Craftee – Minecraft but Deaths = Money

Minecraft but I can buy deaths I’m gonna die again and again and again and with each death I’ll gain death currency I could use to buy new cooler deaths and even some custom structures with death hacks of their own ah what a glorious day to die oh can I die in you hey

Yeah nope okay you have failed me whole you have failed me that’s more like it alright let’s get our first Death Shall we yeah I’ve died all right now that I’ve got my first death I’ve got this shot portal I can head into with my first death currency I can buy

An infinite totem of undying now I can really rack up some deaths ouch ouch there we go there we go that’s much faster oh my goodness how deep is this cave dude we’ll do a little bit of drowning oh hey magma blocks dude magma blocks is like an infinite death glitch

This is awesome there we go rack up some deaths please thank you and now we can buy our first way to for 10 deaths we can buy The Entity flinger I don’t know what that is but let’s find out shall we entities hooked by this device can be reeled in at high

Speeds and killing Beyond contact hello sheepy boy all right I’ve cut my first sheep and now I reel him in ow okay okay I’m doing a little bit efficient I’m fishing for deaths I missed no sheep come back I can’t reach that far hey yeah oh this is ridiculous dude I love

It come here sheep smack me in the face hey chicken can you kill me please thank you Mr Cow if you could smack me in the face with your utters thank you very much the most dangerous fish in the sea salmon hello little fishies uh can I get

Fish oh no ironically the only mob it doesn’t work on is fish apparently ooh a nice little lava pool to sit in ah yes the best hot tub any man could ask for just gonna chill in this hot tub for a couple of seconds there we go okay wow

Well our next item is the spike step looks like a spiky trampoline bionic and I have joined forces to make a card game battle blocks you can play as us with bionic and crafty character cards full of weapons armor and card game come true choose team crafty

Or choose team bionic and battle it out with battle blocks learn more and pre-order today at crafty dot store goodness gracious yeah that’s normal looking okay uh I guess I just jump on it right and yeah bounce oh my goodness dude that gives me so many deaths heck

Yeah the most dangerous playground of all time kids don’t try this at home don’t put stalagmites on your trampoline I guess and yeah 1 000 deaths that’s fast and just like that we can buy our cram cow villager key I’d don’t know what that is well this will be

Interesting what do you unlock magical key oh it points me to an area all right I will follow you I might have failed it quite a strange looking Village hello Village boys yeah cram cow Village unlocked what’s up Jeremy how you doing why is there cows on the roof should I ask

What’s up buddy how you doing the village would appreciate if you wrangled up all their cows oh I see if you want me to Wrangle up the cows why put them on the roof dude you disappeared getting some vitamin D huh come on buddy boy I gotta Wrangle you yeah well our fishing

Rod certainly comes in handy 12. I gotta do everything around here come here cow keep punching me in the face I like it there we go or not yeah off the roof come on down buddy boy oh my goodness he’s flying yeah uh you guys doing okay

Oh my goodness it’s a large pen my boys I like how they’re all crammed in the middle there’s a large pen but they’re all just stuck right here Two More Cows to go and boom 12 cows wrangled I can now stay under the pen for a hundred

Depths per second oh my goodness Don’t Mind If I Do I can just stand in the middle of the cows and I get deaths all right thanks boys very kind to you thanks for the deaths my dude don’t ask me how this works I don’t know death by

Cow I guess since all the cows are so jam-packed I’m just dying in here the cows are just chilling though okay six thousand deaths is that enough for our next upgrade our next death grade 5 000 deaths we can buy cool Powers wow very cool oh I see now cool Powers I can

Use it to turn blocks into ice uh that’s very cool I guess it’s like it’s like the worst superhero of all time I can mine very slowly oh okay if I spam it I guess I get frostbite I do gain deaths pretty quickly yeah take this grass

Winter has come early grass my arch nemesis it’s kind of an underwhelming power but honestly I gained lots of depth so we take that oh can I freeze Mobs with it take that creeper okay well the creeper is freeze resistant uh you can explode me thanks buddy wow as cool

As that was let’s move on shall we the lightning bolt okay that’s expensive lightning bolt acquired Smite yourself for 2 000 deaths and every step I take I get a hundred deaths smite me Zeus okay very nice get myself a little bit of speed can I just Spam

Myself with lightning yeah dude now we’re racking up some deaths what can I use this power for good hello boys it’s me the superhero death man lightning bolt attack yeah dude heck yeah take that freeze Outpost Zeus help me out here buddy oh that is so incredible don’t pour the Iron Golem

I’ll break you out of here there we go you doing okay my dude you look a little cracked I’m the superhero death man I’m still workshopping the name 50 000 deaths already all right what do we have next oh that sounds ominous the cursed desert pyramid key I like it looks like

A tiny umbrella tell me where to go magical Arrow this way whoa that’s no ordinary temple dude curse pyramid unlocked ah yes dying and getting cursed my two favorite activities the sarcophagus needs someone’s Essence oh that seems strange okay well this looks like the sarcophagus can I give it my

Essence I I don’t know how to do that interesting well there is a lever up there let’s try to press it use my glorious trampoline nailed it reset Anvil oh wait hold on can I give him my Essence okay uh looks like I can power the Anvil with a nice old lightning

Strike lightning bolt go okay that’s working and then staying on this guy and boom did it get my Essence did it work hey there’s my Essence nice okay looks like my Essence wasn’t quite enough you need more Essence bro what’s up here some totally innocent looking dispensers

Okay let’s power this up and yeah take me out shoot me with the arrows grab my Essence there we go boom baby just one Essence to go parkour hey nailed it nothing up here except this button so I guess I’ll press that and oh gosh giant

TNT okay that should be all the essence did I do it did I win hey look at that dude we got we got a mummy Chester well you look incredible man you kind of look like a camouflage Jester too looking good my dude my dude Chester has given me the mummy’s

Curse I get a hundred deaths every second now thanks for cursing me Chester that’s gonna be quite useful and of course he multiplies all deaths I get by two so that’ll be real nice come on mummy boy Chester are you my mummy sorry I had to you’re kind of cute for a mummy

Dude ah how much do we need for our next upgrade a hundred thousand all right don’t mind me just gonna strike myself with lightning for a couple minutes and a hundred thousand that was fast man thanks for multiplying my deaths my dude your curses make my life better you know

That uh this video is weird let’s buy the hostility extractor sounds ominous what is this dude meat on a bone or something looks like when I smack Mobs with it it removes their hostility and adds a bunch of deaths for me why hello Mr husks would you like to be friendly

Ow ow okay I smack you I make you hostile and ow ow I take a bunch of deaths you guys cool are we buddies now yeah nice friendly Huss come on mummy Chester it’s time to make some friends hello buddies befriend the zombie hello Mr skeleton want to be my friend very

Nice new green friends what’s up buddies I befriend you just gotta remove all their hostility yeah there we go get up from Chester Yeah dance party Chester oh yeah oh yeah this is weird standing so close to zombies let me just strike myself with lightning a little bit Peter

Uh sorry Mr Chester don’t mind me just getting struck by lightning over and over again ooh the giant ravager settlement Key sounds pretty cool let’s see where we gotta go this way come on I think I found it it doesn’t look like a normal Outpost oh yeah this ain’t no

Ordinary Outpost oh my goodness hello boys oh no pardon me excuse me get lightning oh man this lightning power is so good oh my God oh my God so many bad guys attack okay what do I gotta do here whoa that’s a big ravager uh world’s first passive

Ravager oh hey buddy how you doing looking cute my dude this is so terrifying probably shouldn’t have believed a sign you know inside of an outpost hey stop it get lightning okay looks like I need three skull catalysts hmm if I was a skull Catalyst where

Would I hide this whole house is empty why do you guys not have furniture is that just a part of being evil you just have no couches or beds oh there’s some bad guys up there and you know what they say if there’s bad guys you’re going the

Right way pardon me excuse me oh there is a chest up here yeah skull Catalyst all right just need three more of those I assume they’re at all three of the outposts we’ll make our way up as deadly as possible hey yeah skulk number two pardon me boys just gonna pacify you

Real quick there we go all right that’s better now they’re my friends they still look just as horrifying as normal and all the skull catalysts are acquired ah you’re so cute man I’m sorry to have to corrupt you the game told me I had to if

I put three skulks down whoa oh my goodness oh no I’ve corrupted our poor little friendly boy what was once a passive ravager is now a warden ravager wait I have an idea can I pacify you wait no be passive again my boy you’re all right you can do it yeah

There he goes back to normal ah back to his glorious cute Paths of self and uh his pen is a nice upgrade it’s cool looking goodness gracious is that a million deaths dude you’ve really hooked me up my boy let’s buy the bad egg oh and we can buy the Warped Fortress key

As well well this bad egg is powerful dude that’s a lot of powers so one of the powers whatever I right click a mob I gain an egg charge and I can use a charge to summon a bad chicken uh which kills me of course and then I have this

Poison as well very nice very nice the bad chicken likes to dance I guess but also the poison can erode Bedrock which will probably be useful later I guess if I have to go to the void or something maybe I gotta go to the roof in the

Nether I don’t know in the meantime let’s head to the Warped bastrous no literally it’s called a warped bastrous I I don’t know what that means did you just munch my butt can you not do that Chester oh that looks like something spooky yeah warped bastrous unlocked

What love lovely whoa snap dude this place is huge uh okay interesting there is bedrock here wait I know just what to do excuse me sir can I borrow you thank you now if I just hatch a bad egg hello bad chicken is that gonna melt away the

Bedrock okay yeah there it goes it’s working keep going bad egg very nice oh snap what’s this down here okay Bedrock is melted and looks like there’s some secret ways to die down here don’t mind if I do yeah oh oh forget like uh what is happening down here dude like wither

Skulls can I just jump in it yeah take me out ouch okay that’s giving me some nice deaths some nice Soul fire deaths well that should be more than plenty to buy our last item the Dead End Key take me to the end or not or spawn an End

Portal I guess that works too I thought I’d be going on quite a journey but uh no when you die as much as I have the end just comes right to you I guess let’s head into the dead end ouch okay this is no ordinary end we’ve

Got a skeletal dragon and uh looks like we’ve had some past people try to take him out with no success whoa he looks awesome dude okay now how do we take out the dragon dude our bad egg says that I can use an end Crystal to turn it into a

Super bad egg I don’t know let’s try it let’s jump right up here okay so we use our bad egg okay well here goes nothing yeah all right I destroyed it oh goodness gracious okay that turned our egg into a super bad egg what does this

Do what eat to become the ultimate death hack okay well here goes nothing let me eat the bad egg ah yes I’m delicious oh my goodness the dragon’s getting sucked towards me I am one giant death black hole nothing can stop me oh no do I just

Corrode all the blocks around me well I uh I guess I have become deaf anything that touches me dies except maybe the Subscribe button you can touch that and you’ll be fine check out battleblocks crafty versus bionic first link in the description