Craftee – Evolving for 1,000,000 Days in Minecraft

You ever wonder what Minecraft would look like in the future I’m going to play Minecraft for 1 million days unlocking new Evolutions gaining special powers and abilities and unlocking secret ways to speed up time oh no I’m a little blob dude I’m like half the size

Of a block dude I can live inside a tree oh goodness zombies I have no arms to take them out I just got to survive one day to evolve hello zom booys no DED them ouch oh gosh I take fall damage from a single block at least I can jump

I don’t know how I’m jumping am I just blowing on the ground really hard so many bad guys stand back monster come on come on come on yes Evolution oh goodness gracious I’m dying why am I dying survive in water okay no problem I’m like a little tadpole dude hey get

In the water get in the water well it’s not the evolution I was looking for but I got a nice little tail I can live now amongst the fish well the good news I at least have food now Kel’s not the greatest food but at least Tad P crafty

Has a little bit of grub one day I’ll be a beautiful dinosaur or a frog I can’t tell life is a tadpull is a good time oh my goodness there’s a train of drowns ah run run run run run run down the cave we go yeah take that drowns oh gosh okay

Okay I can’t physically hurt them but at least they can kind of get damaged on these magma blocks or whatever those are called seems safe enough I guess I’ll just wait here till day two so how you doing have you clicked the Subscribe button yet have you clicked the like

Button yet hey we’ve evoled I’m a little Axel and I can breathe air finally I’m still tiny but now I can eat berries which is good so I guess I can find some like cave berries or whatever ow stop my little lizard legs are so fragile berries are better than kelp I

Guess or at least they’re tastier oh gosh still midnight all right going to survive in the cave a little longer the surface is going to be a little dangerous for us hey look at that I got a little meiz hole and there’s berries over here heck yeah man lizard crafty is

Going to be eating good tonight oh man this is such bad food but hey at least now my stomach is glowing my poop is going to be shiny we’ll wait here until the morning to evolve hey there we go I can now break all blocks and trade with

Villagers that’s good I’m not the most powerful being but at least I can break stuff now oh no I can’t fit through my mis-sized hole your boys grow up so fast ah glorious sunlight it’s so good to see you survive four more days till my next

Evolution oh man well looks like I have some time to kill needing to survive for several days and finally having you know arms I could finally break blocks so I use my newly acquired fist to punch some bark and to bark at some chickens I found a nearby Village to get

Some food and to take a nice nap to pass the time although turns out I actually can’t craft yet so that’s a fun problem to have ah hello good sir wao The Tick Tock of time oh wow that’s that’s a lot of Bones so at night I lure the

Skeletons to the village and with some help from my metallic friend I collected some bones then on day seven I finally hit my next Evolution hey look at that dude I’m stronger I’m smarter I don’t know about that one a sick Dude Looks Like I’m normal size I can break blocks

Like normal I can actually craft now so that’s nice look at that I finally got a sword you’ve been good to me Mr Golem but I can take my battles from now on all right so I got my bones let’s trade our boy for our ticktock a time or

Whatever my ticktock and Vines hello villager boy at long last the totem of time wait wait sir why did you need 24 bones I’m not going to ask any questions don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to wait I have to pass 50 days for my next Evolution oh my goodness

Please help me totem of time oh very cool looks like I can speed up time by doing various little challenges uh I think here I have to freeze myself inside of an ice ice Spike so let’s go do that ah there’s some ice spikes oh goodness and an outpost the heck’s going

On over here man okay Mr book I’m here at the Outpost clear out the Pillager campfires Okay C do I like when books just tell me what to do that makes it nice and easy hello boys stand back you’re freezing the ice caps you’re the cause of the warming of the global oh

Gosh that’s a lot of bad guys okay okay okay okay okay this is going to be a little more of a challenge than I thought oh gosh I can’t take out the vend ators yeah can’t touch me I’m an ice skater dude call me Michelle Quan

That’s a niche joke right there you know the Olympic gold medalist from like 2008 these guys are taking out there’s some folks over there but I think I can take out at least one of these campfires here okay ouch just got to take out all the

Campfires and boom all right got one of them I got to hurry man oh if I take out the top one it gets all the campfires out that’s good to know I’m crushing this dude hey yeah that’s that’s cool ah so if I take out the campfire nearby

Villagers freeze I now have 10 seconds to enter an ice Spike before the cryo freezing process oh goodness um I Spike I Spike I enter you okay I hang out here am I getting cryogenically frozen dude time is passing oh look at that man yeah

We passed a day 100 I was frozen for a long time I have evolved into ice crafty oh that’s cool man looks like I didn’t save the ice spikes though they melted anyways yeah oh I can now sneak while holding a snow block to shoot a beam of

Ice damages mobs and then converts blocks into ice that’s red oh this is awesome dude look at this I’m just like vomiting ice freeze it’s time for you tree to cool off that’s awesome man I guess I can use that to like get through walls and stuff if I need to take this

Foul creeper yeah okay well the damage is mobs it doesn’t do a lot of damage well let’s get our next Evolution huh that’s a lot of text looks like I can hibernate like a bear in inside of a tree but I need some honey blocks and there’s some local illers that’ll drop

Some honey blocks for us wa this tree is massive dude it’s got a little hole in the side yeah this will be a perfect place for me to hibernate let’s go get that honey dude there’s a nice little pathway over here ah leads me right to the mansion okay perfect I’m so excited

To use my ice powers man the more evolved I get the more powerful I become what happened here dude oh the illers they’re messing with the bees I guess that’s why the illers have so much honey don’t mess with my bees how dare you illers Nobody messes with bees on my

Watch oh gosh I forgot to hold the block yeah free Ziller D that is such a cool power and there’s my first little honey block I need nine of these bad boys to hibernate hopefully years will pass I don’t know how much time needs to pass for my next Evolution but I’m going

To assume it’s going to be a lot ah what’s up buddy nice to see you if I squat with honey do I shoot out honey okay no I don’t know it’s worth a shot I just squat with honey and it shoots out like active bees not the

Bees oh man I didn’t get a honey from him I just got a totem of undying how useless it is to not be able to die what’s your favorite movie My favorite movie is Frozen too I’m just going to take you out real quick sorry for being

So cold that was a good pun ah I see what you did there we got it dude back to the tree I go for some nice hibernation dude I wish I could hibernate right now hibernating like the best nap of all time guys I’m going to

Take a nap real quick I just sleep for 7 months let’s close this off with some honey got some snacks for the winter we’re hibernating dude oh my goodness how long am I going I’m so sleepy I had the craziest dreams my guys I slept for 20,000 days oh goodness what happened to

The forest it’s all infested with fungi even the Woodland Mansions all fungus good news looks like I evolved I either got a tree Evolution or I just haven’t showered in 20,000 days yep I think it might be that one looks like I have a camouflage power now when I hold a stick

And I can right click with a stick to send these logs out of the ground launching mobs up and stuff that’s awesome oh my powers are getting cooler and cooler I’m camouflaged you have no idea I’m here I’m just a moving talking Bush now I’m here oh no I’m gone okay

Just a tree and now I’m crafty and I’m a tree I’m a tree I’m a tree okay guess I can’t get too close Mr tomat time what do I got to do here looks like I have to drink magical stew okay magical no can’t craft it okay H but there is something

Over here stop stop I’m an innocent tree he’s looking at me so confused oh there’s water this might be like a cauldron of some kind okay is there anything around here cow do you know anything going on over here there’s a chest up there bro stop there’s so many

Creepers man back up monsters okay well they just destroyed themselves you got any goodies for me I have a bowl and a swift sneak 3 okay oh maybe these are ingredients from my magical stew excuse me sir can I borrow some of this thank you we do have these three dirt Pathways

I guess I can follow them any goodies around here is there a chest ah hello sir H take my log don’t don’t quote me on that ah another chest let’s go yeah all right what do we have here a clock a bowl and a potion of swiftness

Interesting I see a trend going on here oh that’s cool I can be camouflaged and use my power at the same time yeah that’s op I love that all right anything down here yes we got a chest oops we’ve got a clock compass and Bowl we’ll throw

These in our magical uh cauldron I guess I I don’t know maybe this will work did it work hey we’ve got some bowls dude we got some Enchanted mushroom stews somehow made with no mushrooms I’m just drinking like clocks and books and stuff so I assume once I drink this I’ll speed

Forward in time but I have an idea I want to try before I do that hello me boy if you could drop me an emerald that’d be solid I have an investment idea if I can invest one Emerald into to one of these villagers how many emeralds

Will I have after a million days hello farmer Jeremy how you doing buddy sorry I broke your craps earlier but I do have an opportunity I will give you one Emerald well time to munch on some uh appetizing stew I guess I have to eat

All three of these huh all right I ate them uh hello oh gosh days are passing oh yeah this is some Speedy magical juice my dude oh my goodness what happened here man 100,000 days passed wo what was what Lush mushrooms is now just dry desert oh and look at my nice little

Hat I got some fungus growing on me I look beautiful I look like Toad from Mario Kart or something hey guys I do have a new power now though if I squat while uh is it not squat if I right click while holding a red mushroom I create this little boundary around me

And when mobs Stand Inside it oh goodness wandering trador oh gosh you’re fine well as you saw mobs take damage while inside it and I get like General boosts and health and stuff too so that’s good wa check that out dude we got a mass pyramid uh book you can tell

Me what to do but I think I have an idea let’s see looks like I have to turn myself into a mummy to make more time pass oh goodness hi boys camouflage how does he not see me nothing to see here just the bushes ow

He sees me how did you get past my disguise red mushroom attack oh the most satisfying way to take out husks dude I trap you in my poisonous mushrooms yeah take that husks oh this is awesome hiya I wasn’t sure the mushroom would be that useful but yeah it’s awesome a take

That your foul husks snow attack the husks have been slain all right well we have a sarcophagus here in the middle there also is a golden button up there or a lever on a golden block there’s also this very suspicious pressure plate that I’m kind of afraid to press is it

Going to explode oh okay I pressed it there’s a little light button up there oh maybe I have to press the button go go go go go all right in 3 2 1 and press hya did I do it can I become a mummy now did I solve your elaborate puzzle hey my

Tomb is prepared for my great night’s sleep and by great sleep do you mean sleep for like a thousand years get out of here husks I’m trying to get my beauty rest Daddy’s got to take a nap okay let’s rest in the Tomb shall we it’s time to become a Mummy oh my goodness look at how much time is passing yeah 500,000 days I look ridiculous man I’m covered in mummy band is oh there’s a nether portal there’s gold here someone looted my temple while I was asleep I must be a heavy sleeper I guess hey look at that I have an

Infinite totem of undying now that’s pretty cool and I can shoot out a bandage that’ll pull a mob towards me and damage us both kind of a weird power but I guess with my totem of UND dying it doesn’t really matter what’s next totem of time I figure yeah I got to go

To the nether all right let’s see what Mischief is going on in the nether oh hello cute little thing are you going to attack me okay there it goes stop it go away oh those guys get damaged fast I guess my ice power works better in the

Nether if I break one of these does it turn into water a thought I could break Minecraft oh snap a nearby Bastion would provide volcanic conditions well very nearby huh oh snap I have to erupt a volcano I guess to turn myself into like a fossil or something right ah weird I

Like it let’s fossilize my boys I’ve got to take out the bottom of this Bastion uh looks like there’s Bedrock down there that’s concerning now I do have a little trick up my sleeve not only will I not die falling all the way down yeah it sends out these particles and it’ll

Erode the blocks away so I assume I got to break this bedrock with that power and start the volcano C slam yeah take that Bedrock oh gosh there’s the lava I got to be a little careful here okay that’s working and one last section boom yeah lava’s now Rising

Quickly into the Bedrock into what Bedrock oh wait over here there’s a little platform there’s a little bedrock container all right I’ll hop in here and now I fossilize oh my goodness I like being a fossil it’s very peaceful in here oh dude look at me man I’m Magmar

Crafty and I can fly now ah Perfect Dude I look funny I like this look at me man this is so fast so obviously I can fly now and check this out if I fall down on mobs boom I erupt them into flames oh goodness and I guess they drop blaze

Powder now too that’s nice got some nice easy blaze rods smash yeah okay what’s next Mr book the Ender Dragon sensing my power has halted time well looks like I’m picking a fight with a dragon to get to a million days can I have some pearls please thank you buddy grab some pearls

Grab some blaze rods all right let’s do it transition and here we are wasting no time hey excuse me I’m trying to do a cool transition here thank you oh gosh go away stop it I’m the most powerful being in the universe quit it let’s take out this dragon and see just how

Powerful I can get oh yeah and then we’ll check on Jeremy and see how our investment did this should be a relatively easy battle hey hello dragon how are you buddy I literally am unkillable good old infinite totem of undying come here Mr Dragon oh he’s perching ice powers attack oh that’s

Working it’s working freeze him yeah come on dude give me my million days no no hey dragon come back here don’t make me tell your father get over here man yeah come on come on yeah dude we got him baby Y and there it is a million

Days I’m the ultimate being okay let’s see what Minecraft looks like a million days in the future oh wa check it out well it doesn’t look that different but hey at least they’ll update their Graphics in 1 thousand days oh wait hold on we got to go check on Farmer Jeremy

What’s up my buddies it’s been a long time no see huh well technically I didn’t see you I saw like your great great great grandson what is this why is there like 60 chests here oh my goodness these are all blocks of emeralds I would say my investment paid off of one single

Emerald a valuable lesson if you’re going to hibernate for a th000 years put a dollar in the bank account we’ll see you guys in the next video