Craftee – Minecraft but AI Beats the Game for you

I want to beat Minecraft as fast as possible so I’m gonna ask AI how to do it my computer here is gonna tell me how to beat the game and I have to do exactly what it says no matter what all right Mr AI what’s the first thing I

Gotta do to beat the game gather resources it says cut down trees for wood okay and dig in the ground to collect materials like building blocks and food no problemo punching trees is my favorite activity it did say mine in the ground for food I don’t really know

What that means what am I gonna do eat Stone oh gosh computer don’t let me eat Stone all right digging the ground he said for building blocks I don’t know why I need building blocks dude I’ve seen those speed run videos they’re not out here making houses hey uh Mr AI uh I

Dug in the ground for food but I can’t eat dirt all right you can now eat dirt oh what all right well let’s try it out shall we yeah I can eat dirt now all right it heals a good amount of food too it doesn’t taste great but hey I’ll take

What I can get what’s next Mr Computer create a crafting recipe book with two pieces of leather the recipe book will help you make items with your resources oh gosh I’m sorry cow wait a second he didn’t tell me I had to kill a cow to get leather yo what’s up boys looking

For some cow skin oh all right well you did not invite me in I just want to take a quick peek bread nah I don’t need that dude I can eat literal dirt hello Mr Man oh I have to trade leather you’re a leather worker dude why do you need

Leather actually now that I said that out loud that makes a lot of sense yeah Mr computer I don’t really want to kill these cows is there a way to get leather without me killing these cows oh gosh well I I guess that’s one way to do it

Huh lesson learned don’t trust computers well I got two leather and that gives us a crafting recipe book The ai’s out here making up new items okay so what am I supposed to craft with this thing craft basic tools like sticks and Cobblestone you should prioritize crafting a stone

Pickaxe a stone sword and a stone shoveling a bow all right wait a second how am I supposed to get stone though to craft my tools if I don’t have a wooden pickaxe you can now break stone bare-handed okay well I guess that’ll do let me just go punch some rocks real

Quick glad I sharpened my nails this morning hello beautiful Ravine I shall punch you oh gosh I hit it in one shot oh my goodness I just touch it once and then it breaks man heck yeah all right we got some easy peasy Stone I can even

Break and decide oh shoot uh AI didn’t tell me to do that please don’t eat kill crafty please okay got myself some stone and a bunch of broken fingers as one does all right haddis’s crafting recipe book work okay I guess that’s how that works I just right click the book and I

Got all the items all right computer I broke my hand in 75 places what do I do next build a base to create a shelter you can use blocks like Cobblestone and dirt as they are durable and easy to find okay makes sense make sure to build

Your base near spawn in case you die build the furnace using eight Cobblestone blocks and ensure your base is well lit oh I’ll make sure it’s lit all right well I tried my best with the tools I had welcome to my home it is not the

Best looking I have my furnace now and I do have three exits all right it might not be great but boy you can leave in a hurry I’ll tell you that much I don’t know how to make this place well lit I guess I might be able to burn logs or

Something I mean does that count well that didn’t last long uh Mr computer can you help me light up my base please oh gosh that is not what I meant that is not what I meant gosh dang it no wow my beautiful house that I spent all

But seven minutes on I gotta be careful how I use my words dude uncool uncool dude do that again and I’ll throw you in your worst nightmare oh the sun setting all right Mr computer please tell me the next thing is sleeping the night away craft armor using leather you can craft

Leather from rotten flesh using a furnace why I gotta kill a bunch of zombies to get leather oh gosh I’m so bad at this game oh there are so many zombies man two hearts two hearts I’m fine I’m fine take this monster yo Mr Computer can I get a heel or

Something I’m not talking like a a back of a foot I mean actually heal me oh well I guess that technically counts I am full health yeah all right speedrunners how am I doing am I making good progress come on give me some dream luck dude yes yes okay okay we got a

Bunch of rotten flesh please tell me this is enough and now we’re smelting up rotten flesh let me close the back door here and all tanned leather oh very nice ah yes it looks a little green all right let’s get ourselves hey I’m just gonna stay inside until morning ah yes a nice

Morning snack to start your day there’s my tanned leather I’m hoping this is enough here goes nothing yeah oh that does work it only took a couple of my tanned leather too beautiful we got ourselves full tanned leather he’s tall he’s tan and he’s handsome what’s next

Mr AI we killing the dragon yet or what explore in mind for auras like diamonds and gold once you’ve earned them you’ll need to smelt them in a furnace to create ingots that’s uh not how diamonds work at all dude okay well how do I get diamonds quickly man we’re trying to

Beat the game quick remember the best and most likely place to find diamonds in Minecraft is mine shafts okay well I knew that mine chefs are large underground structure he says follow underground water sources okay whatever that means and I need obsidian as well sorry coyote to borrow some of your food

Here well those are water blocks going into a cave so nah I don’t know jump away jump away I don’t know what that means but I said it out loud there’s some more water in this cave oh gosh am I gonna make this oh that was a close

One looking for a mine shaft in a cave I’m a computer’s human slave hey yo Mr Computer it’s getting a little dark around here anything to light me up I mean I mean no not that uh make me see better I have not learned from my

Mistakes oh there we go I glow now very cool it’s not exactly what I meant but I look like I’ve got a halo around me hi buddy don’t mind if I do I’ll take some of your leather oh man they’re all cute coming after me oh gosh I don’t like

Glowing dude I think my glowing is attracting the zombies okay that’s better that’s better see you guys oh that’s interesting oh diamonds dude heck yeah oh my God oh my oh this is awesome computer this is not how mine shafts look did you make this it’s gorgeous all right let’s

Get ourselves wait a minute I don’t have an iron pickaxe dude yo computer can you help me get these diamond ores here you can now extract auras from the wall via right click like oh what the heck what the heck is going on what what that’s

Unhelpful dude what am I supposed to do with that I don’t want to move my diamonds I would have picked it up maybe I right click with a pickaxe is that gonna do it oh there we go all right I’ve extracted The Ore thank you thank

You thank you oh this is such a better way to mine man I like this way more hold on I’ve Got Deep slate diamond ore oh yeah he said I could smelt diamonds right can I extract lava I don’t know what I expected to happen oh I do need

That obsidian though can I extract that oh gosh hey there we go all right got plenty of obsidian what a nice way to get obsidian dude hello coaches dude I love this mine shaft man this is cool looking thank you Mr diamonds all right I should have

Plenty now I got my City and I’ll grab some coal and head to the surface ah home sweet home dude this fire is still burning man apparently robot Fighters uh just don’t ever burn out toss in some coal toss in some deep slate here so that’s gonna give me a diamond ingots

What all right well computer knows best honestly these diamond ingots look way cooler than actual diamonds looks like a piece of butter that went bad or something all right computer next up is uh what I’m supposed to smelt up my obsidian to make pancakes or something create a beacon using the diamonds ah

Obsidian and glowstone this is important for the true ending what does that mean man let’s go find some glowstone true ending I mean he’s got my curiosity you’ll miss the computer how do I get Glowstone create another portal by building a frame of obsidian okay then light the portal with fire once the

Portal is lit you’ll see the nether Dimension all right I mean that seems fairly straightforward well he didn’t tell me how to build the portal so your boy’s gonna make a big one now this is a portal built for Kings now I’m afraid to ask this but how am I supposed to light

This portal done cool man uncool let’s try this again shall we compare you do what you gotta do to get to the end oh I made it I made it okay that actually worked all right didn’t set me on fire uh here goes nothing oh goodness wow yeah spawn me right next to

Lava hello glowstone looking handsome as ever yo computer that glowstone’s pretty far away there buddy much better oh gosh that’s not what it meant come on precious all right now it’s said to craft a beacon so let’s try it oh something happened I heard a pop there

It is dude we got ourselves a beacon that’s totally how you craft beacons nobody tell them I do not want to kill uh you know who well Mr AI the Beacon’s cool and all but I kind of want to beat the game dude what do I gotta do next to

Defeat theater Dragon you’ll need to gather resources like Eyes of Ender and blaze rods I know that already dude create a mob grinder no to farm for ender pearls and blaze rods come on I don’t even know how to do that who do I look like mumbo jumbo dude I make videos

Laughing about TNT exploding alright we’re very different steps for building a mob grinder first create a box using Cobblestone all right next add a mob sponder pad to the structure to lure mobs finally power it with redstone that is absolutely not how that works but uh

Sure why not what the heck is a mob spawn pad craft a mob spawn pad use a pressure plate and a drop From the Mob you want materials from well I mean that’s easy enough I guess so I use my recipe book to make some pressure plates

Then asked where to find blazes it mentioned nether fortress which apparently the AI says are found in the sky I don’t know what that means but eventually we found The Fortress in the sky well that looks like a fortress in the sky uh looks it pretty high up there

You AI help me out dude can you get me up there oh what’s up Golem oh what I thought was gonna happen all right well I’m here all right let’s go kill Ablaze oh hi buddy yeah just give me one Blaze Rod no just one blaze rod

Please the recipe book gave me a bow but no arrows dude that is so upsetting come on just one Blaze Rod is all I need and then I can make myself come on Drop Your Rod okay I got the Blaze Rod I’m out later boys it’s been fun okay just need

Redstone uh computer how do I get redstone again ouch Redstone devices can be found in many places such as uh nether fortress chests oh my gosh a terrible way to get redstone no thank you no thank you no no I’ve already had my death for today all right I got my

Redstone I’m getting out of here I’m looking for an ender pearl where the heck are the Enderman man uh Mr Computer how do I find Enderman Enderman are mobs that are not found in the nether Dimension that’s just wrong they can only be found in the Overworld and the

End alright I have no idea where my portal is yo can you take me to the Overworld wait on the ground in the Overworld no gosh well I was gonna say we made it back alive but you know it’s worth noting that Enderman are powerful and difficult

To defeat Endermen are weak to rain all right make sure I cry on them good good I gotta get a bucket of water now oh I can’t just use my sword craft a bucket with three ingots of iron copper or gold that’s just untrue okey dokey I’ve got

Myself a golden bucket now very cool very cool to increase your chances of finding Enderman use the locate command to find the nearest Enderman commands what the heck is a command okay can you locate some Enderman for me excuse me you’re in my shot excuse me I probably

Smell like his food I’ve been eating dirt for months locate some Enderman for me oh goodness gracious that is not what I thought it was gonna do all right hi boys I already do this I gotta put my tears on you this is the worst way to

Take out Enderman of all time the computer knows nothing Ah that’s it I’m using my stone sword don’t worry AI I’m totally using a water bucket yeah we got a pearl dude let’s craft up our spawning pads whoa these are awesome man it’s like a hologram from Star Wars or

Something you’re my only hope Obi-Wan mcclureon Enderman spotting pad whoa and Blaze spawning pad looking beautiful man I like it now I assume I just gotta put down a redstone torchip oh gosh oh my goodness that is not what I thought was gonna happen I was ready for like a

Full-blown battle I feel bad man they’re like wow welcome to life I’m dead well that’s gonna do that and then I put down this is how Minecraft Works apparently according to a computer thank you for the rods thank you for the pearls all right all right all right relax relax

Relax all right computer I Got My Eyes of Ender now uh how do I get to the stronghold I want to see this true ending you speak of use the Eyes of Ender to locate and teleport to the stronghold then find the end portal room okay well whatever that means let’s see

Oh gosh I just teleported well I guess I’ve enters that tell support you now I mean I’ll take that that’s convenient silverfish man this is my least favorite part of the entire process go back in your blocks go sleep back in the blocks please all right fancy man how do I

Activate the portal now to get to the end activate the end portal by throwing Eyes of Ender into the portal frame okay we’ll toss an Ender oh well all right that’s how you do it now I guess well here goes nothing all right Mr computer now how’s the best strategy

To kill this dragon and get the uh true ending the Ender Dragon can be damaged by attacking the end crystals okay that’s just not true you can use rage weapons like a bow I have no arrows beware of attacks such as fireballs and Crystal lasers and ender pearls right

Yeah the dragon fights me with ender pearls that’s totally how Minecraft Works yo can I get some arrows please Ah that’s not what I meant that’s not what I meant that’s not what I meant oh gosh dang it ah well that’s one way to get arrows apparently taken out yeah okay

That hurts the dragon stop shooting your breath at me dude I do only have leather armor so I could die at any second them yeah I’m a legend I like this method way more take out the crystals take out the dragon that’s cool one more Crystal come on snipe it

Are good that’s not good oh that’s right the dragon shoots Fireballs now apparently yeah take that dragon all right computer how do I get this true ending you speak of for the true ending collect the dragon egg and create a beacon pyramid what a beacon pyramid okay oh what the

Heck did I pick it up oh no I broke the egg oh no there it is there it is come here dragon egg Beacon dragon eggs and bacon that sounds delicious create a base using obsidian blocks in a pyramid shape then activate the pyramid by placing a beacon on top of the base

That’s why I got a beacon all right let me grab some of this obsidian here the cursed Beacon is here all right and there you go nothing happened hello oh whoa dude it’s turning the obsidian into diamonds it’s beautiful dude a beacon made of my skin uh what and now it is a

Dragon Beacon whoa whoa oh my goodness it turned the diamond into beacons that’s awesome looking whoa whoa it’s incredible dude it’s the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen in my life all right AI it was worth it it was worth it what the heck is that it’s Lifting me up

Oh no what’s happening I don’t like the true ending anymore subscribe