Crafting A Sword That Does 275,000 Damage Per Hit in Minecraft Dungeons

Oh hey there I’m blitz welcome back to Minecraft dungeons I’ve got the dumb idea for today’s video which is the best of ideas so I like seeing big numbers I’ve hit a level 163 – some of you people that’s not a very big number – others that’s unrecognizably and large

Anyway we’ve got some fun stuff ahead of us today so if you look at this it’s a claymore because it says Claymore and the power is all the way maxed up on here personally I really really like this cursed axe that we got in the last

Video but its power doesn’t go all the way to the top it has good solid melee damage plus the area of effect is huge but if you get a good claim or especially a unique one that damage can go super high now there’s also the broadsword the broadsword has relatively

The same melee damage as the heartseeker stealer whatever it’s called but it has the extra damage enchant to it meaning it does more damage if you didn’t figure that out all by yourself now the problem is you have to get the proper enchantments on these weapons so you can

Get the critical hit which is an extremely powerful one there’s also sharpness which this one doesn’t have any other does this third one that I have down below so you really want critical hit and then the sharpness one and then there’s a couple extras that could be really really strong as well

Fortunately our good friend mu in the end of the secret level likes to drop claymores and both the broadsword and the heart stealer are uniquely mors thankfully it was some properly timed trinket usage I could run myself all the way through the mobs and they barely

Hurt me I can jump over to the end boss and then change out my gears so I can destroy this guy in a matter of seconds and tada he’s dead oh I got a new Fox Harbor that’s not what I wanted and the enchants on this one are pretty

Much garbage so get rid of it so I’m just gonna farm this guy over and over and over and over and over and one more time and one more time and then maybe one more time it’s not gonna work is that gonna work please die please die

Oh it did yes it died but we still didn’t get a sword so maybe it’s time just to sit here and buy a bunch of garbage I do have a solid 18,500 or so monies maybe something good will come out of this actually mystery armor with melee damage

That’s not terrible if it had two of these that would be really good but it’s not but I got a dark katana which I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen before I’m kind of excited to click on it just to see what it looks like but I

Have so much fun salvaging all my garbage what is this wow that’s actually pretty good power extra damage to undead and it weekends that’s kind of cool like swirling with echo that could be kind of fun you know what I just realized these cows whoa whoa okay that

Takes quick oh we get it is that a strength it’s a strength potion twelve eighteen thousand that’s not bad I like that got a weird hit to it though it is fun watching the cows fly everywhere but these numbers they aren’t very exciting and I’m dying because it

Doesn’t have any way to gain health back all right so this thing is not nearly as good as my ex was but it did get a thirty thousand crit which is pretty exciting there another twenty thousand those are big numbers I like this game it’s another twenty thousand maybe

Another big one nope oh is that a golem kit gross yep so goodbye and now somehow I think I have more money than I did before I started which doesn’t make too much sense to me but I’m just gonna open an absolute buttload of these stupid chests oh well that’s fun hey girl

What’s your name diamond sword you don’t do very much damage why does it say extra damage when the damage is less than half of the damage of this one I can’t math either and I’m kidding I’m not gonna salvage that just for collectors purposes and back to back got

A twin Bo I will salvage this one just cuz I don’t like it not gonna lie this ax right here could do a lot of AoE damage critical hit I know it has radiance but it has committed which is really really cool Plus whirling I’m gonna give this thing a whirl critical

Hit and if it doesn’t work we’ll just delete it but I’m gonna hide my good axe way at the bottom of the world so I don’t accidentally delete that when I want to delete the other one there’s a lot of garbage in here why do I have so

Much garbage so let’s see what this giant shiny purple thing can do to an mushroom infected cows oh hello we get some good ones right away Wow Wow okay let’s speed it up a little bit did you see that spin move that was pretty sick why are there so many like

Enchanted cows here oh that was good okay that’s a lot of a oe damage I don’t get the healing no there is something very satisfying about large amounts of red numbers on the screen at any given time I like it a lot it makes me happy inside so this would be an interesting

Experiment how big of numbers can it mate because I have a stealth potion active and will hit you with a Gong and then it will do it Oh 1415 nice 16 17 18 19 20 what why is it getting bigger and bigger 23 23 thousand and one hit that was

Pretty cool here catch some of those eat those in your face I think I overshot him that’s sad would you stop throwing fiery mushrooms at me I don’t like you when you do that see it’s all better now and another stupid sight that I’ll never use okay the verdict on this thing

It’s decent so we filled up our inventory once again full of garbage Oh but another cursed axe that’s the one I like so much a little bit less only like a little bit but it has one radiance critical strike and leaching mm-hmm not quite perfect okay then I did get

Something the hawk brand increased critical hit chance that’s about all it has and it does low damage let’s just be a regular sword I don’t know if I’ve seen that one before oh but this could be fun the Ember broke it’s a 107 it gives surprise gifts but it doesn’t have cooldown swift-footed

Makes you run faster I kind of like that it looks like I got about 20 different uniques from there not too much interesting a bunch of sighs that one’s a sigh and then some of these stupid venom claims not my favorite in the world so they’re gonna get destroyed and

They’ll use that money to buy more things and I just took it a unique item that I’ve never seen before the Highland Armour I might have seen it I don’t really know at this point I personally don’t know why I would use this one when I have this one I mean it

Does give more health but this one gives so much more damage reduction so deleted so I guess I’m going to spend the next few hours trying to grind through a whole buttload of these cows until I can get something cool a drop so there’s something kind of unappealing

About running the same boss over and over and over for four hours trying to get a single weapon to drop that doesn’t like dropping ever once in four hours time so I’ve been breaking up the monotony no more killing Moo just running through the desert temple hopefully not getting

Caught by spiders and other creepy animals although it is pretty easy to avoid everything because this map is pretty well spaced out the only annoying thing is going in here and then trying to collect this little key guy I don’t even understand what that thing is and

Then trying to escape it’s actually kind of fun trying to escape without getting hit oh look at his little face in the background he’s like oh don’t kidnap me to shove me into this hole I don’t like that idea then I killed that guy cuz it

Was fun oh all that things in my way go out of my way stop being in my way but once we go in there we can come over to this thing and we can go inside of this room and then there is a secret chest

Right over here check that out and I got more common garbage but there’s also something else interesting if you listen closely there’s a door that just opened you hear that the door that open and it’s a secret this way but you can’t actually get into it so you go in your head and

Reset the dungeon only to find that door again yay and a secret room appears with an obsidian chest and then we get some rare mystery armor which we actually need but my inventory is full so I guess I purge all of the garbage I’ve collected for the last 4 hours so I go

To my way to find myself a piggy to kill because something satisfying about making bacon and trying to get a better loot but then they get the Big Brain idea I get thinking that this game is all stored locally on the local computer all of our items are in a save file that

You can edit so why not try to work smarter instead of harder and then just make up a weapon that could be very very good I think that’s I think that’s a good idea I think because well frankly it’s taking just forever to find anything useful I just need a template

To go off of a few soul-crushing hours later finally a level 106 weapon after I don’t know 30 minutes of grinding even more I finally got one you know on second thought maybe it’s not entirely the best idea to modify the game’s files because well I did something with my

Enchantment points I don’t exactly know but now I have negative eleventy billion enchantment points thankfully it still kind of works which I’ve frankly I don’t really understand how it can work I’ll also say that I’ve done everything else up to power level or up to level 170 completely legitimate like I played the

Game for 40 or 50 hours and I loved playing it I just kind of wanted to take it to the next level so I did and I found a couple of these things like this one was cool but it only had two slots here so now I will say that I’ve

Completely beaten the game entirely on my own I didn’t cheat at all I’ve gone through everything on the hardest difficulty and I’ve ground up to level 170 literally on my own without cheating at all so I thought it would be fun to maybe try something else I also did

Create a backup of my save file in case I do accidentally the game and I seem to have done them anyway there’s a couple cool things here with mystery armor when I was editing them I realized that you could have enchantments but you don’t get three in

Some of them and then you don’t get three things here so I’ve found a lower level one it has less health but I could stack three times melee damage these are additive so it’s 90 percent higher melee damage so if we put that in there also we have cowardice uh which increases

Melee damage even more hey that’s it’s my favorite and then we’ve got the broadsword with extra damage now I got the sharpness which increases damage by 33% I also took critical hit which is a 20% chance to trigger a crit and then echo so we hit twice we’ll do a critical hit

Do super sharpness damage and then well um everything’s gonna explode I really want to see this we should see it without the weapon or without the armor on and you know what let’s just get rid of all of this it’s kind of pains me oh whoa whoa what happened yeah we unbroken

That was fun I’m glad because that was kind of scaring me there’s a 1215 so those seem to be the general crits without having with that armor on okay now we throw on the gong show this should do a little bit better make faster Oh tour 37 45 that’s nice

Alright gong show show me some big numbers again 66 that’s cool alright those are pretty big numbers 4566 again now I did make this spelunker armor – and if you will notice I made these unique so I can recognize that there oh no I’m out of points that’s the saddest

Day of my life that’s fine because if I just do this I should get potions now I have a bat friend I’ll name him Kevin and also this mystery armor wasn’t working because that thing was fully geared up but as he continues taking more damage she should be getting hit

Harder and harder and this training dummy can’t take damage cuz it’s dumb oh right give me a potion yes oh this would be big stocks cake we’ll take the strengths first then one will hit this and will go three and boom Oh would you see that a hundred and

Sixty-six eighty-one without the shadow also if you are wondering this chest plate is theoretically possible within the game it would be extremely extremely rare but it is theoretically possible I didn’t want to mob the game too far to make it fully unrealistic I totally forgot to have this armor on when I was

Doing that crazy testing I also haven’t found a strength potion yet okay let’s uh we got a straight right shadow portion and there we go ninety-seven that was a good no another 97 why do I get so many strength potions and hardly any shadow ones alright strength potion

A shadow brooby gong time and attack 54 and we’ll do another one and let’s see boom ah that wasn’t good so we have to time it right to get the shadow potion with the strength potion and a crit on the first shot it’s gonna be interesting hello cows how are you today

Oh twelve thousand eighteen thousand they still hurt me that’s cuz I’m kind of a glass cannon right now alright so we have our mystery armor of cowardice our big broadsword of killing hopefully and a friend he’s a his name’s Kevin uh we already named something Kevin in this

Video but it’s that’s fine I’m not very good with names anyway I’ve got a buttload of potions ready to go um probably gonna let Kevin like have fun with them for a little bit there you go Kevin you go play with him I’m gonna gear up here for just a second and then

We’re gonna do this and oh oh that 174,000 okay do it again and boom only 58 that time give me another shadow portion another shadow portion ready and oh I forgot I need to have the Gong ready that’s why I didn’t do damage well I got five seconds left

On this so um 19000 okay I got one more shadow potion and I’m wondering if this’ll kill we’ll see ow nope you killed my friend die oh I didn’t see that 18,000 oh it’s you dork this is not cool we didn’t agree to these terms oh it wasn’t full health

That’s what happened No no no no no no no okay this is bad this is really bad I’m gonna die I’m so dead I’m still gonna be dead right now Wow this will be funny he doesn’t even know about me right now so I’m gonna hit this swiftness potion grab a shadow brew

Jump over here I’m invisible there’s a strength potion waiting for me and then here’s Moo watch this Bob oh we didn’t get a crit there’s still 58,000 the best one I saw was 174 let’s try that again I think I can get higher all right attempt number two

Ready to go let’s gear up first we’ll do a swiftness potion and then a strength potion and a shadow potion come on Kevin let’s go have some fun here we go ready attack and boom ooh 58,000 that wasn’t too exciting let’s grab another one ready Get Set oh that

Was another 58 and we’ll grab another shadow actually that was an echo too oh and I don’t have the Gong up what am I doing with myself it’s gong time let’s refresh the strength potion 2 and whatever other one that was and boom 58 and 18 Kevin died this isn’t good this

Boss is very anti ranged damage he doesn’t like me okay third time’s a charm Kevin’s here I’ve got a couple different shadow brews I’ve got two gongs this time so let’s do it let’s grab a sickness strength a shadow and then we’ll summon our friend mu hey buddy how

Are you ready gong time boom Oh 56 that wasn’t too exciting we’ll do it again oh he’s still up 67 that was pretty good but that was an echo as well so I was like a hundred okay and that wasn’t great because I didn’t hit a

Shadow okay and then now we’ll do this one and boom oh I didn’t see that look like 56 and 16 Oh No I’m injured oh and I don’t have my right armor on hot dang I’m doing so bad right now okay shadow brew strength potion

Come on in he can’t see me hit the gong and boom 56 where’s the shadow bruise that I need another one oh I don’t have anymore Kevin died alright one more attempt Kevin go have some fun swiftness strength shadow come on my dude come on my dude where are you where are you

There you are and attack Oh Oh 175 and 18 together that’s almost 200,000 we’ll grab another one well run over here we’ll go park and pow 175 and 54th that’s 220 if I can do my math correctly No you stupid cow die okay strength lotion shadow brew yet again another

Gong is ready now I fell down the hole Kevin what are you doing why do you have to go mess with the cows we’re making videos here good news everyone Kevin’s back and I got another strength potion shadow brew and swiftness he doesn’t know I’m here

He knows he injured me okay that’s not cool well we’ll sneak up behind him and smack him for ya not too much do I have another shadow potion ready no I don’t die I killed it Kevin 84000 crit that was pretty good oh well I guess that means the video is

Done I hit for 200,000