s skipping. I’m dead, I’m dead. No, green’s going for yellow.

Okay, yeah, green’s gonna rush us, we need to take care of red here. Red inc (incoming)! Red inc! There’s two reds inc! There’s two reds inc! Back up, back up, back up! Everyone void, everyone void. Everyone walk out. No, we’re all here, we’re all here. Okay, I’m dealing with one in the back.

All here, all here, all here. There’s one on top, there’s one top. Green’s going mid, green’s going mid! Our bed’s gone. I’m going to wool it. Yeah, out bed’s gone. I’m going green, I’m going green. I’m going for green. Okay, Coder in the front! In front, front, front!

Now someone’s breaking, breaking in back, in back! In the back! Kill the guy in the back! No, it’s over, it’s over. No it’s not! I patched it, I patched it, I patched it. Kill Yozakura! On top, on top! Got him. Okay, how are we alive right now, dude.

It’s fine, just focus on the game. Dude, what?! You didn’t tell me our bed was about to get destroyed, I’m at green! It’s time for the Luvo clutch! I don’t think it’s happening. There’s no ems. There’s a guy here, help, help, help! I’m low, I’m low! But the tournament was far from over.

We still had two more games to try to catch up, but it would be super hard. We kind of got rolled. We were right in between the two best teams in this tournament, so. I think we’ve already lost the tournament, there’s no way we’re catching up to them. So, we got destroyed.

Ultimate_Coder’s team went on to have an almost perfect game, scoring 54 points. And we got negative four! AND, we got demoted a bracket! Dude, things are not looking good, and they look even worse considering our middle bracket game is against one team of three people! So, we’re about to score zero points!

Dude, Ultimate_Coders game is full, and since the tournament is absolutely scuffed, somehow the players from the lowest bracket went to the highest! So, now Coder’s team is playing the easiest players, and they’ll be getting the most points for it!

There’s only two games left, so our only hope at this point is to pray that Coder’s team somehow gets stopped, then get ourselves a flawless game, hope another team gets bumped out of the top bracket so that we can get in, and then have a flawless game against

The teams who just wiped the floor with us. Luckily, we killed the team we were playing on the first rush, scoring us 19 points, only just getting us into the highest bracket for the final game. Coder’s team was somehow stopped, but it hardly made a difference, their lead on us was still

41 points, meaning if their team got any beds, if their team got a win, or if their team got even five final kills, we would lose! This final game was legitimately one of the most stressful moments of my life– you’re not gonna want to miss this…

All right guys, what’s what’s the strat here, what’s the strat here? Do we go for weak teams or do we go for the good teams first? Go for good teams; if we’re next to a not very good team and they rush us, we can have one person take that side. Go yellow!

Here we go, drop me gold, drop me gold! Which way do I go, which way do I go? Go for green, go for green, go for green. I fell, I fell, I fell! It’s okay! Uh, yellow– er, green inc! I clutched, I clutched! This guy’s low, this guy’s low.

They have a butterfly down, they have a butterfly down. I’m behind you. Okay, ready? Let’s go, let’s go. I’m just gonna go iver and hold pressure. Okay. TNT’s down, TNT’s down! Get it, get it, get it! It’s not gonna open. It’s open! YES, let’s go! Green is inc, green is inc guys.

Got one, got one, one down. Let’s just get red bed. Yeah, get red bed, beds are worth more than finals anyway, it’s fine. Okay, no, okay I’ll break. Do you have tier 2 tools? Yes, go! Okay, go, go, go, go, go. Blue hs their bed! Kill blue! Kill blue!

It’s open, it’s open, it’s open! Okay, I’m here. I’m going to block in, okay? Okay, I’ll fight, I’ll fight. Do you have it, do you have it? I’m in, I’m in. Nice, nice. I got their bed, I got their bed. Nice, nice, nice, nice! I got one final!

We win these, we win these! I got- I got two finals. We win these, let’s go! Winnable, winnable, winnable! This is so winnable! There’s up, up, up, up! Ultimate_Coder’s team’s up, Ultimate_Coder’s team’s up! Everyone void! Void, void, void, void. Guys, Ultimate_Coder’s team is up! Who’s up here? Someone jump and knock him!

Nice, nice. Got one. No, he clutched, I think he clutched, I think he clutched! Go, go, go. No, he didn’t clutch. Go, go, go, nice, nice, nice! I’m just going to hold pressure. I have 6 ems! I have 6 ems! Okay, get back and invis (invisible) them! He might turn around.

Go, go, go! I hit him down, he’s down, he’s down a layer. He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead. Okay, nice, nice! Someone needs to– someone should void and come back. Okay, I’m voiding, I’m voiding!

I can’t take my pots (potions) here or else my magic milk’s going to wear off too quickly. Let’s go boys. Take pots and go, we’re distracing. I did, I did, I’m taking them right now. We got this. No, he hit me! How did he hit me!? I was so high up!

It’s okay, just get more ems, just get more ems, it’s fine. No, they have so many, dude, they took all the other ones. At this point, even if we lose this, we put up a good fight. Get him! Nice, nice! He’s dead. Nice one, nice one. He got juggled, he got juggled.

Here’s faidie. I’m alive. Nice, he got juggled as well. Nice, nice, let’s go, let’s go. Keep pressure, keep pressure. I’ll go front, I’ll go front. I’m at our base, I’m at our base. I’m skipping, I’m skipping, I’m skipping, I’m skipping! I’ll go down and fight.

Fight, I’m gonna block in, I’m gonna block in. Go! No! Coder got me at the last second. Coder does so much knockback! Coder’s top, Coder’s top! Coder’s top, Coder’s top, Coder’s top, help, help, help! They’re low, they’re low! They’re a one-tap (one health), nice, nice, nice!

Guys, we need to walk, out we need people to walk out! Help, walk out, there’s one top, there’s one top, I’m behind them, hit them with the pincer, guys, someone, just hit him back, hit him back. It’s okay, it’s okay. Is that you invis? Yeah, it’s me.

Okay, I’m behind you, I’m behind you. Jump over that kid’s head, jump over. He didn’t see you, he didn’t see you. They don’t know, they don’t know! Where are you? I’m down, I jumped, I’m dead. Oh, you’re dead, okay. I’m going to try to block in. Okay I’ll jump down and fight.

Wait, wait, wait, i need to find a place to block in. Oh, I- It’s fine, It’s fine. I’m in, I’m blocked in. Do you have their bed? Nope, they found me. Who is over at their base right now? I am, I’m hiding, they’re straight up unaware.

Okay, guys I have my– I have the emeralds back. Okay, good, good, good, you have 11? Yeah I’m potting (drinking potions), I’m potting, I’m potting. I’m so poor. Here, I have some gold. One of them’s right here. Nice. Do they know, do they know? They’re dead. They don’t know. Did anyone live?

Is anyone inc? Inc, inc, inc, inc, inc! Inc from right! Inc from right! I’m voiding. Do you need me to void? No– I didn’t… Yeah, they know, they know, they know. Voiding! You got their bed. You got it. I’m on the bed, I’m on the bed.

He’s up top, he’s up top, on the top of here. LET’S GO! YES! Coder’s so low! Come kill Coder! He’s so low! They’re on our bridge, they’re on our bridge. I’m coming, I’m coming. How low is he, how low is he? He’s like half, he’s like half.

I’m going to hit him into the void. He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead! I got Coder! Dude, dude, dude! We win the tournament! Do we? Yes, yes! We win! WE WIN! LET’S GO! OH MY HOD! HOLY- OH MY GOD! DUDE! DUDE, YOU’RE KIDDING ME! WE WIN THE TOURNAMENT! Are you sure about that?

I’m- I’m tallying points! Dude!