Crainer Rules Squid Island! How did he become mayor?

Squid Island is back everybody that’s right from a little Christmas break we once again all of us jelly Josh and myself get on the server and today is a special episode it’s the last time jelly is Mayor and a new one will be elected it’s me I’m the mayor but only at the

End of the episode but seriously though my New Year’s resolution is to hit 8 million can’t do that without your help so please subscribe to this channel let’s get creater to 8 million I am the mayor W how is everybody doing citizens of Squid Island well we are well we are

Very well Mr Mayor and must I say you been broken no no no well Josh why is your Tower Still Standing then you must be an idiot cuz that’s my house over there oh yeah that’s the new house I moved out I moved out I moved out okay

Good yeah because we’ve got a book of laws here uh the first was what on any Town memb property is illegal and you’re not allowed to live in Towers these are our laws these are our laws thank you by the way for the great great law jelly I loved it yeah

You literally kicked us out of a house CR had to give his house a heck look at my sad house now I gave it a boss fade cut or whatever the hip K looking Castle I have ever seen but but wait I actually I actually got to ask if this is

Approved jly cuz I I don’t really know is it is it a tower Tower it’s not yay to no no guys if you look around all right you might see something is different what looks different here there’s more grass than before for sure there’s no PA ways true uh what we’re

Going to do about that boys what we going to do about that you’re the May you’re the man you tell us all right all right all right let me my god I’ve reinar we have to remind him on his job re have you rehearsed coughing cuz

You’re doing a go day good job of that clear your throat before the speech what today did you sp my face of Squid Island we are going to be creating a new enclosure for the king hell the king H the king I say that can we just get that

The king is alive oh yeah true I mean that would be very bad if he died is our beautiful Square he lives hey King GL hello he does have a ridiculously beautiful statue which stay it shall stay put that is a very beautiful statue what is that Kina what

Do you got there Kina I as the mayor guys I as the mayor thought of a great AR architectural ar ar Arctic AR art piece of a enclosure yeah yeah can we get the point are going to be creating canals o canals yeah yeah yeah I think they pronounced

Canals I don’t think you want to do that no they’re not hey I lived in Amsterdam I know what canals JY can I ask you something yes since you’re clearly so well rehearsed in what we’re doing today where do you want the paths to be for

King Glory what do we do well well hang where the the canal what we’re going to do all right we’re going to create canals for squid glowy to live in okay yeah yeah all right squid King loow a second and then uh on top of that we’re

Going to create Bridges and new Pathways and it’s going to be epic look I’m hearing a lot of Yapp in I am too could we get to business can you start us working all can you make us work okay grab your shovels and then start digging

Where no no no Josh don’t I don’t think no Josh I Josh I think you’re going to stop buddy I said with a shovel he just closed Us in we’re good gr we’re good I’m going to kind of like we got we got water down

Here JY told us to dig we’re going to dig so I’ve created like a little uh line over here I want you guys to dig this out three wide three wide okay like this wait which wait where’s the mid you guys are so dumb where’s the middle is

This is the middle obviously the line is the middle you stupid follow me Joshy another thing right because obviously we cannot have King glowy Escape well what do you mean yeah he can’t we’re going to have to create dce to make sure he can’t get out king glow is not a prisoner wait

What do you want to do to King glow um unfortunately his bloodline they they are prisoners Josh what are you talking about blood the prisoners to the system and we need to keep the bloodline pure exactly what what is happening can we just make a path and not make this all

Weird you need to breed with the squid what oh my blood this pure that’s for go sure dude what did you say Josh I don’t worry about and I’m not going to have sex with a squid I’ll C it wait where’s jelly I don’t know he

Kind Canal oh over there it out all right fine jelly I really feel like this is a very big Canal you’re creating and I don’t know where the path is going to be because you kind of put it we’ll have Bridges man we can go over the canal

Right right no I still don’t get it this is way too much work dude I hate every second of it and you’re going to have to hey man again you should have voted somebody else then man well you know what you suck at what hey jelly you know may like

People in politician power they usually try to be reelected I don’t know if you’re doing a good job at that no you’re really not jelly I don’t I’m not voting for you again citizen yes Citizen and I guess that’s me yes hello don’t there you go don’t you dare

I’m digging your tunnel for you and you give me this I Spit on this what all right I’ll take it back then no I’ll take it it’s fine I’ll just keep thinking okay okay hey he quickly made up his mind 2 hours later citizens this looks pretty good JY you are insane

I’m sorry I I think the next thing we got to do guys is work on some damps damn yeah yeah yeah so what if we use some Stone is that it uh some stone brick um we just kind of make it look like a little bit bigger okay I need a I

Definitely need a furnace then I think wait maybe this is going to be a take that JY I I I threw you some look look one sec I’m coming no it’s you don’t have to come anywhere J it’s right there next to gra some stuff be useful okay

And then I’ve got a little bit of that in here a little bit of this a it’s got to be so nice gster are you you guys using slabs mostly jell jell put slabs down here okay let me do slabs slabs are going to be Bridges did you guys know

It’s it’s really slippery over here by the good old enclosure one could all of a sudden SLI oh no you did what did you do it’s running something is I don’t I’m still falling I’m falling what are you doing okay I’m done I’m done built that thing

Man are you kidding me it’s a it needs to go I’m sorry buddy hey no wait I was falling I mean I was falling J it’s burning fix it’s burning real quick jelly I don’t think you got time to fix it buddy I’m not going to lie Craner I

Hate you I’m not going to lie Craner that didn’t look like you were fooling no I was falling that that I was looking at you that was not falling don’t have you guys fell for like a minute before it happen sometimes hey hey look at the the magma box got have been lit

You’re lit dude he may keep them lit that’s just the smiley face I’m going to work on trying to figure out how to get King glowy we to make sure I think you just open it up Josh has anyone got any leads left I think I had a lead I might

Have one wait it didn’t even remove the entire statue hold on i’ I’ve got some falling to do no crer stop it now if JY is elected mayor again you’re in big trouble yeah he already he already made me take down most of my house what else

Is he going to do huh take away my children well we need to yeah I think the Dam’s on oh we make the path right mayor right mayor right mayor I’m not sure if we want to do a path do see I’m I’m making a path may we could have a

Temporary path that would work a temporary path yeah we we’ve switched path a lot see see I made a path we’re a pathological Liars that’s good nice J thank do you like it do you like the path I like that I like that I like that King

Cut I’m cutting him off I’m cutting him off yeah cut off his access Josh no don’t cut him there we go now go in no one said that jelly oh okay let’s remove this on the the thing on top here maybe it’s confusing him a little bit

Now mayor arise mayor mayor mayor mayor mayor mayor uh no wait he’s the king king yeah King oh yeah kinging you’re the magic I’m so confused he’s yelling May is off right now yes yes put the dam Place put the damage yay okay he’s not going to jump over

Right look at this he’s got a brand new enclosure and it’s huge I actually am so happy we got rid of this ugly piece of crap over here cuz it was really ugly and I made still here oh yeah true oh oh wa hey I’m sorry I’m sorry I didn’t I

Didn’t mean to disrespect the May no don’t disrespect the mayor he’s still the mayor at least today for the day at least right now he is didn’t you stop on something back at Josh’s house too how’s it going with that uh well that’s still under construction crer also where’s

Where’s King he’s here he’s here he’s here oh oh by the way where oh there he is I like as the mayor citizens yeah as the mayor I’d like to clean up Squid Island from abandoned buildings no we can keep it right it’s beautiful yeah we

Can keep the tower what we talking about we talking about my place keep the tower okay but we need to make it public carpeting so remove the abandon signs remove the red carpeting well the Red’s not okay now that you’ve got this one we’re actually going to put this we’re

Going to create a proper Lighthouse here with an actual light you put the magma up put the mag up with some fire oh wait I have macman woohoo um I do have one issue guys why put it in the middle I kind of ran out of uh flint and steel so

Have any of you guys got flit and steel are you kidding me hey CR come over here come over here yeah see this over here yeah go get it okay dude jeez don’t have to be rude about it bro I’ve got it I’ve just realized how awful the pathways

Look wait it does oh my God it look horrendous why does it look bad what do you mean the the path or the yeah it just looks really bad or the enclosure I feel like we need more water damn that’s ugly the canals are still a work in progress that is

Ug well the king seems to like it he’s enjoying his time put the magma block down already okay and lights what I think it looks good if it’s up here okay fine yay we got ready for a house [Applause] Tour JY all right guys uh are we sure this is setting on fire the light out what maybe I did need to put it down the sav wait did you guys see my pet enclosure too it’s a petting file Manu so you can kill him and pet him we

Really we really didn’t need that what is this jelly look at this mess you made over here it’s still under construction gosh dang it dude all right all right oh all right so Josh what’s so special about your house tell us about it us I didn’t say it was anything special wait

You got to say explicitly we’re invited Josh you are invited oh knock knock who’s there jelly hi welcome thank you too yep okay so welcome to the bottom level doggy what’s up Bob yeah you know Bobby right ker yeah yeah it’s my previous dog yeah what

Happened to him all right so let’s move on um so here obviously it’s not fully furnished yet but hey Josh I’m looking at chest hope that’s okay it’s not furnished at all that’s not okay thank you Josh it’s not at all furn I literally just said it’s not furnished

Yeah no but you said it’s not you’re not finished W I wonder where you got this idea from Josh about a glass Dome uh uh who what you haven’t made one where you get this idea from you haven’t made one I you made a glass Dome no I

Didn’t I was just you know I think it looks good that’s all what were you thinking about yeah what are you thinking I’m not thinking about anything I I’m asking you oh you’re just genu oh he’s just genuinely curious I want to show you the basement it’s just under

The stairs I don’t think I want to go down to Josh’s basement I’ve done it before you’re going to light the basement you’re going to light the basement no no no no it’s so dark I don’t want to even look hey Josh you go first okay I want

There’s a surprise in there crina hey Josh you go first no I it’s not I’m going to ruin the surprise if I go first go on what all of my items you dummy well they’re in there I’ll get him Josh I’ll get him no no no please please don’t

Mess up my it’s my inventory no I want to keep it please wait Jo JY you really picked up everything I had I don’t even have a pickaxe anymore jelly why are you so mean to me hey dsh you want to do something else

For the rest of the day yeah we go elect the new mayor now yeah let’s go elect the new mayor boys I am going to kill you JY took my one Diamond that I’ve been keeping oh my God hey Jos you want some water down there Jos hey jelly seriously though can

I get my items back I don’t think we’re allowed to steal from each other tell me what items you had because I don’t know okay every single tool water back you’re supposed to listen may do I have permission to uh give people the things they need uh you mean the

Voting cards yep give me my voting cards sir slogo man yes all right all right everyone check the M dis we start I shall give in the helmet oh yeah D he just put it on his head again there we go there there we go I’m not the mayor

Anymore it was fun we’re going to begin yes begin can I be the first one voting you can you can be the first one you can be the first okay what was it I put it in the in the hopper oh my God every time do I throw it or just place it

Whatever you want place it inside the hopper okay no wait we’re voting I voted I voted I did it who do you think it’s going to be Josh I really I really hope it’s me I haven’t been a mayor yet I really hope it could be me Josh get out

Of my face you going to vote for me baby get out my f you’re reducing my chances of voting for you okay okay and now my vote it is done yay and then the mayor no the king vote oh my God the king yeah the king wait should we not look at the

Chest first no no no come on King okay 3 2 1 oh oh crer can I look can I look okay we were revealed in Three what oh what a tie okay it’s a tie between okay you know what that means we will be getting the king to decide oh no oh no I really don’t want it to be SLO again I really don’t want it to be SLO again I

Felt like I was a good man oh no you were but I really want it to be me we now have just the yellow and the red in there yes come on K come on 3 2 1 yes going move out of my way pant even

Though your first law was not that great Josh I want to be you what was wrong with my first law yeah that pretty good law like what okay put your vaults back in the voting chest come on everybody I’m the mayor now you must do as I say

So the Third Law of Squid Island and I’ve already thought of one so this is going to be good ladies and gentlemen and law number three has been made okay do you want me to read it aloud for you guys put it down put it down and read it

Law number three Craner no one persons is allowed to live outside of Squid Island any Soul resident currently doing so must move immediately onto the island or suffer the consequences death by sword right jelly death by sword huh oh JY has to move you don’t live on the island so

You’re not really a resident hey man and if you don’t move before the next time we all get on it is death by sword wow how am I supposed to move that entire thing well that’s kind of your problem think the implication is that you’ve got

To move house jelly yeah yeah can I just remind you I what you did to us last time yeah yeah yes mayor yes I shall move house yes so just a reminder of all the laws for everyone watching is we currently are not allowed to trespass

We’re not allowed to build towers and we are not allowed to live outside of the island that is correct and I also got some uh tasks to hand out to you guys for your next videos so I got a move and I got a task you also get a task yes

Jell you literally did this to us like yeah J is kind of get over with it already what’s J’s task other than moving his giant house onto the island will be to fix the mess he made back here and actually make the path accessible and good another path task

Well you also move your house buddy I’m keeping you busy okay that’s like the fifth one what am I doing what am I doing uh can I pick flowers Josh’s task will be to pick as many flowers as he old desires yay woo and do what like plant them right plant them around

You can do whatever you want with him Josh you’re good thank you thank you Kina thank you the dumbest and lamest jelly get to work