Committing war crimes in Minecraft

Today I downloaded some mods that may break the Geneva Convention now like the psychopath I am I did write a list of everything I wanted to get done number one murder the family in Minecraft number two have a child and then accidentally Massacre it in Minecraft

And number three become a mega Corp and pollute a Village’s air quality in Minecraft so today we have crystal meth that seems about right actually are you oh oh no which do you prefer mail okay here look at you guys you have to broaden your net alright you only go for

50 or you can get the full coverage this is like getting Cricket Wireless or getting Verizon oh boy I see a village already oh here we go hey um okay maybe I should not have downloaded the Portuguese Minecraft Comes Alive especially let me give them a special I

Can’t even understand this is not gonna go well here is this uh are you prison convict oh God flirt that sounds like flirt I don’t think you like that we finally found a worthy partner uh can you move out of the way please he has uh a Phyllis he has Phyllis syphilis that’s

Okay let’s look for someone else maybe oh it’s got no reason no I got you hold up I said the channel my inner wrist see back in my day we used to kill people like you yo she took my sword she’s like switching wait they don’t

Like me anymore why hurry and hey I know I just massacred like the chief but with floats are actually can we turn okay this is getting kind of annoying can I get rid of this HUD I’m gonna enslave my wife I’m a female I prefer females I

Have a I have a family where’s my family are they in here how about we get a 75 millimeter hole gun from the bvm-17 all right this is my esposa I think that’s wife right okay and we have Gabriel which is um he’s a little invisible esposa I need to have a word

With you sorry honey there’s a tank in the driveway again I’m gonna be late for dinner the average abusive dad honey did you make me food I can’t understand what you’re saying Reviving with a stop of no thank you she can say that where’s my son my son down here oi

Well I mean I’m in methane yo I was in his sludge what was that let’s find another Village we need more subjects for our testing in Minecraft of course all right boys we’re gonna go uh do a bombing run I think my grandpa taught me from the war it’s uh my ears

Try that again can you shut up oh my god oh no there’s some dude there’s some carbon monoxide in the air we’re gonna absolutely knocks the heck out of this place we’re gonna hit him with the Good Old World War II there’s a tree in the way you doofus I think we

Could have that right we click we clear the tree all right it’s a lot quieter in the cockpit it’s a lot quieter with the oh thank you actually actual come on yeah that was unfair I’m digging back to 1945 to go in the war bro that was the

Exact that was a whole plot of Indiana Jones by the way this is actually the plot of Indiana Jones right here I’m not even shooting you all right boys Target up ahead is our jet moving at five milliseconds an hour all right here we go here we go Target Insight Target

Inside no Market Insight damn it no relax dude go go go how much RAM am I using well it seems pretty bad everything’s lagging for dinner but I never key to my airports are playing in a dangerous decimal your airpods fell off they don’t know what true content is

Why is there come oh is there a wave of gum what has occurred oh my God it’s flooding the world damn it close the program it’s gone don’t even try to help it thanks for the error code yeah I think the error might have been the mods though not Minecraft

Imagine if I sent the crash like to Mojang what would they even do here we go we’re gonna get the Abrams out on this family with the enchanting table damn it female female oh I said can you go back so my husband has been mauled by a bear domestic

Abuse finally let me flirt oh he doesn’t appreciate it hey man some million Pirates are in my house let’s go kill my husband let’s have a stage assassination can you shut up guys I’ve been cheated on what the that cost for some atrocities that calls her some war crimes welcome back today my

Um significant other has cheated on me and I’m gonna throw mustard gas inside are you fighting here you’re just chilling you’re just having it’s taking a whiff getting some of that sludge is that even lethal did that dude snorting it this is absolutely baked in here yo take some

More then God damn now that’s a Somalian pirate treat right there what is this t-shirt what the f uh I don’t remember downloading all that I don’t remember downloading all this hey look a little looking a little a little zesty today let’s go bomb someone oh my God

Mom if you’re watching this video I um I don’t even want to say just I’m sorry sorry for everything I’ve caused yo chat hear me out dude okay there’s a come apparently if you unleash the comment just keeps going forever damn it no the world’s gone let’s just

Delete it Sandra yo an actual human being that doesn’t look like he got mauled by a bear hi I must file divorce though how do we file a divorce oh damn we hold the phone what do I do how do what’s uh gift I know a gift is in here that’s not gift

What what did I do I made a baby oh no oh no guys I’m not ready for this I’m not ready for this please I’m too young I’m too young I’m too young here let’s go away from the house this is not good for the wife’s mental happy

Wife happy life see now to get rid of this one we just uh oh no we duplicated him all right let’s just have a couple of those just just just go just go okay that’s that’s going wonderfully right now what we need is we need a gas pump

Some ethanol and a Jerry can don’t ask why now we got our three baby boys here that we definitely didn’t do but let’s get in our Subaru let’s teach the ladder lesson may he die in a fire yes sir Target in sight all right lad you see I

Have a life ahead in me I can’t be doing this good damn it he’s still alive one more test though only a true son of mine would survive the London Bliss oh oh I’m sorry little okay 10 quid he’s fine dad all right I have an idea remember

How when you kill stuff he releases gas right there’s like actual blocks of gas I think it also works with furnaces so we could actually just HotBox the absolute fling out of our family’s house normally this isn’t really a good idea but we’re playing Minecraft and who cares really

Okay okay here we go here we go let’s get a little spicy in here and then with a cherry on top we kill animals oh I bet cows drop a lot of methane suppose so don’t worry about what I’m cooking over here please don’t don’t come don’t come

Not yet oh no I left the gas out hopefully she doesn’t notice holy dude oh I forgot it blows up all right well I’m deeply sorry about that is that enough pollution that’s not enough right I should make a survival series is this a series this would be a

Terrible Series right if we reach 5 000 likes we’ll make a series of stupid mods like this but we can all lose brain cells together Geico may be able to get you 15 or more on car insurance but I can guarantee you 15 or more on brain damage all right a proper

Village this time now let’s why is there already come coming through the village why it’s gonna lock my world out I don’t know he’s crazy damn it please let me play a normal world yeah I just want to murder villager it’s funny it’s for content is there any massive waves

Oh there’s not it’s just a wasteland okay it’s actually pleasantly surprised wow I think the easiest way of polluting was this gun Loki let’s go underground let’s just start blasting until we have a massive amount of actual just sludge all right we finally absolutely hoped box this cave here I mean with the

Amount of fumes here robot Summit Snoop Dogg himself maybe the pollution variant we’re just snorts the gas pipe all right now let’s turn this nice rural Countryside to Hong Kong airport baby let’s get it we’ve got pollution finally pollution man I know you’re hating right

Now on this but get a good whiff of that cloud that’ll change your mind real quick look at our pollution look at the damn pollution fish they’re telling me so you’re telling me a wooden house ricochets my Kamikaze attack but a tree explodes the plane finally La atmosphere

Oh this is actually getting foul look at the sky oh how cute they have a village Cemetery let’s stick up their dead maybe we can talk to them now that that is some proper air right there it’s a bit smoggy what are the health effects wait

Is there is there health effects to this I have mining fatigue and hunger what if I get in that real sludge hold up let me get in that sludge sludge the air is just a little zesty apparently Ground Zero for actual Fallout is just A-Okay just take a hit of that let me

Get it let me get away for this yellow yes yes yes look at that it’s foul it’s burning wait a combusted wood oh my god oh it’s a bit of carbon monoxide oy you want a bit of monox yes yes yes all right now let’s get some like

Residents from the countryside over here in the middle of Hong Kong let’s see how they respond to the air to the actual smug oh he didn’t even make it to the bottom of the pit or yo this is actually foul like you know those factories that dump

A bunch of carbon in the air this is like the the freaking pipe at the top this is just getting an absolute of uh you don’t even make it to the bottom you do you die upstairs here now oh my God wait what about inside is it safe in

Here oh I’m sorry I’m deeply sorry well it’s not lethal in here well not yet let’s let some of that sludge in yeah here this let’s put this 51 houses this repopulated this Village let’s get a nice couple going there you go nice and happy couple

Okay I think he just shot her dead yo that’s your wife oh no oh chat we’re gonna end the world become no damn it the comp’s gonna take over why a bad lagged me so hard all right that’s we need to kill entities again I

Mean it did oh it’s because it’s like oh oh oh oh we we’ve uh Unleashed Terrible Things upon this world there’s so much it’s actually just metric gallons metric tons oh God why is everything come I don’t know I it’s kind of like a fever dream to me yeah that explained the lag

I didn’t know what was happening but I guess there’s just come sorry I need to do that one more time yo slash Phil no shot you oh no oh oh wait hold up hold up hold up okay well we have created quite the gas cloud let me tell you imagine getting

Imagine getting stuck in there the best damn day of your life give me give me a villager yeah honey I’m supposed to propose sorry Smokey the Bear would not be proud also why is this house burning this is pretty good I like this this is nice we

Got some nice pollution going look how inefficient the TNT is though look at this we’ve actually created a masterpiece put some more inhabitants here oh it’s already getting a bit a bit smoggy there we go we have a nice bustling village now scientists test out the effects of pollution exactly see

They’re all lined to you fake news baby this is what’s really happening oh no guys guys what’s happening why are they all dying there’s absolutely no transition it’s either like rural back Countryside Arkansas you walk a few steps you’re in Hong Kong nice we created we can create like an

Oreo we’ve made an Oreo finally my favorite snack instead of the middle being cream let’s just have it be piss nice nice POG bye everybody blinkers guys Welcome to our let’s play today we’re gonna be hot boxing it in the village all right now it’s a little

Little uh a little air quality in the village but it should be how many how did we get here well that’s enough of this nothing Burger thanks for watching go watch my oral Craft series more satire there I’m gonna go get a hit of that Hong Kong baby I’ll be back