“COOPERATIVE DEMON” SCP-4357-J | Minecraft SCP Foundation

Dang it i hate this place let me out of here bro stupid sap foundation 4357.js please remain calm you have no means of escaping you think these wings are just for show bro you can’t trap me even if you tried well considering you were in a containment room attempting to get out

I’d say we already did trap you i can get out whenever i feel like it geez bro like you guys didn’t even add any holy water ah holy water what do you mean by that yeah dude didn’t you know demons are weak to that stuff it’s like one of our many cliches my

Dude i’ll let someone know to add that to your documentation thank you for being educational as always uh no wait hold on bro just forget i said anything i was like lying and stuff dude uh hey johnson the foundation’s all at assault in the silver dust what that’s impossible we just ordered

Some yesterday well someone must have taken it all cause it’s not there where’s iris by the way iris is currently training with abel she should be back soon i guess we’ll try to take that fools though you could keep me trapped in here forever didn’t you

Um well no not really we’re about to transport you to your other containment room well the day of reckoning is finally here later losers johnson he’s getting away why are we doing anything trust me simmons he’ll find his way back here in the next 10 minutes he’s very cooperative no matter how much

He hates it [Applause] Uh just focus on your target then you go for the kill whoa that was so cool mr abel how did you learn how to do that i’ve killed thousands upon thousands of humans both weak and strong my anger towards humanity energizes my strength and determination okay edge lord no seriously how’d you

Learn to do that focus all your energy towards that tree over there any anger you have release it all into your fist um okay i’ll try yeah what do you think of that evil you truly are pathetic and you truly are being rude i thought you said we were going to get

Food from wendy’s no i said when these trees are destroyed we’ll move on to destroying boulders You’ve managed to impress me once but i’m beginning to regret allowing you into the group okay toga pants you may have incredible strength and immortality but i’ve got the brains and my trusty camera and what is that device there you you seriously don’t know what a camera is

How much of a boomer are you i i have escaped no person could contain me for long you who might you be your mama bro don’t worry about it geez uh abel what’s darth maul doing here iris stay behind me i’ll handle this huh you think you can take me bro i’ve

Been in at least three fights all with my mom and i mean she’d win of course but still bro stop referring to me as your brother i despise mine already hey me too dude but fine you want a torso let’s do this ah i knew the salt and silver powder i

Stole would be useful ah stop dude like i’m not even playing bro how did you even know that was my weakness um it’s kind of a trope in supernatural movies and tv shows also i stole this because it had silver powder and i wanted to see if i could sell it

You can’t possibly tell me that useless powder is what stops you dude like bro haven’t you ever heard of magic circles yeah bro magic circles no i have not well here abel i’ll show you oh yeah true true show them so pretty much you just get the salt and silver powder

Yeah yeah uh-huh and then you just kind of sprinkle it around in a circle oh that’s good oh don’t forget to sprinkle some more over there oh thanks i forgot that part no problem bro thanks bro and there you have a salt circle now he can’t escape yeah now i can’t escape

Oh wait dang it oh i bet you think you’re so smart huh bro well just wait till i get out of here well nice work you two you managed to return him back into containment thanks johnson but it kind of felt a little too easy yeah 4357j is known to be pretty cooperative

Despite his temper whenever he escapes he always ends up coming back what is the next move i grow tired with there being no blood drawn right well you two should continue training but iris we feel like we can really trust you now did did you not trust me before

We know abel can sometimes let his anger get to him and there’s been points where he has killed his own teammates they challenged me and lost if abel ever becomes hostile towards you and threatens your life i want you to use this button pressing this device will trigger the collar around able’s neck

Killing him immediately whoa button you you can’t seriously think a pathetic being such as her can wield a device with that much power it’s already been decided you two can continue on with your training i gotta get back to the others if you think you can control me you’re dead wrong

Listen to me before i destroy this entire building you unhinged imbecile sir this is a wendy’s drive-through inside voices please now you said you wanted two chocolate frosties and what else ah the chicken give me the cheeky nuggies oh yes and some chicken nuggies you mean the chicken nuggets sir no

I said chicken oh would you nuggies that i’m starving this is pathetic why are we here just because you can kill me at any moment’s notice doesn’t mean i’ll listen to all of your demands look abel you can train me all you want but every so often i get to train you on

How to become a decent human being you can forget it i spent thousands of years in isolation you humans are all the same to me bags of blood waiting to explode ew gross but i’ll change your mind just you wait i’ll iris abel what do you think you’re doing here uh

Ordering food you’re supposed to be training we can’t have two scps freely roaming around the city quick able i’ve seen simmons run to the cafeteria on enchilada day we can totally outrun him go hmm a challenge i shall enjoy this hey no no no no where you going ah

Well since i’m here i might as well order some food oh come on Doctor clef doctor clef i have some news for you what do you want brat this better be news on how we’re punishing iceberg and killing that witch child that’s the thing we’re waiting for an 05 council member to come discuss the matters and dr gears is going to be here as well

Doctor dr ghiz yeah the whole gang is going to be back together we could finally start a band we’ll call it dr bright and the other less important doctors yeah great everyone i hate is all coming together you