Craftee – Minecraft but If I Kill I DIE

I’m going to beat Minecraft but if I kill mobs I die but killing them will open up some custom loopholes to beat what should be an impossible challenge well here goes nothing so if I take out a spider I die well that’s a inconvenient

To say the least do I not get the drops either oh that’s very bad how am I supposed to beat this game dude oh here’s something drop blast resistance looks like if I craft that deaths no longer destroy the items I think I can find feathers and shipwreck hello

Shipwreck boy I got to be careful not to run into drowns paper no come on please no ah yes mending leather pants what every guy needs in his life attempt number two ah yes feathers let’s go I shall live out to the rest of my days on this island

With my turtle friends Leonardo donatell Gregory all right let’s craft our drop blast resistance so mobs drop items now which is good and I can upgrade to an inventory keeper just need some string and spider eyes what’s up buddy boy how are you yeah that keep inventory is going to

Be necessary I got some string though so that’s good oh goodness I Can’t Kill The Creeper cuz then I’ll die and all my stuff will get blown up oh no beone foul green exploding monster ah good news is I think I got the items I need inventory

Keeper made okay that’s going to be so nice now I can take you out creepy boy yes and I keep all my stuff now the next upgrade on the other hand lets me Spawn near where I died which I definitely am going to need cuz right now I still

Spawn all the way over here and I got to run back into the cave to get my items it’s fine just need some bones and some flesh oh wait a second can I use a flint and steel I mean I didn’t technically do the kill right excuse me Mr portal is

There a no okay I got to do this the oldfashioned way there we go loopholes we love them fire it wasn’t me it was the fire okay I take zero responsibility for this this is so slow it’s fine it’s fine we’re almost there no come on man

Fire is so slow okay we got him uh I did not die that’s great and I got some bones all right this is actually going to be decent it’s not the most efficient thing in the world but we’ll do what we have to do to complete the challenge no

No no no no no don’t kill me don’t kill me don’t kill me I’ll have no way to get back here no no no no yes ah the skeleton finished him off okay okay I think I got what I need put you in the middle got some bones and flesh Boom the

Respawn locator why hello Mr zombie can I smack you till you fall over this disappear okay not too bad uh I don’t spawn right where I died but it’s pretty close it looks like did he not drop rotten flesh what a jerk it’s still not the most inconvenient way to beat the

Game looks like I can upgrade to a drop Compass looks like I need Cactus and mummy rappings I don’t know what a mummy rapping is but it sounds like it’d be a good mixtape it’s my new rap name yo what’s up it’s young mummy okay let’s find a desert shall we Cactus acquired

You ever noticed that cactuses sound like wool when you break them Minecraft fun facts with crafting well there is a desert temple here I mean desert temple mummies I guess that makes sense hello boys oh gosh I don’t want to kill you giant husk six foot husk flint and steel

Activate it’s my it’s my strongest power oh my goodness I’m getting wrecked here dude come on man that’s too many husks my guys okay okay I can lure the small ones out that’s good I can dig a hole to trap them in come here husky boys there

We go I’m not killing them but I’m getting rid of them there we go what’s up guys just hanging out oh goodness there’s a lot of these big boys I might be able to safe spot them here if I can take them out all at once I may just end

Up dying once do you guys drop the mummy Parts I need okay uh yes is that it okay sweet we got our mummy wrappings let me just take out the rest of these guys a CMO oh gosh I hate this we’ve got our mummy wrappings turns out it wasn’t a

Mummy’s wrap album okay let’s grab some loot here oh Diamond horse armor C are Vanishing this is Terri terrible man all right all right we got some diamonds let’s get out of here wait actually I’m going to grab all these gunpowder and rotten flesh and stuff I may need that

Later and I don’t got to kill mobs to get it hey that’s a win-win let me just stack out of here oops maybe not with a cactus Compass acquired uh I actually didn’t read what this does directs you towards materials needed to upgrade well that’s good that would have been nice

For the mummy Parts huh what is our next upgrade oh oh my I can upgrade to the ultra movement that’ll get give me Buffs when I die which will be nice cuz I die a lot it is very expensive though Compass where do I go a there it goes Ah

That’s so convenient dude I’m putting a lot of trust in you Mr Compass I’m heading deep in the jungles I’ve got no idea what’s around the corner what if the compass leads me to my death oh wait that’s what this video is about okay that’s fine I guess okay I think I might

Be here are you bored bored no more introducing crafty weapons crush your boredom with over 20 weapons to choose for from vacuum up mobs plung her a mob’s face transform mobs into me dude so what are you waiting for get crafty weapons now from the Minecraft Marketplace I need slime balls like a

Witch hat a trident a drowned with a trident come here buddy boy it’s rare but please give that to me dude oh yeah he misses what he’s he’s got the aim of a stormtrooper ouch oh it does a lot of damage though oh no no no no no no no

Let me kill you ah no no no no well at least I still respawn close by I have The High Ground Anakin hey yeah hey and I got the Trident as well heck yeah okay now I need a witch’s hat and a slime ball okay found a nice little witch’s

Hut Mr witch you going to drop your hat for me is it made out of sand makes a sand witch give me your hat please sir hey I got it all right sweet I got a witch’s hat it looks funny man doesn’t fit my head very well looks like a

Pencil let’s grab some bowls of slime oh gosh I forgot what the challenge was for a second got the Slime balls now I need the fluorescent Frog Light or something like that Mr Frog you want to eat some slimes my boy there we go all right got

All the items I need to make my cool looking glasses I’m sorry witch hat I’ve got to use you to craft but you will not be forgotten upgrade acquired check that out I got nice new shoes I exclusively wear shoes that match my skin okay don’t

Judge me so now I get speed jump boost and fall damage immunity every time I die shall we test it yeah nice okay so every time I die I get adrenaline brush and that gives me lots of new powers I’m a speedy boy all right that’s quite nice

I still do die but at least when I respawn I get some extra Powers our next upgrade needs some venomous dring and ender pearls the rest I already have I’m not sure what venomous string is so good old Compass take me there oh through the mountain might have to go underground I

Guess that makes sense right spiders or something maybe there’s going to be some venomous cobwebs some venomous corn on the cob well here here goes nothing worst case scenario I die and I get an adrenaline rush so okay okay found a cave we got a little mine shaft over

Here that’s good and an Enderman hello buddy if you wouldn’t mind can I grab your balls please he didn’t like that he didn’t like that he didn’t like that this is terrifying oh no ah shoot it’s fine it’s fine I die close by I keep forgetting literally every kill I die I

Got to be a little more careful yeah ender pearl acquired now we just need those venomous uh whatevers whatever it’s called venomous little Cobble boys well I found some corn on the cob is this what I’m looking for well that drops normal string do you drop venomous

String my boy oh gosh I hate this I hate this I hate cave spiders so much they’re so small I hate small things except when they’re cute like puppies and stuff looks like it drops some string aha venomous string acquired ow come here venomous boy give me some of that

Venomous string heck yeah nice just need one more just need one more all right let’s get the heck out of here I don’t like this place very much there we go up upgrade acquired the sweeping slashes empowers and enlarges your attack range okay so how how close is my attack range

How does this work can I just take out a cow from a mile away yeah no okay let’s try this again wa that was cool so if I attack a mob yeah it’ll do damage to nearby mobs as well ah back in the cave well that’s nice at least gives me a

Little more attack range maybe I can take out a couple mobs at once to make my deaths more efficient that’s that’s a weird thing to say I want to make my deaths as efficient as possible ah there’s a nice little village over here that’ll be a change of pace hello boys

Got any loot for me wow team trees I do have some emeralds from that mummy Rap God or whatever uh anybody I can trade with anybody got some custom items he just closed the door on my face I can buy a bookshelf for N9 old hemorrhoids

Very nice hey uh Mr Golem you might not want to stand right there above lava he’s got like one single pinky toe just holding on for dear life ooh next item is a Pillager armor that that’s cool looks like we’re taking on an outpost this way well howdy Mr Outpost oh gosh I

Can’t take any of these guys out I shall burn them he’s just standing in the fire like this is fine oh gosh fine we’re going in hand inand combat heyy I’m back baby oh looks like my new upgrade got me strength four as well so that’s good

Come closer everyone I have a present for you all it’s death Banner acquired now I just need ravager horns I might get that from the chest here or carrots that’s fine too well I do have bad Omen now so I guess I can try to start a raid or something oh

Gosh I got to go back to that Village it was so nice and peaceful oh I feel a little bad I got to do what I got to do get inside boys it’s going to get dangerous out here oh my goodness there’s too many of them I can Clump

Them up and get them all at once okay no Jeremy get inside dude I just need the ravager horns that’s all I need come on buddy drop them for me come on yeah we got them and looks like I’ve got them too the ravager horns are mine let me

Just take out the rest of these guys real quick all right we got the raid done we’ve got our ravager horns I’ll call that a win just to taunt them I shall craft it on top of the Outpost Pillager armor acquired check me out looking cool now huh I like how it shows

Off my one chest hair I’ve named him Franklin ooh the power is cool not only do I get a bunch of armor now but when I die I become undetectable for like 15 seconds or something that’s helpful should we try it out can he shoot me in

The face please oh gosh I have so much armor he doesn’t do any damage to me anymore dude Pillager armor op man I still die when I take out mobs but your boys getting overpowered our next item looks like a nether item I have to go to

The nether anyway cuz I need blaze rods so I I guess let’s do it dude I already have my beautiful flint and steel ah check it out abandoned no more is there enough please yes I think that’s enough plenty of obsidian dude yeah fastest nether of all time world record

45 minutes crushed it what’s the Minecraft speedrun like 12 hours or something what it’s like 11 seconds well no time to waste ha okay we’re right next to a Bastion that’s good I need I think golden uh golden drips golden black Straits golden G Gilden black Stones golden golden black what is it

Called ah Gilden black Clon nail it I also need something called a piglin Tusk so I guess I got to slap some piglins well we can start with getting our uh gilded black slates our golden black stons hello good sir oh I got a nugget

From that I might need to find my gilded Blackstone inside a chest down here which is going to get a little spooky oh gosh I have to take out a piglet anyway for the Tusk or whatever so oh gosh hello boys oh no I only have one piece

Of gold I can’t make any golden armor this is going to get dangerous chest please have yeah yeah gilded Blackstone okay I got what I needed from that I can take out these piglins oh no gosh I spawn in the Overworld dude our next upgrade allows us to spawn in the nether

But in the meantime I guess I’ll be doing some running okay looking for a piglin Tusk uh that guy looks like he might drop it hello good man do you got a Tusk for me my dude okay I got to take him out yes grab it grab it no no ah

Shoot run run run run run yeah we’ve got the piglin Tusk dude and some spectral arrows ah some Diamond pants looks great with my FIT really matches my shirt too all right we’ve crafted our nether respawning item so now if I take you out hey okay okay that works awesome now I

Don’t have to be too afraid to die in the nether looks like our next upgrade needs blaze rods so might as well Venture on to a fortress guys I messed up big time I die so slowly cuz of my piglin armor okay let’s find a fortress gosh dang it Fortress acquired hello blazy

Boys let me make a shield real quick can I make a green shield I’m not sure if I’ve ever tried this yeah there we go it’s a brown Shield I made from Green logs let’s make it ominous looking yeah now we’re talking I’ve taken out the

Pillagers and now I’ll take you out too stand back foul blazes okay gosh this is going to be very annoying he oh triple kill that was rad give me all the blazes you have this is a stick up imagine seeing this from an outside perspective a dude rushes in

Kills your Blaze buddy and then just instantly dies and you just see a clone of him running back all right well I guess I’ll do this for a while till I get all the blaze rods I need 2 hours later 10 rods that should do it one

Pearl please my boy thank you very much and there’s the upgrade we’ve got the timely totem that sounds pretty cool infinite uses but can only be used once a minute okay that’s actually pretty nice so it’s like a totem of undying except it refreshes every minute basically that honestly will be very

Useful dude shall we try it I got to head to the end anyways hey that worked dude now I just got to wait a minute to use it again but that’s all right we’ll get our pearls then we’re heading to the dragon it’s kind of annoying to wait a

Minute between each kill but it’s better than running back here so montage and one last kill boom 15 pearls that should certainly do it oh man I do only have 11 blaze powder I’m really hoping that’s going to be enough I guess it wouldn’t

Be the end of the world to go back to the nether but I’d prefer to take out the dragon I’m ready for it oh wait do I need to use my ender pearls can’t I just squat for it to tell me where the stronghold is yeah tell me where to go

Magical Arrow I have been looking for this stupid portal for like 10 minutes dude this is the most confusing thing of all time but we’re here yeah all right plenty of Eyes of Ender in here kaboom baby let’s take out this dragon as long as I haven’t killed a mob in the last

Minute I should be able to take out the inner dragon and not die the only problem is I got a little exciting and I don’t have a bow so I’m going to use my diamonds to make a diamond pickaxe and then I’ll just mine endstone to stack up

For the pillars all spawn points removed oh bad news man this is certainly going to be interesting let’s grab some Stone and we’ll take out the crystals this sounds kind of funny but if I die from the crystal explosions it’s not going to actually matter as long as I

Wait a minute till the next one but it looks like my Pillager arm was holding up pretty well pardon me excuse me I know I know be quiet magical Bean guide Hello Goodbye aha nailed it all right that’s the last one come down here dragon born let me show you how a real

Man dies I I don’t know what that means come on get him yes oh goodness he launched me it’s fine it’s fine uh will I take fall damage yes I will all right I have to be very careful now I got to wait a minute I think that counts as a

Death I got to wait for a minute for my totem to respawn no no no no don’t kill me now don’t kill me now please wait I can’t kill him either I’ll die oh gosh no no no no no no okay I’m just running away it’s fine it’s fine everything’s

Fine what the heck why is there a cow here ah smack him yes no come on dude a come on one more hit yeah baby we’ve done it we have taken out the dragon when every kill I die well except for the dragon but you know there’s only one

Thing left to do jump into the void yeah thanks for watching don’t forget to hit the like button and I’ll see you guys in the next video bye oh