Conquering the Minecraft Yeti

Oh yes my favorite snack some good old bones monsters show yourself I need food oh [ __ ] oh yo get it come here come here come here it’s fall in the tree it’s fall in the tree how about we uh do an interview I guess we’re I’m going to interview you

Okay all right I don’t know why I just thought about this on the spot um tell my viewers about yourself anything you want to say just go for it um okay well I guess hi I’m Caleb uh I am used to make I used to make bedw Wars videos and

Then I realized how bad I was at Minecraft PVP so I switched to documentaries and so that’s what I’m doing now documentaries on like random Minecraft topics and stuff like that so I don’t know if that’s something you guys enjoy then I guess check me out but

First you guys subscribe to Lord oage really true I’m going to beat you in subscribers this year it’s going to happen trust me yes sir I believe it what I don’t know I I I like trees bro I don’t know what’s going on I like trees

Must have been the wind must have been the wi it must been the wind bro oh there there goes the wind again that was my stomach I’m hungry sorry oh all good all good yeah my bad my bad it happens sometimes all right I’m chilling I got tools I’m down to

Just make this house yeah let’s let’s do it oh there’s actually a ruined portal down here I’m going to go grab that while you make the house thingy dude it’s snowing on my house this is ruining the Aesthetics we got this crafting table there’s a PE PE on the

Wall on the hill over there look yo what I don’t know bro yeah that’s crazy oh my go yo come come to where I am can you see where I am or no all right everything’s fine everything’s fine bro what is this oh my God yo oh

Um I shoot I need food I have nothing yeah I’m eating rotten flesh I’ve got nothing there’s literally no food anywhere we might actually have to like abandon the house cuz we’re going to starve no not the house man I’m sry dude I spent so much time on it bro Jesus

Christ I found a pig I found a pig I found food oh this thing is just like staying away from us with being as loud as possible oh my God you see that uh what is Caleb Caleb get in the house get the get in the house get in the house you

Didn’t see open the door then no I just saw oh where where where where where where oh it’s it’s it’s still there it’s oh my gosh oh no I’m com I’m com close the door oh it’s you you dude dude yo yo yo yo yo I’m standing in the middle yo yo

Yo yo yo yo oh [ __ ] oh oh my God the yeti bro the I’m coming back I’m coming back Jesus Christ bro that was just like every horror movie it’s like oh I don’t like what what is he talking about oh what’s that noise I’m going to walk towards it

Oh [ __ ] well at least the sounds are gone now I lied the baby zombies out there somewhere oh oh I didn’t look at it I didn’t look at it I swear y yo yo okay I hear it again I’m I hear not not the thing not the the yeti the

Enderman I’d much rather hear an Enderman than hey Caleb Caleb open the door open the door open the door right now yo yo dude yo oh he’s he he is still watching us oh uhoh I messed up I messed up he’s watching you yo he’s watching you I’m in the house bro I’m

Just dude bro oh yo I see him I see him what the hell no bro is he humping the house no hey yo hey yo I can’t he’s just gone you know I’m not even I’m not even fazed by this guy I’m just going to go down

Here oh wait this goes down into like a cave bro what all right dude it better not follow us down here I swear to God surely we’ll be uh yeah surely we’ll be safer in the caves right lots of coal though oh this goes

Into like a little a lot less oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] um you good bro oh yeah I’m good okay I’m in a big open Parts here do you want to go see the yeti with me I think it’s friendly yeah yeah yeah let’s go do some yey watching don’t

He’s right he was right down here in that little opening I kid you not he was down there there oh my gosh oh my yo yo go into F5 bro is he down there yeah yeah go in go right here go to F5 oh yo every block is

So much scarier you you don’t know how tempting it is to just break the one you’re standing on and leave you for dead don’t do it don’t do it bro I swear yeah there you go oh oh no oh no he left the moment you hit him he got

Scared and left wait I found iron yo wa yo it was meant to happen oh what oh we got water Jesus Christ this go it’s so loud I just don’t know if it’s above me or it’s somewhere I don’t know imine this was on Hardcore oh god

Dude we’d already be through like three Worlds by now oh yeah no skeleton please I don’t have a shield I don’t have anything I’m so broke I have no food I can’t even Sprint okay I’m back in no dude I’m back and back where where you at [Applause]

Oh I wish I knew which direction The Sounds were coming from I can’t tell yeah it’s like from everywhere so you have no idea there’s a skeleton outside the house too there’s two skeletons outside the house M oh oh oh it’s nearby I can hear it stomping

I don’t hear anything I don’t hear anything I’ll take your word for it though maybe we could add a second floor to the house um yeah I’m down what is that bro yo dude I don’t even oh dude it’s right there actually if it kills me I’d be very happy I’d be

Very oh it hit me I’m balling in this cave right now we got so much Iron what is that okay that is not a good sound oh let’s go we got the renovations very ugly but it’s it’s a renovation no I like it it’s got its own little charm you know I’m going to go Brave nature and get food cuz we have

Nothing again 14 bones but that’s fine oh yes my favorite snack some good old bones all right monsters show yourself I need food oh [ __ ] oh yo get come here come here come here it’s fall in the tree it’s fall in the tree go oh my gosh

Dude the timing bro there’s the intense music bro why is there music the music bro bro why is there music what yo this kind of goes hard I’m not going to lie man’s got full iron I’m right here bro yo yo yo dude it’s so loud dude the music quiet it down

Now I can’t you know what this you know what this music calls for it’s just gone all right once again Bonnie please thank you all right did he even drop anything bro I didn’t even how useless uh let’s see oh my goodness what is that wait did

I just find a village hey yo like Lake Area sort of thing and then you’ll see it oh I see the lights of it yeah hopefully the yeti isn’t following me bro the poor villagers if that happens unfortunate oh I hear it now too yeah my bad my bad we good we

Good oh it’s on the river it’s on the River where is it where is it where is it okay okay okay dude I see actually oh oh wait wait look at him now look at him now I forgot he does this what the heck is that wa what

Bro oh he’s gone this house has a lot of knowledge in it I don’t know how they’re going to get the books up there but you know there we go oh gotcha I’m coming oh my God what huh it’s Falla behind me it’s it’s by

The house by the house by the house by the house by the house no I D it okay I can I’m G to look at it I’m going to look at it okay okay I’m just gonna go in from the back here nothing to see Yeti all right uh it’s going

Towards Yeti don’t mind me Caleb it’s on you Caleb it’s on you Caleb it’s on you it’s fine I’m in the house I’m in the house it’s okay it can’t hurt me right oh I see it through the wall I swear if it opens the door like the Primal Fear I will experience

Bro yo hold on it’s right outside bro bro what if I open the door oh my goodness dude it broke the door the door BR the door it broke the door I’m running I’m running I’m running get me out go go go I’m running oh my God I did

Dude I had to place a ice block oh I forgot to get this back here you go helmet nope Perfect all right now I’m set oh there it is right here oh okay you see it where he he’s like over there I think he’s gone now I don’t see

Nothing no he ran away what a to I’m bro next time he comes back now I’m strapped bro I got 20 arrows we’re good oh it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s right there right there look look where I’m looking over here by the Ender oh y

Yeah all right let’s okay it’s stuck bow it bow it let’s go let’s go oh I’m just spamming it oh my goodness bro what a loser what a loser he can’t even move here he comes all right let’s go I oh he’s stuck right there I used all my

Arrows okay so I’m going to go in with my shield oh wait there’s a skeleton here let’s go die die no one loves you this is for all the times you scared oh let’s go oh my God bro what bro this the this is like I’m just CR it

Over and over he’s not even moving bro this guy’s tweaking bro this guy’s just standing here if I look away he might y let’s go yo ye is no more bro we’ve conquered this land it’s our land now we got a piss on the trees and Mark our territory