ConnorEatsPants – i won* the biggest minecraft hunger games ever

All right so how do my chats Sylvie I don’t think you know they could but they were just said girl pogchamp and I said you were Pokemon yeah okay we’re playing with pokiman scuffed pokeyman yep there you go how many holy [ __ ] there’s 300 people what they just let anybody in

This well no I didn’t mean that in reference to you okay so there’s this game Mari isn’t a super smash bros oh right yeah Mario game and they put different characters in it and there’s gonna be a new one if Pikachu’s in it Pikachu’s in the game so there’s gonna

Be a new one and I know who that character is but other people don’t okay guys I meet it does that is that am I am I am I am I talking to the girl good do you know who twin tell is [ __ ] guys I

Meet it again son of a [ __ ] yes that’s cool yes anyways how do we win minecraft I’m gonna kick you I’m gonna kick your ass die oh I’m gonna kick your ass Tommy has more viewers than you who’s Tommy oh is that Tommy in it well he’s like okay

Well that’s he’s like a Minecraft guy alright he’s in his element 16 year old a ratio nu where’s Tommy I gotta go talk [ __ ] now now I’m mad Tommy you’re British you’re British and young and inexperienced at this game please team with us no well actually yes

Let us live I actually kind of like your voice mine it’s like actually not bad you know what fine I’ll let you live but you suck and you’re gonna lose there we go all right got them you bully him I did I told him he sucks and he’s gonna lose he’s 16

I know okay I’m gonna go back and apologize Tommy I apologize for my previous actions oh hey hey hey hey the whole you know hey Connor it says something got ahold of me and I acted inappropriately and not about that not out of line I didn’t I you know what

Hey I bet it was fair though because I acted inappropriately yeah no I was being nice and then I said hey Connor I bought your merch and then you said I was like oh I didn’t even hear that you bought my merch Tommy that’s so sweet no you’re welcome what it well you’re

Gonna I’m gonna let you live Tommy you know you know I’m really good at this game so it’s that’s a bit that’s big Connor I think the game is dying I think you’ll – are we starting wait where do we go I don’t know what you know she’s

So much better than they have this game I’m just gonna kind of let them lead and take credit just whichever one is good I take it back she’s not actually good at this again the ways they’re like a grace period 20 minutes are great I just see

It above the bottom of the screen what a minutes oh my gosh I’m gonna go use the restroom and stretch is captainsparklez on this yes I’m gonna kick CaptainSparklez ass CaptainSparklez won’t know what hit him I lost you were donated Tier one pet item what is this

Oh look at him this is my son Alfredo what charity those disgusting alright well go to something there you go guys why are you floating why are you going or there’s a person over here Check do you see people cuz I don’t out there she is found the edge oh my god I knew it it’s just that somehow whoever gave the diamond is a good symbol thank you look there they’re riding on each other it’s a bad guy good extra story oh I I

Recognize that name from minecraft Monday I feel like Alfredo is a bit of a liability like if we go into a building and try to hi like Alfredo just can’t come inside we need to find Tommy cuz tommy said he would protect me he might be lying he is British so you

Never know let’s let’s be honest with ourselves let’s be honest with ourselves is there seriously any better way of for us to survive in this game than us to stay in this tower I think the answer is no we’ll get will be hunted and killed

If we if we stay in the tower they have one means of access to get to us a single one oh my god we win ok that was a good test run good dry rehearsal we have the best strat we have a zoo they will prevent them from hitting us yeah

Ok Oh God there is an army there’s an army of llamas approaching all right we’re fine wait we should probably watch the ladder oh thanks for gifting 5 subs well I gotta yell pogchamp now all right I need to yell pogchamp okay there you go alright we’re doing pretty good yeah we survived

We are almost top 200 I guess we can just chill until someone tries to break that yep that’s the plan this is a podcast now so what’s it like being a girl on Twitch 2p chat room once done that true that’s a good question we chat it sucks it sucks it’s awful

It’s a pretty universal negative opinion it seems oh my god alright oh my god alright well this is bad we’re gonna play Alvin and the Chipmunks teach me how to dougie it’s impressive chat how the song like it sounds like different Chipmunks like I can identify which one is Alvin Simon and Theodore

When all they did I think I definitely Alvin easy really you Oh easy I’m not a fan of anybody that thinks that things lo of Alvin Alvin is is the core of the group it’s not Simon and chipmunks it’s not Theodore in the chipmunks it’s Alvin and the fellow Chipmunks they’re nothing

Without Alvin it’s like doing like the Beatles without John Lennon but I’m saying you could not even have a functional group without without album he’s also the biggest alpha the group oh you were donated one pet item by Alvin and the [ __ ] monks what the heck it’s not their name you’re watching the

Winners POV this is the game I guarantee you there’s nobody with this many viewers that’s literally just doing nothing in this game so patronizing [Laughter] oh they took my arrow hey bring it back leave it leave it downstairs it’s ours they’re not anything special oh [ __ ] oh

Oh they’re coming they are Oh No okay we’re fine yeah we just hit them no oh I’m gonna place I’ve have a backup melon another big win huge L so bad that’s another win for us I’m gonna go use the restroom you talked to the people okay okay anyone’s gonna attack

Us honestly so would you like some assistance Sylvie hi Pete wait please here is the best pet hey Connor I want you to win thank you I want me to win – OH we’re on the same page again did you die unfortunately I made an asset error Hey

Look they’re looking at us Louis they’re coming wait no they’re not they’re not scared they’re actually alpha us dougie no we need hey Pete Pete we need to focus this is game time right here this is this is a big game situation kill them when they come up

Kill them good call good call yes this is bad yeah no you got this this is not looking good we need an abort plan oh you know he’s jump no yeah they’re definitely scared Oh move animals move now we can kill them is he coming to me

Yes what are you talking about you said like my this is the saddest thing I do i spectate you then we get top 50 percent because 58 teams left if we’re the most recent team to die that would mean we’re we’re top 50 for top half Yes thank you since an opportunity to come back are we done basically we’re done that’s why I rated you guys I say obviously you don’t want me to help I’m always there for you Pete oh I can always count on you all right guys I enjoyed I enjoyed playing

Minecraft with you all everybody go follow sylvie please everybody follows Sylvie’s she’s a real girl I’m a girl she’ll read your name if you subscribe no we really and she reads her chat better than pokey main I’ll say it I’ll say it oh I’m Fran I’m friends with him both

And I can go I can guarantee it thank you for inviting me Sylvia had a good time I had no comments today and this was fun