Craftee – Minecraft but Kills = World Size

I’m stuck in this tiny Circle but every time I kill a mob the circle expands I can’t just kill any mob though I have to kill specific mobs at specific times if I want to free myself from this circle’s curse our first challenge the cursed clucker keep your eyes peeled for a

Deadly chicken oh I heard something oh goodness gracious hello Mr Chicken you look quite angry at me no no no no come back come back come back hold on give me some seeds thank you hey come on hello curse chicken you mind if I smack you

Till you die no come back come back no no no don’t come back there we go took out the curse my challenge is Undead fisticuffs take my fisticuffs okay incorrect kill oh I might need to kill it just with my fist interesting so I gotta take out mobs sometimes in

Specific ways yeah correct look how big this circle is already I’m becoming a big bow the bully buzzer the heck does that mean oh we’ve got a beehive is there a bully in here I haven’t seen a bully since middle school and high school and adulthood

That scared me dude hello bully p Jordan I should say don’t ask me why his name’s Jordan ah take that bully bee that’s what you get pacifist kill oh say that five times fast pacifist killed pacifist kill Passover a pacifist is somebody that doesn’t fight how am I gonna take

Out a mob without fighting the Sun the bright shining Sun I guess we could also do fall damage although I don’t know how we’re gonna lead a mob high enough to take fall damage I don’t know I think I’ll count on the good old Sun just

Gotta get a zombie up in here Nightfall is coming we gotta act fast look at how fast I’m going speedrunning this bad boy I made a button on accident I’m not built for the speed runs I’ve got an idea boys we shall build a trap that’ll also be my house at some point

Okay let’s build a little trap I’ve got a pretty good idea I’m a genius There’s a Zombie Perfect come here zombie boy okay make a door real quick perfect perfect glorious I shall trap the zombie inside where are you dude hello buddy boy come on my brains are very tasty yeah come

Right in here dude I don’t have a whole lot of brains but it’ll be pretty nice it’ll be a nice appetizer you’re trapped I I think just stay in there zombie you’re in timeout you ate too many brains and I’m upset and now we wait

Come back to me son I need you there we go there we go yes get em good job son smack em yeah we got it dude I’m a genius and just like that we uh can turn this trap into a new home it’s little small and it smells a rotten flesh but

We take those I got a nice safe house the next challenge is spider shooter hello skeleton boy I do have two arrows so that’s good I assume I gotta shoot a spider with a bow right let’s grab some of this string we’ll make a nice bow hit

Your head yeah and we’ll take out the spider crashing it dude that circle’s quite large challenge fish a fish okay is there any water here I mean I guess I could just cry into a bucket I don’t know a fish Spawn from my tear ducts I don’t see any water hey there’s water

There’s our fishing pole and we can do some fishing in the tiniest Pond anybody’s ever seen it’s got eggs in there so I mean there is light what am I gonna find the Goldfish I just pull out a shark oh got it yeah oh my goodness I

Got a puffer fish dude that was rare did I win the challenge no do I have to eat the fish come on fishy boy yeah there we go got a rock cod got em dude I guess puffer fish don’t count as fish even though fish is in the name feed a dog a

Bone no problem take out a little skeleton here give me your bones thank you wait wait wait feed a dog a bone that’s not gonna kill the dog is it hello skeleton boys can I borrow a couple bones little dog nearby is hungry I see little tiny feet well hello little

Pupper boy shall I feed you some bones there we go ah I got a new best friend what’s up Wolfie boy um okay that didn’t win the challenge oh I see you gotta take out a skeleton huh come on buddy let’s get you some bones he likes some

Fresh off the skeleton get him boy oh they’re they’re stuck okay what what happened it’s the deadly stare down yeah there let’s make a nice Soul Stone hope um that should be all the tools right I’m not sure what counts as a tool hey unless you’re counting me wait no I’m a

Tool but a good kind tool hello zombie boy oh he’s got a pickaxe I see the zombies have tools they’re becoming self-aware take out that got some hoes get him oh no he’s got a sword oh gosh my sword broke wait a second if I kill a

Zombie using a sword that counts I killed a pickaxe zombie with a pickaxe there we go I see how to do it I’ve gotta take the mob out with the correct tool oh no my pupper did spoon attack yeah oh my gosh okay finally yeah we got

Him dude that only took me 10 minutes to do okay blocked explosive is our next bit uh before I do that one though I want to check out the village and see if there’s anything good in here a purple bed okay I don’t want that oh uh they’re

All purple toss out these extra tools I don’t need those ah a blue bed now we’re talking I don’t don’t see any loot in this Village here it looks kind of decrepit and green there’s like spider webs everywhere it’s been abandoned for a long time whoa but our circle is huge

Man lots of room for activities I’ve been sitting in my trap I mean my home thinking about what this challenge might be I guess I’ve got a block an explosive well that’s a challenge name I’m figuring I gotta use a shield and then block a creeper is kind of what I think

I don’t think I need TNT hopefully so we’ll grab some of this iron plenty up here for us there we go got myself a shield let’s block one of those explosives hello creepy boy and block it yeah did that count did that count hey crushing it dude now I wonder how far I

Can go in this cave it looks kind of dangerous I might wait till later next up a thorn in my side uh there might be berry bushes around here you know those prickly boys never said I can’t kill me as dark as that sounds hello bushes okay

Sit in you oh the Thorns so deadly did that work okay that seems to be doing nothing well I’m not really sure what it’s asking me I’ll do some thinking I’ll get some iron in the meantime looking good the only other Thorns I can think of is Thorns you have on Armor so

I might have to do some enchanting my dude oh right I can’t kill mobs stand back skeleton are you gonna give me that warning every time I kill a mob dude I know I get it incorrect Kill ah yes a gaggle of creepers that’s the plural version of Creeper a gaggle of creepers

I don’t know diamandes nice man we got a bunch wow the circle has expanded very far we can go deep in this cave oh hello good man Mr iron chest plate what happens if I hit you come on in buddy the water is warm yeah yeah I didn’t see any armless red guys

Around here last time I saw this place looks abandoned there’s no scent of villagers around here and I’ve got a nose for spies don’t ask me what that is it just sounded cool to say our circle is pretty far now there might be another Village around here somewhere haha just

On the outskirts of the circle now keep your eyes peeled boys one of these guys is a spy is it you answer me this question if I give you 70 emeralds how much is that worth one piece of dirt all right it’s definitely a normal villager

I’m looking for a spy oh that man I spy with my little eye oh something a little out of place here hmm I wonder where the Spy could be it looks like a normal villager oh I don’t know about that hold on I can spy on the Spy just don’t let

Him see me okay he looks like an ordinary villager his arms are a little odd wait listen he’s making Pillager noises that’s the Spy hello buddy yeah yeah yeah totally a normal villager huh what happens if I punch you it’s a Pillager get him ah yeah dude nailed it I’m glad it said

Correct if it said incorrect death that’d be a little sad looks like we’ve got a little secret hidey hole down here it’s not very secret pretty obvious as soon as you get through the door but let’s see what’s down here we got some chests oh my goodness a ton of arrows

Man how many arrows do you need are you pillaging the world Chester what’s up were you spying on the Spy little spyception going on here yeah come with me on the journey me boy challenge raiding the Beast oh gosh not good you ready for a rave my dude what’s that you

Have something for me what do you got oh snap nice a nice sword my dude we got some cookies for our battle might as well come on Chester let’s do this thing get ready for anything there they are you’re spies to no chance against us yeah take that monsters you and your 7

000 arrows for some reason you sent your worst spy you need to learn how to speak the Villager language man yeah did I take them all out who’s left I still haven’t won the challenge yet it says the raiding Beast I assume that’s the ravager huh what’s up buddy don’t mind

Me oh gosh oh no no no yeah get him Chester oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh no no I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die fight him in the butt Chester ah very little hearts very little hearts I can use a shield if I need to lock his

Attack smack him yes get him Chester yeah bottom dude Chester look at that magnificent sight my dude the circle is so big I literally can’t even see it over there it hasn’t rendered the next challenge uh crossbow is better than an ax why you gotta be cryptic man I have a

Crossbow I I’ve got an ax combined become a crossbow ax what why give me the side eye dude what you have a better idea the vindicators uh I guess they have an X I’ll admit it it’s a good idea but where are we gonna find a mansion

Dude oh hey look a mansion well if a crossbow is better than an ax I guess I can take one of these guys out hello buddy yeah crossbows better than an ax take this get him Chester yeah hey crushed it did that work yeah all right Chester I’ll admit you got some pretty

Good ideas now an ax is better than magic wait does that mean that magic is worse than a crossbow I’m not gonna question it hello boys do you mind if I smack you with the ax yeah jumped over your alligators can’t touch me dude hey

Two in a row man oh gosh now I I gotta go I gotta go pardon me flying demon creatures just gonna sit out here and eat a cookie or two yeah take him out Chester it looks like he’s hunting down like fireflies or something oh what are they called

Dragonflies you know those guys like the insects that shine with their butt next up shoveling snow ah there’s snow how convenient seems like everything we need is inside the circle which I guess makes sense it’d be hard if something I needed was outside the circle the challenge

Says shoveling snow do I have to kill the snow take that snow yeah hope you learned your lesson what is this evil snow is this Mr Freeze for Batman all right well that’s not working do I gotta kill a mob with snowballs it doesn’t do any damage does it ah snowball fight

Wait snowballs don’t do damage do they yeah take that okay that’s not working oh wait a minute there’s pumpkins here okay okay I get it I’ve gotta make a snowman I see what you’re doing hello buddy ow what your snowballs do damage All Right This Means War

Looks like I brought a sword to a snow fight dare crushed it incorrect kill what what do you mean do I gotta shovel you shovel there we go did that work I shoveled them yeah there we are picky these challenges are I don’t know why I said that like Yoda these challenges are

Okay frog snacks uh they’re just getting more and more cryptic man I’m not here to solve Clues what am I Blues Clues Scooby-Doo’s well I guess we keep following the circle line until we see a swamp of some kind I found a swamp of some kind now frog snacks oh my goodness

That’s the fastest slime I’ve ever seen in my life oh my word ah they’re so cute man I like little baby slimes if I take out a baby slime does that work I know that frogs eat baby slimes okay no maybe you have to get a frog to eat a slime

Yeah get them okay did that work he just ate them there we go thanks Mr Frog he did all the work for me I just fed him the food oh my goodness that’s a lot of slimes why are you so fast you are you are too fast

Why are they so fast man I didn’t expect the hardest boss for me was to be a little slime boy little ruined portal ah our next challenge is nether crier so I guess I gotta head to the nether yeah but let’s PR let’s take out these slimes

Bro back off there we go now they’re cute little passive slimes ah they tickle please have obsidian yeah perfect tell finish our little portal here’s a nice convenient amount of obsidian pardon me slime boys it’s time for the Nether Nether crier I’m assuming is a

Gas where the heck did my portal go oh gosh well this is fine what could go wrong yeah oh I’m not good at this man I did not do good at baseball in junior high get them yeah take that boom baby ah gosh my circle reset and my portal is

Gone so hopefully I can find a way out of here stare down duel gotta take out an Enderman I guess hello Enderman boy ah you want to do a staring contest oh gosh I messed up did did I win ah easy peasy just gotta take down an Enderman I got a couple of

Ender Pearls that’s nice must be from my looting sword thanks to Mr Chester let’s grab a couple more pearls here next up snowball fight thankfully I do have plenty of snowballs here I assume I gotta pick a battle with blazes fun fact blazes are the only mobs that take

Damage from snowballs I don’t know if that’s true or not don’t fact check me hello how you doing there they are snowball fight go go oh gosh I’m gonna die yeah we got him snowballs do a lot of damage oh that’s not bad I should use this more often

It’s a lot of fun too let’s go stumble attack we’ll grab a few blaze rods well I think I’m done in the nether but I don’t have a way to get back home I think I died previously and I didn’t lose any of my items we’re taking a bit

Of a gamble here yeah okay good kept all my stuff nice nice the death Circle may be harsh but at least he lets me keep my items next up is spawn killing I think I would have already won the challenge because I killed those blazes I think I

Need to kill a mob as soon as it spawns but since the blazes have so much health I couldn’t kill him fast enough so I might be able to take out a silverfish fast enough so that’s my next goal let’s head to the stronghold this way I spy

With my little eyes something spawny okay spawn little guys hello boys anybody home weird the only time I want silverfish to spawn they aren’t oh this this is risky but uh do I just gotta kill the spawner is that what it’s asking for oh yeah okay good good good

Got plenty of eyeballs let’s go the final challenge boss time not a problem I got plenty of the circle to play around with here well thankfully have plenty of arrows from that spy from earlier so This circle ow chicken stop ow bro I have defeated this sir can you stop dude I have defeated the circle but a chicken has defeated me