Crafting a Body in Minecraft

Someone stole my body when I was busy dreaming about that subscribe button isn’t it gorgeous and clickable I’ve got to locate my body parts and upgrade them to find and beat those thieves oh no I’m just a little head Dude where’s my body my mom did say to try to get ahead in

Life I don’t think this is exactly what she meant look at this I’m shorter than a torch dude oh look at this the new crafty candle can I break blocks no I can’t I can’t do anything I have no fingertips just out here munching on the

Grass like a cow is there anything in here for me got to like jump off I have to like jump on the individual stairs wait a second can I even get food no I I can’t even get food cuz I can’t break blocks wait I can jump on the

Crops right and I get food that way hello little fox what are you doing here little buddy hi please don’t eat me I’m sure I look delicious hey bro give me my arm back no come back come here G give me my arm hey buddy buddy that’s not

Cool it’s not cool to take people’s body parts yeah all right I got it back and now I have an arm I can now punch I can’t break any blocks yet but at least I can punch stuff I shall punish you for stealing my stuff nope my

Arm does no damage that’s fine at least now I can get food question mark no okay well I guess I’m just going to starve to death that’s fine ah there’s some bread okay good and I have a puppy I shall plant it right here uh I shall vomit it

Right there yeah where am I keeping all this stuff dude am I just keeping all this in my mouth well let’s see if we can find some legs or maybe another arm or something zombo there are torches down here let’s see what we can find zombie can you not buddy I’m pick on

Somebody your own size my boy torches lead the way yes we’ve got a body finally we got a torso I look ridiculous dude my torso is very small ah my fists now deal one damage now I can take you out yeah take that I might be small but I’m powerful

Crushed it I still don’t have legs I’m just scraping the ground with my torso ah this will be a much better way to get around I can’t see over the mine cart but at least I don’t have to scrape my torso on the ground where will this lead

Me down the mine on the rail again can’t wait to get on the rail again okay things are changing uh we’re in some kind of sand biome hello oh gosh spiders I know I look small and delicious but please don’t eat my brains oh we got a

Little staircase here it’ll only take me 45 minutes to get up okay okay okay okay okay I’m going fast I’m going fast I’m going fast no no no no oh no Pillager Outpost why no thank you I am small innocent boy this is not good did you

Guys steal some Arms of Mine do you guys have some body parts first they kidnpped the alleys now they steal my pantaloons or the thing that goes inside the pantaloons nobody steals my legs and gets away with it yeah I’ll poke you in the eyes I might be short but I’m feisty

Hey yeah take this pillagers yeah you feel bad now huh you got taken out by a guy with no legs and one arm oh no they’re adapting and learning he’s higher up ah can I reach him no no no half a heart half a heart he’s falling

Down get him why do you have so much health compared to the others man no the death Ring Around The Rosy look at him just slowly just slowly going around the corner no thank you no thank you I’ve already had my death today we’ve got a

Boys am I smaller to fit in this hole is this a nice crafty size yeah the perks of being a short boy oh what’s this I got I got from him an outpost key okay let’s see what this is used for uh a crafting table no what does this have keep crafty

Busy we caught the baby dragon we just need more time the baby dragon oh man now I got to save a baby dragon don’t mess with babies bro as a person who was once a baby I take that personally offensive okay we got a little chest

Here is this what I got to use there chest unlocked okay now we’ve got I’ve got my left arm dude now I look um still weird I look still very strange I can now wield tools and weapons and I can now deal full damage I was nerfed before

I was so powerful so strong didn’t even notice I was nerfed okay some wood little bit of food just going to store all this in my mouth cuz I still don’t have any pants to put my stuff in n and for the first time I can actually hold

Items nice all right well let’s go see what else we can do we got to save this baby dragon dude now it’s time to head off to the desert to find maybe a leg would be nice get a leg up on the competition ouch oh no I do direct fall

Damage right to my body just Landing directly on my spleen yeah no no problem at all I like how my arms are behind me when I squat ow I’ve been wandering the desert for many hours uh honestly it’s been like 3 and 1/2 minutes but it’s

Felt like ours no water no food finally some green in my life okay what do we have here some nice old uh I do hear some bad guys though I might go ahead and punch these blocks now that I can get myself a you know little knife I

Don’t know if it’s called a knife when my body’s this small I just craft a full sword it’s just called knife it oh no stop it I’ll throw glass in your eye take that okay that did nothing an ancient evil has awoken using the power of boss weapons you can defeat it

Make use of each weapon’s four unique morph abilities and Empower them by completing challenging boss PKS will you defeat the four Prime evils boss mob weapons available now on the Minecraft Marketplace hit you into the cactus yeah take that buddy boy you got a bunch of prickles in your back now dude that’s

What you get for messing with tiny crafty the short King uh editor can you put a picture of shorts on the screen with a little crown on it yep that’s me king of all shorts dangerous I will need more food here pretty soon okay do a little bit of this little bit of

That go go go speedrun speedrun nail it nail it boom crushed it yeah I’ve got a full sword man this thing’s bigger than my entire body bro hello Andy vanol I crafted a new sword I like to try out on your face if you don’t mind anything

Special down here ah No Loot hold on I’m going to die if I jump down there let me munch on some carrots real quick before I solve your terrifying maze or whatever before I’m amazed by your puzles what do we got here uh rotten flesh not helpful

But I got some shiny emeralds I can shove in my eyeballs okay anything in here God loots terrible man what happened there’s my leg I’ll finally have a leg uh oh gosh okay I’m assuming that these guys are traps and the dark ones I can walk on oh gosh be very

Careful I haven’t died yet in my Naruto walk I got going on be careful crafty be very careful I don’t want to don’t want to walk in the wrong one okay I’m fine I’m fine fine just put my belly button on the ground as careful as I can oh no

Oh what what do he I stepped on it and nothing happened I thought I was going to be fine Speed Run oh no no okay I don’t like being patient okay okay it looks like I can stand on the very corner of them some of

Them are fine some of them are not all right nailed it and now I finally have my left leg look at me dude it’s like I’m a walking pogo stick or something a well that was convenient got over here nice and easy now I have this area

What’s going on over here hello is there a maze I have to do cactus have you learned about the secrets of the maze how do I get through this okay didn’t have to be rude didn’t have to be prickly or whatever what are you doing here buddy picking on a one-legged man

I’ll I’ll kick you hey yeah take that take take that wait hold on I forgot I to I just crafted a sword I’m not even using it yeah can’t do nothing now can you boys my newly acquired wooden toothpick crush it wait wait hold on I can’t run anymore dude I only walk

That’s sad I’m slowest to why I know I’m using only one leg but why am I walking slower than when I had no legs you know why is just my body faster than my legs what is happening man I am so lost dude does anyone know where I am does anyone

Know where the Subscribe button is if you find it can you press it for me it it might help me get out of here uh excuse me Cactus just squeezing on by uh uh am I the same place I was before my right leg we’ve got him I said we’ve got

Him come on why what’s going on hello something’s wrong might have to unlock it or something no no thank you to the afterlife you go uh I’m running very low on food Marys I might have start eating rotten flesh yeah there’s got to be something around here am I back where I

Started gosh dang it worst day of my life what’s over here anything a lever ah all I got that guy can I now get my left leg please Mighty maze oh no now I got to find where my leg was another lever okay there might be multiple well

There’s a bad guy over here that’s a pretty good sign right means I haven’t been here before I shall solve problems like I always do wandering around randomly I uh decided to cheat instead I just climbed up to the top of this thing there’s convenient little Bridges so I

Think somebody expected me to cheat no cheating crafty what oh what it tell ped me back that’s not cool I’m on one heart as well all right fine I guess I can’t cheat I got to do this the oldfashioned way all right boys let’s try to find

This thing shall we uh editor no not that oldfashioned puck have you seen anything around here oh gosh I broke him I’m so sorry pot he might have had Vital Information about where we got it oh never mind found it a ding sound that’s always good can I finally put my leg on

And yeah we’ve got my leg I can now Sprint thank thank goodness dude that was horrible and I have a nice little convenient ladder here well I have my full body now can I go and then find this baby dragon and stuff it’s my life’s mission to save this baby dragon

Oh gosh parkour parkour nailed it dude a nice little stairway up all right let’s see what else we got going on wait if the pillagers have already captured the baby dragon it probably wouldn’t be in the end okay it’s scary out here yay let me see if I can find a village around

Here or something I need some food for my body no Village yet but I did find this a jungle templ might as well take a little detour right I have plenty of rotten flesh to munch on and vomit a bunch I got to be very careful here man

I’m straight up one hit to death I hear some bad guys hello is there a baby dragon in here maybe oh gosh okay feet upgrade interesting so I’m going to upgrade more than just my normal body that’s cool yep yep yep that looks very bad for me I don’t like arrows inside my

Body that’s uh they like them when they stay on the outside Oh I thought I could cheese it and steal all the arrows the dispensers are locked I might be able to Juke it and jump right let me heal up a little bit here first before I try it

Okay okay we’re just going to jump over one oh gosh no no okay okay anvils that’s not cool man well at least I know if I die I’ll spawn right back here run run I’m just going to run through I’m just going to Sprint through come on can I make

It so close I jump to this one yes yes jump to this one all right all right we’re not doing so bad so far I just got to make it through a couple of these and I can Sprint by it yes you’re doing so good crafty thank you crafty you’re

Welcome crafty wait I do hear the button pressing is it cool if I stand on this ow no no no no I shouldn’t have done that I shouldn’t have done that that was a bad idea nailed it we’ve made it past the terrifying trap and now oh look at this

Dude I got a tickly Little Feather on my foot hey look at that dude I got little feathery feet a I like it oh I get like nice jump boost now look at that very nice I also Sprint a lot faster as well so that’ll be good cool man what other

Upgrades can I make to my body I will become a cyborg and take over the world not really I’ll take over the world but I’ll give everybody candy okay as long as they’re subscribed all right you heard that here if you’re subscribed you get free candy if you go to the store

And then have your mom buy it ah here’s a nice Village that didn’t take too long with my nice old sprinting toes any food around here boys h no just a pumpkin bed it’s not October anymore what do you think this is Halloween as if orange can

Only be used for Halloween ah hi Mr be boy you got a lot of bees going on over here man No Stealing beware of bees okay what’s going on dude 45 hay bales for a diamond heart upgrade that’s a lot of hay bales my guy okay there’s only a

Couple hay bales over here is there other hay bales I can get uh there’s more over here and more bees he did say No Stealing what happens hello be ow oh goodness gracious they do a lot of damage dude I’m just trying to get some food man No Stealing don’t worry I’m not

Stealing it I’m going to give it back to the farmer I’m actually doing him a favor by farming it okay okay run run run I just got to grab some of this wheat before I die from the angry bees well that’s unpleasant that’s unpleasant to have stingers in my eyeballs and my

Bum go go go go I need so much wheat for this man I got to load up on so much wheat excuse me bees I’m so sorry don’t worry the farmer will replant I don’t think I’ll have time to grab these hay bales before the bees get to me ah go go

Go ring around the hay bale no gosh okay okay how much hay do I have seven seven hay bales bro this is going to take me an hour okay I’m at 16 hay bales we’re almost there I just got to get stung in the eyes just 70 more times I’m not

Allergic to Stingers but I am allergic to pain and dying I don’t like dying okay what whatever it’s cool don’t try this at home okay don’t steal from bees until they sting you to death that’d be a bad idea mom crafty said I can steal from bees until I die no Jimmy Jimmy

Don’t do it just cuz you see in the crafty video doesn’t mean you should do it oh gosh oh gosh no no oh God is this going to be plenty 42 I’m so close I need 45 all right let me grab a couple more of these grab you and grab

You all right that’s plenty I got myself the diamond heart upgrade nice man it gave me a bunch of Hearts that’s good oh gosh is there a raid now okay that’s fine the villagers know that I’m here to rescue their baby dragon oh now that was easy Diamond skin upgrade nice all right

Very cool got a bunch of armor now so that’ll be convenient did that guy just take out his friend the back of your friend’s faces is not a great Target my guy nothing can stop me now it does feel kind of weird to have Diamond skin and

Then just a wooden sword but hey at least I can jump high and I got feathers on my toes those are the two requirements of a good day Diamond skin and feathery toes before I leave I might just make myself some bread I feel feel bad for stealing more from the bees but

Maybe I can get a knee upgrade the bees knees upgrade sorry sorry boys sorry boys sorry boys okay there’s a little bit of bread that should keep me full for at least a few minutes let’s see what else is around here a mansion oh maybe this is where they’re keeping

Their baby dragon goodness that’s a Tall Tree I feel so small next to it what are you a birch palm tree anyways it’s not a crafty video without a little bit of distraction yellow my boys weird it’s a very empty Mansion for such a large place there’s nothing much going on

Around here I mean fine with me oh no oh no oh no okay okay I spoke too soon there is an enchanted crafty upgrade I might have to take out this guy before I can unlock it come here let me smack you yeah take that my boyya hya that was no

Problem oh gosh except I got to deal with these little guys it’s very nice having armor now and at least more Hearts than usual less dying for me sounds like a great day for P I don’t know it it rhymed oh I hate these flying knife children can you stop please I’m

Trying to rescue a baby dragon it’s a noble cause okay I broke my sword on their face wait hold on I’m I’m just I’m just punching them and taking them out yo I think my fist might be more powerful now too must be the new diamond

Fist I got going on all right I’ve got levers when I see one of those I click it I’ve never had that go wrong before it’s still locked here is this a puzzle of some kind do I got to flick some levers what is this secret how do I

Unlock you another lever all right afflict that oh it breaks the chains looks like there might be one more lever around here keep your eyes peeled don’t look away from the screen never mind I already found it don’t even blink I deserve all the attention cuz now we

Unlocked it unlock unlocked it now that I unlocked I’ve got the enchanted crafty upgrade your fist can now destroy wooden gates okay that’s what I always wanted for Christmas to destroy wooden Gates no not really what I actually want for Christmas is the crafty comic book it’s

Very cool and I made it myself and I’m very proud of it and you can get it at crafty dot store well I guess destroying wooden fences is going to be valuable at some point soon we shall follow this path from the Mansion I smell Pillager

Feet don’t ask me why I know what Pillager feet smells like I don’t have an answer for you oh my goodness dude it’s like an entire Coliseum over here well there’s the wooden gates I guess I could use my magical fist now to break it oh that was way cooler than I thought

I don’t just break wooden gates I explode them very cool I feel very powerful oh my gosh that’s a lot of bad guys come on boys I can take you out no problem Oh I light them on fire I give them knockback a heck yeah my body has

Been upgraded you couldn’t keep me busy long enough you stole my body while I was sleeping and now I destroy yours is that is that the baby baby dragon don’t worry little buddy I’ll save you crushed it don’t worry little baby dragon I’ll save you I like this new

Power oh my gosh why are you so sad your wings are gone your whole body’s gone they stole your body parts too man I can literally relate I know exactly what you’re thinking don’t worry little guy I’ll help you I’ll find your body parts little buddies oh gosh there’s more of

Them they’re back um is this what I’m looking for baby Dr dragon wings it is it is okay I just got to grab all these body parts here oh gosh while dealing with these guys he wait you know what it’s fine it’s fine I’m just going to

Grab all these body parts first there we go there’s the dragon tail you guys are horrible how dare you steal first of all and secondly steal from a baby dragon bro there’s little baby dragon legs you missed ouch you evil beings how could you look at that baby dragon face and

Not want to subscribe I mean help him and there’s the dragon front legs I hope that’s everything I little boy needs don’t worry little guy I’ll fix you right up just a little bit of glue and yeah baby dragon he’s happy as ever and he’s left back to the end or he

Evaporated I don’t know but he did drop this dude a dragon crafty upgrade thanks baby dragon yeah looking good oh gosh what the heck no no no no no I did not know that this was going to happen oh check that out dude I can use fire

Breath now uh uh can I fly as well no yes I can what’s up boys oh he’s spawning minions of his own it’s fine I’ve got baby dragon breath now yeah one hits him dude how dare you steal the baby dragon even though like every single episode I

Take out his mom yeah take my dragon breath can’t make friends of your own huh you got to summon them that’s embarrassing oh sick I can use my heart here to regen I didn’t even know that all right that’s nice use my dragon breath punch him light him on fire a you

Know how puppy breath smells kind of good I wonder if baby dragon breath smells kind of good I’m just healing him well nope not healing him he died good riddance the thieves have been stopped and the baby dragon is back in his rightful home now I just got to wait for

Him to grow up and then beat Minecraft in a challenge what don’t look at me like that thanks for watching we’ll see you in the next episode everybody