Crafting Illegal Minecraft Items

Today using illegal methods I plan on breaking minecraft in order to craft the most illegal items ever all to stop my friends why did you call us here welcome everyone listen I’ve brought you here for a very specific reason today is officially the day of the wait it it

Didn’t do anything wait hold on sorry one second punch the punch what is that he’s the game master nothing ever good happens when he’s like this guys you know I own this server and I’m the one that makes the rule rules that’s why today is officially the day for The

Purge no rules what you idiots have 24 hours anything goes good luck everyone so I could just do this whoo whoo whoo whoa whoa whoa whoo whoo chill chill die bot get away from me yeah get him oh he’s running why are they all huddling up team meeting team meeting y we’re

Killing skidy right yeah I think he has like the most sus bro he literally has an S on his house he’s got to go right guys yeah yeah yeah so who’s going to do it who’s going to be the bait how are we going to do this listen what I think we

Should to do is guys guys guys I lowkey think that they’re teaming up and by low key I mean they definitely are 24 hours until the purge begins all right guys you know what this means I think we need to put in a little call to skidy Industries please work please work

Please work please yes it worked okay if if any of you guys are police officers or FBI agents I need to just please click off of this video because as you guys know it is almost time for the per Purge and since there’s no rules during The Purge okay anything goes we’re

Getting a little bit illegal baby that’s right this is the illegal box that the skidy industries devs have put together and if we go ahead and open it up oh my goodness it’s already so illegal we literally get a triangle crafting table Contraband table the source of everything illegal okay okay guys we

Just need to make sure that no one is watching yeah that’s right turn around you stupid horse I have nothing in here okay and we’re just going to put down the illegal Contraband table now it took the devs about 23 hours to just cook up

This bad boy so we have to be quick that means we have 1 hour until the purge starts and oh my goodness yeah this is very illegal it’s literally a triangle GUI now if I just go ahead and grab some diamonds and we’re going to grab some

Sticks and let’s just go ahead and uh you know make a diamond pickaxe boom a Al Pickaxe mine anything in Minecraft illegally that’s right guys this is my pickaxe and it’s super illegal I mean look at this thing it’s literally like still Diamond items on top and listen

Guys we can literally mine anything in Minecraft with this like prepare to be amazed I’m not kidding we can mine anything for example if we just go ahead and look up into the sky yeah we can literally mine the sky we just m a piece

Of the sky like look look at this thing what what am I even looking at okay okay we need to mine this because there’s literally a purge about to happen and I can’t let anyone see what we’re doing okay this is confidential wait I just realized can we we can even what the

We’re mining the we just mined the air what is this a legal AIR block combined with any block to create a ghost okay I didn’t even know how we could do that okay let’s hold on to this I think we’re getting a little bit ahead of ourselves

Because if I go ahead and grab a water bucket I actually have an idea in mind so let’s bring this puppy with us as well I still can’t get over how illegal this looks it’s literally triangle but as I was saying guys I have a plan and

That plan involves end portal juice all right I know the portal is around here somewhere we’ve been here before yes get back get back all right guys we have the end portal right in front of us and look at all that juice I just want to lick it

But wait we cannot do that yet cuz we need to put this water down so we block the lava and now guys prepare to be amazed if we take the illegal pickaxe boom illegal void block that’s right guys we are finding this cuz we’re going

To need it for a certain craft there we go the Portal’s gone let me just grab all this and actually wait I just realize I don’t know how anyone’s going to get to the end ever again I’m so sorry but I I’m making illegal crafts

All right I I’m sorry I’m I’m just I’m just going to go and we are back at the base and oh my gosh guys look how cool this block looks but no we cannot be distracted by its beauty because we have recipes to attend to so if we put the

Void like that and we put a bucket in the middle we get the illegal void bucket allows the user to become the void It also says it smells like Cheetos um all right thanks for letting me know oh my gosh guys look at this bucket this

Looks insane so now that we have this it’s time to do a little bit of reconnaissance okay we got to Snoop around and see what everyone else is up to [Laughter] okay wait we’re invisible now wait I’m flying like I’m a ghost oh my gosh I could see through the walls wait does

This mean that I can go underground oh my gosh I literally became the void before I craft any other illegal items I just want to know what everyone else is up to for the purge okay I don’t see any secrets under bionic house and I don’t

See anything sus in Kip’s house this all looks pretty normal yeah wait Izzy’s house looks pretty normal too oh my gosh wait hold on I just remembered Izzy has like a secret bunker under his house oh my gosh yeah there it is there’s definitely got to be some secrets in

Here wait can I open chest while I’m I can okay wait there’s just emeralds yeah there’s like nothing in here also why isn’t anyone at their bases like what is going on I’m so conf wait there’s a chest right here what is this oh my gosh

Wait hold on can I mine blocks while I’m I can okay I can mine blocks so wait let’s make like a little opening right here and there’s four dirt and a cobblestone in here okay I’m literally not finding anything but wait wait hold on what is

This no way okay so this is gravel right here and these are signs so this looks like a fall trap yeah wait there’s a ladder like right here maybe they’re not at their bases because they could be teaming up yeah there’s a ton of spikes right here so

Obviously someone is making a trap but then there’s like chest down here what is this kiple rage Izzy make sure to add Hoppers under the drip Stone and that’s from bionic Hoppers under the dripstone so that they could collect my loot I knew it this literally confirms my

Suspicions all right all right that’s fine that’s fine we’ll just make our next illegal item cuz I’m out here playing chess while you little rats are playing checkers okay wait I I need some milk so now that we know what they’re up to the next item we’re going to make is

Illegal shears Shear anything in Minecraft illegally you guys thought we just had the illegal pickaxe no no we have the illegal shear and the first thing that we’re going to be shearing are some bubbles that’s right guys we need bubbles I know this is super illegal I know you think I’m crazy but

Prepare to have your mind blown oh wait did I did I do it wrong oh there they are bubbles oh my gosh guys we literally have bubbles in the palm of our hand okay let me go down there and grab one more set of bubble column thing whatever

I don’t even know what you call this but boom there we go we have another one right there and I’m thinking since these guys want to trap me okay wait we definitely can’t be holding these like super illegal shears out in public they’re so cursed looking but as I was

Saying if these guys want to trap me with the fall trap right there when it’s time for The Purge we can use these bubbles to get away boom yeah okay no one can see me I really hope no one’s looking but wait I’ve actually never

Done this guys how do I fly a bubble I don’t have my license for a bubble ah oh my gosh under Pearl under pear under Pearl oh okay all right we’re good we’re good we’re good but I still have one more bubble column left so we can use

That for the fall trap but then it doesn’t even stop there because if I grab some string and some sticks oh you guys are about to find out okay let me cook let me cook we’re just going to go ahead and make a bow but as you guys

Could already see this is this is very illegal boom we get the wob backwards butt bow and no that’s not backwards butt bow like a bow for your butt that doesn’t even make any sense the description is backwards so it says bow but backwards because it’s a wob really

It’s it’s a bow I I don’t know my my brain actually really hurts okay I’m confused but what I do know is that once we use the bubble to get out of the Fall trap we can then use the W ah I’m flying oh my gosh under Pearl

Oh okay okay I’m okay I don’t know why I keep getting launched into the air today but yeah this thing is actually insane instead of me shooting a bow the bow shoots me so we can use that to get away from the fall trap and then I’m thinking

It’ll launch us towards our house which we definitely need to defend for the Purge okay this is about to be a war so how exactly are you going to defend your base skidy well that’s easy guys we’re going to be needing cow I know what you’re thinking guys how is a cow going

To defend my beautiful home well I’m very glad you asked let me go ahead and just show you real quick there we go we just uh we just mined this cow I’m so sorry that you had to see that but you’re probably next let me just grab

This and boom we have cow and wait why is it butt in my face okay I don’t like that but as you can see the Ive maneuver protocol offline that’s right these cows are sleeper agents and we need to wake them up so if I just go ahead and craft

Some levers oh wait this is the illegal crafting table we we need the regular one for once so if I craft some levers and I just go ahead and grab my red stone you guys are actually about to be amazed okay I feel like I’m a magician

Today so we just got to connect the Redstone to the cow like that and then I think if we just flick this lever oh wait it’s not even going into him maybe like this oh oh my gosh you’re really tall what the cow is now in defensive maneuver protocol position and I’m

Pretty sure if anyone gets near my base they are actually about to get blasted with some milk all right guys so if I just go ahead and log on to my ALT account here oh my gosh he just spawned in oh my goodness what am I looking at

He’s shooting him with the milk oh my gosh he okay yeah there goes my ALT account no it says in chat hobbled by a flying milk bucket what did you do okay guys hopefully no one saw that but there there goes my ALT account he he’s dead

He literally died and I actually can’t even lie to you guys that was insane which can only mean one thing it’s it’s time to get you some more Brothers we need to make an army all right guys we have five cows and wa that looks so

Weird but let’s go ahead and change up the positioning of the lever real quick wow okay he just change back when he doesn’t have Redstone okay that’s good to know and I think I could just yeah I could just pick him back up all right

There we go go so I’m thinking I want to activate the lever from like the top of my balcony so we can do something like this and we could put the lever right there and then we can just run it down like this and then boom we had the first

Cow and then we definitely need one right in front of the door one right there and then one at the end there and oh my gosh that’s perfect all right let me just go ahead and line all this up and then we’re going to need some repeater thingies and all right guys

Moment of truth let’s try it out boom Oh my gosh they literally all just stand up and they are ready to go wait except for this guy what what are you looking at you’re looking the wrong way you’re fired no I’m just kidding I love you

Okay so I’m thinking just in case this house gets overrun we need a backup plan so you guys remember that illegal AIR block that we got at the beginning of the video well it says that we can combine it with any block to make a ghost block what the heck did we just

Make ghost Cobblestone okay wait so if I put this down it looks like normal Cobblestone to me I don’t no no way what we could go through the Cobblestone wait this is actually crazy we can make so many things with this so I think we probably need to use yes the illegal

Pickaxe to pick it up so let me just go ahead and turn this off there we go so I’m going to be up here but then if this gets overrun we need a way to just easily get out so let me just grab these blocks real quick and then let’s go

Ahead and just grab some air real quick yeah this is so illegal all right there we go I think we have some yeah we literally do and then let’s combine this with the Deep slate tiles and now we should have ghost deep slate if I’m correct yeah ow okay it it works it

Hurts for some reason it crushes me but yeah we can literally just run right through there so that’s going to be our getaway and then I’m thinking where would we run to what could we make I mean maybe we could do like a bridge or

Wait oh my gosh guys what if we made a squid game Bridge all right there we go we could use this to work off of but for you guys who don’t know what the squid games bridge is let me go ahead and show you so on one side we have a real platform

Like this one right here nice and sturdy but then on the okay all right I’m actually an idiot all right like I was saying on the next platform we have the fake one like this So the plan is they’ll follow me to here and then

Honestly I have the wob so I can just get across but then they’ll have to choose the real one or the fake one ow guys this is actually going to be sick I am so excited to see the reactions or rather see if they’re going to make it out

Alive all right and then let’s go ahead and make the last one right here and boom there we go guys we have a full squid game Bridge so if they go ahead and choose the wrong one yeah they’re literally dead but guys oh no no no it

Does not end there because I know someone is going to make it across the bridge so you know what guys we are taking the proactive approach and I’m thinking that we create a last resort now before I can explain what a last resort means we first have to run a

Little aand into Izzy’s home and wait okay I don’t see him actually no one is at their houses today probably cuz they’re too busy working on the fall trap for me hello housekeeping oh my gosh perfect okay so as we all know Izzy has a pet Mr Frog and he’s a very good

Boy but we are going to need him just for something real quick we’re all right there we go Mr Frog I’m sorry you’re okay you you just got to come with me okay guys we got to go we got to go actually wait I can just use the bow

Ye all right okay we are back at the base and okay guys listen sh we have to be quiet because this is the most illegal thing you’re ever going to see legal frog a very good boy who can retrieve anything in Minecraft and listen guys when I say anything I mean

Anything oh my gosh we have the sun extremely illegal capable of destroying the world that is what I mean when I say last resort if everything else doesn’t work we’re literally blowing up the world okay I’m getting a little a little carried away guys but I’m literally

Holding the sun like it’s not even there anymore it’s gone but it doesn’t end there okay cuz we have one last item that we’re going to need if we’re going to blow up the entire world and this last item is more overpowered than the sun okay oh

Okay I’m I’m fine I’m fine uh you guys did not just hear me scream like a girl okay like I was saying we need to go on a little bit of a journey to get this last item oh my gosh guys there it is the world border now this is a border

Encasing the entire smpp and nothing can get through this border guys as you can see if I try to go through it yeah it literally doesn’t work and even if I take the illegal pickaxe yeah I can’t even mine it it’s too strong but listen

Up guys I want you all to call me barber skidy okay because if you take your illegal shears yeah we can go ahead and uh just give the world border a little bit of a haircut and now guys oh my gosh it’s beautiful we literally have World

Border shards and I know what you guys are thinking don’t these kind of look like seeds a little bit they do so maybe we should just try planting them so let’s go ahead and grab Theo and I’m thinking a good spot would be right behind the bridge right here because

Remember guys this is the last resort all this is going to make sense in a second oh yes okay this is a perfect spot to make my world Bard seed things let’s go ahead and mine all this all right now let’s just ho up this dirt and

Now it’s time to get planting oh my gosh this looks insane so I know what you guys are thinking farmer skidy why are you planting World border shards into the ground I know this is very illegal but listen guys if we’re going to be blowing up the entire world as a last

Resort I’m not going to blow up with it okay because if you have World border armor you are invincible to anything this does take some time to grow so I have to hope that this is done by the time we get here but guys I’m actually

So excited this is going to be so sick once it’s fully grown everything is now in place and it’s all ready to go but since we have about 5 minutes to kill before The Purge officially starts guys there is one more extremely illegal item that’s going to help us a butt ton and

For that item we’re going to need a lot of slime so let’s go ahead and just kill all these guys hi and boom there we go we have 22 slime balls and so if we just head into the base and we go ahead and add this to the

Enchanting table so we can enchant it with curse of binding guys what is a curse of binding slime ball going to do if I throw this oh my gosh yeah there’s like a goo on the I can’t move I can’t move oh I’m finally free yeah those are

Definitely going to be super overpowered so let’s grab have a few more and guys I think we literally have like 2 minutes until this puppy begins I’m actually so nervous okay okay so I’ll probably be the one to like bait him here oh there you go yo it’s begun it’s begun wait it

Started oh my gosh The Purge has officially begun yo and I I’ll break it I’ll break it you’ll break it okay okay okay okay all right all right okay yeah go go go go down go down free gear ooh that’s good that’s good yeah lure them over lure him over yo they’re actually

Talking to me in chat I knew it there they are those little rats bro I have a few totems yo yo yo yo yo yo give them back here yo Izzy I’m going to drop you a totem when he comes here and then that way we can actually fool him and act

Like you know I’m going to give him one I’m going to hold my food so they can’t see any of my illegal items but yeah this is already so sus they said they have free gear for me oh no this is literally them like trying to kidnap me

But it’s okay we just need to stick to the script you just got to give me a signal when it’s time make bird noises when it’s good I’ll go like kly be on the lookout for him to come say hey skidy when he’s here so I know hey skidy

What’s up hey what what’s going on here here’s some stake of of truce man okay all right this is really uh nice of you yeah we’re like uh we’re revolting oh oh revolting yeah we figure you know let’s not play along with Donnie’s games you know why would we all fight each other

Oh okay so we’re all going to be peaceful leave that one for skidy all right so this is uh this is for me yeah let me just no no no no no no no no oh my gosh it actually worked bro it’s floating wait how is he not dead is he a

Bubble what is that it actually worked right before the drift Zone a bow a bow do we not have a bow on the team yo what’s going on guys oh my God he’s a bot oh my god I’m an idiot I actually fell inside someone pop him what’s going

On oh no oh no yo get him oh my gosh that actually worked skidy what was that bro what was that uh all right yep see you later guys what what was that bro just shot himself no no he’s not getting away that easy okay it this is actually

Working guys I can’t believe it and I got a free totem out of it what do you know oh my God just made it up wait they’re chasing him Iz he fell we just go we just go without him where’s rage come on rage you’re slacking I’m running

I was I was in the hole okay okay okay but I need to get up to my house oh my gosh we need to activate the lever here do you have any pearls Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl I don’t have one I’m here with you rage I’m back they’re they’re ahead of

Us they had pearls hey what’s going on guys get him cows get them Yo the cows are milking wait what is this oh no don’t go up defend me my cows all right come here cows don’t be a hero Kim what oh my gosh how are you killed by a cow I

Got to go I got to go I got to go I got to go klyy was too weak rage they’re focus on me they’re focus on me don’t worry yo stop stop looking at my stuff stop looking at my stuff wait you guys got to come he has invisible walls no

Hey bionic I solved it I solved it oh you m under them yo I’m five head let’s go wait I think it was just the Redstone wait bro we’re we’re dumb it was it was the Redstone hey Y no shot kbl was up here staring at this Redstone and died

Dude I I think we had a really bad teammate wait speaking of dead weight where are those two losers I don’t know they were looking at that pyramid thing come back here bro you’re a cheater stop stop stop stop stop bionic they’re colluding yo what what happened what

Happened what happened oh my gosh stand back watch out wait what is that he bugged me oh my come here rage I’m still free I’m juking oh my God bro what what is this bro a two you’re so nasty bro he boogi on me bro chill he’s about to

Escape hurry up all right stop stop right here oh my God bro you’re so cringe let me explain stop all right this is a squid game Bridge I think you guys all know what that means good luck boys see you on the other side dude you

Guys didn’t even stall him I was trying to circle around I was kind of scared all right I’m just going to jump I’m just going to jump yo look at them I already know which one it is oh my gosh okay I he literally just

Died I think second one yo wait wait I got this yo oh my gosh you’re a genius no way that works like that yo it does how are you figuring this out I’m so smart it’s unreal yo you’re crazy you’re crazy we all smarted the bot no way how

Are you getting all of these I could end Pro right now but I’m not for the lore wo all right that’s fine I still got my slime balls no no no yeah it’s it’s this one it’s forward right it’s forward all right go go go

Go I knew it come here you little B oh my gosh dude oh I got him I got him okay guys I just muted my mic hopefully the crops are ready to go are they ready yes they grew I’m going to eat my God Apple

There we go that way I can’t die while I take my armor off because if I just do this yeah we got new armor baby let’s go ahead and throw this on wait what is he doing I’m going deep boys no no no watch out yeah yeah yeah hey what’s going on

Guys oh no oh no I’m being jumped he has a diamond crafty thing dude he surv surviving Minecraft in a one by one border around himself I have a sharpness five Diamond ax BR there’s no shot oh no I’m being beat up yo hold on hold on

Maybe we trample on his crops maybe we trample on his crops yeah you’re going to try to hurt me emotionally I already harvested the crops okay you guys are a bunch of fools because now that I’m invincible and you guys aren’t why don’t I just uh go ahead and blow up the

Server what is that it’s the sun he’s holding the sun I’m going to blow it up I’ll do it sketchy chill pull the trigger guys guys guys guys stop what I’ve forgot to tell you the purch is tomorrow what yeah not today did I say today yeah you said today all right no

Well I meant tomorrow okay it’s not today bye guys wait what so does that mean hey skidy what are you holding right now this guy has illegal items oh yeah he does have illegal items sorry skidy no let’s go I think we won boys wo I got banned for having illegal items

Because today wasn’t The Purge I love you all rip my account