CRAZY Minecraft Speedruns You Won’t Believe

Minecraft is a game where you can do pretty much anything you can travel through different biomes fight crazy monsters perfect your aim with a plunger gun spit into cups I mean you can do your freaking laundry wait sorry I was thinking about Raymond’s Raving Rabbids too for the Nintendo Wii again but you

Can do a whole lot in Minecraft which is one of the reasons it’s become one of the most popular Speed games of all time and for every hyper optimized any% world record there’s a million little speedrun categories you’ve never heard of that can be quite strange for this video we

Found a few of the craziest Minecraft speedruns out there and broke them down enjoy have you ever wished Minecraft had Burgers I know I consider it a whopping Omission well it turns out dozens of Minecraft Bedrock players from around the globe feel the same way at least enough to compete over the McDonald’s

Happy Meal unofficial category extension the goal is simple acquire two pieces pieces of bread a steak a chicken a baked potato and an apple as fast as possible I got to say I’ve never heard of a Happy Meal with a burger and chicken McNuggets I would much rather

Take my bottle of chocolate milk but that’s just me it might disappoint you to learn that to our knowledge players are not generally grinding Minecraft Happy Meal speedruns in an Ideal World Happy Meal would be the most famous and active speedrun category of them all but for now most category extension

Speedruns start when a runner loads up a seed to attemp Ms one of the boring normal random seed records in Bedrock Edition the best speedrunning seeds usually start at a village within the coordinate range where the first ring of strongholds generates because strongholds have a tendency to generate

Underneath the villages The pl’s Village hash brown spawns into is roughly 600 blocks from the center of the world meaning that it’s plausible a stronghold could exist here so he plays the sea he enters the first house loots the chest and breaks the bed to use in the dragon

Fight at this point everything is going according to plan but look at that inventory three potatoes 11 bread and three apples that’s two of five Happy Meal components checked off the list and the main ingredient of a third there’s not going to be any dragon fighting happening today instead hash brown who

As fate would have it is actually named for a dollar menu item has the chance to pursue something far greater the village is in a ples biome meaning animal spawns are pretty common and sure enough there’s a chicken waiting outside which hash brown proceeds to beat to death

With a potato of course raw chicken will poison you and while McDonald’s chicken nuggets probably aren’t much better they’re at least cooked first so hash brown breaks a log which he crafts into planks for fuel he goes into the butcher’s house and places the raw potato into a smoker to make a baked

Potato where it will smelt twice as quickly as a regular furnace the run’s going well but hash brown hasn’t forgotten about the last ingredient steak and while the potato Cooks he steps outside the house for a second to look for cows none are nearby at the

Moment so he puts the chicken into the smoker before going back out sure enough right when he needs it most a cow appears in the distance he punches it with his fist it drops two raw beef and now all he needs to do is take it back

To the smoker to make steak in just a minute and 10 seconds Ash Brown has made himself an entire Happy Meal when you start a brand new Minecraft world most players would be inclined to find a shelter maybe start a mine or start to build a farm but some

People just really want a pet fish and I can’t say I blame them to complete a fish tank speedrun you need to build a fish tank out of at least 17 glass blocks a water source block and have a fish swimming safely inside this sounds pretty straightforward but of course

Minecraft set seed speedrunners immediately found the most ridiculous way to pull this off see the only naturally occurring glass cube big enough to qualify as a fish tank generates inside a woodland mansion in a secret room called the lava room the lava room is pretty much what it sounds

Like a glass tank full of lava with obsidian above and below it and a diamond block at the center sounds perfect for a fish tank as long as you don’t mind your fish immediately becoming a filt not to worry Minecraft speedrunners have a solution for everything including getting a fish

Safely inside a tank of lava this is where speedrunner Crimson who may or may not be the pope comes in with his set seed world record you can immediately tell he takes this run seriously because he’s multi- instancing with five different instances of Minecraft to increase his efficiency he spawns in

Between a woodland mansion and a ruined portal and uses the golden axe in the portal chest to quickly break it notice the axe has silk touch that might come in handy later he grabs a block of wood on his way to the river and uses the

Iron from the chest to make his bucket a salmon swims peacefully in the river unaware that its life is about to change forever and Crimson grabs it and 180s back towards Wards the nearby Mansion 16 seconds into the Run he breaks through the wall of the Mansion world record

Pace but the last step is the hardest one he’ll have to First grab a piece of glass with his silk touch axe then do several things within the span of half a second which is how long it takes lava to flow one block from a source block

He’ll break through the side of the tank at eye level then while leaving the corner lava block intact place a glass block to the left of it if he’s lucky immediately pick up the glass block he just broke place that behind the the lava block so that it’s surrounded by

Glass then place his fish bucket against that glass block replacing the lava with water and finally Place obsidian above the block so that no lava flows onto it all within the span of five ticks or half a second how in the world does he pull this off easy pause abuse in all

Its Glory take a look at the fastest Minecraft fish tank you’ll ever see A fish in a tank in 21 seconds not too bad for an 87-year-old Bishop forgive me Father for I wasn’t familiar with your game now that run was pretty cool but you might be thinking he didn’t really build a fish tank he just put a fish in

A bag and tossed it in a tank of lava well that was the set seed glitch list structures fish tank world record but if you want to see a real made from scratch fish tank we’ll have to go on over to the random seed glitch list no structures world record held by Lexa

Bmob this subcategory is very different but the goals are very straightforward Lexa is looking for sand to make glass a body of water with fish either an ocean or river and iron they spawn in a seemingly perfect location the beach of an ocean next to a cave where if they’re

Lucky there will be exposed iron the time to beat is 2 minutes 38 seconds by morning 12 and this is a perfect start so it’s time for Lexa to lock in they break a tree head into the cave and make some starting tools there’s no exposed iron right away but before Lexa is

Deterred they have to dig out a lot of stone anyway to make several furnaces where they’ll be smelting 17 blocks of sand into 17 blocks of glass they start to dig a staircase and lo and behold an iron vein reveals itself now all the pieces are in place it’s time to build a

Fish tank they finish gathering 36 Cobblestone enough for a stone axe shovel and four fer ey they head back to the surface gather wood for fuel then dig out their 17 sand out come the fer ey where they’ll smelt the three iron first for a bucket then put five sand in

Each other furnace leaving two for the first in order to optimize smelting time while Lexa Waits they grab another piece of wood to make their second crafting table speedrunners don’t have time to pick things up and carry them with them then they make their bucket and hop into

The ocean a friendly local Cod is happy to help out and gets bucketed at 2 minutes and 12 seconds just 26 seconds to get back to shore smelt the last two glass and build the tank sounds pretty tight but this is the part Lexa has been practicing the most and with everything

On the line they don’t waste this opportunity 2 minutes 32 seconds it might not be the most popular speedrun category but it is heartwarming to see a fish freed from the dangerous open ocean into a Thrifty new one block apartment I I mean tank in insert witty segue to

Next segment here if you need to pull out a cool party trick to break the tension at an upcoming holiday family gathering look no further than Jeb underscore by using a name tag to name any sheep Jeb uncore the Sheep will start changing colors and if you’re still not impressed speedrunner swaggy

Cat has proven that it’s possible to do so in just 20 seconds but how the name tags as you probably know aren’t craftable so the only ways you can quickly get them without fishing or trading are through loot chests in Java Edition you can find them in dungeons

Ancient cities M shafts or Woodland Mansions none of which are exactly easy to get to at least not right from Spawn but in Bedrock Edition there’s one more place you can find a name tag buried treasure with a 34.3% Chance once you get the name tag

You need to be able to actually rename it this means you not only need an anvil which takes 31 iron ingots to craft but also enough experience points to actually do the renaming what’s the best way to get XP fast when you don’t have time to build a huge mob farm you copied

From a YouTube tutorial bottles of enchanting and here Bedrock Edition comes up clutch once again being the only version of the game to have these generate in buried treasure chests at this point the strategy for a jebor world record is pretty clear just find a seed that has buried treasure with all

The loot you need and some sheep nearby at that point just craft as fast as possible and hope for the best the second part is straightforward enough but finding the perfect seed was more difficult after s set a 38c world record in June 2021 shaving almost 30 seconds

Off the previous record time the metaed was set for a while it went like this you spawned in a forest biome punched a tree to get wood for a crafting table and then jumped down onto a beach where a buried treasure was once you made your

Name tag you went down the beach to where some sheep were waiting as players got more and more efficient in their movement and crafting the world record was cut over time with swagy Cat setting a 34 second record 18 days after signs he held this record for over 3 months

Eventually being beaten by 1 second in a run by Mr timt YouTube but the whole category was about to change forever 5 months after this record in April of 2022 a new Runner was at the top of the leaderboards Cube flipper with a run exactly 1 second faster than Mr timtom

But this time the difference wasn’t because of a tiny optimization or a sheep walking closer to the player Cube flipper was playing on an entirely new seed one that would allow Runners to make multicolored sheep faster than anyone ever thought possible the seed places the player directly above a

Buried treasure which will consistently generate with 32 iron ingots a name tag and a bottle of enchanting just beyond in an adjacent planes biome is a flock of sheep Cube flippers run while fast wasn’t fully optimized by any means he misclicks at the start when trying to dig through the sand pauses before

Throwing the bottle of enchanting and makes a slight misclick again when placing down the crafting table of course it’s not really his fault he’s playing on a touchcreen which is notoriously imprecise particularly when the Run revolves around typing out a specific name with special characters again Cube flipper did very well with

The tools he had and earned a world record to show for it but it’s hard to argue it wouldn’t have been easier with a keyboard and mouse this seed still had untapped potential Ender 4710 brought the record down to 21 seconds with a run played on PC but it was swagy cat

Onetime world record holder on the old seed who would do even better both players pretty much had the run down to a science with extremely practiced and precise movement and crafting throughout the Run both players lucked out with the bottle of enchanting which can produce XP orbs worth anywhere from 3 to 11

Points of experience giving both of them the required seven to level up the Sheep spawned in the same place as always determined by the seed at the end of the day it was the Sheep themselves who would determine a champion I watched a great movie The

Other Day called Grizzly Man about a man who goes to live alone with wild animals and though we as humans can never truly understand the behavior of animals we can have a respect for their Consciousness and the fact that they have a perspective on the world

Different from our own it’s hard for us as humans to understand why the sheep on this seed do what they do but in Ender 4710s run the nearest sheep walked away from the player for swaggy cat the Sheep walked towards him so he didn’t have to

Run as far to name tag it that was ultimately the difference in less than 20 seconds swaggy cat had become world champion if you’re older than a certain age and you’re watching this video you probably have either played or watched someone play the Minecraft ather mod if

You haven’t the Aether is one of Minecraft’s oldest mods and might still be its biggest but undeniably it’s the most legendary back in 2011 the Aether was the first Minecraft mod to really add a whole new world inside of Minecraft with an entire Sky Dimension complete with new blocks mobs items and

Accessories it was so revelatory for Minecraft modding and over time became such a legendary part of Minecraft history that its creator King B dogs was hired by Mojang as a gameplay developer for Minecraft the one thing about the Aether though is that back when it came out modding Minecraft wasn’t quite as

Accessible and people weren’t as Savvy with the tech as they are now so you got a whole lot of 10-year-old perspective YouTubers building the legendary glowstone portal using the water bucket to light it and being so suddenly disappointed that they suffered emotional trauma changing their brain chemistry and altering the course of

Their lives sending them on a downward spiral that would culminate in events too unpleasant to mention here okay it’s possible I’m exaggerating but this whole trying to go to the Aether and failing thing was huge so of course speedrunners had to bring it back the goal of the

Aether category is simple build a 3×2 port frame out of Glowstone and put a water source inside it to light the portal the SSG world record was pulled off in June of 2023 by unor tierz and it is a sight to behold they spawn in on a ruined portal complete it with the

Obsidian from the chest and are into The Nether at 5.3 seconds they spawn in a Bastion drop down to go straight for the chest where they get 10 glowstone and a pickaxe then climb back up to return to the Overworld with their loot at 15.6 seconds they’re back in the Overworld

Where they drop and into a nearby River and with the help of a little pausing build their portal and have it lit before the in-game timer reaches 20 seconds pretty cool although I can’t help feeling like the magic of the old Aether isn’t really captured in this

Kind of run a random seed run though feels more like The Adventurous get there from scratch kind of vibe that the Aether is all about so with that in mind let’s jump into the run that Lys trro was playing on July 11th 2023 with a world record of 244 by agara other it

Wasn’t going to be easy to get into The Nether collect glowstone and get back to the Overworld in time to beat that record but this isn’t just some game this is life or death lotro has to get to the Aether never mind the fact that she was mainly resetting for any percent

And that she had just learned about the Aether category and Minecraft jvas unofficial category extensions 90 minutes ago she was taking her Mission very seriously she flips through worlds running six instances of M craft at once looking for a beach spawn where she can hopefully find a buried treasure which

Will give her everything she needs to get to the nether with the help of her pet bunny she saves seeds that look promising while resetting ones that don’t and on this particular seed the bunny’s nose is true she doesn’t have any luck finding a buried treasure using

The block entity indicator on the F3 screen pie chart but she does spot a shipwreck right next to the island she spawned on which as long as it has enough iron is almost as good it has 13 which is a perfect amount because it allows her to make a full set of iron

Tools a bucket and flint and steel for the nether portal and shears to quickly gather Leaf blocks which she can use to build up to glow stone in the nether since it grows downwards off of ceilings she gets back to shore at 22 seconds heads for the nearest tree gathers a

Little wood and then crafts all those things I just said she gathers leaves makes a boat and a door for nether entry and she’s off into the ocean where she’ll want to find an underwater mad Murphy right away she spots one which means this is going to be a pretty

Decent nether entry she stops to grab gravel on her way down which she’ll need for flint and steel then makes her nether portal and is into The Nether at 1 minute and 42 seconds now a pivotal moment in the run she opens her F3 screen analyzing entity data to deduce

Whether there’s a Bastion nearby if there was in all likelihood she’d continue her any% dream and just try to beat the game but luckily for us and for the billions of people watching at home around the world there isn’t what there is is a big old Goa glow stone just

Teasing her on a low ceiling nearby this can only mean one thing it’s game time she runs for the glowstone and mines until she has 40 dust enough to craft into 10 glowstone blocks back to her portal and she’s returning to the Overworld with less than 30 seconds left

To build her portal it’s going to be really close now ideally a runner would build their portal in the open air because it’s much faster than navigating anything underground but being at the bottom of a ravine lotro has no time for that her only option is to dig into the

Nearby wall and carve out space for her portal she digs out each block one by one glowstone at the ready the clock taunting her her pickaxe painfully slow I can’t watch did you get it she she got it she got it folks a happy ending I hope this shows you all that if

You set your mind to it you too can set an obscure Minecraft world record in a category with zero active run I mean realistically not all of you can do that but some of you probably can and the rest of you can keep watching us talk about them thanks so much for

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