Craftee – Minecraft but I can Buy Armor

I’m gonna set a Minecraft world record by surviving one million damage hello Mr one punch bug boy hit me as hard as you okay I gotta do better to block a million damage are you flaming me up there all right I’ll be back I’ll take a punch from you luckily we have custom

Armor that blocks powerful attacks and has unique abilities to fight him back well looks like the cheapest armor I can buy is 10 uh Shields or something I don’t know hey uh Mr cardboard man how do I get shields I don’t have enough damage points I don’t know what that

Means but I’m gonna jump off a cliff real quick that’s always my go-to in solving problems ouch okay I took three hearts of damage and now I have three points hello zombie okay well I wanted you to light me on fire or whatever for money purposes but

It’s cool Hello spider hey spider can you and Munch on my eyeballs real quick please ah thank you thank you okay that’s enough that’s enough okay okay okay let’s head back into our shop here now that we have 15 damage points I should be able to buy our cardboard armor oh mob strength

Increase that’s uh great I guess hey hey ah looking good dude all right well that gave me a little bit of armor yeah I look funny I like my little shoes I am the walking sentient Amazon package well if we’re gonna be taking a lot of damage

I’m gonna need a lot of food thank you very much yellow squares oh this is a really bad idea oh should I Mr Iron Golem you want to smack me up a little bit let’s let’s see okay that does a lot of damage oh goodness okay well I’m dead oh that was

A bad idea oh no my number isn’t zero okay every time I die I get reset that’s good to know sorry dude that’s my bad that’s my bad imagine this you you’re chilling protecting your village some random dude in cardboard just runs up and punches you oh goodness gracious

That’s a lot of zombies yeah get em dude happy attack oh gosh I’m not equipped for this I don’t have the armor yet oh gosh I don’t have the powers to do this man I’m punching them with a flower oh goodness oh whatever I punch mobs the

Number goes up as well okay okay okay okay heading back into the shop it’s time to make some upgrades hey look at that we can buy an armored Chester oh it’s armor okay I thought he was like a cake with like blueberry frosting or something you’re coming with me Chester

Buddy armor doubled all right and let’s buy some scrap armor am I wearing a trash can at least it’s better than cardboard hey looking good Chester you ready for an adventure buddy yeah oh gosh oh no no Chester close your mouth dude okay there we go all right Chester

Let’s get some damage shirt or something hey I got some extra hearts with his armor as well hello zombie boys I’ve got a new ability yeah check it out every time a mob damages me now they take a Wither effect which is real nice why are you calling me Stinky or something just

Because I wear a trash can as a dress doesn’t mean you can call me Stinky oh I’m gonna die I’m gonna die okay the armor is good but it’s not that good yet oh wait wait wait wait wait wait Chester help me out buddy eat them yeah open

That mouth eat them up dude oh goodness an Iron Golem’s job is very hard dude these mobs are way too strong man good job Chester I’m proud of you buddy all right the village is saved I am out of here dude as fun as it is to be an

Off-brand Iron Man I’m ready for an upgrade let’s get our ninja armor uh Mob strength has increased that’s exactly what I needed today awesome let’s try this bad boy out oh snap it’s ninja crafty oh I’m super fast dude look at me I can Sprint across mountains and break

My toes oh I can also do like a dash attack oh my goodness I almost died whoa what the heck is that come Chester Adventure awaits oh it’s like a boxing ring looks like there’s there’s a zombie in there oh goodness he’s bigger than I thought he was gonna be Chester get

Ready for battle ah I still do only two damage but all right ow all right oh goodness he does a lot of damage to me man he does a hundred damage to me right now thank goodness for my armor oh that’s almost a dead craft okay come on Chester bite him in the

Butt or something come on oh wait a minute I’ve gotta trick up my sleeve Chester I’m a ninja with Ninja Powers okay okay that hurt my forehead a lot but I did some damage yeah oh two hit dude let’s go how did look Chester look pretty cool good news we reigned

Victorious and I got a heck ton of damage points as well so right away I can unlock the puffer fish armor and mobs are stronger cool oh snap I have three bars of Health now that’s nice oh my goodness Chester did you see that dude I have like a puffer

Fish attack I can break blocks yeah I can damage mobs oh I like it yeah I know just the place to use this oh hello buddy oh my goodness you’re horrifying oh man you’ve really been upgrading huh yeah you can’t even damage me anymore dude I got puffer fish armor he just

Died okay and yeah take this pillagers yeah that was quite satisfying yeah I will destroy it with my own prickly body forehead attack what do you want some more this is what you get for messing with the Villagers oh if I do this real carefully I can rescue the alleys as

Well oh gosh I’m so sorry about your brother that’s that’s my bad oh next up we got the creeper armor let’s go yeah check me out it took some of my hearts away but now I can explode it’s like the puffer fish but with more you know Pizzazz yeah explosions I’m making my

Way down to bedrock oh goodness I fell in a cave ah yes hello little buddy have you seen okay hello spider goodbye oh my goodness that’s a rare mob dude you got a spoon and everything hello creeper yeah a little taste of your own medicine explosion oh I like this taking revenge

On the cave I’m just an innocent little creeper back up zombies yeah oh when I’m in water I don’t explode block uh like real creepers very cool oh my goodness that gave me so many damage points hey guys could you go away please thank you we can make some serious upgrades now

Let’s buy our Knight armor ah yes very nice and I can buy an iron golem armor as well is that crafty on top dude I get an iron golem Mech oh now we’re talking yeah look at it look a little crafty sitting on top we got two new Farmers

This time let’s see what these puppies can do what the heck where am I now oh my goodness I think I know why I’m here the nether people are creeping on our land this is a job four oh press the wrong button light crafty coming to the

Rescue wait wait hold on where’s my Valiant Steve there he is Chester will you be my Valiant Steed I’ll just jump on you no not in you jump on you come on Chester get ready for battle hello gentlemen I’d like to ask you kindly to go back to your home okay fine you

Punched me in the face that’s cool oh goodness there’s a lot do a lot of damn dude okay hold on hold on power I can shoot arrows out of my face oh now we’re talking run run run run and Fire fire I am the champion oh this pseudo

Armor looks so cool dude but it looks even cooler on a t-shirt ow hey chill I’m trying to do a merch integration yeah we have three new shirts available crafty’s night armor get yourself knighted two for a buy two get one free crafty dots door oh my goodness that’s a lot of pigs

Wait hold on hold on hold on I have another armor to try out here look at me dude I’m a Mecca wait hold on don’t kill me dude I’m massive now hello boys I don’t know what my power is how do I control this thing I’m like crafty

Tui or something ah oh my goodness I can launch them in the air and cablabo yes take this yeah oh I like this power dude all right yeah I just launch him in the air and now to stop the evil piglins ouch yeah and we’ve broken the portal and nether come

Back let’s buy ourselves some frosted tips uh I mean Frost armor yeah I like how he squats oh this Iron Golem is never gonna get old but I’ve gotta move on Frost armor go hey looking sweet dude or uh cool I should say looking cool oh

Goodness I’m in a cave now that’s fine everything’s fine am I fire resistant check it out oh I’m not I’m not fire resistant okay okay oh my goodness what the heck is that oh venomous spiders yeah I can tell dude I’m getting a ton of damage from it though oh I just can’t

Die right now I’ll lose all my armor points or the damage points or whatever back up monsters hold on do I have a power yeah oh that’s cool kill me oh I’m on one heart it’s fine I can shoot ice spikes out of my face though that’s pretty cool yeah take that

Monsters freeze oh they have so much health dude come on yeah hey Mr creeper very nice to meet you wow that was pretty cool oh all right all right I’ll stop with the puns well I took out the venomous spiders and I’m already at 120 000 damage points but uh

Can’t quite tank a million damage yet so let’s make our next upgrade lickety split let’s try out some exoskeleton armor what the heck I’m on the surface oh my goodness that’s a bad guy he’s burning down the phone it’s like a flaming Iron Golem dude this looks like a job four exoskeleton

It looks kind of lame as far as armor goes how do I go from this to this dude I I feel like I could stub a toe by sneezing too hard it’s fine I hope you have some simple Powers Mr exoskeleton wait why oh goodness gracious let me eat you dude

Ah I can’t eat them it’s too heavy okay think here oh my goodness that’s a lot of zombies hold on let me play Hot Potato with you real quick yeah and oh oh dude I can throw the zombies at the zombies oh yeah take that wait a minute

I think I know what I gotta do all right if I pick up a zombie I can throw it at the Golem to do damage to him is that gonna work this seems ridiculous and I like it yeah oh goodness oh goodness come on zombie get him yeah I like this

Power this is cool who needs a sword when you can oh when you can toss zombies huh yeah yeah we got him dude and I got myself uh I got a flower from that it’s cool I didn’t want cool loot anyways here you go chicken you can fly oh I like it hold

On I can make pigs fly hold on let me find some water real quick just in case you don’t fly very far and yeah yeah yeah oh gosh did he make it yeah he made it how do you like it dude he looks a little distressed I’ll be honest with

You well that was fun what could a man love more than eating zombies robots what’s that beautiful robot boy I don’t have any legs but I’m hoping I float otherwise it’s gonna be a hard time getting around let’s buy our robocrafty armor which also is a cool shirt equip

Yourself with your own armor huh who are you gonna choose team Robo Boop beat Boop merch integration let’s see where I end up at oh I’m at a village Mighty Village I am here to help I am robocrafty oh I do float around I don’t need any legs that’s cool y’all guys

Need help with anything or whatever oh no this is probably why I’m here huh wow this place is gorgeous dude oh I see a little Taylor wagon oh that’s cool my power is I can teleport around and I leave like a dangerous trail behind me Mr glorious rainbow silverfish would you

Like to see my death Trail hey yeah take this I I don’t know how this power Works ow oh my goodness the silverfish does so much damage dude you are power wait why am I running away I can just teleport right ouch okay so if I teleport through

Him it leaves a death trail behind me that does damage to him apparently yeah hold on it’s time to bring out the big guns yes he’s already cowering in fear all right yeah and now we’re talking a little flying tortilla take this silverfish monster oh goodness I’m gonna

Die okay okay okay that’s not working I might need to go to a ranged approach let’s ice this bad boy ice attack yeah how about you go and cool off Mr silverfish yeah there we go there we go this is cool I make a little water Bridge we got him under

We got him got him die there I was all my 500 000 points I got let’s spend them before I lose them huh the Angelic armor yes looking delightful my boy I like your wings and I got some space for the space armor as well delightful well let’s try on the wings

And see how they fit the do not try to become an angel over here man here we go dude can I fly with it yeah also shoot like fireballs and stuff oh yeah oh my goodness that’s incredible dude this is my favorite Power oh my goodness take that dirt

I gotta be a little careful where I use this bad boy let’s go see if I can blow something up huh whoa hey I found something over here what is his place hello uh hello hello oh goodness it’s a little Pillager campsite dude they sit on these little logs and think about a

Raiding villagers homes hey Mr Golem I got you buddy what the heck’s going on here dude they might be out on a raid right now so uh run as fast as you can the fire is still lit so they must be nearby run be free my boy oh gosh

They’re here oh hello what’s up my boys yeah go ahead and shoot me yeah I don’t even take any damage the Iron Golem’s coming to help yeah get em dude now watch out buddy I’ve got a new power I gotta try out soup around and yeah oh my goodness now we’re talking you

Okay buddy sorry that’s my bad I’ll fix you up there you go good as new yeah goodness well I think we took out the pillagers that’s good take naps that’s incredible it always feels good taking out pillager’s stuff but wait that’s not all we’ve got a new armor to

Try and it comes with a space sword oh now we’re talking stand back boys I don’t know what kind of power this sword has inside of it and speaking of deals uh was no one talking about deals we have a super deal at our merch store three incredible new limited t-shirts

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Crafty dot store today well that’s not how you use it okay yeah I shoot out like a laser beam dude take this Pillager scum oh this is cool dude oh goodness the reinforcements are here yeah oh my gosh it’s incredible yeah yeah it breaks all the blocks in the

Ground it like one shots them oh my word I like my sword I just look at him and they explode yeah take this bad guys yeah good job Mr Golem oh I can just fly now oh I got a jet pack dude oh heck yeah we’ll save the rest of the Golems

Take out the rest of the Outpost and uh I think I’ll be on my Merry way yeah oh my word I love this dude can I spam it watch out Mr Golem can I do this safely yeah there we go not a scratch on him let’s see how much damage a creeper

Does like a half a heart of damage I can’t quite take a million yet but uh we’ll get there just need a couple more damage points here there we go and we can unlock the neutron star armor ah this will be really out of this world

Let’s put her on oh I’ve got a lot of Hearts now I look pretty awesome can I still fly hey I can still fly oh my goodness I can shoot a black a black hole projectile oh my goodness does that go on forever oh I should I should have read the ability oh Loads talk about Overkill hi zombie there you go just taking out one zombie at a time with black holes as one does oh we got an army of zombies they were once terrifying but now oh my word yeah they just die instantly dude I’m so overpowered man and there’s

A million damage points I can buy my last and final item yeah wow that is awesome looking all right black holes you do your thing I’m gonna go shopping real quick our final item looks incredible dude it looks like crafty meets cyberpunk villain or something the Uno bittatinium armor Uno

Uno Uno Battalion Uno uh oh unobtanium okay okay let’s buy it dude I obtained the unobtainable let’s see how it fits yeah oh yeah dude oh my gosh I look awesome I have so many hearts too my ability is full invulnerability I think it’s time I think we can finally take a million

Damage and survive let’s go find Mr one punch shall we there he is Mr one punch man alright my face is ready give me a smack on it as hard as you can maybe not as hard as you can but let’s do a million damage yeah wow finally someone who can stand my

Milia damage congrats I just broke the record yeah let’s do it again and again keep yeah let’s just see what happens yeah not too bad ah yes feels nice it’s like a nice little back massage