In an alternate timeline, in 2009’s prime, Gaben had an idea, a game that would shine. Craft Mine was the name, building and mining so grand, But in Sweden, a fat redditor had the same plan in hand.
Gabe Newell flew to Sweden, to make a peace deal, And soon Craft Mine was on Steam, with multiplayer appeal. It surpassed Gmod, and Valve thought of a sequel, But in 2016, Craft Mine 2 was a disaster, oh so feeble.
But in this alternate world, Minecraft was a Valve hit, With updates so good, it was a gaming outfit. Notch turned down a job at Valve, to work on his own game, And now we have Minecraft, with its own claim to fame.
So that’s the story, based on a true event, Minecraft and Valve, in a world so different. But in the end, we got the game we love, no need to fret, And that’s the tale of Minecraft, a game we’ll never forget.